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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,477 Narrator: BRITAIN AND AMERICA... 2 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,346 WE HAVE GIVEN EACH OTHER SO MUCH OVER THE YEARS. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:15,183 WE GAVE YOU SIR WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 4 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:18,086 YOU GAVE US THE "AMERICAN PIE" TRILOGY. 5 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,020 WE GAVE YOU THE ROYAL FAMILY. 6 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,223 YOU GAVE US THE OLSEN TWINS. 7 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,658 WE GAVE YOU NOEL COWARD. 8 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,827 YOU GAVE US MOTLEY CRUE. 9 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:30,598 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF OUR TWO GREAT NATIONS? 10 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,400 WHO ARE? WHAT DO? 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,834 AND WHY? 12 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,237 LET US FIND OUT NOW IN THIS, 13 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:40,774 THE FINAL EPISODE OF "LITTLE BRITAIN, USA." 14 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,846 CHILDREN WERE, OF COURSE, ABOLISHED IN BRITAIN 15 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,515 DURING THE 1950s, 16 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,318 BUT REMAIN VERY POPULAR IN AMERICA. 17 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:53,621 ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOUR FIRST SLEEPOVER, ELLIE GRACE? 18 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,457 OH YES, MOMMY. BUT IN A WAY I'LL BE SAD TOO 19 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,892 BECAUSE I'M GONNA MISS YOU HEAPS. 20 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,028 I DO LOVE YOU, ELLIE GRACE. 21 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,930 I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. 22 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,099 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TEDDY BEARS. 23 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,335 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SESAME STREET. 24 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,203 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SUGAR KISSES. 25 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,272 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THANKSGIVING. 26 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,307 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BABY DEERS. 27 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,143 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DUMBO. 28 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,545 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PINK BLOSSOMS. 29 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,214 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN-- I LOVE YOU MORE THAN-- 30 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,650 HAVE I GOT YOU BEAT, ELLIE GRACE? 31 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,552 NO NO. 32 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,888 OH, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DOUBLE-HEADED DILDOS. 33 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,957 ELLIE GRACE! 34 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,425 HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, 35 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,961 YOU ARE NOT TO MENTION SUCH RUDE THINGS? 36 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,496 SORRY, MOMMY. 37 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,166 ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF THE TWINS AND THEIR MAMA, 38 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,900 OR THEY'LL NEVER HAVE YOU OVER AGAIN. 39 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,702 YES, MOMMY. 40 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,238 IT'S OKAY. 41 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,176 ( doorbell rings ) 42 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,412 OH, HEY, GUYS. WELCOME. 43 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,946 THE GIRLS ARE JUST OUT PLAYING IN THE YARD. 44 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,048 JENNY, JESSIE. 45 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,617 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING HER. 46 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,119 I'LL PICK HER UP TOMORROW AT 9:00 FOR HER BALLET CLASS. 47 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,554 GREAT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 48 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,856 Together: HELLO, MRS. DAY. HELLO, ELLIE GRACE. 49 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,358 HELLO, TWINS. 50 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,059 HEY, GIRLS. DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY? 51 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,362 NOW BE GOOD, ELLIE GRACE. 52 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,898 AND REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. 53 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,900 OKAY, BYE, MOM. 54 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,768 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BUNNY RABBITS. 55 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,004 NO, WE'RE NOT PLAYING THAT GAME. 56 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,972 OH, IT SOUNDS CUTE. 57 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,874 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BUNNY RABBITS. 58 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,212 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHEESECAKE. 59 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,347 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SANTA CLAUS. 60 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,449 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BIRTHDAYS. 61 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,851 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HOMEMADE COOKIES. 62 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,886 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANAL BEADS. 63 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,256 ( gasps ) 64 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,758 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 65 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,461 ( crying ) 66 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,334 SHE SAID ANAL BEADS. 67 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:51,104 Narrator: MEANWHILE, AT THIS HOSPITAL... 68 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:54,642 - VICKY'S JUST DOWN HERE. - HOW'S SHE DOING? 69 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,910 A LITTLE BETTER. 70 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,414 WE'VE TAKEN HER OFF LIFE SUPPORT BUT SHE SUFFERED SOME VERY SERIOUS INJURIES. 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,715 OH DEAR. 72 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,717 SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO WALK AGAIN. 73 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,420 - THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE. - AND SHE'S LOST THE POWER OF SPEECH. 74 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,623 OH, WELL, EVERY CLOUD... 75 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,260 THIS WAY. 76 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,507 - CAN SHE HEAR ME? - HER HEARING IS FINE. 77 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,009 BUT WE'VE BEEN TEACHING HER TO SPEAK AGAIN 78 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,711 USING THIS MACHINE HERE. 79 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,583 OH, VICKY, WHAT HAPPENED? 80 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,985 ( clicking ) 81 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,893 Computer: No, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no 82 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,796 because this whole thing happened or something or nothing 83 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,165 which I don't even know anything about so shut up. 84 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:56,570 BUT WHY ON EARTH DID YOU JUMP OFF THE CHAPEL ROOF? 85 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,274 ( clicking ) 86 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,981 Oh my God, I so can't believe you just said that. 87 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,450 You are well gonna get beatings. 88 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,752 I didn't even have nothing to do with it. 89 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,355 You know Candice, the fat girl with the lazy eye? 90 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,524 Well, we was all well bored 91 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,026 and she bet me I wouldn't jump off the roof. 92 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,594 AND YOU DID IT? 93 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,297 ( clicking ) 94 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,733 A dollar's a dollar. 95 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,936 CAN I CALL ANYONE FOR YOU? 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,473 ( clicking ) 97 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:45,486 No. 98 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,689 SHE NEEDS TO REST NOW. 99 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,992 I'LL COME BACK AND SEE YOU SOON. 100 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,196 ( clicking ) 101 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,533 Get your hands off me, you dirty lezzer. 102 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,040 Narrator: POLITICIANS IN BRITAIN 103 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,811 HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY SCANDAL WHATSOEVER. 104 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,548 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU INCLUDE IMPREGNATING YOUR SECRETARY 105 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,351 OR ATTEMPTING TO MURDER A MALE PROSTITUTE. 106 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:20,521 IN WASHINGTON, SENATOR WHITE IS APOLOGIZING 107 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,056 FOR YET ANOTHER INDISCRETION. 108 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,159 ON TUESDAY EVENING, 109 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,362 AFTER A LATE-NIGHT SESSION IN THE SENATE, 110 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,698 I WAS DRIVING HOME 111 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,634 WHEN I DISCOVERED I NEEDED TO USE THE RESTROOM. 112 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,604 SO I DROVE TO A NEARBY AIRPORT. 113 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,807 ON ARRIVAL OF THE RESTROOM 114 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,410 I MET A YOUNG PUERTO RICAN GENTLEMAN. 115 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,445 HE INVITED ME INTO HIS CUBICLE 116 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:49,249 TO TALK ABOUT REPUBLICAN PARTY POLICY. 117 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,084 AS I MADE MY WAY INTO THE CUBICLE 118 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,921 I SLIPPED UPON THE WET FLOOR, 119 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,823 AND IN THE CONFUSION 120 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:59,793 PULLED DOWN THE YOUNG MAN'S PANTS AND BRIEFS. 121 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:05,032 AT THAT POINT MY CLOTHES ACCIDENTALLY FELL OFF. 122 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,401 THE YOUNG MAN RAOUL, 123 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,704 THEN REALIZED HE HAD LOST A CONTACT LENS. 124 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,106 HE THEN BENT OVER TO FIND IT. 125 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,709 DURING HIS SEARCH 126 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,211 HE INADVERTENTLY BACKED ONTO ME. 127 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,247 AND I REGRET TO SAY 128 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:23,684 A PART OF MY BODY ENTERED HIS. 129 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,054 AT THIS POINT THE POLICE ARRIVED 130 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,658 AND I CAN SEE HOW THE EVENTS COULD HAVE BEEN MISCONSTRUED. 131 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,226 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 132 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,496 THANK YOU. 133 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,201 Narrator: THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY DIET CLASSES 134 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,737 HAPPENING TODAY ALL OVER AMERICA 135 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:47,207 WHERE THERE ARE NOW HUGE NUMBERS OF OBESE PEOPLE, 136 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,543 OR GREEDY FAT SLOBS. 137 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:56,149 OKAY, SO TODAY WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 138 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,886 CAN WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER, PLEASE, 139 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:02,289 TO COME UP HERE AND TELL US ALL WHY THEY'RE SO REVOLTINGLY FAT? 140 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:04,992 YES, TONY, YOU HAD YOUR HAND UP. 141 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,128 IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME AND JOIN US UP HERE... 142 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,931 BOOM BOOM BOOM. HERE HE COMES. 143 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,034 EASY. OKAY. 144 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,369 SO, TONY, YOU-- 145 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,572 AND I KNOW YOU WON'T MIND ME SAYING IT-- 146 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:22,175 YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY MOST FATTIEST PEOPLE HERE. 147 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,411 IN FACT, I OFTEN STRUGGLE 148 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,413 TO FIT ALL OF YOU IN MY FIELD OF VISION. 149 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:29,282 TONY, 150 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,119 WHEN DID YOUR PROBLEMS WITH WEIGHT BEGIN? 151 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,755 WELL, IT STARTED IN SCHOOL. 152 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,389 I WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT 153 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,825 AND THE KIDS WOULD TEASE ME. 154 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,661 AND THE MORE THEY'D TEASE ME, THE MORE I'D EAT. 155 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,429 I GUESS I WAS COMFORT EATING. 156 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,097 IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE, ISN'T IT, TONY? 157 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,666 - YEAH. - YEAH YEAH. 158 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,036 ( mock crying ) YUM YUM YUM. 159 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,438 YEAH? ( mock crying ) 160 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,941 DA DA DA. 161 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:57,410 AND WHAT DID THEY SAY, TONY? WHAT DID THEY CALL YOU? 162 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,613 - FATTY. - OH. 163 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,114 THAT'S NOT NICE, IS IT? 164 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,450 THEY CALLED HIM FATTY. 165 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,754 - NOT FATTY BOOM BOOM? - NO. 166 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,089 THEY DIDN'T GO, "OH, FATTY BOOM BOOM, FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM"? 167 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,759 - NO. - NO, JUST FATTY. 168 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,360 YEAH. 169 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,028 - PIG? - NO. 170 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,897 - PIGGY? - NO. 171 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,366 "PIGS IN SPACE"! 172 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,168 NO. 173 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,636 NO. NO. 174 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,938 - JABBA THE HUTT? - NO. 175 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,674 NO. TUB OF SHIT? 176 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,376 - ONCE. - ONCE. 177 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,344 - BABAR THE ELEPHANT? - NO. 178 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,180 NO NO. 179 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,515 OH, BARRY WHITE? 180 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,217 - NO. - NO NO. 181 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,852 YOU'RE NOT BLACK, ARE YOU? 182 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,021 - NO. - NO, HE'S NOT BLACK. 183 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,857 NO. JUST FAT. 184 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:47,027 - JABBA THE HUTT? - YOU ALREADY SAID THAT ONE. 185 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,496 OH. WELL, ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS? 186 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,332 NO? COME ON. 187 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,401 YOU'RE NO FUN, YOU LOT. 188 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,203 SO JUST FATTY? 189 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,605 YEAH, THEY JUST CALLED ME FATTY. 190 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,240 YEAH YEAH. THEY JUST CALLED HIM FATTY. 191 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,742 THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED HIM-- FATTY. 192 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,044 DIDN'T THEY, EH? FATTY. 193 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,413 HMM? HMM? FATTY. 194 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,515 HMM? FATTY. 195 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:11,551 HMM? HMM? YOU FAT FAT FATTY. 196 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,486 HEY HEY, YOU ARE FATTY. 197 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,089 MAN, YOU FAT. YOU A FATTY. 198 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,558 YOU A FATTY. YEAH. 199 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,193 KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL. 200 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,730 AND WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS? WHAT DID THEY CALL YOU? 201 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,131 THEY NEVER CALLED ME ANY NAMES. 202 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,700 THEY WOULD HAVE DONE, JUST NOT TO YOUR FACE. 203 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,702 ( with accent ) LEAVE TONY ALONE. 204 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,604 SORRY. SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? 205 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,006 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - DO IT AGAIN. 206 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,542 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - DO IT AGAIN. 207 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,645 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - DO IT AGAIN. 208 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,747 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - DO IT AGAIN. 209 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,949 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - DO IT AGAIN. 210 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,384 - LEAVE TONY ALONE. - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAY. 211 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,553 - DO IT AGAIN. - LEAVE TONY ALONE. 212 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,421 - DO IT AGAIN. - LEAVE TONY ALONE. 213 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,457 - DO IT AGAIN. - LEAVE TONY ALONE. 214 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,293 OH, YEAH. ABOUT A QUARTER TO 9:00. 215 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,195 OKAY? 216 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,834 RIGHT, WHERE WERE WE? 217 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,804 OH YEAH. MAN, YOU FAT. FATTY FATTY FATTY. 218 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,207 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPEAKING TO TONY LIKE THAT. 219 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,976 YOU AIN'T SO SLIM YOURSELF. 220 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,410 YEAH! 221 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,114 - DO IT AGAIN. - SHE'S JUST A BULLY. 222 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,749 YEAH, WHAT'D THEY CALL YOU AT SCHOOL? 223 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,686 THEY CALLED ME MARJORIE, ACTUALLY. 224 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,420 OR BEAUTIFUL MARJORIE. 225 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,756 OR PRINCESS GORGEOUS. 226 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,424 NOW GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT, PLEASE. 227 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,059 FAT! 228 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,699 Narrator: WE CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY AT THIS HOSPITAL 229 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,133 IN PENNSYLVANIA. 230 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,502 THE HEALTH SERVICE IS FREE IN BRITAIN. 231 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,505 IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP SECONDARY INFECTIONS IN AMERICA 232 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,373 YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM. 233 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,437 OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! 234 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,517 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT 235 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,787 TO SEE THE CARDIOLOGIST. 236 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,758 MY NAME IS PETER BEALE. 237 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,194 COMPUTER SAYS NO. 238 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,297 APPARENTLY YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. 239 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,835 THAT MUST BE A MISTAKE. 240 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,872 DEAD. 241 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,254 MOVE! 242 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,833 Narrator: ONE THING THAT'S VERY POPULAR IN OUR COUNTRY 243 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,534 IS TRANSVESTISM. 244 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,504 IN FACT, I'M WEARING BRA AND KNICKERS RIGHT NOW. 245 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,073 MAN, IT FEELS GOOD. 246 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,676 IT'S THIS MAN'S LUCKY NIGHT 247 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,346 AS TRANSVESTITE EMILY HOWARD HAS ARRIVED. 248 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,616 OH, YOU MUST BE LEO. 249 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,919 OH, YOU MUST BE EMILY. 250 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,188 YES, I'M EMILY. EMILY HOWARD, A LADY. 251 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,957 YES. 252 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,026 WELL, 253 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,094 THIS IS RATHER JOLLY, ISN'T IT? 254 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,596 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A BLIND DATE BEFORE. 255 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,565 I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. 256 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,635 YES, I TOO AM SURPRISED. 257 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,470 GOOD EVENING... 258 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,039 GENTLEMEN. 259 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,408 ARE WE, UH, READY TO ORDER? 260 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,710 UM, YES. I EAT LIKE A BIRD. 261 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,513 I'LL HAVE A LARGE STEAK, PLEASE, RARE 262 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,682 WITH A PORTION OF FRIES. 263 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,951 IT COMES WITH FRIES. 264 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,919 YES, I'D LIKE EXTRA FRIES, PLEASE. 265 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,355 ALL RIGHT. AND YOU, SIR? 266 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,057 OH, UH... 267 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,459 I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY ANYMORE. 268 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,994 I'LL JUST HAVE THE GREEN SALAD. 269 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,695 VERY GOOD, GENTLEMEN. 270 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,631 I'M A LADY. 271 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,567 ( chuckles ) CHIN CHIN. 272 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,075 AH! 273 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,978 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. 274 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,146 I'M A LADY AND I DO LADIES THINGS 275 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,983 LIKE ATTEND LUNCHEONS AND SOCIETY BALLS 276 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,318 AND THE OPERA AND... 277 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,419 SHIT. 278 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,889 ( chuckles ) DO EXCUSE ME. 279 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,925 I MUST JUST GO AND POWDER MY NOSE. 280 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,628 ( laughs ) 281 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,932 SILLY MISTAKE. I AM A LADY. 282 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,437 WON'T BE LONG, LOVER BOY. 283 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,581 OH, TAKING ME HOME ALREADY, ARE WE? 284 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,185 NAUGHTY. 285 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,768 WELL, THIS IS ME. 286 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,737 SO, DO YOU WANT TO COME IN FOR COFFEE? 287 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,772 OH, I'D LOVE TO, 288 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,442 BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. 289 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,617 YOU CAN MAIL THE WIG BACK TO ME. 290 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,821 Narrator: BRITISH PEOPLE LOVE TO HOLIDAY 291 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,423 IN THE UNITED STATES. 292 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,393 FRATERNIZING WITH AMERICANS GIVES THEM A GREAT SENSE 293 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,529 OF MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY. 294 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,965 FOR THIS BRITISH COUPLE, 295 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,968 THEIR HOLIDAY IS COMING TO AN END. 296 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,272 FLIGHT DELAYED. 297 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,976 I MEAN, I COULD GO AND ASK THE GIRL, 298 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,979 BUT SHE'LL TELL US TO KEEP LOOKING AT THE SCREENS. 299 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,948 WHICH WE ARE DOING. 300 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,518 SO... 301 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,721 I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE ARE BOARDING, JUST NOT US. 302 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,857 QUEBEC, BOARDING. 303 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,328 RIO DE JANEIRO, BOARDING. 304 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,031 BEIJING, BOARDING. 305 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,334 BARCELONA, LAST CALL. 306 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,903 I MEAN, THAT'S SAYING IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO GO TO BARCELONA 307 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,338 YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR SKATES ON 308 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,074 'CAUSE THAT REALLY IS THE LAST CALL. 309 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,114 SO... 310 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,426 I'M GETTING ANOTHER CUP OF TEA. YOU WANT ONE? 311 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,129 NO, BETTER NOT. 312 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,297 YOUR BLADDER'S NOT WHAT IS WAS. 313 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,534 AND YOUR ASS HAS GIVEN UP AS WELL, IN'IT? 314 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,672 SO... 315 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,345 SO... 316 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,750 BOARDING NOW AT GATE 15. 317 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,722 COME ON, YOU CUNT. 318 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,498 Narrator: WELSH STUDENT DAFYDD THOMAS IS A HOMOSEXUAL. 319 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,235 I USED TO BE HOMOSEXUAL BUT I HAD TO GIVE IT UP. 320 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,204 IT MADE MY EYES WATER. 321 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,706 THE MAN'S AN INSPIRATION. 322 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,008 ( banging ) 323 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,546 WILL YOU BE QUIET? 324 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,515 ( woman moaning ) 325 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,819 EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A GAY MAN TRYING TO SLEEP IN HERE. 326 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,489 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 327 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,127 MAKE WAY FOR THE GAY. 328 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,197 COME ON, OPEN UP, PLEASE. 329 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,065 THIS IS DAFYDD, THE GAY FROM NEXT DOOR. 330 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,067 - OPEN UP, PLEASE. - WHAT? 331 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,769 OH, LOOK AT YOU. COVER UP, WOMAN. IT'S OBSCENE. 332 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,938 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 333 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,840 YES, THERE IS A PROBLEM. 334 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,409 I AM TRYING TO SLEEP NEXT DOOR. 335 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,011 BUT I CANNOT BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE, 336 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,747 AND EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, MAKING LOVE. 337 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,182 WHAT'S GOING ON, HONEY? 338 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,285 I SHALL TELL YOU, SIR, WHAT'S GOING ON. 339 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,754 - DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIR? - YEAH. 340 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,256 I'M A WOMAN. 341 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,858 WELL, I SHALL TELL YOU, MADAM-- OH MY GOD! 342 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,561 YOU MEAN YOU'RE... 343 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,796 LESBIANS, YEAH. 344 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,233 UGH. UGH! 345 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,135 I'M SORRY, IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 346 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,637 YES, I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. 347 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,639 I AM THE ONLY GAY ON CAMPUS. 348 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,708 - ( laughs ) - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. WE'RE GAY TOO. 349 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,811 YOU'RE LESBIANS. THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT, DOES IT? 350 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,247 Both: YES. 351 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,149 IT'S NOT PROPER GAY THOUGH. 352 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,418 I MEAN, WHAT YOU EVEN DO IS JUST A BIT ON MINGE MUNCHING, ISN'T IT? 353 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,820 MINGE MUNCHING? 354 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,422 LOOK, THERE'S NO NEED TO BE LESBIAN. 355 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,492 YOU COULD GET A BOYFRIEND. YOU COULDN'T. 356 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,893 HOW DARE YOU? 357 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,695 LOOK, I'M NOT LESBIPHOBIC. 358 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,264 IF YOU WANNA SIT AROUND ALL DAY 359 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,566 WATCHING RERUNS OF "XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS" 360 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,269 AND NOT SHAVING YOUR LEGS, THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS. 361 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,237 BUT I DO NEED MY SLEEP, 362 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,907 SO PLEASE JUST FOR TONIGHT, NO MORE LICKY LICKY. 363 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,777 THANK YOU. 364 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,745 Narrator: THIS IS THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF RETIRED ASTRONAUT 365 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,315 BING GORDYN, THE EIGHTH MAN ON THE MOON. 366 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,418 BRITAIN HAS SENT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE TO THE MOON. 367 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,653 WE JUST CHOOSE NOT TO GO ON ABOUT IT. 368 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,389 WE ARE NOT ARROGANT. 369 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,624 - YOU MUST BE DEAN. - YES, SIR. 370 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,293 COME ON IN. 371 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,667 SO YOU'RE DOING YOUR UNDERGRAD THESIS ON THE MOON LANDINGS? 372 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,169 THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. 373 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,870 WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 374 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,373 PRETTY NEAT, HUH? 375 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,542 THAT'S ME TAKING MY FIRST STEPS ON THE MOON. 376 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,844 - TAKE A SEAT. TAKE A SEAT. - OH, THANK YOU. 377 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,146 ANOTHER ONE OF ME ON THE MOON. 378 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,449 THAT'S ME ALSO ON THAT MOON. 379 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,119 OH, THAT'S ME ON CARSON MEETING JAMES BOND HIMSELF, 380 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,288 GEORGE LAZENBY. 381 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,258 AND YOU SAY YOU WERE THE NINTH MAN ON THE MOON? 382 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,092 EIGHTH MAN ON THE MOON. 383 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,362 EIGHTH MAN. WHO THE HELL WAS THE NINTH? 384 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,531 ( chuckles ) THAT'S QUITE A COLLECTION. 385 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,468 THANKS. WELL, WHEN A GUY GOES TO THE MOON 386 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,670 PEOPLE DON'T LET YOU FORGET ABOUT IT. 387 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,938 YEAH, I'LL BET. 388 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,307 SO WHAT'S THE TITLE OF YOUR THESIS? 389 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,643 OH, IT'S CALLED "AN AMERICAN CONSPIRACY: 390 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,778 HOW THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED." 391 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,017 OKAY. 392 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,987 OKAY. 393 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,556 OKAY. 394 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,425 HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WATER OR SOME TANG? 395 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,627 SURE, I'LL HAVE SOME WATER. 396 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,330 ( groans ) 397 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,234 GUY WANTS A GLASS OF WATER. 398 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,446 SO THE MOON LANDINGS DIDN'T HAPPEN? 399 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,416 UH, IT'S JUST A THEORY. 400 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,984 ALL THE MOON LANDINGS? 401 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,019 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE SAYING THE FIRST ONE DIDN'T HAPPEN, 402 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,389 THEN FINE, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME THE SIXTH MAN ON THE MOON. 403 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,657 ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST 404 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,360 THAT ALL THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED. 405 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,961 LISTEN TO ME, ASSHOLE. 406 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,030 I WENT TO THE MOON, OKAY? 407 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,665 I WENT TO THE MOON. 408 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,468 IT WAS REAL COLD, THE FOOD WAS HORRIBLE, 409 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,969 I THREW UP IN MY HELMET. 410 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,672 SO I'M NOT HAVING SOME RETARD 411 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,309 FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF RETARDS 412 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,444 TELLING ME I DIDN'T GO TO THE MOON. 413 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,746 I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY. 414 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,816 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WRITE IN YOUR LITTLE ESSAY? 415 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,085 THAT THE MOON LANDINGS DEFINITELY DID HAPPEN. 416 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,387 AND? 417 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,057 AND THAT YOU WERE THE BEST GUY WHO WENT THERE. 418 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,126 REALLY. 419 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,994 RUN! 420 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,671 I WENT TO THE GODDAMN MOON! 421 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,343 MOON STUFF. 422 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,416 Narrator: ANOTHER NONDESCRIPT STATE IN THIS GOD-AWFUL COUNTRY 423 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,852 IS OHIO WHERE THIS AMERICAN COUPLE 424 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,555 HAVE BEEN PLAYING HOST TO THEIR BRITISH RELATIVES. 425 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,089 I'M MAKING SOME COFFEE. YOU WANT ANYTHING? 426 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,891 ( British accent ) BITTY. 427 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,192 COME ON, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 428 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,929 BITTY. I WANT BITTY. 429 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,365 COME ON. 430 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,200 WHO BREAST FEEDS AT 25? 431 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,102 - ( laughing ) - GOOD MORNING. 432 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,271 OH, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 433 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,173 OBVIOUSLY. 434 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,109 I'M SORRY, WE WERE JUST-- 435 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,412 SO THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT US, IS IT? 436 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,347 THAT WE'RE SOME SORT OF A JOKE? 437 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,882 NO NO NO. NOT AT ALL. 438 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,885 IT'S JUST THE WHOLE BITTY THING IS, WELL... 439 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,520 WEIRD. 440 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,423 OH, WE'RE WEIRD, ARE WE? 441 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,158 WELL, I'M SORRY WE EVER DARKENED YOUR DOOR. 442 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,860 WE'RE LEAVING. 443 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,962 CELIA. 444 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,238 - ( knocks ) - Celia: YES? 445 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,808 WE WANTED TO SAY SORRY. 446 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:27,480 - RIGHT. - WE REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO GO. 447 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,550 THANK YOU. 448 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,652 WELL, HARVEY AND GERALD ARE TERRIBLY UPSET. 449 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,655 - YOU'D BETTER APOLOGIZE TO THEM TOO. - OH, OF COURSE. 450 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,669 Narrator: ONE THING THAT IRRITATES BRITISH PEOPLE ABOUT AMERICANS 451 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,971 IS THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL. 452 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,706 LOOK AT THAT SIGN. 453 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,575 PEASANTS. 454 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,112 SO HOW'D YOUR EYE SURGERY GO? 455 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,348 OH, I, UH... 456 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,284 I KIND OF LIED TO YOU ABOUT THAT, BUD. 457 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,119 I DIDN'T HAVE AN OPERATION ON MY EYE. 458 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,188 I HAD ONE ON MY DICK. 459 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,623 - YOUR DICK? - YEAH. 460 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,525 I HAD A PENIS ENLARGEMENT OPERATION. 461 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,794 BUT, DUDE, YOUR DICK WAS EPIC. 462 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,997 I KNOW, I KNOW. I JUST WANTED IT THAT LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 463 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,198 CAN I SEE IT? 464 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,867 I WOULD LOVE YOU TO SEE IT. 465 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,502 THANK YOU. 466 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,709 THAT IS A MONSTER. 467 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,310 I KNOW. 468 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,746 - YOU SHOULD DO PORN. - I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. 469 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,915 DO YOU THINK ANY WOMAN COULD ACCOMMODATE THAT? 470 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,385 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M SURE AS HELL GONNA HAVE FUN FINDING OUT. 471 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:42,154 WAY TO GO. 472 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,924 I ACTUALLY HAD AN OPERATION LIKE THAT LAST WEEK. 473 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,960 BUT YOUR DICK WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST DICK THAT EVER LIVED. 474 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,263 I KNOW, BUT I ALWAYS HAD THAT NAGGING FEELING IT COULD BE A LITTLE BIGGER. 475 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:52,899 MAY I SEE IT? 476 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,635 I WOULD BE HONORED AND PRIVILEGED FOR YOU TO SEE IT. 477 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:59,005 - THANK YOU. - NO, THANK YOU. 478 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,111 OH, UH... 479 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,479 THAT'S A-- 480 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,549 YEAH, THE SURGERY WENT A LITTLE WRONG. 481 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,251 SO THEY SAID, "IS IT OKAY IF WE MAKE IT INTO A VAGINA?" 482 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:15,555 SO I SAID SURE. 483 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:19,692 - IT'S A NICE VAGINA, MAN. - HEY, THANKS, MAN. 484 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,894 - SHOULD WE GO TAKE A SHOWER? - YEAH. 485 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,263 OH, I SHOULD PROBABLY USE THE LADIES. 486 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:25,598 SURE. 487 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,303 Narrator: AT THEIR MOTEL IN MISSISSIPPI, 488 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,473 LOU HAS RETURNED WITH ANDY'S LUNCH. 489 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,111 - ANDY? - MORNING. 490 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,713 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 491 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,282 YOU KNOW THE OLD LADY WHO STAYS AT THE MOTEL? 492 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,284 - YEAH. - SHE GAVE IT TO ME. 493 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,686 REALLY? 494 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,925 - YEAH. - OH. 495 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,961 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 496 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,462 OUT. 497 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,330 WHAT ABOUT ME? 498 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,699 DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. 499 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,768 YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE? 500 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,537 NO. NOT NOW I GOT THIS. 501 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,877 BYE, ANDY. 502 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,111 BYE, LEN. 503 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,913 IT'S LOU. 504 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:20,953 ( electricity crackling ) 505 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,895 LOU!? 506 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,732 YES, ANDY. 507 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,634 HELP ME. 508 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,915 ( groans ) 509 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,392 I LOVE YOU. 510 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,894 YEAH, I KNOW. 511 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:11,470 Narrator: AND SO THIS EXTRAORDINARY TELEVISION SERIES 512 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,072 HAS COME TO AN END, 513 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,742 THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT THE PEOPLE OF OUR GREAT NATIONS 514 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,610 EVEN CLOSER TOGETHER. 515 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:21,280 IN FACT, OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BECOME SO STRONG 516 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:24,884 THAT SURELY NOW IS THE TIME TO FINALLY BOMB THE HELL 517 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,318 OUT OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. 518 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,855 COME ON. LET'S DO IT! 519 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,658 YOU GO FIRST. GOODBYE! 520 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,897 ( theme music playing ) 36153

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