All language subtitles for pedone caldo — PornOne ex vPorn

Which kind of stereo are you looking
for, sir?

I don't know, man. I'm looking for
something big, you know? Something loud.

Something big. We got 1 ,000 watt, 2
,000 watt.

I got a small car.

Small car, big sound.

Well, actually, Jamal here knows quite a
bit about car audio.

Hello, ma 'am. How are we doing today?

Doing very well. What can I help you
with?

Oh, you want to sell something? All
right. Let me, I'll pick this up for

No problem.

How are you doing today, by the way?

Excellent. Excellent.

All right.

Fragile? Was it fragile?

What's in the box?

Oh, that was a reference. I guess you
didn't get it.

Oh, drums, hey?

All right, if you don't mind, I'm going
to take this stuff out of here and place

it right here. Is that all right? Oh,
yeah, thanks.

Where do you put these?

You shape them, I think.

Was that a rice maker?

No, they're in Morocco.

I've never been to Morocco, actually.

They're not from Morocco, they're in
Morocco.

So what do you do with them? I don't get
it.

What does that do, though? I don't get
it.

You've never listened to Latin music, I
guess.

Music? Like these are instruments?

These ain't instruments. Come on now.
Where's your banjo? Where's your fiddle?

Where's your guitar?

I don't have any of those.

Well, come on. That's music. That's how
you make music right there.

That one's a cowbell.

A cowbell?

Yeah. You guys have cattle?

Well, no, it's not for the cow.

It's annoying.

You make music with it? I mean, hell,
I've heard stranger things, but all

If you don't mind, I'm going to set this
box now right here. Is that okay?

So, instruments, eh?

Yeah.

From Morocco, you said?

No, they're just from my house.

All right.

Um, where's your house?

Well, um, I live here in the state.

Okay. But my family left, they moved
back, and so I got this.

Alright, so your family left, they left
you these instruments, and now you want

to sell them.

Why are you selling them?

Oh, I need money.

Is it because you don't know how to play
them? Because they ain't a banjo or a

fiddle? I don't know.

You mean, oh, is everything all right?

Yeah, they just.

Did they get deported?

No,

they didn't get deported. They just
wanted to move back.

All right.

You know, with that whole, you know,
what's going on with the government and

that and all the speculation as to who's
going to stay, who's going to go, you

have me worried there for a second. I
know. We were Americans.

We didn't get deported. Oh, all right.
Well, I salute you. I salute you.

All right.

So what were you looking to get for?

This stuff.

I mean, as much as I can.

I don't know really how much it's worth,
but I mean as much as I can get.

That's a very open statement right
there. I mean, I got like five bucks in

I could give you. Is five bucks good for
it? I can't do that.

Well, how much does your family need?

A lot.

Is everything all right, ma 'am?

The house you're living in?

Their house in Ecuador.

I need to see my money.

Ecuador? What county is that in?

It's out of the country. It's not in a
county.

Oh, I got you. I got you.

So how many instruments do you have
here?

One, two, three, four, five.

Well, I want to make sure they all work.
Hey, Jamal.

I used to play in a grassroots band
here.

Help me out now.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, you were looking for audio stuff,
right?

I'll give you a discount. Come on over
here and help us out here.

We're going to form the Down South Pond
Band here real quick.

And that's not pond, that's pond.

Wrap your lips around that one right
there.

That I don't know. I ain't from where
she's from.

All right, now, is everybody ready here?

All right, here we go. Here we go. And a
one, and a two, and a one, two, three.

Here we go now.

You got to send money back home.

Look at that. All right.

Come on now.

Aruba.

Right? Aruba.

Are they good then? Ain't that how it
goes?

Aruba? Who what?

Aruba.

Aruba.

Aruba.

I thought it was Aruba.

All right, guys.

Thank you very much for your help. Give
him a 5 % off.

Oh,

yeah. He likes it.

Whatever.

I don't know. All right.

All right. That sounded great.

Honestly, I think we could.

We could be top ten.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Well,

I don't really even know where you would
begin to start a band. I mean, that

kind of honestly sounded awful.

But if it ain't got a bunch of strings
in it, I ain't about it.

So I'm thinking maybe I'll give you like
50 bucks for everything you got here.

I can't.

I'll be honest. I'm not trying to start
anything. I'm trying to make money here,

all right?

So, if I, I mean, do you know how much
this stuff is worth? I've never even

anything like this.

I don't. I mean, it looks like it's
nice, but the long goats have a nice

on them, and it's made out of goat skin,
which you can't find anymore. So, I

think that this is worth at least $300
by itself.

$300.

Hey, Jamal. Sir. Are you only familiar
with rap music, or do you know about,

like, authentic stuff?

I'm familiar with both types of music,
sir. Do you know what any of this stuff

is worth here?

Calico looks like it was hand
-fashioned.

Yeah, but I mean, I don't own any
cattle. You know what I'm saying? No,

these are all instruments that you can
sell pretty well.

These are all pretty good, actually.
What would you value with that? I mean,

whole lot of it right here.

$100?

For all of it.

$300 you're saying? Yeah. And we can
make a profit off that? Definitely.

Well, I want to be sure, all right? I
don't want to be spitballing here. This

my money we're dealing with, not yours.

I'm positive.

I mean, that's what? That's market
value?

So then I need to offer $150 then.

If we want to stand to make a profit,
$150 would be the best thing to do.

Well, here's what I'm thinking too.

All right, why don't we put these back
in the box, and we can get

a more accurate assessment as to the
value of these here doohickeys, and we

appraise these instruments in my office.

You can't do it out here?

Well, I mean, I don't have a computer
out here, nor, you know, I don't have

of those experts. I can't just call
people in like you see on the TV shows.

I'd like to think I'm the expert around
here. However, we all know I'm pretty

much far from that.

See, I'm seeing about $150 in this stuff
right here.

But you never know. Maybe it's worth
more. Maybe it's worth $200.

Just $200?

I mean, I really need like $800.

$800?

Yeah. And you brought these kindergarten
toys in? They're really

expensive and traditional.

Well, here's what maybe we could do.
Maybe we could turn that frown upside

and you can leave here with a little bit
of money.

Really? Yeah, so let's go back to my
office, and we can make some beautiful

music together.

And maybe you can leave here with a
little bit more money.

Okay. Do you want to play the
instruments?

Well, no, not necessarily.

We can clarify in my office. All right,
I'll clarify everything for you.

All right.

Just follow me this way.

Right here to the left, man.

Those are nice bogos right there.

Yeah, go ahead and step on in.

This here is my office.

All right.

Can you close that door for me? All
right.

I'll set you right here.

I'll set you.

No, yeah, you sit right there.

Thank you.

Do you want me to grab the instruments?
No, they're all right right there. Don't

worry about that.

I didn't get your name, by the way.

Kitty. Kitty? Yeah. Oh, that's nice.

It's short for Catherine.

Oh, all right, all right. My name's
Sean.

Okay. Nice to meet you.

All right. So, where'd you say you were
from? Croatia?

No, Ecuador.

Ecuador.

I got no idea where that is, honestly.

Hey, do me a favor. Go ahead and sit up
a little bit. It's unhealthy to have a

bad posture. Let me just... Right there.
There you go. Perfect.

Perfect.

There you go. Perked up a little bit.
That looks good.

Alright.

So you know why I brought you to my
office?

So we can appraise the... I have no
interest in those.

kindergarten toys, whatever they are,
little shaker rockers.

I mean, I still would like to help you
out with your, with your love familia.

You know what I'm saying though?

Well, how much money did you say you
needed?

I need like 800.

That's a, that's a hefty price right
there.

I know.

Typically a price like that comes with
a, uh,

Pretty good package.

Premium package, you know what I'm
saying?

Not a cardboard box like that.
Typically, you get something worth your

that kind of price. You want a better
box.

Oh, I want a box, that's for sure. Just
not a cardboard box.

Like plastic?

You're not too sharp, are you?

Or, that's right, you're from a
different country, so maybe you're not

up on the...

On the euphemisms here.

I mean, metaphorically speaking, I want
to get boxed. Do you get what that

means?

No.

English is my first language, but we
spoke a lot of Spanish at home.

First language?

I don't know. English is the only
language, I thought.

Oh, no.

Hey, my bad. I don't know.

So, I want to help you out, alright?

Okay.

But... Your little drum kit right there,
$50, $100, honestly.

So we can make up the difference.

I mean, $800 is a lot. I mean, I've
never paid $800 for a maraca. I mean,

the maracas themselves.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my.

Oh, all right. All right. You're just
naive, aren't you?

This ain't a maraca. All right.

This is a maraca.

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

It is. It is, right? Hey, come on. Get
comfortable. Go ahead.

There you go.

Oh, okay.

Much better, right?

Go ahead and sit back up again.

Look at that posture.

Very nice.

All right.

You need to help your family.

Yes. I want to help you out.

Okay. It's getting almost time to close
here, which means I've had a long day.

So I'd like to end my day on a positive
note.

Okay.

With you, I want to make beautiful music
here. That's what I'm saying.

No, not with the drums. Come on now. I
want to...

Don't they do this type of stuff in your
country? Come on. Don't they,

you know... Don't they sit in an office?

Please just be straightforward.

Kitty, alright. The cat's out the bag. I
want to fuck.

That's what I'm saying. I want to pay
you to have sex with me here in my

And I could, you know, I could pay you
quite a bit of money.

How much?

I love the interest.

I love the interest.

All right.

Well, I will give you the $150 for your
Congo set there.

Thank you.

And I'll give you $400 for your box.

My body isn't cheap.

But thank you.

Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. All
right. Well, let's make a deal then.

Come on.

What's your counter offer?

$800.

$800 for sex plus that?

The instruments are worth a lot. No,
that's too much. You're going to have to

home and get something else. Maybe your
uncle had a guitar or something that he

played. But I need it tonight.

You said you close soon.

I do close soon.

So that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to
expedite this process here.

Maybe.

that's expensive that's a lot of money
right there alright

here's what I'll do just because I'm
trying to get out of here

I'm trying to get in you then get out

I'll go ahead and say we have a deal
alright

$800 total for the box and you, all
right?

I can do that. All right?

Yeah. All right, we got a deal.

All right, so included in that deal...
Oh, I'll grab this security camera. No,

no, no, I didn't say you could use a
camera. I don't want my family... Whoa,

whoa, hold on now.

Calm down.

Are you all right?

I don't want you to record anything. Why
would you do that?

Well, that's included in the price here.
I don't want to disgrace my family like

this. I don't want anybody to know.

Well, I mean, here, I'll give you two
options, all right?

Nobody knows. I keep the video.

I jerk off to it later.

You get paid. You save your family. Or
you leave here with $150, leaving your

big bag drums, and, you know, maybe your
family loses their land or whatever.

It's up to you.

Am I forcing you to do anything here?

Well, you promise you won't share it.

Oh, yeah, I promise.

Absolutely. You have my word, all right?

My word is my word.

All right, so let's turn that frown
upside down. What do you say, huh?

Ready to have some fun?

Yeah. Well, but we're going to have
American fun, all right?

Okay.

Are you picking up what I'm putting down
here?

I'm sorry.

Because I'm about to be throwing it
down.

Okay.

You definitely don't get out too much,
do you?

No. I can tell.

All right. Well, let's get that
beautiful body of yours up.

We're going to get about that short.
Okay.

Oh, yeah. Stand right over there for me.
Over here.

But here, actually, help me out and put
that shirt back in the corner.

Wow, look at you. You banded the hip,
huh?

Oh, I do a lot of labor at home.

Labor? Yeah. You like pick lettuce and
stuff like that?

Yeah, I guess.

All right.

I want to see you take that shorts off.

You ever done any modeling? Hold on.
Actually, hold on.

Shit.

That's all right.

That's no big deal. Don't worry about
it.

All right. Now, go ahead.

Take those nice little spank shorts off.

Turn around, though.

You're folding them shorts?

Yeah.

Oh, now that's a nice

look right there.

Thank you. I like that.

How are you feeling?

I'm a little nervous.

What are you nervous about?

I've never done something like this
before.

You've never had sex before?

No, I've done that a long time ago.

A long time ago.

Like you said, I don't get out much.

You look great.

You must be in pretty good condition.

Thank you.

Why don't you turn around and bend over
and show me that ass of yours.

Like this?

Arch that back.

Spank it for me.

Oh.

Like that?

What the fuck was that?

Spank that shit. Come on.

There you go. Live a little. You know
what I'm saying?

Okay.

Hold on.

Here's what you gotta do. Alright.

Pull this up for me. Hold that.

You like that?

Maybe. Maybe.

All right, you're going to give me one
more.

All right, go ahead and put your hands
on the desk right over there.

Here? Yeah, well, bend over all the way.

Oh, no, bring those knees up. Lock them
legs and bend over. Oh, yes.

Is this good? That's real good.

Peel them patties off for me.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Bend back over.

Peel them off.

You got a nice ass there.

Thank you.

You get that from bending over and
picking tomatoes?

I guess so.

All right.

Turn that way.

This way? Yeah. Bend back over.

All the way over.

All the way? Yeah, spread your butt
cheeks.

Here?

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

Oh, damn.

Is it good? Can I let go?

Nah. Alright, let go.

Oh, yeah. Do it again.

Okay.

Let go.

Let go fast. Let it jiggle.

Oh, yeah.

Did I do it right? You did.

One more time.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Put your hands up on the desk.

Or sit back.

Oh, there it is.

Like this?

Why'd you say you're from again?

I'm from America, but my parents are
from Ecuador.

I've never had one of them before.

Oh. Oh.

Um, okay.

Oh, shit.

Damn, that looks good.

You said you're not showing anyone this,
right?

No, I ain't gonna show nobody.

Don't worry about that.

Turn around for me.

Okay. Yeah, step closer.

Spread your legs a little bit.

You spread it, spread it for me.

Oh, here?

Yeah.

Is that okay?

Come closer for me.

Oh, here?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Rub it a little bit for me.

Oh. One hand.

I can't really see with all your hands
in there.

Is this better?

Spread your legs a little more.

Alright.

Good? Great.

You know, we're here in Giddy -Dug.

Turn around quick for me.

Um, this way?

Yeah, bud.

Oh.

Yeah, bring it back.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, I think that is.

You like that?

Yeah, you're having a good time, ain't
you?

Yeah?

Maybe a lot.

Maybe a lot? Oh, damn, we're going to
want one.

Go ahead and get it.

I have had it. Oh, okay.

Um, do you want me to use my hands or?

Oh, come on now. How old are you, by the
way?

I'm 20.

You should know better.

So you want me to use my mouth?

That's right.

Look up at my phone right here.

You all right? What's going on with you?
You got asthma?

No.

It's just big.

Do you want me to help you? Oh, yeah.
Look.

I love you lightly, but I was taking
care of your man.

Put that D -bag in your mouth.

Okay.

Come on, man. Look up here.

Oh, so them balls too.

Oh, come on now, get into it.

Oh,

yeah.

Something might be like I'm Border
Patrol and decide on whether or not to

you family stay.

There you go.

I just want to get my dog off the door,
man.

You want to fuck?

Um, okay.

I'd like to.

Oh, you do, do you? Yeah. All right,
then.

Stand up and turn around.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

See, this ain't playing.

This ain't playing the bongos.

How about that, huh?

All right, let me put my dick in you.

Pull that shirt up a little bit too.

Blocking your, oh.

I know.

I'm gonna be full now.

Lift that shirt up. Yeah.

Yeah, just like that. There you go.

Yeah, give it to me like that.

American Invasion.

back up here a little bit.

I was up.

Great, look at it.

We're good.

It's not sushi.

I made something else there, right? Some
type of fish dish?

I'm from Ecuador.

Ah, Guatemala.

Um, Ecuador.

Isn't that in Guatemala?

No.

Well, is that in Costa Rica?

No, it's its own place.

I hear Costa Rica has some of the best
hookers.

Um, probably.

Probably? I wouldn't know.

Uh -huh, I bet you wouldn't. From
Ecuador.

I had a company retreat down in Costa
Rica a couple years ago.

Oh, cool.

When I say things got wild, I mean,
there's a reason why I don't have a

secretary anymore.

Well, I've never been there, so.

She, uh, well, I don't know how to
describe it, but.

All right.

Time to crack the whip. Let's go.

Okay. Come on now.