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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
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the biggest night for any
bride, besides the wedding,
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was the bachelorette party.
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Lashes were curled, hair was crimped,
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sashes were sashed...
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all to make it a night that the
bride-to-be would never forget.
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Guys, it's so sweet you went
to all this trouble for me.
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Really? 'Cause you said if we didn't,
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you'd "never forgive us."
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And then you said, "If you're
going to go to the trouble,
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do everything I say."
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Still, so sweet.
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We totally went all-out.
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I even packed us a naughty bag
of bachelorette nastiness.
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Check it out, girlfriend.
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Oh, n-n-n-never!
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Bar, you need to chill.
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All we're doing is going
for a little fondue
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and a lot of karaoke.
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Where there's music, there's dancing.
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Will there be dancing
in a group setting?
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- Someone tell me.
- What's happening?
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As bridesmaids, you
are legally obligated
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to form a protective dance
wall around the bride-to-be.
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I thought our job was to,
like, catch the bouquet
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and hook up with a random hot cousin.
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Wrong! Now, everyone fall
into anti-grinding formation.
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Let's practice.
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Hey, I'm a local townie
looking for a good grind.
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Uh-oh. They're playing "Safety Dance."
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But this is not safe.
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Honestly, it's going to be fine.
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Then you leave me no choice.
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Attention!
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I shall throw my own
wild bachelor party.
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- Cool.
- Really?
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- I trust you.
- Well, you shouldn't.
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You should. You're never
gonna do better anyway.
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Agreed. Time to go tell my best man
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to plan a gnarly bachelor party
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and also pick my best man.
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♪
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Adam, it's recently come to my attention
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that I need a best man,
and I've made my choice.
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Naked Rob, right?
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He's the heart and soul of the JTP.
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No, dummy.
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It's you, 'cause you're my brother
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and you mean the stupid world to me.
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What?
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Stop.
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Don't make this all weird and tearful.
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I-I just can't help it.
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It's just such a
wonderful moment for us.
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No! Don't you dare feel deep emotion,
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'cause then I'll feel it, too!
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[VOICE BREAKING] I just...
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I have a brother who loves me so much.
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It's true.
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We got to do man stuff fast.
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We can battle on my official
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"Over the Top" arm-wrestling table.
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[VOICE BREAKING] I'm gonna
break all the little bones
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in your little bird hand.
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Do it... right now.
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Be Stallone. Go over
the top and pin my arm.
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Oh, no!
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Now we're just holding hands
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and staring into each
other's teary eyes.
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Your fingers are so
gently entangled in mine.
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It's like you're my
missing puzzle piece!
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I don't know where I stop
and where you begin!
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No!
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If you cry tears of love,
then I'll cry tears of love.
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Oh, no! I hear crying.
I've got my first-aid kit.
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What's wrong?
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Barry asked me to be his best man!
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- Oh, sweet God, no.
- I love this boy.
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[VOICE BREAKING] I need to hug you
both as tight as I can right now.
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- Hold me in your arms.
- Ohhhh.
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[ALL SOBBING]
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was December 5th, 1980-something,
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and my mom was dropping us off at school
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in my dad's crappy old car.
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At least, she was trying to.
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Goldbergs, you're up. Unlock and unload.
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Mwah, mwah. Go.
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Be the amazing, delicious
boys I birthed you to be.
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Damn it!
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You know this door doesn't
open from the inside.
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You got to get out and open it.
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Goldberg, Goldfarb, let's hurry it up.
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Damn it, just get out on Adam's side.
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Daah!
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The door's bungee-d shut
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'cause Dad slammed it too
hard after the Eagles lost.
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- Oh, poop!
- [HORN HONKS]
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No, you don't get out. They get out.
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If I don't get out, they can't get out.
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I'm sorry. I had to take
Murray's car today.
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I don't need your
backstory, Norman Mailer.
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- Just get 'em out.
- Damn it, Murray!
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All right, we got a two-minute limit.
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You're gonna have to
circle back around. Next!
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I am not getting back in that line.
Look at how long it is.
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It's that long because of you!
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Mom, let us out!
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Boys, just climb out the
window. Go, go, go!
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[HORN HONKING]
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Schmoopie, no! Don't go headfirst!
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I got to see what I'm landing on.
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I don't want to get a gravel rash.
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All right, this circus
act is unacceptable.
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Oh, no! My glasses!
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Forget 'em. You got four other senses.
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Wait. My Toaster Strudel.
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I'll drop it off later.
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It's fine. I'll just
"Dukes of Hazzard" it.
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Oh, Barry, no. Do not "Dukes
of Hazzard" the window.
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Too late!
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[GROANS]
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You need a new car.
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Ah, again with this?
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My car works just fine. Tell her, Bill.
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This kind of feels like one
of those lose-lose situations
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I'd rather not be involved in.
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Too late. You're going with us.
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You're gonna be a bad influence
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and goad him into spending some money.
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How about this? We compromise.
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I replace the door handle,
and boom! Everybody wins!
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Forget the door handle.
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You've been driving the same
car since our first date.
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So it's got sentimental
value. You get it.
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You're getting a new car.
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♪
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- [THUD]
- Hey!
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Time to talk bachelor party, best man.
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Last night, I taped a movie off
Cinemax starring Tom Hanks
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that forever changed my life...
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"Bachelor Party."
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My dad said that movie
was a raunchy shlockfest
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that celebrates the
lowest form of comedy.
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Your dad knows his stuff.
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It is brilliant, and I want
it to be the blueprint
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for my zany bachelor party.
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What exactly do you mean by "zany"?
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I'm talking about a giant
rager in a hotel suite
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with sketchy babes,
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unruly Japanese businessmen,
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and a beer-guzzling
mule that passes out.
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That sounds very adult.
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Exactly!
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Everyone's saying I'm just a dumb kid
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who's stupidly getting married.
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But this party will
prove I'm a dumb adult
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who's stupidly getting married.
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That logic kind of tracks.
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Thank you, David Kimberly.
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You think "Kim" is short for "Kimberly"?
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I'm certain of it.
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Get to party planning, boys.
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No pressure, but my whole
marriage depends on it.
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Don't worry. I will not rest
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'til I throw you the bachelor
party in "Bachelor Party."
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[CHEERING]
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You can't throw him this bachelor
party in this movie, man.
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- You can't do it.
- I know, Dave Kim.
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There's so much bad language
and full-frontal shenanigans.
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I know, Dave Kim!
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Why would boyishly lovable Tom
Hanks agree to be in this?
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He's done. He'll never work again.
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I know, Dave Kim!!
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Barry said his marriage hinges on this!
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What are you gonna do, bro?!
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I don't know, Dave Kim. I don't know.
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That day, the only thing harder
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than throwing Barry a bachelor party
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was getting my dad to buy a new car.
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Howdy, folks. Welcome to
Calabasas Family Auto.
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Hey, I'm gonna kick things off
with a friendly ice breaker.
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Are any of you guys cops?
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- No... ?
- Perfect!
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Hey, this handsome young guy looks like
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he's looking for
something sporty, right?
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- Not even a little.
- Okay.
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- Please don't touch me.
- Sounds like a plan.
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Actually, I dragged him here.
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He needs a new car.
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Well, I can tell just
from the look of you
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that you only settle for the best.
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- Am I right?
- You are not.
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Save your spiel for the other suckers.
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I'm just here for a new handle.
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Murray, look at me
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and hear the words of a woman
who was banned from carpool...
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you're getting a car today.
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Any car. I don't even care
what it is at this point.
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My God, Mur-man!
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You're such a cheap bastard,
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your wife has completely given up
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and letting you get
whatever car you like.
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No, no. Now, let's respect
your sensible pal
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and his sensible choices.
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Allow me to show you to
our finest door handles,
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which are just past the
luxury sports cars.
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Don't let them seduce you.
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Ah, let me make this easy on you, okay?
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No, no, no...
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never.
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In that moment, my dad
would ask a question
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that would change the course of history.
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What's that?
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That, my friend, is the Bitter.
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It's Austrian. So very rare.
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Kind of looks like a Ferrari.
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- I really loved those as a kid.
- Come on, Murray.
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For once in your life,
just treat yourself.
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And what a treat!
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Hey, Mur! Individual seat heaters!
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You know what they call that?
"The marriage saver."
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Maybe if I had these bun toasters,
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I'd still be married. [LAUGHS]
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Who am I kidding?
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We had separate bedrooms,
only said hi in the hallway.
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But come on!
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Ah, [BLEEP] it!
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Aw, don't let your sad pal sell you
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on this marvel of modern engineering
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that happens to go from zero to
60 in only 8.1 seconds flat.
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That is fast.
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That's because there's a V-6 engine
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and 210 horses under the hood.
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That's a lot of ponies running wild.
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I call 'em ponies, too, and
nobody ever gets that.
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I'm starting to think that
this thing is meant to be.
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She is a beauty.
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So? What do you think?
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Do we have ourselves a sale?
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Here's the thing.
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I'm a simple man.
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I-I don't need fancy things.
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I just need, uh...
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a new door handle.
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Fine. Follow me to Parts.
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So close.
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Disappointed!
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And so, my dad's car troubles were over.
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Little did he know, my mom
was about to switch gears.
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♪
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Morning, sunshine.
257
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What the hell did you do?
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You may refuse to treat yourself,
259
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but I can still treat you.
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Oh, you should see the
look on your face.
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[CHUCKLING] Seriousl...
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Hey, don't shut the door on me.
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It's the Ferrari of Austria, Murray!
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Lose yourself in luxury!
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Damn, Murray, take the car!
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Meh!
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BARRY: Okay, best man.
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Take us through my epic
adult-man bachelor party.
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TOGETHER: Adult-man bachelor party!
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Strap yourselves in, boys.
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First, we kick it off at
the Willow Grove Mall
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with a fun night of Skee-Ball and more
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- at Challenges Arcade.
- Question.
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Does the "more" include
nudity and/or keg stands?
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TOGETHER: Nudity and/or keg stands!
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It does not.
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But it does include
unlimited tokens, air hockey,
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and a private party room
featuring a Cookie Puss cake.
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Question.
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In this said private party room,
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will there also be a stolen Porsche
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and/or a drunk donkey?
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TOGETHER: And/or drunk donkey!
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No. But fear not,
285
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'cause I did book us a mini-horse
286
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that we can pet and be
like, "Look! A mini-horse."
287
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,400
Dude! I asked for a
crazy rager fit for men.
288
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You're just throwing me a
lame kid's birthday party.
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Maybe that's 'cause I am a kid.
290
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Then I hereby fire you as best man
291
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and demote you to regular man.
292
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No. Please don't make me just regular.
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JTP, you're my new best man.
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- TOGETHER: New best man!
- Adam, vacate the presenting area.
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Let's hear it, boys. What do you got?
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Bro, if you want an
adult-man bachelor party,
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then we are gonna go extreme!
298
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I say we kick off the
night in a badass arcade
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with some high-octane Skee-Ball!
300
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High-octane. Now we're talking.
301
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Followed by some extreme
arcade gameplay,
302
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totally balls out and wild!
303
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That is balls out. You guys just get it.
304
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Then we kick it up to the max
with a monster mini-horse
305
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and a no-holds-barred cake made
of insanely cold ice cream!
306
00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:56,380
- This is insane. All of it.
- Dude!
307
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,920
They just said the exact
same stuff as me,
308
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,280
only they're shouting and
using fancier adjectives.
309
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- Sorry.
- Nailed.
310
00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,730
- Yeah. We're kids, too.
- Fine! Adam's best man again.
311
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,819
- No!
- Damn it!
312
00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,199
Dude, this is an emotional
roller coaster.
313
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,870
How hard is it to throw me
a gnarly bachelor party
314
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that proves I'm a gnarly
adult ready for marriage?
315
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:15,270
Honestly, none of us can throw
you that kind of party.
316
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,820
But lucky for you, I know a guy
who specializes in gnarly.
317
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And that guy was none other
318
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- than our party animal uncle, Marvin Goldberg.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
319
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:26,979
I heard somebody's in the market
for a gnarly bachelor party.
320
00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:30,150
Now, tell me, on a scale from 1 to 10,
321
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how gnarly?
322
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- 6?
- 8.
323
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,770
I heard 6 and 8. That's 14.
324
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Out of my way, boys!
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Turns out, it was gonna be
326
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- a big, gnarly mistake.
- Yeah.
327
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,460
Even though my mom treated
my dad to a new Bitter,
328
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,600
it just made him more bitter than ever.
329
00:10:43,630 --> 00:10:46,130
I mean it, Bevy. I'm
returning that damn car.
330
00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:49,140
The last thing I need is
the Ferrari of Austria.
331
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Sure you do.
332
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,920
Those people make a quality product.
333
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,910
They gave us the boomerang
and Crocodile Dundee.
334
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,940
It's Austria, not Australia.
335
00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,950
My God. Just... let
me handle this, okay?
336
00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:02,379
Murray, please. Just take
the Bitter for a spin.
337
00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,440
Look! I got you driving gloves.
338
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,800
I don't want to wear
gloves while I drive.
339
00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,140
What am I? The Equalizer?
340
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,039
Come on, Murray. Sporty new gloves
341
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,400
for your sporty new car.
Just drive the thing.
342
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,720
Oh, I'll drive the thing...
343
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,630
right back to that shyster's car lot.
344
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,820
At least, that was my dad's plan...
345
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,560
- [HORN BEEPS]
- ... until this happened.
346
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,470
- What?
- Like the car. What is it?
347
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,486
- It's a Bitter.
- Never seen one. Where's it from?
348
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,840
Austria. Very rare.
349
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:27,340
Kind of looks like a
Ferrari. Love those cars.
350
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:28,800
Yeah, Ferraris are okay.
351
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,360
Yeah. Well, thanks for
letting me look at it.
352
00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:35,220
Yep. That first car compliment
made my dad feel pretty good.
353
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,850
And by the tenth, he was riding high.
354
00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,840
Hey. What kind of car?
355
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,190
Uh, it's a Bitter.
356
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,620
Austrian. Very rare.
357
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,740
At first, I thought it was a...
358
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,330
Oh, Ferrari. Yeah. It gets that a lot.
359
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,059
Also, Austria isn't the place
with the boxing kangaroos.
360
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,770
That's Australia.
361
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,680
See? I'm growing, too.
362
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,840
You know, it's funny. When I drive it,
363
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:59,060
I feel like I'm standing
out, but not in a bad way.
364
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,040
Murray, do you feel special?
365
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,250
Yeah. I-I guess. I-I do feel special.
366
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,550
You are special,
367
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,300
and for once in your life,
you deserve special things.
368
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:10,680
Ah, screw it! I'm a Bitter man now.
369
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,880
Yep, that crazy foreign car
370
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,620
made something even crazier happen...
371
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,260
it made my dad start to
embrace feeling special...
372
00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,340
- [ENGINE REVS]
- ... for about 10 seconds.
373
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,600
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
374
00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:24,330
[ENGINE SPUTTERS, STOPS]
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00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:29,870
[HORN BLARING]
376
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:34,880
Gentlemen, thanks for coming
to Barry's bachelor party.
377
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,400
[LAUGHTER]
378
00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:39,440
Adam, cue the mind-blowing visuals!
379
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,220
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
380
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,190
Philadelphia, known
for the Liberty Bell,
381
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:45,350
South Street,
382
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,660
and the world's greatest cheesesteaks.
383
00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:51,190
But tonight, none of that
matters not one damn bit.
384
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,290
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- What?
385
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,860
But you made me go around the city
386
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,130
taking photos of that stuff.
387
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,880
It's for dramatic effect, man...
388
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,220
which I achieved.
389
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,310
Because tonight, there's only
one landmark that matters...
390
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,020
Delaware County's wildest dance club,
391
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,860
- Pulsations!
- [MUSIC RESUMES]
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00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,460
ALL: Whoa!
393
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:13,850
We're talking 6,000-square-foot
dance floor,
394
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,420
wall-to-wall babes,
395
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,620
lasers, smoke machines,
396
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:20,620
giant speakers that guarantee
permanent hearing loss,
397
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:24,600
and a sentient party robot
that came to get down.
398
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,660
Seriously? They have a party robot?
399
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,510
- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
- Little fun fact... it's the same robot
400
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,260
they cast in "Rocky IV"
as Paulie's robo-butler.
401
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,050
- Ooh! Ooh!
- Ooh! Ooh!
402
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,300
And now, in your envelopes,
403
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,310
you will find Binaca
spray, Mexican pesos,
404
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,480
anti-venom, and fake IDs.
405
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:44,120
Sweet! I'm a 65-year-old organ
donor named Enzo Pinetti.
406
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,439
George P. Shultz?
407
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,349
Isn't he, like, Secretary of State?
408
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,996
Yeah... maybe you want
to tuck your shirt in.
409
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,990
Philippe Tallahassee? Sounds
totally made up, bro.
410
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,300
Not as made up as Abner Q. Cheeseburger.
411
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,330
Of German descent. It's
perfectly plausible.
412
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,530
Yeah, okay. This whole night
sounds a little intense.
413
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,640
Trust me, Cheeseburger. You'll be fine.
414
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,830
If not, the safeword is "apricot."
415
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,770
- Thanks, but no, thanks.
- I'm going home.
416
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,900
Guys, this terrifying
journey to adulthood
417
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,770
is exactly what I need.
418
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,570
Just like Tom Hanks in "Bachelor Party,"
419
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,640
this will finally get
me ready for marriage.
420
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,520
Now we're starting to
make some good decisions.
421
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,550
Okay, now let's go over what to expect
422
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,670
in the VIP room at ♪ Pulsations! ♪
423
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,000
BARRY: Yes!
424
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:22,800
- [GROANING]
- Apricot! Apricot!
425
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,690
Help! What? N-No!
426
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,790
Yeah, this thing's never driving again.
427
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,960
Never? Like never ever?
428
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:32,190
Yeah. Not sure if you know this.
429
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:34,760
This is a Bitter... Austrian, very rare.
430
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,530
Yeah. We're aware.
431
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,799
- Can't you just fix it?
- Well, I mean, here's the thing.
432
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,740
If you have a car there's only one of,
433
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,050
I mean, it ain't easy to get parts.
434
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,540
There's legitimately
none in this country.
435
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,240
So, what you're saying is,
436
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,540
I splurged on something nice for myself,
437
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,540
and the very next day,
it's broken forever.
438
00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:54,980
Yeah, that's exactly the case.
439
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,140
Your fault!
440
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,720
No! I saw the way you were
looking at the Bitter.
441
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,220
You wanted the Bitter.
442
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:01,990
You're a Bitter man, remember?
443
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,290
I am a bitter man.
444
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,359
I'm bitter to have a
broken car in my driveway
445
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,200
mocking me for the rest of my life.
446
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,220
Angry!
447
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:11,580
While my dad was accepting his fate,
448
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,700
- Barry was ready for his destiny.
- [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
449
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,880
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450
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:22,420
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451
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:26,670
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452
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,280
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453
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,740
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454
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,940
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455
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,240
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456
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,840
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457
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,420
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458
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:44,740
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459
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,420
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460
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,940
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461
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,400
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462
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,840
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463
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,240
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00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,300
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465
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,520
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466
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,410
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467
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,000
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468
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:11,180
_
469
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,660
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470
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:16,380
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471
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,280
_
472
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,200
Dude! Where are you going?
473
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,810
Anywhere but here.
474
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,260
But I gave you exactly what you wanted.
475
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,780
I...
476
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,110
I thought I wanted it, but...
477
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:33,080
all it made me realize is I'm
not ready for any of it.
478
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:38,180
♪
479
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,479
After the Bitter had broken,
480
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,850
it left my dad bitter and broken.
481
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,300
Can you believe that woman?
482
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,679
"Treat yourself, Mur."
483
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,640
Who says that to a husband? Who?
484
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,800
Dear Lord! This is so infuriating,
485
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,640
it makes me wanna punch a wall.
486
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,040
Aw, pal, I really
appreciate the support.
487
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,040
Wait, you think I'm on your side?
488
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,060
Aren't you?
489
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,850
No! You make me want to
punch a wall, not her!
490
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,979
You're my best friend.
491
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:02,039
You're supposed to blindly
agree with anything I say.
492
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,400
No. Beverly is a saint.
493
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,220
Last I heard, my wife is
somewhere in the Southwest.
494
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,460
That's not even a state.
495
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,230
That's just a region of the country.
496
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,800
I can't get her on the phone.
497
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,630
There's not even an area code.
498
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,280
I ate a banana for dinner
three times last week.
499
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,680
When I don't brush my
teeth, nobody cares.
500
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,870
We all got stuff.
501
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,940
Not you.
502
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,740
Your wife cooks for you,
she appreciates you.
503
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,240
She wants you to be happy.
504
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,580
My wife is a ghost in the wind.
505
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:31,350
Sometimes I talk to an old sock
of hers when I feel lonely.
506
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,850
So, you're not gonna side
with me on this, are you?
507
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,050
Hell no!
508
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,020
And you're gonna make this right for us.
509
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,500
Now, if you'll excuse me,
510
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,220
I'm gonna go home and peel my dinner.
511
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,996
- [THE CARS' "JUST WHAT I NEEDED" PLAYS]
- It finally dawned on my dad.
512
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,440
He had a wife who would do
anything to make him happy.
513
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,830
As for my brother, when
it came to marriage,
514
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,800
he didn't know what to feel.
515
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,880
Got you some Cookie Puss, buddy.
516
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,240
Forget it. Party's over, dude.
517
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,070
Look.
518
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,940
♪ 'Cause when you're
standing oh so near ♪
519
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,310
You may have hated your adult party,
520
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,750
but that doesn't mean you're
not ready to be an adult.
521
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,120
Of course it does.
522
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,620
I mean, look at me. I
haven't grown up at all.
523
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,580
Well, I may be the least
mature human on the planet,
524
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,260
but the one thing I know
525
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:16,600
is that the way you
love and treat Lainey,
526
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,430
that's as grown-up as it gets.
527
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,699
Thanks, Ad Rock. Means a lot.
528
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,200
Just doing my job as best man.
529
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,670
You're more than my best man.
530
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,900
You're the best brother
a guy could ask for.
531
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,970
Come on! We agreed no feelings
or crying or hugging.
532
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,210
No, seriously.
533
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,810
You really did throw me
534
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,350
the bachelor party of my dreams...
535
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,060
even if it was a total nightmare.
536
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,480
Well, it doesn't have to be.
537
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,090
Come on. The bachelor party's over.
538
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,660
Didn't you learn
anything from Tom Hanks?
539
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,800
The party's over when we say it is.
540
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:52,230
♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪
541
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,750
So, at the end of the
day, Barry never got
542
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,960
the wild bachelor party
he thought he wanted.
543
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,079
Instead, he got a night
he'd never forget.
544
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,470
'Cause the truth is,
545
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,570
just when you think you're
ready for the next level,
546
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,100
it's okay to just be in the
moment and have a little fun.
547
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,080
Sure, that might not
be right for everyone,
548
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:11,350
but for my brother, it
was just what he needed.
549
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,020
♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪
550
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,050
♪ Just what I needed ♪
551
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,540
Uh, I-I hope you don't mind.
I need to use the car.
552
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,390
Sorry. I got to make the returns.
553
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,160
You also...
554
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,559
♪ Just what I needed ♪
555
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,060
... didn't get to go on a picnic.
556
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,860
Murray, what are you doing?
557
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,200
I'm just trying to make
things right with us.
558
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,930
And Bill. Uh, don't ask.
559
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,170
But why? You were right.
It was my fault.
560
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,119
I'm the one who forced you into the car,
561
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,520
thinking it would make you happy.
562
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,740
Look.
563
00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:39,380
I don't need nice things to be happy.
564
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,510
I've already got the nicest
thing in the world...
565
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,640
you.
566
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,910
Aww, Mur.
567
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,420
Yeah, my mom and dad may not
have always seen eye-to-eye,
568
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,820
but what really mattered
569
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:52,290
was that they had each other's backs.
570
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,680
That's the thing about the people
571
00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:55,220
we choose to spend our life with.
572
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,840
In the end, they're all
we need to get by.
573
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,630
And, when it came to
that busted-down Bitter,
574
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,260
it really did sit in
our driveway forever.
575
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,370
But it didn't matter,
576
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,999
because every time my dad saw it,
577
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,940
he was reminded that he already
had the greatest gift of all...
578
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,000
a person to spend his life with.
579
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,960
["JUST WHAT I NEEDED" CONTINUES]
580
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,759
_
581
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,949
♪
582
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,920
_
583
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,520
- [DING!]
- _
584
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,780
- [DING!]
- _
585
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,100
Off-campus lunch is a go, boys.
586
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:30,580
We've got 36 minutes
587
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,710
to make it to Jim's Steaks and back.
588
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,820
Let's ride.
589
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,350
Wait. I thought your dad
sold his crappy old Tercel.
590
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,690
He bought it back 'cause
his new sports car
591
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,790
was even crappier than this crap box.
592
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,960
Uh, bro, the door won't open.
593
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,990
That's 'cause it's been
permanently busted.
594
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,550
You just got to "Dukes of Hazzard" it.
595
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,280
- [GRUNTS]
- ALL: Ooh!
596
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,500
Need more of a head start.
597
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,020
- [ALL GASP]
- Took my eye off it.
598
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,770
- [ALL GROAN]
- Who moved the car?
599
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:56,000
J...
600
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,040
T...
601
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,980
- P!
- TOGETHER: JTP?
602
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,199
- General Lee!
- Okay.
603
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,200
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