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♪ I need some meaton my bones ♪
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♪ Gonna get some meaton my bones ♪
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♪ I need somethingfor my soul ♪
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♪ I need some meaton my bones ♪
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♪ Brother, my brother ♪
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[yawning]
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[phone buzzes]
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‐What are you doing?
‐Someone texted you.
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I thought it was my phone.
I was dreaming
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that my phone was ringing
and somebody was chasing me.
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He had a gigantic hat!
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Well, it sounds like a nightmare
you would have
when you're new at work.
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‐Oh...
‐[phone buzzes]
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[giggles]
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‐Work?
‐No, it's my lover, of course.
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I'm joking! Breakfast in five.
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You want to know what
you will get for your birthday?
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‐No, I won't tell you.
‐You suck.
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That's me.
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Dad, could you make smorgasbord
for the party?
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What party?
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We're having a party
for Sam this weekend.
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Have you forgotten
I'll be 15 on Saturday?
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Easy, now! I'm sorry!
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‐Seriously? This Saturday?
‐[Jonna] Mm.
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‐Yes.
‐Oh.
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Grandpa's girlfriend
is called Knulla.
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[Jonna] No, she's called Carola!
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‐That's what I said.
‐Are they all coming?
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Erik and Lotta? They'll be here.
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‐For fuck's sake, Jonna...
‐As well as their monster son.
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‐Do you want Larsa to come?
‐More guests means more gifts.
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After everything he's done?
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Well, he's been nice to me
since you had your fit.
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You seem a bit
interested in him.
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It's none of your business!
Such a fucked‐up family...
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I was joking!
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‐Should I go after her?
‐No, it's useless.
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[phone buzzes]
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Hello?
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[laughs]
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Yes.
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Come on, just a few more!
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[grunts] Goddammit!
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[panting] Shit!
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Hasn't this industry
seen any fucking progress
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so we don't have to endure
these painful exercises?
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‐[grunts]
‐There are no shortcuts.
You know that.
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[yells]
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But you must know
some sort of pill
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that enables someone like me
to fuck someone like Crulla?
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What?
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Have you heard of mother's milk?
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‐Mother's milk?
‐Mm.
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[engine splutters]
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[beeping]
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Wille? Is something wrong?
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Uh, no.
I'm only out for a drive.
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I wanted to try out my new Vespa
but for some reason it died.
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There are a lot of buttons
on this.
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It's odd to see you
in Copenhagen.
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Yeah. It's a small world.
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Uh... And where are you going?
To work?
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‐Yes.
‐Can I join you?
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You want to come with me
to work?
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Yes.
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‐No, you can't.
‐Why not?
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It's my workplace!
You can't come.
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But... why can't I come?
I'll be quiet, Karsten.
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No, you can't come.
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What the...
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[beeping]
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[sounds horn]
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Onwards!
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‐[Vinny] A butcher?
‐[Karsten] Yes.
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He's a bit like a manbaby.
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‐I felt bad for him sometimes.
‐OK.
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He works at the slaughterhouse.
We became friends.
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I think I see a link here.
A connection. You get it?
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I mean, meat.
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Meat! A slaughterhouse
and now this...
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Meat on both sides of the water.
Don't you get it?
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No, not at all.
Uh... Dallas and Lene...
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I have some lines here, but
I'm not quite sure about them,
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so try. Come on.
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[Dallas] Sweet siren of the sea,
I await your kiss
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‐and my damnation?
‐Damnation.
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[Lene] Fear not, gentle sailor.
Fear not.
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Ours is a blissful embrace.
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[both] We are all alone
in the world.
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‐[Lene] How was it?
‐I'm not sure about these lines.
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Georgina, what do you think
about the lines? I don't know...
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No! Terrible!
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Thank you. Thank you for
absolutely nothing. Thank you.
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[speaks dialect]
Lothar, Lothar.
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‐What's going on?
‐Lothar, Lothar.
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[Vinny] It's something
with Lothar!
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We're about to shoot!
What the fuck is the matter
with Lothar now?
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[baby crying]
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Gallery. Gallery.
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[banging from above,
baby crying]
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He's up there.
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Bye‐bye.
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I'm scared to go after him.
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‐He just freaked out!
‐I'll have a word with him.
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He's pretty buff.
And pissed off, apparently.
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But I'm the only one here
who knows anything
about emotions.
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‐Well, good luck.
‐I have no clue...
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[sobbing]
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Uh... Lothar, are you OK?
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[gasping]
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Are you having chest pains?
Let me check your pulse.
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[sobbing]
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Alright, if you have chest pains
I'm calling an ambulance!
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I'm in love! [sobs]
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OK! Are you in love?
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I know what can happen.
Do you get it?
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Being in love is not
the worst thing
that could happen.
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It's among
the most beautiful things
that a man can experience.
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She thinks I'm a car salesman.
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Shit, I will lose her.
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Right. You haven't told her
what you do for a living,
is that it?
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Life is greater than us.
You think you know
a thing or two...
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but then you realize
it's all an illusion.
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It's something you created
to give you an identity,
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but then you realize
the person you thought you were
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is not the real you!
Do you understand?
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‐I don't understand a word.
‐OK...
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Some people create an identity
for themselves
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with their clothes, et cetera.
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But not many have the courage
to show their real selves.
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But I lied! You must save me!
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Lothar, listen to me.
You are more than just your job!
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You came up with some white lie
about the nature of your work
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and who you really are,
but listen to me.
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It's time to get rid of any mask
you've been hiding behind
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and show her your true love.
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Show her the real you!
Show her your vulnerability,
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show her your attention,
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and your spirituality.
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‐My spirituality?
‐Yeah, that's right.
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‐Trains.
‐Yep, trains.
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‐I always liked trains.
‐Ah, yes, yes.
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I've dreamt about having
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‐one of those model railways
that go round and round...
‐[imitates train whistle]
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‐And those small figures...
‐This is what I'm talking about!
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Right, Lothar?
Trains, that's who you are!
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Imagine you are
a gigantic train.
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A big steam engine
pulling into a dark tunnel.
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And at the end of the tunnel
you see a small light.
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And as you approach this light
you will find your spirituality.
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Then you will know who you are.
And your job is
of no importance.
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Thank you. I think I'll buy
a model train tonight.
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‐I hope you're right.
‐I'm right.
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Do you think you could
come down and work for a bit?
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‐Yeah, I feel better now.
‐Give me your hand.
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Let's go together.
Nice and easy.
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[Vinny] More waves.
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Oh, sorry.
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More waves!
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Yeah!
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‐We need to talk.
‐What's up?
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Come on.
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Sorry.
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What is it, Karsten?
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‐This is way too amateurish!
‐OK.
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If you want me to direct this
we need bigger ambitions!
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‐Relax. Just tell me
what you want. OK?
‐OK.
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[man and woman moaning]
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[man yells]
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[coughs]
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[gasps]
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Wow!
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‐You were so powerful!
‐[chuckles]
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I don't get it!
Where did it come from?
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I feel incredibly strong.
Like a big, strong boar!
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[giggles] A male pig, you mean?
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Promise not to laugh at this,
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but I feel... invincible!
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Nothing can stop me!
I'm like a pasha or an emperor.
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I feel reborn!
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Wonder where this immense energy
comes from.
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‐Could it be the milk?
‐The milk?
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‐Yes, mother's milk.
‐Mother's milk?
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The mother's milk.
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Don't tell me
you're breastfeeding?
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I will tell you eventually.
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[Karsten sighs] The sea.
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I imagine we will connect
with Thor Heyerdahl's lost soul.
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His untamed gaze cast across
a wide, salty and infinite sea.
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‐Do you follow?
‐Maestro, your wish
is my desire.
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No one has called me maestro
since I was in film school.
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You're a great producer,
you know that?
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I only try to give you the means
to create your magic.
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What's wrong?
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You have an entire sea here!
What more do you want?
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What's up?
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‐She's been unfaithful.
‐What? Who?
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Jonna, my wife.
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Is this what you think
or do you know it for a fact?
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I overheard her talking
on the phone with some guy...
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Apparently, he's sending her
pictures of his penis.
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‐Dick pics?
‐Yeah.
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‐That shit hurts.
‐Yeah.
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What should I do, Vincent?
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Karsten, sometimes you
just need to bite the bullet.
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‐Yeah.
‐Take a real good bite
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and then just swallow
whatever shit comes with it.
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‐Should I confront her?
‐Absolutely.
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Then when you have your answer,
the adventure we call life
continues.
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Karsten...
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Hey... Hey, hey, hey, hey...
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‐It's going to be OK.
‐Yeah.
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‐Let's have some fun now.
‐Yeah.
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We're shooting!
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[clears throat]
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Look at this!
An ocean of opportunity!
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‐Do you see what I mean?
‐Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Fuck, it's cold!
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OK. Georgina?
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I want wide shots, you know?
Wide shots.
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No close‐ups. Try to imagine
an enormous sea, you now?
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A tiny human being
on an enormous sea.
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‐Enormously tiny
shouldn't be difficult.
‐What do you mean?
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Certainly not for our hero.
What's the temperature out here?
Maybe two.
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Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah,
but we do the wide stuff now.
You know? And so...
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My stuff. And so we'll do your
close‐ups later in the studios,
OK?
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Mm‐hm.
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‐Are you ready out there? OK?
‐Oh, look at them.
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Can't we please
get them the coats?
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Yeah, but can we shoot this now?
It's gonna be fast, you know?
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‐OK? Nuuk, are you ready?
‐[dialect]
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OK! Action!
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[Rachele Royale]
♪ Tap dat ♪
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♪ We be like a war,talk back to me ♪
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♪ Strictly military jerrybig mob robbery, sing! ♪
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♪ Sho op do op do opdo op wow ♪
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♪ Jazz hands shakin' 'causewe're paintin' the town ♪
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♪ And now bad‐dom bad‐dombad‐dom bad‐dom ♪
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♪ Ba‐ba‐bowww‐a ♪
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Keepswimming!
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Hey, hey, hey!
244
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:26,453
‐What the hell are you doing?
‐Nothing.
I'm just steering my boat.
245
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,383
You're jerking off at work!
246
00:19:28,446 --> 00:19:32,976
‐Bullshit! Jerking off...
‐But I saw you!
247
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:37,106
You had your hand down your
pants and you were jerking off!
248
00:19:37,179 --> 00:19:39,409
Come here.
249
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:45,079
I've always dreamt of a mermaid.
And now they're here.
250
00:19:45,146 --> 00:19:47,176
It's a dream come true!
251
00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:49,546
I want a 10% discount
on the rental price.
252
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:50,813
10%?
253
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,409
I'm not paying full price
if you're jerking off!
254
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:57,579
‐But this is absurd...
‐I'll tell you what's absurd.
255
00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:03,306
I'm coming in for a piss
and find you jerking off here!
256
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:05,349
‐OK, let's...
‐20%!
257
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,653
But it's my boat!
258
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:09,553
15%.
259
00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:14,713
But then you let me
finish the job. I paid for it!
260
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:19,209
Come on, 15%!
It's mermaids, goddammit!
261
00:20:21,146 --> 00:20:23,146
OK, 15%.
262
00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:27,579
Oh, for fuck's sake!
263
00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:29,706
Just look!
264
00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:32,679
Oh, fuck!
265
00:20:34,146 --> 00:20:36,906
♪ If you think I'm sexy... ♪
266
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:43,513
OK, take the flaps off
of the ladies. Very good, yes!
267
00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:47,106
‐You got it, Georgina?
‐Yes.
268
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:51,549
OK, a little more, yeah?
I know it's cold!
I know, I know, I know!
269
00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:55,183
Come on, the last try!
Yeah, yeah, do it!
270
00:20:55,246 --> 00:20:57,176
And cut!
271
00:20:57,246 --> 00:21:00,676
It's a wrap!
You can... You can, uh...
272
00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:04,246
Karsten, please let us fuck!
We're freezing here!
273
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:06,383
‐Is that cool?
‐They want to fuck?
274
00:21:06,446 --> 00:21:09,176
‐[Georgina] Of course, honey!
‐[whooping]
275
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,713
♪ I wanna tap datI wanna tap to that ♪
276
00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:17,679
♪ I wanna tap datI wanna tap to that ♪
277
00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:19,976
♪ I wanna tap datI wanna tap to that ♪
278
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,476
♪ I wanna doo‐be‐doo‐bedoo‐be‐doo‐be tap to dat ♪
279
00:21:30,646 --> 00:21:33,906
‐[gunshot]
‐Ah... Goddamn pheasant!
280
00:21:33,979 --> 00:21:38,749
Do you know what game
birds play in Rosengaård?
281
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:39,813
No.
282
00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:43,279
Fowl play. [laughs]
283
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,109
Not much of a response.
284
00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:52,779
Do you want to talk business
or birds?
285
00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:56,706
‐I don't have all day.
‐You want me
to get to the point?
286
00:21:56,779 --> 00:22:00,979
But first, are you
one of those little Nazi lads?
287
00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:03,976
I think I saw a tattoo
somewhere.
288
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:07,276
‐I'm a patriot.
‐A patriot? I see.
289
00:22:07,346 --> 00:22:08,906
I love my country.
290
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:14,779
‐Do you think
this feeling is mutual?
‐What do you mean?
291
00:22:14,846 --> 00:22:15,876
[gunshot]
292
00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:24,583
A gun‐shy patriot
is not very useful
when cold winds are blowing.
293
00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:29,876
I've had enough of this.
What the fuck do you want?
294
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:35,809
Mother's milk.
I want to buy a large supply.
295
00:22:35,879 --> 00:22:38,879
And I want you, little Nazi pig,
296
00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:44,476
to help me get in touch
with the top supplier.
297
00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:46,876
The first mother, if you wish.
298
00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:49,546
‐Could you do that?
‐Yes.
299
00:22:58,113 --> 00:23:02,353
‐What's wrong with you?
‐It was too cold!
300
00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:06,053
Hey, guys! Anyone hungry?
What do you say about
some Thai food?
301
00:23:06,113 --> 00:23:08,913
Or Istedgade and some beers?
302
00:23:08,979 --> 00:23:11,979
‐Yeah, I'm hungry!
‐Let's go!
303
00:23:12,046 --> 00:23:18,776
I think I'll pass.
I need to pick up my daughter
from soccer practice.
304
00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:23,106
It's her birthday tomorrow.
We're having dinner together.
305
00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:26,553
‐One minute.
‐Bye.
306
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:32,813
I have an idea. Why not pick her
up in a car I borrowed?
307
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,179
What the hell
are you talking about?
308
00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:40,776
I promised a friend
Georgina will shoot
some close‐ups of it.
309
00:23:40,846 --> 00:23:47,376
He wants to sell it in a week.
What do you say?
310
00:23:47,446 --> 00:23:51,806
‐You can't, it's not your car!
‐Of course I can!
I'm going out tonight.
311
00:23:51,879 --> 00:23:56,279
I'm gonna get so fucked up
with these guys I'm not gonna
be able to drive.
312
00:23:56,346 --> 00:24:00,376
Take the car!
Impress your daughter
and take the wife for a ride.
313
00:24:00,446 --> 00:24:03,176
It's gonna be a success story,
I promise.
314
00:24:03,246 --> 00:24:05,906
‐I promise to drive carefully.
‐Of course.
315
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:10,409
‐Alright, see you!
‐Bye!
316
00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,909
Drive safe! Alright, let's chow!
317
00:24:37,479 --> 00:24:41,149
Karsten!
Jonna, look who I found!
318
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:45,083
‐Karsten! Hi, there!
‐Hi.
319
00:24:45,146 --> 00:24:46,706
Hi!
320
00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:50,049
Hello! But what are you doing
in Copenhagen?
321
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,583
We were buying gifts for Sam...
322
00:24:52,646 --> 00:24:55,276
But then we started
drinking wine.
323
00:24:56,713 --> 00:24:59,583
I just needed
to use the restroom.
324
00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:02,846
We had a casting
for a commercial.
325
00:25:02,913 --> 00:25:04,713
Oh, my God, look!
326
00:25:08,213 --> 00:25:09,753
What a colorful lot!
327
00:25:12,913 --> 00:25:15,183
Uh...
328
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:22,253
‐Is it you they're waving at?
‐I don't think so. Is it?
329
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:25,813
Yes, it is! Hello!
330
00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:28,849
‐Do you know them?
‐No.
331
00:25:28,913 --> 00:25:33,153
I swear I know
the guy to the left
and the girl to the right.
332
00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:34,453
Wait.
333
00:25:36,413 --> 00:25:38,583
‐Look here.
‐[moaning on video]
334
00:25:38,646 --> 00:25:44,446
‐Turn down the sound!
‐It's them, right?
335
00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:48,153
‐Can't you see it?
‐It's really hard to say.
336
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,813
Erik follows Charlie Sheen
on Twitter.
337
00:25:50,879 --> 00:25:53,279
He tweeted about this movie.
338
00:25:53,346 --> 00:25:58,376
So of course we had to watch it.
It was pretty good.
339
00:25:58,446 --> 00:26:00,776
You should watch it!
340
00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:06,109
You're not making porn, are you?
341
00:26:06,179 --> 00:26:07,709
[chuckles]
342
00:26:07,779 --> 00:26:13,009
Um... What do you mean?
Of course I'm not making porn!
343
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:15,479
‐I'm joking with you!
‐Right.
344
00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:18,653
Hello!
345
00:26:18,713 --> 00:26:22,253
Now they've had enough.
Alright, let's give them a hand.
346
00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:27,253
No, they don't need an applause.
They don't care
about that stuff.
347
00:26:27,313 --> 00:26:32,253
Karsten, I think we should
talk about you and Erik.
348
00:26:32,313 --> 00:26:35,153
We can't have this situation.
349
00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:39,553
Let's just talk it over.
Have a glass of wine.
350
00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:44,583
No, I need to get Sam a gift.
And I need to go
to the restroom.
351
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:48,106
Just a short while?
Five minutes!
352
00:26:48,179 --> 00:26:50,279
I don't have time.
353
00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:55,083
‐At least we tried.
‐Mm?
354
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:58,706
‐What an odd job they have.
‐Mm.
355
00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:03,609
‐Just weird...
‐Come on. Bottoms up.
356
00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:04,749
Cheers.
357
00:27:16,913 --> 00:27:18,653
Sam.
358
00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:20,213
Get in!
359
00:27:21,746 --> 00:27:27,206
‐Where did you get that?
‐Just get in.
360
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,449
Thank you for picking me up.
361
00:27:43,013 --> 00:27:45,313
Don't mention it.
362
00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:50,406
You'll be 15 soon.
363
00:27:52,146 --> 00:27:54,376
How does it feel?
364
00:27:55,946 --> 00:28:00,106
‐I don't feel anything.
‐No.
365
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,909
Getting older
is hugely overrated.
366
00:28:03,979 --> 00:28:07,849
Make sure you get some sleep.
Good night.
367
00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:09,713
‐Dad...
‐Yes?
368
00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:14,609
You seem to enjoy your new job.
369
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:20,149
You seem happier somehow.
370
00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:25,013
And that car you borrowed
is cool.
371
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,149
You should get one of those.
372
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:29,283
Yeah, you're right.
It's pretty cool.
373
00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:34,553
‐Sleep tight!
‐Good night.
374
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,613
♪ Yes, may she live ♪
375
00:28:37,679 --> 00:28:40,009
♪ Yes, may she live ♪
376
00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:45,009
♪ Yes, may she livefor a hundred years ♪
377
00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:47,609
♪ Of course she will live ♪
378
00:28:47,679 --> 00:28:50,009
♪ Of course she will live ♪
379
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:55,949
♪ Of course she will livefor a hundred years ♪
380
00:28:56,013 --> 00:29:01,713
Let's give three cheers for Sam
who turns 15 today.
381
00:29:01,779 --> 00:29:03,679
‐Hip, hip, hurrah!
‐[all] Hurrah!
382
00:29:03,746 --> 00:29:05,876
Hurrah! Hurrah!
383
00:29:20,446 --> 00:29:24,776
Yeah... How's Karsten doing?
384
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:29,176
It's none of my business,
but doesn't he drink a lot?
385
00:29:29,246 --> 00:29:32,746
He's going through an intense
period with his job and all.
386
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,013
I don't know.
387
00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:36,679
I get it.
388
00:29:36,746 --> 00:29:40,876
But there's something in his
eyes. He doesn't look well.
389
00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:47,883
‐Still frigid in bed?
‐Yes, unfortunately.
390
00:29:47,946 --> 00:29:53,076
I just have to keep satisfying
myself in other ways,
391
00:29:53,146 --> 00:29:55,846
if you see what I mean.
392
00:29:55,913 --> 00:29:59,713
[Lotta] You're not the only one.
393
00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,649
‐Erik has had his limp days too.
‐[Jonna laughs]
394
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:05,583
‐But don't tell Karsten.
‐No, I won't.
395
00:30:05,646 --> 00:30:09,746
‐Thank God there's help
to be had.
‐Yes, thank God.
396
00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:13,813
This garage is still settling.
397
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:18,079
You can't do anything about it.
398
00:30:18,146 --> 00:30:20,806
What happened to your foot?
399
00:30:20,879 --> 00:30:24,909
‐Tell him about the harpoon gun.
‐Harpoon gun?
400
00:30:24,979 --> 00:30:27,909
I bought a harpoon gun online.
401
00:30:27,979 --> 00:30:33,109
It's brand new,
so I thought I'd... Never mind.
402
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,249
The gun goes off in the garage
403
00:30:35,313 --> 00:30:40,053
and the harpoon bounces
off Larsa's moped...
404
00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:44,053
The harpoon bounces back
and buries itself
in my fibular muscle.
405
00:30:44,113 --> 00:30:46,583
‐Fibularis longus.
‐It just...
406
00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:49,206
[imitates pinging noises,
cry of pain]
407
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:53,979
‐It was a fucking mess.
‐It's basically your fault,
Karsten.
408
00:30:54,046 --> 00:30:55,806
‐My fault?
‐Your fault.
409
00:30:55,879 --> 00:30:59,609
If you hadn't
busted up Larsa's moped,
I wouldn't have put it inside,
410
00:30:59,679 --> 00:31:02,449
and I wouldn't have needed
these fucking crutches.
411
00:31:03,579 --> 00:31:07,309
Never mind.
Let's go smoke some cigars.
412
00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:09,509
But there's a blizzard outside.
413
00:31:09,579 --> 00:31:13,379
You sure picked the right day
for a birthday party.
414
00:31:13,446 --> 00:31:16,606
[imitates pinging noise]
Right on target!
415
00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:21,349
Why should I join you?
416
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:25,513
Stop sulking, Karsten!
It's a peace cigar.
417
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:29,449
Oh, that's what it is! Alright.
418
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,853
Let me just have a...
419
00:31:31,913 --> 00:31:34,513
Oy‐oy‐oy‐oy‐oy...
420
00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:39,449
Hey, take it easy, buddy!
421
00:31:41,113 --> 00:31:43,753
Uh... I'm not your buddy.
422
00:31:45,746 --> 00:31:48,176
"I'm not your buddy."
423
00:32:11,113 --> 00:32:14,583
75,000 Danish kroner a month!
424
00:32:14,646 --> 00:32:21,406
How much do you make, Erik?
You make 30,000 Swedish kronor.
425
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:27,779
‐No way you earn 75,000...
‐You bet your ass I do!
426
00:32:30,646 --> 00:32:35,106
Follow me, I want to
show you something. Follow me.
427
00:32:35,179 --> 00:32:38,879
‐Follow me down the road.
‐Come on.
428
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:48,476
I'll show you Daddy's new car.
429
00:32:48,546 --> 00:32:50,806
Wait here.
430
00:32:50,879 --> 00:32:53,479
How the hell could you buy this?
431
00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:56,479
[Karsten] Huh?
432
00:32:57,646 --> 00:33:00,106
Let's see...
433
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,509
Boom! [laughs]
434
00:33:04,146 --> 00:33:06,146
Oops!
435
00:33:06,213 --> 00:33:09,683
560 horsepower!
436
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,476
Two‐and‐a‐half million
Danish kroner.
437
00:33:13,546 --> 00:33:15,576
I think you should calm down.
438
00:33:15,646 --> 00:33:21,376
Erik... I'm so sick of always
talking about money with you.
439
00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:24,606
This year I will earn as much
440
00:33:24,679 --> 00:33:30,209
as you will earn
for the rest of your life.
441
00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:33,709
You fucking loser!
442
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:38,249
You have a serious problem.
You should get help.
443
00:33:41,413 --> 00:33:42,883
Shotgun!
444
00:33:42,946 --> 00:33:44,546
Pow!
445
00:33:44,613 --> 00:33:47,183
There's a new sheriff in town!
446
00:33:53,546 --> 00:33:55,706
Whoo‐hoo!
447
00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:57,309
[laughs]
448
00:34:02,313 --> 00:34:05,583
♪ I know you don't love me ♪
449
00:34:05,646 --> 00:34:08,776
♪ I don't even like myself ♪
450
00:34:08,846 --> 00:34:11,176
♪ So how could you like me? ♪
451
00:34:12,446 --> 00:34:15,046
♪ Do you think I care ? ♪
452
00:34:15,113 --> 00:34:17,513
♪ I know how to have fun ♪
453
00:34:18,446 --> 00:34:21,376
♪ I know how to numb the pain ♪
454
00:34:21,446 --> 00:34:24,606
♪ I drink another glassof this ♪
455
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:27,309
♪ You empty your cup and then ♪
456
00:34:29,513 --> 00:34:33,313
♪ 'Cause this is how we do itthis is how we party ♪
457
00:34:35,813 --> 00:34:39,513
♪ You just need a bodyand I just need somebody ♪
458
00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:46,279
♪ 'Cause this is how we do itthis is how we party ♪
459
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:51,849
♪ You just need a bodyand I just need somebody ♪
460
00:34:51,913 --> 00:34:55,613
♪ 'Cause this is how we partyparty, party ♪
461
00:34:58,613 --> 00:35:02,253
♪ This is how we partyparty, party ♪
462
00:35:04,779 --> 00:35:08,579
♪ This is howwe party, party, party ♪
463
00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:14,749
♪ This is how we partyparty, party ♪
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