Original subtitles

We counted three.

Name your favourite dinosaur.

Codasaurus!

Celebrity you really want to fuck.

Don't you feel?

I'm adopted.

Did we just become best friends?

Yep.

So fine!

It's Pam.

And who is this sitting behind you?

Hey, this lady.

I'm Aubrey.

Where'd you see yourself in within the next hour?

Oh!

Boats and hoes.

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes.

It ain't up to Peter or Santa Maria, I'll do

you in the boat while you're drinkin' sangria.

Back then I was a lecherous and my dad's a boat.

You won't go down, cause my dick can float.

We sail around the world, I report to port.

Every time I come, I produce a quart.

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor.

There's a pretty lady and I'd like to spank her.

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes.

You gotta have me, my boats and hoes.

Boats and hoes.

Boats and hoes.

Boats and hoes.

I gotta have me my boats and hoes.

Boats and hoes.

Boats and hoes.

I gotta have me my boats and hoes.

Ta-da!

What do you think?

Okay, um...

Um...

Okay, what exactly did I just watch?

Pretty sick, huh Dad?

Yeah.

It's, uh, boats and hoes.

The next viral sensation.

Yeah.

We're pretty cool now.

We even have our own hashtag.

Hashtag!

Okay, no, no, no.

I understand.

Kudos to you for doing something aggressive here.

But...

Where did you get the money for all of this?

I mean, the mansion, the models, the film crew, editing, studio time, the boats.

..

Well, I mean, inflatable boats, but...

Even less.

I mean, this thing must have cost a fortune.

Can I explain?

We just took it out of that account you have labeled for family emergencies.

There was actually so much more in there than I thought.

Wait, wait, wait.

What account?

The one for emergency savings.

Yeah.

For emergencies.

Which is what this was.

What?

Oh.

Are you trying to tell me that you tapped into my RETIREMENT FUND?!

What the fuck is wrong with you two?!

Jesus Christ, you fucking spent my goddamn nest egg on this?!

Oh my god, Jesus Christ!

I'm never gonna get out of retirement now!

Holy shit, my god!

Hey, hey.

This isn't good for your health.

Take a breath.

It was an inflatable boat.

It's like you said, inflatable.

And think of it like a investment.

Yeah.

Once this viral goes big.

Oh my god!

That's it!

That's it!

I can't take it anymore!

These two fucking idiots gotta go!

Oh my god.

You wanna know why?

You wanna know why I've been so fucking stressed out lately?

Okay?

Nance, I'm gonna tell them.

Okay?

Look, family.

I gotta tell them.

Family!

Your mother and I are getting a divorce!

Wait, this is fantastic.

Boats and hoes.

Divorce edition.

Genius.

Unbelievable!

Is this our fault?

No.

No, sweetie.

It's not his fault.

It's not.

Things happen.

It's not their fault!

Are you kidding me fucking Nancy?

It's 100% their fault!

Jesus Christ!

They spent all of my fucking retirement!

Jesus Christ!

Oh my god!

I'm never gonna be able to fucking stop working now!

Surprise!

The house is sold in a week!

You two losers are out!

What?

Yeah!

Time's up!

You're fucked!

This is your fault!

This is your fault!

This is your fault!

You're the one that wanted all the extra models!

You wanted the aerial shots, more boats, more hoes!

So?

You know what?

I don't even need you.

I don't need you!

Finally!

My bags are all packed up.

I got my ticket in my hand.

I say my last goodbyes.

I'm headed off to another land.

Oh no.

Gal, don't mess this up.

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

All right!

Hey Oh well girl You know I'd stay And if there was a way Oh just another day But

I'm going away Oh and soon I'm gonna say that I'm I'm coming home Hey!

What's up Nancy?

Hey Robert.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

You look good.

Thank you.

It's been a while.

You look pretty nice too.

Hey!

Hey!

Foster brother.

Stepmom.

Foster mom.

Stepdad.

You both look really nice.

Look at you two.

Productive members of society now.

Are you trying?

Are you both working?

In fact, thank you for hiring me for this catering.

Wow.

You're the best.

I wouldn't want anyone else.

I gotta get back to work.

I know the cooks needed some help but enjoy yourselves guys.

Yeah.

Get back to work?

You know Wow.

Is it me or does it seem like they put this whole

thing together to get us back together here?

I think it's way too much of a coincidence.

You know I don't think there are any coincidences.

God.

You're working so hard and they're getting along so well and they did all this for us.

You know what?

Cheers.

Well it was good to see you.

It was good to see you too.

Okay.

All right daddies.

Please.

Hurry.

Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Okay.

Where's the person having a heart attack, Gail?

We can totally explain ourselves here.

Gail, take it away.

Oh, well we know, you know, we haven't been the best

recently and we just don't want you guys to grow apart.

Oh.

Hon, look.

It's exhausting.

Hon, it's not that simple.

We've lost the connection.

You can always like... Don't you miss mom's perfect breasts?

I don't think that's really appropriate.

Sure it is.

I mean listen.

It's not about starting from the beginning.

It's about starting over.

Come on.

Don't you miss these?

Come on.

We know you miss them, dad.

Yeah, of course I do.

I mean it's... No, we do.

It doesn't feel terrible.

Yeah, who wouldn't miss these?

It's been a while.

But I mean, come on.

This is silly.

No, I mean it's all about trying to use it.

Gail.

Don't you miss dad's cock?

Come on.

I know you guys miss each other.

He has a really pretty cock.

He does.

And you guys had quite the passion.

I mean...

We did share a wall.

You did?

Yeah.

You used to listen to us?

I mean, it's hard not to.

Here, mom, let me help you take this dress off.

Okay.

I see the way you set it up.

Here, let me get this off of you.

This is hard to get off of.

Is it?

Nancy, you've been working out.

Well, I've been single.

Come on.

And then come home.

Here, look.

Dad, come sit down right here.

Oh, you missed me.

Dad.

Right here.

Come on.

I know you miss this.

Aubrey.

Dad, it's fine.

No.

Just shut up.

I'm trying to help here.

Does anybody care about what I feel?

What is happening right now?

Mom, get in here.

Don't be shy.

Aubrey, what are you...

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to help fix the mess we made.

Yeah, we made such a big mess.

We just want to clean it all up.

Do you like it?

Take it easy.

You're going to make another mess.

Here.

Oh.

Oh, Nancy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, Nancy.

Oh.

What a good plug.

Oh.

I do kind of miss this.

Well, don't stop her.

I mean...

What the hell are you two doing?

Jesus Christ.

Okay, now I'm...

It's telling me I'm alone.

Just like, well, not really like old times because...

What?

Jesus Christ, girls.

What's... What's the big deal?

You guys clearly love and miss each other.

Oh, my God.

So just enjoy.

Go with the flow.

Don't worry about us.

We're just... Yeah, we're just one thing.

It's fine.

I can't believe what we're doing.

They went to all this trouble.

Oh, no, no.

Keep going, hon.

Keep going.

It's all right.

It's been quite a while.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good?

Of course it does.

Oh.

Oh.

We came out of the bar today.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, can you help me?

Okay, I would... Stop looking over here.

Dad, you stop looking over here and worry about your wife.

I don't know why.

What's going on over there?

Just enjoying the magic between you two.

You can tell you clearly love each other.

Yes.

Well, you know what?

We're one big happy family.

So you come over here now.

Okay?

Okay.

Because I have the mom.

I want the daughter.

The young buck, eh?

Well...

Family's too small.

Here, let me help you.

Oh.

I'm so glad this is working out.

Oh, sweetie, you've always been so helpful.

Thank you.

I do really like helping moms.

It's a beautiful subsystem.

I can tell.

You know I'm always the right one.

But, I mean, this is...

This is so fucked up.

It is.

But I do not tell Derek about this.

That fucks day?

Yeah, exactly.

Why can't you even do this in his room?

Mommy is so proud of you.

You're really good at that.

Have you been practicing?

Wait, I want to see.

What are you doing?

Teach me.

Let me see.

Let me get in there.

Want to try?

Hold on a second.

Here you go.

Come here.

So supportive.

Here you go.

You can be my little rainbow.

Wow.

Here.

Maybe we could take these off, too.

Like this.

That's really good.

What should I say?

Nighthawk.

I don't like watching this that much.

I feel like we're doing it alright.

You know how he likes it.

I feel like we're doing a really good job.

I can tell she's enjoying it too.

Wait a second, is this what you guys were up to when

I thought you were having all those wild dreams?

I mean...

I mean... That's why we heard some noises.

There you go.

We did.

There you go.

We did.

I wish that she was sleeping.

Yeah, she's a monster.

She's a monster.

Oh my God.

She's gone.

She's gone.

That was good.

You guys haven't went on.

I don't know, I'm not supposed to do it.

I don't know, I'm not supposed to do it.

You know what they say, family that fucks together stays together.

Is that what they say?

Heard that somewhere, I think.

See, aren't you glad you came in here for this emergency?

I think we really set this up.

Very well.

You guys did such a good job.

And you guys had no idea, huh?

You did so well.

I mean, Dad kind of knew when we first got here.

I kind of want that dick.

Oh my God.

I guess if our back doesn't work out... I know.

I was going to say maybe we have another career we can get into.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean...

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

It's the back that I like watching.

Oh, yeah.

I really like watching.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Anything you want now.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, that's great.

Come here, girls.

Come here.

Yeah?

Yes, doc?

Come here.

Come here.

What do you mean?

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I never thought we'd work this well.

I know.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

I'm loving your hair out in the wig for you.

You're getting somewhere all over your pretty pearls.

Real pearls.

Hey, Nancy, do you mind if I...

what, yell?

No, you don't.

Of course I mean it.

I mean, I think it would be a really nice way for everyone to get back to work.

A little handshake you got there.

Of course I'm going to share it with her.

Of course.

A family show.

Okay.

By all means, take over for everything she's got.

Come here.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

How's that feel, sweetie?

You feel so fucking good.

We're just enjoying that.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I feel...

We've definitely been at each other's throats more than anything.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It feels so fucking good.

Especially my daughter.

Yeah you do though.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Do you want to share with mommy?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yes.

Oh wow.

Yes please.

Look at us all getting along so well.

One big happy family.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

That feels good to me.

I love to see you two getting along so well.

It's a lot easier now that I know she's not a big douche.

Yeah.

Just like that.

You tell me when.

That feels good.

It does.

It does do feel good.

She likes it sweet.

Fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's so good we can get along.

Oh my god.

That doesn't even taste how good you get along.

This is going on.

Aubrey when did you get that tattoo?

I act like I thought you were going to screw this up.

I don't even realize.

I'm sorry, I know you don't like me speaking with my mouth full.

They're really bonding, aren't they?

I know they are.

I'm sure they've talked before.

Why don't you let mom help you guys clean up a little bit?

Mom,

I just wanted you to take care of dad while I was gone.

Fuck dad, yes!

Oh my god, you are such a good baby girl.

Oh fuck, yes!

Oh fuck, yes dad, yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh fuck, yes, yes!

Oh fuck, yes, yes!

Oh, god, I'm getting along dad.

Oh let's shake this.

Oh yes.

Wait, just a bit, just a bit.

Fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes, fuck yes!

Yes, fuck... Fuck yes!

Fuck yes.

Fuck... Push me out like last time.

I will show you how, Dad, I promise.

I promise.

Fuck yes.

Right there.

Oh my God, Mom, your tongue feels so good.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Yeah.

Bye.

Fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, you love me.

Yes.

I do, I do.

Wow, you guys have totally redeemed yourselves.

Yes.

I think so.

What do you think, sweetie?

Yeah.

What do you think?

He's not still mad, right?

No.

Totally redeemed themselves, right?

I think so.

Okay, here we go.

I'll let you get mad at it once.

Go ahead and smack it.

Go ahead, do it again.

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Do it again.

Go ahead, it's okay.

Do it again.

Okay, fine.

Go ahead.

Do you want to try?

What's your mom showing you?

Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, there you go.

Like that.

Gail, you want to get in on it?

Yeah.

Just take your finger out one time.

Just do it.

Okay, no elder abuse here, but go ahead.

Sorry, Dad.

Tap it.

There you go.

You can do better than that.

She's not feeling okay.

Yeah, come on, sweetie.

Yeah.

Like that?

I mean, no.

Mom has a really good swing on that.

Yeah.

I guess she's had lots of fun.

Also, he's fun to hit.

Yeah.

I mean, remember he was yelling at you at the table?

Oh my god, wait.

Yeah.

Channel that anger.

Yeah.

It's true.

Is that how you always get it out on dad?

Yeah.

Get it out on him?

Yeah.

Maybe I should.

He's creeping in here.

Yeah.

Can you get him up?

Maybe I'll wheelchair.

What do you think?

Let's have a little girl party.

Yeah.

All three of us?

Okay.

Yeah.

Here.

Why don't you guys let mom be?

Okay.

There you go.

Mom's always trying to make sure we're full.

I know.

She's trying to make sure everybody's okay.

Go ahead.

I'll guess who it is.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look.

Oh my god.

Who knew?

That sister's not a different answer, sister.

Oh, look at her talk.

I know.

Jaylen's being just a little bit greedy there.

I think she like Dad's cock.

Well, I mean... Like motherly dog.

Yeah.

It's true.

That's it.

Sharing's always been hard for me being an only child.

Oh my god.

Until now.

Well, we appreciate you sharing it.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Mom's so good at that.

No.

It's like kind of mesmerizing.

No.

Show that trick that you go all the way down.

There you go.

That was a legend.

That was crazy.

Disappearing Act, right?

It took us six weeks on our honeymoon to figure that one out.

We cut down the hatch.

Down the hatch!

Do you guys want to try?

I'll try.

I don't know if I can do it like you do it.

I'm trying to get at it.

I know you can do better than that.

We practiced this, too.

Do you want Mom to help you?

Yeah, please.

There you go.

I want to go.

Show your sister.

She's going to push my head all the way down.

There you go.

Just like that.

You're definitely a natural like your mom.

Like that, Mom?

Sweetie, that was outstanding.

Thank you.

Why don't you turn around and get on top of me?

Did I just hog it?

No.

No.

It's yours.

I'm taking over.

It's okay.

It's kind of just nice to, you know... I know.

So you guys are finally getting all the bonding.

Why don't you hop on top of me, honey?

I don't like this.

There we go.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

She really has a little stamina.

She does.

There you go.

Mom looks so pretty.

Remember this one?

Oh, yeah.

This is one of our little honeymoon tricks, too.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's so big.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

That is bouncy.

That is really bouncy.

Really good.

Really good.

Yeah.

You like watching it?

Yeah, I do like watching it.

It's like a masterpiece.

Yeah, it really is.

She takes in every inch of that girl.

I know.

Those balls are almost smacking your pussy.

I like it.

Speaking of smacking my pussy, would you girls like to help mommy out a little bit?

Yeah.

Here, let me just grind around on you.

Nice and easy.

Nice and easy.

Like it, like it, honey.

There you go.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, that feels good.

Oh, just keep playing with mom.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

That was good.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, bug.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just grind around on dad's dead.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mom looks like she's gonna come.

Yeah.

Are you guys gonna help me?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Nice and gentle.

Oh, God.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm squeezing you outside.

Oh, my God.

Let me go, you double woman.

Oh.

Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We ain't through yet.

Oh.

Dad.

You get off.

Dad.

You get off.

You get off.

Dad.

You get off.

Dad.

Dad.

You're so cool.

Wow.

I haven't seen you like this in a while.

That fire is back.

Wow.

We just did it.

We have you girls to thank.

Help your mom out.

I can't believe how good she is at that.

She must get it from you.

Apples don't fall far from the tree.

You're doing such a good job.

I'm so proud to have you guys, my mom and sister.

I can't believe you guys did this for us.

All that trouble we had felt so awful.

The last thing we wanted to do was, you know, make up such a happy couple.

We were just being selfish.

Stuck in our ways.

You should share with your sister a little bit.

I should.

May I?

May I?

Yeah.

Oh.

I do love you two, but sometimes you can be just a little bit greedy.

I know.

I do, too.

I'm learning to get better.

It's hard when you're not used to having a sister, right?

I know.

It's something I'm learning.

Come here, girl.

Hop on.

Yeah.

Come on and hop on.

Well, Dad, wait.

Don't you think I could have a turn, maybe?

Do you want to hop on?

Sure, baby girl.

Do you think?

Please?

Come on.

Oh, no.

I like you.

I know.

You know what?

Learn to share.

Oh.

Oh, I hate it.

Oh, fuck you.

I feel like she always gets the best treatment.

Nuh-uh.

Slow it down, girl.

I'll make love to you.

I promise.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, Bella.

Do you want to feel good, too?

Sweetheart.

Yeah.

Okay.

So sweet.

Let Mom know.

Let Mom know.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, Dad.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Mom's so good at getting pussy.

Oh.

Really?

Really?

It's like he's...

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Gross.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How much?

She... Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mom's gonna make me cum.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna make me cum.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, Aubrey.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Wait, let's go.

Let's go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

I feel like we're going to do this a lot more often.

I feel like we should do this a lot more often.

This is truly a way of bolting.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, how is it?

Oh, my God.

I think that Aubrey got a musical range of your people-pleasing skills.

Did you, I mean, it seriously rubbed off on her.

Did you see how well she took care of you?

Of course.

I'll hold it for you.

There you go.

I know.

They're doing so good.

Girls, you, come here.

No, no, no.

Don't make me stop you.

They're doing so good now.

We need to take a good vacation is what we need to do.

Family vacation.

Yes, a family vacation.

Some place tropical.

Some place private, very secluded.

That little place that we went to in the South Pacific with the bubbles.

Oh, yeah.

But they had the big family.

Oh, yeah, and the conch shells.

Oh, wow.

Just the four of us.

Just the four of us.

Uh-huh.

I'd like to say I should teach them a little bit more

of what you like, but they're doing such a good job.

Oh, my God.

Okay, Gail, I want to be inside my number two daughter.

Number two?

Well, see, Aubrey was here first.

I'm sorry.

I feel like you always play favorites with us.

It's not fair.

No, it's not favorites.

Sweet.

I think that Aubrey was here first.

It's okay.

I'm very jealous of the beautiful relationship here.

Hey, put your dad's cock inside your sister.

Oh, yes, Dad.

Here you go.

How's that?

It feels so good.

Here, I'll hold your leg.

Perfect.

There we go.

It is sweet.

Mom just wants you to feel good.

It feels so good.

Here, I'll hold you up.

Is there anything Mom can do for you?

Do you want me to help at all?

No, it feels really good.

Okay.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, my God.

It looks so good.

Oh, my God.

Dad's cock feels so good.

Does it?

You know, I just have to touch myself a little

bit because I haven't seen Dad's cock in so long.

Yeah.

I knew that once you guys seen each other and touched each

other just a little bit, it would be like, you are so smart.

Can you tell me when?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That looks so good.

He's pulling out all the new moves.

Oh, this is an old movie.

Is it?

It's sort of like a team ski movie.

I'm referencing it.

Oh, my God.

Sweet.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, look at the goosebumps he's giving her.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

There's a riding biker up over here.

Oh.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Want me to help you out here?

Maybe I can get that mom to help you.

Okay.

Oh, yes, yes yes yes yes.

Oh... Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, um...

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna cum.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She's gonna cum.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Big strokes.

Big strokes.

There you go.

There you go.

My sweet little smile.

She's like her.

I'm normal last time.

How's it honey?

I think you went big blows.

Yes.

I want to watch dad cum so bad.

You don't have to lie.

You like the tickle?

Oh yeah, you know how I like it, hon.

There you go.

He likes the tickle.

So you can just watch this for next time.

See that sweetie?

Just like mom's doing.

That's it.

Just like that.

There you go.

There you go.

Come on.

Fuck yeah.

Easy up.

Easy up.

Easy up.

There you go.

Sorry mom.

I didn't mean to get in your eye.

It's okay honey.

Oh my goodness.

That's my good girl.

There's still more.

Look at that.

Oh wait.

Every last drop.

Oh that's it.

Yeah.

It's all over my eyeballs.

I know.

Sorry.

That's okay honey.

Let me get the hair out of it for ya.

Thank you.

That's okay.

You did great.

Mind if I have a little?

Nancy, this could be only just one thing.

The Catalina Wine Mixer.

That's right.

Catalina Wine Mixer.

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

Did we just become best friends again?

More than best friends.

We're sisters.

Round two?

Yes ma'am.

Ah!