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Due to unsafe levels of UVB, C, D, and E radiation...

... an extreme weather alert has been issued.

The possibility of showers and cold spells may not be ruled out, though.

- Let me have it! - Nice kite!

- Wait up! - Gimme!

Gimme!

Me want it too!

- What's taking so long? - It's OK, Ingrid.

- Bernie, you come here this minute! - I'm... Well... I'm on it, but...

- We're here. Here! - Where? Tell me!

- Here we are, see? - Look at me!

- Ask them where we are, goddammit! - Nasty kids won't let me have it!

- Leave me be, Ingrid. - Boss, they won't give me the kite!

It's theirs after all.

- No! Don't! - Where's my ice-cream?

- Calm down, Alex! - Forgot it, or what?

- Relax! He's doing it now. - Doing it?! With what?

- The icebox! - On its way. The stick's already out.

And this retard chasing my kids?

- Where you been? Whee! - Catch me you lamoes!

Did you know that a kite looks like a muff?

- Did he just say muff? - I think it was puff.

Are you coming yet?

- Where have you brought me? - Louie baby!

Louie, I nearly managed to catch those rascals this time.

Really? So they got away again?

I was up at the heather patch. I could hear them load up the van...

...but I was too late. - Where was this?

- At the heather patch. - By the brickworks plant?

Thereabouts. It's hard work, nabbing those timber thieves.

Maybe you should switch to coal thieves, Ossie, old squire.

OK, I'll go and pay.

It all burned down last week. I gave the water to the firemen.

- Notice all those horizontal trees? - Bill, please.

Don't go yet! I've managed to get... nearly half of it.

It's frozen solid. The ultimate ice-cream!

- I'll have two ice teas. - All this work for what?

You mean 'I had'. Whatever one buys is bought.

Do you take cards?

460.

- I'm looking for Szentivan. - Bernie!

- I'm paying, dear. - Call off your retard!

You're the retard! Your mummy, your mummy's a...

Just the ice teas? Nothing else?

Can I interest you? Chocolates?

- I'm in a hurry. - And I need the money.

OK, let's have the chocolates.

Nuts? You can even leave 'em here.

OK.

So... Szentivan, eh?

Take a right here. Junction after half a mile.

Right again. At the church.

The cross will help. There's a store, it's alway busy, so...

...somebody's bound to be able to tell you the way.

Got to go when the Siren's calling, eh?

Oh, it wasn't at that heather patch, it was at a different one.

- Get off the car! - Louie baby.

- Fact of the matter is... - Fact of the matter is...

...you have been coming here for weeks to nail little Susie.

You can't keep a secret from me.

- You noticed? - Man up. I did.

- Cut it out! - It's not loaded, don't worry.

- Can't do anything. - I can't keep up with him.

Now that I'm getting older.

You got a problem? Yeah?

Come out if it's too fucking tight in there!

- You icy motherfucker! - Calm down, Louie.

There's got to be a way to get it out.

Pull the plug on it.

You're very tense, Louie.

Put some ice on it.

- What the...? - Large delivery you got there.

What the...?

- Fox! - How did you know it was me?

- Wha...? - This way.

Not this way, the other way!

- Take this someplace else. - Just a bit further.

Don't be upset, be grateful.

- Dump it! - Don't you dare lift it!

God, how weak and soft I've been.

But this is it. You'll take everything you brought...

...even that sodding flamingo! - Flamingo?

- Isn't that a pelican? - Fuck no!

- Dump it! - Take the lot away from here.

I've done it!

This is fucking organic matter! All the wasps will be here!

- I can't believe this. - It's seedless!

Fucking hell.

- Got it at less than half price. - I could care even less.

I've got a tummy like Uncle Jockey!

- Right. - Don't be like that.

You know what? You're right.

I won't be like that.

I'll fucking be like this from now own.

This is the fucking way I'll be!

What's wrong? I thought you wanted them.

Louie, when you're done, I'd like a morning beer.

Sure I have some with me, but it's piss-warm.

I'll let you get on with it. Beer?

- Take it. - That's the spirit!

- Let me help! - You! Kneel!

The big freeze got your balls?

Repeat after me... After me, I say!

I'll take everything away.

- New teeth, Jockey? - Mum lent me hers. Hot.

I'll totally never bring anything. No melons, no flamingo, no nada.

No carload of fubar tiles.

- Masonry heater. - Masonry stove.

Not even if it used to be a stove. For this is Louie's place.

He lives here.

And this ain't no 'scunge shack', no 'gunge pile'...

...and no cockroach castle. Repeat from the top!

- This for real? - It's not loaded.

Louie lives here.

And I won't bring any tiles.

- I swear. OK? - Fuck you, Fox.

Calm down, OK? I'll take the larger ones...

...and I'll come back later. - Stop! Turn around!

You'll take the lot.

And you'll never come back. Ever.

- Fox, you. - You know what?

- I'll take the lot. - Right you are.

You damn Fox.

- It won't hold a seed more. - Good.

- Good? - Good.

Good for an epitaph. Kneel, Fox!

Kneel, I said. Good night!

We're cousins, man. Have mercy.

- It's over, Fox. - Louie!

It's over!

Golly, it's not even loaded. Dang it, what a crying shame.

Great balls of fire. Go and have a look!

Empty.

- Shit, I pissed myself. - Number one...

- That was harsh. - I'm sorry.

- That was uncool. - It's not fox season. Chill out.

- I'm not giving it to you. - Give it to me!

- You won't have it. - Give it to me!

- It's not loaded. - Give it to me!

Is that your wig down there? You look awful.

- Kneel! - Why the hell should I?

- I'm not afraid, see? - Go and kneel!

- It's not fucking loaded. - Swear!

- I swear... - Don't play with guns.

Leave me the fuck alone!

I thought I'd join the fun.

That wasn't funny. I've had it.

My life flashed before my eyes.

- Was in it? - Louie, what's wrong?

- You shot him. - Me?

In the belly. I mean, in the neck.

- I fired into the air. - So it fell back down.

- Swallowed the toothpick. - He's always chewing on it.

Eat some melon.

Bread is good for stuck fishbones.

Or a slap in the back?

The hunting manual says it's...

...a slap right between the shoulder blades, 'cause...

It's out.

Male patient, middle-aged...

...medium build, average maturity...

...average physique. Average blood pressure: 140/90.

- Mine's higher. - 'Cause you're taller.

Knocked his head, is unconscious.

- Come on. - Take me, I mean...

... take him to the county hospital.

OK, let's move.

- Step on it, Jules. - Bye! Don't worry about me!

- We'll do just fine. - I can't stand needles.

Allergic to them. Psychically.

Needle jitters? I can take it.

But when you give blood, you actually give beer.

Do you need to talk at work?

- This is for you. - Thanks.

For you. What do you see?

- Gonna be fine, right? - Bring it, Ossie!

- Coming. - I'll take this.

Louie baby, no hard feelings, right?

- Ossie told me to hit you. - And you KO'd him.

Fuck! Who's gonna help him when he's dying? Me, that's who.

- The car's more important to you! - Here.

- Hey Doc, is this alcoholic? - There's no helping this.

You never saw me! Never! Never-ever!

- Chicano! - It's fucked again.

Grab this, will you?

What's up? Wedding over?

Were we followed? Are you sure?

- There was a rumble. - I always miss out.

- The melons? - We've got plans.

- Fill us in. - What's with Louie?

Swallowed a toothpick, but it's out now.

- Boss OK? - Who got married?

- Bucktooth Susie. - Who to?

- Stinky Tom. - Why did you get beat up?

Gabin was all over the bride.

- So why you then? - He's the underdog.

So, Chicano, you dry-humped the troll?

- She had a veil on. - Veils lend lots of sex appeal.

Right, Jolene. I'm off. Nearly home!

- Bye Ossie, bye. - Bless you, Ossie.

Trouble and strife, eh?

- Stand up. - Sneaking round the heather again?

- Idiots. - Walk towards the ambulance.

- Don't be cheeky now. - Get well, Louie.

- What's up with him? - Nothing.

Stop. Turn towards me.

Is your life stressful?

Look...

...maybe you need a more stressful existence.

Thank you.

You need change. Every day's the same, isn't it?

Well, go and change something.

Travel. Meet...

...new people. - Not good!

Or seek out people you haven't seen in a long time.

Close your eyes.

Do you feel dizzy?

Open your eyes.

- Keep them open. - See, that's all it took.

At all times.

There's wildlife over here, man.

Have you been on holiday recently?

We can get you a hospital bed for a few days.

The ambo broke down.

- In the back? - No Eve, no.

I never want to see you again.

He'll take us.

- This is my only pair of trousers. - So go in a skirt then.

There's two crates of beer. Let me have a bottle.

What's one bottle to you?

Oh, Gabin, look what you've done. I'm all wet.

You're mental! This is my Sunday suit!

- Mine! - Louie's well again!

- Right, Louie? - As healthy as me hairy balls.

- It's my sweets! - Come on, we'd like to order.

- Too much pressure, Louie-boy? - This isn't a queue, right?

- A strong espresso please. - And my beer!

- With milk. - Fill us in, will you?

- Diagnosis? - Where's the snack bar guy?

- Putting us on, eh? - Earth to Louie. You there?

- You soft in the head? - Come off it. It's the Tiger!

Louie's here, Tiger's here, we're all here.

- Give us a coffee. - And a beer.

- Me? - Come, let's have a word.

- What happened to him exactly? - Bumped his head.

His head? And doesn't remember. It's this thingamabob...

Do you know the snack bar guy?

- Amnesty? - No! Am..., am...

- Just a sec. - You don't know him?

- Ammonia! - Cut it out!

Where is that guy? Oi!

Amnesia. He's amnesiac, and doesn't remember anything.

- Anybody there? - Louie!

- Who's Louie? - You don't recognize me?

- Impossible. - How about me?

Recognize me like this?

Or like this?

What's this about, kind sirs?

We're cousins, Louie! Don't you remember me?

It's a nice face, but...

I thought the sound might jog his memory.

Right, if there's no coffee, I'm afraid I'll...

Man, you have to remember all the fun we've had together.

- Like what? - When you had a fit...

...? cause Fox dumped his shit. - Drop it, shall we?

Lewis! We are kin.

- Blood relations. - Be with you in a minute.

- Yes? - This is the cardealer Gabin.

Nothing?

I granted you a wish once.

I brought you an lmpala. Remember?

A white full-size baby...

...and the front came up when you stepped on the accelerator.

With a strapping V8 engine. Still nothing?

So I've got an lmpala?

- I've got an lmpala! - Not so fast.

- It's all coming back! - It got totalled.

What a shame.

A crying shame.

But while I had it, I loved it very much, yes?

And when I stepped on it, the front came up fine, didn't it?

- It broke before you even got in! - Thanks a bunch.

Leave him be, Louie's in trouble.

- Am I this Louie fellow? - Yes, definitely.

Would you mind stepping behind the counter?

- So I'm in trouble? - It'll come back to him.

- My beer first. - Just a minute.

All those melons...

Are they all mine too?

- Sure. - Really?

- You ordered them. - Let's go.

God, how you pressured me, you kept begging me...

...to please bring you some melons. Don't you remember?

Maybe. Tell me the details.

- Leave it. - Why?

- He even promised to pay for freight. - Did I say that?

Maybe half. It slipped my mind.

Nice car!

Lookie here!

Recalculating. Unknown location.

What a lovely!

All according to plan.

- Recalculating. - I'm there at half ten.

Sure. I've got it on me now.

Don't touch it! Take a hike!

No, not you.

Cup of coffee.

- I'm onto you. - No touching.

Yoo-hoo! Customer here!

I asked for a coffee.

- Is he deaf, or what? - Of course not.

- Please give the gentleman a coffee. - And be quick about it.

- And don't forget my beer. - Louie-boy.

- Towing hook? - What?

I could get you one.

- Where'd he go? - Louie, that's a mixed message.

Where to?

- Hey! - Chicano?

Get out of there this minute!

- It's automatic, Louie. - I'll be right back.

Fuck, he actually drove off!

His driving licence!

Did he say he'd be right back?

- What's that mean? - In a jiffy, well, soon...

...sooner or later. He'll come back!

Excuse him. He's had an accident. Amnesia.

- He doesn't remember. - What the fuck?

He used to get me my beer pronto. Look at him now.

The damned retard took my car just like that.

Chill out, man.

- Finally. - Here he is.

Storm in a teacup. Here he comes.

- The rascal. - Lucky for him.

He's too fast!

- Is everyone all right? - Close call, Chicano!

You'll get it all dirty!

- Fucking moron! - Don't you dare!

- Catch me if you can. - I dare you.

- I dare you. - What's up, man?

- Look what he did to my shirt. - I can't believe it.

Fucking shit. What now?

Keep your shirt on. Chill out, take in the scenery.

He's just taking it for a spin. Have a drink.

- You don't know who I am. - So tell us.

- Here he comes. - Louie, Louie!

- I'll cut your balls off! - Don't get personal now.

- He's just driving in circles. - No idea where they are.

What's wrong?

What's up, Alex?

Ladybug.

- Tasty ladybug. - Stop.

- Stop, damn it! - Chill, he's coming back.

Of course he is. He never goes anywhere.

That's the end of the line, Alex.

- Run along home now. - No.

We're not far. You can still walk home.

- No, no, no, no! - Yes, yes, yes.

Alex!

All right.

Get in. OK?

But stay down and don't budge, got it?

- Hide and seek? - Right.

Hide and seek.

I'll let you know when I've found you.

Hi there!

- Hi. - Can I help?

Thanks, but...

- How about a lift? I'm up for it. - Really?

Thanks.

- Keep still! - Call me from the repair shop.

Which way? Bound for Pest too?

Pe... Pe... Absolutely.

- Cute that you came back for me. - Did you see me?

- In this car? Are you kidding? - Me?

I'm dead serious.

Oi! Finally! Listen.

Wait! What a buggered country this is. Fuck!

- That's the way it is. - Shit, where's my mobile?

- Over there. - Over where?

- On the counter. - You dummy!

Watch where you're going, Fox!

- Here. - Are you nuts, Chicano?

There she goes, bro!

- Give me the phone! - That's it!

You have no idea what deep shit you're in.

- Hey! Chicano Bulls! - I'm Dr. Frank Csopkai QC.

- The lawyer! - So? I'm the postman, loser.

Really? Why haven't you told us before?

Mum's delivering the letters. She needs the exercise.

- How old is she? - Give me the bloody phone!

Chill, peace, buddy-buddy.

Now the shit hits the fan. Sir! Excuse me sir!

- Hi! - Cheerio!

- Nutters. - Have a nice day!

- Is everyone a moron around here? - Every fucking one.

Pea-brained, miserable idiots...

...miserable nimrods, retards, morons...

...mutants! Why the fuck did I come to this...

...puke-hole, this pissy, crummy... What the fuck is this anyway?

Glass-fiber? What a fucking...

...shitty name for a snack bar.

Fuck.

I think I should be going. Look at the time. I'm so going.

Don't be a chicken shit. He won't remember a thing.

The Tiger KO'd him. He's gonna lie here all day.

You... You...

- Jesus. - I really have to get there on time.

- I'm working, you know. - Where?

On board the Europa. It's a ship.

- Are you a sailor? - What do you think?

- I'm a model. - Pick up already.

Aren't you going to answer it? Might be important.

Important? It isn't.

- All right, I'll shake him. - At last, Louie! Where are you?

- Monsieur Ambassador? There already? - Where the fuck am I?

We're in deep shit. The Tiger KO'd the bloke.

- What ambassador? - Gosh, we'll soothe the problem.

- What the pox are you soothing? - Is he in pain?

- Come back here! - That is impossible at this time.

- What's up? - No idea.

He was talking weird. He called me 'ambassador'.

- Must have bumped his head good. - Which ambassador?

- The French. Gabin. - Like Jean Gabin?

- Perfectamente. - Let's go after him.

He needs a doctor. Might have a clot in his brain.

Clot in his brain my arse. You figure it out...

...l'm off to take a leak. - We'd better take off extra fast.

- Don't let them see him! - We've seen this place.

Right, staff. Lift him gently. We're paramedics.

Jockey! We're getting hernias here.

I'm carrying a load already.

- Dr. Fuchs please? - Yes?

Thank you, sir. Let's move to the ambulance.

Will the assistant please open the door?

- What? - Punch in the code.

This is kind of weird.

Punched it.

Do you have a cigarette?

Have a look in there.

- You smoke cigars? - I do? Sure I do.

Takes the edge off. Would you light one for me?

- How do you do that? - Put it in your mouth...

...tongue it around, wet it...

Sorry...

This is not a crude chat-up line. I don't really put it about.

Would you sleep with me? Just kidding.

- Would you though? - You're fast.

- You said you were in a hurry. - But not that kind.

No worries. It's OK.

I'll sort this out.

- They're proper looking at us. - Let's split!

- You've hotwired cars before, man! - Chill, Gabin!

Is he breathing? Is he dead?

He's not breathing, but he's not dead.

Breathing is a pretty major part of being alive.

You gave me one hell of a fright. Look, Rudy.

Don't screw up the best day of my life.

Go on working! Are we friends?

- Sure, Louie. - Let me show you something.

- Look at me! - Is this beauty yours?

Tell you later. Look at it, and act surprised.

More. That's over the top. Lose the cap.

- Louie? The cap? - I'm not Louie.

- See the girl? - What a bombshell.

She's with me. I've never had anything like her. You?

Right. I'll tell you all about my time with her...

...if you do as I say. - Sure, Louie, I mean...

- What should I do? - Stand at attention!

- Put the cap on and salute me. - I want to know everything.

Deal. Now, laugh. I'm really funny. Louder.

Now start nodding. Pest is behind me, right? Keep nodding.

Follow me to the car. Relax. Let's go.

- What? - They're coming.

- Who? - Can we help?

I've got it!

- Maybe not. - I'm sorry about stopping you.

- No trouble. - Sorry again.

Well, how were you to know?

- I bloody wasn't. - Shouldn't we push it?

The children are eating each other alive.

- Switch it the fuck off! - Easy for you to say.

- What happened? - Nothing.

- You're fine. - What did you do to me?

- We didn't do anything. - Yes you did.

You bumped me on the head. You! And you!

- You've got a problem. - And you!

- Me? - Where's my car?

- You stole it! - What a ridiculous idea.

I'll have your heads. I'm a lawyer. You'll rot in prison, all of you!

- I won't rot, I'm innocent. - Keep still for a second.

Let me go! Help!

- Can't you hear? They need help. - So? Are you a ward nurse?

- Let go! - Keep shtum!

- Let go! - Don't you get blood in the car!

- Or on the kids! Bernie! - Shut the fuck up!

Who's there? Help me!

Bloody hell!

Cool it, Chicano!

- Do you need help? - We're delivering a baby.

Give me that damn kite! I've had it with you.

- It's all fucked up. - No! My kite!

How come even the police are scared of you?

I'd rather not say. I'm travelling incognito right now.

- Tell me, what did you show him? - My monthly bus pass.

As if...

By the way, you're busted. Frank!

- What? How come? - It's Frank, right?

- Frank? - Oh, knock it off.

Oh, so I am busted then.

Dr. Frank Csopkai QC. I'm a Doctor.

- Right. You can call me Frank. - Hi, Frank. I'm Niki.

Hi, Niki. I'm Frank.

Are you free tonight, Frank?

- Fancy coming with me to the gala? - On the ship?

Everyone who matters will be there. All the rich people.

- Then I've got to show. - With their wives or lovers.

Or with both.

- I'm a lone wolf. - Oh, sure.

- No more jumping around, Chicano! - What if he comes to?

- The car'll be back by then. - With the buggy back...

...he'll be as happy as my shlong is long.

It's 'happy as the day is long', not your shlong!

I've had it! I'm sorry but I'm fed up with your nonsense.

- You mean us? - Yes, I do, I do!

Look what you got me into again!

I'll tell you: this chap arrives...

...orders a latte, and ends up tied and gagged in an ambulance...

...with no doctor in sight. This is not normal!

Everything around here is not normal!

And I always get involved!

Slow your roll now, Skinny.

Jockey, give him a drink. Light a fag.

Let's dump this prick in the Tiger, and take off after Louie.

Right. Louie in his car, him in Louie's...

One all. It's a draw.

- What's the big idea? - I'm sorry, sir.

- Fill it up? - Just a sec.

- How far is Pest? - 20...

I mean in litres. How much does this thing drink?

- You mean your car? - Don't suss it out.

- Answer me. - Maybe...

- Gotta pee! - Sure. Cross the road...

...and find yourself a spot.

- I wet myself a bit, watch me! - Let's make it...

...4 thousand, right? Make it snappy!

Oi! We've got a toilet! We've...

- Whoa Nelly. Feet won't fit. - Let them. Who cares.

- No-one's gonna notice. - See if I don't fix it.

This is not going to work. Watch out.

- Told you! - What was that?

- His head. - So he took a look outside.

- OK, let's split. - People!

You can't leave an unconscious man alone. What if he comes to?

Anything might happen. He may choke!

So someone stays. I'm driving. Dr. Fuchs?

No way. Skinny doesn't want to get involved anyway.

No, he'd let him go, degenera...

- I mean, kind as he is. Jockey? - Why me?

I knocked him out. Enough is enough. Fox stays.

Me? Fine. It's either me, or it's not.

Let's draw lots.

Excuse me.

I'm done.

- I'm so clumsy. My portfolio. - Your what?

- Portfolio. - Oh yes, your port...

...folio.

Well...

- Groovy. - Ta.

Stay on this road for 30 miles, then take the lane on the right.

- I set the address. Is it a problem? - No worries.

Is this your address?

It's a surprise.

Two, and three, and four.

So, whoever can drink the quart of milk in one go...

...goes, who can't stays.

- Do we have time for this? - So, three...

...two... - Fuck you!

...and go!

Stop! Hold it right there.

- Skinny lost. He stays. - How can you drink sour milk?

- Sour you say? - Skinny lost.

- Let's get on. - You gave Skinny bad milk.

- The draw's void. - Is mine off too?

- No. - So it's this bad when it's good?

- Why? - What's wrong?

That's just the way the cookie crumbled.

The fuck it did. You gave him the bad milk on purpose.

- OK, start again. - Shut up. Cheater stays.

Out of all people, I'm staying?

Let's decide based on whoever can go the longest...

...or the shortest...

- Why all the lights? - To lighten the mood.

- Sneaking hangdog of a Fox. - That's what you are. Sneaking.

Hey! He's here!

How did you do that? Get out!

- Get out while you can. - Don't rough him up, Jockey.

Don't do this... Why are you doing this to me?

- Don't leave me! - You could have hurt him.

- Let's draw lots! - Watch out for him.

- Drink some milk why don't you. - It's not fair.

He may be hurt.

You don't mind that we came to yours, do you?

- Why would I? - I was interested where you lived.

And...

...what's the verdict? - Impressive.

I'm sorry, you were so weird driving this car.

I couldn't decide if it's yours, if you stole it, or if you're the driver.

I'll be honest with you.

- I stole it. - Sure.

Aren't you parking it inside?

- I am. - Wait, the dogs are out.

No worries. They'll come back.

He'll be at the ice cream shack. It's a chick-magnet.

- Take this shortcut. - Are you sure?

Sure I'm sure.

- Isn't the road too crappy? - Not that crappy.

- Isn't it getting worse? - It's all been taken care of!

- Sure? - Sure!

If you say so.

Fox! Are you there?

Are you there?

I'm usually offered coffee at this point.

I'm quite good at that actually.

So what's wrong?

Wait! I'll go on ahead.

Just to tidy up a bit. I wasn't expecting guests, so...

Back in a sec.

Hi there!

Excuse me!

Anyone there?

Excuse me, sir or madam, how do you do!

I was only...

- Hi! - Are you looking for someone?

Just checking if the dogs have come back...

...but well, they didn't.

- This is awesome! - You bet.

Alone in such a large house? Aren't you afraid?

- I am. I bottle it up. - How long is it?

- What is? - May I?

- Sure. - Which way?

- Well... - Got it!

That's it.

So no-one's home, right?

- Right? - I'm here, boss!

- Where am I? - Go back and don't move a muscle.

- What about the coffee? - Coming!

Stay downstairs, and hands on your mouth!

- I'll be outside, OK? - Make yourself at home.

That would make one of us.

Sorry! Hullo!

- Jockey, you useless shit. - Watch my teeth, asshole.

- They're mum's. - You said it was smooth.

See? And you crapped yourself, Chicano!

- Look who's here. - Hi, Rudy.

How do you do. Traffic control.

- Hi ya. - Don't shit us.

- Documents, please. - What?

There's a mic in the car recording everything.

I'd like to see proof of a valid car insurance please.

- Here you go. - Have you been drinking, sir?

- No. - And the passengers?

- Of course not. - Did I say it's a mic?

Real sorry. It's a video camera.

Gotcha, suckers!

- Get stuffed. - Bastard.

- I have a heart condition. - Sorry...

...l'm all cranked up. Just like Louie, man.

He had a red hot mamma and a snazzy car.

- A girl? Not fair. - Piping hot. Headed for Pest.

- For Pest? - Sure.

Well, then...

Thanks for the coffee. Again.

I'll be...

...running along. - But... You sure?

- Would you hold this for me? - Certainly.

This is for you.

As a keepsake.

- Where's the exit? - There's none.

There's only entrances in this place.

But seriously... What's the rush?

You haven't looked upstairs yet.

- I often do that. - Really?

All the time. I just sit up here, and...

So...

Oi!

I know you're out there.

You're out there, aren't you?

You're still there.

You're too yellow to leave.

I know you're out there shaking. You know you can't mess with me.

You there?

Where do you think you're going? Come back this minute.

You can't leave! I've seen your face!

You're Fox!

I'll get you as soon as I get out of here, and boy...

...am I getting out of here!

I'd untie me if I were you.

Fooox!

I'll get you for this. I'll get you good!

I'll squash you! Fox!

Stop the bloody racket already!

It wasn't me, man!

Back! Back!

- Frank! - Yes?

Look what I found.

Don't try telling me it's yours.

- I won't. - Come clean.

Straight answer now.

- How many have you bedded this week? - Straight answer? Well...

...let me see...

- Well... - Well?

I haven't slept with a woman in six months.

- Were you in prison? - No. Maybe tomorrow, though.

- Fancy some wine? - Why not?

- I've still got an hour. - So have I.

I think. That makes two.

- You're so weird. - How come?

You're just sitting in the middle of this immense house...

...with a lovely garden, pool... - Great, isn't it?

...and 3 million Euros' worth of cars but you're not full of yourself.

Back I said!

You're cute, nice...

...you're spunky... Just right.

And yet there's something about you...

- What something? - Something...

Something dorky.

But... it's quite adorkable.

Yeah?

So then... That's...

...not a problem then. - No.

You go back!

Shit!

I must get this washed right now. What was that?

Who knows? Perhaps...

...the dogs are...

...fu... back?

- Sorry about that. - I don't mind.

You smell awesome.

Would you put this in the tumble dryer?

I would. Put it in.

- I'll be outside. - Right.

Right you are.

- What a peaceful place. - Isn't it?

- You can't open those. - Chill man, I won't hurt them.

- Will you please not open that? - I'm not.

I'll just see which ones have the big knockers.

- He's not with me. - Gabin, this one for the road.

- Anything else? - This.

Buy it yourself. Or suck it up.

You sure know where it hurts the most.

- Cash or card? - Cash.

- Don't be chinchy now. - Jesus Christ.

Gabin...

Look, I'll read it and bring it back.

As long as you pay for it first.

- How about this one? - 500 Forints, please.

I don't have that much, goddamit! You dense, or what?

- Number 5. - I'll bring it back.

It's all the same to you.

- Five. - Look...

- I'll give you this. - I don't need it.

No payment, no merchandise, sir.

I wouldn't normally, but I'm taking the tits.

- It's just a toy! - Toy my arse!

You get 15 years for that, moron. We're leaving.

Did you see the way she looked at me?

- I was shit to her. - Why, you the king of cool?

- What? - Not a fucking thing.

- Not a fucking thing. Something wrong? - Not a fucking thing.

Call him again!

Are you ironing it as well?

Frank!

Where are you?

Err... Just a sec!

Fishie!

Frank!

Where are the dogs?

- Who are you, dearie? - And you?

No business of yours. Who the hell are you?

Hi, I'm Niki. Cheers.

'Hi'? 'Cheers'? Who do you think you are?

- What's your business here? - Frank brought me.

My husband?!

So he's married. Thought so.

Frank, your wife is here.

- Get out of here! Out! - All right.

Get a grip on yourself. Nothing happened.

I said get dressed and get the hell out of here!

- This second! - I'll put something on first, OK?

Relax.

Could you call me a cab?

That wasn't very nice.

- So you think this is funny? - Honestly?

You're kind of ridiculous.

You can keep my dress.

Not that it'll fit you.

You piece of despicable, low-life scum!

I go away for 3 weeks and I have to come home to a whorehouse?

- Afternoon, madam. - Who are you?

I... I'm only... the plumber...

- Naked? - Got soaked.

What about the toothbrush?

- It's good for, you know... - What about Frank?

God! A threesome?!

No, no! You're making a mistake!

- Frank's not here. - So where is he?

- Well... - And the woman I threw out?

- You threw her out? - Damn right!

Excuse me... God!

- You shouldn't have. She was with me. - She said Frank brought her!

- You're Frank too? - A little.

- Your name is Frank Little? - No, no.

Sometimes I'm Frank. But actually not.

If you're not Frank then...

...and that slut is not his...

...then what are you two doing here?

The...

...fact of the matter is... I accidentally...

...ran into Frank.

I swallowed a toothpick, and...

...an idiot brought melons...

- In a nutshell! - Right!

Frank didn't get his coffee, and I...

...took his car. - He gave you his car?

And our house too?

OK, I moved out to think things over...

...but making a brothel of our home is too much to take.

I don't want to impose...

Don't leave this.

That's not ours.

- Whose then? - No idea.

I knew it! I knew it!

The truth is out! What did I tell you?

He's got someone else. But who?

You must know if he gave you the house. Who is it?

- Don't know. - Don't scratch your balls...

...when my marriage is on the line. Who is it?

- I really don't know. - You're lying.

All men are liars! And all keep lovers!

Younger and even younger ones still!

They'll end up with kindergarten girls!

I don't know where they'll end up...

...but as for myself, I was hoping for...

...something from the other lady, but of course she was...

...sadly sent packing, as we know.

So then, madam...

...all the best, chin up. - Don't you try to flee now!

- Come here! - Hell no.

Closer! Look me in the eyes!

I want a straight, honest answer:

- I always... - How are they?

Nice.

Answer me with a full sentence.

- Real nice. - No implant either!

- Hold it! No silicone, right? - May I?

- Well... seems right... - Told you so!

Maybe the other one?

Feel this! Solid as a rock!

This is really solid.

- And these? - Oh my!

Tight and firm. Feel them! Grasp them!

- Are they? - Sure.

- Do it properly! - They're honest-to-goodness firm!

Then why did he cheat on me? Tell me!

- What's your name? - Louie.

- Why did he do it, Louie? - I don't know.

- Isn't he stupid? - Of course he is!

- Am I not sexy? - On the contrary!

- Pardon? - You're sexy!

Don't lose any sleep over it!

- Hi! - How do you do, Jolene.

- Hello! - Give us a kiss.

- What? - Louie's come and gone.

- Louie? - Yep.

He never comes. That's the best part.

- What's he up to? - Nothing.

- Who's with him? Betty? - No!

- Then who? Let me pass! - Bad idea, madam.

Let me through! Who is she?

- Frank! - Frank?

What Frank?

Jesus Christ!

I don't want to know.

- This is disgusting. - He's no big deal.

Oh, fuck!

I should be marking essays now.

Tell me about it.

Which way now? Call him!

I've called him thousands of times.

Poor man doesn't know who he is.

Maybe he crashed the car! Dead to the world!

- What's your name? - Lewis. Told you before.

- Lewis Crapsky. - Fanny Csopkai, nee Nagy. Regards.

- Likewise! - So, Frankie!

Can you see Lewis fucking me?

Won't he be angry?

- That's the whole point. - I mean angry at me!

What is it?

Have you not noticed? I came.

That's what you say, bunny-boy!

We're not done yet.

It was never this good with you.

Turn that shit off, man. It's a nuisance!

All right. Give me a minute.

I can't. No buttons on it anywhere.

Whoa! Guys!

- What is it? - No! Gabin! Wait!

Look at that!

- Go, Louie, go! - Watch the road!

- The road! - I'd push her bush too. And her tush!

You're worse than a baby.

Let me go. It's fucking urgent.

- I'll give you money! - No.

No! No sir! Who do you take me for?

Those people are my friends.

I promised to look after you.

How much?

My wallet's in the right-hand pocket.

110 thousand...

110 thousand!

You won't fuck with me. You said it was urgent.

This is peanuts.

One million.

By wire transfer.

Where would you wire it to?

How much is on these?

One has a lot...

...one has quite a lot...

...the third one... For you, a lot.

This one's the thickest. I'll take this one.

You sure are crafty. That's why they call you Fox, right?

Right.

Untie me, quick!

You got the money, now do it.

- But don't you report them. - Why protect them?

They abandoned you just like that.

You're right. What a bunch of crooks.

They keep teasing me, but who does the dirty work?

Wait a minute! Not so fast.

This is no good. They might take me for a traitor.

Tie me up. And, really, really carefully...

...punch me, OK?

Careful, though. Don't leave a mark.

You'll be so nice.

Guess where his money's from.

My mum's boutique, that's where.

That gave him his break.

Look at him now: watches, cars, whores...

Is that all I am good for?

Truth is, I haven't had sex for half a year, and...

- Fattened himself up on us! ...it just so happened...

He had a single suit when he married me.

All he gets is what he brought!

Got his start with my mum's dough!

Sure, he invested it... But it was my mum's dough.

This! He can take this!

So he wants his sluts to nest in here.

We'll see about that! You know how big this place is?

No.

- Did you enjoy it? - What?

Someone's here.

- Frank? - Frank? You in here?

I saw the car.

Sorry about the alarm.

It slipped my mind again.

I brought salmon, strawberries...

...champagne. Every type of...

...fuck-food!

Are you the new maid?

Me?

- I'm... - Yes, you!

Who are you? How come you've got a key?

- You... frightened me. - I'm really sorry.

- Who are you again? - I'm Dr...

...Nora Szoghy. - I think you know who I am.

I think this is yours. Judging by size.

- Alex. - Nora Szoghy?

- Alex! - Dr. Palasthy's wife?

Alexander!

My husband is doing a state secretary's wife.

- Won't there be trouble? - No.

There won't. In fact...

...l'll tell you now. Get it out in the open.

Frank and I are getting married.

Frank, marry? You must be kidding.

Do you know what my husband wants from you?

Your husband. And his contacts.

- Nothing else. - Once he's taken your mother's money.

Hullo boss! Come to play?

- What are these? - Boats.

Alex! Where did you get all this?

- From nice car. - Right. Get them out.

No play...

Have you met her?

Oh! You haven't?

I'm one step ahead of you.

I know Frank's newest lover.

Watch out, some are sinking. Start with those.

- Holes... - Pretty girl...

And young. How old are you again?

The bastard.

Bastard...

- Bastard. - Bubbly?

Hey!

Hey! Stop! I said stop!

- What's the time? - 7:10.

- Fuck! - How time flies.

Wait! Hold on!

- Got a problem? - My car's been stolen.

That's a bummer. What make was it?

- My Skoda was taken once. - Blue...

...Bentley Continental. Speed Cabrio. - My oh my.

No time for this. Give me a phone.

Can't. Police issue. Registration plate?

- F-R-A-N-K-1. - Frank?

- Let's move on, shall we? - Not so fast, young man.

- I've been attacked and robbed. - By whom?

By some...

...Huey and his gang. - Huey?

Do you know them?

- Sure it's not Louie? - It is! And there was...

...this idiotic snack-bar named Glass...

- Tiger. - Right!

They've got my car, my documents...

...my whole life. I couldn't escape!

And this guy tied me up. His name...

...that sneaky moron. - Fox?

- Yes! - You aren't tied up now.

- I knocked him out cold. - Oh, did you?

- He asked me to. - That's not gonna fly.

That's assault and battery. You're a big man.

- How about aggravated assault? - Legitimate self-defence.

- Do you want to press charges? - I do.

- I don't. - So, that's settled then.

- What do you mean 'settled'? - Look...

...I could take you to the Glass Tiger.

I can handcuff both you and Fox...

...and we'll decide who'll press charges.

- You're protecting them. - Protect and serve.

I can see right through you.

You want to hush it all up...

...but I can live with that...

...if you give me a lift, full tilt with the siren blaring...

...then find me your damn pals...

...and if they will give me back my...

- lf I get everything back. - Hop in.

Don't you start all over again.

- I like dill Havarti better. - What?

- You know, dill. - Is this 120-proof?

- What? - Whew!

Alex, put this on.

Could I take another look?

- Put it on your body. - Oh, yes.

And when I say...

...'Go', then we...

...run to the garage. Got it?

- Garage! - Right.

- When I say... - Go!

- We run to the... - Garage!

- I'm cheating on you! - Excuse me.

- Is there an iron I could use? - In the closet.

- Thank you. - No, wait...

...the maid took it upstairs. - Upstairs.

Thanks very much.

With that guy?

Which way now? I mean...

Ta.

- Who's this guy? - No idea.

- What's he ironing? - Who cares?

- He's... an errand boy. - Not a good time.

So, what did he say?

- Not a good time for him. - Not a good time?

With that woman? Then he's a lost cause.

Which way?

- I'm getting dizzy. - So am I.

Relax. It's the interior ring road.

With him? I can't!

Yes you can! Keep thinking of this.

- He's a bald, insignificant midget. - He's a nobody. That's the point.

- Hello Errand boy. - Pardon?

- You're an errand boy, right? - Well, actually...

...let's face the truth:

I'm a snack bar guy.

- Steady now... - Snack bar guy? Goodness me!

- It can't be that bad. - I thought...

...you'd at least be a plumber.

There there now.

- Everything will be all right. - It won't!

- Is that so? - He slept with this bimbo.

- Who slept with her? - Frank did!

That's what he thinks!

It was I who... didn't sleep with her. She was with me.

- With you? - Sure.

- Calm down now. - Impossible.

- I'm not dumb. - I'm serious.

You just want to console me.

- Why would I? - Console me...

I have to go, and I had sex half an hour ago, so...

- What about a coffee? - No.

- No? - No.

No. Yes.

- Yes or no? - Yes.

- So... - Yes, yes, yes!

- You want coffee... - I want it! Now! Right now!

- Should I bring it up? - I want to do it with a nobody.

Who's the nobody? Who's this nobody you talk about?

Turn it off. It irks me.

- Let me have the phone. - What for?

- I'll find the car. - Police job.

I'll have the GPS traced. It's faster.

- Is that legit? - For me it is.

I'll scream! I'll scream...

...l'll scream, scream...

- She'll scream! - I'll scream!

So do it! Go!

Go!

God, I didn't know we had a diver.

Hullo!

- Show me. - Watch the road, Gabin.

Nothing new there. I want to be at this place!

- Call him! - I don't think he'd answer right now.

Good God.

Good God.

Where's my little... dive... diver hiding?

All the best, madam.

Hi... Bye... Errand boy...

Ahoy there!

What gives?

Alex, let the lady be.

- Come here! - Alex!

- We were just playing. - Madam.

The time has come for us to leave.

Tell my grand old friend... Jesus... Tell... Oh... Tell Frank...

The car is home; the suits will be back;

the money's safe. As for our fling...

Kindly settle it between yourselves.

Where's the nearest bus stop, please?

- Let the diver come! - Coming.

Out of the question.

- Strictly out. - That's some money.

I'd say it's about 60-70 million.

Filthy money! Wash your hands afterwards.

Give this to him please.

Why should I? It's all mine, get it?

- Everything's mine! - That is, pardon...

...that's no good. He'll think I took it.

I think I'll have to do this myself.

Stop this please, I beg you.

Thank you.

- Close it. - I'm closing.

- Get in. - There. Good day!

Sorry. Let's go.

Finally. Took you long enough.

Juharos Street?

That's the street I live on. What's he doing there?

Frank! Frank!

- Bye, I'm Alex. - I'm Louie.

He's off? Which way? Keep me posted!

About every detail.

Who is this pal of yours anyway?

- Louie? - Who hired him?

Him? Nobody. He's just a snack bar guy.

That's what you think.

- Please no. - What?

Don't do it, please, don't.

Not now, not now, please.

- What's up, man? - Stalling, eh?

Do you think we're moving?

The effing 'Empty' signal didn't bother.

- Way to go. - Don't honk, arsehole!

What's up, bub? Too poor for a roof?

Jockey, behave yourself.

- Oh, shit. - Easy rider, matey.

Easy rider.

How can...

...this van be...

...in such a shitty location?

We're in real trouble, Alex, a world of trouble.

- We could get killed. - Where's the Tiger?

- I can't see it. - What are you doing?

- What? Jesus. - I washed it.

Right, no worries, just put the pecker away.

- Get in. - Going home?

Great!

- I'm ready. - Soon.

Soon? Not now?

Yeah, Alex. Soon, not now.

- Big river, this Danube. - Sure.

- Fucking city. - The Danube is...

...Europe's second longest river.

- After the Volga. - You mean next to Gabin's Volga, no?

You never learn.

The force has its merits.

No moneymaker, but it's a varied job.

I'm my own boss when I check their documents.

All those pretty ladies...

...you ask for their private details... You flirt!

Some get it, some don't.

- Have you a clothes-brush? - No.

- After shave? Deodorant? - In there.

I have to pull all-nighters sometimes.

- Coming? - Nothing doing.

- Push it down. - It's scraping bottom.

Maybe this is empty too, that's why it's here.

So? Coming? Jerrycan?

That's it. That's all there was.

It's all right. Don't light up for a while.

- Let me! - Don't come near me!

Buddy! Chicano!

Scorching along man!

- Maybe it wasn't him. - There could be another Bentley.

There could be a Louie-lookalike.

- But there's only one Alex! - Hullo!

Hullo me!

I'm here!

- I'm Alex. - All right, Alex, please.

Calm down, it's not that exciting. Though...

- It is cool. Come. - I'm big!

Quiet. What did you promise me?

Stand up straight. Here. No, I'll take it.

Good evening. My invitation.

Nice car. Hullo! Hullo car!

- Evening. - The show is upstairs.

Good luck with the raffle.

No. No!

Let's help hungry children...

... those without shelter, and abandoned animals.

Come. It's no big deal, come on.

Stop gawking, OK? Follow me.

Hang around here, OK? Right?

- Got it? - Got it.

Great place. What you doing?

My friend had one too many, so careful!

Hi there.

- Let's find your preference. - Do what?

How about a Brandy Puff?

- Again! - Brandy Puff.

- Just the last part! - Puff.

You're not saying it right. Never mind.

Come, Jockey, We're almost there.

Sure. Take your jerrycan. I'm staying.

You come. The jerrycan stays.

- Can't I watch the can? - No, goddammit.

The jerrycan will watch itself.

We'll fucking get Louie and then head home...

...and fucking stay there. I'm fucking fed up!

Don't yell at me, it's Louie's fault.

- Let's go. - Onward!

Yeah, let's.

- Jockey. - Wait up then.

Watch the toothpick.

Why?

Careful.

... for your charitable donations.

Let's help hungry children...

... those without shelter, and abandoned animals.

Go.

Come over here, there's work to do.

- Come on! - Here I am.

Sorry. That guy there.

- Which one? - With the bag.

Get him out. Now. Discreetly and gently.

Got it.

Evening all.

Good evening.

- Madam. - Your wife would love this.

I don't have a wife. Listen. Let's split.

- What? - Let's bail.

- Where to? - Wherever you want.

How romantic.

Excuse me, sir.

Oh, is this a Vostok?

Yes. Vintage. New model. Swiss.

- Vostok. - Get him out!

How? Sir!

- Guess what's in the bag? - Your toothbrush?

Has your wife thrown you out too?

Take a look.

Would you please...?

Come. Go, go, go!

- Sir! Excuse me! - Sir!

Where are you taking me?

- Are you out of your mind? - I think I am.

- Where's your stuff? - In there.

- Let's go. - Sir! Slr!

- You can't come in here. - Sure. Pack your things.

Whatever you say, Mr. Bond.

- Yes? - There have been... issues.

- Would you mind showing us your bag? - What's in it?

Certainly. I came to spend.

But, frankly, I'm a bit offended.

So, nothing doing.

Let's go.

I'm as dry as a boner.

- They'll have beer. - Where?

On this ship here.

Poor one's hungry.

This is the end of the road.

- Good evening. - Let us in. One beer, that's all.

- Invitation only. - Just a look-see.

- Not in here. - You think so?

I know for a fact.

Wait! I'll take this.

I take it to hungry children.

- Where are they now? - Have a nice day.

- Talking to me? - Come, let's go.

Are you Mister Sledge fucking Hammer?

Ciao. And thanks.

- This way. - Let's leave, Jockey.

- He was only kidding. - Kidding bollocks!

- Why is there so much money? - I don't know yet.

- Pardon. I was lucky. - Won the lottery?

- I did. And card games too. - Don't tell me you found it.

- I didn't find it. - Sir! Excuse me!

- Where are we going? - Outside.

- The financial director sends his... - Here's the bubbly.

Miss! Going so soon?

- I wanted to buy you a drink. - Evening.

Let me introduce my date.

Dr. Frank Csopkai.

The good doctor Csopkai.

It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

Dr. Zachary Demi.

I've heard you're a bit eccentric. Full of surprises, eh?

What a coincidence we meet here, no?

I'm sorry sir, I...

- Don't you have to be someplace else? - I do.

It must be very pleasant here...

...but tonight's meeting... And Mr. Kraus...

...doesn't like to be kept waiting.

And he's expecting the parcel.

Then keep a look out for the postman.

Best regards. Come, darling.

Just a...

Children?

Beautiful.

Pest folk are all stuck-up like wallpaper. Stuff them!

I've crashed weddings, you know.

- And funerals. - Funerals?

Funerals, oh yeah.

- The Parliament's nice... - Who gives a crap?

- Laws are made there. - What laws?

The ones you break.

We need petrol, mates.

I feel Louie's close.

I have to tell you something.

Yes?

What I have to tell you is...

This whole day today was very very...

...extraordinary for me. It was a special day.

- Relax. - Relax?

That's not helping relaxation.

Listen... The place we met at...

I came from there.

- Me too. - Oh but I'm a native there.

This is what I want to explain...

- I'm different. - There it is!

Stop, for Christ's sake!

- Very different. - Not gay though?

- No, I'm not. - Turn now!

Crossing a solid line?

You're so... How shall I...?

- I don't have all day. - Wait a second, man!

- Got you! - Help!

Shut up! The top down! You broke into my house?

- What does he want, Frank? - I'm Frank.

- True. - Where's my money?

Back there. It's all there!

- What's this? - Deodorant.

You could have come a bit later. Count it.

That's the Mace.

Hi, Louie! Everyone has a cold, or what?

- Who's Louie? - I've been trying to tell you. Me.

- But... - What?

I'm Louie. Listen to me...

- I've been trying to tell you... - I'm not getting involved.

- Don't go, Niki! - Let me go.

I can't let you go. OK, fine, sorry. I'm letting go!

- Wait, I can explain... - I have to finish counting first.

- Why don't we all go home? - I don't know your name.

- Frank, Louie, Mike, what? - Louie.

You're not the first loser in my life...

...to make out he's a bigshot millionaire. Good night.

- Did you tag her? - No!

Madam! Name, address, phone please!

- What's with the money? - I ironed it.

- Why? - I laundered it.

Leave me alone.

Goodness me.

- I can see! - Tell me who sent you.

What?

This is for the hungry!

- Boss. Boss! - Who sent you to get me?

- Boss! - Who what?

- Boss! - Yes, who?

I'm here. Where are you?

- Alex! - Alex?

- Alex. - Alex!

- Can you see me, boss? - Alex means Louie's close.

- Frightened me. - Vacate the room.

- Vacation? - Leave me alone, will you?

- Don't play dumb. Who pays you? - No-one does.

- Don't lie to me. - Isn't that the captain?

It came from over here. The ship!

- Alex! - Bye, girls!

I returned everything. What more do you want?

- Who are you? - I'm flying!

- A nobody! A snack bar guy! - Hullo, boys!

- They let him in! - Thanks!

I'm that raving lunatic's boss.

I'm a zilch. I'm a virtually see-through nobody.

And, on a really bad day I borrowed your car, OK?

- That's all. - Look, Louie...

Wow wow wee waa. That's what I'm talking about.

- What are they doing here? - Rudy!

- Hi! - You're here?

- How did he get here? - I brought him.

- I'm sorry I didn't stay. - What are you doing here?

- Fucking ourselves silly. - I told you he was here.

Seriously, though.

How did you get here?

- You OK? - Morons galore.

- Amnesty gone? - What?

Oi! I'm here!

You really aren't the FBI.

Listen up, morons. You got away this time.

- Really angry now. - Look me in the eye, screwballs.

- Can you do that? - Sure.

I don't want to ever see any of you ever again.

Is that clear? All clear?

Dear as clay?

I mean: Clear as day? Got that, snack man?

- What's he saying? - To scram.

Okey-dokey. Come on home.

- And the Volga? - Forget it.

Bad memories of this car, Rudy.

Frank, this belongs to you. We...

...didn't use it! - Funny videos on there.

- Family viewing. - Funny videos?

Louie and the Lizard parts 1 and 2.

- Want to know all about it. - I know this one.

Have a look at this, Frank. What do you see?

Cheating on you in the family bed.

Lewis is a fucking sex machine.

- Come over here. - Run!

- Got a weak heart. - Don't be afraid.

Who's she?

Your wife?

- And her? - Your lover.

I think.

- Muff is like a kite, you know? - That was me.

That's a friend of mine. Look...

They wanted me to, I didn't.

This other girl was who I had in mind...

Go ahead and hit me then! Sock it to me!

What? What's so funny?

I won't hit you.

If I loved either of them even this much...

...I would have to kill you now.

What were you actually after?

Nothing. To have a fun day.

And was it fun?

The jury's still out.

You're a funny little man, snack guy.

- Run along now, will you? - Louie, please.

Move it. I'm way out of my jurisdiction.

Are you asleep, Louie? Get a move on.

- Lou, man, get in. - Just a minute.

That was his gal.

Don't space out on her, man.

Leave it, Lou. Come on.

Don't hog the seat, Alex.

- Hi, man. - Hi.

- Where's the bloke? - Bashed me from behind.

- What with? - This chair.

- With you sitting on it? - Don't press charges, Fox.

Let's toss him in the lake!

Hygiene is important.

Let me go! Let me go!

- Tell me what happened? - I wanted a mag at the petrol station.

Gabin didn't want to fork out lousy 500.

- Everything on the house! - You've come to your senses, Chicano!

I have to go, boys. Rudy, will you take me?

- There's something with the kid. - Bye, Skinny.

- You can't imagine that kind of dough. - How much money was in there?

Let me see... At least 60 million.

- How much is that? - Well. This much...

...and this much, and that much again.

- One more time, bastard. - Again. This much...

...and this, and this. Oh, almost forgot.

- Bye-bye. - See you.

- And you gave it all back? - Everything. But...

- ...I brought this back for you. - We could have been fucking rich.

- Forget it. What are you having? - Everything.

Fly, muff, fly!

Look, Alex has settled down with a muff.

Hi, girls.

Stubborn bastard.

- Gabin, you're not marrying? - lf you lend me your mum's teeth.

- Dropped it. - Don't step on it!

- My teeth! My loan-teeth! - They're my mum's!

- Dump them in the lake. - I can get you new ones.

No worries.

And cut.

Subtitles: Bujna Balazs Szuez Film Kft.

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