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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,609 Narrator: BRITAIN AND AMERICA-- 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,345 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN US AGAINST THE WORLD. 3 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:14,582 IF THERE'S A COUNTRY TO BE INVADED OR A WAR TO BE WAGED, 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,250 WE DO IT TOGETHER. 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,087 SO WHAT IF THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US? 6 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,855 WE DON'T CARE. THEY'RE ALL FOREIGN ANYWAY. 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,692 BUT WHAT UNITES OUR TWO COUNTRIES? 8 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,095 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION 9 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,864 I'VE JUST ASKED AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED SAYING THIS SENTENCE. 10 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:35,603 IT'S THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN AND AMERICA. 11 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,738 LET'S LOOK AT THEM NOW 12 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,708 IN "LITTLE BRITAIN, U.S.A.." 13 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,545 THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN AMERICA, 14 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,581 AFTER SIMON COWELL, IS THE PRESIDENT, 15 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:51,152 WHO TODAY IS MEETING HIS FRENCH COUNTERPART. 16 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:54,288 I THINK, PERHAPS AT THE NEXT MEETING OF THE U.N., 17 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,525 WE SHOULD PROPOSE A MOTION TO INSTIGATE A TRADE EMBARGO. 18 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,260 I THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO SELL THE IDEA TO MY CABINET, 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,895 BUT I WORRY WHAT THE REST OF EUROPE WILL THINK. 20 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,797 WELL, I BELIEVE WE NEED TO PRESENT THE STRONGEST CASE 21 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,633 - WE CAN AND THEN PUT IT TO THE VOTE. - ( KNOCKS ) 22 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,903 - MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. - GOOD MORNING, PRIME MINISTER. 23 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,940 - WHO'S THIS? - AH. 24 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,209 THIS IS PRESIDENT MONTAND OF FRANCE. 25 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,911 YEAH, I KNOW WHO HE IS. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,847 PLEASED TO MEET YOU, PRIME MINISTER. 27 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,915 WHATEVER. 28 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,385 CAN I HAVE A WORD? 29 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,320 EXCUSE ME. 30 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,022 MYSELF AND PRESIDENT MONTAND ARE HAVING A MEETING. 31 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,091 I ONLY CAME TO SAY GOODBYE. 32 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,593 I'M A BIT SURPRISED HE'S HERE ALREADY. 33 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,329 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT YET 34 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,565 AND YOU'VE ALREADY GOT ONE OF YOUR EURO SLUTS IN. 35 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,502 - RIGHT. - I FEEL A BIT USED. 36 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,704 PRESIDENT MONTAND AND I HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS 37 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,005 BEFORE NEXT WEEK'S U.N. SUMMIT. 38 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,741 - I DON'T LIKE HIM. - WHAT? 39 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,010 - I DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 40 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,281 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LOVE OR LUST, BUT HE'S OBVIOUSLY GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 41 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,184 - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - HE'S GAY. 42 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,820 - HE-- HE'S NOT GAY, HE'S MARRIED. - SO AM I. 43 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,925 GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU GOING TO BE LONG? 44 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,161 SORRY, DEAR, I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH. 45 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,765 - IS THERE A PROBLEM? - YEAH. 46 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,603 I GOT A PROBLEM. 47 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:19,240 VOUS. 48 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,510 EXCUSE ME, THE PRESIDENT AND I WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING. 49 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,813 AS YOU KNOW, FRANCE AND AMERICA HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP. 50 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,716 WHAT? 51 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,652 YES, WE DO HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP. 52 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,688 BUT... I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE HAD A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP. 53 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,158 - WE DO. - WELL, HOW MANY SPECIAL RELATIONSHIPS 54 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,328 - ARE YOU HAVING? - YOU ARE BEING RIDICULOUS. 55 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:43,731 YEAH, NOT TOO CLOSE, DEAR. OOH, SHE REEKS OF GARLIC. 56 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,534 PRIME MINISTER, I'M SURE YOU DON'T WISH TO DELAY YOUR PLANE. 57 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,402 I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AT THE SUMMIT. 58 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,904 OH, YOU WANT ME TO GO? 59 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,541 OH, WELL, THAT'S FINE, ACTUALLY, 'CAUSE I WAS GONNA GO ANYWAY. 60 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,776 YEAH, I'VE ACTUALLY GOT A MEETING WITH THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA. 61 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:59,012 YEAH, ME AND HIM ARE HAVING A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP NOW. 62 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,982 - President: REALLY? - YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP. 63 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:05,653 IT DOESN'T INVOLVE KISSING. OH DEAR, I'VE SAID IT. 64 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:11,692 - GOODBYE, PRIME MINISTER. - GOODBYE, PRIME MINISTER. 65 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,193 BITCH. 66 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,231 ( SOBBING LOUDLY ) 67 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,469 - WHERE WERE WE? - WE WERE DISCUSSING THE TRADE EMBARGO. 68 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:26,206 AH. YES, I HAVE SOME DOCUMENTS THAT WE SHOULD GO THROUGH. 69 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,609 SO, BROADLY, FRANCE IS IN AGREEMENT ON THIS? 70 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,644 OH, YES. 71 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,714 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 72 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,388 Narrator: THIS BOOT CAMP IS HOME TO VICKY POLLARD, 73 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,223 A MEMBER OF BRITAIN'S THRIVING UNDERCLASS. 74 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:46,960 OF COURSE, IN AMERICA SHE WOULD BE CONSIDERED ARISTOCRACY. 75 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,798 THAT'S WHEN I STARTED MESSING AROUND WITH DRUGS AND STEALING, 76 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,766 AND THEN I'D STEAL TO FEED THE DRUG HABIT. 77 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:57,137 AND I REALIZE NOW I WAS JUST IN A LOT OF PAIN, 78 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,342 AND I THINK BEING HERE AT CAMP HAS REALLY HELPED ME UNDERSTAND THAT. 79 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,177 THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT WITH US, LINDSAY. 80 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:07,147 IT'S VERY MOVING. THANK YOU. 81 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,584 VICKY. 82 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,322 - WHAT? - TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOUR HOME LIFE. 83 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,658 NO-- BUT-- YEAH-- BUT-- NO-- BUT-- YEAH-- 84 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,093 BECAUSE I LIVE AT HOME WITH SHELLEY, AND SHE COULD BE MY MUM-- 85 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,595 OR SHE COULD BE MY SISTER. I'M NOT SURE. 86 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,964 OR MAYBE SHE'S BOTH. ANYWAY, SHE'S LIKE WELL HARSH 87 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,133 BECAUSE ONCE, RIGHT, SHE GROUNDED ME FOR 15 MINUTES 88 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:30,170 AND IT WAS SO UNFAIR BECAUSE ALL I DID WAS GO DOWN BASKIN-ROBBINS 89 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,839 BECAUSE DENISE WELBY GOT A SATURDAY JOB THERE 90 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,240 AND I MADE HER GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY OUT OF THE TILL 91 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,542 AND SHAT IN THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP. 92 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,210 I THINK I GOT SOME OF THAT. 93 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,612 AND WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL? 94 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,048 OH, YEAH, I WENT THERE ONCE. IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 95 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,383 YOU WENT THERE ONCE? 96 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,985 YEAH. YEAH, I DONE MATH, 97 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,219 OR SOMETHING OR NOTHING, 98 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,789 HISTOGRAPHY, BIOMISTRY, AND-- 99 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,658 OH, WHAT'S THAT ONE WHERE THEY'LL ALL TALKING SOME WEIRD LANGUAGE 100 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,526 AND THAT AND YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT? 101 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,629 - FRENCH? - NO, ENGLISH. 102 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,833 RIGHT. AND WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TO CAMP? 103 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,035 A BUS. 104 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:06,006 UH, NO NO, I MEAN WHAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR BROUGHT YOU HERE? 105 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,308 DID YOU EXPERIMENT WITH DRUGS? 106 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,311 OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO OUT OF ORDER. 107 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,814 I TRIED DRUGS LIKE ONCE FOR EIGHT YEARS, 108 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,883 BUT APART FROM THAT I AIN'T NEVER EVEN DONE NOTHING OR NOTHING. 109 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,118 ANYWAY, IF ANYONE SHOULD BE HERE, IT'S KELLY BAILEY 110 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,821 'CAUSE SHE'S BEEN SAYING REALLY NASTY THINGS ABOUT ME IN FRONT OF MY BACK 111 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,857 'CAUSE SHE'S WELL JEALOUS 'CAUSE SHE REALLY REALLY FANCIES STEVEN DEAN 112 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,726 AND HE TOOK ME UP THE WRONG AROUND THE BACK OF DUNKIN' DONUTS. 113 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,260 BUT JUST 'CAUSE I DONE IT WITH HIM 114 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,062 DON'T MEAN I FANCY HIM. I'M NOT A SLAG. 115 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:34,802 OKAY, BUT DO YOU FEEL YOUR TIME HERE AT CAMP HAS HELPED YOU? 116 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,938 I'D LOVE TO SAY YES, BECAUSE I HAVE REALLY BEEN TRYING, 117 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,374 BECAUSE I AM, ACTUALLY, A VERY TRYING PERSON. 118 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,743 BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE BEEN REALLY PUT OFF 119 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,379 BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS HERE ARE BITCHES, 120 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,881 APART FROM SUZANNE WHO'S A TOTAL BITCH! 121 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,083 BECAUSE SHE FLOBBED IN AMBER'S HAIR AND BLAMED IT ON ME AND I WAS LIKE... 122 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,652 Both: OH MY GOD, I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! 123 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,454 I NEVER DID ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO THAT. 124 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,656 EVERYONE KNOWS AMBER, WHO'S A TOTAL SLUT-- 125 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,591 OH MY GOD, I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! 126 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,427 HOW COULD I GOB IN MY OWN HAIR? 127 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,761 YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR FLOBBING IN AMBER'S HAIR. 128 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,531 ( GIRLS YELLING ) 129 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,666 BECAUSE SHE-- BECAUSE SHE-- 130 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,802 HELLO? HELLO? HELLO HELLO HELLO? 131 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,473 ( GLASS SHATTERS ) 132 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,876 Narrator: THIS IS A RESTROOM 133 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,378 OR, AS THE BRITISH LIKE TO CALL IT, THE SHITTER. 134 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:22,583 THEY'VE APPROVED IT, SO THE MERGER SHOULD BE FINALIZED BY THURSDAY. 135 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,685 GREAT, SO WE CAN ANNOUNCE IT TO THE PRESS FRIDAY. 136 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,019 YEAH. 137 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:29,690 DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. I DON'T LOOKING. 138 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,225 I'M JUST HERE TO CLEAN TOILET. 139 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,628 OF COURSE, WHAT WE SHOULD REALLY BE DOING RIGHT NOW 140 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,697 IS LOOKING FOR OTHER BUSINESSES TO ACQUIRE. 141 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,766 DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. 142 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,535 I DON'T LOOKING. I JUST HAVE TO CLEAN HERE. 143 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,170 INTERESTING YOU SHOULD SAY THAT. 144 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,272 I WAS JUST TALKING TO A FRIEND ON WALL STREET WHO SAYS THAT-- 145 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,075 DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. I DON'T LOOKING. 146 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,343 I DON'T LOOKING AT PENIS AT ALL. 147 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,513 --THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME 148 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,882 - TO BUY INTO LEISURE INDUSTRIES. - OH, YEAH, BOOM TIME. 149 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:58,385 DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. I DON'T LOOKED AT PENIS. 150 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,887 I DON'T LOOKED AT PENIS AT ALL. 151 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:04,324 JUST TO CONFIRM, I DEFINITELY DON'T LOOKED AT PENIS. 152 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,560 I DON'T LOOKED AT PENIS AT ALL. 153 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,496 I DON'T DO IT. I DON'T DO IT. 154 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,764 - PLEASE. - THANK YOU. 155 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,602 SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS. 156 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,844 Narrator: VERY SENSIBLY, IT IS LEGAL TO CARRY A GUN IN AMERICA. 157 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,113 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO LET OFF STEAM 158 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,783 THAN TO GO OUT SHOOTING DEFENSELESS ANIMALS? 159 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:34,021 ( WHISPERS ) WOW. THINK YOU CAN TAKE IT DOWN? 160 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,666 - GOTCHA! - ( CHEERING ) 161 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,741 WHOA. WHOA. 162 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,743 WHOA. 163 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:04,384 MAN, THAT'S GOTTA BE TWO, TWO AND A HALF INCHES. 164 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,219 AT LEAST. 165 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,722 ( COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ) 166 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,527 ( BOTH WHOOPING ) 167 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,840 Narrator: AT THIS UNIVERSITY IN NORTH CAROLINA, 168 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,811 HOMOSEXUALIST DAFFYD THOMAS HAS COME TO STUDY. 169 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:34,014 GAY SOCIETY! SOCIETY FOR GAYS! 170 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,117 - HEY ARE YOU NEW HERE? - OH, YES, IT'S MY FIRST WEEK. 171 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,753 AND YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED UP YOUR OWN GAY SOCIETY? 172 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,055 YES, I GREW UP IN A SMALL VILLAGE IN WALES 173 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,658 AND IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. I FELT VERY ALONE. 174 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:47,294 - OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. - YES, IT WASN'T EASY 175 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,663 BEING THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE. 176 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,499 WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME TO JOIN THE CHESS SOCIETY. 177 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,236 - IS IT GAY CHESS? - UH, NO, JUST CHESS. 178 00:08:56,336 --> 00:09:00,874 - HEY, HOW ABOUT ROCK CLIMBING? - NO, I CANNOT ROCK CLIMB. I'M GAY, YOU SEE. 179 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,844 I PREFER TO SPEND MY TIME IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER GAYS 180 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,245 WHO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE GAY. 181 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,580 YOU SHOULD BE IN LUCK. 182 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,181 THERE MUST BE LOTS OF GAY STUDENTS HERE. 183 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,917 WE'LL SEE. 184 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,024 WELL, I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE SECONDS AND NO ONE'S JOINED, 185 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,093 CLEARLY, I AM THE ONLY GAY ON CAMPUS. 186 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,897 - GOOD DAY. - HEY, THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE GAY. 187 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,866 I DOUBT IT. 188 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,701 OH, ROCK CLIMBING JUST HERE. 189 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,670 NO, I'M HERE FOR GAY SOCIETY. 190 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,872 YES, BUT THIS SOCIETY IS FOR GAYS ONLY. 191 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,574 - IT'S COOL BY ME. - MAN, THIS IS GREAT. 192 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,710 NO, I-- I'M AFRAID MEMBERSHIP IS FULL UP. 193 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,112 NO. HOW MANY MEMBERS YOU GOT? 194 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,415 - JUST THE ONE-- ME. - WHY DON'T YOU LET ME JOIN? 195 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,584 THIS SOCIETY IS FOR GAYS ONLY. 196 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,087 - I AM GAY. - NO, YOU ARE NOT A GAY. 197 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,023 I AM THE GAY. YOU'RE JUST VERY SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE. 198 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,092 I AM GAY. I'VE KNOWN IT SINCE I WAS TWO. 199 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,161 - OH, REALLY? - YES. 200 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,697 AND I COME OUT TO MY MAMA WHEN I WAS FIVE. 201 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,432 YOU ARE PROBABLY GOING THROUGH A PHASE. 202 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,434 NO, I'M GAY FOR SURE. 203 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,903 I'VE JUST BEEN BLOWING MY ROOMMATE. 204 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,173 - DISGUSTING. - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 205 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,508 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ANYWAY, IN YOUR GAY SOCIETY? 206 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,277 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 207 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,780 I'M GOING TO SIT ALONE IN MY ROOM, AND THINK GAY THOUGHTS, 208 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,748 YOU KNOW, ABOUT MEN'S BOTTOMS AND THAT. 209 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,684 IT'S NO GOOD BEING GAY ON YOURSELF. 210 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,018 YOU'VE GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND DO IT! 211 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,021 I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A MAN. I'M GAY. 212 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,990 YOU'RE CRAZY. 213 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,125 YOU SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING THIS GAY SOCIETY. I SHOULD. 214 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,228 I WANT TO MEET SOME CUTE GUYS. COME ON, SHOO SHOO SHOO SHOO. 215 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,263 GAY SOCIETY. SOCIETY FOR GAYS. 216 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,065 OH, COME HERE, CUTE GUYS 217 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,867 WITH THE BLOND HAIR AND THE LITTLE BEARD. 218 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,903 BET YOU LIKE IT UP THE BUM-BUM. 219 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,908 OKAY, HOW MANY INCHES ARE YOU, PLEASE? 220 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:44,144 Narrator: THIS BRITISH FAMILY ARE ENJOYING THEIR BREAKFAST. 221 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,848 BRITISH PEOPLE TRADITIONALLY HAVE THREE MEALS A DAY, 222 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,851 UNLIKE AMERICANS, WHO PREFER TO EAT AROUND 15. 223 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,954 - ONE BOILED EGG. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, DEAR. 224 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,423 I'VE STUDIED THE GUIDE-BOOK. THERE'S PLENTY TO DO. 225 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,159 AND DAVID WILL HAVE SOME IDEAS. HE'S JUST IN THE SHOWER. 226 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,594 CELIA, CAN I GET YOU SOME MORE BREAKFAST? 227 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,530 NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU. I HAD SOME TOAST. 228 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,733 - HARVEY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? - BITTY. 229 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,501 - I'M SORRY? - BITTY. 230 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,503 NOT BITTY NOW, DARLING. 231 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,039 HAVE AN EGG OR SOMETHING. 232 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,207 I DON'T WANT AN EGG. I WANT BITTY. 233 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:18,111 NO, DARLING. I THINK WE SHOULD VISIT THE ART GALLERY FIRST. 234 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,047 OH, YES, THEN WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE NICE FOR LUNCH. 235 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,316 - BITTY. BITTY. - OH, ALL RIGHT THEN. 236 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,685 DO EXCUSE ME. 237 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,924 THE OTHER PLACE I WANTED TO VISIT IS THE HISTORY MUSEUM. 238 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,293 THEY'VE GOT SOME NATIVE AMERICAN ARTIFACTS. 239 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,830 - SOUNDS FASCINATING, DEAR. - OH, STARTED ALREADY. 240 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,631 - MORNING. - MORNING. 241 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,601 - MORNING. - HONEY, WE'RE OUT OF MILK. 242 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,004 OH, I'M SORRY. I MEANT TO GET SOME MORE. 243 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,941 DON'T WORRY. THERE'S PLENTY MORE HERE. 244 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,312 THERE. 245 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,714 - OH! - Celia: OH, SORRY. 246 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,420 Harvey: THERE WE ARE. 247 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,500 EAT UP. 248 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,096 LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED MORE. 249 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,134 Narrator: THIS IS THE HOME OF BING GORDYN, 250 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,202 THE EIGHTH MAN ON THE MOON. 251 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,371 THE BRITISH HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON, 252 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,174 BUT SOME OF US HAVE BEEN TO BELGIUM. 253 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,644 SO, JUST THROUGH HERE-- 254 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,913 THE PICTURES, MEMORABILIA. 255 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,952 - THIS IS THE RADIATOR? - YES, THIS IS THE ONE, 256 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,955 JUST UNDERNEATH THIS SIGNED LETTER I HAVE FROM THE PRESIDENT 257 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,824 CONGRATULATING ME ON MY MOON LANDING. 258 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,160 YES, WELL, WHAT IS PROBLEM WITH THE RADIATOR? 259 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,998 OH, WELL, IT LETS OFF A KIND OF HISSING NOISE WHEN YOU TURN IT ON. 260 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,068 OH, I'LL JUST MOVE THIS PIECE OF MOON ROCK 261 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:25,939 OUT OF YOUR WAY IN CASE THIS PIECE OF MOON ROCK GETS IN YOUR WAY. 262 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,245 BETTER. ( CHUCKLES ) 263 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,314 MOON ROCK. 264 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,254 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MY INDIAN FRIEND? - ( HISSING ) 265 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:45,258 - SANJIT. - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOON, SANJIT? 266 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,930 - NO, SIR. - I HAVE. THINK OF THAT. 267 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,265 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE JUST TO FIX SOME GUY'S RADIATOR. 268 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,734 TURNS OUT YOU'RE MEETING OLD BING GORDYN, 269 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,104 THE EIGHTH MAN ON THE MOON. 270 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,075 AND WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF, IT'S STILL HISSING? 271 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,412 NO. NO, WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF, IT DOESN'T HISS. 272 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,848 - HAS IT BEEN GIVING OFF ANY HEAT? - NO, IT'S BEEN PRETTY COLD. 273 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,919 NOT AS COLD AS THE MOON, 274 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,520 WHICH, AS I SAY, I WENT TO. 275 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,288 YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THERE, THE PICTURE OF ME ON THE MOON. 276 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,957 THAT'S ME. YEAH, ME ON THE MOON. 277 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,225 ( MUTTERS ) LOOK AT IT, YOU PRICK. RIGHT THERE. 278 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,328 YES, I THINK IT IS A FAULTY VALVE. 279 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,596 COULD ANYBODY HAVE TAMPERED WITH IT, SIR? 280 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,733 THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, SANJIT. 281 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,269 I'LL REPLACE VALVE NOW. 282 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,974 WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE, MY INDIAN FRIEND? 283 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,509 - NO THANK YOU. - I'LL MAKE YOU A CUP OF COFFEE 284 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,179 YOU MIGHT WANT A CUP OF COFFEE, A LITTLE BIT TO DRINK. 285 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,435 ( OVER RADIO ) I HAVE YOUR COFFEE. OVER. 286 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,941 I HAVE REPLACED VALVE. 287 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,809 CHARGE IS $120. 288 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,679 OH, I NEED TO... 289 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,083 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 290 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,121 I NEED TO FIND MONEY. 291 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,624 I'VE GOT SOME HERE. YEAH. 292 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,994 YUP. HERE. 293 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,529 AH. THANK YOU. 294 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,566 MOON! 295 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374 ( PHONE BEEPS, RINGING ) 296 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,978 - ( DOOR CLOSES ) - HI, I NEED A PLUMBER, PLEAS. 297 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,384 Narrator: IN MISSISSIPPI, BRITISH TOURIST LOU 298 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,520 HAS BEEN OUT SHOPPING FOR HIS FRIEND ANDY. 299 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,489 WE DON'T HAVE SHOPS OR MONEY YET IN BRITAIN. 300 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,225 WE BARTER, MAINLY. 301 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,361 FOR EXAMPLE, LIVESTOCK, GRAIN, WIVES. 302 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,031 - I'M BACK. - ( TOY CAR HONKING ) 303 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,233 YEAH, I KNOW. 304 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,501 - OH. - ( MUSIC PLAYING ON TOY CAR ) 305 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,110 - ( CLICKS ) - ( COIN JINGLES ) 306 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,212 GOT ANY COINS? 307 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,983 - ANDY. - YEAH? 308 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,320 - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? - GET WHAT? 309 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,390 THAT TOY CAR RIDE THINGAMAGIGGABE. 310 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,227 UH... FOUND IT. 311 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,397 - YOU FOUND IT? - YEAH. 312 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,372 I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU, MR. PIPKIN. 313 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,940 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TELLING LIES AGAIN. 314 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,278 Woman on TV: Earlier today, the Wal-Mart in downtown Jackson 315 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,180 was the scene of a bizarre crime 316 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,948 when a man posing as a disabled wheelchair user 317 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,817 was caught on a security camera 318 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,153 stealing a coin-operated children's ride. 319 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,190 NO. 320 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,358 The suspect was wearing thick spectacles, 321 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:09,229 burgundy jogging pants and a dirty tank top. 322 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,168 The police have issued 323 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,770 the following composite sketch of the suspect. 324 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,310 BLACK FELLA DID IT. 325 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,614 ( horn blasts ) 326 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,650 Narrator: IN AMERICA, IF YOU ARE WHITE, OVERWEIGHT 327 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,521 AND IN YOUR '60s, YOU ARE ROUNDED UP AND PUT ON A CRUISE SHIP. 328 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:37,757 - GOOD NIGHT, CAPTAIN. - GOOD NIGHT. 329 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,600 OH! MRS. DEVERE! 330 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,969 CALL ME BUBBLES, DARLING. EVERYBODY DOES. 331 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,906 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - OH, DON'T PLAY THE INNOCENT WITH ME, DARLING. 332 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,642 YOU GAVE ME A LOOK TONIGHT OVER DINNER. 333 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,777 - DID I? - YES, DARLING. 334 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,414 IT WAS A LOOK THAT SAID, "FORGET ABOUT YOUR LARGE UNPAID GAMBLING DEBT. 335 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,917 COME TO MY CABIN LATER AT ABOUT 11:15 OR SO 336 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,420 AND MAKE SWEET, BEAUTIFUL LOVE TO ME." 337 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,489 ( SQUARE DANCING MUSIC PLAYING ) 338 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,392 - EH. - OH. 339 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,727 - ( WHIRRING ) - ONE SECOND. 340 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,199 - THERE. - ( ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 341 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,970 - PLEASE LEAVE. - HAH! "PLEASE LEAVE." 342 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,273 WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T WE, CAPTAIN? 343 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,176 IT MEANS "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE." 344 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,578 MRS. DEVERE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OUT 345 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,513 OF PAYING OFF YOUR GAMBLING DEBTS BY SEDUCING ME. 346 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,948 - IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO WORK. - REALLY, DARLING? 347 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,351 I KNOW YOU'VE MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN, 348 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,287 AND I'M SURE YOU'VE MADE LOVE TO A FISH, 349 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,689 BUT I BET YOU'VE NEVER MADE LOVE 350 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,657 TO A MERMAID. 351 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,596 - WHAT THE...? - HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE 352 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,232 - IN THE OCEAN, CAPTAIN? - NO, I HAVE NOT. 353 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,367 OH, IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 354 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,436 YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET SALT WATER 355 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,038 IN YOUR VAGINA OR ANUS. 356 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,174 GET OUT OF MY CABIN, MRS. DEVERE. 357 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,843 ( SIGHS ) VERY WELL, DARLING. 358 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,279 WOULD YOU AT LEAST BE A GENTLEMAN AND HELP ME UP? 359 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,420 CAREFUL, DARLING, I'M AS LIGHT AS AIR. 360 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,388 THANK YOU SO MUCH, DARLING. 361 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:20,327 OH, CAPTAIN! WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY IF THEY COULD SEE US RIGHT NOW? 362 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,662 - THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. - KISS ME, DARLING. 363 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,698 - NO. - TOUCH MY BREAST WITH YOUR HAND. 364 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,234 - NO. - TWEAK A NIPPLE? 365 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,403 - GET OUT. - OH. 366 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,377 - YOU CAN STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY BUM. - NO. 367 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,913 ( BIRDS CHIRPING ) 368 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,751 Narrator: MEANWHILE, THE HUNTERS ARE STILL STALKING THEIR PREY. 369 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,989 - ( GUNSHOT ) - YAHOO! 370 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,959 ( WHOOPING ) YOU'VE GOT IT! 371 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,266 OOH OOH OOH. 372 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,571 MAN, THAT'S SOME WASP. 373 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,239 - IT'S A BEAUTY. - ( BUZZING ) 374 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,741 OH MY GOD, IT'S STILL ALIVE! 375 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,819 I THINK HE'S DEAD. 376 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,921 GOTTA BE SURE. 377 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,991 - ( WASP BUZZES ) - AH! 378 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,262 ( HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING ) 379 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,940 - MORE WASP? - OH, NO THANKS. 380 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,775 I'M SAVING ROOM FOR SOME MOUSE MEAT. 381 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,481 Narrator: THIS IS AN ART CLASS. 382 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,117 BRITAIN HAS PRODUCED MANY GREAT ARTISTS. 383 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,052 PABLO PICASSO-- BRITISH. 384 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,021 VINCENT VAN GOGH-- BRITISH. 385 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,256 LEONARDO DA VINCI-- BRITISH. 386 00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:01,594 AS WE ALL KNOW, AMERICA HAS PRODUCED NO ARTISTS OF NOTE. 387 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,531 SO OUR MODEL SHOULD BE HERE ANY MOMENT. 388 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,534 NOW TODAY IS LIFE DRAWING. 389 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,469 WHAT I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE ON 390 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,238 IS TECHNICAL PRECISION. 391 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,774 BONJOUR! 392 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,546 - UH, CAN I HELP YOU? - EMILY. 393 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,515 EMILY HOWARD. WE SPOKE ON THE TELEPHONE. 394 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,752 I AM THE MODELLE FOR THIS EVENING. 395 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,821 RIGHT. WE WERE EXPECTING A... 396 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,758 LADY. YES, I AM A LADY. 397 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,394 UH-HUH. HAVE YOU DONE THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE? 398 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:38,431 OH, YES YES. I HAVE MODELED FOR ALL THE MAGAZINES-- 399 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:42,001 "VOGUE," "ELLE," "VANITY FAIR"... 400 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,236 AND SHIT. 401 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,406 WELL, WE'D BETTER GET STARTED. 402 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,475 OH, OF COURSE. ( GIGGLES ) 403 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,911 SO, HOW DO YOU WANT ME? 404 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,313 VIRGINAL, HMM? 405 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,884 COQUETTISH? SLUTTY? 406 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:02,021 - ACTUALLY, MISTER... - HOWARD. EMILY HOWARD. I AM A LADY. 407 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,357 RIGHT. WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU READ THE AD CORRECTLY, 408 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,159 BUT THIS IS A NUDE DRAWING CLASS. 409 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,029 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF? ( CHUCKLES ) 410 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,831 TAKES ALL SORTS, I SUPPOSE. 411 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,767 NO, YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 412 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,737 OH, BUT I AM A LADY. 413 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,373 WHATEVER. MY STUDENTS NEED TO DRAW YOU NAKED. 414 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,475 YOU CAN UNDRESS BEHIND THE SCREEN. 415 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,445 OH. WELL, DO EXCUSE ME. 416 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,614 I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THE NUDE BEFORE. 417 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,783 I AM A LADY, YOU SEE. ( GIGGLING ) 418 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,723 ( DEEP VOICE ) OH SHIT. 419 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,799 HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON? 420 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,370 - PRETTY GOOD. - OH. MM-HMM. 421 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,013 Narrator: AND SO, WE HAVE MET THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN AND AMERICA. 422 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,584 BUT WHAT DO THE PEOPLE OF OUR GREAT NATIONS SHARE? 423 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,455 WELL, WE SHARE A STRONG SENSE OF MORAL PURPOSE, 424 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,824 WE SHARE A DESIRE TO MAKE THE WORLD MORE CIVILIZED 425 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,226 AND WE SHARE BODILY FLUIDS. 426 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:18,798 THAT'S ON THURSDAY AFTERNOONS AT MY PLACE. GOODBYE. 427 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,170 ( c music playing )ental 33450

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