All language subtitles for Life on Mars S01E15 All the Young Dudes

Technology will change the earth, and
this is the future right here.

You want to watch the exorcist from the
comfort of your own couch?

You'll get $1 ,500 each in the black
market evening.

I want to get this done quick -like.
Screw it up, you might as well split

own throat and throw yourselves into the
Hudson.

I'll put an iron into you, bitch.

It's always a few that think they're
fat. Not usually the Irish.

The Italians like a good sprint.

That's for making me remember I had
asthma when I was a kid.

Right?

Damn Bono.

Bono goes knocker.

Zoys.

My name is Sam Tyler.

I was in an accident and I woke up in
1973.

I don't know how or why I'm here, but
whatever has happened, It's like I've

landed on a different planet.

Now maybe if I can work out the reason,
I can get home.

Not a beautiful earth boy to bear, huh?

Not much in the way of birth and hips,
so does... No, the skinny one's never

disappointing, Patrick.

Mind your manners, Junior.

Apologize to the lady.

There's a difference between bravery and
stupidity.

Now, apologize.

Sure.

Sorry, love.

Let's go.

I'll give you points for realism, Tyler.

But next time you'll blow me in the gut.
I ain't pulling my own punches.

Sorry about that, boss.

Yeah.

Yeah, me really thinking you're Irish.

You're good at accents.

Like Rich Little.

What the hell you been doing these past
two weeks? You smell like flipper after

a five -day herring bender.

Well, I look like a longshoreman who's
been unloading ships full of fish all

day. What do you got besides blisters?

Well, Big Patrick's been cherry -picking
guys off the docks for covert jobs.

We were offloading these black market
VCR... those gizmos when you guys

What about Jim McManus?

McManus hasn't made an appearance yet,
but I heard some talk about that truck

hijacking three weeks ago. It was
McManus and his crew who jacked that

of electronics.

I knew it.

Yeah, but the truck hasn't turned up
yet.

The rumor is McManus himself pulled the
trigger on the driver's murder.

Fifth is vicious M .O.

Pumped four rounds into a lifeless body
when anyone else would have stopped it,

too. Like I said, it's just hearsay.

You get closer, you watch yourself.

He managed to be known to sniff out less
noble rats before.

He has marshmallow guns, knives, and
coffins in his bowl of Lucky Charms

morning. He's magically malicious.

Fair warning.

Fair warning, Tyler.

Okay, I better get back out there.

Get him back to his chambers.

Oh, boss, one more thing.

Maybe I should get a shiner or something
for appearance's sake? Yeah, you

should.

Right. Yeah.

There already is just in there all the
time.

Stand up.

You can't go to the right. You can't go
to the left.

Do you understand?

Yeah. You became a cop.

You must have made your mom so proud,
huh?

Okay.

Homebound, go to the left.

Floppers, go to the right.

You, homebound.

Unbound.

Flopper.

Unbound. Flopper.

Got it.

Scrappy. All right, all right. Come on.
Easy

there.

Scrappy.

Come on with us.

Hey. Back off.

Scrappy, back off. Hurry.

Come on, sit down and have a drink with
me.

You got a name?

I'm going to call you Scrappy.

Bono?

Bono. Sam Bono. Is that Dublin?

Jackson?

Yeah, what's the honey called?

There was a place my pop used to talk
about called the, uh, the 50 -foot.

Said there was a nice swim spot down
there for me.

Uh, I think you mean the 40 -foot.

What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

You got a brain on you. I like that.

Tell you what, let me introduce you to
some of the boys, huh?

Yeah, these mokes, huh?

We got Patrick.

Patrick.

Another Patrick. That's Sean.

Sean. Patrick.

This is Drunk Pete.

Jimmy boy.

Can I trouble you for a pint? Your
sister ain't having it. She cut me off

That's because you're a serious netty,
Drunk Pete. Come on, piss off. We gotta

get this guy from here, okay?

With this muck savage?

Yo, yo.

Come on, Drunk Pete. Let's go.

You good with anything aside from those
bubbles?

Name it.

I watch your dukes. Anyone, anyhow,
anywhere.

Okay. What about right now, Patrick?

Patrick?

No, big Patrick.

Hey, Patty boy.

Bono here says he can crush you fist to
fist.

Is that right?

I don't know.

Go easy on them, OK?

An Irish tarot, that's a symbol of
possibility.

Cool, right?

Hello.

Mommy's home.

Oh, everything's in there. Oh, my
sweetie.

Colleen, I thought I said no more
reading.

You know they only confuse him.

I know, okay?

But he got the ace of pentacles.

What does that mean?

It means he can make all your dreams
come true.

Glad you're here.

You know, I was scared we'd run out of
drunken Irish hoodlums today.

This is my joint.

I'm Colleen.

Yeah, that's right. How'd you know?

I overheard a couple of lads going on
about a bottle of smoke that works far

here named Colleen.

Well, pick yourself up, dust yourself
off.

Pick your two pints behind the masses.

You feel for the nurse, ma 'am?

I'm Bob.

Two rules, Bonham.

Two rules to keep Anakin and Cass
outside of this ball.

One, we're a family, first and foremost,
and don't you forget that.

And two, don't make me think about
making a mess here with my sister.

There.

There is the pain.

Jimmy? Yes?

When are we going to get some work?

Hey, relax the cocks, please.

I mean, I do admire your enthusiasm.

No, I'll tell you what.

Load this address at 7 o 'clock, okay?

Be on time.

Tell him Jimmy sent you?

And you follow the instructions to the
letter.

Thanks for this, boss.

Thanks, boss?

Why are you reading your obituaries?

At least they can do it.

Print their last word, don't you think?

Toughest men I ever seen croak?

I'm talking about the diamond -hard
bastards, the stone -cold killers. You

what their final words were?

Mommy, mommy.

Hey, Ray, you...

Believe in hell?

Yeah.

Sunday dinner at my mother -in -law's
with her new friend Gus, who has a

and an undercooked ham. Come on, I'm
serious.

I am too. The goiter and the undercooked
ham look very similar. I'm always

afraid I'm going to stick my fork into
the wrong pinkish blob.

In hell, you think they got flames
everywhere?

You want help?

I'll give you help. Hell is sitting
three hours on a stakeout with a jibber

-jawing jackass who's come down with a
bad case of what's -it -all -about,

Alfie.

interesting.

Jimmy sent me, said I should follow your
instructions.

Come on in.

So, you good with a hammer or a job with
your hands?

Well, uh, that depends on the job. Do
you know what I mean?

That brother of mine, he's got some
sense of humor.

I'll go get a hammer.

Detective Skywalker?

What are you doing here?

Hey, Rose.

There you are.

Sam, this is Rose Tyler.

My new neighbor and friend and the
mother of the most beautiful little boy

you've ever seen in your life. Rose,
this is Sam Bono.

Nice to meet you, Sam.

Bono. Sam Bono.

Well, Sam worked for Jimmy.

Yep. Nice to meet you, Rose.

Any friends?

If Colleen's here, it's me house to go
to.

Your accent.

Driving you wild, huh?

Yeah, you and the rest of the lashes.

You know, do you want a drink there?
Only if you want to see a grown man

overcome a gratitude.

What is going on? I'm working a case
undercover.

Please, don't blow it for me. What are
you doing here? You know, what are you

doing here?

I just moved in next door.

Vic gone, the rent in the old place.

The smaller apartment was all we needed.
And Colleen watches Sammy sometimes

when I have to work late. Oh, here we
go.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I really should get going. You know it's
going to take me forever to get Sammy

to leave. I think he has a crush on
Colleen.

I think so, too.

On a payphone?

Yeah. Spoke to Annie.

This address?

It's where Jimmy's sister lives.

With a bartender?

Oh, man, she is one witchy wildcat.

Ever seen her?

No. Who toddler gets all the plum on the
covers?

We get Diamond District rabbis and
busboys.

Remember when we had to pose as nursing
home workers?

Ugh. Still got the smell of granny pool
and loafers.

I bet he's up there right now.

Getting in her cognito.

Lunch up.

Well, I think it's about time we open
the mirror.

Look who's awake.

Hey, Sammy.

Hey, sweetheart.

Oh, are you ready to go home?

Sammy, this is Sam.

Sam, this is Sammy.

Nice to meet you, kid.

All right, say goodnight, Sammy.

Night, yeah.

Dad, can you believe you were ever that
young?

No.

Sometimes I think I arrived here fully
grown.

So, do you still shuffle an Irish tarot
deck, do you?

I do.

How do you know that?

Oh, one of Jimmy's boys mentioned it.

They thought it was odd.

Well, you know what? If any one of them
had an ounce of the mystic in them,

maybe they wouldn't be so all day angry.

It takes a keen eye to hang a mirror.

A little bit too much to the left, a
little bit too much to the right, and it

all gets banjaxed.

Ta -da.

Well, clearly Jimmy hired the right man
for the job.

Skywalker, Sam, or whoever you are right
now. I'm sorry about that.

I just wanted to see how you guys are
doing.

Oh, we're fine.

Aside from the fact that my son thinks
his father's on a very long business

trip, and I don't know when or how to
tell him otherwise.

Um, is Colleen in some kind of trouble?
If so, I'd really like to know.

Well, all I can say is that our
brother's mixed up in some shady stuff.

So do me a favor.

Stay away from him, okay?

Okay, I'll do that.

Thank you.

If you'll do something for me.

Of course, anything.

Will you talk to Sammy?

Talk to him?

I... About what?

I'm worried.

He's changed since his father left you.
He's angry.

He threw a rock at a neighborhood boy
last week.

You were right.

Detective, about Vic.

You warned me and you were right.

Sammy needs a man in his life.

A good man.

Like you.

Talk to.

I'm doing everything I can, but... Will
you please just talk to him?

Please.

It would mean so much to Sammy and to
me.

understand why, but I can't say that I'm
surprised.

Since we met, you've been nothing but a
puzzle with several lost pieces.

Thanks anyway.

I still need you to stay away from Jimmy
McManus. Do you understand?

You and Sammy both.

He can hardly sleep.

He's afraid of his own dreams.

Good night, Mrs. Tyler.

Okay, let me get this straight. She was
your babysitter? Yes.

Crazy Jimmy McManus' sister, Colleen,
was your babysitter back in... No, here,

in 1973.

That's right, and I didn't realize it at
the time, or even later. In fact, it

only just occurred to me when I saw her
today, but she pretty much forged my

taste in all the women who came after
her.

Really? Yeah, well...

One's formative years being so crucial.

No. So, does Maya look like her?

Um, no. Not at all.

And now here she is.

She's Jimmy McManus' sister, and she's
living next door to my mother, so I

help but think... Oh, please don't say
it.

What? Don't say, maybe that's why I'm
here.

Because you keep saying, maybe that's
why I'm here. And every time you say it,

think maybe the reason you're here is to
drive me utterly insane.

Okay, look, I know this all seems like
nonsense to you.

The ravings of a lunatic. I appreciate
that.

You know, you've tried to go there with
me. You haven't called a man from the

funny farm to take me away.

Not yet.

You've kept my confidence.

I am so grateful for that.

So I can only promise that if I ever do
get back to 2008 or 2009 or whatever the

hell it is right now, I will make it up
to you.

I'll take you out for sushi at Nobu.

I will fill your iPod with the entire
Justin Timberlake catalog. I will fly

down to the Epcot Center to show you the
spaceship first. Okay.

Okay? Okay. Okay. It's a deal, Sam.

If you ever get back to wherever you're
from, you can take me with you and do

all those things.

Okay. It's a deal.

It's a deal.

What is sushi?

You think Sam's plan to work the
sister's got nothing to do with the case

everything to do with her ass?

I can handle the silent treatment,
believe you me.

I married the eldest Stovak sister.

Ignoring me for days on end is the
favorite weapon in her arsenal.

Ain't gonna crack, Junior.

On the subject of the afterlife, here's
my opinion. Depending on how we behave

here on Earth, we either go to heaven or
we go to hell.

In heaven, it's all dancing girls, ice
cream sundaes, rivers of bourbon, Led

Zeppelin music. No one's allowed to wear
any clothes. You have to have sex at

least ten times a day and eat pizza when
you're not having sex. It's like a rule

there.

Well, so what's hell? Hell is just a
great big window.

You have to sit behind all day long and
watch what goes on in heaven.

Yo, yo.

Jimmy sleeping one off?

He don't get up until the corned beef's
on the table.

Not that I think you're really here
looking for Jimmy.

Am I not transparent?

You drinking?

What makes you think I wanted it from
you?

Well, men only talk to women for two
reasons.

When they want their house cleaned or
their mouth cleaned.

Sure, I could have you any time I
wanted.

Oh, you think so?

I do. Why?

Because you fancy yourself some tough
guy?

I mean, do you really think that's
appealing to Jimmy McManus's sister?

I mean, I grew up around all these hard
shows with the fists and the guns and

the ranger.

Do you think I find that even remotely
attractive?

Would I also make a lace curtain that a
droid point up and rings?

You're getting warmer.

Woo you?

I need woo.

Not it.

No, you go to your place.

Sammy and Rosie live right next door.

What if we stay in here?

His bedroom's right behind this wall.

It's me.

I want mine.

Just so you know, I'm not a loose boot.

I was the only girl at St. Edmund's.

St. Fredmund's.

Couldn't lose her virginity until she
was 16.

St.

Fredmund's. Oh, what do you know?

What is it?

This is the Tower Card.

What does that mean?

The Tower Card means that as long as we
remain inert, nothing will change.

No progress will be made until we take
action.

Take action?

Yeah, take action.

No matter how that action might mean the
end of everything we deem sacred.

Would you do it? Absolutely.

Mostly to warn myself about my ex.

You?

I can't do it.

Can't?

to face that.

What is it?

Nothing.

You're not like any of the thugs in my
brother's employ.

You don't kiss like one either.

I've kissed many of them, haven't I?

You really shouldn't let my brother
Jimmy know you have brains to go with

good looks.

But the, uh...

Mentioned? Anything about... Well, has
he mentioned anything?

About what?

About anything, you know.

About, uh... Me, about... What his
intentions are.

They don't talk about his business.

I try not to talk about mine.

You've got me the stupidest idiot ever
to walk up right, you know that?

Hey, Big Patrick.

Oh, Little Patrick, too.

Where's medium size Patrick?

Do you have the day off?

Oh, look who it is.

You got anything you want to tell me?

Jimmy.

I got nothing to say to you. You're on
already now.

You scuttle my sister.

I take you under my wing, my new
protege. If it was a Patrick or Sean,

meeting my favorite cleaver. I swear to
God.

It's you.

You got style.

You're something dark in your soul, and
I like that.

You could only really work for me.

Come have a drink.

Here, have a little drink, all right?
Let's have a shot or two to welcome you

into our little end, okay?

Sláinte.

Picture that dog.

That's my old man.

Nasty as it'll be.

He's had these shoes that when he
walked, it made some horrible sound.

Kind of hard to explain, but like a
clink.

Clark, clark, clink, clink.

out of me beat the crap out of Colleen.

He's a rough SOB all around.

Mine too.

So what was the deal?

I went down to the docks where he was
working and he sees me.

He sees me walking up and he says,
Woody, what do you want, boy?

Say, Paul, smile.

And I take a time out, and I crack his
skull two times.

You killed him.

Oh, God, no.

It's my father.

But he's laying there in blood all over
his face.

And he looks up, and he says to me,
about time, boy, about time.

Sounds coming from my own shoes.

I believe we can change who we

are.

Let's have a drink to you.

I

love

Colleen.

I love Colleen so much that I can't even
put it into words.

I love her more than I love my own
heart, which is why it hurts me to love

My core betrayed me.

Jimmy, come on, it wasn't like that, you
know? Me and her, we're not... I'm not

talking about you and she and your
fornications, okay? It's got nothing to

with that. Colleen talked to the cops.

How do you know that?

Come on, get up.

Jimmy?

Come on, man, this is crazy. You don't
have to do this.

No, I don't, Tom.

You do.

Talking about your future now.

You do the honors.

Take the gun.

You're family now.

Take the gun.

She ain't worth it.

There you go.

I can't do it.

Sister's life. That's a cross I refuse
to bear and I ain't going to hell.

It doesn't have to be like this.

What? You have some passion and
chumminess and all of a sudden you're

how it's going to be?

Pray tell.

And what do you say, sister sweet?

Jimmy, I'm no rat.

Please, you've got to believe me.

You're a rat.

My own sister, a rat.

Stand up like a delicate flower for me.

Shoot her. Come on.

Yo, yo, yo. Shut up. He ain't talking to
no cops.

I got a gut feeling about it, and my gut
feeling's not wrong. When I tell you to

shoot her, you shoot her. I can
guarantee she's not talking to any cops.

Guarantee? We can't guarantee anything.

How? Because I am a cop.

Come again?

He said he's a cop.

I heard what he said, okay? It's a
rhetorical question, okay? Shut up,

You're a pig.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Yeah.

I got a badge number and everything.

246. Jimmy McManus.

We want you for murder, extortion,
racketeering, armed robbery, and for

being a plain old nasty bastard.

Against the wall. Everybody, up against
the wall.

Move. Against the wall. Let's move.

Now. Let's go. This isn't loaded, is it?

That was great.

Damn it!

Nice job, sir. Nice job.

God bless you.

Ah,

good. You're great.

Now it's your turn to get on your knees.

Get on your knees? I'm not going to tell
you again.

Get on your knees!

Send this rope to the rain.

If you meet any saints along the way,
put a good word on for me, please, okay?

Could be friends.

Where's the cops? South Bank.

I don't know.

You know, there's two kinds of guys that
roam the kitchen.

There's crooks and there's cops.

And as I said before, you know kids like
no crook.

It's pretty good timing, boss.

The nose knows, huh?

The nose doesn't. It's that guy.

To watch your sorry ass.

Yodel -yo means everything's shake.

Yodel -yo -yo means marshal the troops.

Yodel -yo -yo -yo means get your angry
asses in here.

Sergeant P. Cochran. Been under since
you've been under. Except all he needs

whiskey. And a wire.

Okay, I don't know whether to be
flattered or insulted, boss.

I'd go for both.

I trust you enough to worry about you.

But I worry about you enough not to
trust you.

Good work.

The madness is in the wind, Lutz.

Word on the spit is that your brother
turned tail and is headed to Celtic

What do you know about that?

I don't know nothing.

You know, the thing about a girl like
you, I see you walking down the street

I may say, wow, that's one sexy chick.

But knowing what you're really like on
the inside, you're

uglier than a photo of a bulldog's hole.

Hey, Bono.

You know, I wonder.

Do your pals here, do they know who you
really are?

They know you have a dark side?

How you beat Big Patrick to a pulp?

How you lie and pretend to be someone
you're not?

Shut up.

He's closer to my brother than he is to
you.

I said shut up!

I don't know, Sugar Lips.

He's pretty damn close to me right now.

There's a message from Rose Tyler to
Commander Skywalker.

She hopes you'll decide to change your
mind.

Oh, yeah, she's, um... Rose... wants

me to speak to her son.

Rose Tyler?

Yeah.

The woman you believe to be your... your
mother wants you to talk to yourself?

Yeah, she wants me to speak to... me.

I figured if I put it like that, you'd
give me one of your epic looks of pity.

Why does he want you to talk to you?

Apparently, I... Well, he's... Okay,
we've been having trouble.

Ever since my... Ever since Vic left.

Are you going to do it?

I don't think so.

What if by me talking to me, I say the
wrong thing, and that wrong thing brings

about some...

What kind of tragic result?

What kind of bad ending?

I mean, this is all... I mean, it's
pretty fragile, Annie.

What if the simple act of... talking to
my younger self brings about...

darkness?

To my other coat.

Sam.

You do have to ask yourself.

If you don't talk to him, he will.

I'm glad you changed your mind,
Detective.

Yeah, well, I didn't want just anyone
talking to him.

Sammy's heartbroken about Colleen.

Yeah, he'll get over it.

Sometimes a fantasy is better than a
reality.

Sammy, I have somebody who wants to talk
to you. He's a policeman.

Come on out now.

No.

You know what? Just give us a minute.

I did the same thing when I was his age.

My name is Detective Skywalker.

You can call me Luke.

Mom tells me you got into a fight last
week.

And the kid you fought with, Jerry
Flood, made fun of you in front of your

friends.

So you threw a rock at him.

I bet your mom said you were a bad boy,
huh?

Because, you know, when I was growing
up, my mom said I was a bad boy too

sometimes.

I guess she was always scared.

dark side but i know there was still
good in him i

know that you threw that rock because
you're upset that your dad is away on a

long business trip i know your
babysitter colleen is in well she's okay

moved to florida but there'll be other
babysitters especially jenny i mean wow

jenny's like when you're 10 you're gonna
love jenny they're not coming back are

they

just go away you know it's not your
fault