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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,242 Narrator: BRITAIN AND AMERICA, 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,811 THE TWO MOST RESPECTED COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD. 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,515 THAT WE ALSO HAVE THE MOST WEAPONS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. 4 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,151 AND YET THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN US. 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,421 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ART AND LITERATURE ARE. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,491 WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HANNAH MONTANA IS. 7 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,460 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MANNERS OR SOCIAL ETIQUETTE. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,464 WE ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE'S PIZZA EMPORIUMS. 9 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:34,735 BUT THE PEOPLE OF OUR TWO NATIONS ALSO SHARE SO MUCH 10 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,537 AS WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 11 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:40,574 IT'S TIME FOR "LITTLE BRITAIN USA." 12 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,611 ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR PASTIMES IN BRITAIN, 13 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,547 AFTER DOG FIGHTING AND MOCKING THE AFFLICTED, 14 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,349 IS TRANSVESTISM. 15 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:51,785 EXCUSE ME. I DID NOT STEAL A DRESS. 16 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,821 I WAS MERELY TRYING IT ON FOR SIZE 17 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,157 AND FORGOT TO TAKE IT OFF AND WALKED OUT OF THE STORE. 18 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,192 - SILLY ME. - YEAH, TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. 19 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,593 UNHAND ME, YOU BRUTE. 20 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,862 RAPE! RAPE! LADY RAPE! 21 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,664 OH! OH! 22 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,236 Narrator: AT THIS POLICE STATION IN PITTSBURGH 23 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,338 BRITISH TRANSVESTITE EMILY HOWARD 24 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,806 HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN A SPOT OF BOTHER. 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,475 WE NEED TO DO YOUR MUG SHOTS. 26 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,677 WONDERFUL! 27 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,680 FACE THE CAMERA PLEASE, SIR. 28 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,816 TURN TO YOUR LEFT. 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,652 TURN TO THE RIGHT. 30 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,656 OH, FASHION. ( chuckles ) 31 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,161 OKAY, NAME? 32 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,396 EMILY HOWARD. 33 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,500 EDDIE HOWARD. 34 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,735 SEX? 35 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,337 WE'VE ONLY JUST MET. 36 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,073 - GENDER? - HOW UTTERLY ABSURD. 37 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,442 I'M A LADY. I DO LADIES THINGS. 38 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:53,447 - MALE. - MARITAL STATUS? 39 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,417 MANY PROPOSALS FROM ELIGIBLE GENTLEMEN, 40 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,753 BUT I DON'T HAVE A RING ON MY FINGER JUST YET. 41 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,590 WIFE AND THREE KIDS. 42 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,527 OKAY, YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE PHONE CALL. 43 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,337 ( dialing ) 44 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,740 HELLO, TOMMY. IT'S DADDY. 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,809 IS MOMMY THERE? 46 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,544 NO. 47 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,146 WELL, CAN YOU TELL HER DADDY'S BEEN ARRESTED, 48 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,082 HE'S IN A POLICE STATION 49 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,285 AND HE'S WEARING A DRESS, 50 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,421 BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 51 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,523 OKAY, BYE. 52 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,326 ( quietly ) FUCK. 53 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,329 Narrator: IT IS A WIDELY-KNOWN FACT 54 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:44,698 THAT 90% OF AMERICANS CANNOT WRITE THEIR OWN NAME. 55 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,267 JUST WATERING THIS PLANT. 56 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,001 Narrator: BUT THE TOP MINDS IN THE COUNTRY 57 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,170 ATTEND UNIVERSITIES LIKE THIS ONE. 58 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,172 - ( knocks ) - COME IN. 59 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,944 - HEY, LINDA. - HELLO, STEVEN. 60 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,280 - TAKE A SEAT. - SURE. 61 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,352 SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 62 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,587 WELLS, ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHEN MY ESSAY 63 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,257 ON CONTEMPORARY AFRICAN-AMERICAN PLAYWRIGHTS IS DUE IN. 64 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,059 I'M NOT SURE. I'LL CALL MARTIN AND FIND OUT. 65 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:13,494 OKAY. 66 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,332 MARTIN, IT'S LINDA. 67 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,601 I'VE GOT A STUDENT HERE, 68 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,770 NEEDS TO KNOW WHEN HIS ESSAY IS DUE IN. 69 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:26,106 - YEAH. - STEVEN, STEVEN MORROW THE GRAD STUDENT. 70 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,376 YOU KNOW STEVEN. 71 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:30,578 UM, HOW CAN I DESCRIBE HIM? 72 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:34,382 UH, BLACK HAIR, NICE JAZZY WAISTCOATS. 73 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,385 PUTS YOU IN MIND OF A HOBBIT. 74 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:40,053 GETS HIS CLOTHES FROM BABY GAP. 75 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:43,257 WOULD HAVE MADE A FABULOUS EWOK. 76 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:46,126 YOU KNOW, "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS?" 77 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,096 THAT'S THE ONE, YEAH. 78 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,999 YES, I DID THE FACE. YES. OKAY. 79 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:54,568 IT'S DUE IN ON MONDAY. 80 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,936 THANKS. 81 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,773 OOMPA LOOMPA... 82 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,517 Narrator: THE BEST WAY FOR THE AMERICAN MALE 83 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,986 TO INDULGE HIS REPRESSED HOMOEROTIC TENDENCIES 84 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,323 IS TO ATTEND A GYM. 85 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,024 IMPRESSIVE SHOWER. 86 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,192 TRULY SO. 87 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,695 AHH! 88 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,266 OH! 89 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,011 ( laughing ) 90 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,713 MAN, THAT IS FUNNY. 91 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,115 WHOA, DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT TO ME 92 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,817 AFTER I'VE JUST DONE THAT TO YOU. 93 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,487 - WHOA! - OH! 94 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,522 - WHOA! - WHOA! 95 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,425 WHOA! ( laughing ) 96 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,628 WHOA WHOA. YOU GOT A... 97 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,365 ( gasps ) 98 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,733 YOU GOT A... 99 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,702 OH! 100 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,639 OKAY, DON'T WORRY, BRO. IT'S ALL GOOD. 101 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,842 JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE TAKING A COLD SHOWER 102 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,678 WITH DANNY DEVITO. 103 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,049 THAT'S MAKING IT WORSE! 104 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,251 ME TOO. 105 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,020 ( alarm sounding ) 106 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,622 Narrator: ONE OF THE INMATES AT THIS BOOT CAMP IN UTAH 107 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,392 IS BRITISH TEENAGER VICKY POLLARD. 108 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,760 VICKY HAS BEEN GETTING INTO TROUBLE ALL HER LIFE. 109 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:31,164 HER FIRST COURT APPEARANCE FOR ASSAULT WAS WHEN SHE WAS TWO. 110 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:35,068 VICKY POLLARD, ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE? 111 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,571 UM... NO. 112 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,106 BUT YEAH. 113 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,374 BUT NO. 114 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,842 BUT YEAH. BUT NO. 115 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,877 I'M NOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED WAS 116 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,446 THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED WHAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW NOTHING ABOUT 117 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,214 'CAUSE I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY ASLEEP 118 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,949 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS LITTLE BIRD TWEETING 119 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,785 LIKE IT WAS STUCK UP ON A FENCE OR SOMETHING. 120 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,121 SO I CLIMBED UP HERE TO SAVE IT AND I GOT CAUGHT INSTEAD. 121 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,090 BUT THAT'S, LIKE, TYPICAL OF ME BECAUSE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR ANIMALS 122 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,060 'CAUSE I TOTALLY LOVE THEM AND I'VE ONLY GOT ONE CONVICTION FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY 123 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,130 AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I TIED BETHANY RAY'S HAMSTER TO A FIREWORK 124 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:06,133 AND SET IT OFF AND SHE CALLED THE POLICE AND SAID I KILLED IT AND I GOT DONE FOR IT. 125 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,769 BUT THEY NEVER FOUND THE BODY SO HOW COULD THEY PROVE IT WAS HAMSTER MURDER? 126 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,572 WE TAKE ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE VERY SERIOUSLY. 127 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,608 OH MY GOD, I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. 128 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,444 I'VE NOT NEVER EVEN TRIED TO ESCAPE OR NOTHING. 129 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,446 I, LIKE, TOTALLY LOVE THIS PLACE. 130 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,180 YOU'RE SO KIND TO US AND YOU REALLY LOOK AFTER US 131 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,783 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS, LIKE, MAKING SURE WE'RE NICE AND CLEAN. 132 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,586 THAT MUST BE WHY YOU ALWAYS WATCH US TAKE A SHOWER. 133 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,723 WE NEED TO GET YOU DOWN 134 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,893 AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD WARDEN'S OFFICE. 135 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,396 GOOD. GOOD. 'CAUSE I WAS GONNA GO SEE THE HEAD WARDEN ANYWAY 136 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,898 BECAUSE I'M GONNA SUE THIS PLACE 137 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,733 'CAUSE THIS BARBED WIRE HAS TOTALLY RIPPED MY LEGGINGS. 138 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,335 YOU DO REALIZE THAT BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO ESCAPE 139 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:46,306 THAT YOUR SENTENCE WILL NOW BE INCREASED BY ANOTHER SIX MONTHS? 140 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,675 I DON'T EVEN CARE. 141 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,243 YOU WERE DUE TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW. 142 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,513 OH. 143 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,083 THAT HAS ACTUALLY SHUT ME UP. 144 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,922 Narrator: ELLIE GRACE IS A TYPICAL EVERYDAY AMERICAN GIRL 145 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:05,926 EXCEPT THAT SHE IS PLAYED BY A 34-YEAR-OLD BRITISH MAN. 146 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:10,030 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE VERY BRAVE, ELLIE GRACE. 147 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,832 TONSILS ARE TEENY-WEENY. 148 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,467 THEY'RE GONNA BE OUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 149 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,202 I KNOW, GRANDMA. 150 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:18,071 AND WHEN YOU'RE BETTER, WE'RE ALL GONNA GO TO DISNEYLAND. 151 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,239 TO WHERE, DEAR? 152 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,373 TO DISNEYLAND. 153 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,510 OH, YES. OH, YES. 154 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:25,145 DISNEYLAND. YES. 155 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,980 I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA. 156 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,115 I LOVE YOU, MOM. 157 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,217 WE LOVE YOU TOO, ELLIE GRACE. 158 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,553 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SNOWFLAKES. 159 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,455 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SUNSHINE. 160 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,558 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PONIES. 161 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,627 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TEDDY BEARS. 162 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,596 OH. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CARTOONS. 163 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,598 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ICE CREAM. 164 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:48,168 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN INTERRACIAL GANG-BANGS. 165 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,372 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 166 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,774 I SAID I LOVE YOU MORE THAN INTERRACIAL-- 167 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:56,076 WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN, ELLIE GRACE! 168 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,145 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? 169 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,013 SOME OF THE OLDER BOYS AT SCHOOL 170 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,684 SAID THEY SAW A DVD OF MEN AND WOMEN OF DIFFERENT ETHNIC ORIGINS 171 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,986 PARTAKING IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH EACH OTHER. 172 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,689 WELL, THAT STUFF IS JUST DIRTY, ELLIE GRACE. 173 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,691 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS GOOD 174 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,126 IF PEOPLE FROM ALL RACES GOT ALONG TOGETHER. 175 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,729 YES, BUT NOT THAT WELL. 176 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,399 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? - OH. NOTHING, MOM. 177 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,569 HEY. THERE'S MY BRAVE GIRL. 178 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:24,972 ARE YOU READY NOW FOR YOUR LITTLE OPERATION? 179 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,940 SURE AM. 180 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:40,621 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN "TOY STORY 2." 181 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,389 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MARSHMALLOWS. 182 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,892 OH. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SNOOPY. 183 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,728 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CUPCAKES. 184 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,797 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BLACK COCK. 185 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,803 WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR? 186 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,806 I SAID I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BLACK COCK! 187 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,943 TAKES AFTER HER OLD GRANDMA. 188 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,684 Narrator: THE NUMBER-ONE DRINK IN BRITAIN IS BOILING WATER. 189 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,687 BUT IN AMERICA, IT IS NOT UNCOMMON 190 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,455 TO ADD SOME COFFEE BEANS. 191 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,958 HENCE THE SUCCESS OF COFFEE SHOP CHAINS. 192 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:22,395 SO THIS IS THE SITE OF THE FIRST STARBUCKS IN THE DISTRICT 193 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,498 AND OF COURSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR OTHER PROPERTIES 194 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,367 TO EXPAND THE STARBUCKS FRANCHISE. 195 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,938 SO WE'VE JUST BOUGHT THIS STORE AND WE'RE GONNA TURN IT INTO 196 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,073 A STARBUCKS. 197 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,008 - THE STORE NEXT TO THE STARBUCKS. - THAT'S RIGHT. 198 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,510 SO SAY YOU'VE JUST COME OUT OF THIS STARBUCKS 199 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,446 AND YOU WANT ANOTHER STARBUCKS. 200 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,081 YOU CAN JUST GO INTO THIS STARBUCKS. 201 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,382 OKAY. 202 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,151 THIS STORE WE'VE MADE AN OFFER ON. 203 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,621 WE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT SITE FOR A STARBUCKS. 204 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,490 THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO THE OTHER TWO STARBUCKS. 205 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,125 THAT'S RIGHT. BUT CRUCIALLY, THIS STARBUCKS 206 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,928 - IS DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER STARBUCKS. - IN WHAT WAY, STEVE? 207 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,165 WELL, STEVE, WE AT STARBUCKS HAVE HAD A LOT OF SUCCESS 208 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,000 IN PUTTING BRANCHES OF STARBUCKS INSIDE OTHER STORES, 209 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,534 FOR INSTANCE BARNES & NOBLE. 210 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,137 WE SURE HAVE! 211 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,074 SO IN THIS STARBUCKS WE'RE GONNA BUILD 212 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,876 A STARBUCKS. 213 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,778 A STARBUCKS IN A STARBUCKS. 214 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,380 THAT'S RIGHT. SO NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO LEAVE STARBUCKS 215 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,816 TO ENJOY STARBUCKS IN YOUR STARBUCKS. 216 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,185 STARBUCKS. 217 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,320 STARBUCKS. 218 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,255 STARBUCKS. STARBUCKS. 219 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,791 STARBUR-- 220 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,766 Narrator: OUR NEXT STOP IS THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C. 221 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,736 AS IN BRITAIN, IF YOU HAVE A KEEN INTEREST 222 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,839 IN DODGY SHARE DEALINGS AND ILLICIT SEXUAL LIAISONS, 223 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,108 YOU MANY LIKE TO BECOME A POLITICIAN. 224 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,575 PLEASE, PLEASE. 225 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,912 THE SENATOR WOULD NOW LIKE TO MAKE A STATEMENT. 226 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,747 THANK YOU. 227 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,517 ON THURSDAY EVENING AFTER A MEETING 228 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,185 WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATE, 229 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,689 I WAS DRIVING HOME TO MY BELOVED WIFE AND CHILDREN 230 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,391 WHEN I SAW AN AFRO-CARIBBEAN LADY 231 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,393 STANDING BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 232 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,264 IN WHAT I AM NOW TOLD IS A NOTORIOUS RED-LIGHT DISTRICT. 233 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,368 AS IT WAS 2:00 IN THE MORNING 234 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,037 AND BEING A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN, 235 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,840 I THOUGHT THE LADY MIGHT APPRECIATE A RIDE HOME 236 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:17,010 SO I INVITED HER INTO MY CAR. 237 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,913 IT WAS AN UNSEASONABLY WARM EVENING 238 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,183 SO WE BOTH DECIDED TO TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES. 239 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,553 IT THEN BECAME CLEAR TO ME THAT THE LADY 240 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,655 WAS IN FACT A TRANSSEXUAL 241 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,859 BY WHICH I MEAN A PERSON, USUALLY A DEMOCRAT, 242 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,761 WITH FEMALE APPEARANCE 243 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,097 BUT MALE GENITALIA. 244 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,932 THEN MYSELF AND THE TRANSSEXUAL, 245 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,534 OR RAYMOND AS HE IS KNOWN, 246 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,070 CLIMBED ONTO THE BACK SEAT 247 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,538 TO ENGAGE IN A BOUT OF WRESTLING. 248 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,974 MY WIFE WILL VOUCH FOR ME, 249 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,143 I'M A KEEN FAN OF CONTACT SPORTS. 250 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,915 I THEN BECAME HUNGRY. 251 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:58,585 I WENT TO TAKE A BITE OF WHAT I FATALLY ASSUMED 252 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:03,090 WAS A BIG BLACK HOT DOG. 253 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,892 AT THAT MOMENT THE POLICE ARRIVED. 254 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,927 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY. 255 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,728 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 256 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,164 ( reporters clamoring ) 257 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,771 Narrator: AMERICANS LIKE TO HOLIDAY IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY, 258 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,974 WHICH SUITS THE REST OF THE WORLD JUST FINE. 259 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,246 LOVELY AFTERNOON, ISN'T IT? 260 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,747 OH, BEAUTIFUL. SO WARM. 261 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,249 PARDON ME. ANYONE SITTING HERE? 262 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,385 WHAT? UH, NO, UH, PLEASE, UH, TAKE A SEAT. 263 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,254 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - GO RIGHT AHEAD. 264 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,090 - GREAT HOTEL. - OH YES. WE COME HERE EVERY YEAR. 265 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,092 SO DO WE. WE LOVE IT HERE. 266 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,628 - WHERE ARE YOU FOLKS FROM? - WE'RE FROM NORTH CAROLINA. 267 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,296 OH HOW FUNNY. SO ARE WE. 268 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,033 OH. WE'RE FROM A LITTLE PLACE IN NEW HANOVER COUNTY. 269 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,968 - SO ARE WE. - OH, FUNNY! 270 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,737 - DO YOU KNOW CRESTWOOD? - THAT'S WHERE WE'RE FROM. 271 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,305 - WE LIVE IN CRESTWOOD. - NO. 272 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,241 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. - WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT? 273 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,209 I DON'T KNOW. 274 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,811 SO WHEREABOUTS IN CRESTWOOD ARE YOU? 275 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,612 OH, IF YOU'RE COMING FROM THE TOWN CENTER, 276 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,782 YOU PASS THE CHURCH ON YOUR LEFT AND IT'S THE SECOND TURN ON YOUR RIGHT. 277 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,117 - BROOKE VIEW DRIVE. - BROOKE VIEW DRIVE. 278 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,919 Both: WE LIVE ON BROOKE VIEW DRIVE. 279 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,620 YOU LIVE ON BROOKE VIEW DRIVE? 280 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,057 SURE. NOW WHAT NUMBER BROOKE VIEW DRIVE? 281 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,859 42. 282 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:19,132 BUT WE LIVE AT 42 BROOKE VIEW DRIVE. 283 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,802 WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? 284 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,438 STEVE AND WENDY ASHBY. 285 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,912 WE'RE STEVE AND WENDY ASHBY. 286 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,386 All: OH. 287 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,593 Narrator: BACK AT THE UNIVERSITY. 288 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,695 MMM. MOIST CROISSANT. 289 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,763 ( knocking ) 290 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,900 COME IN. 291 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,202 - HI, LINDA. - AH, HELLO, DARIN. 292 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,337 TAKE A SEAT. 293 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,206 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 294 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:03,143 LINDA, I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN GET AN EXTENSION 295 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,278 ON MY DISSERTATION ON FEMINIST POETRY. 296 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,248 IT'S DUE IN ON THURSDAY AND I THINK I NEED THE WEEKEND TO FINISH IT. 297 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,219 I'M NOT SURE. I'LL CALL MARTIN AND FIND OUT. 298 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,391 MARTIN, IT'S LINDA. 299 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,360 I'VE GOT A STUDENT HERE 300 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,896 WHO NEEDS AN EXTENSION ON HIS DISSERTATION. 301 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,365 DARIN. DARIN CHAO. 302 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,501 HOW CAN I DESCRIBE HIM? 303 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,070 UM, BLACK HAIR, 304 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906 BIG FAN OF NOODLES. 305 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,042 PEN PALS WITH CLAY AIKEN. 306 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,379 THAT'S RIGHT, THE LADY BOY. 307 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,648 OKAY. 308 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,350 HE SAYS THAT'S FINE. 309 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,618 THANKS. 310 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,992 BYE. 311 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,593 ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! 312 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,234 Narrator: TODAY BRITISH TOURISTS LOU AND ANDY ARE VISITING A ZOO. 313 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,137 LIKE MANY BRITISH PEOPLE, I WAS RAISED IN A ZOO. 314 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,673 I STILL WON'T EAT FISH UNLESS YOU THROW IT AT ME. 315 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,341 I WANNA GO AND SEE THE EWOKS. 316 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,111 OH NO, YOU DON'T GET EWOKS IN A ZOO, ANDY. 317 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,146 - I KNOW. - Lou: NOW. 318 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,416 DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL THAT IS? 319 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,351 MONKEY. 320 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,288 NO IT'S NOT A MONKEY. IT'S A LION. 321 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,124 - YEAH, I KNOW. - NOW THAT'S A MALE LION. 322 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,659 DO YOU KNOW WHAT FEMALE LIONS ARE CALLED? 323 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,795 MRS. LION. 324 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,264 NO, IT'S A LIONESS. 325 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:35,202 NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK LIONS EAT? 326 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,374 FOOD. 327 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,176 THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. 328 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,413 WELL DONE. YEAH, THEY DO EAT FOOD. 329 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,481 THE LION ENJOYS A DIET 330 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,518 THAT INCLUDES WILDEBEEST, ZEBRAS AND BUFFALO. 331 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,920 YEAH I KNOW. I WANNA GO AND STROKE IT. 332 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,189 OH NO NO NO. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO STROKE THE LION. 333 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,890 - YEAH YOU ARE. - NO YOU'RE NOT. 334 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,660 THAT WOULD BE EXCEEDINGLY DANGEROUS. 335 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,229 NOW YOU WAIT HERE. 336 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,597 I'LL GO AND GET YOU AN ICE CREAM. OKAY? 337 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,403 HELLO THERE, FRIEND. 338 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,873 UM, COULD I HAVE TWO VANILLA ICE CREAMS, PLEASE? 339 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,309 IN CONES IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH OF A KERFUFFLE. 340 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,611 ( laughs ) AMERICAN MONEY HERE. 341 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,481 JUST GETTING USED TO IT 'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY FROM ENGLAND. 342 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,550 YOU HEARD OF ENGLAND? 343 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,018 IT'S A VERY NICE COUNTRY. 344 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,154 UH, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS THIS COUNTRY. 345 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:31,058 - UM, I THINK PROBABLY A-- - ( lion growls ) 346 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,660 WELL, THANKS FOR THE ICE CREAM, SIR. 347 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,800 - WHAT THE--? - HMM? 348 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,636 OH YEAH. HAVE YOU GOT A BAND-AID? 349 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,838 ( lion growls ) 350 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,274 A LITTLE BIT COMING OUT. 351 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,644 Narrator: LIKE THE BRITISH, AMERICANS LOVE DOGS. 352 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,881 DOGS WERE OF COURSE INVENTED IN 1952. 353 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:59,119 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR DINNER TONIGHT, MR. DOGGY? 354 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,820 ( deep voice ) I DON'T MIND, MOMMY. 355 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,722 EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS DELICIOUS. 356 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,957 OH, MR. DOGGY. 357 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,227 THAT'S BECAUSE MOMMY LOVES YOU VERY MUCH. 358 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,596 ( deep voice ) AND I LOVE YOU TOO, MOMMY. 359 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,766 ANYTHING FOR MY DARLING BOY. 360 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,004 ( deep voice ) LOOK AT THAT BRICK. 361 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,406 WHICH ONE? 362 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,074 ( deep voice ) THAT ONE. 363 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,576 OH YES. I SEE IT. 364 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:27,147 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE THAT BRICK GO THROUGH THAT STORE WINDOW? 365 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,682 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 366 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,151 HEAR THE SMASH, 367 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,919 SEE THE SHARDS OF GLASS FALL TO THE GROUND, 368 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,523 SPLINTERING EVERYWHERE, BRINGING CHAOS AND CONFUSION? 369 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,560 NO, I WOULDN'T WANNA SEE THAT, MR. DOGGY. 370 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,263 I WOULD. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT. 371 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,832 IMAGINE THE DISTRESS IT WOULD CAUSE. 372 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,335 COME ON, MR. DOGGY. 373 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,069 LET'S GET YOU THAT BEEFSTEAK. 374 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,638 PICK UP THE BRICK. 375 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,072 NO, I CAN'T. 376 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,007 PICK UP THE BRICK! 377 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,310 OH, WELL, 378 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,747 IF YOU SAY SO, MR. DOGGY. 379 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,984 WELL, I'VE GOT THE BRICK 380 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,886 BUT I'M NOT THROWING IT THROUGH THE WINDOW. 381 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,155 THROW IT. NO. 382 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,522 THROW IT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! 383 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,957 NO! 384 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,360 IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D DO IT. 385 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,761 OH. 386 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,267 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 387 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,535 WELL NO. WHY IN HELL'S NAME DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 388 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,003 BUT YOU TOLD ME TO. 389 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,772 YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BITCH. 390 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,807 OH! OH! OH! 391 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,076 ( horn blows ) 392 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,345 Narrator: THESE BRITISH AND AMERICAN TOURISTS 393 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,214 ARE ON A LUXURY CRUISE. 394 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,450 THE FIRST CRUISE I EVER CAME ON WAS TOM CRUISE. 395 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,487 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO MRS. DEVERE? 396 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,455 HER CREDIT CARD WAS FAKE SO WE HAD NO OPTION 397 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,491 - BUT TO PUT HER OFF AT RIO. - EXCELLENT. THANK YOU. 398 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,626 - GOOD EVENING. - GOOD EVENING, CAPTAIN. 399 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,396 AND MAY I SAY, MR. GETTY, WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO HAVE YOU ABOARD? 400 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,131 THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. THIS FOOD IS DELICIOUS. 401 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,302 YES, THE FISH SOUP IS EXTRAORDINARY. 402 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,339 CAPTAIN DOUGLAS! 403 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,208 PLEASE, UH, CARRY ON WITH YOUR DINNER. 404 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,676 - PUT HER OFF AT RIO, EH? - I'M SORRY? 405 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,946 YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A CHAMPION SWIMMER, DID YOU, DARLING? 406 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,581 - NO, I DIDN'T. - OH, YES. 407 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,083 I DOUBLED FOR SHELLEY WINTERS IN "THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE." 408 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,820 - RIGHT. - AND I DID SOME OF THE LONG SHOTS IN "FREE WILLY." 409 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,423 - PLEASE, MRS. DEVERE. - CALL ME BUBBLES, DARLING. 410 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,226 - EVERYBODY DOES. - CAN WE HAVE THIS DISCUSSION OUTSIDE? 411 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,160 NO, I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD KNOW. 412 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,363 EXCUSE ME. I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME ASSISTANCE. 413 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,165 I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE HAD THE PLEASURE. 414 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,968 - BUBBLES DEVERE. - STUART RAWLINSON. 415 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,103 - OH. - ARTHUR TANNER. 416 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,273 - OH. - MARY RAWLINSON. 417 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,475 - UGH. - PAUL GETTY II. 418 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,544 OH! 419 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,580 FROM THE VERY RICH GETTY FAMILY? 420 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,382 YES. YES. 421 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,951 OH! 422 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,354 AH! NO! 423 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,258 SO. 424 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,361 IS THERE A MRS. PAUL GETTY II? 425 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,129 MRS. PAUL GETTY PASSED AWAY EARLIER THIS YEAR. 426 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,900 CHAMPAGNE! CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE! 427 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,572 SO, MR. VERY RICH AND RECENTLY WIDOWED GETTY PART DEUX, 428 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,707 WHY DON'T YOU AND I RETIRE TO YOUR CABIN 429 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,210 FOR A PRIVATE LITTLE DINOIR OF OUR OWN? 430 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,445 OH, NO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH THOUGH. 431 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,214 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T PERSUADE YOU? 432 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,949 POSITIVE. 433 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,891 OH. YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR NAPKIN. 434 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,233 YOU'VE GOT A STARFISH IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR-- 435 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,938 OH. ( chuckles ) 436 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,410 MEET ME ROUND THE BACK 437 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,345 OF THE LIFEBOATS IN 15 MINUTES. 438 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,280 NO. NO, THANK YOU. 439 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,550 ( groans ) 440 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,488 Narrator: THE UNITED NATIONS IS AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION 441 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,557 THAT AMERICA AND BRITAIN CONSULT TO SEE 442 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,659 IF THEY SHOULD START A WAR WITH SOMEBODY 443 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,395 AND WHOSE ADVICE THEY DON'T COMPLETELY IGNORE. 444 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,764 ...WHICH IS WHY I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT MILITARY ACTION 445 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,999 SHOULD BE TAKEN AT THIS JUNCTURE. 446 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,336 THANK YOU. 447 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,270 THANK YOU, PRIME MINISTER. 448 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:15,542 I NOW CALL UPON THE PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN, MR. UDIGAWA. 449 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,750 ( speaking Japanese throughout ) 450 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,568 ( whispers ) DO YOU WANNA GO OUT FOR A CIGARETTE? 451 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,709 ( whispers ) CAN I SWAP WITH YOU? 452 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,071 ( whispers ) PASS IT ON. 453 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,623 Narrator: AND SO OUR VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY HAS COME TO AN END. 454 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,358 WHAT INTERESTING INSIGHTS WE NOW HAVE 455 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,160 INTO THE PEOPLE OF OUR TWO NATIONS. 456 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,430 WE'VE LEARNED THAT THE BRITISH AND AMERICANS HAVE TWO LEGS, 457 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,265 THAT THEY BOTH EAT FOOD 458 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,367 AND THAT THEY SOMETIMES WEAR HATS. 459 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:58,070 FASCINATING. GOODBYE. 460 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:06,646 ( theme music playing ) 33610

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