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We're just a month out from America's
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We're just a month out from America's
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We're just a month out from America's
big birthday bash and President Trump is
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big birthday bash and President Trump is
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big birthday bash and President Trump is
celebrating with a UFC fight at the
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celebrating with a UFC fight at the
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celebrating with a UFC fight at the
White House. Continuing an American
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White House. Continuing an American
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White House. Continuing an American
tradition that dates all the way back
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tradition that dates all the way back
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tradition that dates all the way back
zero years.
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zero years.
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zero years.
As you can see, he's already set up the
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As you can see, he's already set up the
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As you can see, he's already set up the
arena, a bouncy castle
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arena, a bouncy castle
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arena, a bouncy castle
of pain.
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And if you think this looks ugly,
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And if you think this looks ugly,
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And if you think this looks ugly,
>> you better get used to it.
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>> you better get used to it.
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>> you better get used to it.
>> In Paris, France, the Eiffel Tower,
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>> In Paris, France, the Eiffel Tower,
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>> In Paris, France, the Eiffel Tower,
1889, it was built. It was supposed to
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1889, it was built. It was supposed to
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1889, it was built. It was supposed to
be taken down immediately after the
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be taken down immediately after the
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be taken down immediately after the
World's Fair. And then they said, you
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World's Fair. And then they said, you
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World's Fair. And then they said, you
know, we sort of like it. Well, they
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know, we sort of like it. Well, they
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know, we sort of like it. Well, they
never took it down. And you know, we're
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never took it down. And you know, we're
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never took it down. And you know, we're
building something in front of the White
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building something in front of the White
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building something in front of the White
House that's quite attractive to a lot
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House that's quite attractive to a lot
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House that's quite attractive to a lot
of people. And maybe we'll never ever
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of people. And maybe we'll never ever
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of people. And maybe we'll never ever
take it down.
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Never take it down. Why does he sound
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Never take it down. Why does he sound
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Never take it down. Why does he sound
like a Batman villain? Citizens of
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like a Batman villain? Citizens of
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like a Batman villain? Citizens of
Gotham, bring me the Batman or we'll
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Gotham, bring me the Batman or we'll
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Gotham, bring me the Batman or we'll
have to look at this ugly
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have to look at this ugly
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have to look at this ugly
forever.
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But no, the White House UFC cage is not
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But no, the White House UFC cage is not
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But no, the White House UFC cage is not
going to be America's Eiffel Tower. The
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going to be America's Eiffel Tower. The
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going to be America's Eiffel Tower. The
Eiffel Tower represents something great.
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Eiffel Tower represents something great.
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Eiffel Tower represents something great.
Specifically, a sex move where two dudes
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Specifically, a sex move where two dudes
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Specifically, a sex move where two dudes
bang one woman while high-fiving
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Well, let's move on. Thank you. We were
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Well, let's move on. Thank you. We were
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Well, let's move on. Thank you. We were
excited about that joke. Let's move on
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excited about that joke. Let's move on
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excited about that joke. Let's move on
to some election news in another
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to some election news in another
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to some election news in another
installment of Indecision 2026.
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Yesterday, there were primaries in
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Yesterday, there were primaries in
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Yesterday, there were primaries in
California and New Jersey, as well as
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California and New Jersey, as well as
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California and New Jersey, as well as
four other states we can all definitely
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four other states we can all definitely
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four other states we can all definitely
identify on a map,
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identify on a map,
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identify on a map,
like this one.
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like this one.
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like this one.
Um, that's that's the corn one, RIGHT?
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Um, that's that's the corn one, RIGHT?
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Um, that's that's the corn one, RIGHT?
DAMN, I'M GOOD.
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DAMN, I'M GOOD.
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DAMN, I'M GOOD.
HELL YEAH.
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HELL YEAH.
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HELL YEAH.
These primaries determine who's on the
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These primaries determine who's on the
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These primaries determine who's on the
ballot this November. And there's
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ballot this November. And there's
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ballot this November. And there's
breaking news on one of the big ones.
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breaking news on one of the big ones.
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breaking news on one of the big ones.
>> While many votes are still being counted
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>> While many votes are still being counted
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>> While many votes are still being counted
after a long and muddled campaign for
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after a long and muddled campaign for
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after a long and muddled campaign for
governor in California, we finally have
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governor in California, we finally have
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governor in California, we finally have
some clarity. Former state attorney
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some clarity. Former state attorney
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some clarity. Former state attorney
general Javier Pacera riding a late
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general Javier Pacera riding a late
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general Javier Pacera riding a late
surge of support over fellow Democrats
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surge of support over fellow Democrats
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surge of support over fellow Democrats
to finish in the top two. If elected,
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to finish in the top two. If elected,
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to finish in the top two. If elected,
he'd become the first Latino governor
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he'd become the first Latino governor
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he'd become the first Latino governor
since 1875.
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since 1875.
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since 1875.
>> Well, I'm sorry. The the first Latino
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>> Well, I'm sorry. The the first Latino
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>> Well, I'm sorry. The the first Latino
governor of California
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governor of California
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governor of California
since 1875. How is that possible? The
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since 1875. How is that possible? The
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since 1875. How is that possible? The
word California literally translates to
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word California literally translates to
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word California literally translates to
the land of Latino people. I assume no
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the land of Latino people. I assume no
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the land of Latino people. I assume no
Ablo espanol.
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Think about that. 1875.
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Think about that. 1875.
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Think about that. 1875.
That's all the way back when the first
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That's all the way back when the first
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That's all the way back when the first
generation of Kardashians settled in
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generation of Kardashians settled in
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generation of Kardashians settled in
California.
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But by the way, this guy was the last
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But by the way, this guy was the last
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But by the way, this guy was the last
Latino governor who apparently was so
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Latino governor who apparently was so
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Latino governor who apparently was so
bad at being governor that they said,
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bad at being governor that they said,
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bad at being governor that they said,
"Hey, only white guys from now on."
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"Hey, only white guys from now on."
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"Hey, only white guys from now on."
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Okay,
but forget El Gabanor. The California's
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but forget El Gabanor. The California's
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but forget El Gabanor. The California's
primary. The California primary that's
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primary. The California primary that's
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primary. The California primary that's
really been dominating the news has been
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really been dominating the news has been
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really been dominating the news has been
the LA mayor's race.
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the LA mayor's race.
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the LA mayor's race.
>> In Los Angeles, Mayor Karen Bass will
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>> In Los Angeles, Mayor Karen Bass will
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>> In Los Angeles, Mayor Karen Bass will
try to win a second term in a November
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try to win a second term in a November
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try to win a second term in a November
runoff. Her likely opponent, former
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runoff. Her likely opponent, former
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runoff. Her likely opponent, former
reality TV star Spencer Pratt.
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reality TV star Spencer Pratt.
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reality TV star Spencer Pratt.
>> A reality TV star running for office.
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>> A reality TV star running for office.
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>> A reality TV star running for office.
Well, I'm sure if we make fun of him
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Well, I'm sure if we make fun of him
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Well, I'm sure if we make fun of him
enough, he'll only be in charge for 11
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enough, he'll only be in charge for 11
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enough, he'll only be in charge for 11
years tops.
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How did this country get so stupid?
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How did this country get so stupid?
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How did this country get so stupid?
Oh, that's right. We stopped reading
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Oh, that's right. We stopped reading
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Oh, that's right. We stopped reading
books.
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books.
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books.
Clearly, Pratt connected with enough Los
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Clearly, Pratt connected with enough Los
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Clearly, Pratt connected with enough Los
Angeles. So, what exactly do his
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Angeles. So, what exactly do his
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Angeles. So, what exactly do his
supporters see in him?
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supporters see in him?
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supporters see in him?
>> What is it about Spencer Pratt that you
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>> What is it about Spencer Pratt that you
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>> What is it about Spencer Pratt that you
just that's resonating with you?
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just that's resonating with you?
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just that's resonating with you?
>> Because he's speaking out against
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>> Because he's speaking out against
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>> Because he's speaking out against
communism and socialism, and it is a
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communism and socialism, and it is a
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communism and socialism, and it is a
real big problem in our cities,
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real big problem in our cities,
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real big problem in our cities,
especially in LA where it's turned to
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especially in LA where it's turned to
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especially in LA where it's turned to
crap.
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crap.
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crap.
>> Mhm. Yep.
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>> Mhm. Yep.
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>> Mhm. Yep.
See, Spencer Pratt is standing up for
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See, Spencer Pratt is standing up for
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See, Spencer Pratt is standing up for
the rights of all hardworking voters who
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the rights of all hardworking voters who
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the rights of all hardworking voters who
look like ecstasy dealers.
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look like ecstasy dealers.
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look like ecstasy dealers.
And it's about time someone spoke for
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And it's about time someone spoke for
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And it's about time someone spoke for
older guys who hang around college
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older guys who hang around college
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older guys who hang around college
parties where no one is sure who exactly
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parties where no one is sure who exactly
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parties where no one is sure who exactly
brought them. So, it looks like
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brought them. So, it looks like
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brought them. So, it looks like
California has its candidates. But who
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California has its candidates. But who
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California has its candidates. But who
cares about California and the coastal
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cares about California and the coastal
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cares about California and the coastal
elites that live there? Let's talk about
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elites that live there? Let's talk about
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elites that live there? Let's talk about
New Jersey and the coastal trash that
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New Jersey and the coastal trash that
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New Jersey and the coastal trash that
lives there.
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One of the most competitive races in
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One of the most competitive races in
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One of the most competitive races in
November will be in New Jerseyy's
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November will be in New Jerseyy's
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November will be in New Jerseyy's
seventh congressional district. So,
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seventh congressional district. So,
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seventh congressional district. So,
let's see who each party has now chosen
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let's see who each party has now chosen
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let's see who each party has now chosen
as their champion. With Republicans
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as their champion. With Republicans
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as their champion. With Republicans
fighting to maintain their razor thin
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fighting to maintain their razor thin
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fighting to maintain their razor thin
House majority in the midterm elections,
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House majority in the midterm elections,
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House majority in the midterm elections,
one of the most competitive contests is
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one of the most competitive contests is
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one of the most competitive contests is
brewing in a New Jersey battleground
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brewing in a New Jersey battleground
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brewing in a New Jersey battleground
district. Democrats choosing former Navy
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district. Democrats choosing former Navy
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district. Democrats choosing former Navy
helicopter pilot Rebecca Bennett to take
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helicopter pilot Rebecca Bennett to take
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helicopter pilot Rebecca Bennett to take
on Republican incumbent Tom Kaine.
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on Republican incumbent Tom Kaine.
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on Republican incumbent Tom Kaine.
>> Well, that race is over. Um,
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a vibrant young helicopter pilot versus
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a vibrant young helicopter pilot versus
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a vibrant young helicopter pilot versus
a guy who looks like a ghost that's just
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a guy who looks like a ghost that's just
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a guy who looks like a ghost that's just
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seriously that's the best photo you
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seriously that's the best photo you
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seriously that's the best photo you
could get of this guy. The one where
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could get of this guy. The one where
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could get of this guy. The one where
he's in the middle of saying, "Hey, tell
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he's in the middle of saying, "Hey, tell
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he's in the middle of saying, "Hey, tell
me when you're going to take a picture."
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me when you're going to take a picture."
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me when you're going to take a picture."
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I'm being unfair. It doesn't matter if
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I'm being unfair. It doesn't matter if
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I'm being unfair. It doesn't matter if
Tom Kaine looks like he just walked in
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Tom Kaine looks like he just walked in
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Tom Kaine looks like he just walked in
on himself masturbating. What matters
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on himself masturbating. What matters
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on himself masturbating. What matters
is that he shows up for his constituents
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is that he shows up for his constituents
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is that he shows up for his constituents
every single day.
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every single day.
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every single day.
>> The 57year-old has been absent from his
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>> The 57year-old has been absent from his
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>> The 57year-old has been absent from his
job for over two months now, not casting
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job for over two months now, not casting
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job for over two months now, not casting
votes on Capitol Hill, no constituent
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votes on Capitol Hill, no constituent
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votes on Capitol Hill, no constituent
events, and also not seen in any video
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events, and also not seen in any video
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events, and also not seen in any video
statements.
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statements.
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statements.
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not voting, no events. Two months. Maybe
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not voting, no events. Two months. Maybe
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not voting, no events. Two months. Maybe
we should be looking for him. I don't
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we should be looking for him. I don't
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we should be looking for him. I don't
I know we all silenced our Amber Alerts,
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I know we all silenced our Amber Alerts,
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I know we all silenced our Amber Alerts,
but maybe we should turn those back on.
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but maybe we should turn those back on.
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but maybe we should turn those back on.
I How does a congressman just disappear
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I How does a congressman just disappear
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I How does a congressman just disappear
for two months? Surely people would
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for two months? Surely people would
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for two months? Surely people would
notice if he just dropped out of the
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notice if he just dropped out of the
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notice if he just dropped out of the
public eye. And it's not like his office
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public eye. And it's not like his office
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public eye. And it's not like his office
has been trying to cover up for him.
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has been trying to cover up for him.
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has been trying to cover up for him.
Right.
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Right.
Right.
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Kane's office projecting business as
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Kane's office projecting business as
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Kane's office projecting business as
usual, blasting out an email with a
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usual, blasting out an email with a
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usual, blasting out an email with a
photo of the congressman and police
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photo of the congressman and police
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photo of the congressman and police
officers that appears to be from two
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officers that appears to be from two
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officers that appears to be from two
years ago.
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years ago.
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years ago.
>> Two years ago, that photo is so old,
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>> Two years ago, that photo is so old,
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>> Two years ago, that photo is so old,
those New Jersey cops could have already
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those New Jersey cops could have already
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those New Jersey cops could have already
finished their sentences for taking
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finished their sentences for taking
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finished their sentences for taking
bribes. But look,
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bribes. But look,
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bribes. But look,
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there's going to be more of those types
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there's going to be more of those types
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there's going to be more of those types
of jokes. So, uh, but look, everyone
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of jokes. So, uh, but look, everyone
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of jokes. So, uh, but look, everyone
deserves privacy as long as his
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deserves privacy as long as his
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deserves privacy as long as his
colleagues in Congress know exactly why
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colleagues in Congress know exactly why
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colleagues in Congress know exactly why
he's out and when he'll return.
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he's out and when he'll return.
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he's out and when he'll return.
>> Not even the speaker of the house seems
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>> Not even the speaker of the house seems
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>> Not even the speaker of the house seems
to know exactly why he's out or when
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to know exactly why he's out or when
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to know exactly why he's out or when
he'll return.
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he'll return.
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he'll return.
>> He said he was, you know, out on a
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>> He said he was, you know, out on a
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>> He said he was, you know, out on a
medical issue and he'll be back as soon
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medical issue and he'll be back as soon
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medical issue and he'll be back as soon
as possible.
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as possible.
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as possible.
>> Did he disclose what the issue is?
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>> Did he disclose what the issue is?
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>> Did he disclose what the issue is?
>> Speak the full extent of what I know
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>> Speak the full extent of what I know
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>> Speak the full extent of what I know
about it.
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about it.
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about it.
>> I mean, oh my god, is he okay?
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>> I mean, oh my god, is he okay?
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>> I mean, oh my god, is he okay?
I mean, I know he lives in New Jersey,
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I mean, I know he lives in New Jersey,
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I mean, I know he lives in New Jersey,
so we all know he's mentally ill, but
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so we all know he's mentally ill, but
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so we all know he's mentally ill, but
physically
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this look,
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this look,
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this look,
this this is so mysterious. Even if he's
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this this is so mysterious. Even if he's
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this this is so mysterious. Even if he's
holed up in a sanitarium somewhere,
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holed up in a sanitarium somewhere,
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holed up in a sanitarium somewhere,
someone must have seen him. How is it we
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someone must have seen him. How is it we
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someone must have seen him. How is it we
have more photos of Bigfoot
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have more photos of Bigfoot
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have more photos of Bigfoot
>> than Tom Kane?
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>> than Tom Kane?
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>> than Tom Kane?
>> His office telling the New York Times
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>> His office telling the New York Times
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>> His office telling the New York Times
there's no cameras where Tom is.
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Okay, that's a little odd.
>> But to be fair, if this is how photos of
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>> But to be fair, if this is how photos of
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>> But to be fair, if this is how photos of
me came out, I'd also want to be where
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me came out, I'd also want to be where
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me came out, I'd also want to be where
there's no cameras.
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there's no cameras.
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there's no cameras.
He looks like the doctor just told him
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He looks like the doctor just told him
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He looks like the doctor just told him
it's going to take all five fingers to
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it's going to take all five fingers to
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it's going to take all five fingers to
examine his prostate.
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That's okay. Yeah.
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That's okay. Yeah.
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That's okay. Yeah.
Look, whatever is going on with this
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Look, whatever is going on with this
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Look, whatever is going on with this
guy, he's got to be making people a
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guy, he's got to be making people a
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guy, he's got to be making people a
little bit nervous. I mean, at this
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little bit nervous. I mean, at this
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little bit nervous. I mean, at this
point, you've got to be an absolute
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point, you've got to be an absolute
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point, you've got to be an absolute
to give him a fullthroated
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to give him a fullthroated
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to give him a fullthroated
endorsement.
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endorsement.
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endorsement.
>> President Trump Monday endorsed Keane,
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>> President Trump Monday endorsed Keane,
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>> President Trump Monday endorsed Keane,
saying, quote, "He will never let you
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saying, quote, "He will never let you
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saying, quote, "He will never let you
down."
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down."
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down."
>> So true. Of all the congressmen who have
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>> So true. Of all the congressmen who have
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>> So true. Of all the congressmen who have
been missing for two months, he is the
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been missing for two months, he is the
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been missing for two months, he is the
most reliable. He will never let you
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most reliable. He will never let you
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most reliable. He will never let you
down. Ju just like my backyard
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down. Ju just like my backyard
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down. Ju just like my backyard
thunderdome
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thunderdome
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thunderdome
of fame.
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>> For more on this missing congressman, we
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>> For more on this missing congressman, we
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>> For more on this missing congressman, we
go live to the capitol with our very own
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go live to the capitol with our very own
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go live to the capitol with our very own
Ronnie Chang.
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Ronnie
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Ronnie
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Ronnie
Ronnie,
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Ronnie,
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Ronnie,
where is this guy?
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where is this guy?
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where is this guy?
I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
Back to you, Michael.
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Back to you, Michael.
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Back to you, Michael.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Wait, wait. Don't you have any idea?
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>> Wait, wait. Don't you have any idea?
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>> Wait, wait. Don't you have any idea?
>> Uh, okay. Uh, hang on. Um, hey, you Hey.
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>> Uh, okay. Uh, hang on. Um, hey, you Hey.
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>> Uh, okay. Uh, hang on. Um, hey, you Hey.
Uh, are you Tom Kaine?
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Uh, are you Tom Kaine?
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Uh, are you Tom Kaine?
>> No. Okay. Uh, no luck, Michael. I asked
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>> No. Okay. Uh, no luck, Michael. I asked
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>> No. Okay. Uh, no luck, Michael. I asked
everyone.
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everyone.
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everyone.
>> Come on, Ronnie. This is a sitting
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>> Come on, Ronnie. This is a sitting
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>> Come on, Ronnie. This is a sitting
congressman we're talking about. You
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congressman we're talking about. You
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congressman we're talking about. You
must have a guess.
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must have a guess.
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must have a guess.
>> No, Michael. I'm a professional
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>> No, Michael. I'm a professional
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>> No, Michael. I'm a professional
journalist. Okay. It would be
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journalist. Okay. It would be
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journalist. Okay. It would be
irresponsible to speculate. For example,
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irresponsible to speculate. For example,
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irresponsible to speculate. For example,
I would never suggest that Tom Kaine is
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I would never suggest that Tom Kaine is
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I would never suggest that Tom Kaine is
missing because he got a botched
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missing because he got a botched
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missing because he got a botched
foreskin regeneration surgery that
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foreskin regeneration surgery that
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foreskin regeneration surgery that
regenerated too much foreskin and now he
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regenerated too much foreskin and now he
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regenerated too much foreskin and now he
has to get recircumcised.
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has to get recircumcised.
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has to get recircumcised.
>> Wait, can that happen?
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>> Wait, can that happen?
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>> Wait, can that happen?
>> Well, in theory, of course, but uh I'm
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>> Well, in theory, of course, but uh I'm
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>> Well, in theory, of course, but uh I'm
I'm not going to speculate.
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I'm not going to speculate.
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I'm not going to speculate.
>> Okay. Well, wherever he is, he can't
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>> Okay. Well, wherever he is, he can't
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>> Okay. Well, wherever he is, he can't
keep not showing up.
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keep not showing up.
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keep not showing up.
>> Why not? That seems kind of cool to me.
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>> Why not? That seems kind of cool to me.
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>> Why not? That seems kind of cool to me.
I mean, getting paid to not work is the
486
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I mean, getting paid to not work is the
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I mean, getting paid to not work is the
American dream. Who? Yeah. Guys, who
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American dream. Who? Yeah. Guys, who
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American dream. Who? Yeah. Guys, who
come on? Who wants to actually go to the
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come on? Who wants to actually go to the
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come on? Who wants to actually go to the
office and talk with their dumbass
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office and talk with their dumbass
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office and talk with their dumbass
co-workers? I mean, I sure don't.
494
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495
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>> Wait, but excuse me. What' you say?
496
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>> Wait, but excuse me. What' you say?
497
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>> Wait, but excuse me. What' you say?
>> I I said I don't want to talk with
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>> I I said I don't want to talk with
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>> I I said I don't want to talk with
dumbass co-workers like you.
500
00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:12,560
dumbass co-workers like you.
501
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,509
dumbass co-workers like you.
All right, look. But voters, they're not
502
00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:15,519
All right, look. But voters, they're not
503
00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:16,870
All right, look. But voters, they're not
going to stand for this.
504
00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:16,880
going to stand for this.
505
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,990
going to stand for this.
>> They already did. He won the primary
506
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>> They already did. He won the primary
507
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,230
>> They already did. He won the primary
while missing.
508
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:22,240
while missing.
509
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,230
while missing.
In fact, he may be the greatest
510
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:24,240
In fact, he may be the greatest
511
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:30,150
In fact, he may be the greatest
politician of all time. I mean, even
512
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politician of all time. I mean, even
513
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politician of all time. I mean, even
guys, even Abraham Lincoln had to say
514
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guys, even Abraham Lincoln had to say
515
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guys, even Abraham Lincoln had to say
words.
516
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:35,279
words.
517
00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:38,150
words.
Kane's platform was, "I'm not even
518
00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:38,160
Kane's platform was, "I'm not even
519
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,870
Kane's platform was, "I'm not even
here." And voters were like, "Yes."
520
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:42,880
here." And voters were like, "Yes."
521
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,949
here." And voters were like, "Yes."
>> But why would voters want someone who
522
00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:44,959
>> But why would voters want someone who
523
00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,389
>> But why would voters want someone who
doesn't do anything?
524
00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:46,399
doesn't do anything?
525
00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:48,150
doesn't do anything?
>> I mean, look what happens when Congress
526
00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:48,160
>> I mean, look what happens when Congress
527
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,150
>> I mean, look what happens when Congress
actually does stuff. Have you seen the
528
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,160
actually does stuff. Have you seen the
529
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,990
actually does stuff. Have you seen the
kind of bills they're voting on? Oh no,
530
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:52,000
kind of bills they're voting on? Oh no,
531
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,230
kind of bills they're voting on? Oh no,
my congressman is missing. Now he can't
532
00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:54,240
my congressman is missing. Now he can't
533
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,230
my congressman is missing. Now he can't
vote to repeal Medicare to fund a new
534
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:56,240
vote to repeal Medicare to fund a new
535
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,829
vote to repeal Medicare to fund a new
jet ski for someone who stormed the
536
00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:57,839
jet ski for someone who stormed the
537
00:10:57,839 --> 00:11:00,870
jet ski for someone who stormed the
capital.
538
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:00,880
539
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,230
>> Oh no. Okay.
540
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:04,240
>> Oh no. Okay.
541
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,710
>> Oh no. Okay.
But are you saying that our politics are
542
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:06,720
But are you saying that our politics are
543
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,630
But are you saying that our politics are
so broken that the representative that
544
00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:08,640
so broken that the representative that
545
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,509
so broken that the representative that
we want is someone who doesn't even try
546
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519
we want is someone who doesn't even try
547
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:15,910
we want is someone who doesn't even try
to represent us? Yes. It's like when a
548
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:15,920
to represent us? Yes. It's like when a
549
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,910
to represent us? Yes. It's like when a
spam caller takes the day off. I mean,
550
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:17,920
spam caller takes the day off. I mean,
551
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,990
spam caller takes the day off. I mean,
isn't that a good thing? In a country
552
00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:20,000
isn't that a good thing? In a country
553
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,829
isn't that a good thing? In a country
where the government is so divisive and
554
00:11:21,829 --> 00:11:21,839
where the government is so divisive and
555
00:11:21,839 --> 00:11:24,389
where the government is so divisive and
cruel, he's the ideal candidate for
556
00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:24,399
cruel, he's the ideal candidate for
557
00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:27,030
cruel, he's the ideal candidate for
these times. He doesn't vote Democrat.
558
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:27,040
these times. He doesn't vote Democrat.
559
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,110
these times. He doesn't vote Democrat.
He doesn't vote Republican. It's more of
560
00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:29,120
He doesn't vote Republican. It's more of
561
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,470
He doesn't vote Republican. It's more of
a metaphor than a man. He's He's not
562
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:32,480
a metaphor than a man. He's He's not
563
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,550
a metaphor than a man. He's He's not
left. He's not right. He's not over
564
00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:34,560
left. He's not right. He's not over
565
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,430
left. He's not right. He's not over
here. He's not over there. He's in
566
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:37,440
here. He's not over there. He's in
567
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,829
here. He's not over there. He's in
Guatemala getting recircumcised.
568
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:39,839
Guatemala getting recircumcised.
569
00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,509
Guatemala getting recircumcised.
It's a great point. Ronnie Chang.
570
00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:41,519
It's a great point. Ronnie Chang.
571
00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:44,519
It's a great point. Ronnie Chang.
Everybody.
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