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[children chattering]
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Now I'm gonna kill you!
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Uh, I need a refill.
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You've already had three.
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So what?
They're free.
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I got a birthday.
Get it yourself.
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No wonder he doesn't
get any tips.
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All right...
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who's ready to sing
the Ralphy's Rumpus
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birthday rump shake?
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[cheers and applause]
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(on PA)
* Let's sing, let's ride
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* Let's bling, let's slide
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* It's time for Ralphy
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* We'll dance, eat cake
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* And do the rump shake
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* It's time for Ralphy
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Are you okay, man?
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[distorted, echoing]
* So hip-hooray
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* 'Cause Ralphy wants to play
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You okay?
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* Stand up and cheer,
for Ralphy's here *
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* Let's spin, let's turn
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* Let's wing, let's learn
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* It's time for Ralphy-- *
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[groaning]
Okay, all right.
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Let's get you in the back.
Come on.
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It's gonna be okay, kids.
Sorry!
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[groaning]
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Got a heartbeat.
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Jack? Jack?
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I need you
to step back.
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He's my brother.
Jack!
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Wake up!
Call your parents,
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tell them to go to Princeton-
Plainsboro Hospital.
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Our parents died.
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He's all we've got.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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I was not parked illegally.
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I-I live here.
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Love note
from Detective Tritter.
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(Foreman)
Heart attack.
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His cath was clean
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and echo showed
no structural abnormalities.
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Fatigue, night sweats,
weight loss
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preceded
the heart attack.
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18-year-old kid,
suddenly an orphan
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and a single father of two.
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Party of Five!
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Powerful stuff.
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The O.C. of its day.
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Stress explains everything
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except the itchy feet.
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Athlete's foot covers that.
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Waiters work 12 hours a day
in old sneakers.
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Hmm, good idea.
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Ignore the symptoms.
Makes our job easy.
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I'm not ignoring
a symptom.
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I'm explaining
a symptom.
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(Foreman)
Kid's been hanging over
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a toilet, despite
antiemetic therapy.
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Persistent vomiting
could indicate
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increased intercranial pressure,
tumor--
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Sure.
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Heart problems.
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It's gotta be the brain.
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Thank God there's a neurologist
in the room.
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Right.
It's the feet.
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If only I were a podiatrist.
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Probably caught
an intestinal virus
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from one of those feral kids
running around.
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Repeated vomiting causes
an electrolyte imbalance,
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which leads
to an arrhythmia,
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which leads
to the heart attack.
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And itchy feet.
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Nope.
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That's it?
Nope?
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I've said
too much already.
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This isn't a game, House.
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No, it's not.
But it could be.
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What are you writing?
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Nothing.
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If you know the diagnosis,
why don't--
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How are you gonna
learn to swim
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unless I take off
your floaties
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and throw you into
shark-infested waters?
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You can't
know what's wrong
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after a 30-second perusal
of his file.
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Apparently you can't.
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Now, what's a game
without rules?
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No, tag-backs, no biting.
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You get one test each.
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And the clock
runs until lunch.
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If I'm right,
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he'll still be alive.
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If I'm wrong,
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this is a very cruel game.
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You're late.
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I charge for the time
you were supposed to be here.
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Tritter towed my car.
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He's frozen my assets.
He's on a crusade.
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You're a person of interest
in a narcotics investigation.
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You're linked to their suspect
and his activities.
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I'm not Pablo Escobar's
evil henchman
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cruising into Miami
in a cigarette boat.
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I'm a physician who prescribed
Vicodin to a pain patient.
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This police report
you faxed me says
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they found 600 pills
in his apartment.
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You prescribed those?
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He's in chronic pain.
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This is obviously
an abuse of power.
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Is that a yes or no?
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Patients build up
a tolerance over the years.
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Perfect motive for him
to forge those scrips.
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I still don't have an answer.
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What, are we, like,
role playing?
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Yeah.
And you suck at it.
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Which is really
unfortunate,
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because you're
pretending to be you.
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I gotta get to court.
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Michael told me you could
help me get my car back.
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Yeah, divorce lawyers
usually know
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the ins and outs
of drug enforcement.
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You want your car back,
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you're gonna have to give
the cops what they want.
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Thanks.
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Usually people feel helpless
in these situations.
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Dr. House is probably
going to jail.
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You keep on lying for him,
you'll go right along with him.
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House was on this page
when he got that annoying
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"I'm such a genius" look.
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What's there?
Patient history.
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He's 18.
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Probably drinks,
smokes, does drugs.
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How close am I?
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Quit drugs
when his parents died.
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Quit smoking.
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House didn't mock
my viral idea.
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He just said
it was wrong.
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Which means he didn't
want to give reasons.
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Which means
I must have been close.
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I'm thinking bacterial.
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[bell dings]
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I'm doing a blood culture.
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I am doing an MRI.
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It there was a tumor,
intercranial pressure
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could cause his brain
to herniate before lunch.
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Same thing with
your stress test.
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Which is why
I'm ditching it.
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What are you doing
instead?
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Not telling.
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Seriously--
you playing his game?
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We're all playing his game.
Might as well enjoy it.
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Anybody else sick at work?
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(Will)
I had a stomach ache
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before him.
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This isn't your fault, Will.
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Keep working.
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My brother's in the hospital.
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Mrs. Collier won't care
if I finish my homework.
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Your brother cares
if you finish your homework.
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Can I be your imaginary
friend?
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He's a doctor.
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How are the feet?
Still itch?
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Um...is that important?
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I don't know.
Is it?
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What kinds of drugs
you into?
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You don't have to talk
about that right now.
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No, it's okay.
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I don't keep secrets
from them.
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They know I did drugs
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before our parents died.
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Clever.
Admit the past.
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Deny the present.
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I'm clean.
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I'm raising two kids.
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It'd be pretty irresponsible,
wouldn't it?
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But confiding in an
eight-year-old is okay?
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If I'm open with them,
then they'll be open with me.
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Yeah.
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Turning the other cheek's
a good strategy in boxing.
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Kids don't lie because
they got trust issues.
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They lie because they
got something to hide.
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Look at him,
sitting there doing nothing,
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and he's still lying.
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We don't lie to Jack.
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Spelling test you failed
and forgot to--
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No.
Math test?
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No.
Fight with the kid
sitting next to you?
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He doesn't sit next to me.
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The other one's probably
having sex.
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I am not!
Yet.
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When you start,
you're gonna lie about it.
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[machinery humming]
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Colder.
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I'm not playing.
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Keep very still for me,
Jack.
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This won't take long.
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How much dope
did you smoke?
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Does he have to be here?
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No.
Ignore him.
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It's not his lungs.
I never said it was.
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What about the cigarettes?
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How did you quit?
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Gum, patch, hypnosis?
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He went from two packs
to nothing, cold turkey.
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Or we could just
make small talk.
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You still seeing
that nurse in Pedes?
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I just don't think
she's right for you.
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You need someone...
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detached, calculating,
ambitious.
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You need yourself
in a skirt.
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Jack, he asked you
a question.
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I didn't really quit.
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I just sort of
lost taste for it.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Sounds like one of those
symptom thingies.
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He's still puking,
and he had a heart attack
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and itchy feet.
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It's not his lungs.
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I never said it was.
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[beep]
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Brr!
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Ice cold.
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[faint beeping]
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I'm injecting Ergonovine
to see if your heart attack
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was caused by a spasm
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in the vessels
surrounding your heart.
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Let me know if anything
feels...
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unusual.
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If the problem's
around my heart,
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why did that other doctor
look at my brain?
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Yeah, why did that other doctor
look at his brain?
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We're just
trying to eliminate
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as many possibilities
as we can.
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So because you think
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the spasm caused
his heart attack,
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you're gonna
induce another spasm.
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Did you consent to this?
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(Cameron)
Everything's under control.
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Tests are gonna identify
which arteries are affected
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so we can repair them.
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Your meds don't seem
to be doing anything.
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So either you're wrong,
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or his system hasn't
been pushed enough
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to set anything off.
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You wanna get back home,
right?
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I mean, you're probably
already falling behind
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with the housework,
the bills.
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How many sick days
do you think you'll get
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before they replace you?
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[beeping]
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Heart rate's up,
but nothing else.
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They can't fire me
if I'm sick.
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Right, you're
irreplaceable.
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Who else would they find
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qualified
to dance with a rodent?
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How can you even
support your family?
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What happens when those kids
grow out of their clothes,
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when they get sick?
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Still no spasm.
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They'll take those kids
away from you, Jack.
264
00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,765
Maybe I should bring them
in here right now
265
00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,767
so that you can
kiss them good-bye.
266
00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,202
[breathing hard]
267
00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:53,804
Can't you see
his heart is fine?!
268
00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:55,138
Stop torturing him!
269
00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:57,107
What kind of doctor
are you?
270
00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,709
[breathing hard]
271
00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:01,144
(Cuddy)
Wonderful, thank you so much.
272
00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:02,779
Okay, bye.
273
00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:04,280
You're just getting here?
274
00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,716
Buses suck.
275
00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:06,683
Where's your car?
276
00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,051
It's a hostage.
277
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,120
Tritter wants me to testify
against House.
278
00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,454
You're not going to.
279
00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,289
Is that a question
or an order?
280
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:16,426
Any sort of conviction will
cost House his license.
281
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,527
Which will cost
this hospital.
282
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,329
Relax, I'm not gonna mess
with your precious resource.
283
00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:21,464
I told my lawyer
to tell Tritter to go to hell.
284
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:24,467
Marco!
285
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,803
Why are all my prescriptions
getting bounced back?
286
00:10:26,837 --> 00:10:28,805
Sorry, Dr. Wilson.
I was trying to call you.
287
00:10:28,839 --> 00:10:29,840
Where's your phone?
288
00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:30,841
In my car.
289
00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:31,674
My patients,
on the other hand,
290
00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:33,376
are here and needed
their medications.
291
00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:34,778
I'm sorry, I can't.
292
00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:37,347
Your DEA number's
been suspended.
293
00:10:40,784 --> 00:10:42,218
(House)
Why so sad?
294
00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:45,221
There's still a chance
that Chase got it right.
295
00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:48,759
Oh! That was suspenseful
for about two seconds.
296
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,193
Blood culture
297
00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:52,495
was negative for bacteria.
298
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,464
Positive for Hepatitis A?
299
00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:58,735
Hmm, I wonder who could have
ordered that extra test.
300
00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:00,804
Must be somebody who knew
what persistent vomiting,
301
00:11:00,837 --> 00:11:02,238
sudden distaste for nicotine
and itchy feet
302
00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:03,473
have in common.
303
00:11:03,506 --> 00:11:04,741
Hep A doesn't
explain the heart attack.
304
00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:05,708
No, but as Chase
305
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:08,011
so deftly pointed out earlier,
puking does.
306
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:10,413
And Hep A
explains the puking.
307
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:14,117
If this had been real life
instead of just a game...
308
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:20,023
The DEA just revoked
my prescription privileges.
309
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:22,058
Who's gonna
prescribe my Vicodin?
310
00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:23,459
Yes, well,
that's why I'm here.
311
00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:24,761
This is a disaster for you.
312
00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:25,929
Relax.
313
00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:27,297
Tritter's just
getting desperate.
314
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,765
He's got no real evidence.
315
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,500
He's trying to squeeze you
into ratting.
316
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,535
I'm not gonna let him
squeeze my patients.
317
00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,070
They'll be fine.
318
00:11:34,104 --> 00:11:38,041
Most of your cancer medicine
sucks anyway.
319
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:40,043
I'm gonna use your team
to do my prescribing
320
00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,411
till this
is straightened out.
321
00:11:41,444 --> 00:11:43,046
[clears throat]
322
00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,782
Suddenly this doesn't seem
nearly as dramatic.
323
00:11:45,816 --> 00:11:47,517
Go pump IVIG into the kid.
324
00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,219
Cure him and get him
out of here.
325
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,856
Hep A?
326
00:11:52,889 --> 00:11:54,190
No.
327
00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:55,525
"Chase,
328
00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:56,927
"blood test for bacteria.
329
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,128
"Foreman, MRI.
330
00:11:58,161 --> 00:11:59,262
"Too stubborn
to check the lungs.
331
00:11:59,295 --> 00:12:00,964
Cameron, nice try.
No spasm."
332
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,403
(Jack)
"But the princess sat and sat
333
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,505
and sat."
334
00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:12,976
Pretending not to listen,
335
00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:15,478
pretending to write
in her journal
336
00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:17,480
with the flowers on it.
337
00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:21,151
Pretending she didn't like
stories about eight-year-olds
338
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,252
who save the world.
339
00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,420
I'm 11.
340
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:25,922
Which is why you can
no longer save the world.
341
00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:26,957
I'm eight.
342
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,191
[laughs]
Yeah.
343
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,492
We're all completely
dependent on you.
344
00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,127
Mornin'!
Mornin'.
345
00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:33,163
Good news.
346
00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:34,831
We can take you off
the IVIG.
347
00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:36,332
The Hep A
has cleared your system.
348
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:37,467
You'll be good to go
by tomorrow.
349
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,534
Yeah!
350
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:41,037
How do you think
I got it?
351
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:42,605
It could have been
contaminated food.
352
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,875
It could have been from
cleaning bathrooms at work.
353
00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:47,010
Or it could have been...
354
00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:49,846
Don't worry.
They've heard it all.
355
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,948
Anilingus is a common way.
356
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,850
You should just
tell the people
357
00:12:53,884 --> 00:12:55,585
that you've dated they should
get themselves checked.
358
00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,487
Ohh.
359
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,589
Don't worry, I've been too busy
chasing after these guys
360
00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:00,490
to go spelunking.
361
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:01,624
You're gross.
362
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:02,625
[chuckles]
363
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,994
I think.
364
00:13:04,027 --> 00:13:05,862
Does your arm hurt?
365
00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,463
Arm's fine, bro.
366
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,932
Then why is it bleeding?
367
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,400
It's not, it's...
368
00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:15,038
Raise your arm
above your head.
369
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,041
Your ear.
370
00:13:18,074 --> 00:13:20,076
And your nose.
371
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:31,454
(Foreman)
High PT and PTT
on Jack's blood panel
372
00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:33,389
confirm a coagulopathy.
373
00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,927
So...we cure the Hep A...
374
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,594
and something else pops up.
375
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,063
Interesting.
376
00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:44,134
What infections cause DIC?
377
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,468
You okay?
378
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:49,439
I hurt my shoulder playing
Fantasy Football.
379
00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:51,107
Shall we discuss
what causes DIC,
380
00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:53,910
or shall we just send the kid
back to his miserable life?
381
00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,311
He's not miserable.
382
00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:56,980
Right. He's thrilled
that his parents are dead
383
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:58,348
and his life is over.
384
00:13:58,381 --> 00:14:00,150
The restaurant's probably
teeming with E. coli,
385
00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:01,384
Eikenella, and strep.
386
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,518
Kids don't wash their hands
387
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:05,055
between the potty
and the party, and--
388
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:05,956
Or it's a food-borne toxin.
389
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:06,789
Jack eats
at that cesspool every day.
390
00:14:06,822 --> 00:14:09,125
Jack's the only one
who got sick.
391
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,527
Kid's got tattoos,
piercings, and probably
392
00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,363
some nasty little girl
loaned him the Hep A.
393
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,298
Could have also given him
syphilis or gonorrhea.
394
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:17,500
I need one of you.
Take Cameron.
395
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,569
Your idea was dumb, anyway.
396
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,938
Chase, I need you
to head back to that cesspool
397
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:23,573
and get me the kid's puke.
398
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:26,209
Foreman, do an LP,
and have Cameron run down
399
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:27,510
that potty/party theory.
400
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:30,213
Why don't I
just test him?
401
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:33,216
Let's not discuss this
in front of the help.
402
00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:41,057
The amount of vomiting
that kid did,
403
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,026
wouldn't be enough toxins
left in this system
404
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,094
to show up in his blood.
405
00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:45,962
Since he vomited
into the toilet here
406
00:14:45,996 --> 00:14:47,063
instead of on somebody,
407
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,632
that restaurant is our only
source of essential vomit.
408
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:52,068
And you couldn't say that
in front of Foreman?
409
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:55,371
No, I couldn't say this
in front of Foreman.
410
00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:57,173
I need a refill.
411
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:59,142
Detective Tritter knows about
the scrips I wrote before.
412
00:14:59,175 --> 00:15:00,310
Exactly.
413
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:01,677
If you stop now,
it'll look suspicious.
414
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,015
Does anyone fall
for that argument?
415
00:15:05,048 --> 00:15:06,016
Write the scrip.
416
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,218
No.
417
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:11,121
One prescription
isn't gonna make you--
418
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:13,089
We both know
it's not gonna be just one.
419
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,325
I'd rather lose my job
than lose my license.
420
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,700
Daniel Silvers,
421
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,337
prostate cancer,
needs filgrastim,
422
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,072
two-week supply.
423
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,341
Andrea Donavan,
breast cancer,
424
00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:34,310
just needs her refill
of her megestrol.
425
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,212
You're not writing.
426
00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:37,780
You want me to write?
427
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,082
Well, you could
phone them in.
428
00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:40,250
But eventually, yeah,
429
00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:42,285
probably somebody's gonna want
something written down.
430
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:45,155
I haven't met these people.
431
00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:46,456
I have.
432
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:48,158
I've diagnosed them
and everything.
433
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:49,092
I know.
434
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:52,028
I know, I'm not saying
I don't trust you.
435
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:54,064
Just my diagnosis.
436
00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:55,631
These are gonna be
my prescriptions, I--
437
00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:57,133
They're my patients!
My prescriptions.
438
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:57,967
My name!
439
00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:02,438
That Tritter will read
on the scrip.
440
00:16:02,472 --> 00:16:04,340
He wants
to make you miserable.
441
00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:06,409
You don't think
he's gonna ask questions?
442
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:09,412
[sighs]
443
00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:11,081
Is there anything Jack does
that no one else does?
444
00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:13,049
Any special duties?
445
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,784
No, we got lots
of bussers.
446
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:17,053
What kind of cleaning
products do you use?
447
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:19,222
Well, we got a bunch
of kids running around
448
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:20,390
sticking everything
in their mouths.
449
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:24,394
So we can't use
anything toxic.
450
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:27,163
That's it.
Monday's trash.
451
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,835
[flies buzzing]
452
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,771
So there's no one who can
maybe...help get the bags out?
453
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:38,408
Sorry, short-handed.
454
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:39,675
I can tip.
455
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,344
I'm pretty sure Jack's puke
456
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,146
is in the blue trash bag
with the wrapped gifts.
457
00:16:43,179 --> 00:16:46,216
But if you find spaghetti,
that's the wrong vomit.
458
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,356
[liquid trickling]
459
00:16:54,857 --> 00:16:57,593
How much longer do I have
to stay on this medication?
460
00:16:57,627 --> 00:17:00,330
I mean, I'm nauseous
all the time.
461
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,232
Maybe I should go back
on the tamoxifen.
462
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:05,435
You're doing so much better
on the anastrozole, Beth.
463
00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:06,836
I'm reluctant
to make a change.
464
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:09,339
I can't play
with my daughter.
465
00:17:09,372 --> 00:17:10,806
Or pick her up
from school.
466
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,742
I can barely get up
and tuck her in at night.
467
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:15,145
There's got to be
something else.
468
00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:16,446
Who is she?
469
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:19,182
Well, as you know,
this is a teaching hospital.
470
00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:20,650
She's a student?
471
00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:22,585
No, I'm a doctor.
472
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,320
I'm assisting
Dr. Wilson today.
473
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,621
Why, do you think he got
my diagnosis wrong?
474
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:26,822
No, I'm sure--
475
00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:27,890
No, no.
476
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,492
She's just consulting
477
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:31,227
regarding my prescriptions.
478
00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:33,129
You think he got
my meds wrong?
479
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:34,130
No, it's just--
480
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,332
No.
Then why is she here?
481
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:43,639
What are you doing now?
482
00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:47,343
I'm gonna get a sample
of your brother's spinal fluid.
483
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:48,411
Where's Will?
484
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,112
School.
485
00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,583
Is that gonna hurt?
486
00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:56,452
It's gonna help us figure out
what's making him sick.
487
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,188
Shouldn't you
be in class too?
488
00:17:58,221 --> 00:17:59,455
Teacher work day.
489
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:00,656
For you, but not Will?
490
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,326
Yeah, it didn't
make sense to me either.
491
00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,297
Can I help?
492
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:11,267
Well, I guess it's quicker
than calling a nurse.
493
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,635
And a truant officer.
494
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:14,804
Here, grab his shins.
495
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,640
Push his knees up
towards his chest.
496
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,644
Now hold him there tight.
497
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,214
This all nurses do?
498
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:25,215
[chuckles]
499
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:27,717
My boss doesn't trust 'em
to do anything else.
500
00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:35,157
Is he gonna die?
501
00:18:38,228 --> 00:18:38,928
No.
502
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:41,231
No one's gonna die.
503
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:42,898
In the whole world, ever?
That's so great.
504
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,735
Well, I meant--
505
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:46,569
I know what you meant.
506
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,673
But I also know bad things
do happen.
507
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,711
My dad always had a few drinks
when they went out.
508
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:58,614
Always said
he'd be okay to drive.
509
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:01,351
Until he wasn't.
510
00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:06,922
I would just like
some warning this time.
511
00:19:10,993 --> 00:19:12,695
We're nowhere near
anything like that
512
00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:13,763
happening right now.
513
00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:16,266
Okay?
514
00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,737
Let's scoot him
back over.
515
00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:25,007
Aah!
516
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,243
What was that?!
[groaning]
517
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:28,944
What'd you do?
518
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:31,747
You broke his rib?
I barely touched him.
519
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:33,883
Which means--ow!
520
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:34,917
Found it.
521
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,552
Fix it.
522
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,020
Osteomyelitis.
523
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,022
Means the infection's
spread to his bones.
524
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:40,790
Which means it's either
525
00:19:40,823 --> 00:19:42,858
bacterial or viral,
and that--
526
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,026
Ow!
527
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,397
I hired you
to take away the pain.
528
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:48,464
Is there some confusion?
529
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:49,999
You ever thought about
using your cane
530
00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:51,434
on the proper side?
531
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:53,002
Yeah, that's the issue.
532
00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:54,337
Friday night,
my cane suddenly noticed
533
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,671
it was on the wrong side.
534
00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:58,741
Can you score me
some Vicodin?
535
00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:00,310
No.
536
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:01,511
I did a needle aspiration
to confirm which--
537
00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:02,512
How long till the cultures--
538
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:04,914
Gaaah!
539
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:06,849
Why do you only do that
when I'm talking?
540
00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:09,018
You gotta
rest your shoulder.
541
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:11,854
And we're gonna get you
on some different equipment.
542
00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:25,368
Nice cane.
543
00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:27,437
If I know what you mean?
544
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:29,905
Chase, you can stop
doing that.
545
00:20:29,939 --> 00:20:31,574
I'm almost finished.
546
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,443
He's got osteomyelitis.
547
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:35,578
Means you're wrong about
food-borne toxins.
548
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,780
And...
549
00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:40,015
you can stop too.
550
00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:40,950
Syphilis.
551
00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,985
You sure?
552
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,820
Read the printout.
553
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:49,592
He's also positive
for Eikenella.
554
00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:56,532
One of you two screwed up.
555
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,734
No.
Not a chance.
556
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,606
Or this kid is a lot sicker
than we thought.
557
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,341
Finish that test.
558
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,943
It should be impossible
to get two right answers
559
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,011
to one question.
560
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,414
Is it okay to have three?
561
00:21:11,447 --> 00:21:13,082
Apparently.
562
00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:15,818
He's positive
for botulism too.
563
00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:17,753
(House)
So...
564
00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:21,991
we knock down one infection
and three more pop up.
565
00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,026
I think this game is rigged.
566
00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:37,707
Jack?
567
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:38,741
Somebody help!
568
00:21:38,774 --> 00:21:39,875
(Foreman)
We've managed to clear
569
00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:41,411
all three infections
out of his system.
570
00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:43,012
But now he's having seizures
every few hours.
571
00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:44,914
He's gotta be
immuno-compromised.
572
00:21:44,947 --> 00:21:46,582
No, white count was normal,
573
00:21:46,616 --> 00:21:47,950
and he was negative
for HIV.
574
00:21:47,983 --> 00:21:49,419
Well, if he's not
immuno-compromised,
575
00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:50,886
why is he acting like
he's immuno-compromised?
576
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,422
What do the seizures tell us?
577
00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:54,390
Nothing, there were no
structural abnormalities
578
00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:56,526
on the CT,
non-focal neuro-exam,
579
00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,394
no electrolyte imbalance,
nothing.
580
00:21:58,428 --> 00:21:59,595
What do unexplained
581
00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:01,431
seizures and really sick
18-year-olds
582
00:22:01,464 --> 00:22:02,465
have in common?
583
00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:03,833
You thinking trauma?
584
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,901
I'm thinking drugs.
585
00:22:05,935 --> 00:22:08,070
He's an admitted user.
586
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:10,740
Drugs trashed
his immune system.
587
00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:12,041
Tox screen was clean.
588
00:22:12,074 --> 00:22:13,409
Clean tox screen means
there's no drugs
589
00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,411
in his blood or urine.
590
00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:17,513
There could
still be drugs trapped
591
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,682
in his fat cells
from the good ol' days.
592
00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:20,783
If they're in his fat,
593
00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:21,817
why would they be
affecting him now?
594
00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:23,653
A keen observer
would notice
595
00:22:23,686 --> 00:22:25,455
that he's had some
digestive issues lately.
596
00:22:25,488 --> 00:22:28,591
His weight loss could have
burned off fat cells
597
00:22:28,624 --> 00:22:30,593
and released the drugs
back into his system.
598
00:22:30,626 --> 00:22:31,627
(Foreman)
There's no way to know.
599
00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:33,996
It's impossible
to test fat cells for drugs.
600
00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:37,833
It's not impossible
to make him lose more weight.
601
00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:39,168
You want us to starve him
602
00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:41,170
so we can drive him
into another seizure,
603
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:42,505
and maybe a heart attack,
604
00:22:42,538 --> 00:22:43,906
just so we can run
another tox screen?
605
00:22:43,939 --> 00:22:45,908
That'd be cruel.
606
00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:47,810
Just sweat it out of him.
607
00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:52,748
I haven't touched a thing
since the night my parents died.
608
00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:55,551
Drugs stay in your system
609
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:56,652
a long time.
610
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,559
[shuddering]
611
00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:05,094
I was high...
612
00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:07,663
the night the cops came
to tell us what happened.
613
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:13,102
You know the first thing I did
when they told me?
614
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,740
I laughed.
615
00:23:19,975 --> 00:23:23,479
I'm not the person I was
when they died.
616
00:23:23,513 --> 00:23:25,748
I wish
they could see that.
617
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,216
Well, I'm sure
they're watching,
618
00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,684
and I'm sure
they're proud.
619
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,188
That's what Will's guidance
counselor keeps telling him.
620
00:23:33,222 --> 00:23:35,791
What do you tell him?
621
00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:39,795
I tell him it's crap.
622
00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:41,797
Our parents live on
in our memories,
623
00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:43,699
but they don't live on.
624
00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:53,776
(Foreman)
Jack?
625
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:54,777
(Cameron)
Hold him still!
626
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:55,778
Don't break his arm.
627
00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:56,879
We'll fix it.
628
00:23:56,912 --> 00:23:58,047
We need to get a sample.
629
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,985
House.
630
00:24:03,018 --> 00:24:05,054
Bad news.
631
00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:06,689
Look at you.
632
00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,090
Couldn't have
sent Cameron down here
633
00:24:08,123 --> 00:24:09,725
to this
air-conditioned hallway
634
00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:10,660
to deliver the bad news?
635
00:24:10,693 --> 00:24:12,928
Jack seized again,
but his blood was clean.
636
00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:14,129
Completely drug-free.
637
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,098
So he just happened
to have a seizure
638
00:24:16,131 --> 00:24:18,568
at the exact time
that we stuck him in a sauna?
639
00:24:18,601 --> 00:24:19,902
It's not a coincidence.
640
00:24:19,935 --> 00:24:21,837
He's still seizing
every few hours,
641
00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:23,305
whether we stick him
in a sauna or not.
642
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,641
Oh, my God!
643
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:26,942
Why are you using that?
644
00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:29,945
I've had it for years.
645
00:24:29,979 --> 00:24:31,881
No, that's--
646
00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:33,082
that's gonna make
your shoulder hurt.
647
00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:34,817
You need one of these.
648
00:24:36,752 --> 00:24:38,688
He's a...doctor.
649
00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:39,822
Is he still
infection-free?
650
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,990
I'm sure not for long.
651
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,292
My point being that something
other than those infections
652
00:24:43,325 --> 00:24:44,794
caused these seizures.
653
00:24:44,827 --> 00:24:45,795
That means there's
something in his head.
654
00:24:45,828 --> 00:24:46,629
Scan him.
We scanned him.
655
00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:49,064
Well, that was then.
This is not then.
656
00:24:49,098 --> 00:24:50,966
Kid keeps changing.
Scan him again.
657
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,234
Where is Cameron?
658
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:55,204
I'm not writing you
a scrip for Vicodin.
659
00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:57,172
I've only got
two pills left.
660
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,875
Cut 'em in half.
Then you'll have four.
661
00:24:59,909 --> 00:25:02,778
You're prescribing for Wilson.
Wilson prescribes for me.
662
00:25:02,812 --> 00:25:03,879
Write up a scrip.
663
00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:05,247
You know
you have a problem.
664
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,782
Yeah, it's got a badge
and everything.
665
00:25:06,816 --> 00:25:08,283
You're taking too much--
666
00:25:08,317 --> 00:25:10,019
Fine!
You're right.
667
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,253
What's the correct amount?
668
00:25:11,286 --> 00:25:12,888
Write up a scrip
for the correct amount.
669
00:25:14,657 --> 00:25:16,191
No answer?
670
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:18,961
That's 'cause we're having
the wrong debate.
671
00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:20,329
This has got nothing to do
with my problem
672
00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:21,964
and everything to do
with you avoiding a problem.
673
00:25:21,997 --> 00:25:23,666
You're afraid that if you
write me a prescription,
674
00:25:23,699 --> 00:25:25,668
you're gonna wind up
like Wilson.
675
00:25:25,701 --> 00:25:26,902
Of course I am.
676
00:25:28,971 --> 00:25:32,942
Tritter wants to win
by giving pain.
677
00:25:32,975 --> 00:25:35,344
Do you really want
to be a part of that?
678
00:25:35,377 --> 00:25:37,112
As a doctor,
how do you do that?
679
00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,087
[pills rattle]
Here.
680
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,222
This'll tide you over.
681
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,958
If it can take the edge
off my PMS,
682
00:25:48,991 --> 00:25:51,193
it should do wonders for you.
683
00:25:56,198 --> 00:25:57,967
Why are you looking
at my head again?
684
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,937
Seizures usually indicate
something neurological.
685
00:26:01,971 --> 00:26:03,639
I'm not gonna get better.
686
00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:05,808
Am I?
687
00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:08,410
We'll know more
after the test.
688
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:12,682
I've gotta find out who can
take care of Will and Kama.
689
00:26:12,715 --> 00:26:14,349
Let's not get ahead
of ourselves, okay?
690
00:26:15,985 --> 00:26:17,953
You'll be home, yelling at them
and kicking their butts
691
00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:19,922
before you know it.
692
00:26:21,757 --> 00:26:25,260
[machinery humming]
693
00:26:28,197 --> 00:26:29,098
[sighs]
694
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,400
This kid might be facing
a terminal disease,
695
00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,135
and he's more worried about
his brother and sister.
696
00:26:33,168 --> 00:26:34,670
(Chase)
Brain stem's clean.
697
00:26:34,704 --> 00:26:36,939
Nothing in the midbrain.
698
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,908
What's that?
699
00:26:38,941 --> 00:26:40,676
The frontal lobe,
upper-right quadrant.
700
00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:42,678
I don't see anything.
701
00:26:42,712 --> 00:26:43,846
There.
702
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,449
It's tiny, but...
I think it's a tumor.
703
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,952
That size should
be excisable.
704
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,353
Why didn't we
see it earlier?
705
00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:53,689
Oh, God.
706
00:26:53,723 --> 00:26:55,858
Axial view,
there's another one.
707
00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:57,927
Bring up the next slice.
708
00:27:01,063 --> 00:27:03,065
They're everywhere.
709
00:27:07,236 --> 00:27:08,938
Jack's brain
is riddled with tumors.
710
00:27:08,971 --> 00:27:10,840
You know
what he's doing?
711
00:27:10,873 --> 00:27:12,107
Moaning?
712
00:27:12,141 --> 00:27:13,909
Setting up play dates.
713
00:27:13,943 --> 00:27:15,310
Wow, what a guy!
Theories?
714
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:16,411
(Cameron)
The obvious one.
715
00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,147
Brain cancer destroyed
his immune system.
716
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,915
Left him wide open
for these infections.
717
00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:22,117
House...you're pathetic.
718
00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:24,219
You'll analyze
anyone's faults,
719
00:27:24,253 --> 00:27:25,855
hypocrisies, weaknesses.
720
00:27:25,888 --> 00:27:27,289
But this kid's
got some strength,
721
00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:28,858
and all of a sudden
there's no time
722
00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:30,325
to talk about anything
but the medicine.
723
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,962
He's teaching prepubescent kids
that truth matters,
724
00:27:32,995 --> 00:27:34,864
God doesn't,
and life sucks.
725
00:27:34,897 --> 00:27:37,032
I like him.
Treatment?
726
00:27:37,066 --> 00:27:39,068
We need to start him
on radiation.
727
00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,870
And destroy whatever's left
of his immune system.
728
00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:42,371
(Foreman)
And safe his life!
729
00:27:42,404 --> 00:27:45,040
I know the notion of self-
sacrifice is foreign to you.
730
00:27:45,074 --> 00:27:46,876
You wanna think that he's
sacrificing himself
731
00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:48,310
because if one person
can do it,
732
00:27:48,343 --> 00:27:50,312
then maybe the world
isn't the cold,
733
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:53,382
selfish place
you know that it is.
734
00:27:53,415 --> 00:27:55,484
Radiation could kill him.
Alternatives?
735
00:27:55,517 --> 00:27:57,286
There aren't any.
We saw the tumors.
736
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,455
We could choose to say
they aren't tumors.
737
00:28:00,489 --> 00:28:02,057
They're just pus.
738
00:28:02,091 --> 00:28:03,826
Which would explain why
they weren't there yesterday.
739
00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:05,027
It can't be an infection.
740
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,129
He got IVIG,
broad spectrum antibiotics--
741
00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:08,030
Exactly.
742
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,065
It creates a perfect world
for fungus.
743
00:28:10,099 --> 00:28:11,967
Moves in, gets married,
744
00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,102
has little fungi.
745
00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,770
If you're wrong
about the fungus,
746
00:28:14,804 --> 00:28:16,371
you're wasting what little time
he has left.
747
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:19,942
Not a big sacrifice.
His life sucks.
748
00:28:19,975 --> 00:28:21,877
So let's be right.
749
00:28:21,911 --> 00:28:23,813
Go stick a needle
in the kid's head.
750
00:28:23,846 --> 00:28:25,180
If you suck out a liquid,
then I'm right,
751
00:28:25,214 --> 00:28:26,515
and we haven't
answered anything.
752
00:28:26,548 --> 00:28:28,083
If you suck out a solid,
you're right,
753
00:28:28,117 --> 00:28:29,751
and no more worrying
about play dates.
754
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:39,294
Okay, fine.
I'll father your child.
755
00:28:39,328 --> 00:28:41,897
First, you gotta write me
a Vicodin prescription.
756
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:43,098
Just so I can get
through the foreplay.
757
00:28:43,132 --> 00:28:44,299
How many days
you have left?
758
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,302
Ah, I could probably get through
maybe...next minute or so.
759
00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:49,238
And your coming to me
760
00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:51,040
means your lackeys actually
761
00:28:51,073 --> 00:28:52,374
stood up to you--
I'm impressed.
762
00:28:52,407 --> 00:28:54,343
Yes, their cowardice
is inspiring.
763
00:28:54,376 --> 00:28:55,811
Well, you should
be thanking them.
764
00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:58,313
If they caved,
it'd give the cops evidence
765
00:28:58,347 --> 00:29:00,983
that you intimidated underlings
to feed your addiction.
766
00:29:01,016 --> 00:29:03,285
[sighs]
I hate writing
thank-you notes.
767
00:29:03,318 --> 00:29:06,355
Would it be weird if
I asked Cameron to write them?
768
00:29:06,388 --> 00:29:07,389
You're hooking me up?
769
00:29:07,422 --> 00:29:09,358
Unfortunately,
if I cut you off,
770
00:29:09,391 --> 00:29:10,826
it'd give the cops evidence
771
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,094
that you don't really
need the pain meds.
772
00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:14,830
I knew that cleavage
was a smoke screen.
773
00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:16,565
You're a genius.
774
00:29:16,598 --> 00:29:18,567
You can't lift your arm.
775
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,535
You can't pee standing up.
Gimme.
776
00:29:20,569 --> 00:29:23,906
You been doing physio?
Maybe you pulled--
777
00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:25,440
Yeah, been training
for Pants Off Dance Off.
778
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:26,909
Gimme the scrip.
779
00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:29,111
Your shoulder problem
isn't physical.
780
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:30,946
Well, we'll find out
if you ever give me the--
781
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,181
What's new?
782
00:29:32,214 --> 00:29:33,082
What's different?
783
00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:34,616
Any big changes
in your life recently?
784
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,186
A fight with the wife,
maybe?
785
00:29:37,219 --> 00:29:38,420
It's good.
786
00:29:38,453 --> 00:29:41,023
Means your shoulder's
a human being.
787
00:29:41,056 --> 00:29:42,892
It's a start.
788
00:29:42,925 --> 00:29:45,427
I'm right, right?
789
00:29:46,962 --> 00:29:49,031
Yeah.
Just not about me.
790
00:29:59,975 --> 00:30:01,210
I was right, right?
791
00:30:01,243 --> 00:30:02,978
They were abscesses from
a fungal infection.
792
00:30:03,012 --> 00:30:04,113
Aspergillus.
793
00:30:04,146 --> 00:30:05,647
But we still have
no idea why.
794
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,918
Our kid's immune system
has a factory defect.
795
00:30:08,951 --> 00:30:10,019
It's genetic.
796
00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:10,886
It can't be genetic.
797
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,254
He would have been
getting infections
798
00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,422
since he was an infant.
799
00:30:13,455 --> 00:30:14,656
Not if he grew up
in a bubble.
800
00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:17,159
Or if he grew up on Mars.
801
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:18,160
No germs there, either.
802
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:19,594
I don't mean
a literal bubble.
803
00:30:19,628 --> 00:30:21,931
A sweet, suburban bubble
where mommies and daddies
804
00:30:21,964 --> 00:30:23,198
protect their children.
805
00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:25,100
They die, bubble bursts.
806
00:30:25,134 --> 00:30:28,070
Continuing emotional trauma
triggers a genetic illness.
807
00:30:28,103 --> 00:30:29,604
Question is, which one?
808
00:30:29,638 --> 00:30:31,073
The infections
he's contracted
809
00:30:31,106 --> 00:30:33,108
narrow down
the possibilities.
810
00:30:33,142 --> 00:30:36,178
Hep A indicates a problem
with his B cells.
811
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,013
Bruton's Agammaglobulinemia?
812
00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:39,114
Eikenella.
813
00:30:39,148 --> 00:30:40,482
So a complement deficiency.
814
00:30:42,117 --> 00:30:44,086
I have a patient.
I need--
815
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:45,587
Now now!
816
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,156
I'll go.
You'll stay.
817
00:30:47,189 --> 00:30:48,557
Patient's dying.
818
00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:49,558
So is mine.
819
00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:52,161
Not in the next hour.
820
00:30:52,194 --> 00:30:53,996
What does the syphilis
tell us?
821
00:30:56,198 --> 00:30:57,166
What does it tell us?
822
00:30:57,199 --> 00:31:01,203
It could mean
Chronic Granulomatous Disease.
823
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,938
(Chase)
And the aspergillus
is a t-cell issue.
824
00:31:02,972 --> 00:31:05,474
Common Variable
Immunodeficiency.
825
00:31:07,176 --> 00:31:08,543
Genetic testing's
gonna take time.
826
00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:10,412
Given the rate he's
picking up infections--
827
00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:12,047
Why don't we turn it
into a race?
828
00:31:12,081 --> 00:31:13,282
Little late to be
playing games with us.
829
00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:15,450
Not you guys.
The infections.
830
00:31:15,484 --> 00:31:17,019
What infections?
831
00:31:18,387 --> 00:31:21,123
The infections
we're gonna give him.
832
00:31:21,156 --> 00:31:24,659
The only way to cure me
is to make me sicker?
833
00:31:24,693 --> 00:31:27,096
Each of the four possible
genetic conditions
834
00:31:27,129 --> 00:31:30,632
is most susceptible to different
types of infection.
835
00:31:30,665 --> 00:31:32,234
What's that?
836
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:35,104
This is a cocktail
837
00:31:35,137 --> 00:31:37,072
of serratia, meningococcus,
838
00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:38,640
cepacia, and rhinovirus.
839
00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:41,376
Whichever germ
gains the most ground
840
00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:42,677
plants the flag
of its leader,
841
00:31:42,711 --> 00:31:43,812
gives us our answer.
842
00:31:43,845 --> 00:31:47,116
How are you gonna know which one
gains the most ground?
843
00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:49,451
Well, now,
that's the fun part.
844
00:31:49,484 --> 00:31:51,720
See, if the meningococcus
is king of the hill,
845
00:31:51,753 --> 00:31:53,488
you get to have
another seizure.
846
00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:55,524
The serratia will
shut down your lungs.
847
00:31:55,557 --> 00:31:57,392
If it's cepacia,
you'll have a heart attack.
848
00:31:57,426 --> 00:32:00,529
If it's the rhinovirus,
you'll sneeze.
849
00:32:02,264 --> 00:32:03,465
Can't all be dramatic.
850
00:32:03,498 --> 00:32:05,167
We good?
851
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,235
Hell, no.
852
00:32:06,268 --> 00:32:08,570
Well, the alternative
is we guess.
853
00:32:08,603 --> 00:32:10,205
And there's a three
out of four chance
854
00:32:10,239 --> 00:32:11,673
that your little
brother and sister
855
00:32:11,706 --> 00:32:14,409
will get to cry
over another coffin.
856
00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:17,112
Did you study fractions
in school?
857
00:32:17,146 --> 00:32:19,081
We good?
858
00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:24,186
[sighs]
859
00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:30,592
[coughs]
860
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,562
Oh...this test
861
00:32:33,595 --> 00:32:35,230
isn't exactly FDA approved.
862
00:32:35,264 --> 00:32:38,267
So let's just keep it
our little secret, okay?
863
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,527
[coughing]
864
00:33:15,337 --> 00:33:17,339
[coughing]
865
00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:22,311
[gasps]
866
00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:40,729
Ahem.
867
00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,664
Little Orphan Annie
and Oliver Twist
868
00:33:42,697 --> 00:33:44,666
slept in our hallways
last night.
869
00:33:44,699 --> 00:33:46,201
Are they singing?
870
00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:49,204
They're children.
They need a guardian.
871
00:33:49,238 --> 00:33:50,372
Couldn't find a babysitter.
872
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,607
On account of not being able
to make any phone calls
873
00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:54,209
on account of not
being able to breathe,
874
00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:56,711
on account of his lungs
filling up with serratia.
875
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,214
He has Chronic
Granulomatous Disease.
876
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,383
Game over.
Our work is done.
877
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,152
Then he's gonna
keep getting sick.
878
00:34:03,185 --> 00:34:04,686
You gotta call
Social Services.
879
00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:06,655
Bone marrow transplant
would reboot
880
00:34:06,688 --> 00:34:08,157
his whole immune system.
881
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:09,158
He'll be
healthy enough to win
882
00:34:09,191 --> 00:34:10,392
Miserable Daddy
of the Year.
883
00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:12,294
So see if one of his kids
is a match.
884
00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:14,596
My kids are already
testing his kids.
885
00:34:16,731 --> 00:34:18,200
(Foreman)
Will's a match.
886
00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:19,768
You tested him?
887
00:34:19,801 --> 00:34:22,437
I never consented--
It's just a blood draw.
888
00:34:22,471 --> 00:34:23,305
There's no danger.
889
00:34:23,338 --> 00:34:24,706
To the testing.
What about the surgery?
890
00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:27,309
The risk for Will?
It's next to nothing.
891
00:34:31,513 --> 00:34:32,847
What if I don't do it?
892
00:34:32,881 --> 00:34:33,848
What are
my other options?
893
00:34:33,882 --> 00:34:35,917
[sighs]
894
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:38,253
Your immune system
can't fight off
895
00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:40,755
the germs we all come into
contact with every day.
896
00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:44,226
Now that we know, we can
use more targeted medications.
897
00:34:44,259 --> 00:34:48,563
But...you'll still
get sick all the time.
898
00:34:48,597 --> 00:34:50,799
You'll be in and out
of hospitals--
899
00:34:50,832 --> 00:34:52,234
But I'll live.
900
00:34:57,639 --> 00:34:58,673
Jack...
901
00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:04,279
Your lifespan will be
substantially shortened.
902
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,381
And you'll be too sick
903
00:35:06,415 --> 00:35:08,550
to care for your brother
and sister anymore.
904
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,352
You shouldn't have
pressured him into--
905
00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:12,421
There's no pressure.
He's eight years old!
906
00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:15,590
You tell him his brother's
dying unless he helps,
907
00:35:15,624 --> 00:35:16,758
what do you think
he's gonna do?
908
00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:17,759
He wants to help you.
909
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:19,528
He has no idea.
910
00:35:19,561 --> 00:35:21,230
It's like you asked him
911
00:35:21,263 --> 00:35:23,498
to let me play
with one of his toys.
912
00:35:23,532 --> 00:35:25,367
This is surgery.
913
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,501
He could die.
914
00:35:26,535 --> 00:35:27,869
He'll be fine.
915
00:35:27,902 --> 00:35:30,439
But you...
916
00:35:30,472 --> 00:35:32,441
You're gonna have a hard time
protecting him like this
917
00:35:32,474 --> 00:35:33,808
if you're dead.
918
00:35:37,779 --> 00:35:38,847
I'll do it.
919
00:35:40,649 --> 00:35:41,950
When Will's 18,
920
00:35:41,983 --> 00:35:43,452
and can decide for himself.
921
00:35:51,293 --> 00:35:52,561
Noble.
922
00:35:52,594 --> 00:35:53,962
Moronic.
923
00:35:55,664 --> 00:35:56,998
It's a synonym.
924
00:35:57,031 --> 00:36:00,469
Why can't you accept
he wants to protect his brother?
925
00:36:00,502 --> 00:36:02,904
Has to protect his brother.
He doesn't want to.
926
00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:05,607
He wants to run screaming
from protecting his brother.
927
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,009
You're a hypocrite.
928
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,311
[scoffs]
929
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:14,283
Evidence is everything.
930
00:36:14,316 --> 00:36:16,885
Truth is all that matters.
931
00:36:16,918 --> 00:36:19,521
Except when it comes
to people.
932
00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:21,756
Everything we've learned
about this kid
933
00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:22,891
says you're wrong.
934
00:36:22,924 --> 00:36:25,560
But you can't accept that.
935
00:36:25,594 --> 00:36:28,663
It's easy to reject
the diagnosis.
936
00:36:28,697 --> 00:36:31,032
Not so easy to reject
your misanthropy.
937
00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:35,304
Because then you'd have to give
people a fighting chance.
938
00:36:35,337 --> 00:36:38,307
And that...
scares the crap out of you.
939
00:36:40,409 --> 00:36:41,710
Okay.
940
00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,847
Let's get some evidence.
941
00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:53,054
It's your lucky day.
942
00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:55,890
I just found another donor
in the registry.
943
00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:57,559
A perfect match.
944
00:36:57,592 --> 00:37:00,395
We can do the transplant,
no danger to the rugrat.
945
00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,597
You just have to sign here.
946
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,368
Unless there's another reason
you don't want it.
947
00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:09,070
There's a chance I'd die.
948
00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:10,905
A chance you'll be cured.
949
00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:13,742
Maybe you don't want that,
either.
950
00:37:15,043 --> 00:37:16,611
Maybe hanging out
in a hospital
951
00:37:16,645 --> 00:37:18,380
and getting waited on
hand and foot
952
00:37:18,413 --> 00:37:19,714
reminds you of what life
used to be like
953
00:37:19,748 --> 00:37:21,716
before you were forced
to play Mr. Mom.
954
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,952
I don't like being sick.
955
00:37:23,985 --> 00:37:25,620
But you don't want
to be healthy either.
956
00:37:27,389 --> 00:37:28,757
This is your way out.
957
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:30,091
Guilt-free.
958
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:33,862
I said I'd do it
when Will's 18.
959
00:37:33,895 --> 00:37:35,096
When he's able
to take care to himself.
960
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:37,632
Without you.
961
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:40,034
Jack...
962
00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:41,503
your brother and sister
need you.
963
00:37:41,536 --> 00:37:43,838
I know! I know
every second of every day
964
00:37:43,872 --> 00:37:44,939
that they need me.
965
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,975
But I'm too young
to be their dad!
966
00:37:55,617 --> 00:37:57,452
Good for you.
967
00:38:03,592 --> 00:38:05,827
Don't pretend
you're surprised.
968
00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:22,744
Wanna go throw stuff
at people off the balcony?
969
00:38:25,547 --> 00:38:28,049
Come on.
Mail can wait.
970
00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:30,051
I'm referring my patients
to other oncologists.
971
00:38:30,084 --> 00:38:32,053
I'm shutting down
my practice.
972
00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:33,455
Oh, good!
973
00:38:33,488 --> 00:38:34,923
'Cause I was afraid
you might overreact.
974
00:38:34,956 --> 00:38:36,625
I can't just
ask my patients to wait
975
00:38:36,658 --> 00:38:37,926
because Dr. Cameron's boss
976
00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:39,160
won't let her
come out and play!
977
00:38:39,193 --> 00:38:41,095
I kept you waiting
for maybe an hour.
978
00:38:41,129 --> 00:38:43,064
Three hours!
979
00:38:43,097 --> 00:38:44,032
Did anybody die?
980
00:38:44,065 --> 00:38:45,667
Not this time.
981
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,669
Cameron's available now.
982
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:48,870
Use her all you want.
983
00:38:48,903 --> 00:38:50,405
Oh, so now's a better time
984
00:38:50,439 --> 00:38:51,606
for me to have my life
taken away?
985
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,674
It fits into
your schedule better?
986
00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:54,476
Oh, poor you.
987
00:38:54,509 --> 00:38:56,144
You think if you suffer
loudly enough--
988
00:38:56,177 --> 00:38:57,679
You committed a crime!
989
00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:58,980
What do you want me to do,
turn myself in?
990
00:38:59,013 --> 00:39:01,082
Yes! Yes!
Do something!
991
00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:02,584
Go in!
Show some remorse!
992
00:39:02,617 --> 00:39:03,952
Tell Tritter
you'll get some help!
993
00:39:03,985 --> 00:39:05,587
I don't need help!
994
00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,522
[scoffs]
995
00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:08,623
House, get out of here.
996
00:39:10,024 --> 00:39:11,392
Get out of here.
997
00:39:12,994 --> 00:39:14,896
You are not gonna make me
feel guilty
998
00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:16,965
about what Tritter
is doing...to us.
999
00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:18,500
[bitter laugh]
1000
00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:20,068
You already feel guilty.
1001
00:39:20,101 --> 00:39:22,871
Your mysterious shoulder pain
1002
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:23,972
isn't coming from your cane.
1003
00:39:24,005 --> 00:39:27,041
It's coming from
your conscience.
1004
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:29,444
That used to be enough.
1005
00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:31,045
Despite all
your smart-ass remarks,
1006
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,113
I knew you gave a damn.
1007
00:39:32,146 --> 00:39:33,181
This time...
1008
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,051
You were either gonna
help me through this,
1009
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,987
or you weren't.
1010
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,655
I got my answer.
1011
00:39:56,037 --> 00:39:57,706
(Will)
Who's gonna
drive me to school?
1012
00:39:57,739 --> 00:40:00,542
Help me with my homework?
1013
00:40:00,575 --> 00:40:04,813
There'll be a mom
where they take you.
1014
00:40:04,846 --> 00:40:06,247
A real mom.
1015
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,783
Someone who can cook.
1016
00:40:12,821 --> 00:40:13,888
Don't worry.
1017
00:40:13,922 --> 00:40:15,657
I'll still be able
to see you guys.
1018
00:41:00,935 --> 00:41:03,004
You said
you'd make him better.
1019
00:41:04,272 --> 00:41:06,140
I'm sorry.
1020
00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:20,054
Thank you
for not telling them.
1021
00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:23,725
You're a good kid.
1022
00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:26,961
Three months
from now...
1023
00:41:26,995 --> 00:41:30,198
six months from now...
1024
00:41:30,231 --> 00:41:32,000
you'll be visiting them.
1025
00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:34,002
And you won't be able
to say good-bye.
1026
00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:38,006
You're gonna know
you screwed up.
1027
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:40,008
You'll take
his bone marrow.
1028
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:43,712
And you'll
take them back.
1029
00:41:43,745 --> 00:41:46,648
And they'll be a burden
and a pain.
1030
00:41:46,681 --> 00:41:49,350
And your life will...
1031
00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:52,286
never be what
it was supposed to be.
1032
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:57,025
But you'll be
proud of yourself.
1033
00:41:57,058 --> 00:42:01,329
Your parents...
they'll be proud of you.
1034
00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:07,035
I don't think so.
1035
00:42:09,804 --> 00:42:11,706
[sighs]
1036
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:12,974
[chuckles]
1037
00:42:13,007 --> 00:42:14,843
It's what I wanna believe.
1038
00:43:03,191 --> 00:43:06,194
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