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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,449 Man: Danny, Danny? 2 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,082 - (muffled grunt) - (Concrete splashing) 3 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:00,126 Jesus, Danny! 4 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:03,162 - (panting) - Bloody hell. 5 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,935 Danny, get up. Come on, dummy. 6 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:14,030 Get up here, bloody hell. Come on. 7 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,701 Jesus, Danny! Come on. 8 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,609 Get up. Move him, that's it. 9 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:24,048 All the way out. Is your head screwed on, mate? Is it? 10 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,108 'Cause that's the second time this week. 11 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,211 Aw, mate, what was I thinking? 12 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:32,987 I know what you're thinking. You were thinking about your bloody holiday. 13 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:37,359 Yeah, my holiday... 14 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,898 - No. - (Yells, grunts) 15 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,934 Aw, forget it. 16 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:44,367 (music playing) 17 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,561 Ooh! 18 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,359 Two more days, Pete, and I'm on that plane. 19 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:20,002 - I thought you were going camping. - We are. 20 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:24,533 We're flying up to Port Douglas, gonna take the tent, do some camping. 21 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,307 So what? You're gonna take a tent, 22 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,781 sleeping bags, maybe a camp stove... 23 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:34,115 - you're gonna put that on a plane? - What's wrong with that? 24 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:39,118 It's just that normally, when people fly they stay in hotels. 25 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,922 I don't want to stay in a hotel. I wanna go camping. 26 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,163 Hey, Daryl, can they keep a boat in the driveway in Earlwood? 27 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,997 Can you hold on for one tic? Line three, thank you. 28 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,268 Look, it's even got a spa in the laundry. 29 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,573 Trudy, it's him! Sandy Upman, line two. 30 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,671 Sandy Upman?! The sports reporter? 31 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,739 You mean that big spunk on AUS 11? 32 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:07,377 Walked in off the street, last week. Said he wants to buy some real estate. 33 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:10,479 Sandy, thanks for calling back. 34 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:15,085 Yes, I found them, they were under the seat of my car. 35 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:20,028 Sure, Sandy, that would be great. I could show you some more properties. 36 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:22,067 - (chuckling) - Wednesday is fine. 37 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,194 2:00? 38 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:28,036 Listen, Sandy, could we make it more like 1:00 P. M? 39 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:31,167 Great, maybe we can grab some lunch. 40 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,439 - Ooh! - Okay, see you then. 41 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:36,175 (all cheering) 42 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,774 She's going to lunch. 43 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,987 Lunch with Sandy Upman! 44 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,250 - I mean he's practically famous. - He is famous! 45 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:48,852 Next week, I'm gonna... God, next week! 46 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,175 Neighbor: Hi, Trudy! 47 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,730 Trudy: Hello! 48 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,426 Danny? 49 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,561 Hi, babes. 50 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:35,199 Danny, I can't go. 51 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,243 What? 52 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,710 I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I have to work next week. 53 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,804 - You what? - This afternoon 54 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:45,146 bloody Ray announces that he's gonna go to Brisbane for a week. 55 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,277 His sister died and he's gotta go out there. 56 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,321 - There's no way around it. - His sister? 57 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,756 Brisbane? Can't somebody else look after the office? 58 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,760 - It's my job, Danny. - Can't you make up an excuse? 59 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,922 I'm not like that, I've got responsibilities now. 60 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,865 I'm not some little secretary anymore. 61 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,509 (plane roaring) 62 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,912 (blasting) 63 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,916 He's been so quiet all weekend. 64 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,283 I'm afraid to leave him home tomorrow. 65 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,379 Donna, I feel lousy about this. 66 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,482 Come on, at least now you'll be home for the long weekend. 67 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:29,153 Maybe we can have a Barbie. 68 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:32,629 Right, good idea. We'll have it over here. 69 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,065 - Danny loves a good barbie. - Mm-hmm. 70 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,864 Sweetheart? 71 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,872 It's the long weekend next weekend. 72 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,408 You wanna have everybody over for a big Barbie? 73 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,341 You big sook! 74 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:54,386 Right, it's settled. I'll ring Bob and Kaz... 75 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,922 - Brian: Sandy Upman in the press-room. - Thanks very much, Brian. 76 00:05:56,989 --> 00:06:00,117 It appears we've got quite a struggle here at the SCG. 77 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,991 At quarter time, the Kangaroos are leading the Swans 78 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:06,088 - three goals to four, 22... - Hello, Trudy, are you there? 79 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:09,328 This is AFL on AUS 11. I'm Sandy Upman. 80 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,635 Radio announcer: Monday morning traffic is light... 81 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,975 Make way seletah rum dem mad feel! 82 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,413 While me rugged dance hall echoes 83 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:26,213 Fa'apa, boom-boom, fa'apa, boom-boom 84 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:29,982 Midnight reflect sunrays da di da da ooh 85 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,685 Screams from da' old plantation non-stop 86 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,251 Fai fai pea, fai fai pea 87 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,854 Screams from da' old plantation non-stop 88 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,229 Fai fai pea, fai fai pea 89 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,791 Scream from da' old plantation non-stop 90 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,737 Fai fai pea, fai fai pea 91 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,142 Let's take... let's take her back 92 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,584 Or take them back home to the motherland and teach 93 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,179 Let's take... let's take her back 94 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,225 Back, back, back. 95 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,762 (door chimes tinkling) 96 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,093 Man: Please, don't think... I'm not paying for them, all right? 97 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:16,158 My name is Phil Stubbs, not Snubbs, all right? 98 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:19,636 Yeah, you do all your paperwork. I just want the problem fixed. 99 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:22,731 - Phil? - You got... 100 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,073 (chuckles) 101 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,704 Hey, Danny, how is it going, mate? 102 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,749 - Good to see you, mate. - Good to see you too, man. 103 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,877 How is the second-best footballer in the history of Earlwood High? 104 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,921 Second best to who, you old bastard? 105 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:38,582 (grunts, laughs) 106 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,649 Easy, fellow. 107 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,194 - Messing up your suit there, Phil. - No worries, mate. 108 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,355 - So you're still with Trudy? - Yeah. 109 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,422 Great, so you tied the knot then? 110 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,765 Well no, but... we own a house together. 111 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:54,432 - Mate, that's even worse, eh? - Yeah. 112 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,601 Hey, listen, you tell me... what's wrong with this picture? 113 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:03,846 - I thought it was Stubbs. - Exactly. You got that? 114 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,349 You... you own Car City? 115 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,514 Yeah, doing well, mate, doing well. 116 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,388 In fact, we're having a big sale over the long weekend. 117 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,484 We are really doing it up, I tell you... 118 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:18,029 raffles, giveaways for the kids, the works! 119 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,190 Maybe you should have a pancake breakfast. 120 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,633 - A what? - Big pancake brekky. 121 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:27,070 I saw it on TV... all these people out in the car park eating pancakes. 122 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,131 - Yeah. - Excuse me. 123 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,839 - Eating pancakes, huh? - That's right. 124 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:42,080 (laughing) You are a nutter, mate. 125 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,384 You haven't changed a bit. 126 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,726 Oh, what the hell! Here, have a balloon. 127 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,823 - Thanks, Phil. - (Door chimes tinkle) 128 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,734 (blowing hard) 129 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:07,601 (deflating) 130 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,941 (balloon squealing) 131 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,815 Yeah... 132 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,465 Oh, I love polka dots. 133 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,592 So, tomorrow is the big day? 134 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,229 Sandy Upman, beware! 135 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,637 (barks, purrs) 136 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:38,006 She'll just chew you up and spit you out, eh? 137 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,773 - Just like Danny. - You cut it out, you guys. 138 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,178 Trudy: I feel bad enough as it is. 139 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,013 I mean every year we go on holiday and everything's fine. 140 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,212 But give him some time off at home, 141 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,847 and he starts climbing the walls. 142 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,835 Danny: I haven't been up there for a while. 143 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:07,361 (door squeaking) 144 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,110 (thumping) 145 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,318 Danny? 146 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,461 Danny! 147 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:39,026 I though he might be over there with Pete. 148 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,096 No, no sign of him. 149 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,164 This is getting to be too much. 150 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:46,678 I mean, you know how he comes up with all these stupid ideas. 151 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,771 Like the time he made a human slingshot? 152 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,941 - (screaming) - Tell me about it. 153 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:55,044 But now, every night I come home and he is doing something weird. 154 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:58,522 He just doesn't know what to do with himself. 155 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,890 - I know it sounds cruel. - No, go on. 156 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,522 Well, things are really taking off for me. 157 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,226 You know... you want to know what? 158 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,598 (chuckles) Danny... 159 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,366 Well, Danny's a cement man. 160 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,374 He'll never be anything but a cement man. 161 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,910 Oh, I'm not saying he is dull or anything but... 162 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,572 he's one of the little people. 163 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,706 You know what I mean? 164 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,896 Hi, Danny. 165 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,937 - Trudy here? - You just missed her. 166 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,633 - She just stepped out with... - Sandy, do you have a listing 167 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,074 for that house down on the waterfront, you know the old... 168 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:54,306 I thought you had to go away this week. 169 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,678 Right, right, I was supposed to go away, 170 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,717 but... well, it was a bit of an emergency, Danny. 171 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,752 - My brother had... - I thought it was your sister. 172 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,085 No, it was my brother. She's all right now. 173 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,990 It was a bloody awful thing, Danny. It was a very close call. Danny! 174 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,267 (tires screeching) 175 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,807 (honking) 176 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,077 It's the kind of prose... I don't want to use names like Dylan Thomas. 177 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,816 - Sandy Upman... - (Both giggling) 178 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:41,587 - Sandy! Up the mighty Saints - You know it, buddy. 179 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,027 You see his bum crack was showing? 180 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,069 (loud heartbeats) 181 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,636 - (tires screeching) - (Trudy laughing) 182 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,513 (laughing continues) 183 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,676 - (honking) - Hey, what're you waiting for? 184 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,277 Come on! 185 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,663 (Trudy humming) 186 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,578 What are you looking at? 187 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,386 Polka dots. 188 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,024 I went by your office today. 189 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,899 I was gonna surprise you for lunch. 190 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,531 I saw Ray there. 191 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,598 You know what? He's been there all week. 192 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,668 No, he didn't, he just got back, just this morning. 193 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,804 He got back early. He went to his sister's... 194 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,076 I don't think Ray even has a sister. What's going on? 195 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,812 Oh, nothing is going on! 196 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,787 - What's all this business about... - Okay, I lied. 197 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:21,452 But only because I didn't want to go on some stupid camping trip. 198 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,552 - So we could have gone on holiday? - Yeah, sure. 199 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,790 We could have gone and sat in a leaky tent for two weeks. 200 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,856 What kind of a holiday is that, Danny? 201 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,060 I thought you wanted to go camping. 202 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,002 Well... no. 203 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,472 But we've been planning it all year. 204 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,635 I told you to go ahead and go by yourself. 205 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,736 Yeah, well maybe I will. 206 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,411 Fine. What? So now you're gonna go! 207 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:53,117 And what do I tell all our friends we've invited to the Barbie? 208 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,319 What Barbie? 209 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,158 This weekend, the long weekend. 210 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,323 It's your Barbie! 211 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,569 (rock music plays) 212 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,746 I'm standing here 213 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,543 On the ground 214 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,915 The sky above won't fall down... 215 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,284 - Thanks, Clair. - Okay, see you. 216 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,880 Don't change for you 217 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,917 Don't change a thing for me. 218 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,171 Yeah... right. 219 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,467 (door slams) 220 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,513 (cabinet slams) 221 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,135 - (garbage thumps) - (Cat snarls) 222 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,748 (doorbell rings) 223 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,616 - Hi! - Hi. 224 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,853 - Come in. I'll take this. - Hi, how you doing? 225 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,057 (crowd chatter) 226 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,291 - So how was lunch? - Shh. 227 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,633 Hey, hey! 228 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,904 Oy, oy. 229 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,777 - I love that top. - Hey, what's up? 230 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,840 I've got something to show you. 231 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,950 - What?! - Yeah, right... 232 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,082 - Oh, yeah. - (All laughing) 233 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,096 What do they do? 234 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,529 Then after lunch, he said, 235 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,261 "Why don't we go for drive?" And I said, "Okay." 236 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,929 And we ended up in Avalon. 237 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,995 - Avalon? - Uh-huh. 238 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:25,373 And get this... we went for a walk on the beach. 239 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,503 - No way! - Mm-hmm. 240 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,547 You went for a walk on the beach with Sandy Upman? 241 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,606 Yeah. 242 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,810 Come on, Stuey. 243 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,320 Shh. 244 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,950 Well done, Stuey. 245 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,961 - That's it. - You and your bloody ideas, mate. 246 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,156 You don't seriously think you'll get off the ground, do you? 247 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,064 What's the big deal? I just want to see if it works. 248 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,193 - Like this, see? - Oh yeah. 249 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,467 Hey, it's all right by me, just as long as we can watch the footy. 250 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,202 - Okay. - Eh-eh! 251 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,301 - All right, Stuey, not bad. - Wo-ooh! 252 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,211 Anyway, Sandy's got bigger fish to fry. 253 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,273 He wants to move up from Sport to the National News spot. 254 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,414 All right. 255 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:14,152 - Do these kebabs look big enough? - Hey you, slow down... 256 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,695 - Hey, Danny, what are you doing? - Trying to get back to Kansas. 257 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,358 - (all laughing) - Toto. 258 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,897 Danny, uh... the missus. 259 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,271 Planning a little trip? 260 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:41,342 Look, Trudy, it's stupid. I know that. 261 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,719 - He just wants to see if it'll work. - Danny: That's right. 262 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,987 And how do you plan on getting back down? 263 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,360 (all cheering) 264 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,026 - Ah, Let him fly. - Let him go, Trudy. 265 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,126 Come on, Trudy, let him go. 266 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,364 (all cheering) 267 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,407 All: Let him fly. Let him go. 268 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,309 He can go to the moon for all I care. 269 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,711 (loud cheers) 270 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,223 Man ♪1: Come on, you fellows. 271 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,627 (sportscaster announcing) 272 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,962 - Nice? - Yeah. 273 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,697 We're gonna feed you so full. You're never gonna take off the ground. 274 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,636 Well, despite a four goal lead so early on... 275 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:44,705 right back into this game and the Demons now are on four goals 3.27... 276 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,377 - And it's five goals 4.34... - Oh my God. 277 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,148 (chuckles) 278 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,864 Wow! 279 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,372 - Get on there. Come here. - Go on. 280 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,308 (laughing) 281 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,248 Stuey: Let's go. Think we have enough of these, mate? 282 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,611 (grunting) 283 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,656 I swear he's born and bred like this. 284 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,747 Here we go. 285 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,520 Announcer: That might not make the distance. 286 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,791 Goal! 287 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,491 - (gasping) - (Screaming) 288 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,806 (cheering) 289 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,810 - (screaming) - The scissors. 290 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:49,540 Use the sci... 291 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,210 Ooh, Danny! 292 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,723 - He was supposed to have them with him. - Danny! 293 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,662 Danny! 294 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,393 There he is. There is the... there he is! 295 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,035 (chair creaking) 296 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,599 I can't see him. 297 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,305 It works. 298 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,549 Well don't just stand there. 299 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,316 Trudy, get out of the car. 300 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,828 Come on, get out of the car. 301 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,523 (tires screeching) 302 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,408 - Quick, quick, come on. - Hey, Trudy, Trudy! 303 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,811 - Come on. - Trudy, calm down. Trudy! 304 00:21:56,882 --> 00:22:00,045 - Trudy, come here. It's all right. - What are we supposed to do? 305 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,572 - He's on a what?! - Yeah, yeah, I know. 306 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,836 - Give me air traffic control. - There's something up there. 307 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,901 - Yeah, we got it. - What is it? 308 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,378 You're not gonna believe this. Close runway two. 309 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,541 Attention all aircraft: We have an unidentified craft in sector K. 310 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,744 Divert all flight paths in that sector. 311 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:45,619 (grunts, blasts, screams) 312 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,961 (chair creaking) 313 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,332 (sirens wailing) 314 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:53,735 (tires screeching) 315 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,610 (grunts) 316 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:06,710 Bugger. 317 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,732 Hope he packed a raincoat. 318 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,165 (wind gusting) 319 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,494 (thunderclap) 320 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,474 That was close. 321 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:34,034 - He's gone. - We lost him. 322 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,310 (rain falling) 323 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,044 - I don't know exactly what happened. - He just... you know, went up. 324 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,953 - Okay, I'll just... - You guys should just do something. 325 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,321 We put out a statewide APB. 326 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:50,919 But there's not much more we can do. I hope he comes back. 327 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,156 - No, I'll stay and help her clean up. - You sure? 328 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:55,890 - Pull the TV in from the back. - Did the Swans win? 329 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,164 Yeah. 330 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,465 (door knocks) 331 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,069 Hi, what exactly happened here? 332 00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:11,138 Did you have any indications that he wouldn't let go? 333 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,617 (voices overlapping) 334 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:32,030 Yeah-ah! 335 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,367 (howling) 336 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,705 (firework whistling) 337 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,943 (loud blasts) 338 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:57,458 (cheering) 339 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:25,184 What's that? 340 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,225 - What's... - What is that? 341 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,419 It's a UFO. 342 00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:32,463 Oh my God. Come on, let's go. 343 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,557 Come on, let's go! 344 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,830 (sirens wailing) 345 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:49,409 - (balloons popping) - (Screaming) 346 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,109 (grunts) 347 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,421 (cows mooing) 348 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:29,919 - (branch snaps) - (Grunts) 349 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:32,286 (both panting) 350 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,531 (groaning) 351 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:45,835 - (Danny moaning) - Oh God. 352 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:48,031 (both grunting) 353 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,472 (voices overlapping) 354 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:00,509 Better get you to a doctor. 355 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,867 (moans) 356 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,104 Dave, Dave, I saw it. 357 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,737 Bloody brig and bright and it went down right over there. 358 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,747 - Right behind Glenda Lake's place. - Glenda's house? 359 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,544 - All right, guys. - Landed at Glenda's? 360 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:47,031 Thank you. 361 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:49,692 That's okay. 362 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:53,329 - Where am I? - You're in Clarence. 363 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,938 - And where is that? - Northern Rivers. 364 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,206 All the way up there! 365 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:05,272 So I did it. I really did it. 366 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,114 Where did you come from? 367 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,122 - I uh... - (Door slams open) 368 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,158 Get out of the way! Get out of the fucking way. 369 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,284 Get out of the way. Get back... 370 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,386 Don't shoot, don't shoot. We come in peace. 371 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,454 - Glenda, are there more of them? - More of what? 372 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,899 More of... more of... I don't know. More of what, Dave? 373 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:26,095 I don't know. Glenda, just come towards us. 374 00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,139 - Come away from him. - No, he's mine. 375 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,265 - What? A guest? - I mean, he's a guest of mine. 376 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:32,309 Since when do you have a guest? 377 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,505 Is it too hard to believe, Dave, that I have a man in my house? 378 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,571 Who the hell is he then? 379 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:40,049 - I just came down from... - Lismore. 380 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:43,576 He's down from Lismo. He's an old professor of mine from Lismore Uni. 381 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,623 Just here for a visit, Dave. 382 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,681 You never told me about any professor. 383 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:50,250 It's none of your business. And what do you think you're doing 384 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,296 - barging in my house like this? - Well, 385 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:54,490 What was that that came down your backyard, then? 386 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,729 It was one of your stupid fireworks. It set my tree on fire. 387 00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:00,703 If my friend hadn't put it out, it would have burned the whole house down. 388 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,763 All right. 389 00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:05,366 So you know each other then? 390 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,411 Yeah. 391 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,848 Come on, Dave. 392 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,406 Sorry about that, Glenda. Sorry, mate, Professor. 393 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:16,784 Come on now. 394 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:21,189 - Uh, I'm sorry. - No worries. 395 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:27,029 (crowd chatter) 396 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:39,934 - Welcome to Clarence, Professor. - Onlooker ♪1: He's from Lismore. 397 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,775 He's kind of cute if you ask me. 398 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:45,748 (chatter continues) 399 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,445 Onlooker ♪2: This is the busiest this house has been in a while. 400 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,651 Mm-mm. 401 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,899 (music playing) 402 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:19,080 Reporter: We need these photos now. 403 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,277 Where did he go? What made him do it? 404 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:24,253 These questions are on the lips of everyone in this Sydney suburb. 405 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,790 No, I'm sorry, she's not taking calls right now. 406 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:30,123 We're keeping the line free. Goodbye. 407 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,720 - That's my house on TV. - It was a joke gone out of hand. 408 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,265 They're talking about my Danny. 409 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,427 - Let us in. - (Crowd chatter) 410 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,528 - (door knocks) - Kaz? 411 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,869 - It's me, Pete, open up. - (Shutters clicking) 412 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,371 - But I'm a friend of the family. - What are you doing? 413 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:48,470 No, I'm a friend of Trudy's. 414 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,446 - Trudy, Trudy! - What are you doing here? 415 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,642 I just wanna help. I only want to help. 416 00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:56,175 - Do you two know each other? - Trudy? 417 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,052 I'll put you on TV, okay? 418 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,219 Prime time, a million viewers. 419 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,956 Trudy, you can make a personal plea. 420 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:09,090 Somebody out there must have seen something. 421 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,466 It's your best chance of finding him, really. 422 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,664 It's worth a shot, Trud. 423 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,934 It's worth... it's worth a shot. 424 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:39,088 (book hits floor) 425 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,310 You're a cop? 426 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:00,776 Good morning to you too. 427 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:04,413 I'm a parking cop, the only one in town. So watch yourself, mate. 428 00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:07,083 And listen I'm running late and I don't know what your story is, 429 00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:09,319 but there's a kettle on the stove, 430 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:11,385 tomato sandwich in the fridge 431 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:13,430 and some clothes on the chair there. 432 00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,090 And when you leave, 433 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,691 I'd appreciate it if you didn't take anything else. 434 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,737 Understand? 435 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,863 And good morning to you. 436 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:53,328 (piano playing) 437 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:21,222 I should really call my station manager. Do you mind if I use the phone? 438 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:24,700 - Go ahead. - (Phone rings) 439 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:28,962 Hello? 440 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,771 - Trudy's fine. - Who's this? 441 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,642 I'm Sandy Upman. 442 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,081 (girls giggling) 443 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:48,625 - He's funny. - I'm sure he is. 444 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,752 (giggling continues) 445 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:53,695 - G'day. - All: Hello! 446 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:59,361 - Are you a friend of Glenda's? - Yeah. 447 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,735 I didn't know Glenda had any friends. 448 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:03,774 We're going for a walk, wanna come? 449 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:08,074 - Uh... yeah. - Let's go. 450 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,179 - (moans) - (Giggles) 451 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,647 - It's so funny. - You want to check out the river? 452 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,713 - Yeah, is it far? - I'm skipping. 453 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,760 - Yep. - Come on. 454 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:27,287 Wait, wait, he's just come out of the house. 455 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:29,993 I don't believe it, Glenda Lake. 456 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:34,402 Yeah, and they say he was wearing her dressing gown. 457 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,134 No, he didn't look like he was from outer space. 458 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,642 He didn't look bad at all if you ask me. 459 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:43,874 Excuse me, Dave, but how many times did you actually go out with Glenda? 460 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:46,644 It's got nothing to do with that, has it? 461 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:49,447 I just don't trust the guy. 462 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,886 Yeah, right. 463 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:55,790 In a city suburb yesterday, a man took to the skies 464 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,953 out of his own backyard. 465 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,965 Experts believes last night's storm swept him west toward the desert. 466 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,160 How long has it been since she went to Uni, anyway? 467 00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,362 Oh, I don't know, Dave. 468 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:11,033 But who knows what happened when she was away? 469 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,839 Give me a break. 470 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:16,277 - It's just down there. - Okay. 471 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,315 - See you, have fun. - Bye. 472 00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:21,215 - Have fun. - Thanks, see you later. 473 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,072 (water splashes) 474 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,380 (screaming) 475 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:03,520 - Hi, Dave. - You're going to town? 476 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,995 I just love this one. Hi, Alice. 477 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,563 Oh, I was just coming back. 478 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,627 Hey, I mean it. Give us a break. 479 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,729 If I get another ticket, I could loose my license. 480 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:18,798 I need my car for my job. My kids won't eat. 481 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:23,677 I already wrote it, Mr. Furco, it's an official document. I can't take it back. 482 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:26,945 Oh you, miserable cow! 483 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,454 Why don't you get a life? Don't you have anything better to do, eh? 484 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,546 - Don't you? - You haven't heard, have you? 485 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,057 - What, Darren? - Glenda's got much better things to do. 486 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:38,289 - Don't you, Glenda? - Oh yeah? Like what? 487 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,627 - She's got a gentleman friend. - Glenda? 488 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,902 I didn't know you had a bloke tucked away, Glenda. 489 00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:53,273 - You never know now, do you? - Glenda's got a bloke? 490 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,335 - Yeah. - You're kidding me. 491 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:58,143 - How much are you paying him? - Bet he gets free parking? 492 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,309 So did he come to take you to the ball, Miss Lake? 493 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,148 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did. 494 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:09,256 G'day. 495 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,921 Glenda: There's no way I'm going. Forget it. 496 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:14,829 What's the problem? 497 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,663 I don't even know who you are. 498 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:22,466 - Does it matter? - What do you mean, does it matter? 499 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,668 Maybe it's not that important. 500 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,042 - (women chattering) - Hey. 501 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:31,479 G'day. 502 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:36,077 What if you're a crim? What if you just broke out out of Grafton? 503 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,587 If you are, I'll have to turn you in. 504 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:40,715 (Danny chuckles) 505 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:44,318 Maybe Dave was right. Maybe you really are from outer space. 506 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:48,161 Maybe I am. But I thought I was an old professor of yours. 507 00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:50,393 - Yeah right. - Well, you started it. 508 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,201 I know but... 509 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:58,174 Did you see the look on their faces when I said we were going to the ball? 510 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,045 You wouldn't wanna shock 'em by actually showing up. 511 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,015 Hmm? 512 00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,949 Oh! No, I couldn't. God, my parents had some weird clothes. 513 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:18,086 Oh, that's great. Look at that. 514 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,460 No, I couldn't wear that. 515 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:22,658 It's beautiful. 516 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,758 I better find you something. 517 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,197 Think this will fit? 518 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,570 I'm amazed my dad even had a suit. 519 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:34,077 And these trousers to match. 520 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,876 - Yeah, that'll work. - Oh yeah. 521 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:40,109 - You look quite suave. - (Chuckles) 522 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:43,984 "Suave"? Never been called that before. 523 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:55,695 - Can I use this? - (Screams) 524 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,200 (music playing) 525 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:16,514 - Maybe this is not such a good idea. - Come on. 526 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:24,984 Glenda, look at you. You look absolutely gorgeous. 527 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:28,225 And you look good enough to eat. 528 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:32,065 - Professor, this is Maggie Pike. - Hi, Glenda. 529 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:34,604 And Sonya Tims, our high school headmistress. 530 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:38,073 - How do you do? - And Meredith Butcher, our local MP. 531 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,906 Dick and Debby Lleyton from Lleyton's Department Store. 532 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:44,846 - G'day, Professor. - I am not actually a professor. 533 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:48,874 - Just a senior lecturer. - Ooh! 534 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:55,123 But philosophy is just a foundation, don't you think, Professor? 535 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:58,457 Yeah, but to build a good house, you need a good foundation. 536 00:39:58,529 --> 00:40:00,554 Well said. 537 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,826 And a good foundation needs to be dug 538 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,300 at least half as deep as the height of the house. 539 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:12,268 I didn't know you went to Uni, Glenda, what did you study? 540 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,743 - Art History. - Oh really? 541 00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:17,838 - History of art, eh? Good. - Exactly. 542 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,611 She was pretty wild back then. She even did some nude modeling 543 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,914 for the life drawing classes, didn't you? 544 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:25,012 - Nude? - Yeah. 545 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,549 Watch it now. Here comes Big Jim. 546 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:32,187 Bloody hell, Glenda, you scrub up well. Who's your friend? 547 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,926 Professor, meet Clarence's leading mover and shaker, Jim Craig. 548 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,468 - G'day, mate. - And Sandra Craig. 549 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,596 - And Linda, Jim's daughter. - Charmed, Your Majesty. 550 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,867 Oh, man, this bloke is good. 551 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,375 Excuse me, could I possibly have this next dance? 552 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,639 - Go on, go ahead, go on. - Yeah. 553 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,737 I'll look after your man for you. 554 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,840 Off you go, ladies, go have your drink. 555 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,385 So, Professor? 556 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,945 - Danny... Daniels. - Professor Daniels? 557 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,583 Glenda's actually having fun. 558 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:10,029 They all call me Big Jim, but I started out as a little bloke. 559 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,091 - Is that right? - Yep, 560 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:14,160 worked my way up the hard way. 561 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:17,571 Which is more than I can say for old toffee-nose over there. 562 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,973 I'm gonna give the little blokes a big voice. 563 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:22,137 That's my campaign slogan: 564 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:26,650 "Big Jim Craig. A Big Voice for the Little Bloke." 565 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:29,743 Sounds good. So how's the campaign going? 566 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:34,280 Not bad. You see, the thing is everyone knows who I am. 567 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:36,724 But they don't really know me. 568 00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:39,922 Maybe you should have a pancake breakfast. 569 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,965 A what? 570 00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:46,059 Big pancake breakfast out in the car park. Lots of tables. 571 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:50,664 Invite the whole town. Serve everyone yourself. Get to know them. 572 00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:54,942 "Big Jim's Pancake Breakfast." 573 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:57,242 I like it. 574 00:41:57,314 --> 00:41:59,544 I like it a lot. 575 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:02,780 And listen, Professor, could you give me hand? 576 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:16,722 (laughing) 577 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,859 - Hello, handsome. - Hello. 578 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:20,961 (chuckles) 579 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,939 Just look at her dance, eh. 580 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,841 She is a wonderful woman. 581 00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:29,141 She never mentioned you before. 582 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,080 I'm surprised. 583 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:34,640 You just turn up out of the blue, eh? 584 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:38,711 - Dave, go easy on the bloke. - I'm just talking to the bloke. 585 00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:40,814 (applause) 586 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,832 Danny: May I? 587 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:53,461 Stars shining bright above you 588 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:59,601 Night breezes seem to whisper, "I love you" 589 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:04,512 Birds singing in the sycamore tree 590 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,416 Dream a little dream of me 591 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:15,489 Say nightie-night and kiss me 592 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:21,054 Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me 593 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:26,159 While I'm alone and blue as can be 594 00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:30,969 Dream a little dream of me 595 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:37,808 Stars fading, but I linger on, dear 596 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:43,046 Still craving your kiss 597 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,422 I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear 598 00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:53,020 Just saying this... 599 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:56,032 (screams, laughs) 600 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,898 (mocking laugh) 601 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:05,339 Onlooker: Uh-oh! 602 00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:10,304 (All screaming) 603 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:15,177 (screaming) 604 00:44:19,556 --> 00:44:21,183 Bombs away! 605 00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:23,453 (screaming, laughing) 606 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,159 Mmm. 607 00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:40,736 Keep them coming. 608 00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,476 Keep 'em coming. Thanks, mate. 609 00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:51,977 Great, there you go. 610 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,623 - Hey, Jim. - Thanks, mate. 611 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:01,988 Big Jim: Good morning, good morning, good morning. 612 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,364 Here, one for you. Good to see you here. 613 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,029 - Good on you. - Come on. 614 00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:09,595 - Hi, Glenda. - Hey, hello. 615 00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:12,335 Your friend has really livened things up around here, hasn't he? 616 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:15,640 Glenda: Mm-hmm, sure has. 617 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,910 Manna from Big Jim Heaven. Feed the whole family. 618 00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:21,780 - Hey, you up for a drink? - No, thanks, Jim, that's great. 619 00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:23,911 Good on you, eh. 620 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,285 It's nice to be getting served by him for a change, isn't it? 621 00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:29,189 Usually he wouldn't give you the steam off his own piss, eh? 622 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,454 That right, Big Jim? 623 00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:43,062 Hey, Maggie, got some big stacks there. 624 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,937 (gasps) 625 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:51,079 Go, Danny! That's the way. 626 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,946 This is fantastic, Professor. 627 00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:57,475 I want you to run my whole campaign for me. The whole bloody show! 628 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:13,459 Operator: Hello, Lismore University. 629 00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:15,664 Can I have your records department, please? 630 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:19,231 Because you told everyone I posed nude, 631 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:22,176 Darren tells me he wants to start life-drawing classes. 632 00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:24,771 No way, and he wants you to model? 633 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:28,306 No, he wants to model. And a lot of women are interested. 634 00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:31,548 - You're kidding. - They says he's got a lot to offer. 635 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,853 (chuckles) Wow! 636 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:37,621 What's this? 637 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,726 It was my Mum and Dad's. 638 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,168 Cool parents. 639 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:50,638 A long time ago. 640 00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:54,234 They were the original hippies... "Easy Rider" and all that. 641 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:56,677 So this bike's been places. 642 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,178 Yeah, I guess it has. 643 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:11,794 Coast to coast and halfway across the world, I reckon. 644 00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:17,362 Vroom, vroom, vroom. 645 00:47:17,434 --> 00:47:20,733 So uh... where are you going now? 646 00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:26,842 We're racing across the Nullarbor... over the desert... 647 00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:29,845 all the way to the sea. 648 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:32,473 We'll sleep out under the stars. 649 00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:34,710 You mean like with a swag and all? 650 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:37,413 Yeah. 651 00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:42,754 - And you did all this? - No, not me. 652 00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:46,728 My parents stopped touring around when I started school. 653 00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:52,259 But sometimes my dad used to take me for rides in the country. 654 00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:55,464 As long as my mum didn't catch him. 655 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,973 He'd sit me on the front there 656 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,942 and we'd go roaring through the mountains. 657 00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,549 (throat clears) 658 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:14,113 Maybe I could get this running again. 659 00:48:15,192 --> 00:48:17,717 Not now, you just got yourself a job. 660 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:20,922 Oh yeah... 661 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:28,102 That looks great. 662 00:48:28,171 --> 00:48:31,299 There you go. Great, thanks. G'day. 663 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,400 G'day. 664 00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:36,275 I think Jim is too busy making money to do anything else. 665 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:39,611 He dislikes the idea of being "MP." 666 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,174 Yeah, but if you wanna get something done, 667 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:46,416 give it to the busy man and he'll make the time to do it. 668 00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:48,791 Ahh. 669 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:59,633 This is nice and fatty. 670 00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:03,605 You got, uh... fireclay in this? 671 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,665 Yeah, that's right. 672 00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:08,074 Could I uh? 673 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:18,721 It goes down real smooth. 674 00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:25,291 Mmm. 675 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:31,791 Glenda, when you modeled at Uni. Did you do classic art poses 676 00:49:31,868 --> 00:49:36,032 - like the discus? - Uh, yeah. That's good. 677 00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:38,904 - And Glenda? - Huh? 678 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,377 I could give you more of a warrior pose. 679 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:44,414 - (all "oohing") - That's good. 680 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,678 - Neo-classical. - No, that's good for the muscles. 681 00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:50,242 Perhaps something a little more... 682 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:52,755 innocent. 683 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:57,523 - You remind me of somebody. - (Collective gasping) 684 00:49:57,594 --> 00:50:00,961 - (chuckles) - He's not shy. 685 00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:03,932 - Quit staring. - The albatross. 686 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,903 Ladies, please, come on. I haven't got much time this afternoon. 687 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:10,940 What about maybe... "A Salute To The Sun"? 688 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,238 - (all scream, laugh) - Yeah? 689 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:18,943 Ladies, ladies, please. Concentrate. 690 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:23,544 - What about the Water Sprinkler? - Woman: What about the Garden Hose? 691 00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:29,058 Newscaster: Danny Morgan is having a big effect out there. 692 00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:31,686 And people are doing things they normally wouldn't do. 693 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,423 There'll still been no word from Danny... 694 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:35,192 which has fueled speculation even more. 695 00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:36,857 We talked to some people on the street. 696 00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:39,595 Oh, Danny! I mean, he's inspirational. 697 00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:44,299 He just makes you want to jump on a plane and take off. 698 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,604 Or maybe you just want to chuck in your job. 699 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:48,906 Or maybe you want to tell Scott Tinsdale 700 00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:50,708 who's been working Operations now for five years 701 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:52,772 who I've been completely in love with, 702 00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:56,216 finally tell him how you feel... Scott, I love you. 703 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:59,255 There. Danny! 704 00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:01,256 Newscaster: And she's not alone. 705 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,758 Danny has been inspiring people all over Sydney. 706 00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:07,661 Today, a man in Penrith decided to climb a telephone pole. 707 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:10,598 He simply climbed up and sat on top. 708 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:13,500 He said it was something he always wanted to do. 709 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:17,301 Let's get an update from the experts of Air Force Search and Rescue. 710 00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:20,605 We have a team studying satellite photographs from the past week 711 00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:23,874 and a full-scale search continues. Nothing conclusive yet, 712 00:51:23,947 --> 00:51:26,142 but our hope is that Morgan is still out there somewhere. 713 00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:28,184 - Thank you, commander. - Four-three... 714 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:31,015 Now for an exclusive interview, we cross live to Sandy Upman. 715 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,352 Upman: It's incredible. 716 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:37,484 No note. No explanation. He just disappeared. 717 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:39,961 He really needed a holiday. 718 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:42,726 I think he just wanted to get away. 719 00:51:42,799 --> 00:51:46,235 Upman: But the way he did it. Why did he do it? 720 00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:50,364 - Well, we were having a... - (Nose blowing) 721 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,409 There were problems? 722 00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:56,571 Well, I never thought he'd really leave. 723 00:51:57,848 --> 00:52:00,146 Upman: And now? 724 00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:03,209 I just keep thinking he's gonna walk through that door 725 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,119 and everything will be okay. 726 00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:08,555 Upman: It must be so hard. 727 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,059 - Before we go, Trudy, - (Danny whistling) 728 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,153 Is there anything you'd like to say to Danny, 729 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:16,393 if he's out there somewhere, watching us now? 730 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:19,697 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 731 00:52:19,769 --> 00:52:21,896 (whistling) 732 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,373 - I just want you to come home. - Poor thing. 733 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:34,182 It's okay, let it out. 734 00:52:36,419 --> 00:52:38,512 I'm Sandy Upman. 735 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:44,516 Female newscaster: Thank you, Sandy. We'll bring you more exclusive... 736 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,562 Well, look who's here. 737 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,026 What? 738 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:58,005 - Just this thing on TV. - Bloody men! They're all the same. 739 00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:00,599 You just don't know how good you've got it, do you? 740 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:03,872 I don't know... 741 00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:07,075 I'd say this is about as good as it gets. 742 00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:09,778 (chuckles) Wouldn't you, Darren? 743 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,844 (all laughing) 744 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:15,050 Ooh, I like this one. 745 00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,819 Maybe you can model next week. 746 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:22,228 Darren: Same time next week? 747 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,868 What are you doing? 748 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:39,040 Oh, just... 749 00:53:39,115 --> 00:53:42,312 thinking. 750 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,789 So many of them. 751 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:55,763 Where I come from you can barely see 'em. 752 00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:10,739 I never want to leave this place. 753 00:54:14,851 --> 00:54:16,819 But um... 754 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,815 There's something I think you should know 755 00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:25,384 about where I came from, 756 00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:30,963 it's complicated. 757 00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:32,797 - You don't have to tell me. - Please. 758 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:34,860 No, don't! 759 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,553 Shh. 760 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:24,020 Good night. 761 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:26,851 (door closes) 762 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,800 - Hi. - Hey! 763 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:47,037 - Morning, Glenda. - Morning. 764 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:49,135 - Hey, Glenda! - Hi. 765 00:55:49,212 --> 00:55:52,477 - You two free next Wednesday night? - I think so, I'll have to check... 766 00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,949 (motorcycle approaching) 767 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:12,023 - You did it. - Hop on. 768 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:15,503 I can't, I'm working. 769 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,802 Come on just for a minute. 770 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:27,975 (giggling) 771 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:31,612 No, no, no, no. You drive it. 772 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:36,021 - I've never driven a bike before. - I'll show you how. 773 00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:38,083 I'm sort of working it out myself. 774 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:43,165 All right. Oh God! Ha! 775 00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:48,765 - All right, that's the accelerator. - Ooh yeah. 776 00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:51,238 And you just push that pedal down there. 777 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:55,209 - Oh-oh-oh! - (Screaming) 778 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,187 (screaming, laughing) 779 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,314 Danny: Take it over the bridge. 780 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,553 Let's get lost, work on a farm 781 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:14,188 A change of weather wouldn't do you no harm 782 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,891 Let's get lost, pick up your feet... 783 00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:18,263 This is fantastic! 784 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,436 (yelling) 785 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:33,913 Let's get lost, work on a farm 786 00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,814 A change of weather couldn't do you no harm 787 00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:38,979 Let's get lost, pick up your feet 788 00:57:39,055 --> 00:57:41,580 - Don't tempt fate, boy... - (Glenda screams) 789 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:43,819 Get lost 790 00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:46,225 Let's get lost 791 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:51,359 Yeah, let's get lost... 792 00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:53,425 (police sirens wailing) 793 00:57:53,503 --> 00:57:55,528 Danny: Uh-oh! 794 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:05,276 (laughing) 795 00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:12,879 What the hell do you think you're doing? 796 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:15,151 (giggling) 797 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,957 All right, okay. 798 00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:23,555 Oh, Dave, come on. 799 00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:27,195 Could I have your license, please? 800 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:30,000 Could I have your license, please? 801 00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:34,508 I don't have my license with me. 802 00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:38,445 All right. 803 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,574 What are you giving me a ticket for? 804 00:58:42,485 --> 00:58:45,045 I think you know, Glenda. 805 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,787 Thanks, Dave. 806 00:58:52,228 --> 00:58:55,459 I was kind of nervous. 807 00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:57,523 It's pretty exciting though. 808 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,625 All the lights, camera, action. 809 00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:02,170 Bye, girls. 810 00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,706 Onlooker: There's that lady from TV last night... 811 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:10,072 Hi, would you mind taking these for me? 812 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:12,205 Hey, you look good, Trudy. 813 00:59:12,282 --> 00:59:14,580 - How are you? - You look like a movie star. 814 00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:17,745 - Really? Thank you. It is actually... - You look fantastic. 815 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,345 (chatter continues) 816 00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:22,618 Kevin: Thank you, bye. 817 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,058 - Hi, Kevin. - Hello, Trudy. 818 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:27,392 - How are you? - I'm exhausted. 819 00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:29,454 - You look lovely today. - Oh, thank you. 820 00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,625 - Lots of calls. - Ooh. 821 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:34,670 Sandy's called about 30 times, I think. 822 00:59:40,276 --> 00:59:42,574 (laughing) 823 00:59:42,645 --> 00:59:44,738 Oh, there it goes. 824 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:46,782 (News reporter announcing) 825 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:48,942 Well, 826 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:53,079 to your television debut. 827 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:59,593 - To your promotion! - Oh yes, to my promotion. 828 01:00:00,897 --> 01:00:03,559 Wing Commander Matthews, what are the chances 829 01:00:03,633 --> 01:00:06,295 of actually finding Danny at this stage? 830 01:00:06,369 --> 01:00:09,202 Matthews: Well Frank we're trying to stay optimistic. 831 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:13,299 But the more time passes, the greater the chance of exposure, injury, 832 01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:15,708 or he just maybe didn't make it. 833 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:20,272 But I'll tell you this... they don't make them like Danny Morgan anymore. 834 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:23,581 - He's gonna stand along with true... - It's okay. 835 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:26,349 Australian legends like Burke and Wills. 836 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:28,413 You're all right? 837 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,693 He came down in this area between Bathurst and Broken Hill, 838 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:39,132 which is probably why there's been no word. 839 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:42,569 - Even if Danny did survive the landing. - (Gasping, groaning) 840 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,630 It's tough country out there. 841 01:00:44,707 --> 01:00:48,473 - (moans, grunts) - We're talking nuts and berries. 842 01:00:52,215 --> 01:00:54,240 - What kind of speech? - Speech-speech. 843 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,718 - Just write down some notes. - Okay, mate, I'll think of something. 844 01:00:57,787 --> 01:01:00,221 - Hey, Professor! - I'm late, I gotta go. 845 01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:02,382 6:30 tomorrow night. 846 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,585 - Need some chairs for the meeting? - That would be great. 847 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,959 - Not sure how many yet, but... - Man: Hey, Professor. 848 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,999 - Hey, mate. I'll give you a call. - All right. 849 01:01:10,066 --> 01:01:13,092 You're looking pretty thirsty. 850 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:15,569 - Come on. - We're real thirsty. 851 01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:18,903 - There's all this stuff I gotta do. - Come on, it's the end of the week. 852 01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:21,569 Let me shout you a beer, eh? 853 01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:31,979 Hello? 854 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,135 Okay. 855 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:57,204 (cheering) 856 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:01,649 Mate, you are all right. For a professor. 857 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,743 Yeah, well, I wasn't always a professor. 858 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,914 - Yeah? What did you do before? - I was a kind of pilot. 859 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:10,686 - What, an airline pilot? - No, more like... 860 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,785 a test pilot. 861 01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:14,887 Top secret stuff. Shh-shh. 862 01:02:14,964 --> 01:02:17,558 - Hi, Professor. - Your Majesty. 863 01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:20,431 I never got to dance with you at the ball. 864 01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:23,336 (cheering) 865 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,273 Okay. 866 01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:36,379 - (sighing) - (Dog barking) 867 01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:39,444 (rock music playing) 868 01:02:42,558 --> 01:02:45,584 - Come on, Professor! - Wahoo! 869 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,298 Here we go. 870 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:56,565 Dance with me, Professor. 871 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:02,737 I gotta go. 872 01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,414 Man: Hey! Where are you going? 873 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:25,557 What is it? 874 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,660 - What is it? - Nothing. 875 01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:31,838 - I just wanted to tell you that I... - What's wrong? 876 01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,274 - I was down at The Federal. - You've been at The Federal? 877 01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:37,574 - Yes, but I wanna say something. - I was really worried about you. 878 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,842 I thought something had happened to you. 879 01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,407 I thought that you'd come home and we'd have dinner. 880 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:47,847 - No, I hate being like this. - Like what? 881 01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:51,193 I don't wanna do this anymore. 882 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:55,219 - What are you talking about? - I don't want to feel. 883 01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:57,289 This is getting serious. 884 01:03:57,366 --> 01:04:00,631 I know, that's what I've been trying to tell you. 885 01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:05,963 Glenda. Glenda! 886 01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:08,602 I don't want to talk to you. 887 01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:20,114 (car starting) 888 01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:43,302 Child: Come back! 889 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:49,116 Let's get him. Let's go. 890 01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,582 Peter, come back! 891 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:04,322 What's that? 892 01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:15,168 - You okay? - Huh? 893 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:17,678 Yeah, yeah, I reckon. 894 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:19,942 Okay. 895 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,909 Listen, Glenda, 896 01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:27,183 I don't really know what's going on, maybe it's none of my business. 897 01:05:28,224 --> 01:05:31,716 I got a call back from Lismore Uni. 898 01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:35,560 Well, they never heard of a Professor Daniels. 899 01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:43,064 He hasn't taught there in years. 900 01:05:43,139 --> 01:05:45,369 Uh-huh. 901 01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:48,501 - I thought you said he came... - You really are jealous, aren't you? 902 01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:50,272 What?! 903 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:52,576 Mrs. Butcher: There's a way of doing things 904 01:05:52,648 --> 01:05:56,482 and there's a way of not doing things in the State Parliament. 905 01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:59,783 And let me tell you, after serving as your member 906 01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:01,982 for the past seven years. 907 01:06:02,058 --> 01:06:04,822 - I know the way. - (Applause) 908 01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:09,729 I know how to handle those Chardonnay-sipping socialites in Sydney. 909 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:13,792 - Hey, how is it going? - Fine except Jim hasn't shown up yet. 910 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:15,837 (all screaming) 911 01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:21,572 Max is back. 912 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:25,238 God damn it! 913 01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:29,546 - Thank you and goodnight. - (Applause) 914 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,016 - There's a phone call for you. - Huh? 915 01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:39,653 - A phone call for you. - Okay. 916 01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:45,928 - Hello? - Jim: Professor? Mate? 917 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:50,905 I had an emergency of... just got out of an important meeting. 918 01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:53,965 - What about the speech? - Mate, you're gonna have to do it. 919 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:56,034 - What?! - Oh, come on, mate. 920 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:02,345 Max, can't you take your friends somewhere else? 921 01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:05,353 Sorry, Mum. 922 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:08,720 - (panting) - Where did you get this? 923 01:07:23,305 --> 01:07:26,365 Spectator: Where's Jim? 924 01:07:29,412 --> 01:07:32,472 - (microphone whistling) - Uh... 925 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:36,814 B... Big Jim... Jim Craig, 926 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,150 he's... 927 01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:41,985 he's running late. 928 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:45,721 - (collective moan) - Woman: Did he get a better offer? 929 01:07:48,531 --> 01:07:50,692 Anyway, 930 01:07:50,766 --> 01:07:54,099 you should vote for Big Jim because... 931 01:07:56,505 --> 01:07:58,905 well, he's a good man. 932 01:07:58,974 --> 01:08:02,273 - And... - (Microphone whistling) 933 01:08:02,344 --> 01:08:06,781 He's got plans, big plans. 934 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:09,147 And 935 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:14,155 he's gonna give a big voice to all you... 936 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:19,857 little blokes. 937 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:26,833 What the hell does he mean "little blokes?" 938 01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:30,862 I mean, who am I talking to? 939 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,374 And who is this little bloke anyway? 940 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:36,434 Is it... 941 01:08:47,656 --> 01:08:50,454 Is he... 942 01:08:50,526 --> 01:08:53,051 is he the cleaner 943 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,461 who cleans up at the packing plant? 944 01:08:55,531 --> 01:08:57,499 Is he the teacher 945 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,864 who teaches your kids at the primary school? 946 01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:03,496 - Is he the builder who built this town? - Right. 947 01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:06,063 It all adds up, ladies and gentlemen, 948 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,633 I don't think there's a little bloke here tonight. 949 01:09:08,711 --> 01:09:11,976 (cheering, clapping) 950 01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:22,757 Take our postie, John Perchie. 951 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:26,522 What would happen if John decided not to deliver the mail for a day? 952 01:09:26,595 --> 01:09:30,122 - That's not such a little thing. - (Applause) 953 01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:33,691 What would happen if Pirmjet Prensing didn't get out of bed in the morning 954 01:09:33,769 --> 01:09:38,001 to take her girls to school? That's not such a little thing. 955 01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:40,507 Or what if old Mr. Potts 956 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:44,535 didn't go to the park every day with his breadcrumbs to feed the pigeons? 957 01:09:44,613 --> 01:09:47,741 - Hmm? - (Applause) 958 01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:51,081 We have a couple of thousand birds flying around 959 01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:55,385 looking for a new town to live in. And that's not such a little thing. 960 01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:58,324 (loud cheering) 961 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,527 We're the little people all right. 962 01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:10,163 We're the ones who grow the crops, 963 01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:15,074 tar the roads, build the towns, teach the kids. 964 01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:18,944 Yeah and when there is some big important thing that needs doing 965 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:22,848 it's always us the little people who damn well get it done. 966 01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:25,785 (cheering) 967 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:36,122 Sometimes we do it to ourselves. 968 01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:40,692 I used to think, "I'm just a nobody, who am I kidding?" 969 01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:42,828 But then I came to Clarence, 970 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:45,533 where I've learned that you don't have to be a bigwig 971 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:47,803 to be a somebody. 972 01:10:47,876 --> 01:10:51,835 It's the kind of person you are that's important. 973 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:56,510 And this town is filled with the most important people I've ever met. 974 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:59,679 (loud cheering) 975 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,653 Ever! 976 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:19,002 You... 977 01:11:19,074 --> 01:11:24,239 you all know I'm pretty new in Clarence. 978 01:11:25,981 --> 01:11:29,417 But already things are getting serious for me here. 979 01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:33,588 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 980 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:38,025 Because you've shown me what really matters. 981 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:41,028 And believe me that's not such a little thing. 982 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:45,459 (chuckles) 983 01:11:45,534 --> 01:11:49,664 In fact, it's just about the biggest thing that's ever happened to me. 984 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:54,142 And I thank you for that. 985 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:04,552 Good night. 986 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:07,418 (loud cheering) 987 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,334 (camera clicks) 988 01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,377 Spot on, mate. 989 01:12:30,546 --> 01:12:31,877 (camera clicking) 990 01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:03,011 You know, you really do remind me of my old professor. 991 01:13:03,078 --> 01:13:05,273 So there really was a professor. 992 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:09,681 - Oh yeah. - You, devil! 993 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:13,153 Ah, Glenda! Whoa! 994 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:17,658 (screams) 995 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:27,259 Would you like who you were... 996 01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:32,603 If you met them someplace? 997 01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:34,665 Glenda? 998 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:38,941 - Would you recognize the lines... - Glenda. 999 01:13:40,015 --> 01:13:43,507 - On a strangers face? - (Shrieks) 1000 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:49,887 Would you know yourself... 1001 01:13:51,393 --> 01:13:54,954 - As good as I know you? - Got you! 1002 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:57,362 (both scream) 1003 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,901 Who do you love? 1004 01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:05,738 Yeah, who do you love? 1005 01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:33,831 Who do you love? 1006 01:14:36,271 --> 01:14:40,105 - Yeah, who do you love? - I might be a bit rusty at this. 1007 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:50,783 Who do you love? 1008 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,490 - Maggie: Dave! - Lady, I'm closing up. 1009 01:14:56,525 --> 01:15:00,359 I thought you should see this. Max found it up a tree. 1010 01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:03,762 You know, that guy they're looking for. You think it might be his? 1011 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:08,200 Oh my God. 1012 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:10,932 I'm sorry, sir, but a lot of people think they've seen him. 1013 01:15:11,006 --> 01:15:13,736 There's just nobody that can help you with that right now. 1014 01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:17,370 If you don't put me through to Mr. Upman, I'll go to another network. 1015 01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:20,472 And he's actually starting to become aroused. 1016 01:15:20,549 --> 01:15:23,017 - (phone rings) - Excuse me. 1017 01:15:23,085 --> 01:15:26,577 Yeah? 1018 01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:29,317 Go on. 1019 01:15:29,391 --> 01:15:32,053 I'm just gonna take this over here. 1020 01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:35,893 The first time I really kissed someone I stuck my tongue up his nose. 1021 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:39,223 It was so embarrassing. 1022 01:15:39,301 --> 01:15:41,326 (phone ringing) 1023 01:15:41,403 --> 01:15:43,963 - Are you gonna get that, Kevin? - Reporter: Yeah, get it. 1024 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:47,167 Forget it, I'll get it. Jeez, he's hopeless. 1025 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,174 Hello? 1026 01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:53,442 - Sandy: Hi, Trudy, it's me. - Sandy! 1027 01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:55,847 - Trudy? - It's so late. 1028 01:15:55,918 --> 01:15:58,318 Yeah, I know. Look, don't tell anybody, okay? 1029 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,618 But I think I found Danny. 1030 01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:04,454 Trudy? 1031 01:16:08,630 --> 01:16:11,861 - Does he know we're coming? - Trudy, shh-shh. 1032 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:18,206 Shh-shh. 1033 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,305 (car starting) 1034 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:28,045 Trudy, this is Spider. 1035 01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:30,346 Spider, I just want mid-shots and close-ups, okay? 1036 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,819 Trudy, please, please, just relax, okay? It's fine. 1037 01:16:32,888 --> 01:16:35,789 Hi, I'm Sandy Upman, 1038 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:39,088 I'm picking up three tickets to Clarence. 1039 01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:41,322 Clarence? It's Clarence! 1040 01:16:41,396 --> 01:16:45,492 - Clarence! - Excuse me, mate, media emergency! 1041 01:16:45,567 --> 01:16:48,161 Now wait this is my... 1042 01:16:51,873 --> 01:16:53,841 It's Sandy, yeah, put me through. 1043 01:16:53,909 --> 01:16:55,843 Put me through. It's an emergency. 1044 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:07,181 What the bloody hell is this? 1045 01:17:22,738 --> 01:17:25,605 Where did you come from? 1046 01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:28,776 Earlwood. 1047 01:17:28,844 --> 01:17:31,506 That's in Sydney, isn't it? 1048 01:17:32,948 --> 01:17:35,178 Uh-huh. 1049 01:17:37,085 --> 01:17:40,680 And what brings you to Clarence? 1050 01:17:42,624 --> 01:17:47,357 I tied a bunch of balloons to a chair and floated up here. 1051 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:50,887 Right, like that guy on TV. 1052 01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:54,197 (knocks on door) 1053 01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:56,362 Glenda: Oh, God. 1054 01:17:59,908 --> 01:18:01,876 (knocking continues) 1055 01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:06,813 Man: Shh-shh-shh. 1056 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,978 (all cheering) Hey, Professor! 1057 01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:15,023 It's about time someone gave Big Jim a run for his money. 1058 01:18:15,090 --> 01:18:17,183 Yeah and you sure as hell got our vote. 1059 01:18:17,259 --> 01:18:19,420 - Yep. - Hi, Glenda. 1060 01:18:19,494 --> 01:18:22,258 - Hello, Glenda, look. - A new candidate? 1061 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:24,457 Brownie: Eh? He's our man. 1062 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,096 I'd better go talk to Jim. I'll be right back. 1063 01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:33,164 Crowd: Professor, Professor! 1064 01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:35,300 Where are you going? 1065 01:18:55,597 --> 01:18:57,929 (sirens blaring) 1066 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:05,904 There he is! 1067 01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:09,375 - That's him just there! - That's Danny... Danny Morgan! 1068 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:11,435 (all calling) Danny! Danny Morgan! 1069 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:17,308 - He's over there! - Danny! 1070 01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:19,319 Reporter: Danny, wait a minutes, please. 1071 01:19:20,789 --> 01:19:22,757 (all yelling) 1072 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,660 Mr. Morgan, please wait! Danny! 1073 01:19:26,728 --> 01:19:29,356 - An exclusive! - You tell the story the way you want. 1074 01:19:36,972 --> 01:19:39,133 Help me out, give me your hand. 1075 01:19:47,082 --> 01:19:49,312 Reporter: Danny, how do you feel about it? 1076 01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:51,215 Oh, look at you. 1077 01:19:54,489 --> 01:19:56,480 Woman: Oh, Glenda! 1078 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:02,361 - What's he doing here? - You've got to get this. 1079 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,159 I'm the guy who found you. I found him! 1080 01:20:04,232 --> 01:20:06,700 - Oh my God. - I found him. 1081 01:20:07,769 --> 01:20:10,237 - (laughing) - Danny: Glenda! 1082 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:13,240 Danny! Ha ha! 1083 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:17,404 (all gasp, laughing) 1084 01:20:18,513 --> 01:20:20,640 Reporter: Danny, Danny, please! 1085 01:20:20,715 --> 01:20:22,683 - Glenda, I can explain. - Go to hell. 1086 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:25,845 - Was I some little fling? - Glenda, please. 1087 01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:28,219 Get out of my life. 1088 01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:30,918 - Glenda! - You've heard the lady. 1089 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,691 - Come on... let's go home. - Reporter: Danny, what the story? 1090 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:38,631 Come on, Mr. Morgan, the whole country is wanting to see you. 1091 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,531 Glenda who? Did you get her name? 1092 01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:43,036 - Mate, call home. - Where's he going? Stop him. 1093 01:20:45,874 --> 01:20:48,035 Not a good idea. 1094 01:20:48,109 --> 01:20:50,077 Trudy, Trudy! 1095 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:53,909 This is my chopper! This is my chopper! 1096 01:20:55,217 --> 01:20:57,412 Trudy! Trudy! 1097 01:20:57,485 --> 01:20:59,214 Trudy, wait! 1098 01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:25,974 (crowd chatter) 1099 01:21:28,817 --> 01:21:32,309 Newsman: We have to interrupt this broadcast for a special report. 1100 01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:35,982 AUS 11 has found Danny Morgan. 1101 01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:38,218 - Oh my God! Oh my God! - AUS 11 is bringing you 1102 01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:40,352 his extraordinary story of survival. 1103 01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:42,692 - There he is! - Danny Morgan was finally found 1104 01:21:42,764 --> 01:21:45,324 today in the Northern Rivers town of Clarence. 1105 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,062 - 'Cause he's a man! - Through exclusive sources, 1106 01:21:48,136 --> 01:21:51,503 AUS 11 was able to uncover the whereabouts of Danny. 1107 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,542 - (phone rings) - We're crossing now to the helipad... 1108 01:21:54,609 --> 01:21:56,804 - Yeah, I know! - ...chopper is about to land. 1109 01:21:56,878 --> 01:21:59,346 - All right, I'm on my way. - AUS 11 exclusive, 1110 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:02,781 - we have found Danny... - (Helicopter whirring) 1111 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,484 Trudy: Could you get my bag, please? 1112 01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:10,490 Make way for Mr. Morgan. Please step back. 1113 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,407 Trudy, come on! 1114 01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:29,466 (woman speaking Italian) 1115 01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:33,275 Just move in a bit closer there. Danny, that's it, lovely! 1116 01:22:33,348 --> 01:22:35,213 Another quick one. Move in, that's it. 1117 01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:38,582 - Out back, come on. - See you, Danny. 1118 01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:40,678 One more, Danny? Just one more? 1119 01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:42,848 - Hi, Danny. - Danny! 1120 01:22:42,924 --> 01:22:45,620 Hey, hey, hey! Nice trip? 1121 01:22:47,829 --> 01:22:50,992 Lunch at the Ritz-Carlton, calls from John Laws. 1122 01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:54,229 Tomorrow we meet the Premier. 1123 01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:56,702 Hey, you cheeky bugger. 1124 01:22:56,771 --> 01:22:59,740 Hey, if you're gonna advertise, will you at least get the name right? 1125 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:02,641 Danny and I are footy mates from high school. Isn't that right? 1126 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:04,838 Absolute honor to meet you... 1127 01:23:04,913 --> 01:23:07,541 you've been an inspiration to all of us in the Air Force. 1128 01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:10,743 If there's anything I can do, anything at all, just give me a call. 1129 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,719 (cheering) 1130 01:23:12,787 --> 01:23:15,756 Don't forget your mates who made this all possible. 1131 01:23:18,293 --> 01:23:20,352 That's my mate here. 1132 01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:23,363 So Danny, what are you gonna do when all this dies down? 1133 01:23:23,431 --> 01:23:26,764 The holiday ends today. Time to get back to work, eh, Danny? 1134 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:28,894 - (shutter clicking) - Yeah, I could do that. 1135 01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:31,871 - I was only joking, mate. - (Laughing) 1136 01:23:33,775 --> 01:23:36,369 I don't care. I might as well get back to it. 1137 01:23:36,444 --> 01:23:40,244 No, no, no, no, no. We're meeting the Premier tomorrow. 1138 01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:42,306 You're a VIP now, Danny. 1139 01:23:43,618 --> 01:23:45,643 You can't just go back to... 1140 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,621 Okay, okay, everybody! 1141 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,420 Time to go. 1142 01:23:51,493 --> 01:23:54,087 Come on, I've got to get up in the morning. 1143 01:23:54,162 --> 01:23:56,926 Is he serious? 1144 01:23:56,998 --> 01:24:00,331 - Danny: Thanks a lot. - Man: He needs some space. 1145 01:24:04,139 --> 01:24:06,801 Danny: See you. 1146 01:24:09,911 --> 01:24:11,469 (nervous laugh) 1147 01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,878 I'm... 1148 01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:16,143 I'm tired. 1149 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:19,448 I wanna sleep. 1150 01:24:19,521 --> 01:24:22,581 Yeah, of course you do. 1151 01:24:30,665 --> 01:24:34,362 Why'd you slip away? 1152 01:24:34,436 --> 01:24:37,371 There's nothing I can do 1153 01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:40,169 The tighter I hold on 1154 01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:43,233 The more I seem to lose 1155 01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:45,836 Nothing left to say 1156 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:48,747 You see it's much the same 1157 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,944 I'm still hurt 1158 01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:54,147 and I'm still here. 1159 01:25:09,437 --> 01:25:11,302 What's this? 1160 01:25:11,372 --> 01:25:14,034 I can't do this anymore, Dave. 1161 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,078 What do you mean? 1162 01:25:17,145 --> 01:25:19,512 The job... I don't like it. I've never liked it. 1163 01:25:19,513 --> 01:25:21,878 I don't want to do it anymore. 1164 01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:26,686 Okay, all right. 1165 01:25:28,223 --> 01:25:30,589 I know what you're saying. 1166 01:25:32,727 --> 01:25:34,991 Maybe you just need to take a break, that's all. 1167 01:25:35,063 --> 01:25:37,896 Sorry, Dave. 1168 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:40,628 I've just gotta get out of here. 1169 01:25:47,742 --> 01:25:50,939 So then, Howard told us all to put on an extra run. 1170 01:25:51,012 --> 01:25:55,005 You'd think with twelve trucks you'd fill that order in a week, wouldn't you? 1171 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:57,483 - Yeah, piece of piss. - Exactly. 1172 01:25:57,552 --> 01:25:59,645 That's what I keep telling him. 1173 01:26:04,959 --> 01:26:06,859 Pete: Here we are again, eh? 1174 01:26:06,928 --> 01:26:10,056 It's like you never went anywhere, isn't it? 1175 01:26:10,131 --> 01:26:12,725 So what happened up there anyway? 1176 01:26:14,469 --> 01:26:17,233 - Long story. - (Chuckles) 1177 01:26:17,305 --> 01:26:19,933 We're not exactly going anywhere, are we? 1178 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:30,579 So... what about that little lady up there then? 1179 01:26:30,652 --> 01:26:32,745 What do you mean? 1180 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:36,620 Well, I saw you running after her on TV. 1181 01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:40,093 Hey, hey, hey, hey, 1182 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:43,028 it's all right. Don't give yourself a hard time. 1183 01:26:43,097 --> 01:26:46,624 Plenty of blokes have flings when they go away on business and stuff. 1184 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,760 It doesn't mean a thing. 1185 01:26:48,836 --> 01:26:52,067 I mean, you came back, didn't you? 1186 01:26:57,845 --> 01:26:59,904 So... 1187 01:26:59,981 --> 01:27:02,814 what about it? Did you have a little fling? 1188 01:27:04,252 --> 01:27:07,517 A little holiday thing? A little ring-a-ding-ding? 1189 01:27:09,257 --> 01:27:12,556 (rotor roaring) 1190 01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:18,459 (biker laughing) 1191 01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:25,395 No? 1192 01:27:30,645 --> 01:27:33,079 What are you doing? 1193 01:27:34,816 --> 01:27:38,149 Danny? Danny! 1194 01:27:39,687 --> 01:27:41,587 Mate! 1195 01:27:41,656 --> 01:27:43,851 What's the matter with you? 1196 01:27:45,226 --> 01:27:47,786 Get back here. 1197 01:27:47,862 --> 01:27:50,660 Come on, mate, don't be stupid. 1198 01:27:50,732 --> 01:27:53,667 You know I can't drive. 1199 01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:58,165 There are plenty of choices here 1200 01:27:58,239 --> 01:28:00,707 but I think you like that one, don't you? 1201 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,970 Receptionist: May I help you? Mr. Upman! 1202 01:28:03,044 --> 01:28:05,774 I'm all right, all right. Who the hell do you think you are? 1203 01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:08,213 - Not here, Sandy. - How could you leave me behind? 1204 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:11,411 That was my chopper. I ordered that chopper. 1205 01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:14,978 Do you know what's happened? I lost my job because of what you did. 1206 01:28:15,056 --> 01:28:17,456 - Sandy, I... - No, no, I bent over backwards for you. 1207 01:28:17,525 --> 01:28:19,516 I broke the rules for you and what do I get? 1208 01:28:19,594 --> 01:28:22,461 - I had no choice. - I was reaching out for you. 1209 01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:24,327 - That was my chopper... - Sandy! 1210 01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:27,459 Can I have a second with Trudy? 1211 01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:30,761 Yeah, sure, Danny. 1212 01:28:32,607 --> 01:28:35,804 Hi, baby, what are you doing here? 1213 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,747 - It's not gonna work, Trudy. - I don't want to hear this. 1214 01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:50,290 - Trudy. - Well, it's not fair. 1215 01:28:50,358 --> 01:28:53,122 What do you mean? 1216 01:28:54,228 --> 01:28:57,322 You did something, Danny. 1217 01:28:57,398 --> 01:29:00,094 You and your crazy ideas. 1218 01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:03,433 And now we have a chance. 1219 01:29:03,504 --> 01:29:06,200 Like we could really go somewhere. 1220 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:10,271 I reckon I know what you want. 1221 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,540 And I'm not it. 1222 01:29:12,613 --> 01:29:16,310 Believe me, all this stuff is gonna blow over. 1223 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:20,515 And we'd be right back where we started. 1224 01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:25,452 What happened to you up there? 1225 01:29:26,961 --> 01:29:29,896 Everything! 1226 01:29:39,774 --> 01:29:41,742 You're gonna be all right? 1227 01:29:42,810 --> 01:29:44,937 Yeah. 1228 01:30:33,194 --> 01:30:37,130 - You're coming back, aren't you? - I don't know. 1229 01:30:37,198 --> 01:30:39,792 But where are you gonna go? What are you gonna do? 1230 01:30:39,867 --> 01:30:43,564 Don't worry, Sonya, I can work it out as I go along. 1231 01:30:54,482 --> 01:30:57,713 - Are you sure you've done this before? - Yeah. 1232 01:30:57,785 --> 01:31:00,948 - (loud beeping) - We're there. Go, go, go, go. 1233 01:31:01,022 --> 01:31:02,990 - You really sure you wanna do this? - Yes. 1234 01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:07,084 - All right, one, two... - Rah! 1235 01:31:07,161 --> 01:31:10,028 - Three. - (Yelling) 1236 01:31:14,435 --> 01:31:17,893 (screams, laughing) 1237 01:31:40,261 --> 01:31:42,821 Ah-aah! 1238 01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:51,265 Oh-ooh! 1239 01:31:51,339 --> 01:31:54,638 - Here's my keys. Use the house... - Glenda-aaaa! 1240 01:32:01,883 --> 01:32:04,545 - (giggles) - (Grunts) 1241 01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:18,256 (screams) 1242 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:21,665 (cows moo) 1243 01:32:49,697 --> 01:32:51,665 No. 1244 01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:54,428 Glenda! 1245 01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:03,369 Danny: Glenda! 1246 01:33:03,444 --> 01:33:06,208 Please. 1247 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,373 (grunting) 1248 01:33:08,449 --> 01:33:11,976 - Please, wait. - I don't wanna talk to you. 1249 01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:14,544 - I'm sorry, Glenda. - So am I, Danny. 1250 01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:16,647 Sorry for everything. 1251 01:33:16,724 --> 01:33:19,056 Yeah? Well, that doesn't make it all right. 1252 01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:21,185 Yes it does, bloody hell. 1253 01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,822 I dropped out of the sky into your backyard... 1254 01:33:23,898 --> 01:33:25,889 twice! 1255 01:33:30,004 --> 01:33:33,906 You... you've got someone else. 1256 01:33:33,975 --> 01:33:37,035 It's finished. It's over. 1257 01:33:40,648 --> 01:33:42,809 Now you think you can drop back into my life 1258 01:33:42,883 --> 01:33:46,148 say you're sorry and think everything goes right back to the way it was? 1259 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:49,212 No, no, I'll do whatever it takes. 1260 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,986 I'll get my own place here. I'll get a job, 1261 01:33:52,059 --> 01:33:55,859 send you flowers, take you out on dates like normal people. 1262 01:33:58,099 --> 01:34:00,659 You're not normal, Danny. 1263 01:34:03,104 --> 01:34:05,095 Glenda! 1264 01:34:05,172 --> 01:34:08,573 Whatever it takes. 1265 01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:09,871 (sighs) 1266 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:19,048 Glenda. 1267 01:34:20,855 --> 01:34:23,949 (grunts, screams) 1268 01:34:24,025 --> 01:34:26,323 Glenda! 1269 01:34:32,133 --> 01:34:35,034 Glenda, I love you! 1270 01:34:43,344 --> 01:34:46,006 (both scream) 1271 01:34:48,816 --> 01:34:51,614 Are you always like this? 1272 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:08,568 Danny: I was thinking... 1273 01:35:08,636 --> 01:35:11,036 maybe we could go camping sometime. 1274 01:35:11,105 --> 01:35:14,700 Work our way up the coast or something. 1275 01:35:14,775 --> 01:35:17,243 Yeah, I'd like that. 1276 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,148 Do you know what I've always wanted to do? 1277 01:35:22,216 --> 01:35:23,740 What? 1278 01:35:23,818 --> 01:35:25,809 I'd like to go to some foreign country 1279 01:35:25,886 --> 01:35:29,378 like Spain or Bolivia or Vietnam. 1280 01:35:29,457 --> 01:35:32,255 Just pitch a tent somewhere. 1281 01:35:32,326 --> 01:35:36,592 You mean take a tent and sleeping bags and stuff all in a plane? 1282 01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:41,061 Yeah, I guess. What's wrong with that? 1283 01:35:42,903 --> 01:35:45,235 Nothing. 1284 01:35:45,306 --> 01:35:47,797 Nothing at all. 1285 01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:52,504 Glenda: Maybe Iceland. 1286 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,912 Do you reckon you could pitch a tent in Iceland? 1287 01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:57,815 - Yeah. - It wouldn't be too icy? 1288 01:35:57,885 --> 01:36:01,150 Huh-uh, Greenland is icy. 1289 01:36:01,222 --> 01:36:03,884 Iceland is green. 1290 01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:06,791 - You're kidding? - Nope. 1291 01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:10,695 I'm gonna paint me a rainbow 1292 01:36:10,998 --> 01:36:14,195 Make all my wishes come true 1293 01:36:14,268 --> 01:36:16,896 I'm gonna plant me a garden 1294 01:36:16,971 --> 01:36:20,771 What about you? 1295 01:36:20,841 --> 01:36:24,607 I'm gonna throw my own party 1296 01:36:24,678 --> 01:36:28,079 I'm gonna get a tattoo 1297 01:36:28,149 --> 01:36:31,141 I'm gonna do all the wild things 1298 01:36:31,218 --> 01:36:33,812 What about you? 1299 01:36:33,888 --> 01:36:37,790 What about you? 1300 01:36:37,858 --> 01:36:40,952 What about you? 1301 01:36:41,028 --> 01:36:44,896 Will you join me on my journey? 1302 01:36:44,965 --> 01:36:48,230 What about you? 1303 01:36:49,703 --> 01:36:52,570 See the faces on the street? 1304 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:56,736 How they seldom smile 1305 01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,439 But I won't let it bother me 1306 01:36:59,513 --> 01:37:01,708 No misery 1307 01:37:01,782 --> 01:37:05,343 It's not my style 1308 01:37:08,055 --> 01:37:10,751 What about you? 1309 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:14,556 What about you? 1310 01:37:14,628 --> 01:37:18,359 Will you join me on my journey? 1311 01:37:18,432 --> 01:37:21,492 What about you? 1312 01:37:21,569 --> 01:37:25,266 What about you? 1313 01:37:25,339 --> 01:37:28,502 What about you? 1314 01:37:28,576 --> 01:37:32,307 Will you join me on my journey? 1315 01:37:32,379 --> 01:37:35,348 What about you? 1316 01:37:35,416 --> 01:37:39,512 Will you join me on my journey? 1317 01:37:39,587 --> 01:37:42,522 What about you? 1318 01:37:45,626 --> 01:37:48,561 (pop music playing) 1319 01:38:03,077 --> 01:38:05,204 It's a quarter to 4:00 now 1320 01:38:05,279 --> 01:38:07,770 I wanna open the door now 1321 01:38:07,848 --> 01:38:10,783 Just to watch you bathe in the moonlight heaven 1322 01:38:10,851 --> 01:38:13,342 We drank a lot of wine and... 1323 01:38:13,420 --> 01:38:16,116 And you spend the night and... 1324 01:38:16,190 --> 01:38:19,318 You said things you've never said before 1325 01:38:19,393 --> 01:38:23,261 Don't leave me lonely for a minute 1326 01:38:23,330 --> 01:38:27,391 My glass is full, look, you're in it 1327 01:38:27,468 --> 01:38:29,493 Don't blink, we're fine 1328 01:38:29,570 --> 01:38:31,561 I'm here, you're mine 1329 01:38:31,639 --> 01:38:33,698 Don't breathe, don't run 1330 01:38:33,774 --> 01:38:35,799 Stay a little longer 1331 01:38:35,876 --> 01:38:37,867 Don't blink, we're fine 1332 01:38:37,945 --> 01:38:41,711 I'm here, you're mine 1333 01:38:41,782 --> 01:38:44,250 Stay a little longer 1334 01:38:48,188 --> 01:38:50,554 You terrify me 1335 01:38:50,624 --> 01:38:52,615 Well, you terrify yourself 1336 01:38:52,693 --> 01:38:54,661 But we fit so fine and you smell so good 1337 01:38:54,728 --> 01:38:56,719 That I just cannot fight it, baby 1338 01:38:56,797 --> 01:38:58,822 I knew this would happen 1339 01:38:58,899 --> 01:39:01,265 So don't disappoint me now 1340 01:39:01,335 --> 01:39:04,498 You did things you never did before 1341 01:39:04,571 --> 01:39:08,632 I'm not gonna think it's the real thing 1342 01:39:08,709 --> 01:39:12,770 But I kinda know what you're feeling 1343 01:39:12,846 --> 01:39:14,871 Don't blink, we're fine 1344 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:18,441 I'm here, you're mine 1345 01:39:21,288 --> 01:39:25,156 Don't leave me lonely for a minute 1346 01:39:25,225 --> 01:39:29,161 My glass is full, look, you're in it 1347 01:39:29,229 --> 01:39:31,527 Don't blink, we're fine 1348 01:39:31,598 --> 01:39:33,589 I'm here, you're mine 1349 01:39:33,667 --> 01:39:35,635 Don't breathe, don't run 1350 01:39:35,703 --> 01:39:37,694 Stay a little longer 1351 01:39:37,771 --> 01:39:39,762 Don't blink, we're fine 1352 01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:43,401 I'm here, you're mine 1353 01:39:43,477 --> 01:39:45,911 Stay a little longer 1354 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,971 Don't blink, we're fine 1355 01:39:48,048 --> 01:39:50,073 I'm here, you're mine 1356 01:39:50,150 --> 01:39:51,879 Don't breathe, don't run 1357 01:39:51,952 --> 01:39:54,284 Won't you stay a little longer? 1358 01:39:54,355 --> 01:39:56,482 Don't blink, we're fine 1359 01:39:56,557 --> 01:39:59,754 I'm here and you're mine 1360 01:39:59,827 --> 01:40:02,227 Stay a little longer 1361 01:40:02,296 --> 01:40:04,526 Don't blink, we're fine 1362 01:40:04,598 --> 01:40:07,999 I'm here, you're mine, don't breathe, don't run.102473

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