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Uncle Phil! Man! How are you doing?
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l am not your uncle Philip.
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My fault, man.
l must have got the wrong crib.
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l didn't know there were so many brothers
living in this neighborhood.
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We're doing all right, huh?
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You have the right house.
l am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler.
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Okay, well, l.... Cheerio and all that rot.
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Bring the horses round, would you?
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lf you will follow me...
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l will show you to your room,
Master William.
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Hey, man, it's cool if you just call me Will.
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Master William...
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tradition dictates
that a clean, unbreakable line...
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be drawn between
a family and their butler.
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Therefore, it is necessary
for the operation of a household...
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that you address me as Geoffrey...
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and l, in turn, address you
by your proper title: Master William.
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Who are you, Robo-butler, man?
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Come with me, Master William.
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Yo, G. Let me rap to you for a second.
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All this Master William stuff,
l'm not down with that, man.
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Make it sound like
we're back on the plantation, like:
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''Massa William ! Massa William ! ''
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Let's come up with something better
that you could call me.
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What would you prefer?
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Check this: ''His Royal Freshness.''
That's dope.
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Master William, walk this way.
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No.
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-Willie!
-Hey, Aunt Viv!
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-Sweetie, hi.
-How you doing?
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My goodness, let me look at you.
Turn around.
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The last time we saw you,
you were this funny little boy.
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Now look at you.
My goodness, you are a man.
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That was the plan.
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lt is amazing.
You certainly have grown, Will.
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Well, we all have.
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Did you enjoy the trip?
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The plane ride was stupid.
All the way first-class--
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Excuse me?
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-l'm saying the plane was dope--
-Excuse me?
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No. Stupid, dope....
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No, that doesn't mean what you....
How would he say....
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The flight was really neat.
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Geoffrey, would you take Will to his room,
and help him get settled in?
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-Yes, Madam.
-Nice seeing you.
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-Master William.
-You got to love this guy, right?
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-Did you see the way he was dressed?
-What's wrong?
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-You hear that language?
-We used slang when we were kids.
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Do you remember our first date?
You took one look at me and said:
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''That is a bad dress.''
You could've just said it was a good dress.
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l could have, if l liked it.
Actually, it was a bad dress.
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That's stupid.
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Now, take it
for whatever meaning you want.
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Now he's got you doing it.
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Philip, cut him some slack, please.
He's my nephew.
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And l would just appreciate it
if you would try to understand him.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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-Hi, sweetie pie.
-Hi, Ashley.
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Yo, this place is huge, man.
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Next time l go to my room,
l'm gonna take some bread crumbs.
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-Will, this is Ashley.
-Hi. My little Scottish cousin.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance.
l'm your humble servant.
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-He's cute.
-l know he is.
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-l'm gonna take a swim before dinner.
-Good luck. The pool heater's broken.
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-Don't you just hate it when that happens?
-Yes, that is my pet peeve.
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-You got your own pool here?
-And a tennis court, too.
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Yo, this is better than Love Boat.
This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.
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Hold on just a minute, son.
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We promised your mother that you're here
to work hard, straighten out...
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and learn some good old-fashioned
American values.
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Dad, l need $300.
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Hilary, your cousin Will is here.
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Hi. Dad, l need $300.
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That's a lot of money, Hilary. What for?
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l need a new hat.
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-For what?
-Probably her head.
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Okay, l'm going on the Save the Ozone
celebrity bus next Saturday.
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lt's gonna be Bruce Willis and Demi,
Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez...
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or Charlie Sheen, l can't remember which.
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We're taking the bus all over town
to protest air pollution...
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and then we're gonna motor to the beach
and have a big bonfire.
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What?
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l'm not an expert or anything,
but don't you think...
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driving a big old bus around town
and then having a bonfire...
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is sort of adding
to the problem of pollution?
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Look, if this weren't a good idea...
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l really don't think
Ally Sheedy would be involved.
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Hey, look who's here. Benson.
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-This is for you.
-But l didn't get you anything.
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Your uncle has invited several
of the partners from his law firm to dinner.
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At the time of the invitation,
he did not realize...
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you'd be descending upon him today.
And regrettably, it was too late to cancel.
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Yo, are we having a party?
We're gonna get stupid, right?
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For some of us,
that will require very little effort indeed.
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-Miss Ashley.
-That will be all, Geoffrey.
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That's all you had to say to get rid of him?
l've been racking my brain.
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-This is for you.
-Thank you, Ashley.
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This is nice. You're very talented.
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Well, l'm glad l'm good at something.
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l tried out for the school chorus today,
but l didn't get in.
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How come?
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Well, when l auditioned for Mrs. Berkley...
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l couldn't rememberall the words.
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The part l remembered was fantastic.
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-l'm sure it was. l bet you're def.
-That's what she said.
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Not deaf. D-E-F. That's just slang.
Means terrific, good.
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Thank you.
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You should try rapping.
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When you're rapping,
you mess up the words...
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and make up some new ones
right there on the spot.
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Let's try this. l'll sing one line,
you make up a line to rhyme it.
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-Okay.
-All right. Let's see.
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''You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus''
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-l'm thinking, all right?
-That's all right. We got all day.
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-Okay, l've got it.
-Here we go.
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''You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus''
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''l'd like to hit her in the head
with Roget's Thesaurus''
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''Don't need no choir
when you're a rapper''
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''Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down
and zap her''
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''Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing''
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''Get a load of me and my rapping cousin''
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Ashley, why don't you go downstairs
and get ready for dinner.
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-Okay, Daddy. Bye, Will.
-Check you later, Ash.
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Look who's here, Will.
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Who is he?
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lt's your cousin, Carlton.
Don't you remember?
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When you two were little,
people thought you were twins.
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You looked exactly alike.
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l guess some things never change.
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-How's it going there, Will?
-lt's going all right.
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-Malcolm X.
-He's sort of my hero.
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Well, he was a great man.
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l don't know
if l'd call him my hero exactly.
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-Really? Who are your heroes?
-Well, my dad.
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And Bryant Gumbel. He's darn good.
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Oh, my, yes!
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l see they brought your tuxedo.
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Tell me something, Will.
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Have you ever attended
a formal dinner before?
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Other than that thing
at Buckingham Palace, no.
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The important thing to remember
is to relax, enjoy yourself...
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and when in doubt,
do whatever Carlton's doing.
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-You got it, man.
-Okay, l'll see you at dinner.
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-That's a really neat tux, isn't it, Will?
-Yes. lt's definitely the cat's meow.
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Wait till we come downstairs
in those tuxes.
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People may not think we're twins,
but l bet they'll think we're brothers.
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l don't think you have to worry about
anybody mistaking you for a brother.
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Touche.
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This is going to be great.
Your first formal dinner.
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And tomorrow,
l'll introduce you to the gang.
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Maybe we'll play a set of tennis or two.
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Yes, this is going to be wild.
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-Where is he?
-He's upstairs changing.
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Not Will. President Reagan.
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-You didn't?
-What do you mean, l didn't?
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-You invited him again.
-Why not? He's our neighbor.
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He's turned down the last 16 invitations.
When are you gonna take a hint?
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-Maybe l should call his house.
-Don't. l don't want him here.
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-Why not?
-Because he'll bring her.
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Anyway, Bruce, Demi and l all feel
that the ozone layer must be protected.
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l mean, every square foot
of rain forest that's cut down...
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brings us just one step closer
to global warming.
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We have to learn to protect the earth.
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Not just for ourselves
and not just for our children...
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but for the future of all mankind.
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l had no idea
it was such a serious problem.
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l really commend you for getting involved
in such a good cause.
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Thanks. lt's my passion.
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-Where can l send a donation?
-l don't know.
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Oh, my God!
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Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.
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lf this is how he feels comfortable....
He's not killing anybody.
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Aren't you going to introduce Will?
lntroduce him.
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Well, Steve, David, Henry.
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This is Will, my nephew by marriage.
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Will, these are my partners
in the law firm of Furth, Winn and Meyer.
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Earth, Wind & Fire!
When's your next album coming out?
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Will is going to go
to Bel-Air Academy with Carlton.
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Good for you, Will.
l used to fence at Bel-Air.
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Really? How much do you think
we could get for that stereo?
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These hors d'oeuvres look tempting.
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Don't mind if l do.
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-How could you do that?
-lt's all in the tongue. l'll show you later.
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There are other people at this table.
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You're right.
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Any requests?
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-Sweetie, would you say grace, please?
-Yes, Mommy.
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''Hey, there, Lord
My name is Ashley Banks
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''My family and friends
Want to give you some thanks
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''So before this dinner's
All swallowed and chewed
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''Thank you, God, for this stupid food''
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Hey, Geoffrey, home butler.
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l'm glad to see you, man.
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lt is a special thrill for me as well.
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I'll be down here for a while.
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Why don't you hop on in the kitchen
and get me some cocoa?
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While it is my natural inclination
to accede to your every demand...
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l officially go off duty at 9:00 p.m.
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If you care to look at your watch,
you'll note...
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that the long hand is on 12,
and the short hand is on 9.
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lt is 9:00, Master William.
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And do you know what that means?
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Masterpiece Theatre is on.
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Sir, do you require anything further of me?
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No, Geoffrey.
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Then l shall retire.
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Man, he took that hard.
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l want to talk to you.
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-About what?
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From the minute you came,
you've been a one-man wrecking crew...
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trying to tear down what's taken
a lot of hard work to build up...
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skewering everything
with flippant shenanigans!
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Man, l was with you up till ''skewering.''
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You know what l'm talking about.
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You deliberately tried
to embarrass me tonight and l don't get it.
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We went through trouble to bring you here.
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This is our thanks?
l ain't asked to come.
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Everyone's shipping me off,
dressing me up...
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changing me into something
l don't want to be.
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Nobody wants to change you.
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You told me yourself
l got to straighten out.
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''When in doubt, act as Carlton acts.''
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l'm a joker. l play around. l have fun.
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Being a joker's gotten you into trouble.
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You may think it's cool
to be on the streets
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but when you're my age, it's a waste.
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l can't think that far ahead.
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That's your problem.
You can't take anything seriously.
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l don't have the problem.
You have the problem.
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l remind you of where you came from.
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Somewhere between Princeton or the office, you got soft.
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You forgot who you are
and where you came from.
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You think you're so wise.
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Look at me when l'm talking to you.
235
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Let me tell you something, son.
l grew up on the streets just like you.
236
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,851
l encountered bigotry
you could not imagine.
237
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,989
Now, you have a nice poster
of Malcolm X on your wall.
238
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l heard the brother speak.
239
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l read every word he wrote.
240
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Believe me, l know where l come from.
241
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-You actually heard Malcolm speak, man?
-That's right.
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So before you criticize somebody,
you find out what he's all about.
243
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l'll take care of you in the morning.
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l can't tell my side?
245
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No, you can't.
l know what you're all about.
246
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Believe me, the very thought of it
makes me very tired.
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Good night.
248
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my fly girl, Ashley Banks.
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-Would you teach me how to dance?
-Yeah.
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Not in here.
Even l lose my rhythm in this room.
251
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Okay.
252
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,530
-Could you do me a favor?
-Sure.
253
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l seem to be missing a Walkman.
254
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:35,002
So if it shows up anywhere, like,
l don't know, on your head, maybe...
255
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,371
maybe you could get that to me.
256
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,836
-Sorry. Dad won't let me get one.
257
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:45,407
He wants to hear everything I'm listening to to make sure it's not bad.
258
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:49,944
-What record does he think's good?
-He really likes the Care Bears.
259
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,086
Ash, from time to time,
your father's going to say or do things...
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that may seem irrational
or hard to understand.
261
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It's not because he's mean or a bad guy or that he doesn't care about you.
262
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lt's that he's from Mars, Ashley.
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-l got to get washed up.
-Me, too.
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-l'm really glad you're living here.
-Thanks, Ash.
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You're like the big brother l never had.
266
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What are you talking about? You got....
267
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You're right. l see your point.
268
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,652
How many bathrooms
you got in this place?
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Four and a half.
270
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,386
A half bath? How does that work?
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00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,420
lt doesn't have everything
a full bathroom has.
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00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:36,194
Show me a full bathroom.
l don't want to take no chances.
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Next bathroom.
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00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,288
Can't a person gargle in peace?
275
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Hilary, will you be in there long, or is this just like a pit stop?
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Stop hounding me.
l'm trying to take off my makeup.
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Now go away.
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00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,363
Okay, good night, Hilary.
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l knew it!
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