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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,481 --> 00:02:13,447 Missile away. 2 00:02:13,449 --> 00:02:15,749 A green bird true on course. 3 00:02:15,751 --> 00:02:17,384 Grand bahama report on sighting. 4 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,563 Grand bahama reporting, missile honeymoon overhead. 5 00:02:29,565 --> 00:02:32,399 Velocity one-four-triple o. 6 00:02:49,585 --> 00:02:50,884 Pardon me, sir. 7 00:02:50,886 --> 00:02:53,387 Thank you. 8 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:54,555 Computing room reports an increase 9 00:02:54,557 --> 00:02:56,456 in predicted takeoff altitude. 10 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:57,791 We'll be a little behind schedule, sir. 11 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,092 How much? 12 00:02:59,094 --> 00:03:00,260 E.t.a. Plus three minutes, forty seconds. 13 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:01,495 Mr. Eldridge, 14 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:03,063 you said the missile would land where? 15 00:03:03,065 --> 00:03:04,431 The missile won't land at all, senator. 16 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,466 It'll be consumed by friction 17 00:03:06,468 --> 00:03:08,435 as it enters the earth's atmosphere. 18 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:09,937 But the nose cone will zero in 19 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,572 off our bow six miles away. 20 00:03:11,574 --> 00:03:14,241 Mr. Eldridge, just out of idle curiosity, 21 00:03:14,243 --> 00:03:15,042 yes, sir? 22 00:03:15,044 --> 00:03:17,177 Suppose the nose cone yes, sir? 23 00:03:17,179 --> 00:03:18,879 Six miles too soon, perhaps here on deck. 24 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,247 What would that mean? 25 00:03:20,249 --> 00:03:21,648 Among other things, senator, it would mean 26 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:24,218 that the electronic brain aboard this vessel 27 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,086 had made a slight mistake. 28 00:03:26,088 --> 00:03:27,554 Which it never does. 29 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,757 Would you care to see the brain at work? 30 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:31,291 Right. 31 00:03:31,694 --> 00:03:32,860 Would you care to see the brain at work? 32 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:35,395 I think the senators are excellent security risks. 33 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:36,597 Right this way, gentlemen. 34 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:38,098 Thank you. 35 00:03:40,202 --> 00:03:42,469 Beyond this panel lies the cortex of the brain, 36 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:44,004 the seat of its intelligence. 37 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,672 Technically, the brain is known as 38 00:03:45,674 --> 00:03:48,508 "magnetic analyzer computer synchrotron." 39 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:51,345 His friends call him "Max." 40 00:03:51,347 --> 00:03:54,114 Like the human brain, Max has no moving parts. 41 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:57,050 His gray matter consists of four thousand vacuum tubes 42 00:03:57,052 --> 00:03:59,820 and 170 miles of fine wire, 43 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,521 electronic nerves producing intense 44 00:04:01,523 --> 00:04:03,190 powers of concentration. 45 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:05,559 You don't mean Max actually thinks? 46 00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:07,928 As we understand thinking, no. 47 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,830 But he has a superhuman memory 48 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,999 and a super-analytical mind. 49 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,901 Since the missile left its launching pad, 50 00:04:13,903 --> 00:04:15,135 Max has been keeping 51 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:17,104 a running prediction of its course. 52 00:04:17,106 --> 00:04:19,273 He's telling us now that the cone will hit its Mark 53 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:22,075 in exactly 1 minute and 4 seconds. 54 00:04:22,077 --> 00:04:24,044 Let's go, gentlemen. 55 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,066 Out of bearing 0-0-3 degrees. 56 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,669 Distance, 12,100 yards. 57 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:50,504 Right on the nose, sir. 58 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:52,272 6 miles, 100 yards. 59 00:04:52,274 --> 00:04:53,407 Congratulations, Mr. Eldridge. 60 00:04:53,409 --> 00:04:54,308 Thank you. 61 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:55,809 Incredible. It's amazing. 62 00:05:03,185 --> 00:05:06,019 Attention all Navy and civilian personnel. 63 00:05:06,021 --> 00:05:08,322 This is captain Adams speaking. 64 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:10,757 Operation honeymoon has been completed 65 00:05:10,759 --> 00:05:14,227 you'll be proud to learn that your ship has tracked 66 00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:17,064 an I.C.B.M. Across 6,000 miles of ocean 67 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,832 with an accuracy never before attained 68 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:20,600 in the history of telemetry. 69 00:05:20,602 --> 00:05:21,802 For your efforts... 70 00:05:23,872 --> 00:05:25,005 Throw that doodle on the floor. 71 00:05:25,007 --> 00:05:26,373 - Right there. - You're covered. 72 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,874 And this, my friend, declares the same. 73 00:05:27,876 --> 00:05:29,576 Fergie, roll them strong and true. 74 00:05:29,578 --> 00:05:31,845 The point I was using, gentlemen, is little Joe. 75 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:32,980 Little Joe from kokomo. 76 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:34,481 He did it again. 77 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:36,950 Old buddy, you're hotter than a $2 pistol. 78 00:05:36,952 --> 00:05:38,852 Gentlemen, we will shoot the 200. 79 00:05:38,854 --> 00:05:41,121 And while congratulations are in order, 80 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:44,157 let us not forget our top-secret friend Max. 81 00:05:44,159 --> 00:05:46,560 Max, who predicted with such accuracy 82 00:05:46,562 --> 00:05:48,128 the course of the missile. 83 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:51,598 Max, predict us now, predict us, Max, a 7. 84 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,802 And if you can't predict us a 7, then predict us an 11. 85 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:57,738 I was praying to Max. 86 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:58,839 Don't pray to Max... 87 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:00,107 Pray to me, I've got the dice. 88 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,708 And I predict a 7. 89 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:04,978 Fergie, the great predictor, greater than Max, who knows all. 90 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:07,514 Who needs Max when we have the great Fergie? 91 00:06:07,516 --> 00:06:09,316 Valuable data, will now with the aid 92 00:06:09,318 --> 00:06:11,318 of electronic equipment enlarge... 93 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,720 Snake eyes, craps and out. 94 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:15,055 Buddy, what happened? 95 00:06:15,057 --> 00:06:16,857 I should have prayed to Max. 96 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:18,558 Come on, Fergie, you're still rolling. 97 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,926 Pass. 98 00:06:19,928 --> 00:06:21,328 Should feel proud and honored to be part 99 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,597 of this gigantic undertaking. 100 00:06:23,599 --> 00:06:26,333 You have seen history in the making here today. 101 00:06:26,335 --> 00:06:29,269 I might even say history of your making. 102 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:33,874 We cannot decorate Max, but we can salute him as I salute you. 103 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:35,909 Well done. 104 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:37,644 I'm just asking, that's all. 105 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:40,614 Is it possible for Max to predict the throw of a dice. 106 00:06:40,616 --> 00:06:43,183 Fergie, before answering, 107 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,451 you aren't planning some sort of little coup 108 00:06:44,453 --> 00:06:46,119 against your brother officers? 109 00:06:46,121 --> 00:06:48,755 Of course not... I'm just interested scientifically. 110 00:06:48,757 --> 00:06:51,291 Look, forget about the dice. 111 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:52,726 Think of a roulette wheel. 112 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,628 Could Max tell in any single spin of the wheel 113 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,763 what number might show up? 114 00:06:56,765 --> 00:06:58,598 Let's examine the problem. 115 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,500 A roulette wheel is made by human hands. 116 00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:02,035 Since no two human beings are alike, 117 00:07:02,037 --> 00:07:04,871 the same is true of human contraptions. 118 00:07:04,873 --> 00:07:06,073 Roulette wheels? 119 00:07:06,075 --> 00:07:07,441 They have irregularities. 120 00:07:07,443 --> 00:07:09,476 A bearing worn a thousandths of an inch. 121 00:07:09,478 --> 00:07:11,912 A table tilted a hundredth of a degree. 122 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:13,713 A ball that isn't perfectly rounded. 123 00:07:13,715 --> 00:07:16,149 A roulette wheel like this will not and cannot perform 124 00:07:16,151 --> 00:07:17,684 according to the laws of chance. 125 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:20,987 Therefore, given such a wheel and given a fair sample 126 00:07:20,989 --> 00:07:24,658 of what numbers it has spun in the past... 127 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:27,828 Feeding those numbers to Max's memory organ. 128 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:32,766 With coordinates based on 360 degrees it is just possible... 129 00:07:32,768 --> 00:07:34,101 What's on your mind? 130 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:35,969 Jason, are you a wealthy man? 131 00:07:35,971 --> 00:07:37,237 I'm a scientist. 132 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,973 All scientists are poor. It's a law. 133 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:42,642 How would you like to be the first rich scientist in history? 134 00:07:42,644 --> 00:07:44,244 I wouldn't fight it. 135 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,780 I happen to know the fleet is heading north tomorrow. 136 00:07:46,782 --> 00:07:48,782 Barcelona, Rome, venice. 137 00:07:48,784 --> 00:07:52,052 I also happen to know that in venice there is a casino. 138 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:54,387 And in that casino... Is a roulette wheel. 139 00:07:54,389 --> 00:07:55,422 Sharp thinking. 140 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:56,823 And what do we do? Smuggle Max in? 141 00:07:56,825 --> 00:07:58,658 I doubt if they'll let him bet. 142 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:01,128 I was thinking, if we left someone aboard ship 143 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,596 to look after the technical end, 144 00:08:02,598 --> 00:08:04,698 we could communicate with Max from shore, 145 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,099 say with a signal lamp. 146 00:08:06,101 --> 00:08:07,434 Feed him the numbers, 147 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:08,635 get his answers while you and I put down 148 00:08:08,637 --> 00:08:11,438 a couple of well-considered wagers. 149 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,907 Am I getting through to you? 150 00:08:13,909 --> 00:08:15,008 One thing I'm not sure of. 151 00:08:15,010 --> 00:08:16,409 What? 152 00:08:16,411 --> 00:08:18,011 Why do you want to spend 10 years in the brig? 153 00:08:18,013 --> 00:08:19,613 Do you realize what they could do to you for this? 154 00:08:19,615 --> 00:08:22,983 Jason, just answer my question can Max do it? 155 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:25,285 Yes or no? 156 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,286 Newton couldn't do it. 157 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,888 Einstein couldn't do it. 158 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:32,092 A million geniuses with slide rules couldn't do it. 159 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,995 But this fellow can do it. 160 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:40,534 Well, then. 161 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,002 Hello, Max. 162 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:43,436 What are the facts? 163 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,768 Holy cow. 164 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:49,936 What a layout. 165 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:57,911 In the bedroom, my good fellow, thank you. 166 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:01,615 Hello, room service, please, servizio Romeo grazie. 167 00:10:01,617 --> 00:10:02,816 Fergie, are we going to live here? 168 00:10:02,818 --> 00:10:03,783 Why? 169 00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:05,151 Is it big enough? 170 00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:07,053 Don't the furnishings meet with your approval? 171 00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:08,488 I don't know. 172 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,856 It kind of looks like a place I'd promised 173 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,625 my wife I'd stay out of. 174 00:10:11,627 --> 00:10:13,893 I'd say one thing, this sightline was made to order. 175 00:10:13,895 --> 00:10:17,430 Beau, set up the blinker; We'll give Max a trial flash. 176 00:10:17,432 --> 00:10:19,699 Servizio Romeo? 177 00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:21,368 Suite 4-6. 178 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,104 Would you please send up two bottles of scotch, 179 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:27,340 two bourbon, two vodka, one gin, 180 00:10:27,342 --> 00:10:29,743 one vermouth, one cognac. 181 00:10:29,745 --> 00:10:32,612 If I have any afterthoughts, I'll give you a buzz. 182 00:10:32,614 --> 00:10:34,281 Grazie. 183 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:36,383 One afterthought might be a liquor license. 184 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,051 Who's going to pay for all of that? 185 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:40,353 My friends, it's about time we started living in a style 186 00:10:40,355 --> 00:10:42,188 in which we are about to become accustomed. 187 00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:46,593 Here you go, my good fellow. 188 00:10:46,595 --> 00:10:48,728 Beau, let me have a little cash, will you? 189 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:51,698 How much? 190 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,967 That'll do. 191 00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:55,302 Buy yourself a gondola? 192 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:56,936 Grazie, signor. 193 00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:58,705 Mille grazie. 194 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:01,241 Well, you gave that man 6,000 lire. 195 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,742 Piddling $7. 196 00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:06,413 $9 and 57.68 cents. 197 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,381 So? He'll remember us. 198 00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,817 He might even remember us at the court-martial. 199 00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:13,320 You can't be court-martialed but I can. 200 00:11:13,322 --> 00:11:14,988 And I'm getting worried. 201 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:17,924 Frankly, I'd like to pull out of this whole deal right now. 202 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,559 Beau! 203 00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:21,961 I'm going to save you from yourself. 204 00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:24,698 I won't let you pull out. 205 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,466 Why? 206 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,735 Because you're my friend, that's why. 207 00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:33,340 And because you got $300, that's why. 208 00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,241 I figured it wasn't all sentiment. 209 00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:38,345 Jas, how's the power supply? 210 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:41,047 110 volts in, 24 out. 211 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:43,249 Right on the nose. 212 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:44,984 All set up? Anytime. 213 00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:48,888 All yours, Mr. Gilliam. 214 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,256 You may fire when ready. 215 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:53,660 I'm ready. 216 00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:02,435 We've got him! 217 00:12:02,437 --> 00:12:03,970 Of course, we've got him. 218 00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,305 "Code, 7" what is it? 219 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,306 Computer clear. 220 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,674 Max awaiting your data. 221 00:12:07,676 --> 00:12:11,611 Tell him to stand by for further orders. 222 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,193 That's a good man you got out there, jas. 223 00:12:27,195 --> 00:12:29,129 Now all you have to do is scoot over to the casino. 224 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,430 Watch the wheel. 225 00:12:30,432 --> 00:12:32,332 When you got enough dope, phone me here. 226 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,567 I'll shoot the numbers out to Max. 227 00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:37,137 Beau will join you as soon as he gets into his civvies. 228 00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,304 My civvies? 229 00:12:38,306 --> 00:12:39,639 You brought them, didn't you? 230 00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:42,742 Yeah, but I won't wear them, Fergie. 231 00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,480 I beg your pardon? 232 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,582 Well, you saw the duty board this morning. 233 00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:51,718 We were specifically ordered to wear whites. 234 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,686 Any officer caught ashore in his civvies 235 00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:55,455 is going to have his tail in a sling. 236 00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,424 And it was signed by admiral Fitch himself. 237 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,825 Old foghorn. 238 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:02,462 Fergie, we agreed not to break any regulations 239 00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:04,097 we didn't have to. 240 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,465 But we have to. 241 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,167 We can't into the casino in Navy uniform. 242 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,601 It's off limits. 243 00:13:08,603 --> 00:13:10,937 Off limits and in civvies, too. 244 00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:12,839 I'll be breaking two regulations at once. 245 00:13:12,841 --> 00:13:13,840 That's right. 246 00:13:13,842 --> 00:13:15,942 It's kind of a package deal. 247 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,777 Now get in there and get out of those whites 248 00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,880 and that's an order, lieutenant junior grade Gilliam. 249 00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:25,718 You sure love trouble, don't you? 250 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,454 Whenever there's a risk involved, 251 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:30,123 you light up like a beacon, you glow all over. 252 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,325 Some people function better when things get hot. 253 00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:33,626 That was fine in Korea; 254 00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:35,094 That's what got you all those medals. 255 00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,729 Only what's it going to get you in peacetime? 256 00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,131 Money. 257 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,133 You know, there was once a great philosopher named Nietzsche 258 00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:42,268 who said, "live dangerously." 259 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,537 It's the only time you live at all." 260 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:49,142 But it's my life you're living dangerously. 261 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:53,379 Fergie, do I have to? 262 00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,815 Yep. 263 00:13:57,152 --> 00:13:58,084 What's that smell? 264 00:13:58,086 --> 00:13:59,519 My civvies. 265 00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:00,720 I don't mean your civvies; I mean, what's that smell? 266 00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,355 That's my civvies, too. 267 00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:04,557 Bobby Jo packed them for me back home. 268 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,493 She's partial to the moth balls. 269 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:08,661 No, she's not partial to it... she's in love with it. 270 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,163 Well, maybe I shouldn't wear it? 271 00:14:10,165 --> 00:14:11,865 You know, a smell like this in that casino. 272 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,500 They'll love you in the casino. 273 00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:16,769 There won't be a moth around for 40 miles. 274 00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:19,506 Jas, how long before we get those sample numbers? 275 00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,574 520 spins of the wheel. 276 00:14:21,576 --> 00:14:24,711 Say, 50 seconds a spin... 277 00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:28,681 7 hours, 13 minutes and 12 seconds. 278 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:33,486 Are you going to stand at that table for 7 hours. 279 00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:36,122 Suppose he has to go to the men's room? 280 00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:37,457 Don't be silly. 281 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,527 He's a scientist. 282 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,462 Anyway, you're going to be there to take over. 283 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,564 Well, there's one thing I got to do first. 284 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,833 I promised Bobby Jo if I ever got to venice, 285 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,402 I'll buy her some venetian glass. 286 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:50,937 Well, wait until we get to Japan. 287 00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:53,573 The best venetian glass comes from Yokohama. 288 00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:55,608 Now look, Fergie, this is for my wife. 289 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,111 And when a man promises his wife... 290 00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,312 What's the use? 291 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:01,014 I know his views about marriage. 292 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,482 He thinks it's for the birds. 293 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,183 Now how could I possibly think that? 294 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:06,653 You ever know any birds that were honest-to-goodness married? 295 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,489 I mean, they shack up a little now and then but... 296 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,226 I'm sorry. 297 00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:16,930 I must have the wrong room. 298 00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:19,465 Are you sure? 299 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:20,967 Well, we're in the suite just below 300 00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:23,937 and I must have stepped off on the wrong floor. 301 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:27,040 Not as far as I'm concerned. 302 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,809 Hi-Dee. 303 00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:31,411 My name's Fergie Howard. 304 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,046 How do you do? 305 00:15:33,048 --> 00:15:34,147 Come in. 306 00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,915 - Sit down. - No. 307 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:37,650 No thanks. 308 00:15:37,652 --> 00:15:39,118 Are you Navy men? 309 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,855 Are you referring to the united states Navy, ma'am? 310 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:44,324 Well, there's just something about the way 311 00:15:44,326 --> 00:15:46,526 you look and stand. 312 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,361 I thought may be one of us. 313 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:49,562 One of whom? 314 00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:52,665 You mean, you're in the Navy? 315 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:56,002 Call me Navy brat, courtesy of my father. 316 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:59,539 It always sounds so dopey to say your father's an admiral. 317 00:16:01,643 --> 00:16:02,642 An admiral? 318 00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:03,943 An admiral? 319 00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:05,144 An admiral. 320 00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:08,715 Admiral Fitch. 321 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,317 So you're admiral Fitch's daughter. 322 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:13,052 How did you know that? 323 00:16:13,054 --> 00:16:15,788 You should couldn't be his son. 324 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,025 And after all, he's the only admiral in venice. 325 00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:22,528 You mean that the admiral is actually staying here. 326 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,197 At this hotel? 327 00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:27,667 Is there anything wrong with this hotel? 328 00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:29,402 Well, I think we're lucky. 329 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:33,139 Imagine, sharing the same roof with the great admiral Fitch. 330 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:36,576 That certainly proves you're not Navy. 331 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,911 In the fleet they call him "old foghorn." 332 00:16:38,913 --> 00:16:41,247 Not to his face, of course. 333 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,682 How disloyal. 334 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,017 "Old foghorn," imagine. 335 00:16:44,019 --> 00:16:45,852 A man who had been on the cover of time. 336 00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:47,920 I don't know what the world's coming to. 337 00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:50,089 The world's in a bad shape, all right. 338 00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:52,659 And it's getting worse every second. 339 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,928 Well, to me it's looking very, very pretty. 340 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:59,766 Miss Fitch, I'd like you to meet our chaperones. 341 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,203 This is Jason eldridge, my very good friend. 342 00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:06,706 And this... Schillkraut, ma'am. 343 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,074 Beauregard schillkraut. 344 00:17:08,076 --> 00:17:10,443 And I'm very pleased to meet you. 345 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,778 Won't that glass shop of yours 346 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,513 be closing pretty soon, schillkraut? 347 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:15,715 Yeah. 348 00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,749 Well, good-bye. 349 00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:17,950 So long, jas. 350 00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:18,951 Yeah, yeah. 351 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:20,386 Excuse me. 352 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:23,856 Look, you give me a ring as soon as you get that information. 353 00:17:23,858 --> 00:17:25,291 Are you out of your head? 354 00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:26,759 The admiral's daughter? 355 00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:28,294 Yes, sounds like a great idea. 356 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,362 Great idea, my foot. 357 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,564 You'll land all of us... 358 00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:35,001 Fergie, you're glowing again. 359 00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:38,237 Don't worry about a thing. 360 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:45,511 Well, here we are. 361 00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:48,347 That's the quickest scuttling of chaperones I've ever seen. 362 00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:49,482 You're not listening. 363 00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,918 I said, "here we are." 364 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,586 Well then, what are we waiting for? 365 00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,854 Close the drapes, bring out the liquor 366 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,456 and let's get this show on the road. 367 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,890 Action, that's what I like. 368 00:17:57,892 --> 00:17:59,292 None of that beating around the bush. 369 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,293 Take it easy. 370 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:01,561 Look, miss Fitch. 371 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,196 - Call me Julie. - All right, Julie. 372 00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:04,464 It had to happen, it had to happen. 373 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:05,465 Not necessarily. 374 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:09,068 All I meant... I'm putty in your hands. 375 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,807 What are you, some kind of a sex fiend? 376 00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:16,309 Just teaching you a little lesson. 377 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,511 Don't make jokes with admiral's daughters. 378 00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:20,747 We cut our teeth on sea wolves... 379 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,682 Than which nothing is wolfier. 380 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,817 Do you give out many of these lessons? 381 00:18:24,819 --> 00:18:26,452 As many as I have to. 382 00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:29,088 But I've got to admit, you scare off pretty easily. 383 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,124 I think I feel my courage oozing back. 384 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:31,891 Want to try again? 385 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,293 School's out for the day. 386 00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:39,332 How long you going to be in venice? 387 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,399 Why? 388 00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:41,501 I want to see you. 389 00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:42,502 What for? 390 00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:43,536 Another lesson? 391 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:44,604 No more lessons. 392 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:45,605 I just want to talk to you. 393 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:47,073 I want to be near you. 394 00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:48,708 I felt something the minute you walked in the door. 395 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,444 Is this pitch for real? 396 00:18:53,648 --> 00:18:57,450 But I'm staying in venice just as long as my father does. 397 00:18:57,452 --> 00:18:59,485 How about you? 398 00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:01,621 I'll stay as long as you do. 399 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:02,822 Come on. 400 00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:03,890 No, I mean it. 401 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:04,924 You stay as long as your father, 402 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,492 I stay as long as your father. 403 00:19:06,494 --> 00:19:08,094 Time means nothing to me. 404 00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:09,262 Are you loaded? 405 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,764 Are you some kind of a deported gangster? 406 00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:13,032 I'll tell you all about myself at dinner tonight. 407 00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:16,602 Harry's bar, 7:00 date? 408 00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,004 Mr. Howard, we've barely met, 409 00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:20,206 but you have convinced me of one thing. 410 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,207 What? 411 00:19:21,209 --> 00:19:22,942 You're crazy. 412 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,145 Julie, please have dinner with me. 413 00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:27,413 Well, what do I have to do to buy you a steak? 414 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,648 Enlist in the Navy? 415 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,949 Wear one of those chokey collars? 416 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,584 Would that open the door or anything? 417 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:36,355 I had my fill of brass buttons by the time I was 18. 418 00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,257 And at 19, I swore an oath 419 00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:41,594 the hand that salutes my father will never hold mine. 420 00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:43,062 Never? 421 00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:47,366 "Navy daughter all her life cannot be a Navy wife." 422 00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:51,070 Julie, you're wonderful. 423 00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:53,239 But I haven't even said yes to dinner. 424 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:57,276 Well, I thought we settled all that. 425 00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,679 All right, I know when I'm licked. 426 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,514 7:00? 427 00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:04,250 7:00 428 00:20:10,024 --> 00:20:11,958 Well, if I had to stumble into the wrong room, 429 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,027 I guess I picked the right one. 430 00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:22,635 Pick me up at 6:30. 431 00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:25,238 I want you to meet daddy. 432 00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:29,408 Good evening, sir. 433 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,310 My name is Fergie Howard. 434 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:42,488 7 red. 435 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,123 Jason, how much longer? 436 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,925 205 spins. 437 00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,233 It... it's a mothball. 438 00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:55,301 Camphor. 439 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:56,302 Comprende? 440 00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:57,336 No. 441 00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:58,938 Prego. 442 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:08,414 Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 443 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:11,183 Take over. 444 00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:17,523 27 in the red. 445 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:24,063 Jason, for Pete's sake. 446 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:27,466 Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 447 00:21:27,468 --> 00:21:30,136 Jason, no! 448 00:21:30,138 --> 00:21:32,905 I've told you time and time again, wear your glasses. 449 00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,340 Jason. 450 00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:36,642 You know you can't see anything without them. 451 00:21:36,644 --> 00:21:37,977 The 15 in the black. 452 00:21:37,979 --> 00:21:39,378 Write that down. 453 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,981 Jason, what in the world are you doing in venice? 454 00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:44,116 Don't miss anything, Beau. 455 00:21:49,691 --> 00:21:54,527 7 red. 456 00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:55,861 Place your bets. 457 00:21:55,863 --> 00:21:59,265 The canals are getting worse every year. 458 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:06,572 You shouldn't be so vain about wearing glasses. 459 00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:09,208 Someday you're going to run that pretty face into a brick wall. 460 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,676 I only wear them when there's something 461 00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:12,712 I'm interested in seeing. 462 00:22:12,714 --> 00:22:15,715 Do you know how long it's been since that night in Washington? 463 00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:16,882 To the hour. 464 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,351 You want the latest quotation? 465 00:22:18,353 --> 00:22:20,419 Why did you run away, Jason? 466 00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:21,787 I didn't run away. 467 00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:23,289 I walked away. 468 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,090 From me. 469 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,625 From you and $40 million. 470 00:22:26,627 --> 00:22:28,160 Or is it 50 by now? 471 00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:31,397 60. 472 00:22:31,399 --> 00:22:35,601 Jason, is it my fault my father manufactures frankfurters? 473 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:36,902 Nope. 474 00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:38,471 It's just that they're so profitable. 475 00:22:38,473 --> 00:22:41,273 I can see the story in the society pages. 476 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:44,343 "Penniless professor weds wienie heiress." 477 00:22:44,345 --> 00:22:46,178 Do you know what you'd be eating the rest of your life? 478 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,646 Your father's frankfurters. 479 00:22:47,648 --> 00:22:49,015 They're very good. 480 00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:51,117 Not good enough for Princess Pam. 481 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:55,955 Jason, you're such a fool. 482 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,690 Put your glasses on. 483 00:22:57,692 --> 00:23:00,259 I don't want to see you. 484 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:03,095 Well, you haven't told me what you're doing in venice. 485 00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:07,366 That's right, I haven't. 486 00:23:07,368 --> 00:23:12,271 I came over to get married. 487 00:23:12,273 --> 00:23:15,841 May I ask what man has been blessed with such good fortune? 488 00:23:15,843 --> 00:23:18,477 I say fortune advisedly. 489 00:23:18,479 --> 00:23:20,713 Jason eldridge. 490 00:23:20,715 --> 00:23:24,150 If I had to guess who I'd never run into in venice, 491 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,918 I'd pick Jason the genius. 492 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,952 How are you? 493 00:23:26,954 --> 00:23:28,587 How are you, Tommy. 494 00:23:28,589 --> 00:23:32,825 Pam, my sweet. 495 00:23:34,762 --> 00:23:37,830 Sorry. 496 00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:39,698 Bartender. 497 00:23:44,072 --> 00:23:46,172 I suppose Pam's told you the good news. 498 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,673 She told me the news, yeah. 499 00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,509 Maybe you'll be around for the wedding in 3 weeks. 500 00:23:50,511 --> 00:23:51,544 I doubt it. 501 00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:53,646 I'm just on a quick business trip. 502 00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:57,616 Government business. 503 00:23:57,618 --> 00:24:01,954 You science fellas are real glamor boys these days. 504 00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:04,457 A little different from prep school when we used to round up 505 00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:09,428 all you greasy grinds and toss you into the lake. 506 00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:11,997 Yeah, those were the happy times all right. 507 00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:15,334 Seriously, if there's anything I can do for you, let me know. 508 00:24:15,336 --> 00:24:16,502 I happen to have a little influence 509 00:24:16,504 --> 00:24:17,603 on the diplomatic level 510 00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:21,841 and I'll have more when they give me Rome. 511 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:23,476 Someone's giving you Rome? 512 00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:25,411 I expect so. 513 00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:27,279 Would it be rude of me to ask who? 514 00:24:27,281 --> 00:24:28,247 Pardon? 515 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,748 Tommy's in the government now. 516 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,083 Which one? 517 00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:33,919 Our state department. 518 00:24:33,921 --> 00:24:36,422 A very important job in Rome. 519 00:24:36,424 --> 00:24:39,758 Which reminds me, stag dinner tonight for that admiral fella. 520 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,961 Pam, I'm afraid you're on your own this evening. 521 00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:42,995 I'll be all right. 522 00:24:42,997 --> 00:24:44,330 You sure, darling? 523 00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:46,398 I'll look both ways before crossing canals. 524 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,800 Good girl. 525 00:24:47,802 --> 00:24:51,203 Say, why don't you have dinner with old eldridge tonight? 526 00:24:51,205 --> 00:24:53,005 Don't you think it might be more elegant 527 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:55,174 to ask old eldridge first? 528 00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:57,776 Well, I naturally assumed that... 529 00:24:57,778 --> 00:24:59,044 How about it, Jason? 530 00:24:59,046 --> 00:25:01,147 It's all right with me. 531 00:25:01,149 --> 00:25:03,616 Old eldridge, you swept me off my feet. 532 00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:05,151 That's it then. 533 00:25:05,153 --> 00:25:08,487 Now I've got to go write an after-dinner speech. 534 00:25:08,489 --> 00:25:11,390 What's a man supposed to say about an admiral? 535 00:25:11,392 --> 00:25:14,360 Well, if it's admiral Fitch... It is, why? 536 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:16,061 I don't think this will help much, 537 00:25:16,063 --> 00:25:19,732 but I understand in the fleet he's known affectionately 538 00:25:19,734 --> 00:25:21,467 as "old foghorn." 539 00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:22,801 That a fact. 540 00:25:24,138 --> 00:25:27,540 Well, good-bye, my sweet. 541 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:30,576 Old foghorn? 542 00:25:30,578 --> 00:25:31,677 I'll use it. 543 00:25:31,679 --> 00:25:35,481 Yeah, do that. 544 00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,383 Say something nice, Jason. 545 00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:44,356 Say something nice about Tommy Dane or I'm leaving right now. 546 00:25:44,358 --> 00:25:46,125 Well? 547 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,760 I'm thinking. 548 00:25:47,762 --> 00:25:48,994 All right, Jason. 549 00:25:48,996 --> 00:25:50,963 Pam. 550 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:51,964 Pam, wait. 551 00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:52,998 Now, listen. 552 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,099 Listen to me. 553 00:25:54,101 --> 00:25:55,668 I beg your pardon? 554 00:25:55,670 --> 00:25:57,903 Wait a minute, listen. 555 00:25:57,905 --> 00:25:59,738 Tommy Dane is a fine fellow. 556 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:03,342 He's sober, industrious and a boon to our foreign policy. 557 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:06,445 In fact, he's a first-class prince. 558 00:26:06,447 --> 00:26:07,646 Ok? 559 00:26:07,648 --> 00:26:11,016 Ok. 560 00:26:11,018 --> 00:26:12,651 Good evening. 561 00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:14,453 Good evening. 562 00:26:36,777 --> 00:26:39,378 Miss Fitch's suite, please. 563 00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:49,188 Admiral Fitch here. 564 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,457 Hello? 565 00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:53,726 Hello? 566 00:26:53,728 --> 00:26:54,727 Hello! 567 00:26:54,729 --> 00:26:57,096 Who's this? 568 00:26:57,098 --> 00:27:00,299 Some blame fool isn't answering. 569 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:03,535 May I speak to miss Fitch, please? 570 00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:04,870 Stand by. 571 00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:08,807 It's for you, dear. 572 00:27:08,809 --> 00:27:10,776 Thank you. 573 00:27:10,778 --> 00:27:12,344 Hello? 574 00:27:12,346 --> 00:27:13,545 Mr. Howard, where are you? 575 00:27:13,547 --> 00:27:16,215 Dad's been waiting to meet you. 576 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,750 Yeah, well look, I'm afraid I'm going to 577 00:27:17,752 --> 00:27:21,620 have to cancel out on our date tonight. 578 00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:24,590 Well, frankly, I've suffered a burn. 579 00:27:24,592 --> 00:27:27,259 Well, not too serious, but... 580 00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:29,428 Wait a minute. 581 00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:31,330 - Good bye, dad. - Bye, dear. 582 00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:33,632 Have a nice time. 583 00:27:33,634 --> 00:27:36,969 I'm sorry, but my father was just leaving. 584 00:27:36,971 --> 00:27:38,437 Well, like I said. 585 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,639 It's not too serious but, well, it's painful of course 586 00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:43,942 and I may be running a temperature but... 587 00:27:43,944 --> 00:27:45,144 No, no. 588 00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:48,147 I wouldn't want you to do that. 589 00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:49,381 Really? 590 00:27:49,383 --> 00:27:51,717 What kind of ointment. 591 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:52,685 You don't say. 592 00:27:52,687 --> 00:27:54,853 Really works that fast? 593 00:27:54,855 --> 00:27:58,123 Well, that's certainly very nice of you, Julie. 594 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:00,225 You're an angel of mercy. 595 00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:02,895 Bye. 596 00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:06,065 Servizio Romeo. 597 00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:07,766 Hello, this is suite 4-6. 598 00:28:07,768 --> 00:28:09,468 Dinner for two. 599 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,171 Grazie. 600 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,610 What did you say was in this? 601 00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:23,315 It's a mild concoction of Brandy, vodka, and champagne. 602 00:28:23,317 --> 00:28:24,917 Draschke. 603 00:28:24,919 --> 00:28:25,918 Pardon? 604 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,086 Draschke. 605 00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:28,654 As long as you can drink vodka 606 00:28:28,656 --> 00:28:32,491 and still say draschke, without it coming out "drofsky," 607 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,493 then you're perfectly sober. 608 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,763 How's your wound, Mr. Howard? 609 00:28:37,765 --> 00:28:39,298 It wasn't really very bad. 610 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,866 You probably noticed. 611 00:28:40,868 --> 00:28:42,234 I did. 612 00:28:42,236 --> 00:28:44,370 Still, burns can be very painful. 613 00:28:44,372 --> 00:28:45,938 I know they can. 614 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,139 Would you rather I left? 615 00:28:47,141 --> 00:28:48,173 No! 616 00:28:48,175 --> 00:28:49,842 No, it feels fine, see? 617 00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:53,379 That ointment of yours is a real miracle drug. 618 00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:56,014 Do you know what my ointment is? 619 00:28:56,016 --> 00:28:57,082 No. 620 00:28:57,084 --> 00:28:58,317 Peanut butter. 621 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,985 I thought it was a little lumpy... 622 00:28:59,987 --> 00:29:01,253 - Peanut butter? - Shhh! 623 00:29:01,255 --> 00:29:02,321 Not so loud! 624 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,956 Why, up until now 625 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:06,291 the only thing people have used peanut butter for is to eat. 626 00:29:06,293 --> 00:29:08,260 We may have discovered something. 627 00:29:08,262 --> 00:29:11,330 You wanted to come up here, so you told me you had an ointment. 628 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:14,500 I put it in the cold cream jar, too. 629 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:18,837 Julie... you're a fat little faker. 630 00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:21,707 Mr. Howard, it's very decent of you to say so. 631 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:23,342 Most men wouldn't. 632 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:26,512 But then, you're unusual. 633 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,180 Well, I told you that. 634 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:31,316 But I didn't believe you! 635 00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:34,119 That is, well, until somewhere between the fish 636 00:29:34,121 --> 00:29:35,320 and the souffle, 637 00:29:35,322 --> 00:29:37,189 you just seized me with surprise. 638 00:29:37,191 --> 00:29:38,290 Seized you? 639 00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:40,559 I didn't lay a glove on you. 640 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:42,294 That was the surprise! 641 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:44,630 Well... 642 00:29:44,632 --> 00:29:47,332 Beware of the wolf that moves slowly. 643 00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:48,567 You know, if you knew the truth, Julie... 644 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,569 The truth of it is, Mr. Howard... 645 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:53,872 And this may hurt... You are a nice fellow. 646 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:54,973 I deny that. 647 00:29:54,975 --> 00:29:57,643 You've been a charming and gracious host. 648 00:29:57,645 --> 00:30:00,712 Your manners were fine and your jokes were clean. 649 00:30:00,714 --> 00:30:03,816 Someday you're going to make somebody a wonderful husband. 650 00:30:03,818 --> 00:30:05,451 Oof. 651 00:30:05,453 --> 00:30:07,219 Fergie, are you one of those men who, 652 00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:09,354 when it comes to marriage, would rather die than...? 653 00:30:09,356 --> 00:30:10,756 No, no. 654 00:30:10,758 --> 00:30:12,357 I'm one of those men, when it comes to marriage, 655 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:15,494 that has an opinion of... not favorable. 656 00:30:15,496 --> 00:30:18,230 Then why were you so nice to me? 657 00:30:18,232 --> 00:30:20,499 Most people who think the way you do 658 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:22,935 act like a one-man boarding party. 659 00:30:22,937 --> 00:30:24,336 Well, frankly, it entered my mind, 660 00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:27,239 but when you sat there... 661 00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,541 Looked the way you looked... 662 00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:32,878 I just couldn't. 663 00:30:37,885 --> 00:30:39,751 Apparently I can. 664 00:30:39,753 --> 00:30:43,322 Apparently. 665 00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:50,028 What was that? 666 00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:54,766 It was the Nina, the pinta, and the Santa Maria! 667 00:30:54,768 --> 00:30:57,503 $35 worth of venetian glass! 668 00:30:57,505 --> 00:31:02,241 Well, maybe it's not all broken. 669 00:31:05,846 --> 00:31:08,881 Well, how did you manage to drop it, schillkraut? 670 00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:10,215 Manage to? 671 00:31:10,217 --> 00:31:13,418 I walk in here and find you with an admiral's dau... 672 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:14,953 With a practical stranger. 673 00:31:14,955 --> 00:31:17,289 I think he had a perfect right to drop it. 674 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,658 And I think I need some fresh air. 675 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:23,495 "Drofsky"...i do. 676 00:31:23,497 --> 00:31:24,696 Got those numbers? 677 00:31:24,698 --> 00:31:25,898 Here. 678 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,500 Jason's at the casino, near the phone booth. 679 00:31:28,502 --> 00:31:30,969 All right, shoot 'em out to Max. 680 00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:31,870 With her here? 681 00:31:31,872 --> 00:31:33,405 The blinker's in the bedroom. 682 00:31:33,407 --> 00:31:34,573 We don't want to keep Jason waiting. 683 00:31:34,575 --> 00:31:35,807 Well, he won't mind. 684 00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:37,643 - He's got a girl with him. - A girl? 685 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:40,078 You mean he's letting some girl interfere with this setup? 686 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,481 Are you kidding me? 687 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,815 Yeah. 688 00:31:43,817 --> 00:31:47,586 Get moving. 689 00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:56,228 Hello. 690 00:31:56,230 --> 00:31:57,329 Jason? 691 00:31:57,331 --> 00:31:58,297 Yeah, he just got here. 692 00:31:58,299 --> 00:31:59,464 Yes. 693 00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:00,899 Well, we've got those figures. 694 00:32:00,901 --> 00:32:02,501 Yeah, well, I'll give you a call as soon as Max 695 00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:03,502 has them processed. 696 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:06,104 Give me your number. Got it. 697 00:32:06,106 --> 00:32:09,007 The minute I hear from Max, we start the ball rolling. 698 00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:10,342 Right! 699 00:32:10,344 --> 00:32:11,977 Look, if you and your friends have some business... 700 00:32:11,979 --> 00:32:13,912 It's nothing, just dull everyday high finance. 701 00:32:13,914 --> 00:32:16,582 My assistant's attending to it. 702 00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:17,916 - He seems very young. - The youngest. 703 00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,518 Did you see the expression on his face 704 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,019 when he walked in and caught us in the act? 705 00:32:21,021 --> 00:32:23,855 Well, I wouldn't describe a little kiss as an act. 706 00:32:23,857 --> 00:32:24,890 Little kiss? 707 00:32:25,926 --> 00:32:27,893 Sank 3 ships. 708 00:32:27,895 --> 00:32:29,595 Yes? 709 00:32:29,597 --> 00:32:30,862 It's dad! 710 00:32:30,864 --> 00:32:33,365 Come on in, dad. 711 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,633 I see you got the note I left. 712 00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:39,871 Yeah...- I'm sorry, sir. 713 00:32:39,873 --> 00:32:41,440 It was stupid of me not to realize. 714 00:32:41,442 --> 00:32:42,608 It certainly was. 715 00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,443 Didn't you notice all the braid? 716 00:32:44,445 --> 00:32:45,444 Forgive him, dad. 717 00:32:45,446 --> 00:32:46,645 You know how civilians are. 718 00:32:46,647 --> 00:32:48,480 Yeah, yeah. 719 00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:52,250 Well... aren't you going to shake hands? 720 00:32:52,252 --> 00:32:53,485 It's a great pleasure meeting you, sir. 721 00:32:53,487 --> 00:32:54,586 Yeah. 722 00:32:54,588 --> 00:32:56,154 Is everything all right here? 723 00:32:56,156 --> 00:32:58,223 Yes, except I didn't expect to see you quite so soon. 724 00:32:58,225 --> 00:32:59,324 Well, I left early. 725 00:32:59,326 --> 00:33:00,759 Full dinner, full speeches... 726 00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,694 You know a damn fool named Tommy Dane? 727 00:33:02,696 --> 00:33:04,096 No, sir. Why? 728 00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:05,097 Damn fool! 729 00:33:05,099 --> 00:33:06,632 He kept calling me "old foghorn." 730 00:33:06,634 --> 00:33:08,567 No wonder you're in such a bristly mood. 731 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:09,835 Won't you sit down, sir? 732 00:33:09,837 --> 00:33:10,736 No, no. 733 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:11,837 I've got a full reception. 734 00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:12,838 Hey, you want to come? 735 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,972 Please, dad. 736 00:33:13,974 --> 00:33:15,907 - Well, I don't blame you. - Fergie? 737 00:33:15,909 --> 00:33:19,511 Fergie, I think you oughta come in here... 738 00:33:19,513 --> 00:33:21,947 This is Julie's father, Mr. Schillkraut. 739 00:33:21,949 --> 00:33:24,182 I'm very pleased to meet you, mr.Schillkraut... 740 00:33:24,184 --> 00:33:25,217 Fitch! 741 00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:26,785 Admiral Fitch! 742 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:27,886 Relax, young fella. 743 00:33:27,888 --> 00:33:29,588 You're not in my command. 744 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,589 Yes, sir! 745 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,591 I mean, no, sir! 746 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,293 Schillkraut, what was it you wanted? 747 00:33:35,295 --> 00:33:36,662 Well... it was nothing. 748 00:33:36,664 --> 00:33:38,964 Would you excuse me, please? 749 00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,772 Excuse me. 750 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:51,143 Are you sure everything's all right here? 751 00:33:51,145 --> 00:33:53,045 Beau. 752 00:33:53,047 --> 00:33:54,880 Beau! 753 00:33:54,882 --> 00:33:57,315 He recognized us... I saw it in his eyes! 754 00:33:57,317 --> 00:33:59,017 Don't be a dope. 755 00:33:59,019 --> 00:34:01,019 An admiral never recognizes anyone except another admiral. 756 00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:02,587 Now get on that blinker and tell that ship 757 00:34:02,589 --> 00:34:05,857 to stop flashing for a while. 758 00:34:05,859 --> 00:34:10,395 Yeah. 759 00:34:15,602 --> 00:34:17,302 That's peculiar. 760 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:19,638 Someone's flashing the shore. 761 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,572 Where? 762 00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:21,673 There, there. 763 00:34:21,675 --> 00:34:23,475 See, it's from the elmira. 764 00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,143 Do you read morse code? 765 00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:28,680 I haven't been able to read code since I was an ensign. 766 00:34:28,682 --> 00:34:30,048 Well, it stopped. 767 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,851 Probably some sailor signaling to his girl. 768 00:34:34,621 --> 00:34:36,855 Probably... yeah. 769 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,660 Well, I'm... I'm shoving off. 770 00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:44,996 Say good night to that civilian for me. 771 00:34:44,998 --> 00:34:46,498 Now, if you need anything, 772 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,701 there's two shore patrolmen stationed downstairs. 773 00:34:49,703 --> 00:34:53,038 Thank you, dad. 774 00:34:58,812 --> 00:35:00,245 What's going on in here? 775 00:35:00,247 --> 00:35:01,446 Julie, your father. 776 00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,581 He's gone. 777 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:04,616 I knew there was something fishy! 778 00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,550 Fishy? 779 00:35:05,552 --> 00:35:06,785 What's fishy? 780 00:35:06,787 --> 00:35:09,488 Well, for one thing... that. 781 00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:10,989 It's a heat lamp. 782 00:35:10,991 --> 00:35:12,424 Schillkraut here's got a little cold, and... 783 00:35:12,426 --> 00:35:13,592 Don't call him schillkraut. 784 00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:15,393 He doesn't answer to it. 785 00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:17,129 And that is not a heat lamp. 786 00:35:17,131 --> 00:35:18,663 It's a blinker. 787 00:35:18,665 --> 00:35:20,132 A blinker! 788 00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,666 Well, the man who sold it to me swore up and down... 789 00:35:21,668 --> 00:35:24,703 And to clinch matters, I read morse code. 790 00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:27,105 "Max standing by." 791 00:35:27,107 --> 00:35:30,208 Now, who and what are you? 792 00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:38,784 Lieutenant Ferguson Howard, ma'am. 793 00:35:38,786 --> 00:35:41,820 United States Navy. 794 00:35:44,825 --> 00:35:48,360 Lieutenant junior grade beauregard Gilliam, ma'am. 795 00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:50,228 United States Navy. 796 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:52,531 Retired. 797 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:53,732 Official 1-8? 798 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,400 Admiral Fitch. 799 00:35:55,402 --> 00:35:59,404 There's been flashing from the computing room on the elmira. 800 00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:03,675 Get a signalman up to my suite, immediately. 801 00:36:03,677 --> 00:36:05,243 You wanted the story of my life? 802 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:06,645 You've got it. 803 00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:09,447 I still think if I'd gotten that bicycle for Christmas 804 00:36:09,449 --> 00:36:10,649 when I was 13 years old, 805 00:36:10,651 --> 00:36:12,150 none of this would have happened. 806 00:36:12,152 --> 00:36:14,786 Julie, my fate is in your hands. 807 00:36:14,788 --> 00:36:16,454 "You stay as long as your father does." 808 00:36:16,456 --> 00:36:18,890 "I'll stay as long as your father does." 809 00:36:18,892 --> 00:36:21,660 "Time means nothing to me." 810 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:23,261 Brother. 811 00:36:23,263 --> 00:36:26,198 Julie... are you going to turn me in? 812 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,332 I don't know. 813 00:36:27,334 --> 00:36:29,067 I'm not sure whether you're a criminal, 814 00:36:29,069 --> 00:36:31,803 or just seriously disturbed. 815 00:36:31,805 --> 00:36:34,239 Anyway, let's get back to the bicycle. 816 00:36:34,241 --> 00:36:35,473 What color was it? 817 00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:37,442 Red!...blue! 818 00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:39,177 Look, Julie, you run me out like a deck swab. 819 00:36:39,179 --> 00:36:41,580 Who cares about imaginary bicycles? 820 00:36:41,582 --> 00:36:42,981 So there wasn't any bicycle! 821 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:45,617 I told you, I didn't get it! 822 00:36:45,619 --> 00:36:46,885 All right, all right. 823 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:48,119 Let your father keelhaul me all the way 824 00:36:48,121 --> 00:36:49,187 to the Brooklyn Navy yard. 825 00:36:49,189 --> 00:36:50,755 Let him send me to the brig! 826 00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:53,291 Maybe he should, just for your own protection. 827 00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:55,060 People who think they can get rich from gambling. 828 00:36:55,062 --> 00:36:57,262 It's not gambling... It's science. 829 00:36:57,264 --> 00:36:58,430 Listen... 830 00:36:58,432 --> 00:36:59,965 Beau's in there now, sending off the numbers. 831 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:01,700 Jason's waiting at the tables. 832 00:37:01,702 --> 00:37:06,004 Julie... don't stand in the way of scientific progress. 833 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,573 Well, of all the silly arguments! 834 00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:09,941 The answer is coming through! 835 00:37:09,943 --> 00:37:12,010 Tell him to hold it! 836 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:15,046 Julie... For science. 837 00:37:15,048 --> 00:37:15,881 For me. 838 00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:17,315 Go ahead. 839 00:37:17,317 --> 00:37:18,884 You're going to need all the money you can get 840 00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,752 when they throw you out of the Navy. 841 00:37:20,754 --> 00:37:24,789 Julie... Battle stations! 842 00:37:24,791 --> 00:37:25,857 Get on the phone. 843 00:37:25,859 --> 00:37:29,828 Lido 3-7. 844 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,330 Lido 3-7. 845 00:37:32,332 --> 00:37:33,565 Here it comes! 846 00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:34,633 Jason? 847 00:37:34,635 --> 00:37:36,167 Hold on, wait. 848 00:37:36,169 --> 00:37:41,539 After... After... Primary... Primary... 849 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:44,910 Revolution... Revolution... Next drop... 850 00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:50,415 Next drop... Will be... Will be... 851 00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:54,586 165 degrees... 165 degrees... 852 00:37:54,588 --> 00:37:58,223 - West... - West... Of number shown. 853 00:37:58,225 --> 00:38:00,358 Of number shown. 854 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:09,401 If... First... Revolution... Zero... 855 00:38:09,403 --> 00:38:10,535 Revolution? 856 00:38:10,537 --> 00:38:18,276 Hold... All... Action... End. 857 00:38:18,278 --> 00:38:20,679 Revolution? 858 00:38:20,681 --> 00:38:25,283 Drop will be... 165 degrees. 859 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,185 Get me a chart of the harbor. 860 00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:30,355 Get me a map of venice. 861 00:38:30,357 --> 00:38:32,691 You got it, jas? 862 00:38:32,693 --> 00:38:33,625 Very good. 863 00:38:33,627 --> 00:38:34,726 Well, I haven't got it. 864 00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:37,662 What does it all mean? 865 00:38:37,664 --> 00:38:38,663 This is a roulette wheel. 866 00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:40,198 The ball drops there. 867 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,234 Jason counts back 165 degrees, bets on the next spin, 868 00:38:43,236 --> 00:38:45,603 the ball drops here, or on one number on either side. 869 00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:47,672 He bets all 3... We can't lose. 870 00:38:49,776 --> 00:38:51,743 Admiral, what does it mean? 871 00:38:51,745 --> 00:38:53,111 Well, if I were an enemy spy, 872 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,479 I might be able to tell you. 873 00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:55,680 Security, security! 874 00:38:55,682 --> 00:38:57,015 Captain angle here! 875 00:38:57,017 --> 00:39:01,953 165 degrees... 160. 876 00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:04,656 Is that where the drop is going to be? 877 00:39:04,658 --> 00:39:05,991 Gentlemen! 878 00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:09,227 That's smack in the middle of the fleet! 879 00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:10,729 Get over to the casino and help Jason. 880 00:39:10,731 --> 00:39:14,032 Take this... you may need it to carry the money. 881 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,104 Alert the venice police. 882 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,472 Cancel all leaves. 883 00:39:20,474 --> 00:39:22,073 I want every gig and picket boat in the fleet, 884 00:39:22,075 --> 00:39:23,641 fully manned, fully armed. 885 00:39:23,643 --> 00:39:24,976 Circle the entire city! 886 00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:26,311 Security? 887 00:39:26,313 --> 00:39:28,446 There's a man signaling from the elmira. 888 00:39:28,448 --> 00:39:30,515 Place him under immediate arrest! 889 00:39:30,517 --> 00:39:33,051 No, no, no. 890 00:39:33,053 --> 00:39:34,052 Negative on that order. 891 00:39:34,054 --> 00:39:35,320 Don't alert him. 892 00:39:35,322 --> 00:39:36,321 No, no. 893 00:39:36,323 --> 00:39:37,989 Post a guard at the computing room door. 894 00:39:37,991 --> 00:39:40,325 No one enters, no one leaves. 895 00:39:40,327 --> 00:39:41,726 No, there may be more messages, 896 00:39:41,728 --> 00:39:42,927 and we'll need them to... 897 00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:45,697 To break the code. 898 00:39:45,699 --> 00:39:49,134 The drop will be exactly... in section indicated, 899 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,737 or one section east or west. 900 00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:55,907 East or west of what? 901 00:40:02,716 --> 00:40:04,482 Number 12 in the red. 902 00:40:04,484 --> 00:40:05,550 Pay that gentleman. 903 00:40:05,552 --> 00:40:07,052 It works. 904 00:40:07,054 --> 00:40:08,586 The crazy thing works! 905 00:40:08,588 --> 00:40:10,288 Jason, what's going on? 906 00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:11,322 A system. 907 00:40:11,324 --> 00:40:12,424 There's no such thing. 908 00:40:12,426 --> 00:40:13,458 I know it. 909 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,492 Pam, will you marry me? 910 00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:16,995 27, 13, and 6. 911 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,630 What did you say? 912 00:40:18,632 --> 00:40:21,066 27, 13, and 6. 913 00:40:21,068 --> 00:40:22,200 Before that! 914 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,002 12, 18, and 9. 915 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:26,137 I mean, about marrying me! 916 00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:28,973 You did ask me to marry you, didn't you? 917 00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:33,278 No, but I'll talk to my wife. 918 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,046 Excuse me. 919 00:40:35,048 --> 00:40:36,181 Listen to me. 920 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:40,118 You did ask me to marry you, didn't you? 921 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,519 Didn't you? 922 00:40:41,521 --> 00:40:42,520 Yes! 923 00:40:42,522 --> 00:40:44,022 Yup. 924 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,590 Well, you certainly have your nerve, old eldridge! 925 00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:46,858 You disappear out of my life, 926 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,593 I don't even hear from you for 3 years, 927 00:40:48,595 --> 00:40:49,627 and then, all of a sudden... 928 00:40:49,629 --> 00:40:51,029 Don't you understand? 929 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:53,098 I never had any money before. 930 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,800 But now... 27 in the red. 931 00:40:55,802 --> 00:40:57,102 The gentleman wins again. 932 00:40:57,104 --> 00:40:58,236 Now I've got it! 933 00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,504 Or I will have. 934 00:40:59,506 --> 00:41:00,772 Enough to buy up every braunschweiger 935 00:41:00,774 --> 00:41:02,240 your father ever stuffed. 936 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:04,609 Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 937 00:41:04,611 --> 00:41:06,411 Jason, this is ridiculous! 938 00:41:06,413 --> 00:41:08,079 It certainly is! 11, 36, 30. 939 00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:09,814 I'm not talking about bets, 940 00:41:09,816 --> 00:41:11,616 I'm talking about your marrying me. 941 00:41:11,618 --> 00:41:14,018 Don't you realize I'm engaged? 942 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:17,455 I came to venice to marry Tommy Dane! 943 00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,591 Now, if you want to talk about something really ridiculous, 944 00:41:19,593 --> 00:41:21,659 you're on the right track. 945 00:41:21,661 --> 00:41:22,927 You don't love Tommy Dane. 946 00:41:22,929 --> 00:41:25,730 You don't even like Tommy Dane. 947 00:41:25,732 --> 00:41:27,432 I suppose I love you. 948 00:41:27,434 --> 00:41:28,600 Well, don't you? 949 00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:29,601 Yes, heaven help me. 950 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:30,635 Then, why argue? 951 00:41:30,637 --> 00:41:32,537 Jason! 952 00:41:32,539 --> 00:41:34,172 Number 11 in the red. 953 00:41:34,174 --> 00:41:37,575 Pay that gentleman again. 954 00:41:57,697 --> 00:41:59,364 I've broken code in Russian, sir, 955 00:41:59,366 --> 00:42:00,732 and I've broken it in hindustani, 956 00:42:00,734 --> 00:42:02,033 but I can't break this. 957 00:42:02,035 --> 00:42:02,901 Why not? 958 00:42:02,903 --> 00:42:04,068 Because it didn't code, sir. 959 00:42:04,070 --> 00:42:05,470 Well, then, what does it mean? 960 00:42:05,472 --> 00:42:07,105 That, sir, I couldn't say. 961 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,339 Ammiraglio... 962 00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,341 The venice press, they got wind of something. 963 00:42:10,343 --> 00:42:11,543 So has the a.P. 964 00:42:11,545 --> 00:42:13,178 Shall I give them a story, sir? 965 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,012 No, no. 966 00:42:14,014 --> 00:42:15,213 Nothing to the newspapers! 967 00:42:15,215 --> 00:42:16,347 Not a word! 968 00:42:16,349 --> 00:42:17,916 If I may speak for the state department, 969 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:20,151 I agree completely with old foghorn. 970 00:42:20,153 --> 00:42:21,853 To alarm the city before old foghorn 971 00:42:21,855 --> 00:42:24,556 knows exactly what's going on could cause a panic. 972 00:42:24,558 --> 00:42:25,757 I'm in favor of leaving everything 973 00:42:25,759 --> 00:42:26,891 in old foghorn's hands. 974 00:42:26,893 --> 00:42:28,293 What do you say, sir? 975 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,762 I say, if you call me old foghorn once more, 976 00:42:30,764 --> 00:42:32,130 I'll belt you one! 977 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,298 Sir? 978 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,567 There's word from one of our picket boats, sir. 979 00:42:35,569 --> 00:42:36,768 They report spotting blinker signals 980 00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:38,069 from shore, early this evening. 981 00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:38,870 What signals? 982 00:42:38,872 --> 00:42:40,271 What did they say? 983 00:42:40,273 --> 00:42:44,042 Just a series of numbers, sir, from zero to 36. 984 00:42:44,044 --> 00:42:47,679 From zero to... What do you make of that? 985 00:42:47,681 --> 00:42:50,148 Sounds like the numbers on a roulette wheel. 986 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:51,616 Damn it! 987 00:42:51,618 --> 00:42:56,020 This is no time for jokes! 988 00:42:56,022 --> 00:42:58,223 Did they say where on shore the blinker was? 989 00:42:58,225 --> 00:42:59,557 No, sir. 990 00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:02,160 Well, if they flash again, tell them to pinpoint it! 991 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,228 Yes, sir. 992 00:43:03,230 --> 00:43:04,329 Picket 6, this is 1. 993 00:43:07,434 --> 00:43:08,700 Repeat try to pinpoint. 994 00:43:08,702 --> 00:43:11,536 Don't... Don't tell me it doesn't answer. 995 00:43:11,538 --> 00:43:13,037 It's a phone booth in the casino. 996 00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:17,442 There's got to be somebody th... 997 00:43:17,444 --> 00:43:18,543 Did it work? 998 00:43:18,545 --> 00:43:19,510 Come on, man. 999 00:43:19,512 --> 00:43:21,446 Don't keep me in suspense. 1000 00:43:21,448 --> 00:43:22,480 She knows. 1001 00:43:22,482 --> 00:43:23,581 I had to tell her. 1002 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,049 - Did it work? - You told her? 1003 00:43:25,051 --> 00:43:26,551 An admiral's daughter... 1004 00:43:26,553 --> 00:43:27,919 It's all right, she's on our side. 1005 00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:29,520 Just call me Benedict Arnold. 1006 00:43:29,522 --> 00:43:30,622 Did it work? 1007 00:43:30,624 --> 00:43:32,156 Sort of. 1008 00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:34,192 Sort of! 1009 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:37,295 Ohhhhhh... How much is here? 1010 00:43:37,297 --> 00:43:38,463 11 million lira. 1011 00:43:38,465 --> 00:43:40,765 Roughly, $18,000. 1012 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:43,601 Beautiful! 1013 00:43:43,603 --> 00:43:44,736 What did you quit for? 1014 00:43:44,738 --> 00:43:46,070 I had to. 1015 00:43:46,072 --> 00:43:48,473 Something went wrong, and I lost the last 3 bets. 1016 00:43:48,475 --> 00:43:49,741 You lost? 1017 00:43:49,743 --> 00:43:50,808 How could you lose? 1018 00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:51,943 I'm not sure. 1019 00:43:51,945 --> 00:43:52,877 Some variable in the game... 1020 00:43:52,879 --> 00:43:54,145 A different ball, maybe. 1021 00:43:54,147 --> 00:43:56,314 Anyhow, I've got more data to flash Max. 1022 00:43:56,316 --> 00:43:58,616 As soon as we get the answers, we'll be back in the ball game. 1023 00:43:58,618 --> 00:43:59,584 Come in! 1024 00:43:59,586 --> 00:44:00,685 No! 1025 00:44:00,687 --> 00:44:02,086 It's ok, it's only Pam. 1026 00:44:02,088 --> 00:44:03,254 She knows, too. 1027 00:44:03,256 --> 00:44:03,988 She knows? 1028 00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:05,023 You even told a stranger? 1029 00:44:05,025 --> 00:44:06,224 She's not a stranger. 1030 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,358 I ran into her at the casino. 1031 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,093 We're engaged. 1032 00:44:09,095 --> 00:44:13,197 Engaged? 1033 00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:14,999 All right, now listen, little girl. 1034 00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:17,001 Just because a fellow makes a small killing in roulette 1035 00:44:17,003 --> 00:44:19,304 doesn't mean you have to stick your claws into him. 1036 00:44:19,306 --> 00:44:20,305 Fergie! 1037 00:44:20,307 --> 00:44:21,406 How much you take to blow town? 1038 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,573 Will you stop? 1039 00:44:22,575 --> 00:44:24,142 We've known each other for years. 1040 00:44:24,144 --> 00:44:27,645 Besides, she's got $60 million of her own. 1041 00:44:27,647 --> 00:44:28,846 What system do you use? 1042 00:44:28,848 --> 00:44:30,848 The capitalistic system. 1043 00:44:30,850 --> 00:44:34,018 Pam dunston, this is my friend, crazy Fergie Howard. 1044 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,887 How do you do, crazy Fergie? 1045 00:44:35,889 --> 00:44:37,121 How are you? 1046 00:44:37,123 --> 00:44:37,922 The data! 1047 00:44:37,924 --> 00:44:38,823 Stay with me. 1048 00:44:38,825 --> 00:44:40,024 We've got work to do. 1049 00:44:40,026 --> 00:44:41,559 I'll flash this out to Max. 1050 00:44:41,561 --> 00:44:42,727 Where's Beau? 1051 00:44:42,729 --> 00:44:43,895 He went to buy some more glass. 1052 00:44:43,897 --> 00:44:44,929 At a time like this? 1053 00:44:44,931 --> 00:44:46,297 That's desertion! 1054 00:44:46,299 --> 00:44:47,832 11 million lira? 1055 00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:48,866 How do you do? 1056 00:44:48,868 --> 00:44:51,002 I'm crazy Julie Fitch. 1057 00:44:51,004 --> 00:44:54,305 Congratulations, and welcome to the asylum. 1058 00:44:54,307 --> 00:44:55,606 Thanks. 1059 00:44:57,811 --> 00:44:59,277 I'm so sorry. 1060 00:45:02,382 --> 00:45:03,514 That does it. 1061 00:45:03,516 --> 00:45:04,982 - How long for an answer? - Any second. 1062 00:45:04,984 --> 00:45:06,984 It's just a few simple coordinates. 1063 00:45:06,986 --> 00:45:10,221 Come on, Max. Give! 1064 00:45:46,626 --> 00:45:48,593 Hold it! 1065 00:45:48,595 --> 00:45:50,094 Now, what is it? 1066 00:45:50,096 --> 00:45:52,663 More flashing from shore, sir, just a moment ago. 1067 00:45:52,665 --> 00:45:53,831 Did they get a bearing on it? 1068 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,199 Yes, sir. 1069 00:45:55,201 --> 00:45:57,635 The blinker is right here in the hotel, sir. 1070 00:45:57,637 --> 00:45:59,370 Operation 4 immediately! 1071 00:45:59,372 --> 00:46:00,371 What was the message? 1072 00:46:00,373 --> 00:46:01,372 Picket 6, this is 1. 1073 00:46:01,374 --> 00:46:02,573 Did you intercept the message? 1074 00:46:02,575 --> 00:46:03,574 Over. 1075 00:46:03,576 --> 00:46:08,012 Just numbers... Well, well, what was it? 1076 00:46:08,014 --> 00:46:09,447 Just more numbers, sir. 1077 00:46:09,449 --> 00:46:13,117 From zero to 36. 1078 00:46:14,988 --> 00:46:18,423 Keep quiet! 1079 00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:29,834 Any answer from the ship? 1080 00:46:29,836 --> 00:46:30,902 Yes, sir. 1081 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:35,239 Here it comes now, sir. 1082 00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:39,977 Here we go, jas. 1083 00:46:43,983 --> 00:46:53,257 Reverse... All... Directions... West... 1084 00:46:53,259 --> 00:47:04,035 To... East... Right... After... 12... 1085 00:47:04,037 --> 00:47:11,008 Drop... will... be... Repeated. 1086 00:47:11,010 --> 00:47:12,477 That's all, sir. 1087 00:47:12,479 --> 00:47:15,046 Right after 12, drop will be repeated... 1088 00:47:15,048 --> 00:47:16,214 Right after 12? 1089 00:47:16,216 --> 00:47:17,448 What time is it now? 1090 00:47:17,450 --> 00:47:20,818 11:30 more, sir! 1091 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,053 More coming. 1092 00:47:22,055 --> 00:47:24,755 Well, maybe this will clear it up. 1093 00:47:24,757 --> 00:47:32,630 The... Square... Root... Of... 2... 1094 00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:42,473 Minus... Pi... Times... R. 1095 00:47:42,475 --> 00:47:45,910 Square root of 2, minus pi, times r... 1096 00:47:46,813 --> 00:47:48,312 Well, if I didn't know better, 1097 00:47:48,314 --> 00:47:51,215 I'd say we were being attacked from outer space. 1098 00:47:51,217 --> 00:47:53,551 And I don't know better! 1099 00:47:53,553 --> 00:47:55,553 The square root of 2, pi times r... 1100 00:47:55,555 --> 00:47:56,554 You call that a number? 1101 00:47:56,556 --> 00:47:58,155 - Certainly it's a number. - Yeah? 1102 00:47:58,157 --> 00:48:00,091 Well, try playing it on a roulette wheel. 1103 00:48:00,093 --> 00:48:00,958 Max has gone out of his mind. 1104 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,293 He's sick! 1105 00:48:02,295 --> 00:48:03,761 You must've sent one number twice. 1106 00:48:03,763 --> 00:48:04,795 You fouled up the coordinates. 1107 00:48:04,797 --> 00:48:05,730 I fouled up nothing! 1108 00:48:05,732 --> 00:48:06,998 It's Max. 1109 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,165 He knows he's gambling. 1110 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,333 He knows, and he's against it. 1111 00:48:09,335 --> 00:48:10,935 Don't be ridiculous! 1112 00:48:10,937 --> 00:48:12,703 Well, then, he's made a mistake. 1113 00:48:12,705 --> 00:48:14,372 Max can't make a mistake! 1114 00:48:14,374 --> 00:48:15,106 Why not? 1115 00:48:15,108 --> 00:48:16,307 He's only human. 1116 00:48:16,309 --> 00:48:17,708 Fergie, will you please... 1117 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,278 Gentlemen, are you depositing or withdrawing? 1118 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,812 It's going to be all right, Fergie. 1119 00:48:21,814 --> 00:48:23,581 You just convert pi and the segments of a circle 1120 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,150 into the square root... Now I understand. 1121 00:48:26,152 --> 00:48:27,051 Look, leave it to me. 1122 00:48:27,053 --> 00:48:28,553 It'll work. 1123 00:48:28,555 --> 00:48:31,956 Maybe you'd like to make a small personal loan? 1124 00:48:31,958 --> 00:48:33,858 Hello, Pam. 1125 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:35,192 Hello, Julie. 1126 00:48:35,194 --> 00:48:36,594 They remember us. 1127 00:48:36,596 --> 00:48:38,029 Isn't that sweet? 1128 00:48:38,031 --> 00:48:39,363 Positively poignant. 1129 00:48:39,365 --> 00:48:40,831 Look, I'm sorry, honey, 1130 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:42,967 but you know what this means to us... 1131 00:48:42,969 --> 00:48:46,837 You and me. 1132 00:48:46,839 --> 00:48:50,241 Julie... You've been very patient with me, 1133 00:48:50,243 --> 00:48:51,442 and I love you for it. 1134 00:48:51,444 --> 00:48:52,510 Tell you what... 1135 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,711 Take you out on the town tonight, ok? 1136 00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:54,779 Where? 1137 00:48:54,781 --> 00:48:55,880 Roulette table, where else? 1138 00:48:55,882 --> 00:48:58,849 Be with you in a minute. 1139 00:48:58,851 --> 00:49:00,384 Beau? 1140 00:49:00,386 --> 00:49:02,853 He wouldn't ring. 1141 00:49:02,855 --> 00:49:03,888 Who is it? 1142 00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:05,723 United States Navy! 1143 00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:07,858 The Navy! 1144 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:09,727 Fergie, your cap! 1145 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:12,430 The blinker!...Money! 1146 00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:23,741 Signalman burford Taylor first class, 1147 00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:26,677 United States Navy, official business! 1148 00:49:29,482 --> 00:49:31,616 We have a report that certain guys is using a blinker light 1149 00:49:31,618 --> 00:49:33,651 from somewheres in the vicinity of this here hotel 1150 00:49:33,653 --> 00:49:36,120 for the possible purposes of espionage. 1151 00:49:36,122 --> 00:49:37,355 We have been ordered... 1152 00:49:37,357 --> 00:49:38,656 We don't know anything about that! 1153 00:49:38,658 --> 00:49:40,091 Just a minute! 1154 00:49:40,093 --> 00:49:42,827 I ain't finished yet! 1155 00:49:42,829 --> 00:49:44,862 We've been ordered to check the entire premises 1156 00:49:44,864 --> 00:49:47,031 of this here hotel. 1157 00:49:47,033 --> 00:49:48,265 I will now check this here suite 1158 00:49:48,267 --> 00:49:49,533 unless you have any objections, 1159 00:49:49,535 --> 00:49:52,470 which would be pretty suspicious. 1160 00:49:52,472 --> 00:49:54,605 Of course I have no objections. 1161 00:49:54,607 --> 00:49:55,906 Very well. 1162 00:49:55,908 --> 00:49:58,376 With your permission, I will institute the search. 1163 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,682 Just what are you looking for? 1164 00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,617 Blinking has been reported, ma'am. 1165 00:50:06,619 --> 00:50:08,319 I am searching for a blinker. 1166 00:50:08,321 --> 00:50:09,520 Well, you don't have to search here. 1167 00:50:09,522 --> 00:50:11,589 I'm admiral Fitch's daughter. 1168 00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:14,625 And I am the secretary of the Navy's favorite son. 1169 00:50:14,627 --> 00:50:15,993 I mean it! 1170 00:50:17,296 --> 00:50:20,131 That's just a bedroom in there. 1171 00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:21,465 My orders are to search the premises, 1172 00:50:21,467 --> 00:50:24,268 and a bedroom is premises! 1173 00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:25,436 Good evening. 1174 00:50:25,438 --> 00:50:27,371 Anything I can do for you? 1175 00:50:27,373 --> 00:50:29,140 Good evening, lieutenant Howard! 1176 00:50:29,142 --> 00:50:31,375 It is indeed a pleasure to see you again, sir! 1177 00:50:31,377 --> 00:50:33,544 I'm afraid I don't place you, sailor. 1178 00:50:33,546 --> 00:50:35,312 Signalman burford Taylor, sir. 1179 00:50:35,314 --> 00:50:36,347 Well, the lieutenant may have forgotten, 1180 00:50:36,349 --> 00:50:37,581 but lieutenant was kind enough 1181 00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:39,116 to come to my assistance one night 1182 00:50:39,118 --> 00:50:41,585 when 3 army guys jumped me in a saloon in Tokyo. 1183 00:50:41,587 --> 00:50:43,154 - At ease. - Thank you, sir. 1184 00:50:43,156 --> 00:50:44,855 Signalman Taylor is searching the premises 1185 00:50:44,857 --> 00:50:46,390 for a blinker. 1186 00:50:46,392 --> 00:50:47,958 Fine. Let him search. 1187 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:48,959 You don't mind, sir? 1188 00:50:48,961 --> 00:50:50,194 It's... orders. 1189 00:50:50,196 --> 00:50:52,163 Not at all. Go right ahead. 1190 00:50:52,165 --> 00:50:54,665 How about a drink? 1191 00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:56,100 Drink, sir? 1192 00:50:56,102 --> 00:50:58,369 Surely the lieutenant is not suggesting 1193 00:50:58,371 --> 00:51:00,071 that I take a drink while on duty, sir? 1194 00:51:00,073 --> 00:51:01,105 Certainly not. 1195 00:51:02,341 --> 00:51:03,741 I was talking to my friends here. 1196 00:51:03,743 --> 00:51:04,842 However, if you should happen to accept a drink 1197 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,343 while my back is turned, 1198 00:51:06,345 --> 00:51:09,146 I certainly couldn't put you on report... could I? 1199 00:51:09,148 --> 00:51:11,816 As lieutenant knows, I am not a drinking man. 1200 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:19,757 Say when, sailor. 1201 00:51:19,759 --> 00:51:21,092 When! 1202 00:51:21,094 --> 00:51:22,727 I should like to propose a toast. 1203 00:51:22,729 --> 00:51:25,129 To those intrepid men... 1204 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,300 Who are we toasting? 1205 00:51:29,302 --> 00:51:30,701 You can't toast anyone without a drink! 1206 00:51:30,703 --> 00:51:34,538 Good heavens, man, you picked up an empty glass! 1207 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:37,775 My friends, a toast to those intrepid... 1208 00:51:44,383 --> 00:51:46,150 Beautiful bourbon, sir. 1209 00:51:46,152 --> 00:51:47,384 And if I may say so, sir, 1210 00:51:47,386 --> 00:51:49,153 that was the most beautiful toast. 1211 00:51:49,155 --> 00:51:51,222 Thank you... Let's drink to it. 1212 00:51:51,224 --> 00:51:55,926 I'll go along with that, sir. 1213 00:51:55,928 --> 00:52:00,231 To Julie Fitch, the admiral's daughter! 1214 00:52:00,233 --> 00:52:01,832 She really his daughter? 1215 00:52:01,834 --> 00:52:03,000 Certainly. 1216 00:52:03,002 --> 00:52:05,436 Wow. 1217 00:52:09,642 --> 00:52:11,175 Lieutenant may not know this, 1218 00:52:11,177 --> 00:52:12,476 but this is the first liquor I've touched 1219 00:52:12,478 --> 00:52:14,545 since that night in Tokyo. 1220 00:52:14,547 --> 00:52:16,781 Very next morning, sir, I went on the wagon. 1221 00:52:16,783 --> 00:52:19,450 Is that so... why? 1222 00:52:19,452 --> 00:52:21,652 It was the martians, sir. 1223 00:52:21,654 --> 00:52:23,988 They tell me I kept seeing martians. 1224 00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:25,356 Martians? 1225 00:52:25,358 --> 00:52:27,658 Men from Mars, ma'am. 1226 00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:30,561 They say I saw 'em crawling all over the ship. 1227 00:52:30,563 --> 00:52:32,730 Did you? 1228 00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:33,864 Yes, sir. 1229 00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:35,332 Doctor thought I might've been allergic 1230 00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:37,268 to that fourth bottle of sake. 1231 00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:38,435 Look, maybe this man 1232 00:52:38,437 --> 00:52:39,804 better not have any more to drink. 1233 00:52:39,806 --> 00:52:42,740 No, no, perfectly all right, ma'am. 1234 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:44,708 This isn't sake. 1235 00:52:52,652 --> 00:52:54,018 Ohhhh! 1236 00:53:01,494 --> 00:53:05,229 Well... How do you like that! 1237 00:53:08,634 --> 00:53:13,270 Even in Italy... Green stamps! 1238 00:53:13,272 --> 00:53:17,675 And now, with the lieutenant's very kind permission... 1239 00:53:20,046 --> 00:53:21,212 I will go in the blinker 1240 00:53:21,214 --> 00:53:22,746 and search for the bedroom, sir. 1241 00:53:22,748 --> 00:53:26,083 In the bedroom and search for the blinker! 1242 00:53:26,085 --> 00:53:27,585 As I said, sir. 1243 00:53:27,587 --> 00:53:29,186 Right through that door! 1244 00:53:29,188 --> 00:53:32,122 Thank you. 1245 00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:34,291 First, sir... 1246 00:53:34,293 --> 00:53:38,462 A short one for the road, sir. 1247 00:53:38,464 --> 00:53:41,031 And I'm off, sir. 1248 00:53:48,441 --> 00:53:51,242 Second thought, why search the bedroom? 1249 00:53:51,244 --> 00:53:55,946 United States naval officer would never hide a blinker... 1250 00:53:55,948 --> 00:53:56,981 Would you, sir? 1251 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,015 Certainly not. 1252 00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,316 Certainly not, sir. 1253 00:53:59,318 --> 00:54:02,553 So, I will say good night and leave, sir. 1254 00:54:04,957 --> 00:54:07,391 Hey! 1255 00:54:10,162 --> 00:54:12,096 Don't let him go! 1256 00:54:12,098 --> 00:54:13,397 Ok, grab his belt! 1257 00:54:13,399 --> 00:54:15,799 1, 2, 3, heave! 1258 00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:20,337 Thank you, sir. 1259 00:54:20,339 --> 00:54:22,239 I must've gone through the wrong door, sir. 1260 00:54:22,241 --> 00:54:24,675 Yeah, it seems that way. 1261 00:54:24,677 --> 00:54:25,442 Which way? 1262 00:54:25,444 --> 00:54:26,543 - It's a blinker! - Where? 1263 00:54:26,545 --> 00:54:27,845 I don't see any blinker! 1264 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:30,014 Someone's been setting up an air blink. 1265 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:32,917 Spies, sir! 1266 00:54:32,919 --> 00:54:34,985 You mean this thing? That's no blinker. 1267 00:54:34,987 --> 00:54:37,421 Sir, I've been a signalman for 16 years, 1268 00:54:37,423 --> 00:54:39,590 and I know a blinker when I see a blinker... 1269 00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,191 And that's a blinker! 1270 00:54:41,193 --> 00:54:43,794 Damn it, get off there before you kill yourself! 1271 00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:44,929 It's ok, sir! 1272 00:54:44,931 --> 00:54:46,163 I'll get it, sir! 1273 00:54:46,165 --> 00:54:48,899 It's my duty, sir! 1274 00:54:53,973 --> 00:54:57,241 Sailor, you come down here right now, and that's an order! 1275 00:54:57,243 --> 00:55:00,511 Coming, sir! 1276 00:55:03,382 --> 00:55:06,250 Aahhhh! 1277 00:55:06,252 --> 00:55:07,251 Don't move! 1278 00:55:07,253 --> 00:55:08,352 Don't move! 1279 00:55:08,354 --> 00:55:10,087 It's all right, sir. 1280 00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:12,156 All I gotta do is turn around. 1281 00:55:12,158 --> 00:55:13,357 No! 1282 00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:16,293 Get around the other side, quick! 1283 00:55:16,295 --> 00:55:17,361 Is everything all right? 1284 00:55:17,363 --> 00:55:20,397 Everything's fine! 1285 00:55:20,399 --> 00:55:21,398 Take it easy. 1286 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,868 Just take it easy! 1287 00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:27,905 Don't move. 1288 00:55:30,376 --> 00:55:33,043 Would you let go of that thing? 1289 00:55:33,045 --> 00:55:34,745 It's evidence, sir! 1290 00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:38,315 Evidence of espionage in this here hotel! 1291 00:55:38,317 --> 00:55:39,483 I'll give it to you. 1292 00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:41,051 I'll give you the blinker! 1293 00:55:41,053 --> 00:55:42,486 Let's get out of here! 1294 00:55:42,488 --> 00:55:43,821 I got it, sir! 1295 00:55:43,823 --> 00:55:45,222 I'll take that, sailor. 1296 00:55:45,224 --> 00:55:46,457 No, sir. 1297 00:55:46,459 --> 00:55:48,892 It's much too heavy for you, sir. 1298 00:55:48,894 --> 00:55:51,528 Now, will you hold this while I fix my pants? 1299 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,130 Better watch your step, sir. 1300 00:55:55,668 --> 00:55:58,502 All right, now, back inside! 1301 00:55:58,504 --> 00:55:59,636 Yes, sir! 1302 00:55:59,638 --> 00:56:02,906 And will you stop saluting? 1303 00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,175 Yes, sir! 1304 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:07,578 They're back, sir! 1305 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:09,146 The martians are back! 1306 00:56:09,148 --> 00:56:10,180 The martians are back, sir! 1307 00:56:10,182 --> 00:56:11,749 That's not a martian! 1308 00:56:12,651 --> 00:56:13,984 They're all over the hotel. 1309 00:56:13,986 --> 00:56:16,253 We're surrounded by martians, sir! 1310 00:56:16,255 --> 00:56:17,521 They're not martians. 1311 00:56:17,523 --> 00:56:19,523 Look, it's only a statue. 1312 00:56:19,525 --> 00:56:21,025 Open your eyes! 1313 00:56:21,027 --> 00:56:24,728 It's nothing. 1314 00:56:25,564 --> 00:56:27,297 The martians are here! 1315 00:56:27,299 --> 00:56:30,467 The martians are...! 1316 00:56:40,279 --> 00:56:42,179 What is it, sir? 1317 00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:44,681 Now, I could have sworn I heard someone say that 1318 00:56:44,683 --> 00:56:49,019 the martians were... Don't be a nut! 1319 00:56:49,021 --> 00:56:50,220 Just don't look at them, do you hear? 1320 00:56:50,222 --> 00:56:51,388 Don't look at them. 1321 00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:52,322 Just keep your eyes closed. 1322 00:56:52,324 --> 00:56:53,457 They'll go away. 1323 00:56:53,459 --> 00:56:55,492 Ok? 1324 00:56:55,494 --> 00:56:56,627 All right. 1325 00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,629 Come on, be careful. 1326 00:56:58,631 --> 00:57:00,564 It's only a few more steps. 1327 00:57:00,566 --> 00:57:01,598 Hey, come on. 1328 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,800 What's the matter? 1329 00:57:02,802 --> 00:57:03,634 Come on! 1330 00:57:03,636 --> 00:57:04,635 I think he's asleep! 1331 00:57:04,637 --> 00:57:05,969 What? Asleep? 1332 00:57:05,971 --> 00:57:08,205 For the love of... Wake him up! 1333 00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:09,373 No, no, don't wake him up. 1334 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:10,374 He'll see them again. 1335 00:57:10,376 --> 00:57:11,642 Don't wake him up! 1336 00:57:11,644 --> 00:57:12,643 What will I do? Get him a blanket? 1337 00:57:12,645 --> 00:57:13,610 We got to wake him. 1338 00:57:13,612 --> 00:57:14,745 No, we don't. 1339 00:57:14,747 --> 00:57:16,213 Listen, all we have to do is... 1340 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:25,556 I'll get it. 1341 00:57:46,712 --> 00:57:50,581 Now, keep your eyes closed and follow me. 1342 00:57:59,191 --> 00:58:03,026 Slowly. 1343 00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:10,467 Remember, keep your eyes closed. 1344 00:58:10,469 --> 00:58:12,302 No! Take it easy. 1345 00:58:12,304 --> 00:58:14,438 Take it ea-ea... 1346 00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:33,157 Come on. 1347 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,391 Sailor! 1348 00:58:36,362 --> 00:58:37,394 Hup, hup. 1349 00:58:37,396 --> 00:58:40,631 About face. 1350 00:58:43,335 --> 00:58:44,835 Any word on operation 4? 1351 00:58:44,837 --> 00:58:47,404 We've searched the hotel from cellar to roof, sir. 1352 00:58:47,406 --> 00:58:48,739 No blinker yet. 1353 00:58:48,741 --> 00:58:49,673 Have they all reported in? 1354 00:58:49,675 --> 00:58:50,974 All except one, sir. 1355 00:58:50,976 --> 00:58:52,609 I can't seem to contact signalman Taylor. 1356 00:58:52,611 --> 00:58:54,011 Keep trying! 1357 00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:54,978 Yes, sir! 1358 00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:56,647 Operation 4 to signalman Taylor. 1359 00:58:56,649 --> 00:58:57,981 Can you read me, Taylor? 1360 00:58:57,983 --> 00:58:58,982 Come in Taylor! 1361 00:58:58,984 --> 00:59:00,884 Over. 1362 00:59:07,626 --> 00:59:08,659 Burford! 1363 00:59:08,661 --> 00:59:09,693 This is hermie. 1364 00:59:09,695 --> 00:59:11,461 What goes on? 1365 00:59:11,463 --> 00:59:12,596 Easy now. 1366 00:59:12,598 --> 00:59:13,830 We'll put him on the couch. 1367 00:59:13,832 --> 00:59:14,965 The Navy sure feeds him good. 1368 00:59:14,967 --> 00:59:16,166 Now I know what they mean, 1369 00:59:16,168 --> 00:59:17,401 when they say get the lead out. 1370 00:59:17,403 --> 00:59:19,203 Watch it, Pam! 1371 00:59:24,610 --> 00:59:26,109 That was captain Adam from the elmira. 1372 00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:28,712 He's on his way to the suite now, sir. 1373 00:59:28,714 --> 00:59:30,647 Good, good. 1374 00:59:30,649 --> 00:59:31,682 What? 1375 00:59:31,684 --> 00:59:33,317 What, what? 1376 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:34,551 All right. 1377 00:59:34,553 --> 00:59:35,686 What do we do now? 1378 00:59:35,688 --> 00:59:36,920 I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 1379 00:59:36,922 --> 00:59:38,422 One thing's for sure. 1380 00:59:38,424 --> 00:59:39,623 We can't go to the casino 1381 00:59:39,625 --> 00:59:41,191 and leave this guy here alone. 1382 00:59:41,193 --> 00:59:45,862 Maybe we could get a baby-sitter? 1383 00:59:45,864 --> 00:59:46,964 When he wakes up, he'll alert 1384 00:59:46,966 --> 00:59:49,466 the entire city of venice. 1385 00:59:49,468 --> 00:59:51,401 - Why should he? - Are you crazy? 1386 00:59:51,403 --> 00:59:52,636 He saw the blinker. 1387 00:59:52,638 --> 00:59:53,637 What blinker? 1388 00:59:53,639 --> 00:59:54,838 There is no blinker. 1389 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,007 The blinker is in the canal. 1390 00:59:57,009 --> 01:00:00,210 Besides, he won't even remember it. 1391 01:00:00,212 --> 01:00:04,248 Jason, you hold down the fort, and I'll go to the casino. 1392 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:06,817 No, the time has come, lieutenant Howard, 1393 01:00:06,819 --> 01:00:09,152 to call a halt to this whole affair. 1394 01:00:09,154 --> 01:00:10,187 We stop right now! 1395 01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:11,054 Stop? 1396 01:00:11,056 --> 01:00:12,089 On the brink of victory? 1397 01:00:12,091 --> 01:00:13,357 Julie, have you gone mad? 1398 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:14,992 Did Washington stop at valley forge? 1399 01:00:14,994 --> 01:00:16,593 Did Dewey stop at Manila? 1400 01:00:16,595 --> 01:00:18,328 Did Napoleon stop at Waterloo? 1401 01:00:18,330 --> 01:00:19,830 You bet he did. 1402 01:00:19,832 --> 01:00:22,065 Julie, come. 1403 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,808 Julie, things have been so messed up around here 1404 01:00:31,810 --> 01:00:34,211 that I haven't had a chance to talk to you. 1405 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:38,215 But, I think I love you. 1406 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:40,350 Fergie... I mean it. 1407 01:00:40,352 --> 01:00:41,718 You said you discovered something about me 1408 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,720 between the fish and the souffle. 1409 01:00:43,722 --> 01:00:46,156 I discovered something, too. 1410 01:00:46,158 --> 01:00:47,858 - When? - I'm not sure. 1411 01:00:47,860 --> 01:00:49,092 I think it was when you let me 1412 01:00:49,094 --> 01:00:50,427 go ahead in spite of your father. 1413 01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:52,029 Any girl who would double-cross her own father, 1414 01:00:52,031 --> 01:00:53,430 that's my kind of woman. 1415 01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:54,631 Fergie! 1416 01:00:54,633 --> 01:00:55,999 No, I didn't mean it that way. 1417 01:00:56,001 --> 01:00:58,402 Well, how did you mean it? 1418 01:01:08,113 --> 01:01:10,781 Anybody else for post office? 1419 01:01:33,372 --> 01:01:35,772 Send a couple of shore patrolmen to that suite upstairs 1420 01:01:35,774 --> 01:01:38,975 and see if my daughter is... Never mind. 1421 01:01:38,977 --> 01:01:41,178 I'll have a look myself. 1422 01:01:46,652 --> 01:01:47,784 Don't worry. 1423 01:01:47,786 --> 01:01:48,985 Everything is all right. 1424 01:01:48,987 --> 01:01:50,253 All you have to do is watch him. 1425 01:01:50,255 --> 01:01:51,988 If he comes to, don't let him leave. 1426 01:01:51,990 --> 01:01:53,757 Hold him by force if necessary. 1427 01:01:53,759 --> 01:01:54,991 By force? That? 1428 01:01:54,993 --> 01:01:56,259 You won't have any trouble. 1429 01:01:56,261 --> 01:01:57,501 Just tell him you're a martian. 1430 01:01:58,664 --> 01:01:59,863 He's scared silly of martians. 1431 01:01:59,865 --> 01:02:01,098 Well, that's fine. 1432 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:01,965 So am I. 1433 01:02:01,967 --> 01:02:02,866 And we're losing money. 1434 01:02:02,868 --> 01:02:04,267 Let's go. 1435 01:02:04,269 --> 01:02:07,537 We'll call you as soon as we bust the bank. 1436 01:02:07,539 --> 01:02:08,638 Don't forget. 1437 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,174 Keep your eye on him. 1438 01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:20,951 Scusi, take us to the lobby, please. 1439 01:02:20,953 --> 01:02:22,652 Pam, that is not the elevator boy. 1440 01:02:22,654 --> 01:02:24,721 This is my father. 1441 01:02:24,723 --> 01:02:26,056 I'm so sorry. 1442 01:02:26,058 --> 01:02:28,625 Pam dunstan, admiral Fitch. 1443 01:02:28,627 --> 01:02:29,793 How do you do? 1444 01:02:29,795 --> 01:02:31,094 Jason eldridge. 1445 01:02:31,096 --> 01:02:32,229 How do you do, sir. 1446 01:02:32,231 --> 01:02:33,964 And Fergie you already know. 1447 01:02:33,966 --> 01:02:35,031 Good to see you again, sir. 1448 01:02:35,033 --> 01:02:36,099 Yeah, yeah. 1449 01:02:36,101 --> 01:02:37,467 Did you get your furniture moved? 1450 01:02:37,469 --> 01:02:38,502 Sir? 1451 01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:40,137 Sounded like you dropped a small piano. 1452 01:02:40,139 --> 01:02:42,139 I'm afraid that was my fault, admiral. 1453 01:02:42,141 --> 01:02:43,373 Yeah. 1454 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:46,009 She has a habit of running into tables, sir. 1455 01:02:46,011 --> 01:02:48,078 That's a common failing. 1456 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,679 Where are you heading for? 1457 01:02:49,681 --> 01:02:51,014 The casino. 1458 01:02:51,016 --> 01:02:52,649 Fergie wants to try his luck 1459 01:02:52,651 --> 01:02:53,984 at a little roulette. 1460 01:02:53,986 --> 01:02:55,018 Yeah, we would like to invite you, sir, 1461 01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:56,219 but I understand the casino 1462 01:02:56,221 --> 01:02:57,888 is off-limits to Navy personnel. 1463 01:02:57,890 --> 01:02:59,289 Not for admirals. 1464 01:03:03,996 --> 01:03:04,961 Run along. 1465 01:03:04,963 --> 01:03:06,163 Run along. 1466 01:03:06,165 --> 01:03:07,697 Don't stay out all night. 1467 01:03:07,699 --> 01:03:08,765 Good night, dad. 1468 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:09,733 May we drop you somewhere, sir? 1469 01:03:09,735 --> 01:03:12,002 No, I'll walk down. 1470 01:03:25,851 --> 01:03:28,718 No. 1471 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,353 Gondola, signore? 1472 01:03:30,355 --> 01:03:31,188 Gondola? 1473 01:03:31,190 --> 01:03:32,889 Gondola for hire. 1474 01:03:32,891 --> 01:03:33,890 Gondola! 1475 01:03:33,892 --> 01:03:35,025 Gondola, signore? 1476 01:03:35,027 --> 01:03:36,193 Power boat. 1477 01:03:36,195 --> 01:03:37,594 Fergie, a gondola, please? 1478 01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:38,728 A gondola? 1479 01:03:38,730 --> 01:03:39,796 Who's got time for rowboats? 1480 01:03:39,798 --> 01:03:41,131 I have. 1481 01:03:41,133 --> 01:03:42,766 I'm in venice for the first time in my life. 1482 01:03:42,768 --> 01:03:44,100 There's a moon, and a man 1483 01:03:44,102 --> 01:03:46,369 who says he thinks he loves me. 1484 01:03:46,371 --> 01:03:47,337 Prove it! 1485 01:03:47,339 --> 01:03:49,739 This is going to cost us a fortune. 1486 01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:51,708 Gondola, signore? 1487 01:03:52,911 --> 01:03:55,712 Gondola, signore. 1488 01:04:15,734 --> 01:04:16,766 Where did you find this? 1489 01:04:16,768 --> 01:04:17,734 Just below, sir. 1490 01:04:17,736 --> 01:04:19,069 In the canal. 1491 01:04:19,071 --> 01:04:20,403 One of our men saw it bounce off the embankment, 1492 01:04:20,405 --> 01:04:23,073 but we couldn't tell where it fell from. 1493 01:04:23,075 --> 01:04:25,575 If there's been a slip-up in this hotel search, 1494 01:04:25,577 --> 01:04:29,779 I'll have somebody's eyeteeth for it! 1495 01:04:29,781 --> 01:04:31,348 Burford? 1496 01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:32,415 Herbie? 1497 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,583 Speak to me! 1498 01:04:33,585 --> 01:04:35,919 Sir, if that drop is to take place at 12:00, 1499 01:04:35,921 --> 01:04:37,721 I got to know where we stand. 1500 01:04:37,723 --> 01:04:39,155 Are you still here? 1501 01:04:39,157 --> 01:04:41,224 Why don't you go and write a treaty or something? 1502 01:04:41,226 --> 01:04:42,325 I hate to think what they are saying right now 1503 01:04:42,327 --> 01:04:43,660 at the American consulate. 1504 01:04:43,662 --> 01:04:45,228 I don't give a hoot what they are saying 1505 01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:46,630 at the American consulate. 1506 01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,599 It's that other consulate that worries me. 1507 01:05:48,226 --> 01:05:49,492 12, on the red! 1508 01:05:49,494 --> 01:05:50,560 Bet, professor? 1509 01:05:50,562 --> 01:05:52,028 After 12, drop will be repeated once. 1510 01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:53,597 12, 28, 35. 1511 01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:57,534 12, 28, 35. 1512 01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:59,836 There is no such a thing as a system. 1513 01:05:59,838 --> 01:06:02,472 He must lose. 1514 01:06:05,243 --> 01:06:06,543 I better go out and rent a barge. 1515 01:06:06,545 --> 01:06:08,144 I think we're going to need it. 1516 01:06:08,146 --> 01:06:10,413 Yeah well, don't forget the shovels. 1517 01:06:10,415 --> 01:06:13,450 No more bets, please. 1518 01:06:13,452 --> 01:06:14,684 35, in the black. 1519 01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,521 What's your suggestion, Dr. Eldridge? 1520 01:06:18,523 --> 01:06:20,790 11, 30, 36. 1521 01:06:25,631 --> 01:06:27,530 For the croupiers. 1522 01:06:27,532 --> 01:06:28,932 Grazie. 1523 01:06:28,934 --> 01:06:29,966 And see what the croupiers 1524 01:06:29,968 --> 01:06:31,968 in the back room will have. 1525 01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:33,370 Grazie, grazie. 1526 01:06:33,372 --> 01:06:35,038 Hope the fleet sticks around a few days. 1527 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,207 I may buy Italy. 1528 01:06:37,209 --> 01:06:39,142 11 in the black. 1529 01:06:42,714 --> 01:06:44,514 There is no such thing as a system. 1530 01:06:44,516 --> 01:06:46,850 Somewhere he has got to fail. 1531 01:06:51,323 --> 01:06:52,522 Come in, burford. 1532 01:06:52,524 --> 01:06:53,323 Come in! 1533 01:06:53,325 --> 01:06:54,624 Do you read me, burford? 1534 01:06:54,626 --> 01:06:55,725 Do you read? 1535 01:06:55,727 --> 01:06:57,394 Answer! 1536 01:06:57,396 --> 01:06:58,728 Don't be mad at me, Gladys. 1537 01:06:58,730 --> 01:07:00,263 I'm going to be all right, Gladys. 1538 01:07:00,265 --> 01:07:01,965 Gladys isn't here. I'm just a friend, 1539 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:03,233 and I'm taking care of you. 1540 01:07:03,235 --> 01:07:04,601 Would you go back to sleep now? 1541 01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:05,769 Sleep on duty? 1542 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:09,572 That's an insult to the U.S. Navy. 1543 01:07:09,574 --> 01:07:10,473 Hello, herbie? 1544 01:07:10,475 --> 01:07:12,042 This is burford ram... 1545 01:07:12,044 --> 01:07:13,076 I wouldn't use that thing if I were you. 1546 01:07:13,078 --> 01:07:14,310 Let go! 1547 01:07:14,312 --> 01:07:15,512 You don't get yourself in trouble! 1548 01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:17,847 Let go of the talkie... Now, listen to me. 1549 01:07:17,849 --> 01:07:18,948 And listen carefully. 1550 01:07:18,950 --> 01:07:21,284 I'm a martian... Do you hear me? 1551 01:07:21,286 --> 01:07:22,285 Come in burford. 1552 01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:23,586 Do you hear me? Come in! 1553 01:07:23,588 --> 01:07:26,156 Martian? 1554 01:07:26,158 --> 01:07:27,290 I was just joking. 1555 01:07:27,292 --> 01:07:28,892 I'm a lieutenant j.G.! 1556 01:07:28,894 --> 01:07:32,162 I'm one of us! 1557 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,032 Signalman Taylor here. 1558 01:07:36,034 --> 01:07:37,067 Signalman Taylor. 1559 01:07:37,069 --> 01:07:38,334 Over and out. 1560 01:07:43,241 --> 01:07:44,441 Gondola, signore? 1561 01:07:44,443 --> 01:07:45,443 Gondola? 1562 01:07:46,812 --> 01:07:47,811 To the casino, please! 1563 01:07:47,813 --> 01:07:48,813 And hurry! 1564 01:07:58,990 --> 01:07:59,989 Gondola? 1565 01:07:59,991 --> 01:08:02,092 Gondola! 1566 01:08:02,094 --> 01:08:03,827 Follow that martian! 1567 01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:06,196 Follow that martian! 1568 01:08:06,198 --> 01:08:07,297 Yes. 1569 01:08:07,299 --> 01:08:09,766 You're sure of that? 1570 01:08:09,768 --> 01:08:11,534 When? 1571 01:08:11,536 --> 01:08:12,335 I see. 1572 01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:13,503 What, what? 1573 01:08:13,505 --> 01:08:15,038 What is... American consulate. 1574 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,973 Yes, go on. 1575 01:08:16,975 --> 01:08:18,641 Right now? 1576 01:08:20,278 --> 01:08:22,445 Yes, I see. 1577 01:08:22,447 --> 01:08:24,647 I'll do what I can. 1578 01:08:24,649 --> 01:08:25,682 Roger. 1579 01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:26,683 What is it? 1580 01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:27,617 What is it? 1581 01:08:27,619 --> 01:08:28,685 Some American at the casino 1582 01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:31,788 is breaking the bank. 1583 01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:34,657 Will someone please protect me from this idiot! 1584 01:08:34,659 --> 01:08:36,726 The casino is run by the Italian government. 1585 01:08:36,728 --> 01:08:38,762 Why, the entire city of venice depends for 1586 01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:41,498 its existence on the profits from the casino. 1587 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,799 Before this night is finished, 1588 01:08:42,801 --> 01:08:44,834 there may not be a city of venice. 1589 01:08:44,836 --> 01:08:47,370 In which case, your troubles are over. 1590 01:08:47,372 --> 01:08:49,072 This game is over! 1591 01:08:49,074 --> 01:08:52,542 The table is closed. 1592 01:08:52,544 --> 01:08:54,544 Did I hear you correctly, sir? 1593 01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:56,012 Did I understand you to say... 1594 01:08:56,014 --> 01:08:57,046 You heard me correctly. 1595 01:08:57,048 --> 01:08:58,381 The table is closed. 1596 01:08:58,383 --> 01:09:00,183 You can't do that just because a fellow 1597 01:09:00,185 --> 01:09:01,551 has a little run of luck. 1598 01:09:01,553 --> 01:09:02,719 How much are we ahead? 1599 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:04,621 More or less a lousy $112,000. 1600 01:09:04,623 --> 01:09:06,489 And you want to call it quits? 1601 01:09:06,491 --> 01:09:08,158 Pretty chintzy, wouldn't you say? 1602 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,559 Yeah, I'd say. 1603 01:09:09,561 --> 01:09:11,694 Wait until they hear about this in monte Carlo. 1604 01:09:11,696 --> 01:09:13,263 Wait until they hear it in Las Vegas. 1605 01:09:13,265 --> 01:09:15,532 It is only this table that is closed. 1606 01:09:15,534 --> 01:09:17,066 You may play at one of the other tables. 1607 01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:19,202 I don't want to play at one of the other tables. 1608 01:09:19,204 --> 01:09:20,537 - Do I? - No. 1609 01:09:20,539 --> 01:09:21,337 No! 1610 01:09:21,339 --> 01:09:23,006 I want this table. 1611 01:09:23,008 --> 01:09:24,073 Very well. 1612 01:09:24,075 --> 01:09:25,542 The table will remain open 1613 01:09:25,544 --> 01:09:29,212 for exactly 15 minutes. 1614 01:09:29,214 --> 01:09:31,414 No limit on the last roll? 1615 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:35,218 No limits on the last roll. 1616 01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:36,286 What's the formula? 1617 01:09:36,288 --> 01:09:38,521 4, 19, 21. 1618 01:09:41,259 --> 01:09:43,259 Go! 1619 01:09:43,261 --> 01:09:46,596 Did you ever see this before? 1620 01:09:46,598 --> 01:09:49,098 Did you ever see this before? 1621 01:09:50,869 --> 01:09:51,668 Yes, sir. 1622 01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:52,669 Certainly did, sir. 1623 01:09:52,671 --> 01:09:53,970 Where did you see it? 1624 01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:56,406 On the fourth floor of this building, sir. 1625 01:09:56,408 --> 01:09:57,907 I was crawling all over it. 1626 01:09:57,909 --> 01:09:59,742 You were crawling all over the blinker? 1627 01:09:59,744 --> 01:10:00,577 No, sir. 1628 01:10:00,579 --> 01:10:02,278 The fourth floor, sir. 1629 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,147 Crawling. 1630 01:10:04,149 --> 01:10:05,949 Drunk as he is, I can believe it. 1631 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:07,417 He may not be drunk, sir. 1632 01:10:07,419 --> 01:10:09,118 It's possible he's been drugged. 1633 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:10,086 Yes, sir. 1634 01:10:10,088 --> 01:10:11,187 That's right, sir. 1635 01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:12,689 Drugged, sir. 1636 01:10:12,691 --> 01:10:14,157 Drugged, sir. 1637 01:10:14,159 --> 01:10:15,258 Well, start again. 1638 01:10:15,260 --> 01:10:17,093 You found this blinker tonight? 1639 01:10:17,095 --> 01:10:18,161 I certainly did, sir. 1640 01:10:18,163 --> 01:10:19,329 Where were you? 1641 01:10:19,331 --> 01:10:20,964 I was in a private suite, sir. 1642 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:22,765 On the fourth floor, sir. 1643 01:10:22,767 --> 01:10:24,033 I was out on the letch. 1644 01:10:24,035 --> 01:10:25,802 What? 1645 01:10:25,804 --> 01:10:27,737 I was in a suite on the fourth floor, sir. 1646 01:10:27,739 --> 01:10:28,938 I was out on the letch. 1647 01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:29,939 Tonight? 1648 01:10:29,941 --> 01:10:30,974 Yes, sir! 1649 01:10:30,976 --> 01:10:32,075 On the letch? 1650 01:10:32,077 --> 01:10:34,611 Yes, sir. 1651 01:10:34,613 --> 01:10:36,179 I would be a little careful what I confess 1652 01:10:36,181 --> 01:10:37,780 if I were you, sailor. 1653 01:10:37,782 --> 01:10:38,848 Well no, sir. 1654 01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:39,849 No, sir. 1655 01:10:39,851 --> 01:10:40,917 Not-not the letch. 1656 01:10:40,919 --> 01:10:43,620 On-on the letch. 1657 01:10:43,622 --> 01:10:47,123 On-on the letch, sir. 1658 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:49,225 I think he means the ledge. 1659 01:10:49,227 --> 01:10:50,827 I know what he means. 1660 01:10:50,829 --> 01:10:52,862 You found this on the ledge? 1661 01:10:52,864 --> 01:10:53,930 Yes, sir. 1662 01:10:53,932 --> 01:10:57,233 The ledge... Yes, sir. 1663 01:10:57,235 --> 01:10:58,701 Could I take a nap now, sir? 1664 01:10:58,703 --> 01:10:59,702 No, you may not. 1665 01:10:59,704 --> 01:11:01,337 No, I may not, sir. 1666 01:11:01,339 --> 01:11:02,605 Do you know who you are talking to, sailor? 1667 01:11:02,607 --> 01:11:03,606 Yes, sir. 1668 01:11:03,608 --> 01:11:04,941 Captain Fitch, sir. 1669 01:11:04,943 --> 01:11:06,042 Admiral Fitch. 1670 01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:07,043 Admiral Fitch, sir. 1671 01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:09,279 That's right, sir. 1672 01:11:09,281 --> 01:11:10,546 How's your daughter, sir? 1673 01:11:10,548 --> 01:11:11,614 My daughter is fine. 1674 01:11:11,616 --> 01:11:13,149 What do you mean how is my daughter? 1675 01:11:13,151 --> 01:11:14,851 Well, I met her tonight, sir. 1676 01:11:14,853 --> 01:11:15,919 Where? When? 1677 01:11:15,921 --> 01:11:16,920 What? 1678 01:11:16,922 --> 01:11:18,621 I don't remember, sir. 1679 01:11:18,623 --> 01:11:20,290 We drugged. 1680 01:11:20,292 --> 01:11:21,391 Well, try to remember this. 1681 01:11:21,393 --> 01:11:22,692 When you found the blinker, 1682 01:11:22,694 --> 01:11:24,661 was it in the condition that it's in now? 1683 01:11:24,663 --> 01:11:25,929 Absolutely not, sir. 1684 01:11:25,931 --> 01:11:28,031 But then, what happened to it? 1685 01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:30,767 Fell off the building, sir. 1686 01:11:30,769 --> 01:11:32,468 Right on the street. 1687 01:11:32,470 --> 01:11:33,469 Vrooom! 1688 01:11:33,471 --> 01:11:34,671 You mean you dropped it? 1689 01:11:34,673 --> 01:11:35,738 No, sir. 1690 01:11:35,740 --> 01:11:36,773 You dropped the blinker! 1691 01:11:36,775 --> 01:11:38,374 No, sir. I did not, sir. 1692 01:11:38,376 --> 01:11:40,109 It was the lieutenant, sir. 1693 01:11:40,111 --> 01:11:41,277 What lieutenant? 1694 01:11:41,279 --> 01:11:43,012 Lieutenant Ferguson Howard, sir. 1695 01:11:43,014 --> 01:11:44,213 He dropped it. 1696 01:11:44,215 --> 01:11:46,015 Lieutenant Ferguson Howard? 1697 01:11:46,017 --> 01:11:47,383 All right, let's have a little talk 1698 01:11:47,385 --> 01:11:49,018 with lieutenant Ferguson Howard. 1699 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:52,622 Get a hold of this lieutenant ferg... 1700 01:11:52,624 --> 01:11:55,358 Ferguson Howard? 1701 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,192 Yes, sir. 1702 01:11:56,194 --> 01:11:57,794 Fine officer, sir. 1703 01:11:57,796 --> 01:11:59,028 A lieutenant, did you say? 1704 01:11:59,030 --> 01:12:02,231 Yes, sir. 1705 01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:05,168 Lieutenant Ferguson Howard. 1706 01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:06,369 I know that lieutenant, sir. 1707 01:12:06,371 --> 01:12:07,870 He happens to be in my command. 1708 01:12:07,872 --> 01:12:10,840 Not for long, though. 1709 01:12:10,842 --> 01:12:11,975 Where's my barge? 1710 01:12:11,977 --> 01:12:13,209 Below, sir, at the dock. 1711 01:12:13,211 --> 01:12:14,310 Well, get the steam up. 1712 01:12:14,312 --> 01:12:15,578 We're going to the casino. 1713 01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:19,415 You too, sailor! 1714 01:12:27,525 --> 01:12:29,826 Grazie, signore. Buona fortuna! 1715 01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:47,810 There is no such a thing as a system. 1716 01:12:49,447 --> 01:12:52,582 Pay the signore once more... 1717 01:12:52,584 --> 01:12:54,384 Getting a little tiresome, isn't it? 1718 01:12:54,386 --> 01:12:55,818 Monotonous, really. 1719 01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:57,887 I've never been so bored in my life. 1720 01:12:57,889 --> 01:13:00,723 What do you say we blow this joint and take in a movie? 1721 01:13:00,725 --> 01:13:03,326 You will not be bored much longer, signore. 1722 01:13:03,328 --> 01:13:05,995 The next will be your last bet. 1723 01:13:05,997 --> 01:13:08,264 So soon. 1724 01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:09,465 Well. 1725 01:13:09,467 --> 01:13:10,700 What number should we risk 1726 01:13:10,702 --> 01:13:12,301 our money on now, professor? 1727 01:13:12,303 --> 01:13:13,970 11, 8 and 30. 1728 01:13:13,972 --> 01:13:16,072 And how much should we risk? 1729 01:13:16,074 --> 01:13:17,840 I don't know. 1730 01:13:17,842 --> 01:13:20,276 Let's not be greedy. 1731 01:13:20,278 --> 01:13:22,345 No, let's not. 1732 01:13:22,347 --> 01:13:24,580 The works. 1733 01:13:24,582 --> 01:13:27,650 Signore, do you realize, if you win, 1734 01:13:27,652 --> 01:13:29,052 how much that will be? 1735 01:13:29,054 --> 01:13:30,686 Well, I haven't figured it out to the penny. 1736 01:13:30,688 --> 01:13:32,722 But I imagine it'll be quite a pittance. 1737 01:13:32,724 --> 01:13:34,424 A pitt-pitt-pittance? 1738 01:13:34,426 --> 01:13:36,626 Pittance. 1739 01:13:37,695 --> 01:13:38,928 What are you doing here? 1740 01:13:38,930 --> 01:13:40,329 That sailor, you know that sailor? 1741 01:13:40,331 --> 01:13:42,031 Your orders were to watch him every second. 1742 01:13:42,033 --> 01:13:43,066 I did. 1743 01:13:43,068 --> 01:13:44,801 Then why aren't you with him now? 1744 01:13:44,803 --> 01:13:47,804 Because he just fell in the grand canal, that's why. 1745 01:13:47,806 --> 01:13:49,539 He woke up, and he's on the loose. 1746 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:51,340 If they get a hold of him, they might put two and two together. 1747 01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:53,409 That movie sounds like a fine idea, let's go. 1748 01:13:53,411 --> 01:13:54,544 - Come on! - I'm ready! 1749 01:13:54,546 --> 01:13:55,711 Let's not lose our heads! 1750 01:13:55,713 --> 01:13:57,180 All we've got is one roll. 1751 01:13:57,182 --> 01:13:58,414 As soon as we cash in, we head for the hotel. 1752 01:13:58,416 --> 01:13:59,482 Beau, you start now. 1753 01:13:59,484 --> 01:14:01,284 Soon as you get there... 1754 01:14:06,524 --> 01:14:08,591 Well, look who's here! 1755 01:14:08,593 --> 01:14:10,693 I see you decided to come, sir. 1756 01:14:10,695 --> 01:14:12,061 Yeah. 1757 01:14:12,063 --> 01:14:12,895 Who is it? 1758 01:14:12,897 --> 01:14:14,730 The elevator boy. 1759 01:14:14,732 --> 01:14:16,699 We've been playing a little roulette. 1760 01:14:18,303 --> 01:14:19,335 How are you doing? 1761 01:14:19,337 --> 01:14:20,770 Pretty well, sir. 1762 01:14:20,772 --> 01:14:23,206 As a matter of fact, I'm about to make a killing. 1763 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,041 That's interesting. 1764 01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:26,242 So am I. 1765 01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:29,579 On your feet, lieutenant Howard! 1766 01:14:29,581 --> 01:14:31,414 Signore, is there something I can do 1767 01:14:31,416 --> 01:14:33,249 for the United States Navy? 1768 01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:34,283 Yeah, yeah. 1769 01:14:34,285 --> 01:14:35,551 Rent me a room. 1770 01:14:35,553 --> 01:14:37,653 Where I can hold a quiet court-martial. 1771 01:14:37,655 --> 01:14:39,622 Certamente, signore. 1772 01:14:39,624 --> 01:14:40,623 Perdonne, perdonne. 1773 01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:44,927 Grazie, grazie... 1774 01:14:44,929 --> 01:14:47,930 Why wouldn't they buy me that bicycle? 1775 01:14:52,337 --> 01:14:55,271 Lieutenant, can you think of one reason 1776 01:14:55,273 --> 01:14:58,307 why you should not spend the next 20 years 1777 01:14:58,309 --> 01:14:59,408 in solitary confinement? 1778 01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,777 I think 20 years is a fair shake, sir. 1779 01:15:01,779 --> 01:15:04,847 Considering your offenses, it's charity. 1780 01:15:04,849 --> 01:15:06,582 Purloining and destroying Navy property, 1781 01:15:06,584 --> 01:15:07,884 the blinker. 1782 01:15:07,886 --> 01:15:10,186 Out of uniform, a defiance of orders. 1783 01:15:10,188 --> 01:15:12,321 Deliberately helping a sailor become drunk and disorderly. 1784 01:15:12,323 --> 01:15:13,856 I don't need any help for that, sir. 1785 01:15:13,858 --> 01:15:14,857 I can manage all right. 1786 01:15:14,859 --> 01:15:17,093 So thank you very mu... Never mind. 1787 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:19,562 Yes, sir. 1788 01:15:19,564 --> 01:15:24,700 And most important, operating top secret Navy equipment. 1789 01:15:24,702 --> 01:15:27,136 Gambling for personal profit. 1790 01:15:27,138 --> 01:15:30,540 Through the use, abuse, and prostitution 1791 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:34,644 of an electronic brain... 1792 01:15:34,646 --> 01:15:36,679 Let's make that 30 years, shall we? 1793 01:15:36,681 --> 01:15:40,249 30 years it is, sir. 1794 01:15:40,251 --> 01:15:43,319 Mr. Eldridge... 1795 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:45,188 You're not subject to Navy discipline, 1796 01:15:45,190 --> 01:15:47,190 but I'm sure I can guarantee you 1797 01:15:47,192 --> 01:15:49,358 an equally unhappy future. 1798 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,260 No doubt of it, sir. 1799 01:15:54,933 --> 01:15:57,400 And as for you lieutenant schillkraut... 1800 01:15:57,402 --> 01:15:58,534 I'm Gilliam, sir. 1801 01:15:58,536 --> 01:15:59,735 Beauregard gi... 1802 01:15:59,737 --> 01:16:01,871 As for you, lieutenant schillkraut, 1803 01:16:01,873 --> 01:16:04,840 now, y-you're just a dupe. 1804 01:16:04,842 --> 01:16:08,177 So I have decided to let you off easy. 1805 01:16:08,179 --> 01:16:09,812 From now until retirement age, 1806 01:16:09,814 --> 01:16:13,049 you will peel potatoes on a Navy garbage scull. 1807 01:16:13,051 --> 01:16:14,650 Thank you, sir. 1808 01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:17,420 Admiral, since we all know what the score is around here, 1809 01:16:17,422 --> 01:16:19,855 I think you can dispense with my presence? 1810 01:16:19,857 --> 01:16:23,359 I could have dispensed with your presence at 7:00. 1811 01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:24,961 I merely want assurance that these men 1812 01:16:24,963 --> 01:16:27,063 will receive the punishment they deserve. 1813 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,065 I shall so suggest in my report. 1814 01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:31,534 You're going to make a report? 1815 01:16:31,536 --> 01:16:33,002 I most certainly am. 1816 01:16:33,004 --> 01:16:34,604 And I shall mention them all by name. 1817 01:16:34,606 --> 01:16:37,974 My fiancee, of course, had nothing to do with it, I'm sure. 1818 01:16:37,976 --> 01:16:40,543 As for this young lady, I don't know her, 1819 01:16:40,545 --> 01:16:42,712 but she's a criminal type if I ever saw one. 1820 01:16:44,048 --> 01:16:47,049 Make sure that she's in your report. 1821 01:16:47,051 --> 01:16:49,552 Get her name right. 1822 01:16:49,554 --> 01:16:52,288 She's my daughter. 1823 01:16:52,290 --> 01:16:53,856 Your daughter? 1824 01:16:53,858 --> 01:16:56,959 Young foghorn. 1825 01:16:56,961 --> 01:16:58,694 Look, dad, let's not be silly about this. 1826 01:16:58,696 --> 01:17:00,162 You can't put Fergie in the brig. 1827 01:17:00,164 --> 01:17:01,330 No? 1828 01:17:01,332 --> 01:17:02,798 Watch me! 1829 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,367 Well, if you want a jailbird 1830 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:06,402 for a son-in-law, it's up to you. 1831 01:17:06,404 --> 01:17:07,937 What? 1832 01:17:07,939 --> 01:17:09,005 I'm going to marry Fergie. 1833 01:17:09,007 --> 01:17:10,139 And the sooner the better. 1834 01:17:10,141 --> 01:17:11,974 Julie, I don't think now is exactly the... 1835 01:17:11,976 --> 01:17:13,309 You keep quiet. 1836 01:17:13,311 --> 01:17:17,480 I was only trying to... Quiet! 1837 01:17:17,482 --> 01:17:19,782 Julie, I will not permit you to sacrifice yourself 1838 01:17:19,784 --> 01:17:22,818 for this harebrained excuse for a lieutenant. 1839 01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:25,154 It won't be any sacrifice. 1840 01:17:25,156 --> 01:17:26,856 I'll enjoy every minute. 1841 01:17:26,858 --> 01:17:31,427 Well then, let me say, I forbid you. 1842 01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:35,631 Dad, I've got to marry, Fergie. 1843 01:17:35,633 --> 01:17:39,535 And he's got to marry me. 1844 01:17:39,537 --> 01:17:41,370 Julie, think what you are saying. 1845 01:17:41,372 --> 01:17:45,074 You mean it's necessary? 1846 01:17:45,076 --> 01:17:47,943 Sorry, dad. 1847 01:17:47,945 --> 01:17:49,578 S-s-sir, she doesn't mean that. 1848 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:52,014 She's only trying... Julie? 1849 01:17:52,016 --> 01:17:53,883 You're putting a rope around my neck. 1850 01:17:53,885 --> 01:17:55,685 Sir, would you take the word of an officer and a gentleman? 1851 01:17:55,687 --> 01:17:57,019 - Where is he? - Listen, sir. 1852 01:17:57,021 --> 01:17:58,821 I swear, nothing happened tonight. 1853 01:17:58,823 --> 01:17:59,922 All we did was have dinner, sir. 1854 01:17:59,924 --> 01:18:00,790 Dinner. 1855 01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,291 And a couple of short vodkas. 1856 01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:04,126 That's all. Is there any crime against that, sir? 1857 01:18:04,128 --> 01:18:05,361 Nice going, Julie! 1858 01:18:05,363 --> 01:18:06,829 Thank you. 1859 01:18:06,831 --> 01:18:08,698 If you don't believe every word I say, sir, 1860 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:10,666 forget the 30 years, and swing me from 1861 01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:12,668 the highest yard arm, sir. 1862 01:18:12,670 --> 01:18:14,270 I'm considering that. 1863 01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:15,538 Start glowing, Fergie. 1864 01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,506 You're gonna need it. 1865 01:18:17,508 --> 01:18:19,141 Excuse me, sir. 1866 01:18:19,143 --> 01:18:21,577 I think we should discuss this calmly, and without passion. 1867 01:18:21,579 --> 01:18:23,346 I don't blame you for being upset, sir. 1868 01:18:23,348 --> 01:18:24,980 I'd be upset myself, sir, if I were in 1869 01:18:24,982 --> 01:18:26,582 the spot you're in. 1870 01:18:26,584 --> 01:18:27,850 I'm in a spot? 1871 01:18:27,852 --> 01:18:29,485 However, I think I can get you out of it. 1872 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:30,553 As I see it, sir. 1873 01:18:30,555 --> 01:18:31,554 Your problem is threefold. 1874 01:18:31,556 --> 01:18:32,988 First, your daughter. 1875 01:18:32,990 --> 01:18:34,857 Naturally you're concerned about her, and why not? 1876 01:18:34,859 --> 01:18:36,592 You can put your mind at rest, sir. 1877 01:18:36,594 --> 01:18:39,195 Because I'm going to be your son-in-law. 1878 01:18:39,197 --> 01:18:41,297 That's a comforting thought. 1879 01:18:41,299 --> 01:18:45,668 Fergie, you're an honorable man. 1880 01:18:45,670 --> 01:18:47,103 So much for your first problem. 1881 01:18:47,105 --> 01:18:47,937 Your second, sir. 1882 01:18:47,939 --> 01:18:49,538 How to overlook my crimes 1883 01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:51,207 and still preserve your honors and officers. 1884 01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:52,274 Frankly, sir. 1885 01:18:52,276 --> 01:18:54,543 That has me worried. 1886 01:18:54,545 --> 01:18:56,812 This isn't really happening? 1887 01:18:56,814 --> 01:18:57,613 No, no. 1888 01:18:57,615 --> 01:18:58,614 I-I-I'm home in bed. 1889 01:18:58,616 --> 01:19:00,683 I-I'm fast asleep. 1890 01:19:00,685 --> 01:19:02,885 Admiral, do you realize what this man is doing? 1891 01:19:02,887 --> 01:19:05,454 He's making you look like a... 1892 01:19:05,456 --> 01:19:07,857 Well, like a... Like a what?! 1893 01:19:07,859 --> 01:19:09,191 You know your duty, sir. 1894 01:19:09,193 --> 01:19:10,126 That money out there. 1895 01:19:10,128 --> 01:19:11,293 Why don't you return it 1896 01:19:11,295 --> 01:19:12,528 to the casino immediately? 1897 01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:16,499 Why don't you close your loud mouth? 1898 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:17,666 Pam! 1899 01:19:17,668 --> 01:19:19,034 We need that money. 1900 01:19:19,036 --> 01:19:22,505 If Jason doesn't get it, he may not marry me. 1901 01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:26,342 You're going to marry Jason eldridge? 1902 01:19:26,344 --> 01:19:27,877 Did I forget to mention that? 1903 01:19:27,879 --> 01:19:29,245 Yes. 1904 01:19:29,247 --> 01:19:32,181 Pam! 1905 01:19:32,183 --> 01:19:34,083 Our engagement is off. 1906 01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:36,051 I believe I prefer it that way, old man. 1907 01:19:36,053 --> 01:19:37,520 I think I'll turn this whole thing 1908 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,054 over to the fleet psychiatrist. 1909 01:19:39,056 --> 01:19:41,323 We haven't discussed problem 3, sir. 1910 01:19:41,325 --> 01:19:43,993 Let's not miss problem 3. 1911 01:19:43,995 --> 01:19:45,528 You don't seem to realize, sir. 1912 01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:46,862 Your whole naval career is teetering 1913 01:19:46,864 --> 01:19:48,264 on the brink of disaster. 1914 01:19:48,266 --> 01:19:50,499 A few minutes ago I was only in a bad spot. 1915 01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:51,834 What happened to me since? 1916 01:19:51,836 --> 01:19:54,637 Sir, out on that table is a sizable bet. 1917 01:19:54,639 --> 01:19:56,739 And if one of our numbers hits, and it will, sir, 1918 01:19:56,741 --> 01:19:58,307 there will be a fortune involved. 1919 01:19:58,309 --> 01:20:00,943 And where is half of that fortune supposed to go, sir? 1920 01:20:00,945 --> 01:20:02,211 To the Navy relief, sir. 1921 01:20:02,213 --> 01:20:04,313 That's where it's supposed to go. 1922 01:20:04,315 --> 01:20:05,881 It is? 1923 01:20:05,883 --> 01:20:07,817 You remember me telling you, lieutenant? 1924 01:20:07,819 --> 01:20:09,919 50 percent of our take earmarked for our boys 1925 01:20:09,921 --> 01:20:12,021 in the United States Navy. 1926 01:20:12,023 --> 01:20:13,622 Certainly you remember, Jason? 1927 01:20:13,624 --> 01:20:16,625 I have a wonderful memory. 1928 01:20:16,627 --> 01:20:18,694 Admiral, I don't have to lecture you 1929 01:20:18,696 --> 01:20:19,995 on the importance of Navy relief. 1930 01:20:19,997 --> 01:20:21,630 And I know you don't want to stand in the way. 1931 01:20:21,632 --> 01:20:23,265 So I think we should adjourn this meeting. 1932 01:20:23,267 --> 01:20:27,903 And go take care of our boys, in the service. 1933 01:20:27,905 --> 01:20:30,372 Sir, if you turn your back on this Navy windfall, 1934 01:20:30,374 --> 01:20:33,175 I refuse to be responsible for your future. 1935 01:20:33,177 --> 01:20:34,210 Out! 1936 01:20:34,212 --> 01:20:35,211 Everybody out! 1937 01:20:35,213 --> 01:20:36,612 Except you! 1938 01:20:36,614 --> 01:20:37,613 What are you waiting for? 1939 01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:39,114 Get out! Get out! 1940 01:20:42,887 --> 01:20:47,022 Outside! 1941 01:20:47,024 --> 01:20:49,525 Lieutenant, in my long career in the Navy, 1942 01:20:49,527 --> 01:20:50,759 I have never struck a man. 1943 01:20:50,761 --> 01:20:52,194 But the time is now ripe. 1944 01:20:52,196 --> 01:20:53,529 Take off your coat! 1945 01:20:53,531 --> 01:20:54,830 Sir, listen, think about the difference of our ages. 1946 01:20:54,832 --> 01:20:55,831 Never mind the excuses. 1947 01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:56,999 Put up your hands! 1948 01:20:57,902 --> 01:20:59,168 Sir, listen, you can't do this. 1949 01:20:59,170 --> 01:21:00,135 No, let's see. 1950 01:21:00,137 --> 01:21:01,237 Admiral, I got to speak to you. 1951 01:21:01,239 --> 01:21:02,071 Later, later. 1952 01:21:02,073 --> 01:21:03,906 Sir, it's top urgent. 1953 01:21:03,908 --> 01:21:05,641 The Soviet consul likes to know what's happening in here. 1954 01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:07,009 The whole deal. 1955 01:21:07,011 --> 01:21:08,244 They just called a press conference. 1956 01:21:08,246 --> 01:21:09,411 So? 1957 01:21:09,413 --> 01:21:11,013 They say, sir, that the United States Navy 1958 01:21:11,015 --> 01:21:12,448 has conspired through an electronic formula 1959 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:13,883 to break the bank of this casino. 1960 01:21:13,885 --> 01:21:15,484 And the Republic of Italy along with it. 1961 01:21:15,486 --> 01:21:16,886 No, that's ridiculous. 1962 01:21:16,888 --> 01:21:19,321 The exact words are, in propaganda language, 1963 01:21:19,323 --> 01:21:21,223 "looting the resources of a friendly power 1964 01:21:21,225 --> 01:21:23,626 in violation of sacred covenants." 1965 01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:28,097 Sir, they could blow this up like a balloon. 1966 01:21:28,099 --> 01:21:30,232 I hope you're a happy man, lieutenant. 1967 01:21:30,234 --> 01:21:32,067 You have now succeeded in fomenting 1968 01:21:32,069 --> 01:21:35,271 an international crisis. Single-handed. 1969 01:21:35,273 --> 01:21:37,840 Sir, there's a very simple solution to this whole thing. 1970 01:21:37,842 --> 01:21:39,008 Let me go out to that table. 1971 01:21:39,010 --> 01:21:40,276 I'll call off all the bets 1972 01:21:40,278 --> 01:21:41,277 and leave the casino. 1973 01:21:41,279 --> 01:21:42,211 For good, sir. 1974 01:21:42,213 --> 01:21:43,078 With how much? 1975 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,547 Well, I'm not sure, sir. 1976 01:21:44,549 --> 01:21:45,915 But maybe a few hundred million lire... 1977 01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:49,952 A few hundred million... you call that a... 1978 01:21:49,954 --> 01:21:51,620 You may have an idea, lieutenant. 1979 01:21:51,622 --> 01:21:53,022 Thank you, sir. 1980 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:55,257 But I am going to go you one better. 1981 01:21:55,259 --> 01:21:56,525 Yes, sir. 1982 01:21:56,527 --> 01:21:59,295 You say one of your 3 numbers is bound to win? 1983 01:21:59,297 --> 01:22:00,829 Can't help it, sir. 1984 01:22:00,831 --> 01:22:03,632 Therefore, any other 3 numbers are bound to lose. 1985 01:22:03,634 --> 01:22:05,301 That's right, sir. 1986 01:22:05,303 --> 01:22:08,470 Therefore, and hear me good, lieutenant, hear me good. 1987 01:22:08,472 --> 01:22:10,372 You are going out to that table, 1988 01:22:10,374 --> 01:22:15,044 and you are going to lose every, single million! 1989 01:22:17,348 --> 01:22:20,082 Umph. 1990 01:22:51,515 --> 01:22:52,681 What's going on? 1991 01:22:52,683 --> 01:22:53,749 Is he letting you gamble? 1992 01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:55,317 He insists on it. What? 1993 01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:56,518 I thought he was going to court-martial you? 1994 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:57,586 He is. 1995 01:22:57,588 --> 01:22:59,154 Go ahead, lieutenant. 1996 01:22:59,156 --> 01:23:00,823 Let's have no foul-up. 1997 01:23:00,825 --> 01:23:05,260 Sit down! 1998 01:23:05,262 --> 01:23:07,229 Don't you have a report to write up? 1999 01:23:07,231 --> 01:23:08,964 No, I have decided against it. 2000 01:23:08,966 --> 01:23:10,065 After all, in a few weeks, 2001 01:23:10,067 --> 01:23:12,101 they are going to give me Rome. 2002 01:23:12,103 --> 01:23:13,369 When I finish my report, 2003 01:23:13,371 --> 01:23:16,472 you'll be lucky to get Liechtenstein. 2004 01:23:19,143 --> 01:23:20,843 Are we ready to gamble? 2005 01:23:20,845 --> 01:23:22,077 If you can call it that. 2006 01:23:22,079 --> 01:23:24,713 Your numbers are 8, 11 and 30. 2007 01:23:24,715 --> 01:23:25,714 Is that correct? 2008 01:23:25,716 --> 01:23:26,749 Correct. 2009 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:28,283 All set, Fergie? 2010 01:23:28,285 --> 01:23:29,385 Change of numbers. 2011 01:23:29,387 --> 01:23:30,419 What? 2012 01:23:30,421 --> 01:23:31,487 What? 2013 01:23:31,489 --> 01:23:33,889 I want 9, 16, and 2. 2014 01:23:33,891 --> 01:23:35,157 You want what? 2015 01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:36,058 What? 2016 01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:37,092 Will you stop saying what? 2017 01:23:37,094 --> 01:23:38,127 Just switch the bets. 2018 01:23:38,129 --> 01:23:39,928 For Pete's sakes, why? 2019 01:23:39,930 --> 01:23:41,163 Yes, signore. 2020 01:23:41,165 --> 01:23:42,331 Why? 2021 01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,966 Your system has broken down perhaps? 2022 01:23:43,968 --> 01:23:46,068 Look, I'm making a simple request. 2023 01:23:46,070 --> 01:23:49,705 I want this on 9, I want this on 16, and I want... 2024 01:23:49,707 --> 01:23:51,573 No, no changes! 2025 01:23:51,575 --> 01:23:52,608 The bets have been placed. 2026 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:53,876 It is too late. 2027 01:23:53,878 --> 01:23:55,411 - Now, wait a minute! - No waiting! 2028 01:23:55,413 --> 01:23:56,445 Spin the wheel. 2029 01:23:56,447 --> 01:23:57,446 Hold it! 2030 01:23:57,448 --> 01:23:58,647 Want a riot? A riot? 2031 01:23:58,649 --> 01:23:59,648 This could start a war. 2032 01:23:59,650 --> 01:24:01,684 Now you listen to me... No! 2033 01:24:01,686 --> 01:24:03,052 You listen to me? 2034 01:24:03,054 --> 01:24:04,687 I said there is no such a thing as a system, 2035 01:24:04,689 --> 01:24:05,688 and I will prove it. 2036 01:24:05,690 --> 01:24:06,855 Start the ball. 2037 01:24:06,857 --> 01:24:08,323 And no tricks, 2038 01:24:08,325 --> 01:24:11,260 carbieri, watch every move of the signore? 2039 01:24:11,262 --> 01:24:12,628 Every move. 2040 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:16,532 The ball is spinning. 2041 01:24:16,534 --> 01:24:18,033 The winning number is 2042 01:24:20,838 --> 01:24:22,771 9, 27, and 30. 2043 01:24:22,773 --> 01:24:23,972 All bets are off. 2044 01:24:23,974 --> 01:24:25,207 All bets are not off. 2045 01:24:25,209 --> 01:24:26,742 Number 30 wins! 2046 01:24:29,146 --> 01:24:31,413 Those chips belong to the casino. 2047 01:24:35,953 --> 01:24:39,488 Gentlemen... Now, please... 2048 01:24:44,128 --> 01:24:46,495 You listen to me, old eldridge. 2049 01:24:46,497 --> 01:24:48,464 Money or no money... Yeah, sure. 2050 01:24:48,466 --> 01:24:49,565 Bets or no bets, 2051 01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:51,233 you're going to marry me, do you hear? 2052 01:24:51,235 --> 01:24:53,969 If you don't, my father will have you stuffed! 2053 01:24:53,971 --> 01:24:57,539 So that's the way it is, is it, Harvey? 2054 01:25:02,513 --> 01:25:04,046 Signalman Taylor here. 2055 01:25:04,048 --> 01:25:07,783 Seems to be some excitement over at the casino. 2056 01:25:11,288 --> 01:25:14,056 Arrest that man! 2057 01:25:34,378 --> 01:25:35,978 Take me to a blacksmith shop. 2058 01:25:35,980 --> 01:25:37,012 In venice, sir? 2059 01:25:37,014 --> 01:25:38,614 What for? 2060 01:25:38,616 --> 01:25:39,715 Good heavens, sir! 2061 01:25:39,717 --> 01:25:41,216 Who's responsible for this? 2062 01:25:41,218 --> 01:25:43,519 That's my future son-in-law. 2063 01:26:07,178 --> 01:26:08,877 Beau, it's all right. 2064 01:26:08,879 --> 01:26:10,312 We're married. 2065 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 138795

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