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AND NOW, COMING TO THE LINE, 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,219 LAST YEAR'S ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, 4 00:00:08,252 --> 00:00:11,588 CASEY ALFONSO! 5 00:00:11,622 --> 00:00:15,058 AND IN LANE TWO, NINE TIMES NATIONAL CHAMPION, 6 00:00:15,092 --> 00:00:17,428 TONY COOPER! 7 00:00:17,461 --> 00:00:20,764 [crowd cheering] 8 00:00:20,797 --> 00:00:23,134 TONY'S GOT HIS LIGHT ON IN LANE TWO. 9 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:24,568 AND NOW CASEY'S APPROACHING THE LINE. 10 00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:25,569 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 11 00:00:25,602 --> 00:00:26,703 GREAT. 12 00:00:26,737 --> 00:00:28,539 I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP MY GUTS. 13 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:29,740 YOU ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THROWING UP. 14 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:31,007 COME ON, DAD, LET'S GET THIS DIGGER ON THE LINE. 15 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,676 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO LAW SCHOOL? 16 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:34,010 I HATE LAWYERS! 17 00:00:34,044 --> 00:00:35,746 YEAH, SO DO I. GO GET 'EM, BABY! 18 00:00:35,779 --> 00:00:37,981 [My Morning Jacket's One Big Holiday] 19 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:41,718 (man over P.A.) OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE READY TO GO. 20 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:42,853 LET'S HEAR IT, FOLKS! 21 00:00:42,886 --> 00:00:45,789 [engines rev] 22 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:16,687 [engine sounds fade away] 23 00:01:25,028 --> 00:01:28,965 [engine revving] 24 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:32,303 (man over P.A.) AND IT'S CASEY ALFONSO BY LESS THAN HALF A CAR LENGTH! 25 00:01:32,336 --> 00:01:36,106 WHAT A SPECTACULAR FINISH FOR THE YOUNG PHENOM. 26 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,409 CASEY ALFONSO WITH AN AMAZING FINISH. 27 00:01:38,442 --> 00:01:39,476 WHAT'D YOU DO AT THE END THERE? 28 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,977 YEAH, HEH... 29 00:01:41,011 --> 00:01:43,847 AT ABOUT 250 FEET, THE CAR GOT OUT OF SHAPE A BIT. 30 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,217 BUT ABOUT HALFWAY DOWN... 31 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,651 I JUST GOT INTO THE ZONE OR SOMETHING. 32 00:01:47,684 --> 00:01:49,152 I PEDALED IT BACK INTO THE GROOVE. 33 00:01:49,186 --> 00:01:50,787 IT WAS THE COOLEST RIDE OF MY LIFE! 34 00:01:50,821 --> 00:01:53,257 [slowly echoing] HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BEAT NINE-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION 35 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,492 TONY COOPER? 36 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,662 AHEM. 37 00:01:58,695 --> 00:02:00,297 I'M SORRY. 38 00:02:00,331 --> 00:02:01,965 CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? 39 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,667 [slowed down, distorted] HOW DOES IT FEEL 40 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:07,671 TO BEAT NINE-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION TONY COOPER? 41 00:02:07,704 --> 00:02:09,005 CASEY! 42 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:10,507 CASEY! CASEY! OUT OF THE WAY! 43 00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:11,975 OUT OF THE WAY. CASEY! 44 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:14,010 CASEY! GET THE AMBULANCE! BRIAN, GET THE AMBULANCE! 45 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:15,512 CASEY... 46 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,550 [Massive Attack's Teardrop ] 47 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:27,258 * 48 00:02:48,912 --> 00:02:50,046 (Thirteen) 68-YEAR-OLD MALE, NON-SMOKER. 49 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,882 AH, 68'S A GOOD RUN. 50 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:53,350 THAT'LL LEAVE SOMETHING 51 00:02:53,384 --> 00:02:54,551 IN THE LOCKBOX FOR THE REST OF US. 52 00:02:54,585 --> 00:02:55,586 NEXT! 53 00:02:55,619 --> 00:02:56,787 THAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST? 54 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,689 TECHNICALLY, IT'S WILSON'S LUNCH. 55 00:02:58,722 --> 00:03:00,624 20-MONTH-OLD BABY, PERSISTENT RASH, FEVER-- 56 00:03:00,657 --> 00:03:01,925 TOO MUCH CRYING. 57 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:02,926 FEMALE COLLEGE STUDENT WITH-- 58 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,194 TOO MUCH DRAMA. 59 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,529 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CRYING OR THE DRAMA. 60 00:03:05,562 --> 00:03:06,930 'CAUSE YOU WON'T SEE THE PATIENT. 61 00:03:06,963 --> 00:03:08,198 AND YOU'D TREAT METHUSELAH 62 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,600 IF HIS SNOT HAD AN INTERESTING COLOR. 63 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:10,801 IT MEANS YOU'VE ALREADY DECIDED 64 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:12,135 WHICH CASE YOU WANNA TAKE NEXT. 65 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:14,805 TELL ME ABOUT SPEED RACER. 66 00:03:14,838 --> 00:03:16,072 FEMALE, SEIZURE 67 00:03:16,106 --> 00:03:18,542 WITH VISUAL AND AUDITORY PROCESSING DEFICIENCY. 68 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:20,176 I DID A CONSULT AND-- 69 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,177 WHAT KIND OF RACE CAR? 70 00:03:21,211 --> 00:03:22,212 DRAGSTER. 71 00:03:24,381 --> 00:03:25,949 CONTINUE. 72 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:27,451 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A CASE BASED ON THE CAR SHE DRIVES? 73 00:03:27,484 --> 00:03:29,686 NOTHING SAYS "THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE" 74 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:30,854 LIKE A TEST DRIVE IN A CAR 75 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:32,756 THAT ACCELERATES FASTER THAN THE SPACE SHUTTLE. 76 00:03:32,789 --> 00:03:35,659 YOU CAN'T SAVE HER LIFE, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT DYING. 77 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:36,793 HER LAB SHOWS SIGNS OF DEHYDRATION. 78 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:38,194 THAT MEANS THE PROBLEM'S 79 00:03:38,228 --> 00:03:39,296 JUST LIKELY... HEATSTROKE. 80 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:41,097 KINDA HARD TO GET HEAT-STRUCK IN 4 1/2 SECONDS. 81 00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:43,834 NOT WHEN YOU'RE WEARING A THREE-LAYER FIREPROOF SUIT. 82 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,101 [door opens] 83 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:47,137 EXCUSE ME. 84 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,639 DR. HOUSE? 85 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:54,511 NO, LAZY ASS CALLED IN SICK AGAIN. 86 00:03:54,545 --> 00:03:55,979 WE CAN GIVE HIM A MESSAGE. 87 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,518 MAY WE TALK IN PRIVATE? 88 00:04:11,395 --> 00:04:13,263 SO...EITHER IT'S HEATSTROKE, 89 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,599 IN WHICH CASE WE TAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF, 90 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:16,833 OR IT'S ONE OF 91 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,602 THE DIAGNOSES THAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE FOR ME 92 00:04:18,635 --> 00:04:20,404 IN TWO MINUTES. 93 00:04:20,437 --> 00:04:21,572 YOU'RE IN CHARGE. 94 00:04:21,605 --> 00:04:22,973 I KNOW. 95 00:04:27,911 --> 00:04:29,346 COP? 96 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,381 HE'S NOT PACKING. 97 00:04:31,582 --> 00:04:34,385 YOUR DAD'S EITHER A COP OR A SECURITY GUARD. 98 00:04:34,418 --> 00:04:35,752 OR SHE CARRIES A WEAPON. 99 00:04:38,355 --> 00:04:39,923 YOU'RE WITH THE CIA? 100 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:41,091 ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES 101 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:43,059 JUST RETURNED FROM AN ASSIGNMENT SICK. 102 00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:46,397 WE BELIEVE HE MAY BE THE VICTIM OF AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. 103 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:53,704 SURE. YOU WANNA CLOSE THE DOOR? 104 00:04:53,737 --> 00:04:55,506 DOOR? 105 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,207 WELL, I ASSUME YOU'RE GONNA DROP TROU 106 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,409 AT SOME POINT DURING THE DANCE. 107 00:04:58,442 --> 00:04:59,476 I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD SHARE. 108 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:00,877 THIS ISN'T A JOKE. 109 00:05:00,911 --> 00:05:02,979 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO HELP US, WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW. 110 00:05:04,915 --> 00:05:06,116 IF I HAVE TO WALK SOMEWHERE, 111 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:08,084 THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST FIVE GIRLS INVOLVED. 112 00:05:08,118 --> 00:05:09,920 AND THEY BETTER BE WORKING THEIR WAY THROUGH COLLEGE. 113 00:05:12,122 --> 00:05:13,156 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 114 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:14,357 HEREDITARY BRAIN DISORDER, 115 00:05:14,391 --> 00:05:15,626 TRANSIENT ISCHEMIA, 116 00:05:15,659 --> 00:05:17,027 OR PARANEOPLASTIC SYNDROME. 117 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,529 NONE OF THOSE GO AWAY WITH IV FLUIDS. 118 00:05:18,562 --> 00:05:19,596 IT'S HEATSTROKE. 119 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:21,598 OR CUSHING'S OR CALCIUM DEFICIENCY. 120 00:05:21,632 --> 00:05:22,566 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 121 00:05:22,599 --> 00:05:24,334 WE USE THE TERM "LIFE PARTNER." 122 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,368 GET A FRESH HISTORY, 123 00:05:25,402 --> 00:05:26,437 NEUROLOGICAL EXAM, 124 00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:27,938 AND AN MRI OF HER HEAD. 125 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:30,073 15 MINUTES FOR THE LAP DANCE, 126 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:32,776 A HALF HOUR TO SCRUB THE GUILT OFF MY SOUL. 127 00:05:32,809 --> 00:05:34,611 SEE YOU IN 45. 128 00:05:34,645 --> 00:05:36,813 [door opens] 129 00:05:36,847 --> 00:05:38,281 DR. HOUSE... 130 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:39,349 WE NEED TO HURRY. 131 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,017 YEAH, WE NEED TO HURRY. 132 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:44,054 LITTLE ADVICE: I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THE VILLAGE PEOPLE 133 00:05:44,087 --> 00:05:46,089 PLAYED OUT THE WHOLE COP THING. 134 00:05:46,122 --> 00:05:48,158 BUT, COME ON, CIA? 135 00:05:48,191 --> 00:05:51,227 DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ANYONE TO BELIEVE THAT? 136 00:05:52,763 --> 00:05:55,231 [helicopter whirring] 137 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:01,805 IT HELPS WHEN YOU HAVE PROPS. 138 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:10,280 KEEP YOUR EYE ON MY PEN. 139 00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:11,948 VERY GOOD. 140 00:06:11,982 --> 00:06:14,050 ANY NAUSEA OR VOMITING BEFORE THE SEIZURE? 141 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:16,119 NO. 142 00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:18,789 MY DAD HAD SOME, BUT HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT BEFORE A RACE. 143 00:06:18,822 --> 00:06:19,790 IT COULD HAVE BEEN FOOD POISONING. 144 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:20,791 YOU TWO EAT BREAKFAST TOGETHER? 145 00:06:20,824 --> 00:06:21,992 NO. 146 00:06:22,025 --> 00:06:24,294 ANY HISTORY OF SCIATICA OR SPINAL INJURY? 147 00:06:24,327 --> 00:06:25,462 NO. 148 00:06:25,496 --> 00:06:27,998 ABNORMAL DEEP TENDON REFLEX. 149 00:06:28,031 --> 00:06:29,265 REALLY? 150 00:06:29,299 --> 00:06:30,667 LET ME SEE. 151 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:34,738 IT'S THERE. 152 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:37,340 I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T THERE. I SAID IT WAS ABNORMAL. 153 00:06:39,309 --> 00:06:41,512 WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU AN MRI TO BE SURE, 154 00:06:41,545 --> 00:06:42,846 BUT I'M GUESSING YOUR SYMPTOMS WERE CAUSED 155 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,380 BY JUST DEHYDRATION AND THE HEAT. 156 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:45,849 YOU'RE GUESSING? 157 00:06:45,882 --> 00:06:46,850 [scoffs] 158 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:49,052 LOOK, I MAKE A LIVING 159 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:51,054 DRIVING 300 MILES AN HOUR, 160 00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:53,156 WHICH MAKES THE ABILITY TO STAY CONSCIOUS 161 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,591 KIND OF IMPORTANT. 162 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,426 I'M SURE IT'S JUST HEATSTROKE. 163 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:59,129 BUT WE'RE GONNA DO AN MRI TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL. 164 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:08,104 [Linda Lyndell's What A Man ringtone] 165 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:10,406 * WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN... 166 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,442 YOU SAID YOU LEFT YOUR CELL IN YOUR OFFICE. 167 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,244 I LIED. 168 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:15,712 * WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN 169 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,347 I WASN'T GOING TO TAKE IT, 170 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:19,115 JUST TELL YOU TO TURN IT OFF FOR TAKEOFF. 171 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:20,817 I KNOW--JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU COULD TELL 172 00:07:20,851 --> 00:07:21,918 THAT I WAS LYING. 173 00:07:21,952 --> 00:07:24,521 USEFUL INFORMATION. YEAH? 174 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:25,689 WHERE ARE YOU? 175 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:28,258 I'M ON A TOP-SECRET MISSION FOR THE CIA. 176 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:29,793 RIGHT. 177 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,062 THERE WAS NOTHING ON YOUR RACECAR DRIVER'S CT, 178 00:07:32,095 --> 00:07:33,664 AND THE HISTORY AND PHYSICAL WERE NORMAL. 179 00:07:33,697 --> 00:07:37,033 HER DEEP TENDON REFLEXES SEEMED A BIT WEAK TO ME. 180 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,669 AREFLEXIA COULD MEAN MILLER FISHER. 181 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:39,703 YES, AREFLEXIA 182 00:07:39,736 --> 00:07:40,904 COULD MEAN MILLER FISHER, 183 00:07:40,937 --> 00:07:43,239 BUT SINCE THE REFLEX WAS WEAK, NOT ABSENT, 184 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:44,541 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 185 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:45,542 I'M RELEASING HER. 186 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:46,777 YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR POKER GAME. 187 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:48,444 POKER'S ILLEGAL. 188 00:07:48,478 --> 00:07:51,682 CIA WOULD NEVER ALLOW ILLEGAL ACTIVITY. [phone ringing] 189 00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:53,449 (Thirteen) HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MILLER FISHER? 190 00:07:53,483 --> 00:07:55,719 WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 191 00:07:55,752 --> 00:07:57,721 SHE JUST HAD ANOTHER SEIZURE. 192 00:07:57,754 --> 00:08:00,356 AND NOW SHE'S GETTING A VERTICAL NYSTAGMUS. 193 00:08:08,464 --> 00:08:10,300 WE THINK IT'S MILLER FISHER, 194 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,168 AN INFLAMMATORY PROCESS. 195 00:08:12,202 --> 00:08:14,805 IN RARE CASES, IT CAN CAUSE RESPIRATORY FAILURE, BUT-- 196 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:16,506 WAIT, SHE COULD STOP BREATHING? 197 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,908 YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG. 198 00:08:17,941 --> 00:08:19,075 YOU SAID YOU WERE SURE. 199 00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:20,476 YOU JUST HAD ANOTHER SEIZURE. 200 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,912 CLEARLY, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 201 00:08:21,945 --> 00:08:24,648 SO WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS? 202 00:08:26,683 --> 00:08:28,384 WHERE'S DR. HOUSE? I'M AT THIS HOSPITAL BEC-- 203 00:08:28,418 --> 00:08:30,153 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 204 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:31,554 WE JUST NEED TO START THE PLASMAPHERESIS. 205 00:08:31,588 --> 00:08:32,923 NO! 206 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:34,290 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, 207 00:08:34,324 --> 00:08:36,059 BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A CLUE 208 00:08:36,092 --> 00:08:37,093 WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 209 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:40,163 I'M NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH ME. 210 00:08:40,196 --> 00:08:41,331 HONEY, COME ON. [monitor beeping rapidly] 211 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:42,833 I WANNA SEE HOUSE! 212 00:08:42,866 --> 00:08:44,835 WHERE IS HE? 213 00:08:55,445 --> 00:08:57,614 LOOKS A LOT BETTER ON 24. 214 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,490 I TAKE THAT BACK. 215 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,827 DR. SAMIRA TERZI. 216 00:09:10,861 --> 00:09:12,663 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, DR. HOUSE. 217 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:15,131 WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE CONSULT ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 218 00:09:15,165 --> 00:09:16,933 THERE'S NOTHING THAT GIVES ME MORE PLEASURE 219 00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:18,134 THAN HELPING OUT A COLLEAGUE. 220 00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:21,137 THIS IS DR. SIDNEY CURTIS FROM THE MAYO CLINIC. 221 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:23,539 HE'S ALSO AGREED TO HELP WITH THE DIAGNOSIS. 222 00:09:23,573 --> 00:09:25,108 DR. HOUSE. [Linda Lyndell's What A Man ringtone] 223 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:26,509 CURTIS ON IMMUNOLOGY SIDNEY CURTIS? 224 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:27,610 OH, YOU'VE READ IT? 225 00:09:27,644 --> 00:09:30,480 NOPE! BUT IT IS KEEPING MY PIANO LEVEL. 226 00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:33,750 [music stops] 227 00:09:33,784 --> 00:09:37,420 SO...WHERE IS THE POOR, SICK FELLA? 228 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:40,590 WHAT DO WE DO? 229 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,692 I DON'T KNOW YET. 230 00:09:41,725 --> 00:09:43,393 SHE NEEDS TREATMENT. THIS IS A TEST, RIGHT? 231 00:09:43,426 --> 00:09:45,361 YOU'RE REPORTING BACK TO HIM EVERYTHING WE DO. 232 00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:46,562 YEAH. 233 00:09:46,596 --> 00:09:48,198 AND I ASKED THE PATIENT TO BE UNCOOPERATIVE. 234 00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:49,499 PERSONALLY, I THINK SHE OVERPLAYED IT. 235 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:50,801 SHE'S BEING UNCOOPERATIVE 236 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,468 BECAUSE YOU MADE US ALL LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 237 00:09:52,502 --> 00:09:53,870 WE'RE ONLY GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS 238 00:09:53,904 --> 00:09:55,405 IF WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HER 239 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:56,673 TO AGREE TO THE TREATMENT. 240 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:58,474 WHAT WOULD HOUSE DO RIGHT NOW? 241 00:09:58,508 --> 00:10:01,712 POP A PILL, INSULT US, AND TRICK THE PATIENT. 242 00:10:01,745 --> 00:10:03,279 WE CAN DO THAT LAST PART. 243 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,848 SHE'S NEVER MET HOUSE BEFORE, HAS SHE? 244 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,282 WHO'S GOT A CANE? 245 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:08,084 HOUSE ISN'T HERE. 246 00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:09,920 WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT LIKE HIM. 247 00:10:19,195 --> 00:10:20,596 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 248 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:23,967 I, UH... 249 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,636 I'M GONNA DO WHAT DOCTORS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO: 250 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,005 ADMIT I MADE A MISTAKE. 251 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:31,975 I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO QUICK TO DISMISS YOUR SYMPTOMS. 252 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:35,211 BUT YOU NEED TO LET US START THE PLASMAPHERESIS. 253 00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:37,447 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 254 00:10:39,649 --> 00:10:40,717 CASE? 255 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:45,288 HONEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? 256 00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:46,489 SHE'S BURNING UP. 257 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,324 - START THE TREATMENT. - WE CAN'T. 258 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,493 YOU'VE GOT MY PERMISSION. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED. 259 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:51,728 IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 260 00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:53,263 MILLER FISHER DOESN'T CAUSE DELIRIUM AND FEVER. 261 00:10:53,296 --> 00:10:56,733 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 262 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,802 I'M AFRAID THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME LIMITATIONS 263 00:10:58,835 --> 00:11:00,203 ON HIS MEDICAL HISTORY. 264 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:01,271 JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, 265 00:11:01,304 --> 00:11:02,338 AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE IT. 266 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:04,741 FYI, MY MALPRACTICE INSURANCE 267 00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:06,209 DOESN'T COVER ALIEN AUTOPSIES. 268 00:11:06,242 --> 00:11:09,412 THAT'S FINE. X-FILES ARE THE NEXT WING OVER. 269 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,281 WHERE WAS THE PATIENT WHEN HE FIRST FELT ILL? 270 00:11:11,314 --> 00:11:12,783 SORRY, THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 271 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:14,484 BUT ASSUME THERE AREN'T TOO MANY PLACES IN THE WORLD 272 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:15,585 JOHN HASN'T BEEN. 273 00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:16,920 AND, YES, JOHN'S A COVER NAME. 274 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:18,755 AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WAS AN ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE? 275 00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,290 SORRY, CAN'T TELL YOU THAT EITHER. 276 00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:22,025 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US? 277 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:24,127 YEAH, DID OSWALD REALLY HAVE SEX WITH MARILYN MONROE? 278 00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:44,915 (Curtis) WHEW. 279 00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:47,150 GOOD LORD. 280 00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:48,952 VERY PROFESSIONAL. 281 00:11:48,985 --> 00:11:51,855 FIVE DAYS AGO, HE WAS 185 POUNDS. 282 00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:53,556 PERFECT HEALTH. 283 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,128 COOL. 284 00:12:01,397 --> 00:12:03,466 FEVER AND DELIRIUM RULE OUT... 285 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:06,803 UH, HE'S NOT GONNA HIRE YOU 286 00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:08,271 JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL HIM THE MOST. 287 00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,739 ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS 288 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,641 HE DOESN'T WANNA BE CALLED. 289 00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:14,210 SYMPTOMS RULE OUT MILLER FISHER. M.S. FITS BETTER. 290 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,212 PROGRESSION'S TOO FAST. MORE LIKELY MENINGITIS. 291 00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:17,914 AREFLEXIA DOESN'T FIT AS WELL WITH-- 292 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:19,082 DOES WITH AMYLOIDOSIS. 293 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,084 THAT'S EVEN SLOWER THAN M.S. IT'S LUPUS. 294 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,819 I'M WITH THE LITTLE MAN ON THIS ONE. 295 00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:24,320 IT'S ATTACKING THE BODY AND THE BRAIN. 296 00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,856 CLASSIC AUTOIMMUNE. 297 00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:27,891 FLIRT ALL YOU WANT, BUT I SHOULD WARN YOU: 298 00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:29,960 SHIKSAS ARE FOR PRACTICE. 299 00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:31,227 LUPUS THIS AGGRESSIVE 300 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:32,762 WOULDN'T SPARE HER KIDNEYS. 301 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,898 IT'S PRIMARILY NEUROLOGICAL. LET'S START HER ON-- 302 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,599 WHY NO PLAQUES ON HER MRI? 303 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,035 MRI WAS INCONCLUSIVE. SO I DON'T KNOW-- 304 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:40,670 SO NOW YOU'RE SURE THAT IT'S M.S. 305 00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:42,572 JUST LIKE YOU WERE SURE IT WAS MILLER FISHER 306 00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:44,640 AN HOUR AFTER YOU WERE SURE IT WAS HEATSTROKE. 307 00:12:44,674 --> 00:12:48,011 THE SYMPTOMS FIT. START HER ON INTERFERON. 308 00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:49,245 WE'RE NOT GONNA SCORE ANY POINTS WITH HOUSE 309 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:51,147 IF WE SOLVE THIS JUST BY RUNNING YOUR ERRANDS. 310 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:52,482 I GET THAT YOU WANT TO BE RIGHT. 311 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:53,984 YOU DON'T? 312 00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,085 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE A PATIENT, 313 00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:56,319 NOT SCORE POINTS WITH MY BOSS. 314 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:58,621 WOULD IT HURT THE PATIENT IF YOU LET US RUN SOME TESTS? 315 00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:03,693 YOU'VE GOT THREE HOURS. 316 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,735 WE'VE RUN SIX COMPLETE TOX SCREENS, 317 00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:14,337 TESTED FOR EVERY HEAVY METAL, 318 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,206 POISON, AND BIOLOGICAL AGENT WE CAN THINK OF. 319 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:18,341 IT SAYS HERE HE ATE A LOT OF CHESTNUTS. 320 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:20,911 HOLD ON A SECOND. 321 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:22,913 IF THE SQUIRREL LIBERATION ARMY'S INVOLVED, 322 00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:23,880 I'M OUTTA HERE. 323 00:13:23,914 --> 00:13:24,981 THOSE LITTLE RODENTS ARE-- 324 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,616 HORSE CHESTNUTS ARE POISONOUS. 325 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:27,617 IF SOMEONE SWITCHED THEM-- 326 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:29,252 HORSE CHESTNUTS MAY LOOK LIKE CHESTNUTS, 327 00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:31,821 BUT THEY TASTE LIKE A HORSE'S LOWER-THAN-CHESTNUTS. 328 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:32,889 WHICH MAKES THE THEORY 329 00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:34,090 THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED 330 00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:36,326 SLIGHTLY LESS PERSUASIVE. 331 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:37,460 [door opens] 332 00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,329 AND SEEING AS HOW HE WAS PROWLING 333 00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:41,965 THE BACK ALLEYS OF...TEHRAN? 334 00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,266 IT WASN'T TEHRAN. 335 00:13:43,299 --> 00:13:47,270 IT WAS--OOPS. YOU ALMOST GOT ME. 336 00:13:47,303 --> 00:13:50,273 UNLESS WE KNOW THE LOCAL ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS-- 337 00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:51,674 POISONOUS FLORA-- 338 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,009 YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 339 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,144 WELL, THEN, WHY ARE WE HERE? 340 00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:55,578 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GOOGLE "POISON." 341 00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:58,148 ALL THEY WOULD TELL ME IS... 342 00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:00,250 HE SPENT THE LAST 11 MONTHS IN BOLIVIA. 343 00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:03,186 WHO YOU GONNA KILL IN BOLIVIA? 344 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,487 MY OLD HOUSEKEEPER? 345 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,989 - WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - I'M SORRY. 346 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:07,257 WHO ARE YOU GONNA MARGINALIZE? 347 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:10,360 IF IT IS MY HOUSEKEEPER, SHE HAS IT COMING. 348 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:12,195 CLEANING THE WINDOWS MEANS CLEANING BOTH SIDES. 349 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,896 AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT? 350 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,999 WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT HE WAS DOING? 351 00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:17,467 - THE GUY'S DYING. - NOT ANYMORE. 352 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,069 I KNOW WHAT'S POISONING HIM. 353 00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:20,336 AND WHO. 354 00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:21,904 JOHN. 355 00:14:21,938 --> 00:14:23,873 [makes gulping noise] 356 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,075 IT'S JUST PANCREATITIS. 357 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,110 HE'S NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 358 00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:29,145 AND UNLESS HIS PANCREAS IS IN HIS FINGERS-- 359 00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:30,846 SPIES CAN'T GET FUNGAL INFECTIONS? 360 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,182 AND THE BURNS ON HIS SKIN? 361 00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:33,749 SPIES CAN'T GET SUNBURNS? 362 00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,285 BOLIVIA DOESN'T HAVE SUN? 363 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:36,919 SO, EITHER WE GO 364 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:39,822 WITH HIS THEORY OF THE NON-DRINKING DRUNK, 365 00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,924 OR HE WAS POISONED BY SOME GROUP 366 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,926 WITH THE RESOURCES TO MAKE IT COMPLETELY 367 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,095 UNTRACEABLE. 368 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,130 SOME CUSTOMIZED ISOTOPE. 369 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,103 LET'S TREAT FOR RADIATION POISONING. 370 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,708 THE IODINE'S TO PROTECT YOUR THYROID. 371 00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:01,944 ANTIBIOTICS ARE TO HANDLE INFECTIONS. 372 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,946 SHOULD START WORKING IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 373 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,449 WE SHOULD CELEBRATE... WITH A BEER. 374 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,384 OR EIGHT. 375 00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:09,952 I DON'T DRINK. 376 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:13,356 OH...ME THINKS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. 377 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:14,324 HE'S DEATHLY ILL. 378 00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:15,358 WHY WOULD HE LIE ABOUT DRINKING? 379 00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,360 GUILT OVER KILLING A MAN. 380 00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:19,062 MAKE ANYONE HIT THE SAUCE. 381 00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:21,831 WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE. 382 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:22,965 RIGHT. 383 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,268 YOU JUST LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, 384 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:26,969 ESTABLISH FALSE IDENTITIES, TRICK PEOPLE 385 00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:28,804 INTO BETRAYING THEIR COUNTRY. 386 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,673 HE'D NEVER COVER UP HIS DRINKING--HE'S TOO HONEST. 387 00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:35,078 HEY. SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. 388 00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:38,114 THAT POISON LIPSTICK THAT GINGER USED TO KISS GILLIGAN... 389 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,282 WHY DIDN'T THAT KILL HER? 390 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,323 OKAY, DRUM ROLL. 391 00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:51,661 LP IS NEGATIVE FOR MENINGITIS. SORRY, COLE. 392 00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:52,995 [flipping page] 393 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:55,665 FAT PAD BIOPSY IS... 394 00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:57,867 OH, WAIT FOR IT... 395 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,970 NEGATIVE FOR AMYLOIDOSIS. 396 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,173 AND THIRTEEN GOES DOWN. 397 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,674 COULD WE HURRY THIS UP? MY SON HAS-- 398 00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:05,975 CAN I HAVE A KID TOO? I'M WORKING TOO HARD. 399 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,210 I COULD HOOK YOU UP. 400 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:08,878 IF I HAD TWO MINUTES AND SOME ANTI-NAUSEA MEDS, 401 00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,147 I'D TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. 402 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:12,448 AND FOR THE GOLD... 403 00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:17,153 PROTEIN 65, GLUCOSE 70. 404 00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,189 IT'S M.S. START HER ON INTERFERON. 405 00:16:19,222 --> 00:16:20,523 TURN TO THE LAST PAGE. 406 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,625 SED RATE'S 95. A.N.A.'S WEAKLY POSITIVE. 407 00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:23,693 POSITIVE? IT'S LUPUS. 408 00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:25,695 WEAKLY. NOT LUPUS, IT'S M.S. 409 00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:26,696 WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 410 00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:27,997 TREAT FOR BOTH. 411 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,632 NO. I GAVE IN ON THE TEST. 412 00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:32,001 I'M NOT TREATING HER FOR TWO COMPLETELY SEPARATE DISEASES 413 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,137 BECAUSE YOU THINK LUPUS WILL WIN YOU A PRIZE. 414 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,844 STILL THINK IT'S LUPUS? 415 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:42,845 YEAH. 416 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,580 ME TOO. 417 00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:46,149 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, 418 00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:47,583 GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 419 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,054 - COULD BE LUPUS. - THAT'S WHAT WE FIGURED. 420 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:53,723 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 421 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,591 YOU'RE AN IMMUNOLOGIST. WE WANTED TO CONFIRM-- 422 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,227 WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME TO HELP YOU SELL DOWN THE RIVER? 423 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,461 HOUSE OR CUDDY? 424 00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:00,563 FOREMAN. 425 00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:01,631 SORRY. 426 00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:02,732 HE'S PUSHING M.S. 427 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,100 THINKS THAT BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE, 428 00:17:04,134 --> 00:17:06,068 HE HAS TO PROVE HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM. 429 00:17:06,102 --> 00:17:07,137 ALL I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU: 430 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,871 YOU PUT THE PATIENT ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE. 431 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,706 THAT'S WHY EVERYONE FINDS YOU SO ANNOYING. 432 00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:15,211 ALL HOUSE CARES ABOUT IS RESULTS. 433 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:18,080 I KNOW. I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW TO DO DEAL WITH FOREMAN. 434 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,115 SO AM I. 435 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,620 FEVER'S DOWN TO 101.5. 436 00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:25,921 TREATMENT'S WORKING. WHY ARE WE OUT HERE? 437 00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:27,490 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH TREATMENT'S WORKING. 438 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,292 IT'S KIND OF TACKY DOING IT IN FRONT OF THE PATIENT. 439 00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:31,127 YOU PUT HER ON STEROIDS TOO? 440 00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:33,296 WE HAD NO CHOICE-- THE SED RATE POINTED TO LUPUS. 441 00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:34,764 AND THE A.N.A. RULED IT OUT! 442 00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:35,965 DOCTORS! 443 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,801 LEGS HURT? 444 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,836 I CAN'T FEEL THEM AT ALL. 445 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,339 I DON'T THINK I CAN MOVE THEM. 446 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:49,812 [door opens] 447 00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:00,490 VITALS STABILIZING. 448 00:18:00,523 --> 00:18:02,192 TUMMY ACHE'S GONE AS WELL. 449 00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:04,327 SO THE TREATMENT'S WORKING. 450 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,797 WANNA DITCH DR. KILLJOY 451 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,865 AND...HOP IN THE COMPANY JET? 452 00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:12,302 LITTLE TRIP DOWN MEXICO WAY. 453 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,070 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE COUNTRY OR THE PLANE. 454 00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:17,940 DO YOU THINK ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT 455 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,009 AND TALKING ABOUT SEX WORKS ON GIRLS? 456 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,211 WELL, IF IT DIDN'T, 457 00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:23,413 THE HUMAN RACE WOULD HAVE DIED OUT LONG AGO. 458 00:18:23,446 --> 00:18:24,880 YOU'RE PRETTY CHEERY FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST PROVED WRONG 459 00:18:24,914 --> 00:18:26,316 ABOUT HIS PANCREATITIS THEORY. 460 00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:27,550 I'M APPROPRIATELY CHEERY 461 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,718 FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEING PROVED RIGHT. 462 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:30,786 JOHN HASN'T VOMITED IN SIX HOURS. 463 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,256 WHAT'S TO VOMIT? I'M EATING HIS LUNCH. 464 00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:35,325 WITHHOLDING NUTRIENTS 465 00:18:35,358 --> 00:18:36,759 IS THE TREATMENT FOR PANCREATITIS. 466 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,529 THAT AND THE ANTIBIOTICS YOU PUT HIM ON. 467 00:18:39,562 --> 00:18:41,864 I DID UNHOOK YOUR IODINE, THOUGH. 468 00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,065 DIDN'T SEEM TO FIT WITH THE WHOLE 469 00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:44,867 I'M-JUST-JERKING- YOU-GUYS-AROUND GESTALT. 470 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,135 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 471 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,169 WELL, LET'S ASK JOHN 472 00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,671 IF HE'D RATHER BE SICK HONESTLY 473 00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:49,739 OR CURED DISHONESTLY. 474 00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:50,873 JOHN. 475 00:18:52,242 --> 00:18:53,409 JOHN. 476 00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:05,421 ANY CHANCE HE'S JUST... OVERWHELMED WITH GRATITUDE? 477 00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:20,236 PARALYSIS. 478 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,406 UH... 479 00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,540 IT'S A NEW SYMPTOM? 480 00:19:25,775 --> 00:19:27,943 BIG WHITE SPACE ON THE BOARD WHERE IT WOULD FIT? 481 00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,211 NICE, MULTICOLORED MARKERS? 482 00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:30,380 I'M NOT WRITING IT 483 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,815 BECAUSE WE CAN'T KNOW IF IT'S A REAL SYMPTOM. 484 00:19:32,848 --> 00:19:35,451 WHEN THESE TWO WENT ROGUE AND PUMPED HER FULL OF STEROIDS-- 485 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,119 STEROIDS DON'T CAUSE PARALYSIS. 486 00:19:37,152 --> 00:19:38,554 SHE WAS ALSO ON INTERFERON! 487 00:19:38,588 --> 00:19:41,424 GIVING HER BOTH PROBABLY FRIED HER IMMUNE SYSTEM. 488 00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:42,992 WHO KNOWS WHAT INFECTION YOU COULD CAUSE-- 489 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,093 WE CONSULTED AN IMMUNOLOGIST. 490 00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,160 SHE SAID WE HAVE-- 491 00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:46,128 SHE? 492 00:19:46,161 --> 00:19:47,663 YOU TALKING ABOUT DR. CAMERON? 493 00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:48,831 SHE THOUGHT LUPUS WAS-- 494 00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:49,765 SHE TELL YOU TO START TREATING? 495 00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:51,767 YES, THEY'VE IGNORED YOU. THEY SCREWED UP. 496 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,669 AND IT'S FUN WATCHING YOU SPANK THEM. 497 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:55,671 BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MEDICINE? 498 00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,840 THE LAST THING ANY OF YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IS THE MEDICINE! 499 00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:02,645 LOOK... 500 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,980 I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE BAD DOCTORS 501 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:06,349 OR BAD PEOPLE. 502 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:07,483 BUT HOUSE IS. 503 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,051 HE CREATED A NASTY 504 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,152 LITTLE CUTTHROAT WORLD, 505 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,153 PLANTED YOU IN IT, 506 00:20:11,186 --> 00:20:12,655 AND IS WATCHING YOU PLAY. 507 00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:14,089 AND NONE OF IT WORKS FOR ANYONE 508 00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:15,925 EXCEPT HIM. 509 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:19,261 AND WHOEVER WINS. 510 00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:23,265 GIVEN ITS QUICK PROGRESSION, 511 00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:25,267 WE GOTTA ASSUME BOTULISM. 512 00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:26,569 I'LL GO TO HER PLACE, 513 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:27,570 CHECK OUT HER FRIDGE AND PANTRY. 514 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:28,604 IT'S NOT BOTULISM. 515 00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:29,872 IT'S POLIO. 516 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,075 [chuckles] 517 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,210 BRILLIANT. 518 00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:37,347 WE SHOULD SEARCH HER HOME FOR FDR'S REMAINS 519 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,381 OR A TIME MACHINE. 520 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:39,715 SHE COULD HAVE CONTRACTED IT 521 00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:41,317 FROM ANYONE WHO'S BEEN TO AFRICA OR-- 522 00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:42,552 SHE'S BEEN VACCINATED. 523 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,019 VACCINES WEAR OFF. 524 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,287 THERE HASN'T BEEN A SINGLE AMERICAN CASE 525 00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:46,622 IN OVER 20 YEARS. 526 00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,558 I'VE SEEN THIS DISEASE. 527 00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:49,825 I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 528 00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:52,161 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FINDING IT-- BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IT. 529 00:20:52,194 --> 00:20:53,863 POLIO...IT'S CRAZY. 530 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:55,331 HOUSE WOULDN'T THINK SO. 531 00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,500 SO GO FIND HOUSE AND TELL HIM YOUR THEORY. 532 00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,301 TAKE A PERSONAL DAY. 533 00:20:59,335 --> 00:21:00,302 SERIOUSLY. 534 00:21:00,336 --> 00:21:02,304 GET OUTTA HERE. 535 00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:04,173 YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO FIRE ME. 536 00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:07,142 BUT I DO HAVE THE POWER TO KICK YOUR ASS OFF MY CASE. 537 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,181 WE'RE STARTING THE BOTULISM TREATMENT. 538 00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:14,216 THE REST OF YOU, LOOK FOR CONFIRMATION. 539 00:21:22,725 --> 00:21:24,460 HE SHOULD BE BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES. 540 00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:25,995 OKAY, RELAX. 541 00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:28,598 I'LL TAKE YOUR BOOK OUT FROM UNDER MY PIANO. 542 00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:29,599 HE'S DYING OF RADIATION SICKNESS. 543 00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:30,866 HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN. 544 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,001 ALL OF WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED 545 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,003 - IF YOU HADN'T INTERFERED WITH-- - OH! 546 00:21:34,036 --> 00:21:36,906 WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! 547 00:21:36,939 --> 00:21:38,708 RADIATION SICKNESS KILLS SPECIFIC CELLS 548 00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:40,009 AT SPECIFIC TIMES. 549 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,377 HIS HAIR SHOULD BE COMING OUT IN CLUMPS 550 00:21:41,411 --> 00:21:42,912 BEFORE HE'S WRITHING IN PAIN. 551 00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:45,080 SINCE IT'S NOT, I KNOW WHO'S TRYING TO KILL HIM. 552 00:21:46,749 --> 00:21:48,217 GOD. 553 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,185 IT'S BLOOD CANCER. WALDENSTROM'S. 554 00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:53,288 RADIATION CAN CAUSE INFECTIONS, WHICH SET OFF-- 555 00:21:53,322 --> 00:21:55,725 IF HAD ANY REAL EVIDENCE OF FOUL PLAY, 556 00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:57,359 YOU'D BE TORTURING BOLIVIANS 557 00:21:57,393 --> 00:21:59,094 INSTEAD OF PUTTING ME 558 00:21:59,128 --> 00:22:01,296 INTO A STATE OF ANTICIPATORY SEXUAL AROUSAL. 559 00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,532 CAN WE TREAT FOR BOTH? 560 00:22:02,565 --> 00:22:04,066 BAD IDEA. 561 00:22:04,099 --> 00:22:06,536 UNLESS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TRYING TO POISON HIM. 562 00:22:06,569 --> 00:22:09,805 I'LL ARRANGE FOR PLASMAPHERESIS AND CHEMO. 563 00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:11,474 ARE YOU GONNA TRUST HIM AFTER WHAT HE DID? 564 00:22:11,507 --> 00:22:13,743 I DON'T HAVE TO TRUST HIM TO AGREE WITH HIM. 565 00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:17,847 [door opens] 566 00:22:19,449 --> 00:22:21,083 YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. 567 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:22,418 I'VE BEEN WRONG EVERY TIME, 568 00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:23,886 AND SHE STILL WON'T LISTEN TO YOU. 569 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:28,524 SO EITHER SHE REALLY LIKES ME OR SHE REALLY HATES YOU. 570 00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:31,160 AND I GOT A RIDE IN THE JET. 571 00:22:36,365 --> 00:22:37,633 OH. HI. 572 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:38,768 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 573 00:22:38,801 --> 00:22:39,802 JUST CAME TO SAY HI. 574 00:22:39,835 --> 00:22:41,704 HI AGAIN. 575 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,506 WHERE'S...MRS. BEARMAN? 576 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:44,474 SENT HER HOME. 577 00:22:44,507 --> 00:22:46,308 I WAS SCHEDULING HER FOR AN MRA. 578 00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:48,878 IF WE GAVE MRAs TO EVERY PATIENT WITH A HEADACHE-- 579 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,413 THIS WASN'T JUST A HEADACHE, IT WAS THE WORST IN HER LIFE. 580 00:22:51,447 --> 00:22:52,582 THEN LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A NEUROLOGIST. 581 00:22:52,615 --> 00:22:54,149 SHE WENT TO A WINE AND CHEESE TASTING. 582 00:22:54,183 --> 00:22:55,384 BOTH TRIGGERS FOR MIGRAINES. 583 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,652 SHE'S NEVER HAD A MIGRAINE BEFORE. 584 00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:58,187 AND I NEVER HAD A BLUEBERRY BAGEL 585 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,388 BEFORE THE FIRST TIME I HAD ONE. 586 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,856 BAGELS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. 587 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:02,658 THIS IS A CLASSIC TICKING-BOMB ANEURYSM. 588 00:23:02,692 --> 00:23:03,959 WOW. 589 00:23:03,993 --> 00:23:06,028 THIS TAUGHT ME A LESSON. 590 00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:08,163 I GUESS WHEN I MESS WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S PATIENTS, 591 00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:10,700 I RISK LOOKING LIKE AN OFFICIOUS BITCH. 592 00:23:14,169 --> 00:23:16,772 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRACK DOWN MRS. BEARMAN. 593 00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:21,977 WAIT... 594 00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:23,879 NEVER MIND. 595 00:23:23,913 --> 00:23:25,781 THAT'S FUNNY. 596 00:23:25,815 --> 00:23:27,750 IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT'S TOTALLY IMMATURE. 597 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,284 IT IS FUNNY. 598 00:23:29,318 --> 00:23:30,953 YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE VICTIM. 599 00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:32,688 YEAH, I DESERVE SHAME AND RIDICULE 600 00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:33,789 FOR OFFERING A CONSULT. 601 00:23:33,823 --> 00:23:35,124 UNHEARD OF FOR A DOCTOR. 602 00:23:35,157 --> 00:23:37,593 YOU DIDN'T OFFER A MEDICAL CONSULT. 603 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:40,162 YOU OFFERED A "DEALING WITH FOREMAN" CONSULT. 604 00:23:40,195 --> 00:23:43,265 FOR THE GOOD OF THE PATIENT. IT'S WHAT HOUSE WOULD HAVE DONE. 605 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,935 MAYBE HOUSE WILL HEAR ABOUT IT AND TEAR UP WITH PRIDE. 606 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,803 [scoffs] YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. 607 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,606 I THINK THAT, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S NOT INVOLVED IN HIS TEAM, 608 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,841 YOU'RE REMARKABLY 609 00:23:51,874 --> 00:23:53,075 INVOLVED IN HIS TEAM. 610 00:23:53,108 --> 00:23:55,444 LET IT GO. 611 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,746 LET HIM GO. 612 00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:02,552 AND THAT'S MATURE? 613 00:24:10,259 --> 00:24:11,861 120 OVER 80. 614 00:24:11,894 --> 00:24:13,563 LET 'ER RIP. 615 00:24:16,699 --> 00:24:19,535 NOW WE GOT THE MEDICAL STUFF OUT OF THE WAY. 616 00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:21,003 WHY DON'T WE MEET BACK AT YOUR PLACE 617 00:24:21,036 --> 00:24:23,305 FOR SOME ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES? 618 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,976 MY SAFE WORD IS, "HELP, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP." 619 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,210 IT'S TWO PLEASES. 620 00:24:28,243 --> 00:24:29,679 ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT, YOU KEEP GOING. 621 00:24:29,712 --> 00:24:31,213 YOU ACTUALLY CURE THIS GUY, 622 00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:34,049 I'LL SHOW YOU MY PRIVATE WATER BOARD. 623 00:24:35,484 --> 00:24:38,487 WE NEED TO CONSULT AN ONCOLOGIST ABOUT THE CHEMO. 624 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:44,293 OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT... YOU WERE STILL EUPHEMIZING. 625 00:24:44,326 --> 00:24:46,929 MY VALET KNOWS A LITTLE ONCOLOGY. 626 00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:52,968 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D GROW BORED 627 00:24:53,002 --> 00:24:53,969 OF AVOIDING MY CALLS. 628 00:24:54,003 --> 00:24:56,772 OH, I CAN NEVER GROW BORED OF IGNORING YOU. 629 00:24:56,806 --> 00:24:59,074 WHAT'S THE LATEST PROTOCOL ON WALDENSTROM'S? 630 00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:02,111 WHERE ARE YOU? CIA HEADQUARTERS. 631 00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:03,445 HOW MUCH FLUDARABINE-- 632 00:25:03,478 --> 00:25:04,780 EITHER YOU'RE SPRAWLED NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR 633 00:25:04,814 --> 00:25:06,148 WITH AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF VICODIN, 634 00:25:06,181 --> 00:25:07,717 OR COLLAPSED NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER 635 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,284 WITH AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF VIAGRA. 636 00:25:09,318 --> 00:25:10,419 PLEASE TELL ME WHICH, 637 00:25:10,452 --> 00:25:11,721 BECAUSE CHASE HAS ANOTHER POOL GOING. 638 00:25:11,754 --> 00:25:13,956 THEY FLEW ME IN TO HELP DEAL WITH A SICK EMPLOYEE. 639 00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:15,257 - HOW MUCH-- - HALLUCINATIONS. 640 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,492 DAMN! I SHOULDN'T HAVE BET ON THE VIAGRA. 641 00:25:17,526 --> 00:25:19,061 OKAY, CALL THE LANGLEY SWITCHBOARD, 642 00:25:19,094 --> 00:25:21,396 ASK FOR EXTENSION... 3578. 643 00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:23,065 3578. 644 00:25:23,098 --> 00:25:25,935 HE ASKED AN AWFUL LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR A VALET. 645 00:25:25,968 --> 00:25:28,938 YOU KNOW, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A POSITION AVAILABLE 646 00:25:28,971 --> 00:25:30,139 ON MY PENIS. 647 00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:36,145 WAIT A SECOND--I THINK I SCREWED UP THAT JOKE. 648 00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:37,980 YOU OFFERING ME A JOB? 649 00:25:38,013 --> 00:25:39,548 I'D SETTLE FOR THAT. 650 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,585 AS TEMPTING AS A POSITION ON YOUR STAFF IS, 651 00:25:43,619 --> 00:25:45,655 - I LIKE IT HERE. - PAYS BETTER... 652 00:25:45,688 --> 00:25:48,223 AND WE'VE ONLY HAD ONE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. 653 00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:49,424 AND I'M SURE YOU'RE A GREAT BOSS. 654 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,893 THAT'S WHY YOUR FELLOWS LEFT EN MASSE 655 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,829 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 656 00:25:53,863 --> 00:25:56,866 [whispering] I HAVE SATELLITE IMAGES. 657 00:25:56,899 --> 00:25:58,968 [telephone ringing] 658 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:04,707 INSPECTOR GADGET. 659 00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,076 MY GOD. 660 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,377 YOU'RE ACTUALLY AT THE CIA. 661 00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:09,879 YOU'VE GOTTA GET DOWN HERE. 662 00:26:09,912 --> 00:26:12,314 THEY'VE GOT A SATELLITE AIMED DIRECTLY INTO CUDDY'S VAGINA. 663 00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:14,784 I TOLD THEM THE CHANCES OF INVASION ARE SLIM TO NONE, 664 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:17,086 BUT...WALDENSTROM'S. 665 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:21,223 RECOMMENDED DOSE IS 25 MILLIGRAMS PER METER SQUARED. 666 00:26:21,256 --> 00:26:22,892 THEY DO A BACKGROUND CHECK ON YOU? 667 00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:24,326 25 MILLIGRAMS? 668 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,861 THEY DID A BACKGROUND CHECK ON YOU, 669 00:26:25,895 --> 00:26:27,029 THEY DID A BACKGROUND CHECK ON YOUR FRIENDS. 670 00:26:27,062 --> 00:26:28,063 RELAX. 671 00:26:28,097 --> 00:26:29,298 I'M SURE THEY ALREADY KNOW 672 00:26:29,331 --> 00:26:31,300 THAT YOU BROUGHT HEROIN BACK FROM AFGHANISTAN. 673 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,501 THAT--THAT'S NOT TRUE. 674 00:26:32,534 --> 00:26:35,570 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AFGHANISTAN. 675 00:26:35,604 --> 00:26:36,872 HOUSE? 676 00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:41,977 (Mr. Alfonso) SHE'S GETTING WORSE? 677 00:26:42,011 --> 00:26:43,245 FEVER'S RISEN SLIGHTLY. [knock on glass] 678 00:26:43,278 --> 00:26:44,279 UH... 679 00:26:46,816 --> 00:26:50,552 BUT IT'S DEFINITELY, UM... WHAT...BOTULISM? 680 00:26:50,585 --> 00:26:52,121 RIGHT? 681 00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:53,422 BECAUSE IF YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN, 682 00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:54,824 AND YOU'RE TREATING HER FOR SOMETHING 683 00:26:54,857 --> 00:26:56,091 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE-- 684 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,660 THE ANTITOXIN HASN'T HAD TIME TO WORK YET. 685 00:26:58,694 --> 00:27:01,263 I KNOW IT'S HARD, BUT TRY TO BE PATIENT. 686 00:27:01,296 --> 00:27:02,531 [knock on glass] 687 00:27:04,199 --> 00:27:05,667 EXCUSE ME. 688 00:27:13,608 --> 00:27:15,077 I KNOW YOU'RE PISSED I INTERRUPTED, 689 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:16,779 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE EVEN MORE PISSED IN A SECOND. 690 00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:18,748 YOU TESTED HER WITHOUT TELLING ME? 691 00:27:18,781 --> 00:27:21,450 YEAH. AND I KNOW, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 692 00:27:21,483 --> 00:27:24,319 BUT...ON THE OTHER HAND, 693 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,788 IT'S A POSITIVE. 694 00:27:27,589 --> 00:27:28,623 SHE HAS POLIO. 695 00:27:28,657 --> 00:27:31,460 [paper rustling] 696 00:27:32,594 --> 00:27:34,263 NOW WHAT, BOSS? 697 00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:39,668 WHERE'S HOUSE? 698 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,037 HE'S BLOWN OFF FOUR HOURS OF CLINIC. 699 00:27:44,774 --> 00:27:47,142 HE'S CONSULTING FOR THE CIA. 700 00:27:49,011 --> 00:27:49,979 SERIOUSLY. 701 00:27:50,012 --> 00:27:52,815 CALL LANGLEY AND ASK FOR EXTENSION 35-- 702 00:27:52,848 --> 00:27:55,250 3536? 703 00:27:55,284 --> 00:27:56,685 THERE'S DEFINITELY TWO THREES. 704 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,421 I-I-I WROTE IT DOWN. I HAVE IT SOMEWHERE. 705 00:27:59,454 --> 00:28:02,657 HE'S GONNA MAKE UP TWICE HIS SKIPPED HOURS IN THE CLINIC. 706 00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:03,793 OKEYDOKE. 707 00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:05,227 AND FOR PROTECTING HIM, 708 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,428 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP TWICE THAT. 709 00:28:06,461 --> 00:28:08,463 WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME WORSE THAN HIM? 710 00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:11,000 BECAUSE HOUSE NEVER LEARNS. YOU MIGHT. 711 00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:22,912 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 712 00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:25,480 LIKE CRAP. 713 00:28:25,514 --> 00:28:27,783 YEAH, CANCER CAN BE THAT WAY. 714 00:28:29,985 --> 00:28:32,621 MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT. 715 00:28:35,357 --> 00:28:36,591 THAT THE CHEMO? 716 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:40,129 NO, IT'S TOO QUICK. 717 00:28:42,031 --> 00:28:43,565 SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 718 00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:49,204 IT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE CANCER. 719 00:28:51,807 --> 00:28:55,811 SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID TRY TO KILL YOU. 720 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:02,784 YOU'RE STUBBORN. 721 00:29:02,818 --> 00:29:03,819 YOU'RE ARROGANT! 722 00:29:03,853 --> 00:29:04,820 THERE'S NO NEED TO YELL. 723 00:29:04,854 --> 00:29:06,788 YOU MAY HAVE COST THAT MAN HIS LIFE. 724 00:29:06,822 --> 00:29:08,123 HE'S GETTING THE RADIATION TREATMENT. 725 00:29:08,157 --> 00:29:09,859 24 HOURS TOO LATE! 726 00:29:09,892 --> 00:29:11,961 I DIDN'T YELL AT YOU WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE WRONG. 727 00:29:11,994 --> 00:29:13,595 I WASN'T WRONG! 728 00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,064 THIS ISN'T PRODUCTIVE. 729 00:29:15,097 --> 00:29:17,532 THERE IS NO PRODUCTIVE. IT'S TOO LATE. 730 00:29:17,566 --> 00:29:20,569 BECAUSE OF YOUR INEXPERIENCE, YOUR POOR JUDGMENT. 731 00:29:20,602 --> 00:29:24,706 AND YOUR FAILURE TO RECOGNIZE A RECKLESS FOOL! 732 00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:28,077 CORDYCEPS SINENSIS. 733 00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:35,117 IT'S, UH...IT'S AN HERBAL TREATMENT 734 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:38,787 DERIVED FROM A PARASITIC FUNGUS, COMES FROM CATERPILLARS. 735 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,090 ALONG WITH DIMERCAPROL CHELATION, 736 00:29:41,123 --> 00:29:42,925 IT'S BEEN SHOWN TO MITIGATE BONE MARROW DAMAGE 737 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:44,759 FROM RADIATION POISONING. 738 00:29:46,996 --> 00:29:49,464 IN MONKEYS. 739 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,002 I'M SORRY. 740 00:29:53,035 --> 00:29:54,269 I WAS STUBBORN AND ARROGANT. 741 00:29:54,303 --> 00:29:56,271 SELF-RECRIMINATIONS WON'T HELP HER. 742 00:29:56,305 --> 00:29:58,840 NOTHING'S GONNA HELP HER. SHE'S GOT POLIO. 743 00:29:58,874 --> 00:29:59,942 THERE'S NO CURE, BUT THERE ARE TREATMENTS. 744 00:29:59,975 --> 00:30:01,643 - SHE'S DYING. - YEAH. 745 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,578 EVERY DEATH'S A TRAGEDY. 746 00:30:03,612 --> 00:30:04,980 FUNNY HOW YOU WEREN'T SO DEPRESSED 747 00:30:05,014 --> 00:30:07,316 WHEN SHE JUST DYING BECAUSE ME AND AMBER SCREWED UP. 748 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,584 AND I'M ALSO SELF-CENTERED. THANKS FOR CLARIFYING. 749 00:30:09,618 --> 00:30:11,253 DON'T FORGET SELF-PITYING. 750 00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:14,823 VITAMIN C. 751 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,158 EXTREMELY HIGH DOSES. 752 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,193 IT WAS EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT PROTOCOL 753 00:30:18,227 --> 00:30:19,394 IN THE '50s. 754 00:30:19,428 --> 00:30:20,395 AND THEY HAVEN'T FINISHED YET? 755 00:30:20,429 --> 00:30:22,064 THEY...LOST FUNDING. 756 00:30:22,097 --> 00:30:23,565 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NO LOGICAL REASON 757 00:30:23,598 --> 00:30:25,067 VITAMIN C WOULD CURE POLIO. 758 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,002 WELL, SOMEONE THOUGHT THERE WAS. 759 00:30:27,036 --> 00:30:28,003 SOMEONE THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE 760 00:30:28,037 --> 00:30:29,238 MADE EXCELLENT FARM IMPLEMENTS. 761 00:30:29,271 --> 00:30:31,006 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HURTING ANYONE. 762 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,707 I JUST WANNA FORCE FEED HER SOME ORANGE JUICE. 763 00:30:32,741 --> 00:30:35,144 YOU WANNA THROW IN SOME BACON AND EGGS AS WELL? 764 00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:39,048 IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU LEARN TODAY, 765 00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:41,016 IT'S GOTTA BE THAT YOU CAN BE WRONG. 766 00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,761 JOHN, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 767 00:30:52,794 --> 00:30:54,463 [grunts] 768 00:30:54,496 --> 00:30:57,732 WE'RE GOING TO START YOU ON AN EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT. 769 00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:02,871 (John) TEA? 770 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,839 IT'S A CHINESE HERB. 771 00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:06,041 WHICH HAS BEEN EFFECTIVE IN-- 772 00:31:06,075 --> 00:31:07,209 [weakly] I'M DYING, AREN'T I? 773 00:31:09,878 --> 00:31:11,613 PROBABLY. 774 00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:22,024 WE'RE GONNA ATTEMPT AN EXPERIMENTAL PROTOCOL. 775 00:31:22,057 --> 00:31:23,092 A NEW DRUG? 776 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:24,659 AN OLD ONE. VITAMIN C. 777 00:31:24,693 --> 00:31:26,361 ULTRA-HIGH DOSES 778 00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:28,063 HAVE BEEN SHOWN TO DESTROY THE POLIO VIRUS 779 00:31:28,097 --> 00:31:29,164 AND HEAL NERVE DAMAGE. 780 00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:31,866 SHE COULD REGAIN USE OF HER LEGS. 781 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,102 IT'S UNLIKELY. 782 00:31:34,836 --> 00:31:37,439 BUT WE'RE GONNA TRY. 783 00:31:37,472 --> 00:31:39,108 DON'T GIVE UP. 784 00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:49,418 [slurps and gulps] 785 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:50,585 [gulps] 786 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:54,123 [sighs] 787 00:31:54,156 --> 00:31:57,426 NAUSEA'S...NOT AS BAD. 788 00:31:57,459 --> 00:32:01,496 RADIATION SICKNESS HAS A LATENCY PERIOD. 789 00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:04,966 YOU'LL GET BETTER BEFORE YOU GET WORSE. 790 00:32:11,773 --> 00:32:15,277 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I REALLY DID DOWN THERE? 791 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,680 ONLY IF IT'S INTERESTING. 792 00:32:20,849 --> 00:32:24,153 THE WOMEN THERE... 793 00:32:24,186 --> 00:32:26,755 DURING CARNIVAL THEY... 794 00:32:26,788 --> 00:32:30,392 THEY DO THIS DANCE. 795 00:32:30,425 --> 00:32:33,528 THEY CALL IT THE DEVIL DANCE. 796 00:32:33,562 --> 00:32:37,332 NOT INTERESTING. 797 00:32:37,366 --> 00:32:41,036 I SPENT ALL 40 DAYS 798 00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:46,175 WITH THIS ATTACHE TO THE MINISTER OF DEFENSE. 799 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:52,881 THE MOST...BUTTONED-DOWN WOMAN YOU'D EVER MEET. 800 00:32:52,914 --> 00:32:55,650 YOU KNOW? 801 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:59,121 'CEPT WHEN SHE DID THIS DANCE. 802 00:33:01,823 --> 00:33:05,627 SHE AGREED TO TELL ME STUFF... 803 00:33:13,468 --> 00:33:17,839 OKAY, WE HAVE HALF A GOOD STORY THERE. 804 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,974 KARMA. 805 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:24,613 BEST WAY TO RID YOURSELF OF THAT GUILT 806 00:33:24,646 --> 00:33:26,715 IS TO CONFESS YOUR SINS. 807 00:33:26,748 --> 00:33:31,753 THIS PAIN IS...RIGHT. 808 00:33:31,786 --> 00:33:33,988 IT'S COMFORTING. 809 00:33:34,022 --> 00:33:35,890 IT MAKES ME THINK THAT... 810 00:33:35,924 --> 00:33:38,627 SOMEHOW, IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 811 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,662 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 40 DAYS? 812 00:33:40,695 --> 00:33:45,434 WHEN THEY FOUND OUT. 813 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:48,837 WHAT SHE...TOLD ME. 814 00:33:48,870 --> 00:33:51,140 CARNIVAL IN BOLIVIA'S ONLY EIGHT DAYS. 815 00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:58,780 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A CHESTNUT LOOKS LIKE? 816 00:34:03,985 --> 00:34:05,587 YOU IDIOT. 817 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,922 WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT? 818 00:34:07,956 --> 00:34:11,560 WHOEVER KNEW THAT JOHN WAS STATIONED IN BRAZIL, 819 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:12,927 NOT BOLIVIA. 820 00:34:12,961 --> 00:34:14,296 BRAZIL? 821 00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:17,199 WELL, THEN, I GUESS I'M TALKING TO YOU, IDIOT. 822 00:34:17,232 --> 00:34:18,633 IT'S THE SAME REGION. 823 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,235 IT'S THE SAME PARASITE, SAME DISEASES. 824 00:34:20,269 --> 00:34:22,604 BUT NOT THE SAME LANGUAGE. 825 00:34:22,637 --> 00:34:24,406 IN BOLIVIA, CHESTNUTS ARE CHESTNUTS. 826 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:27,075 BRAZIL, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS CASTANHAS-DO-PARA, 827 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,910 LITERALLY, "CHESTNUTS FROM PARA." 828 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:31,346 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STUPID FOR PEOPLE FROM BRAZIL 829 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,981 TO CALL THEM BRAZIL NUTS! 830 00:34:33,014 --> 00:34:35,650 SO HE ATE BRAZIL NUTS. BIG DEAL. 831 00:34:35,684 --> 00:34:37,452 NO, HE ATE A LOT OF BRAZIL NUTS. 832 00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,621 WHICH IS A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN SELENIUM. 833 00:34:39,654 --> 00:34:41,423 WHICH, IN HIGH DOSES, CAUSES FATIGUE, 834 00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:43,124 VOMITING, SKIN IRRITATION, 835 00:34:43,158 --> 00:34:45,260 DISCHARGE FROM THE FINGERNAIL BEDS, 836 00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:46,728 AND HAIR LOSS. 837 00:34:46,761 --> 00:34:48,363 ANY OF THAT SOUNDING FAMILIAR? 838 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,066 CAN YOU TREAT IT? 839 00:34:54,203 --> 00:34:55,737 WE'VE ALREADY STARTED. 840 00:34:55,770 --> 00:34:58,473 TREATMENT'S CHELATION, SAME AS FOR RADIATION SICKNESS. 841 00:34:58,507 --> 00:35:00,842 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS IT WORKS A LOT BETTER ON NUT POISONING. 842 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,644 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 843 00:35:04,246 --> 00:35:05,880 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 844 00:35:19,628 --> 00:35:21,396 WHY IS SHE SHIVERING? 845 00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:24,333 LOW SERUM CALCIUM IS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE TREATMENT. 846 00:35:24,366 --> 00:35:25,800 I CAN GIVE HER A CALCIUM SUPPLEMENT. 847 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,369 MY ARM HURTS. 848 00:35:27,402 --> 00:35:29,838 INFUSION RATE HAS TO REMAIN HIGH FOR THE TREATMENT TO WORK. 849 00:35:29,871 --> 00:35:32,140 IS IT WORKING? 850 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,242 [gasps] 851 00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:34,276 YOU FEEL THAT? 852 00:35:34,309 --> 00:35:36,745 YEAH. 853 00:35:36,778 --> 00:35:38,813 IT HURTS. 854 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,649 IT'S WORKING. 855 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:42,817 THIS IS FANTASTIC. 856 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:43,818 [whispering] HONEY... 857 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:44,953 [crying] 858 00:35:50,124 --> 00:35:52,527 THERE'S A LOT YOU CAN LEARN IN MY FELLOWSHIP. 859 00:35:52,561 --> 00:35:55,597 A FEW NEW PROCEDURES I COULD TEACH YOU. 860 00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:57,599 COURSE, WE'D NEED A NURSE TO PREP. 861 00:35:57,632 --> 00:36:00,702 I KNOW HOW TO KILL A MAN WITH MY THUMB. 862 00:36:00,735 --> 00:36:02,304 ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST 863 00:36:02,337 --> 00:36:03,972 TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER EUPHEMISM FOR SEX. 864 00:36:04,005 --> 00:36:05,039 SO WAS I. 865 00:36:05,073 --> 00:36:06,408 OH, GOD. 866 00:36:06,441 --> 00:36:08,310 HOW CAN YOU FLIRT WITH THIS IDIOT? 867 00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:10,645 HE LIED TO US AGAIN AND AGAIN. 868 00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:12,747 HE BROKE LAWS, ETHICAL CODES-- 869 00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:15,250 I WAS RIGHT. 870 00:36:15,284 --> 00:36:16,818 THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING. 871 00:36:16,851 --> 00:36:18,387 IT MEANS A LOT. 872 00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:21,089 DR. CURTIS. 873 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:24,192 DR. HOUSE. 874 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,094 APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. 875 00:36:38,006 --> 00:36:39,541 [door opens] 876 00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:40,942 HEY. 877 00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:41,976 HEY. 878 00:36:54,289 --> 00:36:57,859 WHEN...WHEN YOU WERE DYING, 879 00:36:57,892 --> 00:36:59,227 YOU TRIED TO INFECT ME. 880 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,530 BECAUSE YOU KNEW I'D FIGHT FOR YOU 881 00:37:01,563 --> 00:37:03,465 IF I THOUGHT I WAS DYING TOO. 882 00:37:03,498 --> 00:37:04,933 YOU BRINGING THIS UP NOW 883 00:37:04,966 --> 00:37:06,935 SO I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR MESSING WITH MY PATIENT? 884 00:37:06,968 --> 00:37:10,305 I'M HAPPY I CHANGED JOBS. 885 00:37:10,339 --> 00:37:15,076 BUT I KNOW I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT SORT OF... 886 00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:16,378 EXCITEMENT. 887 00:37:16,411 --> 00:37:18,112 YOU MISS PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU? 888 00:37:18,146 --> 00:37:20,281 NO. 889 00:37:20,315 --> 00:37:22,884 I MISS...PEOPLE DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES 890 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,286 TO GET THE JOB DONE. 891 00:37:29,057 --> 00:37:31,493 I GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M HAVING TROUBLE GIVING IT UP. 892 00:37:33,995 --> 00:37:36,331 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HELPED THEM MESS WITH YOUR PATIENT. 893 00:37:36,365 --> 00:37:38,367 [sighs] 894 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,301 THEY HAD TO SCREW WITH ME. 895 00:37:40,335 --> 00:37:42,671 I'VE GOTTEN EVERYTHING WRONG. 896 00:37:42,704 --> 00:37:44,506 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 897 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:50,278 YOU'RE NOT... GONNA GET EVERYTHING RIGHT. 898 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,415 BUT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET EVERYTHING WRONG. 899 00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:08,997 [door opens and closes] 900 00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,706 MORNING! 901 00:38:17,739 --> 00:38:19,340 UH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TWO DAYS? 902 00:38:19,374 --> 00:38:20,775 OVERSLEPT. 903 00:38:20,809 --> 00:38:21,776 WE SAVED SPEED RACER. 904 00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:22,777 (Kutner) SHE HAD POLIO. 905 00:38:22,811 --> 00:38:24,345 WE CURED IT WITH VITAMIN C. 906 00:38:24,379 --> 00:38:26,681 YEAH. 907 00:38:26,715 --> 00:38:27,949 I CURED DEPRESSION 908 00:38:27,982 --> 00:38:29,884 WITH TONIC WATER ONCE. 909 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:32,153 ACTUALLY, I THINK THERE WAS SOME GIN IN IT TOO. 910 00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:34,088 150 GRAMS OVER SIX HOURS. 911 00:38:34,122 --> 00:38:35,457 IT WORKED. 912 00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:36,558 NO, IT DIDN'T. 913 00:38:39,761 --> 00:38:41,663 I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T CURE POLIO. 914 00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:43,732 THAT MEANS EITHER SHE'S NOT CURED 915 00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:45,434 OR SHE NEVER HAD IT. 916 00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,268 SINCE SHE'S WALKING OUT OF HERE... 917 00:38:47,301 --> 00:38:49,270 I TESTED HER BLOOD FROM ADMITTANCE. 918 00:38:49,303 --> 00:38:51,406 NO POLIO. 919 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,607 THAT MEANS BRENNAN SCREWED UP THE LAB TESTS. 920 00:38:52,641 --> 00:38:54,275 OR YOU SCREWED UP YOUR LAB TESTS. 921 00:38:54,308 --> 00:38:55,877 YOU MUST HAVE. SHE GOT BETTER. 922 00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:57,712 SO IT'S RELAPSING AND REMITTING. 923 00:38:57,746 --> 00:39:00,214 MAYBE...PORPHYRIA. 924 00:39:00,248 --> 00:39:02,283 NAH, THAT'S A STRETCH. 925 00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:03,317 IF SHE HAD PORPHYRIA, 926 00:39:03,351 --> 00:39:04,786 YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN PURPLE URINE. 927 00:39:04,819 --> 00:39:08,557 YOU THINK IT'S MORE LIKELY HE CURED POLIO? 928 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,659 THEY BELIEVE IT. 929 00:39:10,692 --> 00:39:13,528 HER SYMPTOMS FIT PERFECTLY. 930 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:16,865 AND THE ALTERNATIVE IS UNBELIEVABLY CONVOLUTED. 931 00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:18,933 SOME DOCTOR WOULD HAVE TO POISON HER WITH VALIUM 932 00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,769 SO IT LOOKS LIKE POLIO, THEN FAKE A LAB TEST, 933 00:39:20,802 --> 00:39:22,537 THEN GIVE HER VITAMIN C AND STOP THE POISON 934 00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:25,273 SO SHE MAGICALLY GETS BETTER. 935 00:39:25,306 --> 00:39:29,978 ACTUALLY...IT IS KIND OF DOABLE, RIGHT? 936 00:39:33,648 --> 00:39:35,149 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 937 00:39:35,183 --> 00:39:38,086 SHOULD WE TEST HER FOR THALLIUM BEFORE YOU CONTACT STOCKHOLM? 938 00:39:39,788 --> 00:39:40,989 YOU POISONED HER? 939 00:39:41,022 --> 00:39:43,525 (House) THE REALLY SHOCKING THING 940 00:39:43,558 --> 00:39:46,194 IS THAT FOREMAN WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE HEATSTROKE. 941 00:39:46,227 --> 00:39:48,429 VITAMIN C CURES POLIO. I'VE SEEN IT. 942 00:39:48,463 --> 00:39:50,398 YEAH...IN SOME BUSH CLINIC. 943 00:39:52,033 --> 00:39:53,768 YOU NEEDED POLIO IN A PLACE WITH A PROPER LAB. 944 00:39:53,802 --> 00:39:55,804 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT PLACES WITH PROPER LABS 945 00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:56,938 DON'T HAVE POLIO. 946 00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:00,975 THERE IS NO MONEY 947 00:40:01,009 --> 00:40:02,677 IN FINDING CURES 948 00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:06,715 FOR DISEASES THAT ONLY KILL POOR PEOPLE. 949 00:40:06,748 --> 00:40:09,383 THIS WILL MAKE THEM DO RESEARCH. 950 00:40:11,753 --> 00:40:13,855 AND WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I FAKED A LAB TEST 951 00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:16,024 IF IT SAVES A FEW THOUSAND LIVES? 952 00:40:16,057 --> 00:40:17,859 I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 953 00:40:17,892 --> 00:40:22,063 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU HIRED US FOR? 954 00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:25,166 [sighs] 955 00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:28,970 WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT GONNA FIRE YOU. 956 00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:31,606 YOU'RE GONNA QUIT. 957 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,341 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE. 958 00:40:40,782 --> 00:40:42,951 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HIM GO? 959 00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:45,386 ABSOLUTELY. 960 00:40:45,419 --> 00:40:47,255 I'M GONNA LET HIM GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE 961 00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:49,123 BEFORE YOU CALL THE COPS. 962 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,492 GUY'S A NUT JOB. 963 00:40:51,526 --> 00:40:54,495 WHO THE HELL DID I LEAVE IN CHARGE? 964 00:40:54,529 --> 00:40:55,830 FOREMAN. 965 00:40:55,864 --> 00:40:57,699 THERE WAS A REASON FOR THAT. 966 00:40:57,732 --> 00:41:00,935 NEXT TIME, LISTEN TO HIM. 967 00:41:10,745 --> 00:41:12,213 (Cuddy) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 968 00:41:12,246 --> 00:41:13,582 AND DON'T SAY THE CIA. 969 00:41:13,615 --> 00:41:15,684 OKAY. 970 00:41:15,717 --> 00:41:17,285 BY THE WAY, ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES-- 971 00:41:17,318 --> 00:41:19,520 EITHER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET SOMEONE FROM THE CIA 972 00:41:19,554 --> 00:41:20,722 TO CALL AND CONFIRM YOUR STORY, 973 00:41:20,755 --> 00:41:22,290 OR YOU'RE DOING EIGHT CLINIC HOURS 974 00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:24,959 AND WILSON IS DOING 16. 975 00:41:29,731 --> 00:41:32,567 I WAS IN THE HAMPTONS. 976 00:41:32,601 --> 00:41:34,769 I WAS HELPING SOME RICH HEDGE FUND JERK 977 00:41:34,803 --> 00:41:36,805 TREAT HIS SON'S SNIFFLES. 978 00:41:36,838 --> 00:41:38,807 FASCINATING AS THAT SOUNDS. 979 00:41:42,577 --> 00:41:43,778 FOR YOUR HONESTY, 980 00:41:43,812 --> 00:41:46,615 I WILL FORGIVE YOUR HOURS. 981 00:41:46,648 --> 00:41:50,585 THANK YOU. 982 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,888 (Cuddy) NO! 983 00:41:53,922 --> 00:41:57,592 THE ONLY THING LESS LIKELY THAN YOUR HELPING THE CIA 984 00:41:57,626 --> 00:42:00,128 IS YOUR HELPING SOME RICH GUY ON LONG ISLAND. 985 00:42:00,161 --> 00:42:02,797 YOU'RE DOING YOUR HOURS AND WILSON'S. 986 00:42:02,831 --> 00:42:04,465 I KNOW HOW TO KILL A MAN WITH MY THUMB. 987 00:42:04,498 --> 00:42:06,200 WHO DOESN'T? 988 00:42:06,234 --> 00:42:09,938 (Lizz Wright) * IF YOU WANT SOME LOVIN', BABY * 989 00:42:09,971 --> 00:42:14,242 * THAT I'LL GIVE TO YOU 990 00:42:14,275 --> 00:42:15,576 * IF YOU WANT SOME HUGGIN', BABY... * 991 00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:17,411 HI. 992 00:42:17,445 --> 00:42:18,713 HI. 993 00:42:25,954 --> 00:42:28,723 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER. 994 00:42:28,757 --> 00:42:32,927 YEAH? 995 00:42:32,961 --> 00:42:37,331 WELL, I, UH, I LIVE A COUPLE MILES FROM HERE. 996 00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:41,302 THAT'S NOT THE OFFER I MEANT. 997 00:42:41,335 --> 00:42:43,237 I GAVE NOTICE TODAY. 998 00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:44,706 YOU SAID YOU WERE HAPPY 999 00:42:44,739 --> 00:42:46,574 AT THE COMPANY. 1000 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,176 I LIED. 1001 00:42:48,209 --> 00:42:49,911 DOUBT YOU'LL HOLD IT AGAINST ME. 1002 00:42:49,944 --> 00:42:54,883 * WHOA-HO, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF * 1003 00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:57,118 * I IDOLIZE YOU, BABY 1004 00:42:57,151 --> 00:42:58,720 I'LL SEE YOU AT 9:00 ON MONDAY. 1005 00:42:58,753 --> 00:43:03,892 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1006 00:43:03,925 --> 00:43:05,526 * OH-HO, MERCY 1007 00:43:05,559 --> 00:43:08,429 * 1008 00:43:50,104 --> 00:43:50,939 [music box tune] 1009 00:43:50,972 --> 00:43:51,973 [crunching sound] 1010 00:43:52,707 --> 00:43:54,709 THAT'S SOME BAD HAT, HARRY. 70105

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