All language subtitles for Two Years Later s01e04

Can you read me?

What do I need?

You okay?

I have a boyfriend.

And you've been having a fucking affair
this whole time?

Come on, we haven't had sex in almost a
year. Oh, it's all my fault. I didn't

say that. I literally just did.

So it didn't go well then?

Well, I've got all my shit in the back
of my car, so it's well as expected.

I just want you to be happy.

It's okay to feel lost.

Sometimes it clears the path for new
things to happen.

So, this is the day.

I love that.

Do we have a game plan?

Listen, I've got a list, but I am prone
to impulse. We could end up with a lot

of spontaneous purchases.

You need me to reign you in, just so I
know the ground rules here?

I mean, you can try.

You'll never convince me in a moment,
though. Everything is an amazing video.

Mike says fucking great.

Do you have reception?

Just going to no bars.

Oh, man.

You think they do this on purpose?

What, create huge shells of metal and
concrete to block reception so you can't

look at your phone and compare prices?

Probably.

They do have free Wi -Fi.

Ew, I don't use public Wi -Fi. You don't
use public Wi -Fi, do you?

It's free.

Public Wi -Fi is like public toilets.

You stay out.

Oh, you don't use public toilets, do
you? Of course.

But guys don't have to sit down. No
surface contact.

What a charmed life you lead.

Oh, cutlery.

Fifteen bucks.

Done.

Do you think this couch is me?

Could be.

Might be.

You never know until you try it.

I think that pineapple is staring at
you.

Yeah.

Do you owe him money or something?

Hey, thanks, Dad.

I'm so sorry. He's got ADHD.

It's fine.

I'm a big fan of pineapple.

It has a lot of health benefits.

They had a back -to -school dress -up
day, which was supposed to be job

Do you want to be a pineapple when you
grow up?

No. The suit's from last year's fruit
day.

He didn't want to be the only kid not
dressing up, but he doesn't know what he

wants to be.

It's okay.

None of us do.

There are worse things to be than a
pineapple.

I believe you could do it.

Can we stay here forever?

No.

Come on.

Everyone has ADHD these days. Is anyone
still just a rude, weird arsehole?

You calling that little pineapple an
arsehole? No, he was cute enough. But

him be weird and awkward and see what
happens. He could turn out to be really

fun. These are very nice.

18 pieces for 40 bucks. That is very
good.

Should I get two?

For dinner parties?

How many friends do you have?

I don't have any friends.

But I use all my dishes, and I like
clean things. I just don't like cleaning

things.

That sounded pathetic.

I'm not a loser, okay? I have friends, I
think.

How many friends do you have?

Let me see.

None. I don't have any friends.

Really? I mean, I used to have a drink
with people from school once a year and

work friends like Helen, but now I don't
really hang out with anyone.

Yeah, me neither.

We're losers.

I mean, I don't really feel like a
loser, do you? Yes, I do.

How do we not have any friends? We're
amazing people. I would love to be

with us.

This article says that millennials have
the least amount of friends of all the

generations. What did you search?

Why don't I have any friends?

Are you getting a signal?

I'm on the Wi -Fi.

27 % of millennials have no close
friends. 30 % have no best friends.

20 % report having no friends at all.

I like the worst segment of that.

Overall, 30 % of millennials report
feeling often or always lonely.

Significantly higher than other
generations.

Do you feel lonely?

Yeah.

I do.

Sometimes.

Ooh. Bachelor.

$1 .50.

Or I could get two for $6. As an
accountant?

I mean, it's more, but you get two.

That's two meals before I have to do the
dishes.

Well, why not two of the cheap ones?

These ones have solid acacia wood
handles.

Is that good?

Sounds good.

Well, it sounds like you already know
what you want.

Hey, I'm cheap, but I'm easily swayed.

And these could end up with your
spatulas too if you play your cards

Well, I love the wood ones.

Really? Me too.

Good choice.

How is this display bed so much nicer
than mine?

Well, next payday, I'm getting a new
bed.

Or a deposit on one.

Are you a spooner?

Do you need me to pay?

I never turn my back on anybody. That's
how they get you.

Good.

I'm more of a turn -me -in -the -middle
kind of guy.

This is nice, right?

They're real people, actually, Spade.

I'm sure some people do somewhere.

We've been swapping left and right these
past few weeks.

What side do you naturally sleep on?

Traditionally, I fall on the left. Uh
-oh.

Me too.

Well, flip you for it?

Do you have a coin?

I have an app.

Installed? Mm -hmm. How often do you use
that? Oh, you'd be surprised how often

I use it.

Okay.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

Interesting.

My phone died.

Didn't you charge it on the way?

Hey, this is my workhorse.

Texts, emails, notes, research. My
entire life is on this thing.

And I forgot to charge it last night.

How often do you charge yours?

Like once every couple of days.

What a life you live.

It's okay.

I have to charge up.

Dead? I forgot to charge the charger.

Okay, let's keep it moving.

Still no reception.

This is like a horror movie.

Big maze, no phone signal.

You should have looked for the old man
at the gas station.

He did say a lot of people go missing
around these parts.

Pull yourself together.

Focus. We've got to get to higher ground
to see if we can get a signal.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

You idiot.

I'm your idiot.

I like this, but I don't see the bin in
this color.

Why don't you just get a different color
bin? Have you been paying any attention

to my card? I've got a color scheme
going on here.

Change of plans.

What about black?

Do you see your toothbrush parked in a
black toothbrush holder?

The black is a bit too intense.

What about the aqua one?

Turquoise, but yeah, I like it.

Good choice.

But now we have to redo the whole thing.

Do you even need a bit in the bathroom?
Do you know anything about women?

You're really throwing up red flags
here, dude.

Red flags to look for when dating a new
man.

This should be good.

He's over 30 and still lives with his
parents.

Technicality, grandparents, or is that
work?

I don't think so.

I think you've got a pretty sweet set up
going on. It's kind of separate from

the main house.

I'll give you a pass on this one. Well,
thank you.

When was this quiz written?

1980. You can barely afford the rent on
this new place. That's a red flag, and

we are all fucked in this economy.

He seems a little too perfect.

We'll see.

He promotes an alpha attitude.

Mm -mm.

He spends more time with his friends.

Oh, God, they're really digging in the
boot, huh?

Pass.

Are you allowed to do that?

Well, it's not stealing. It's going to
be mine in a minute.

He is not emotionally open.

See, I don't really get that. What does
that even mean?

Well, I think it just means you're
forthcoming and honest about your

I mean, I feel like I've been pretty
honest with you so far, haven't I?

Yeah, you have, as far as I know.

Did you want me to tell you every single
thing that I'm feeling?

Because I've done the open book thing
before, and it's never really worked

That's interesting.

Unpack that for me.

I mean, I do this thing where I
understand people pretty quickly, and

express my observations in an open
-hearted way, they tend to get mad.

It doesn't really sound like you're
being emotionally honest about yourself,

though. It sort of just sounds like
you're talking at people, which sort of

sounds a bit rude.

Noted.

He's over 30 and never had a long -term
relationship.

Oh, go.

What was your longest relationship?

Five years.

Wait, what?

When? 25 to 30.

What happened?

Kind of just played itself out.

Oh, come on. You have to give me more
than that.

What was she like? What was her name?

Did you ever get engaged at any point?
Come on, you have to give me something.

Her name was Sam, and she was great.

It wasn't her fault, and no, we were
never engaged.

How?

Sorry, this is none of my business.

No, it's fine. I just never really
asked.

It shouldn't have gone on for as long as
it did.

I knew it wasn't really going to last,
and it wasn't really fair on her.

How do you know?

I mean, you just know, right?

Yep.

Okay, so, longest relationship?

No. Excuse me, this is a red flags for
dudes quiz.

That's fair.

Okay, fine.

Two years with David.

But by circumstance, we got a little
locked in by the old pandemic.

And what about before that?

Yes, it's a couple of months.

Really? A couple of months? Is that it?

Wait, am I the red flag here?

He avoids talk of commitment and remains
elusive about the future. Well, I did

ask you to marry me, didn't I?

But that has been a problem in the past.

David asked me to marry him after a
year.

Really? What was your answer?

Nothing. I just ran to the bathroom and
he never brought it up again.

He has a history of cheating.

Never. Never?

Hmm.

Half, obviously.

But never before.

Have you ever been cheated on?

Nope. Or I don't think so, not that I
know of.

I have.

Well, I'm not going to do that.

You know, that's what they all say.

Yeah, but I'm not them. I'm me.

You know, I didn't even have a proper
boyfriend until after high school.

I find that hard to believe.

Well, believe it.

And when I did, I got the big fish, the
most popular guy at school.

The captain of the football team?

No. The thing about my school is that
the douchebags were the cool kids.

It was so dumb.

I was just so over the moon that he had
picked me, that somebody had picked me.

I'd been a real nobody at school.

Come on. No, it's true. Anyone will tell
you.

And they'll all tell you how lucky I
was. And I believed it.

I was somebody for like three months.

And he was cheating on me the entire
time. And everyone knew.

And they still said I was lucky.

Because I was a public girlfriend.

How fucked up is that?

What's up there?

I know it was with my sister.

What?

Yeah, I come from a town where everyone
fucks everyone and nobody gets out

alive.

Except you.

Did I though?

Still talk to her?

Not if I can avoid it. A couple of times
a year. Five minutes on birthdays and

things.

They have a kid now.

They?

Yeah, they're still together. They're
married.

Holy shit. Yeah.

It's fine though.

They were built for that place.

I dodged a bullet and they seem happy, I
think.

But still.

Yeah, but still.

All right.

These are serial data with little or no
gaps between relationships.

Okay, you know what? This quiz is
fucking stupid.

If everyone uses a yardstick to decide
and define their relationships, it's no

wonder everyone is alone and miserable.

I mean, who can pass this shit? We
failed half of this stupid quiz.

And yet here we are.

Here we are.

Yeah, fuck them.

28, 29.

This one. 25.

Oh!

Dang, that's heavy.

You're welcome.

So this is my shout.

This is the best day ever.

So, I've been making my way through your
reviews and articles.

Uh -oh.

Very funny.

Thank you.

No, I knew you were, like, funny in real
life and everything, but...

You're a great writer, too.

That's very nice of you.

And I read your short story.

Wait, what?

My short story?

How did you... You've been cyber
-stalking me.

Yeah, you inspired me. Did you not troll
through my social media and find out

everything you could about me? Fair
enough.

Didn't know you were an award -winning
author.

Oh, second place.

Do you have a trophy?

I've got a certificate.

That's an award.

The whole contest folded a year later. I
think the bar was getting pretty low.

You good?

Thank you.

Thanks.

I loved it.

And the air was filled with coconut
smoke and the dense tang of a hundred

clashing fragrances.

That's my favourite line.

Thank you.

You get paid to do what you do, which
would stand to reason that you're good

it, right?

You're really good at it.

Okay, is this going to be one of those
you're too good for what you're doing

things? No, I'm just letting you know
that I think you're great at what you

Thank you.

So, are you

good at accounting?

Yep, but I'm not going to make you read
a bunch of spreadsheets.

What you do is quantifiable.

entertaining talent, people like that.

I almost had one of those.

Had one what?

A kid.

Really?

Right at the start of lockdown.

Oh. Now, I was probably pregnant the
last time I saw you and I didn't even

it yet.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Good thing that you didn't hit on me
then, huh?

What happened?

It didn't take.

I miscarried after 15 weeks.

I've got a septate uterus.

A what?

My uterus is like a nose. It has a
septum running through the middle.

Wow. Never heard of that before.

Yeah, neither had I.

But I'm hopefully going to get it fixed
now that elective surgeries are back on.

But don't worry, you're not going to be
saddled with some vaginal freak show or

something.

I did ask the doctor if I could ever
have kids and he said, we'll see.

That's a very cool thing to carry around
at 35.

I'm sorry.

Did that happen to you? It is what it
is.

That's what they say, right?

Something like that.

Can I be honest?

This is such a horrible thing to say,
but I was actually kind of relieved.

How did David take it?

Very cavalier.

Very pragmatic.

I mean, he is a doctor after all.

He was like, it's okay, just wasn't
meant to be.

And I was like, this whole fucking thing
isn't meant to be.

And I knew there and then, I think he
did too.

But we stayed in it anyway.

I've always been really scared of being
alone.

And then the pandemic hit and suddenly
everyone is isolated.

I mean, I didn't...

Even see anyone really other than David
for like two years.

And so I was scared of leaving him
because I didn't want to be truly alone.

But I was still lonely even when I was
with him.

After we lost the baby, I don't think
either of us wanted to lose anything

I don't think human beings are meant to
be stuck at home alone.

I think we're meant to be out in the
world, living, getting meatballs at

A kid would be like over a year now.

I mean, can you imagine me with a kid? I
can barely take care of myself.

the story.

There's your out if any of that is a
deal breaker for you.

It's not a deal breaker for me.

Even after all that?

Especially after all that.

As far as gold things go, you're doing
fine.

What's up?

Antonio quit as CEO and his company just
shut down the entire online publishing

section.

I think I just lost my job.