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a curveball.��������� All right, my beautiful hunks
of unmolded clay,��
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the differentials
on Mr. Billings' dysuria?��
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to kidney stones.��9C�u@��6x����� - Wrong.
- Or urethral strictures.��&������ - Wrong.
- What about
prosthetic hypertrophy?��������/ All great guesses, you guys,
and all supes wrong.�� pC�u@��P������ Brace yourselves.
It's chlamydia.�� �ۡՁ These days they are turning
it up in the old folks' home
like it's Burning Man,���C�u@��iؠ���� - right, Mr. Billings?
- Yep.��B������ - Yeah, he gets it.
- Ew.�������v Wait, is that why my grandma
doesn't want me to visit?��C�u@��}��� Yes, Tosh,
your nana loves threesomes.��
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� - Yes, she does.
- Yeah, she does.��������� Banging-till-the-end five.���C�u@�炙 ����� - Ew.
- "Ew" indeed.���ǡ��� As they dealt with the thought
of old people banging,�������% I had to deal
with being my ex-wife's boss.�� NC�u@�炶����� - Oh, J.D. Quick question.
- Ruh-roh.���̡Ɓ� What the hell?
Did you actually change
the orders on my patient?��
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as your boss,
he's my patient too.��Ϡ����
Z He's not your patient.��������� They're all my patients,
Elliot.���C�u@���ؠ���� Oh, really? Okay.����ϡɁH Without looking at her chart,
what's wrong with
Mrs. Goldberg here?�� ������ Based on what I've seen today,
pregnancy scare.��(C�u@��e�סс It's not funny, J.D.
You can't just go and change
the orders on my patient.��
ɠڡԁS Elliot, I'm the chief
of medicine of this hospital,
and I'm shaping things up.��
C�u@��W����� Okay. I don't care if
you're the chief of medicine.��̠����V You haven't been here
for a decade.��P�����1 What do you think my job is?��B�ơ��� I'm starting to think we can
only hang out with one of 'em.���C�u@��2y�סс Well, if they can't be
our couples friends,
who are we gonna hang out with?��
������ My sister and her husband.��B������ We hate them.��.C�u��J������ Is that just me?���C�u@��`/����� It's hard enough
having J.D. back here,��d�ġ��� but I swear
he's using his position
as chief against me.�� N������ Watch this.��%C�u@��w��١Ӂ He just had these installed,
and he knows these dispensers
don't work for me.��
������� Maybe I just can't figure out
the rhythm?��4�����j Or maybe you don't have any.��eC�u@�����ơ�� I'm telling you, J.D. had them
installed to drive me crazy.��9������ Those things don't work
for me either.����֡Ё I just thought they were racist
and didn't work for Black
or brown people.�� ,C�u@���@����� Oh, look at that.��������H Elliot, you and J.D.
are letting the resentment��V�����( from your marriage bubble up.���C�u@���͠���� You need to get a grip.��̠����V Oh, I can't get a grip.
My hands are wet.����ȡ
� Look, I know I need
to get things under control
with Elliot,�� �C�u@��٫����� especially now
that I'm her boss.�����3 Oh, boy,
when you say that to her,
it drives her crazy.�� ������s She does not like it.��yC�u@���!�š�� Listen,
Carla thinks we need to find
new couples friends,��Ҡǡ��\ so you might wanna
keep the peace
so we can still hang out.�� ��̡Ɓ� Worst-case scenario,
we annihilate anyone
that comes between us.���C�u@������� - Yeah.
- Okay.���ʡā� What exactly are you
gonna do to anyone
who comes between you?������ Look, baby,
you know you're my world,��
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the friendship of...
...a lifetime, right?�� ,�����s It shines brighter
than the sun.���C�u@��Bn����� So you never wanna
have sex with me again?��:�ġ��v J.D., I wish you the best
with all your future endeavors.��
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eight-month career, I have
never been abused like this.��<C�u@��������� Good. I hope you cry
in your car tonight.������� I'll have you know
I cry in my car every night.�� ��ءҁ&