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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,058 --> 00:00:06,410 Leonardo: I've traveled thousands of miles looking for an answer, 2 00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:09,935 only to wind up here, halfway across the world 3 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:13,200 in the middle of nowhere, 4 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:15,115 battling it out with four nasty creatures, 5 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:17,987 more ghosts than man, 6 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,425 but whose steel is all too real. 7 00:00:21,556 --> 00:00:25,429 Meanwhile, my traveling companion, some gross slob 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,997 who attached himself to me like a bloated tick, 9 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,260 doesn't do a thing to help out. 10 00:00:30,391 --> 00:00:33,524 He just sits there, grinning like a fool, 11 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,527 leaving me to fight for both our lives. 12 00:00:36,658 --> 00:00:40,749 I've journeyed halfway across the world in search of answers, 13 00:00:40,879 --> 00:00:44,579 and instead, all I'm gonna get is my head chopped off. 14 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:52,456 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:52,587 --> 00:00:53,675 Turtles, count it off! 16 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,416 1, 2, 3, 4! 17 00:00:55,546 --> 00:00:56,982 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ Mutant chain reaction 18 00:00:57,113 --> 00:00:58,288 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ Livin' underground 19 00:00:58,419 --> 00:01:00,247 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ Ninjutsu action 20 00:01:00,377 --> 00:01:03,293 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ It's a shell of a town 21 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,383 Turtles, count it off! 22 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:09,691 - One! - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪ 23 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:13,303 - Two! - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪ 24 00:01:13,434 --> 00:01:16,045 - Three! - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪ 25 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:20,223 - Four! - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪ 26 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:29,014 - ♪ I love bein' - ♪ I love bein' 27 00:01:29,145 --> 00:01:30,973 ♪ I love bein' a turtle 28 00:01:31,104 --> 00:01:32,801 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 29 00:01:32,931 --> 00:01:33,802 Turtles, count it off! 30 00:01:33,932 --> 00:01:35,456 1, 2, 3, 4! 31 00:01:35,586 --> 00:01:37,371 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ There's no one better 32 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:39,286 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ We shredded Shredder 33 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:40,548 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ They're like no others 34 00:01:40,678 --> 00:01:42,245 - ♪ Turtles! - ♪ Those teenage brothers 35 00:01:42,376 --> 00:01:45,205 - 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4! 36 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:47,076 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 37 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,947 [ echoing ] ♪ Turtles, Turtles 38 00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:55,258 [ grunting ] 39 00:01:58,087 --> 00:01:59,871 Leonardo: I already told you, I'm fine. 40 00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:01,699 Splinter: You are sure? 41 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,961 Nothing's the matter, Sensei, 42 00:02:03,092 --> 00:02:04,659 why do you keeping asking me that? 43 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:06,704 So much anger. 44 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,793 The unopened bottle will burst 45 00:02:08,924 --> 00:02:12,928 when it's internal pressure becomes too much to bear. 46 00:02:13,058 --> 00:02:16,540 For months now you have been brooding, surly, and stubborn. 47 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:18,716 Yeah, right. 48 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,327 [ grunting ] 49 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,247 You have not been yourself. 50 00:02:27,377 --> 00:02:29,379 You must release what festers within you. 51 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:31,816 Your family will help you, Leonardo. 52 00:02:31,947 --> 00:02:34,993 It is important that we be open with one another. 53 00:02:40,782 --> 00:02:42,914 Open? Okay. 54 00:02:43,045 --> 00:02:44,786 This katana lesson stinks. 55 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,919 I mastered this years ago. Years ago! 56 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:55,144 It is not the student's place 57 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,407 to say when a lesson is learned. 58 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:02,543 The student's place is to listen and learn. 59 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:11,726 Something tells me the cork's about to pop on that unopened bottle. 60 00:03:12,656 --> 00:03:15,224 That hothead. 61 00:03:15,355 --> 00:03:18,923 I hate it when Leo reminds me of me. 62 00:03:21,257 --> 00:03:22,824 I've already mastered this lesson, 63 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:25,827 and yesterday's lesson, 64 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:27,742 and the lesson before that! 65 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:32,703 When are you going to teach me something I don't already know? 66 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,227 [ groans ] 67 00:03:35,402 --> 00:03:38,013 - Master Splinter! - Are you okay? 68 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:41,103 Leo, what the shell is your problem? 69 00:03:41,234 --> 00:03:43,236 Master, Master, I'm so sorry. 70 00:03:43,366 --> 00:03:45,107 I--I didn't mean to hurt you. 71 00:03:45,238 --> 00:03:48,241 I just--I just lost control. 72 00:03:57,032 --> 00:03:59,904 Sit down, my son. 73 00:04:09,871 --> 00:04:13,004 Master, I--I don't know what to say. 74 00:04:13,135 --> 00:04:16,269 Say nothing. Listen. 75 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:20,795 We were all badly wounded in our final confrontation with The Shredder. 76 00:04:20,925 --> 00:04:25,495 Your brothers and I have healed, but you have not. 77 00:04:25,626 --> 00:04:29,282 I have meditated long and hard on this matter 78 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:33,242 and now realize that you are correct. 79 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,896 Hmm? 80 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:38,116 It is time for you to move on. 81 00:04:38,247 --> 00:04:42,207 It is time for you to study with a new Sensei. 82 00:04:42,338 --> 00:04:45,036 But--but Master, I don't want a new Sensei. 83 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:46,647 I'm happy here with you. 84 00:04:46,777 --> 00:04:49,911 I know there's so much more that you can teach me. 85 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,741 No, my son. 86 00:04:53,871 --> 00:04:58,180 It is as it must be. 87 00:04:58,311 --> 00:05:01,401 Now, there is but one master in all the world 88 00:05:01,531 --> 00:05:04,491 that I would entrust my son's well being to. 89 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:08,799 He is wise, honorable, and highly skilled. 90 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:13,021 He is called the Ancient One, and he was the Sensei 91 00:05:13,151 --> 00:05:16,198 to my Sensei, Hamato Yoshi. 92 00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:19,114 You must make a pilgrimage, 93 00:05:19,244 --> 00:05:22,021 a pilgrimage halfway across the world. 94 00:05:22,151 --> 00:05:23,000 But, Sensei-- 95 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,121 Come, let us prepare you for your journey. 96 00:05:32,997 --> 00:05:34,956 [ men shouting ] 97 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,445 [ fog horn blares ] 98 00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:54,279 Japan. 99 00:06:08,337 --> 00:06:10,513 [ panting ] 100 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,933 [ growls ] 101 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:42,066 None shall pass. 102 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:52,146 Let us teach this puny thing a lesson, brother. 103 00:06:52,277 --> 00:06:54,627 What is it that you seek? 104 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,629 I seek the Ancient One. 105 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,545 You seek the Ancient One? 106 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:02,200 You funny-looking little green man, 107 00:07:02,331 --> 00:07:05,464 you not even old enough to be a man. 108 00:07:05,595 --> 00:07:09,686 You a child, an itty, bitty child. 109 00:07:09,816 --> 00:07:11,601 Oh, yes. 110 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:15,431 Go home itty bitty poopy face. 111 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,302 [ laughing ] 112 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:19,522 That's it. 113 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:23,700 I didn't come all this way just to turn around and go home. 114 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:33,057 Looks like itty bitty baby's going to cry. 115 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,667 [ laughing ] 116 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:38,802 [ shouting ] 117 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:46,026 [ grunts ] 118 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,295 Yes. Itty bitty baby very, 119 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,428 very cranky now. 120 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,997 It is time cranky baby 121 00:08:00,127 --> 00:08:01,999 be put to bed. 122 00:08:02,129 --> 00:08:04,088 [ laughing ] 123 00:08:07,309 --> 00:08:12,009 Have you learned anything, little one? 124 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:15,969 A warrior who attacks in anger... 125 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,494 Is a warrior who never wins. 126 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:21,758 That is the lesson. 127 00:08:21,888 --> 00:08:25,588 Go to that rock face until your shadow is in front of you. 128 00:08:25,718 --> 00:08:30,814 Walk on your shadow with eyes closed for seven paces. 129 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:35,685 Open eyes and you will have reached the hidden man. 130 00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:40,706 And remember the lesson, itty bitty poopy face. 131 00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:42,360 [ laughing ] 132 00:08:51,717 --> 00:08:55,982 Well, nobody said it wasn't going to get weird. 133 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,492 [ eagle cries ] 134 00:09:38,982 --> 00:09:40,592 [ farts ] 135 00:09:40,723 --> 00:09:43,204 Ugh! 136 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:46,511 Heh heh. Nice one, eh? 137 00:09:46,642 --> 00:09:50,950 Um, sir, could I ask you for some directions? 138 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:54,345 I'm trying to find my way to someone called the Ancient One. 139 00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,089 Ancient One, eh? 140 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,179 Trust me, I know the way to that old windbag. 141 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,485 [ farts ] 142 00:10:03,615 --> 00:10:05,182 But it gonna cost you, monkey boy. 143 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,750 You got yen? Give me yen. 144 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,927 You got dollars? Give me dollars. 145 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:13,973 But I don't have any. 146 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:15,148 Give me food then. 147 00:10:15,279 --> 00:10:17,847 Uh, but I don't have much food. 148 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,633 You got donuts? Give me donuts. 149 00:10:21,764 --> 00:10:24,941 You got beef jerky? Give me beef jerky. 150 00:10:25,071 --> 00:10:26,203 You got pork rinds? 151 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,510 [ farts ] Give me pork rinds. 152 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,729 Sorry, but I don't have any of those things. 153 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,341 Mostly I have, uh, trail mix. 154 00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:35,125 You green kumquat. 155 00:10:35,256 --> 00:10:36,909 Trail mix is for ponies. 156 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,129 What else you got? 157 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:42,306 Uh, I have some dried fruit, 158 00:10:42,437 --> 00:10:45,091 some peanut butter, uh, chocolate. 159 00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:46,919 Chocolate? Give me chocolate. 160 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,269 Give me now! 161 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,401 Uh, okay. 162 00:10:51,315 --> 00:10:53,448 Ah. 163 00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:00,577 You got more? Give me! 164 00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:02,622 Let's save it for later. 165 00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:05,408 Are you sure you know the way to the Ancient One? 166 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:07,410 [ farts ] 167 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:12,371 All roads lead to the Ancient One, green monkey boy. 168 00:11:12,502 --> 00:11:14,808 But some roads are shorter than others. 169 00:11:14,939 --> 00:11:16,158 [ farts ] 170 00:11:16,288 --> 00:11:21,119 Um, uh, the path continues in this direction? 171 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,992 I said some roads are shorter than others, 172 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:26,298 that means a shortcut, stupid. 173 00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:27,343 Capisce? 174 00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:28,344 [ farts ] 175 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:42,880 [ farts ] 176 00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:45,883 Man, you are unbelievable. 177 00:11:46,014 --> 00:11:47,493 It's just air. [ farts ] 178 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,278 Ugh. 179 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,193 [ growling ] 180 00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:56,241 And that? What was that? 181 00:11:56,372 --> 00:11:58,330 Demon ghost coming down the trail. 182 00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:02,508 Demon what? What are you talking about? 183 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,988 [ growling ] 184 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:08,820 Get ready, we may have to defend ourselves. 185 00:12:09,351 --> 00:12:11,570 Don't be so tense, monkey turtle. 186 00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:15,182 If we don't bother them, they won't bother us. 187 00:12:15,313 --> 00:12:20,100 Remain silent and they will continue on their ghostly way. 188 00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,667 Really? 189 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:23,582 Trust me. 190 00:12:28,152 --> 00:12:29,762 [ growling ] 191 00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:47,963 [ farts ] 192 00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:52,054 [ growls ] 193 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,210 It's just air. 194 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,168 Tell that to them! 195 00:13:07,923 --> 00:13:09,403 [ growling ] 196 00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,711 [ grunts ] 197 00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:24,897 Don't get up to help or anything. 198 00:13:25,027 --> 00:13:26,942 I will not. 199 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,510 Now, where'd you hide that chocolate? 200 00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,556 Whoa! 201 00:13:33,287 --> 00:13:36,290 Okay. I see where this is heading. 202 00:13:38,788 --> 00:13:42,705 They can hurt me, 203 00:13:42,836 --> 00:13:45,012 but I can't hurt them. 204 00:13:46,796 --> 00:13:49,712 Which means... 205 00:13:49,843 --> 00:13:51,627 there's no way I can win. 206 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:53,281 I'm gonna lose. 207 00:13:54,012 --> 00:13:57,798 Poor dumb kumquat. 208 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:02,769 How about helping me out here? 209 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:04,814 How about surrendering? 210 00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:10,646 What? That's your advice? 211 00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:12,170 That's ridiculous. 212 00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:17,436 Just say I surrender. 213 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,611 But that's stupid. 214 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,352 [ growling ] 215 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:24,051 To surrender is not a warrior's way. 216 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:27,315 You won't be much of a warrior without a head. 217 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,889 I surrender. 218 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,428 I lost. 219 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,822 I failed, again. 220 00:14:57,824 --> 00:14:59,042 [ burps ] 221 00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:02,133 You stupid. You alive, right? 222 00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:09,314 A warrior who never fails never learns. 223 00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:38,517 The end of the trail, monkey turtle. [ farts ] 224 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:42,564 The Ancient One lives on top of this mountain deep within a temple. 225 00:15:42,695 --> 00:15:44,889 Great. Let's go. 226 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:50,837 The temple grounds are guarded and perilous to those who are unworthy. 227 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:54,262 You think yourself worthy, kumquat? 228 00:15:54,393 --> 00:15:56,743 I do. 229 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,267 Hmm, okay. 230 00:15:59,398 --> 00:16:01,966 Your funeral. 231 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,272 So what makes you think you're worthy? 232 00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:06,971 This. [ farts ] 233 00:16:08,189 --> 00:16:10,844 Um, me in front, okay? 234 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:20,680 [ farts ] 235 00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:34,965 [ grunting ] 236 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:42,538 [ farts ] 237 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,148 Ugh! 238 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:47,369 The temple of the Ancient One lies within. 239 00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:48,936 [ farts ] 240 00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,416 Prepare yourself, kumquat! 241 00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:05,988 Now you must prove yourself against your most dangerous adversary. 242 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,293 [ rumbling ] 243 00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:27,652 I smell your fear and your failure. 244 00:17:27,783 --> 00:17:31,221 You are not worthy. 245 00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:35,573 [ shouts ] 246 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,003 You are doomed to fail 247 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:47,564 as you have always failed yourself and others. 248 00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:50,232 You don't know what you're talking about. 249 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,581 [ grunts ] 250 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:57,848 I know you better than you know yourself. 251 00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,638 Help me! I'm hurt! 252 00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:12,863 We're not gonna make it! 253 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,692 Leo, help me! 254 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:19,783 [ grunting ] 255 00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:28,444 Leo, The Shredder's coming for us, you gotta do something! 256 00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:32,491 Ah! 257 00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:35,451 Save us, Leonardo. 258 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,410 We are all counting on you, my son. 259 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:42,327 I'm sorry. 260 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,982 [ roars ] 261 00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:49,987 I did the best I could. I did the best I could! 262 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:57,560 There wasn't any more I could have done! 263 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:05,873 Huh? 264 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:11,560 If there was nothing more you could have done, why do you punish yourself so? 265 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,718 I finally understand. 266 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:35,859 Ancient One, I am honored. 267 00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:40,951 Well, took you long enough, Leonardo. 268 00:19:47,915 --> 00:19:51,832 Now, Leonardo, tell an old man just what it is 269 00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:54,922 you think you have learned. 270 00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:01,363 I guess I've been--I-- 271 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,799 I've been obsessed with failing. 272 00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:04,932 I hardened my heart like a rock, 273 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,108 wrapped up inside my own shell, 274 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,588 trying to be perfect, thinking I wasn't good enough, 275 00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:11,590 that I needed to be better, 276 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:16,030 so angry, ow--what? 277 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,860 Too many words. Explain simply. 278 00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:24,342 I've been my own worst enemy. 279 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,823 Much better. 280 00:20:28,912 --> 00:20:33,264 Now, relax and enjoy your tea and let me tell you 281 00:20:33,395 --> 00:20:35,092 a tale of Master Yoshi. 282 00:20:35,223 --> 00:20:37,834 When Yoshi found himself at the crossroads, 283 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:40,663 not dissimilar to your own... 19492