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♪ I need some meat on my bones ♪

♪ Gonna get some meat on my bones ♪

♪ I need something for my soul ♪

♪ I need some meat on my bones ♪

♪ Brother, my brother ♪

[woman moaning]

[moaning continues]

[seagulls squawking]

What do you think?

Uh...

Well? Do you like it?

Maybe... I'm in a state of shock.

Do you get it? In a state of shock.

‐What do you mean? ‐I need air.

What?

It's a fucking masterpiece. Do you get it?

I can feel it here, here and here. The trinity.

Are you being honest?

‐This is it. This is fucking it. ‐What?

A few years ago I went to Cannes, to the film festival.

I ended up at Zentropa's afterparty.

Lots of skinny‐dipping and drunken craziness...

Then they all jumped in the pool.

LVT, Lars von Trier, was there

and while he was floating around on his back,

I nicked his...

leather jacket.

Ta‐da!

‐You stole his leather jacket? ‐Yes.

You know what? It's yours.

‐I can have it? ‐Yep, it's yours.

From one master to another. Nice!

‐Don't you think he misses it? ‐No.

‐I nicked his shoes too. ‐No...

‐I'll pass on those. ‐Alright.

‐It feels good. ‐You look like a motherfucker!

I hope Lars von Trier won't beat me up if he sees me.

‐Then you'll just hit back. ‐Right. OK.

‐Yeah. ‐[knocks on window]

Yeah, that's the spirit! Hell, yeah!

What do you mean, I shouldn't think about it?

I might have fucked a transvestite.

He had this cunning smile.

‐Hi, Karsten! ‐Hi, Lotta.

Pick the organic one. Jonna likes that.

Yeah, is this one organic?

‐Organic, yes. ‐Right.

Thank you for the party the other night.

Yeah, that burning car was an epic party trick. [laughs]

Everyone I tell just creases up with laughter.

I'm happy that Sam and Larsa seem to be friends again.

Considering what happened.

I know you don't like him, but Larsa is a good kid.

But he can be a pain in the ass.

It's the age. They're all like that.

Well, I'm off to look for firewood,

since my husband put a harpoon in his own leg.

‐Say hello to Jonna. ‐Yes.

‐Girls... ‐Girls?

Larsa, you know... He tries to impress the girls.

‐And he gets all beside himself. ‐Beside himself?

Hormones. I was crazy when I was his age.

Hormones were just flooding out of my body.

It's the same thing with Larsa.

Our wives are best friends, our kids hang out and have fun...

It's unfortunate that you and I should take exception to each other.

Yeah...

What do you say? Friends?

What do you say?

Lotta and Jonna being friends doesn't mean we need to be friends.

No, but...

I have no desire whatsoever to be friends with you.

I actually think you're a swine. [chuckles]

‐OK. ‐Yeah.

Fine...

‐Is that how you feel? ‐Yes.

Speaking of swines, didn't you work at Eko‐Gris for a while?

[sighs] Yes, I did. Do you have a problem with that?

I thought you might know something about the dead guy.

The dead guy?

They found one of the butchers on a meathook this morning.

‐Wille. ‐Wille?

Lotta told me you were fighting with someone from Eko‐Gris

and chased him out of your garden.

It's not him, is it?

Wille, who's hanging from a meathook? Murdered?

‐What are you on about? ‐It would be unfortunate

if they suspected you.

‐Of doing what? ‐It's good to have friends.

‐What happened to Wille? ‐Friends.

‐A horrible dream. ‐A nightmare.

‐A fucked‐up nightmare. ‐Yeah, but Wille is dead.

Somebody killed... our buddy and put him on a hook.

‐Are you crying? ‐Yes.

Men shouldn't cry.

Men don't cry enough.

‐Yes, I understand. ‐Did you know?

Yeah, it's all a mess. The police are there now.

Did you tell Lotta about my argument with Wille?

Well... Yeah.

Jonna, listen to me. If you tell Lotta,

you can be sure that all of Skaåne will soon know.

‐The police will come any minute. ‐Calm down.

I'm in the middle of a viewing here.

I'm in shock.

I understand, honey.

Try not to worry too much

and we'll talk more in the evening.

OK? Bye‐bye.

‐Wille's chair. ‐Wille's cup.

‐Goddammit, here we go again. ‐What?

‐The tears. ‐[sobbing]

Yes, we're crying.

Did you hear anything? What do the police say?

Who would want to kill Wille? He was the nicest ever!

Brussels.

‐Brussels? ‐Brussels.

‐I heard Wille went to Brussels. ‐What?

‐[gunshot] ‐[AÅke] Wow!

It seems like you've done this before.

I'll be damned!

Beginner's luck.

You are a very skilled shot!

Almost too skilled, no?

‐Should we be honest, AÅke? ‐Yes, lay all cards on the table.

Absolutely.

I've shot before. But not at paper targets.

Uh... What do you mean?

There are countries plagued by violence.

Not like Sweden. Countries where...

you need to fight for survival.

You kill or you get killed.

‐Now it's your turn. ‐What?

You know more about this butcher Wille.

‐Well... ‐Who was murdered, right?

Wille was a good person. Very kind.

He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.

[sniffs] But we will miss him dearly.

‐For sure. ‐Yes.

Yes.

I sent him to Belgium. To Antwerp.

I wanted...

to know more about this marvelous mother's milk.

You wanted to hit back.

You went full steam ahead.

I love that about you. But what will you do now?

‐[door opens] ‐[Sam giggling]

[Sam laughing]

[man laughing]

Sam?

Shouldn't you be in school?

But she's 15, Karsten. Haven't you heard of hormones?

Yes, but Larsa is a fucking idiot!

I told you he has a crush on her.

I think you should have a talk with Sam about, you know...

the birds and the bees.

This is an opportunity to deepen your relationship.

I think you should seize it.

What's up?

‐[video game] Enemy right above. ‐[machine‐gun fire]

‐Hey! ‐Oh.

‐You scared me. ‐Uh‐huh.

What are you playing?

‐"Call of Duty." ‐OK.

Um...

Did you have something to say?

I thought maybe

we could have a talk.

About what?

I don't know. About your age?

‐My age? ‐You've reached a certain age...

You want to talk about the birds and the bees?

Yeah, sure, if you want to.

No, Dad.

‐I already know everything. ‐You do?

You're now of what we call a sexually mature age

‐and girls who reach this age... ‐Please, I know.

I bumped into Larsa just now. Why aren't you in school?

It was a staff training day.

We did homework together.

Are you seeing him? Are you good friends again?

‐No. ‐Oh.

‐Do you like him? ‐No.

Well, I don't know.

First I hated him, but then...

You're not in love, are you?

‐No, I'm not in love. ‐Good, he's a fucking loser!

What?

It was just a joke.

But it's a lot easier for young people today.

That's just the way it is.

You can see everything online.

‐Dad, only losers watch porn. ‐Yes.

Do I look like a loser?

‐No. ‐No, I'm not.

That's why it's so important

that when you find someone you really like,

someone you'd like to be with,

you make sure you love him.

Am I being embarrassing now? Really?

Yes.

Well, what I mean to say...

If there's anything you want to know, just ask me. OK?

‐Are you some sort of expert? ‐No, I'm no expert.

But I have more experience since I have lived longer‐‐

‐Dad. ‐Yes?

I'm messing with you.

What?

Now get out of here!

OK.

I want to watch porn by myself.

[theme music playing]

Seriously, why would they do me this way?

[chuckles] Because you're a fuck‐up.

Listen, I know I fucked up in LA with King Kong and everything, but this?

This is nonsense!

Jesus...

You know, everyone fucks up once in a while, you know?

[laughs] Once in a while?

You're the master of fuck‐up, Vinny.

You do it all the time.

It's gonna be amazing, Vinny! It's gonna be so great!

‐Yeah? You liked it? ‐Liked it? No, no, I loved it!

Oh, and here's the director himself!

Well, he makes films, not this shit, OK?

‐So he doesn't know? ‐No. Ignorance is bliss.

Hey, buddy, how are you? This is, uh... Angela.

Karsten. Karsten, Angela. A new fan.

Yeah, we have already met.

And Cum‐Tiki is gonna be so great!

Have you watched it?

I showed her some clips and, uh...

Yeah, and I was so turned on when I watched it

that I wanted to touch myself so bad.

I didn't because I'm at work and, you know, I don't mix business and pleasure.

I'm talking too much, so I'm gonna kill myself.

It's OK. It's always nice to know when people like what you do.

Oh, which reminds me. I got something to show you

that's gonna make you happy‐pappy.

‐Bye. ‐"Bye."

Just admit you want to fuck that dumbass.

You want to fuck him. [imitates moaning]

‐Shut the fuck up, dammit! ‐[fighting]

‐What's going on? ‐Forget about it.

They fight all the time.

‐What's in the boxes? ‐Different sanitary products.

‐Sanitary products? ‐[fight continues]

You bastard!

Let's see...

Cum‐Tiki. Topper Harley.

[clears throat] Cum‐Tiki...

Could you please tell me what's in those boxes?

There's nothing for you to worry about!

How many times must I say it? Jesus!

Karsten, what's up? What's wrong?

Wille, one of my new good friends...

might have been...

He might have been murdered.

They found him on a meathook in the slaughterhouse I worked at.

It's so surreal.

Everything in my life is surreal.

‐It's like that sometimes. ‐No, not sometimes,

but all the time since I met you!

Hey, it's not my fault the butcher is dead!

What about the ayahuasca bullshit? I may have fucked Georgina!

Drop it, dammit! It's yesterday's news!

The casualties of war! Jesus Christ!

‐Fuck... ‐My life is falling apart right now.

Karsten, now listen to this and you'll feel a lot better.

Uh‐uh‐uh‐uh...

"Cum‐Tiki, Topper Harley.

In Topper Harley's next flick one gets the feeling of being invited on a voyage

to the darker, uncharted areas of a mysterious unknown sea.

It's the type of place where beauty‐starved men and horny mermaids dwell.

From the moment this journey sets sail,

we'll no doubt be met with breathtaking and stunning shots

as well as promise of extraordinary and monumental cum shots..."

Didn't you hear what I said? Tell me what's in those boxes.

[both yelling]

Oh, my God!

This mother's milk is amazing.

Imagine the potential! It works for both men and women.

I'd like to try it on animals too.

Endless potential!

This product could generate billions.

AÅke, look at me.

You must seize control

of the entire production of mother's milk.

‐Yes, yes, yes. I hear you. ‐They think you're scared.

They scared you!

But remember what you told me the first time we met.

"I've been tired and hungry

but never scared."

Amazing.

Do you have plenty of guns?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I heard they do.

‐Do the boxes contain drugs? ‐No, it's not drugs!

It's more like Indiana Jones when he finds the Holy Grail.

It's like a mixture that enhances potency.

It lets you reach your full potential!

It makes you beautiful, loving, and big... You know what I mean?

Do you know what you're doing?

You're dodging the question. You're as slippery as an eel!

I'll ask you one last time.

Do the boxes contain drugs? Yes or no?

‐You can't buy it at a pharmacy‐‐ ‐Yes or no!

OK, listen. If the cops showed up,

we might have some problems.

But that doesn't mean...

it's drugs.

It's something good.

[man] Hey.

Did you bring it?

‐[clears throat] ‐Is it good stuff?

It's fucking good.

So how much do you take?

Not too much, not too little.

Something like... [whistles]

‐And it's good stuff? ‐Yeah.

‐If you need more... ‐I know where to find you.

Right.

‐Thanks, buddy. ‐Thanks.

I'm your boogie man!

[winces] Ow!

‐Gently. Take it easy. ‐Yeah.

Gently.

You're so nice.

Why are you two always fighting? I don't get it.

Because...

‐She has mental problems. That's why. ‐I heard that!

But it's true, right? You need help.

You go batshit crazy every time someone says something wrong.

If you stop teasing me I'll stop kicking your ass.

‐It's perfect. Exactly. ‐OK, that's it. You're done.

‐No, it's so... ‐Yes? Do you want a cup of tea?

OK. And a blowjob too? Hm?

Not funny. I'm not a hooker, Pinxo.

It was a joke. Just kidding! Oh‐oh!

Someone's going to have to keep his dick between his legs again.

‐No sex as usual tonight. ‐Fuck off. Hey...

‐[laughs] ‐Stick this up your ass.

‐Oh! ‐[laughs]

Ow! Hey...

[Suzy sobs]

What the...

Not again?

I don't want to talk about it.

‐It's your mom, right? ‐Yes.

If it was my mom, I'd hit back.

‐I think you should do that too. ‐No...

‐Like this, look at me! Look! ‐No!

‐I can't listen to this! ‐With your fist closed.

[Crulla] Wow!

I have guns. I collect them.

This is a beauty.

Extraordinary precision.

Here.

Bang!

‐Good! ‐[giggling]

Oh!

[sighs] I can't do that. OK...

Suzy, Lene, by yourselves, OK?

You love each other. Look into each other's eyes.

And the finger like this. Beautiful!

Are you ready? OK!

Action!

Yeah, feel that you love her.

Uh... [sighs]

Cut! Uh... You're kissing now. Don't fuck, you know. Don't fuck.

Just caress. Perfect!

OK, let's go! Yeah, yeah.

Look into each other's eyes.

Try again. Please...

Are you ready? Georgina, are you ready?

OK, we're shooting. Just look into each other's eyes.

Yeah. OK. Go, go, go!

Let's go. Yeah. Just a little kissing, yeah.

Nice and easy.

No, Lothar. You're not kissing.

Uh... Cut! One more time!

Yeah, let her in!

No. No, no...

I give up. I can't believe this.

Hi, handsome.

[Karsten] Hi.

‐How are you? ‐Uh... Actually...

‐I'm not alright. ‐No, you're not. What's up?

What happened? You and me on the sofa.

What happened?

Did we...

Did we do... Do you remember anything?

I remember everything, honey.

‐What do you mean? ‐You're an animal!

[gun clicks]

This is war.

[Laura Nox] ♪ Strip! I want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ It's time for body shots ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ You gotta lick it up ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ I want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Gimme your body ♪

♪ Gimme your body ♪

♪ Body shot ♪

Class is so much more fun when the teacher's not around.

It's good. Yeah, just follow your instinct.

Yes, yes.

♪ Sex and drugs and alcohol ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ It's time for body shots ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ You gotta lick it up ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ I want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ It's time for body shots ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ You gotta lick it up ♪

♪ Strip, strip ♪

♪ I want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Want a shot from your body ♪

♪ Gimme your body ♪

♪ Gimme your body ♪

♪ Body shot ♪