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All right, Malcolm,
be careful up there.
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Well, don't worry,
Dad. I got him.
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I'm not worried about
Malcolm.
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I'm worried about
my lights.
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Those are
practically new.
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I bought them
on my honeymoon.
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Yeah, which is why
every year,
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I get shocked
by these janky wires.
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It's called
Christmas tradition.
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Okay, Marty, it's time
for a moment of truth.
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Plug 'em in.
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Uh...
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first can I grab
some rubber gloves?
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You know, I don't want a repeat
of last year.
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Would you
stop crying?
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Your mustache grew back.
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Okay, here we go.
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Ha, ha!
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One.
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Two.
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Hey, Merry
Christmas, guys.
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Ah, thank God.
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Hey, Dave, what's with the hat
and the scarf, man?
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- It's 80 degrees.
- Yeah.
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You keep all that on, you're
gonna roast your chestnuts.
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I'm just trying to get
into the Christmas spirit.
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You know, in Michigan,
we'd be having snowball fights,
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going sledding,
building snowmen.
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- Boy, do I miss it.
- That's right. Last year,
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you guys spent Christmas
in Kalamazoo.
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And boy, do I miss it.
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Yeah. W-We went back
because of my mom.
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But this year,
we decided to stay here.
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Again, because of my mom.
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I just wish it felt a little
more Christmasy out here.
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Hey, it's plenty
Christmasy out here.
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I mean, just yesterday,
Crackhead Victor tried
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to sell me a dime bag
of mistletoe.
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Uh, you know, Dave,
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if you want
to feel Christmasy,
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uh, why don't you do the honors
and plug in our lights?
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Oh, man, I'd love to!
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Okay, well,
now hold on.
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Now, Dave, those shoes
do have a rubber sole, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, then light 'em up!
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Here we go.
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Damn, Dave,
you broke my lights.
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And those were
practically new.
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All I did was plug 'em in.
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Yeah,
but you probably didn't...
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Hey, uh,
don't-don't worry, Dad.
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Your mustache
will grow back.
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♪ Welcome to the block ♪
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♪ Welcome to the neighborhood ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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♪ Welcome to the hood ♪
Season 02 Episode 11
Title : "Welcome to the Scooter"
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Ah.
Hey, Santa.
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You know,
you're the only black man
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that can sneak
in people's houses
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and everybody's cool
with it.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Heads up.
I'm coming in hot!
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Whoa.
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Black Santa, meet White Dave.
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What's cracking, Kringle?
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What's with the scooter?
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It's Grover's Christmas present.
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They're sold out
everywhere. I had to go
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- to six different stores to get one.
- Oh.
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That reminds me
of when the boys wanted
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a Tickle Me Elmo
for Christmas.
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How many stores
you go to?
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None. They could tickle
each other for free.
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All right, well,
I better go hide this
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before Grover
and Gemma get back
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from having their picture
taken with Santa.
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- Oh, you didn't want to go?
- No.
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I already got mine.
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I see someone didn't open
their e-mail.
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Can I lick the beaters?
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Sweetie,
the batter has raw eggs in it.
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You could make yourself
sick.
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Are you just saying that so
you can keep them for yourself?
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Fine, but I get the one
with more on it.
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Hey, Gemma,
where are you, girl?
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In the kitchen!
Quick, hide these.
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There's not enough
batter for all of us.
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Hey, what are
you guys...?
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There's none left!
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Hey, Tina.
What's up?
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Well, I came by
to grab those old toys
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for the charity drive
at church.
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I'll be damned
if I let Loretta Banks think
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she's a better Christian
than me.
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Oh. They're right here.
Awesome.
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Hey, those are mine.
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Yeah,
but if you don't get rid of your old toys,
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there won't be enough room
for Santa to bring you new ones.
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Well, if it's for the kids.
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So, what are
you guys making?
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Gingerbread men.
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Oh.We make them
every year.
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It's our mommy-son
tradition.
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Aw, I miss when my boys were
little. We used to dress up
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in our Christmas sweaters
and make ornaments
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out of Popsicle sticks
and dry pasta.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it was, until the year
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that Malcolm crammed macaroni
up Marty's nose.
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Was he okay?
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Oh, yeah. He whistled
when he slept for a while, but,
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you know, as soon as he caught
a cold, he sneezed it right out.
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- Well, thanks again for these.
- You're welcome.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
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I know you two are holding
out on that batter.
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And Santa does, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Hey, Calvin! Something
terrible happened.
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I know. I saw
your picture with Santa.
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You were way too big
to be sitting in his lap.
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No, I was robbed.
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Somebody broke into my garage
and took Grover's scooter.
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Whoa. Are you sure?
May-Maybe Gemma moved it.
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No, there was a broken window,
and they ransacked the place.
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My spring sweater collection
is all over the floor!
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So we won't be looking
for anybody in a pink V-neck.
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I can't believe that somebody
would do something like this
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right before the
holidays. I mean,
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what kind of Christmas spirit
do people have around here?
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Okay, hold on now.
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Every neighborhood has
a few knuckleheads.
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I mean, doesn't mean
we don't have Christmas spirit.
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Yeah, well, all I know is,
I don't have a gift for Grover.
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And he doesn't even have
a brother he can tickle!
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Okay. All right,
all right, just relax.
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I think I know where we can go
to get your scooter back.
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Where?
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The barbershop.
It's where everybody
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in the neighborhood goes
to get information.
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It's like Black Google.
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It's how I found out
Queen Latifah was my cousin.
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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What's all this?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Popsicle sticks,
yarn, macaroni.
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It's back...
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Christmas quality time
with Mom!
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No, man. We are
way too old.
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She wouldn't really
expect us to be...
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There are
my sweet babies.
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Who's ready
to make ornaments with Mommy?
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- We are.
- We are.
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Yes!
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So what's the plan
when we get in there?
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Squeeze 'em 'till
we get the juice?
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What?
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You know, put the screws
on 'em 'till we get the 411.
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Why are you talking
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like a gangster
from the Disney Channel?
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Since everyone in there
already knows you,
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I figured you'd be good
cop, I'll be bad cop.
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Okay, all right,
first of all,
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if we want anybody
to help us around here,
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don't say the word "cop."
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And second,
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we got to handle this delicately,
all right?
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Nobody wants
to be labelled a snitch.Okay.
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So, what do you
want me to do?
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Nothing. Just lay back
in the cut like a Band-Aid.
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Got it.
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What does that mean?
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It means, just
sit back and chill
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while I find out
if anybody knows anything.
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Okay. What if no
one's willing to talk?
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Dave, come on.
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These are decent, stand-up guys
that want to do the right thing.
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Plus, if they don't,
I got dirt on all them fools.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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- Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin.
- Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, uh, listen up, y'all.
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My man Dave here...
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Oh, we're losing time!
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I want answers,
and I want 'em now!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm coming out the cut!
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Now, no one is
leaving this room
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until I find out who
took my son's scooter!
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Starting now!
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All right, now listen up. Some
sticky-fingered dirtbag broke
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into my garage and disappeared
my kid's Christmas present.
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So one of you canaries
better start singing
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real quick!
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Look, what Bugsy Malone
is trying to say
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is that he got robbed
last night,
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and we could use some help.
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Sorry, Calvin.
I haven't heard anything.
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How about y'all?
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Okay.
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I see how it is.
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I'll play your little game.
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Somebody talk,
or I'll mess up his hairline!
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Dave, stay away
from Randall's fade
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before you get
your ass whupped.
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Look, we all connected
to the streets.
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Somebody in here
heard something.
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I heard something. See, Dave?
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Black Google... the World Wide
Web of nosey people.
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What you got, Trey?
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Okay, word is,
James is cheating on his girl.
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What's that got
to do with it?
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I don't know.
I just don't like James.
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Come on, guys.
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This is a kid's Christmas
present we're talking about.
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This is not how we do things
around here.
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I mean, Que,
every Christmas Eve,
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you give away free haircuts
to the homeless.
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And Trey, how many bikes
have we put together for kids
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so they can have something
under their tree?
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Seventy-five.
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76 if you count mine.
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Exactly.
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'Cause in this neighborhood,
we take care of each other.
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Especially during
this time of year.
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So one of you wise-apples
better spill the beans,
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or I'm cracking skulls!
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If nobody talks,
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I'm leaving him here.
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Yo, yo, Calvin,
come here.
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What's up?
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All right, look.
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Now you ain't heard this from me,
but I have a colleague
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that's in the same line
of business as myself.
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Oh, so, a hustler
that sells stolen stuff?
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That's hurtful...
but not untrue.
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Anyway, if anybody's got
your scooter, it's him.
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This is where
you can meet him.
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All right, got it.
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All right, come on,
Dave, let's go.
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Right behind you.
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Oh, and, uh...
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I didn't mean to be so tough
with you guys.
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Sorry if I scared anybody.
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♪ That time of year ♪
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♪ Has come again... ♪
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I thought you said you got
rid of these sweaters.
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I tried, man.
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But for some reason,
they wouldn't burn.
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Okay, I made some hot cocoa,
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just the way
you used to like it.
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Aw.
250
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,698
This is ridiculous.
251
00:10:46,786 --> 00:10:49,409
I know. There aren't even
any marshmallows in here.
252
00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:54,097
Okay, so let's see how
your ornaments are doing.
253
00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:56,120
Ooh, Malcolm.
254
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,210
You've got the googly-eyes
on your reindeer
255
00:10:58,311 --> 00:10:59,443
centered perfectly.
256
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,190
Yeah.
257
00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:04,503
Now that I'm not six,
I'm not eating the glue, either.
258
00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,683
Oh, Marty, what are you
spelling out with your macaroni?
259
00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,294
Oh, uh, it says,
260
00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:10,862
"Help."
261
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,565
As in "Santa's little helper"?
262
00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:17,144
Sure.
263
00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:20,409
Okay, Ma,
you know what?
264
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,831
This has been fun,
but I think I am done.
265
00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:23,964
Yeah, Mom, me, too.
266
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,300
W-W-Wha... No.
W-We're just getting started.
267
00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:27,551
You haven't finished
your ornaments
268
00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,433
or made the popcorn string
for the tree.
269
00:11:29,637 --> 00:11:31,640
Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's
tuff we did when we were kids.
270
00:11:31,727 --> 00:11:33,468
Yeah, we're too grown
for this.
271
00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:34,933
Well, says who?
272
00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:37,401
Says the man wearing
a Christmas crop top.
273
00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,323
Okay, fine.
274
00:11:44,419 --> 00:11:45,667
I mean, if you're too grown
275
00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:46,980
to spend time
with your mother,
276
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:50,347
I'll just go somewhere where
they have Christmas spirit.
277
00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:52,143
Merry Christmas, Mrs.
Butler.
278
00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,886
Ah, shut up.
279
00:11:56,839 --> 00:11:58,884
Oh, man,
she is mad.
280
00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:00,822
Yeah, I know.
281
00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:02,065
We really screwed up.
282
00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,237
Yeah.
283
00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:04,870
Hey, you gonna
drink your cocoa?
284
00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:08,144
You touch my cocoa and you're
getting a macaroni up your nose.
285
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,659
This is ridiculous.
286
00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:16,198
Jeremiah said the guy would
meet us here over an hour ago.
287
00:12:16,341 --> 00:12:19,126
Right. Because guys who hang out
in back alleys
288
00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:22,440
selling stolen goods
are known for being punctual.
289
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:24,640
Help!
290
00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,182
Help me, please.
291
00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:29,023
Somebody just ran off
with my donation bucket.
292
00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:32,331
See that? Even Santa
gets jacked around here.
293
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,893
C-Can one of you
please call the police?
294
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,589
Oh, yeah.
I-I got you, Santa.
295
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,346
Never mind.
296
00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:41,735
Looks like you're good.
297
00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,207
They're not cops!
Open up!
298
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,998
You're the guys
we've been waiting for?
299
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,174
That's right.
300
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,603
Welcome to Santa's workshop.
301
00:13:00,925 --> 00:13:02,207
Oh,
look, Grover,
302
00:13:02,295 --> 00:13:04,324
you made a little
gingerbread family.
303
00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:05,449
Yeah.
304
00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:08,409
This is me, this is you,
and this is Dad.
305
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,109
Aw. And who are you making
over there, Tina?
306
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,207
Two ungrateful sons.
307
00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:17,840
Not so grown without your legs,
are you?
308
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,590
Why don't we lay off the eggnog
for a little bit?
309
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,863
You would think
I deserve one afternoon.
310
00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:28,105
Between the two of them,
36 hours of labor.
311
00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:30,978
And Marty was born
with that pumpkin head.
312
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,410
Hey.
That was my dad.
313
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:36,457
Don't worry, sweetie.
314
00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:38,590
We'll bake your father
a new head.
315
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,847
I'm sorry, Gemma,
I'm trippin'.
316
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,676
It's okay.
We all trip sometimes.
317
00:13:44,764 --> 00:13:46,497
You know, it's just,
when your kids are little,
318
00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:49,488
you don't realize some
traditions don't go on forever.
319
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:52,660
I know, but at least
you have those memories.
320
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,996
Do you really want to ruin them
for the three of you?
321
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,551
And us.
322
00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:01,308
Mm. Show me which
cookie is you again.
323
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,051
I'm still hungry.
324
00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:08,762
So what are you
gentlemen interested in
325
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,051
this holiday season?
326
00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:12,105
Electronics? Jewelry?
327
00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,785
Maybe a pet?
328
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,158
You got animals in there?
329
00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:19,699
Not at this location.
330
00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:22,605
But I can have a kangaroo here
in 20 minutes.
331
00:14:22,976 --> 00:14:25,363
I'm not interested
in kangaroos.
332
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,014
At least not right now.
333
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,910
I'm looking for
a stolen scooter.
334
00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:31,591
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't use
335
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,051
the word "stolen" around here.
336
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,972
Santa's on probation.
337
00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:36,597
We're done here.
338
00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:38,004
H-H-Hold on, hold on.
339
00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,615
What-What my friend meant
340
00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:41,829
is that we're looking
for a scooter
341
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:46,105
that may have recently
fallen off Santa's sleigh.
342
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:48,769
Okay.
343
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,992
You're in luck.
344
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,238
I just got one in
this afternoon.
345
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,457
Hold on.
346
00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,215
I think it's in
"sporting goods."
347
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,543
See, Dave? I told you
we'd get your scooter back.
348
00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:01,965
Great.
349
00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:04,511
I have to buy back a scooter
that I already paid for.
350
00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:06,570
Look, I hear you.
351
00:15:06,729 --> 00:15:09,176
But won't it all be worth it
on Christmas morning
352
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:10,816
when you see the look
on Grover's face?
353
00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,605
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
354
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,129
What is that?
355
00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:17,363
It's your scooter.
356
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:20,316
Every kid wants one of these.
357
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,082
Are you kid... Santa,
that is not my scooter.
358
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,355
All right, Dave,
it's not the exact one,
359
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:30,316
but Grover will never grow out
of this one.
360
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,957
You know, I knew this was
a waste of time.
361
00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:35,480
All right, look.
362
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,972
We'll just go back
to the barbershop...
363
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,660
No, Calvin,
it's Christmas Eve,
364
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,504
and I don't have
a gift for my son.
365
00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:42,386
No more barbershops,
366
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,867
no more sketchy alleys,
367
00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:46,886
no more Santas and
their stolen kangaroos.
368
00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:50,308
Hey, I came by
those kangaroos honestly.
369
00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:52,988
Hey, uh...
370
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:56,293
Just window shopping here,
but much would one
371
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:59,121
of them mid-size marsupials
go for?
372
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:08,589
Oh, hey, boys.
373
00:16:08,894 --> 00:16:11,074
You know, I just
wanted to, um...
374
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,163
What are you doing?
375
00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:15,371
Finishing up
our ornaments.
376
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,707
Yeah. See?
377
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,261
"We're so" what?
378
00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,527
Oh, uh, it's supposed to say
"We're sorry"
379
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:24,824
but I lost circulation
in my arms and I had to stop.
380
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:28,222
You know what?
381
00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,200
I'm the one who
should be sorry.
382
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,801
You're right,
you're both adults,
383
00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:35,424
and I shouldn't force you
to do what you don't want to.
384
00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:38,457
Mom, it's not that we don't like
celebrating Christmas with you.
385
00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:40,895
Yeah, but maybe we can figure
out some new traditions.
386
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:44,730
Ones that are more age
and, uh, size appropriate.
387
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:47,455
Like what?
388
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:49,558
I don't know.
We could go down to Ernie's bar,
389
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:51,019
do a little Christmas karaoke.
390
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:52,457
Oh, that sounds good to me.
391
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,183
Well, you know, I wouldn't
mind a holiday cocktail.
392
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:59,168
Gemma's eggnog
is all egg and no nog.
393
00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:03,322
Okay, so what do you say?
394
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,897
Do we have a new tradition?
395
00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:06,644
I would love that.
396
00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:08,323
Well, all right.
Let's do it.
397
00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:09,557
Come on.
Let's go.
398
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,988
- Yeah.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
399
00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:12,554
Let me get these scissors.
400
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,127
I got to cut off
those tight-ass sweaters.
401
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,026
I'm sorry, Dave.
402
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,250
I really thought this would
have ended differently.
403
00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:26,276
I mean, you with
your scooter back,
404
00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:29,035
and me with a pet I could box.
405
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,479
Yeah, I'm just disappointed.
406
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:34,913
Yeah, me, too.
407
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:36,467
I really wanted to help make
408
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,909
Grover's first Christmas here
special.
409
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,205
Oh, hey, it's the
guys from the shop.
410
00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:46,307
Hey, fellas.
What y'all doing here?
411
00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,213
We came to bring you this.
412
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,416
Oh, it's my scooter.
413
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,893
Yeah, we tracked it down
after you left the shop.
414
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:55,252
Yeah, Calvin, we heard what
you said about the holidays.
415
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,534
Yeah, it made me think back
416
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,374
to that year when
the neighborhood chipped in
417
00:17:58,461 --> 00:17:59,854
so I could spend Christmas
with my family.
418
00:17:59,941 --> 00:18:02,260
- Oh, yeah.
- That bail wasn't cheap.
419
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,225
Like you said, Calvin,
420
00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:05,589
we got to look out
for each other,
421
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,151
especially this time of year.
422
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:09,354
Well, all right.
423
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,479
I don't want to overstate it,
424
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,284
but looks like
I saved Christmas.
425
00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:19,065
Oh, man, I-I don't know how
I can thank you guys.
426
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:21,068
This is the best gift
a guy could get.
427
00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,909
Merry Christmas, Dave.
428
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,190
Eh, so where'd you guys
get this?
429
00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:29,174
Oh, now, Dave,
that is one question
430
00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:31,010
Black Google won't answer.
431
00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:35,471
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
432
00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:43,877
Hey, Dave,
come on outside!
433
00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:47,700
Whoa, snow.
434
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:49,643
Like back in Michigan.
435
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,759
Calvin, what is all this?
436
00:18:52,854 --> 00:18:54,108
I told you, I wanted to make
437
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:55,801
your first Christmas here
special.
438
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,354
Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina.
439
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:01,979
Hey, what'd you guys
end up doing last night?
440
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,588
Well, we started a new
Butler Christmas tradition.
441
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,065
Yeah. Karaoke, drinking,
442
00:19:06,153 --> 00:19:09,088
and finding out
Mom is great at darts.
443
00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:11,995
Yeah, she's not just great,
she's a hustler.
444
00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:13,643
She took me
for almost 50 bucks.
445
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:15,557
Ooh. Well, you're the one
446
00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:18,651
- who said you were a grown-up.
- Take it like a man.
447
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,190
Calvin, this is amazing.
448
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,224
W-Where'd you get
the snow machine?
449
00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,190
Well, after you got
your scooter back,
450
00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:28,791
I paid another visit
to Santa's workshop.
451
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,065
The kangaroos
were all sold out,
452
00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:32,729
so I got this snow machine.
453
00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:38,096
Thanks, buddy.
454
00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:39,719
Merry Christmas.
455
00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:41,268
Merry Christmas, bud.
456
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:44,651
So what do you say?
Snowball fight?
457
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:45,740
Ah, no.
458
00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,369
That's for the kids, man.
459
00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:48,675
All right.
460
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:54,776
Hey.
461
00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:57,901
What can I say?
I'm a kid at heart.
462
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:03,708
♪ This Christmas, fireside's ♪
463
00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:07,289
♪ Blazing bright ♪
464
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,198
♪ We're caroling ♪
465
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,096
♪ Through the night ♪
466
00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:16,602
♪ And this Christmas
will be ♪
467
00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:19,915
♪ A very special Christmas ♪
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468
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,527
♪ For me... ♪
469
00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:26,504
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