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VAGABOND

Hey, monkey. Do you hear me?

This is a big crap mission, monkey

Hey, hey, monkey! Do you hear me?

I was in Vympel Unit. The best in Russia, the best in the world.

But now, I'm here with baby monkey to wipe monkey's ass.

Monkey, I have an idea.

I take the main, you take the sub.

You wipe my ass.

Monkey

G, D, Y, M.

God Damn Yellow Monkey.

Radio check. Do you hear me, ass wipe?

3 minutes before the target arrives.

Geon, you have your shoot.

What are you waiting for?

Geon, take the shot!

Geon!

Geon, shot the target right now! Geon!

Nice to meet you!

My name is Cha Dal-geon.

I used to be in the taekwondo team that represents Seoul.

KOREA ACTION CENTER AUDITION

I have a fifth-degree in taekwondo, third in hapkido, and second in judo.

I also practiced kendo and kickboxing for some time, so...

including the training, the total would be...

eighteen degrees at the very least?

Eighteen degrees at your age?

Fifteen, then.

Ready.

-Hey, wake up! -Are you okay?

My anklebone, ouch!

You're laughing?

What's this?

Man, this is embarrassing.

I'm fine. Man, that was--

Hey, Hoon. What's wrong?

Hoon, I'm fine.

Did I scare you?

It was only a breaking demonstration. Your uncle's fine.

It's just a little blood. Doesn't hurt at all. Look.

Right? Look.

No, don't cry. Hoon!

This is nothing.

This is not my son. He's my nephew.

My big brother passed away so suddenly,

so I have to raise this kid into a fine young man.

Please let me get this job.

I'm good at anything physical.

Just give me a chance,

and I'll show you everything I've got.

Thank you!

You can go now.

Scene one, take three!

All right, cue. Get ready!

-One, two, action! -Go!

That guy came at me for real!

-Hurry up. -Keep the bandage on.

-Can you check both sides? -Let's hurry up!

Don't film this, please.

Attention.

-Bow. -Bow!

Congratulations.

-Get over here! -Are you okay?

Help him out. Get the helmet.

Are you okay? Take it easy.

-You did well. -Thank you, everyone.

Excuse me, ma'am. Could you move over, please?

He's a taekwondo genius, a natural.

One--

On the floor!

Put out the fire!

-Dal-geon, are you okay? -Yes, no problem.

-Are we good to go? -Okay!

Come on.

Why are you giving it to him?

I'll do it.

-I'll tie it. -Hey, hold still.

Take the shot of the black belt. Come close.

"Cha Hoon."

-That's right. Cha Hoon. -Come on!

Yes!

JESSICA LEE DIRECTOR OF JOHN & MARK ASIA

The upgraded stealth function is the key element of the Eagle Fighter.

It shares enemy's information

through a highly advanced intergrated avionic system

with early warning capabilities.

China's J-20,

Russia's PAK FA,

Japan's Shinshin,

they all have the stealth function.

However, considering the critical situation in Korean Peninsula,

MICHAEL ALMEIDA VP OF JOHN & MARK ASIA

I am confident to present the Eagle Fighter

as the only solution to dominate the air power in North East Asia.

Thank you.

The strong point of the F70s are,

the long range air to ground missiles,

the ability to carry up to 12 tons of guided bombs,

and the ability to fly up to speed of Mach 2.7.

PARK MAN-YEONG MINISTER OF NATIONAL DEFENSE

John & Mark's Eagle Fighter

cost about 200 billion a piece.

So, for the cost of seven Eagle Fighters,

You can operate ten of our F70s.

One of the most important criteria to consider

is proven reliability and its cost.

A presentation on future fighter jets that will lead Korea's air force

took place this afternoon at the War Memorial.

Global defense companies including Dynamic System, John & MARK

and Flying Euro, participated in this presentation,

as well as defense officials, journalists,

and civic groups, and engaged in heated discussions.

The Ministry of National Defense will be spending 11 trillion won

in purchasing the next-generation fighter jets.

The government announced that they will, therefore, carefully select...

Trillion, my ass.

I can't even pay the dues to the cab company.

Get off, now.

-You're really not coming back? -Stop saying that. I quit for good.

But you wanted to become a martial arts director.

After all the trouble you went through, you will let it go to waste?

I'm mad I wasted my time.

If I quit earlier, I would've saved more money by now.

-Damn it. -Gosh.

Go, now. I don't want to be seen.

Dal-geon. We've never done it for the money, right?

Dream. Hope.

Vision, right?

If I die on set,

will you raise my nephew, into a man with vision?

-Vision, my ass. -What I meant was--

HOONI

-Yeah, Hoon. -Where are you?

I'm on set, of course!

Man, it's suffocating to be out here today.

They cut off the water.

If we don't pay the bills by tomorrow, they'll shut off the gas, too.

Those cruel bastards.

Hey, don't worry. I'll pay it tomorrow.

With what?

What else? A stuntman earns money from stunts.

But it's not payday yet.

Actually, I got a role with lines this time.

It pays better than my usual stunt roles.

-We're filming again! -Yes, sir!

I'll be coming home soon. Get the rice ready. Bye!

Jeez. He asks so many questions.

Give me some money. I'll pay back next week.

-Next week? -Yeah.

I knew I could count on you.

Keep the change.

-Hey, come on. -Hey, come on.

-Hey, come on! -Stop that.

-You cheap bastard! -I'm going.

-Bye! -Hey!

Gosh, he drank again.

I wish he'd stop drinking.

He's hopeless.

TAEKWONDO TEXTBOOK I HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE

GAME OF DEATH

MOVIE ENGLISH

MARTIAL ARTS DOES NOT TEACH US WHAT WE SHOULD LOOK BACK UPON

IF A PATH HAS BEEN DECIDED, WALK ONWARD BRUCE LEE

JACKIE CHAN'S POLICE STORY 4

STUPID UNCLE

ACTION CENTER

Hello?

Is this the Action Center?

Is Mr. Cha Dal-geon there?

Dal-geon quit his job.

Is this Hoon?

I told you I'd get you barbecue. Why do you want noodles?

Here.

What do you need for your trip to Morocco next week?

I'm not going.

-Why not? -I don't feel like going.

Don't you know how amazing this is?

Other kids would die to be on the taekwondo demo team.

And you're formally invited by the Moroccan government.

-So everything's gonna be free, no? -Only the flight and hotel are free.

We have to pay for the expenses.

You think I can't afford it?

You're only 11 years old.

Act like a kid.

You should be begging me to let you go, not worrying about money.

Then you act like a grown-up!

Why are you yelling at me?

You don't know anything.

-What? -Stupid uncle...

Stupid? What don't I know?

Hey, Hoon!

He's looking down on his uncle these days.

You just wait, kid!

I'm going to make a lot of money,

feed you beef every day and buy you fancy clothes.

I'll follow you around buying you stuff until you've had enough.

I mean, how great is this?

"Celebrating 50 years of diplomatic relations, Morocco!"

STAFF IN CHARGE: GO HAE-RI

KOREAN EMBASSY

I'll take care of the itinerary of the taekwondo demonstration team.

This is an important event to celebrate 50 years of diplomatic relations,

so let's brace ourselves.

Yes, sir.

Good morning! You lot are early!

Well, there was an accident outside

and the bike rider fell right in front of my car.

My heart's still pounding.

Um, Miss Go.

Here's the demo team's schedule and progress report.

It should've been ready earlier, but the Moroccans are not helpful.

50TH ANNIVERSARY DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS COMMEMORATIVE EVENT REPORT

You already have them.

The meeting is over.

Oh, okay.

Sorry, sir.

Take it.

Mom, I'll call you back.

Moroccan journalists are waiting outside.

If you're not competent, you should at least act sensibly.

I've never seen an intern so carefree!

I'm sorry.

You...

Elsa here.

I'll retrieve it and send it right away.

Shit, it's locked again.

What the...

What are you doing here, locked up alone?

I got a run in my tights.

I'll leave as soon as I get changed.

You're showing us a lot of things today.

Get it done quickly and come out.

-Not easy? -No, ma'am.

Our bid is one trillion won higher than that of Dynamic System

and F70 is evaluated to perform better than our Eagle Fighter.

So what? What is the Blue House's response exactly?

The President wants to support us but they also can't ignore public opinion.

What was our lobbying for then? Wasn't it for them to ignore such things?

You know how the President is.

He is very careful.

F-X COMPANY REPORT

That's not careful. That's sneaky.

He only cares about his benefits.

Is the Blue House still accessible?

Yes, ma'am.

We lose that then we're doomed.

Keep it accessible until this is all over.

Michael, you know why

I made a not good, average salesman like you a Vice President?

'Cause you work for the CIA.

I wasn't CIA material, you know.

That's why I got sacked.

Not good enough.

No, no. Not at all.

You just haven't had your chance yet, to show who you really are.

Do you even have any clue

what I had to go through to be here, and looking like me?

Yes, I know.

We got to get this deal, no matter what.

Otherwise,

we are dead.

You and me, so fucking dead!

Get it?

ONE WEEK LATER, SEOUL

Perfect! The yolk is safe.

Let's eat!

No.

Come and have some. I'll take you to the airport.

You don't need to. I'm taking the team bus.

Hey, Hoon.

Why are you so grumpy lately?

Is it because of the sneakers?

I said I'll get you the best pair of shoes once you return from Morocco.

Hey!

Raising you is stressful enough.

-The least you could do is listen to me. -I regret living with you, too.

Then go back to the orphanage!

I mean...

How should I know what's wrong if you don't talk to me?

Look at you, all quiet and pouting.

You can't expect me to know what's up. Stop.

I still don't get it, but I'm sorry.

So pop this into your mouth before it gets cold.

Last chance.

If you don't eat it...

this is mine.

You're not eating it?

One.

Two.

Fine.

Oh, it's hot!

Hey, Hoon!

Hoon!

What a fussy kid. No wonder he is my nephew.

I shouldn't have waited for his birthday to buy those shoes.

Incheon International Airport Police.

Hello?

We are receiving a lot of calls. Please call again.

There will be a plane crash.

- We are receiving a lot of calls... - Flight B357 leaving to Morocco tonight.

Hello?

-One, two! -Do what the instructor says.

Come on, kids.

-Where's your card? -Drink plenty of water, okay?

-Hello. -How are you?

You're going so far away.

-You've got this. You can do it, right? -Yes.

STUPID UNCLE

Really? Thank you. Yes!

I'm worried.

Don't be. I'm not traveling alone. It's a group tour.

Not you. I'm worried about myself.

How am I supposed to live without you for two weeks?

Wow.

Are you that happy?

I'm having a baby.

-What? -Five weeks in.

I'm going to be a dad?

-Yes. -Really?

I'm a dad now!

-Put me down. -Oops, sorry.

-You're embarrassing me! -Why?

Hey, your passport. For crying out loud.

How do you plan to go overseas without a passport?

Are you sure you can take care of all those children?

Hush. They're listening.

-I'm an instructor. -Whatever. Pay for my transportation.

Ripping off your brother? You're really something.

I'm also charging you for the food I packed for you.

Yeah, you do that. Take everything from your only brother.

Hey!

Gather around, team!

Say goodbye to your parents.

Uncle, I'm getting on the plane now.

I doubt you will miss me but if you do,

check the cloud.

I'll upload videos.

Yes, Incheon International Airport Police.

- Do you speak English? - Yes. What can I do for you?

Okay. Flight B357 leaving to Morocco.

You have to stop that plane now.

What? Sir, what are you saying?

-Finally. -Your passport, please.

There are terrorists onboard.

The plane is going to crash. Do you understand?

May I ask who this is?

There is no time. If you don't stop that plane now...

-What's going on? -Where's the fire?

Where's the fire?

Fire!

Hello? I just received a suspicious phone call.

There will be a terrorist attack on--

Sergeant Park!

Stay with me, Park!

-Call the ambulance! -Yes, sir.

-Don't go to a naming place! -Hello.

We don't know yet if it's a boy or a girl.

Make sure you see who's sitting next to you.

Phone calls will be too expensive, so text them to me.

I'll choose. Yes, wait a minute.

You two, give me your cellphones. The door is closing, Hoon. Sit down.

Sit down and stay there.

Hey, stop! Give it to me and put your bag up there.

Come on now, quickly.

-Stay seated. -Pass it to me!

Go in.

You pushed me first.

-Go in. Go in and sit down. -You pushed me first.

What's up with all those kids?

It's a taekwondo demo team.

Oh, a national team?

We'd better do our best.

-May I take this call? -Sure.

Honey...

I have been waiting for your call.

Can you speak Spanish as well?

Don't worry, he doesn't understand what we're talking about.

Please, don't.

Miss Go Hae-ri!

What a coincidence.

What brings you here?

A friend of mine is arriving from Spain.

-You haven't heard the news, right? -What news?

The National Intelligence Service arrested our consul last night.

What? What did he do?

He received bribes from a local drug gang.

They're not drugs. Okay?

And those drugs were smuggled into Korea.

No wonder. I thought his eyes always looked a bit drowsy.

He didn't do drugs. He received bribes.

-Oh. -Darn it.

This means trouble for us.

The taekwondo kids are arriving tomorrow.

I bet it leaked from the inside.

Do you know who's the whistle-blower?

Why are you looking at me like that?

What about my eyes? These are my pretty eyes.

They are pretty. I mean...

Anyways, let's watch out.

We're contract workers. Who cares? See you tomorrow.

What was your business in Portugal?

I noticed you making phone calls secretly in the office.

Is there something in Portugal?

Like a boyfriend?

What the hell is wrong with men?

-What? -How can anyone cheat on a woman like me?

He seemed fine but turned out to be a total lunatic.

If only I had a gun,

I would've shot him in the head before coming back.

For god's sake.

I didn't know she was so fiery.

Cheer up, Hae-ri!

In this world,

there are good men, too!

You must be exhausted.

Rest well!

I love the breeze!

I just returned from Lisbon.

Yes. Suicide with a pistol.

An autopsy won't change anything.

Yes.

BABY GIRL NAMES SU-BIN, EUN-HUI, JI-MIN

Se-a, Ji-yeong,

Ju-hui...

Let me fill your cup.

-A cup of coffee, please. -Yes, sir.

Please fasten your seat belts!

Fasten your seat belts!

What's wrong?

-What is this? -Engine number three failed.

-The cabin altitude is rising. -Do we have a hole somewhere?

Put your mask on, quick!

Ladies and gentlemen. We're experiencing some turbulence.

Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts.

Hold on!

Hold tight, guys! Sit down!

Get up, quick. Sit down.

Mayday!

Bravo 357, emergency descent due to lack of compression.

Why isn't the panel working?

Latitude, altitude, airspeed. Nothing's visible, sir.

Let's stand by and take control.

The stick isn't working. What's wrong?

Bravo 357, Mohammed 5 Control. State your situation.

Mohammed 5 Control, Bravo 357.

Failure to control due to technical problem.

BABY GIRL NAMES

TO STUPID UNCLE UNCLE I LOVE

SHOOTING RANGE

KIM HO-SIK

11 MISSED CALLS FROM HO-SIK

It's an emergency. Come to the embassy, now!

Enjoy.

We should've ended things after round two last night.

That kid.

I should've bought them sooner.

SBC BREAKING NEWS

What's that?

Excuse me, turn the volume up, please.

I repeat.

Aircraft B357 which departed Incheon and headed to Morocco last night,

crashed down into the Moroccan seas.

It was announced by the airline that all 211 passengers,

including the cabin crew, were killed in this accident.

The exact cause of the crash is yet unknown,

but speculations point to bad weather or aircraft failure.

Twenty children from a taekwondo demonstration team

were in the airplane, invited by the Moroccan government

to celebrate 50 years of diplomatic relations with Korea...

CHA HOON (MALE/11)

...making the tragedy worse.

The Korean government has not yet made an announcement on the incident.

President Jeong Gook-pyo

just arrived from Busan.

Please wait a little longer.

Among the 211 passengers, 108 are Koreans,

including 25 children.

Since the accident took place overseas, it's hard to get hold of the situation.

I need to share a few words with you, sir.

Welcome, Prime Minister Hong.

Please excuse us.

The makeup's not over yet.

Looking a bit worn out is preferable in this sort of event.

They say even the falling leaves can cause trouble in the final years.

Look at all the troubles I'm facing with only a year left to go.

The aircraft that went down, B357,

is said to be the latest model, crafted by Dynamic System.

It is highly possible that the crash was caused by aircraft failure.

Are you sure of that?

According to the log from the control center,

we're 90% sure.

But until we have a report from the investigative team,

I think it'll be best for us to not take any formal position.

I'm so thirsty. They didn't even get me a cup of water.

My dear fellow countrymen.

I have never heard more tragic news in my life.

As the President,

I have failed to protect our people and keep them safe.

And now,

I feel so ashamed.

To those who lost their beloved family members,

and to all the people

who are sharing the pain of this tragedy with them,

I would like to...

offer my sincere condolences.

-Fasten your seat belt. Sit down. -Okay.

-Hoon, I told you to sit down. -Someone's sitting in my seat.

Wait.

Stupid Uncle, sorry I got mad at you.

Did you get mad at me, too?

I know you threw away your movies, CDs and books.

You got busted.

I brought them back home. They were so heavy.

Why did you quit the Action Center?

You said you'd become a famous martial arts director

and go to Hollywood.

You said your new name will be Bruce Chan after Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

You're the coolest when doing stunts.

I want a fried egg when I get back.

A good one.

I want two, okay?

Hoon...

Hoon!

DYNAMIC SYSTEM APOLOGY PRESS CONFERENCE

Who are you bowing to?

Dynamic System, the manufacturer of B357, held a press conference.

And the bereaved families burst in, causing a scene.

While the accident is presumed to be caused by aircraft failure,

controversy is expected

since Dynamic System was scheduled to provide

next-generation fighter jets and receive 10.8 trillion won.

Finally,

you prove yourself after all.

You saved all of us.

Thank you, Michael.

Goodbye.

More on the B357 incident.

Some family members are to head off to Morocco tonight

on planes chartered by Dynamic System.

Since it will be hard to collect remains from the crash site,

they have decided to hold a mass funeral

on a beach near the accident site.

It must have been a tiring trip.

I'm Go Hae-ri from the Korean Embassy in Morocco.

I'm Kim Ho-sik.

During your stay in Morocco,

you'll be staying at the Continental Hotel in downtown Tánger.

There is a bus waiting for us outside, so let's get moving.

Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?

Then I will meet all of you after 10 minutes at Gate one.

You sit there.

What? Hey, you.

Put your seat belt on.

-Hey, you. -Quiet.

Stupid Uncle...

Get him!

We are about to head off!

Get off!

Hey!

Go, go, go!

Wheels turn on their axis.

It's you.

But how did you...

Who do you work for?

How are you alive?

Everyone on the plane died.

How come you are alive?

Was it you?

Why did you kill my Hoon?

Why did you crash the plane, you bastard!

Why?

-Come with me. -What happened?

Call the police, fast!

-Eight hundred. -Here's the money.

Get out.

Get out, you piece of shit!

-Ms. Lee Pil-sun? -Yes.

It's the table in the middle.

If you could just wait a bit longer,

someone from Dynamic System will arrive soon.

Mr. Cha Dal-geon is not here yet. Did you contact him?

He is not answering.

He knows where we're staying, so he'll be fine.

Subtitle translation by Daham Yoon

Ripped, synced and corrected by gabbyu's Subs