Original subtitles

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- Your enemies have you in their grasp.

Now think.

Your next move could be your last.

[all grunting]

- [frustrated sigh]

- [grunting] - [panting]

- [shrieks] - Yes, yes, you're getting it!

- [grunting] Hmm.

[cell phone bleeping]

- Wait. What are you doing?

- I am looking up

how to get us out.

- Oh-ho-ho! Great thinking, Donnie.

- No! That is not what ninjas do.

- Got it!

We just need to push forward to trigger the release.

And...voilà.

[all grunt]

- Oh! - Ah!

- Ninjas need to be able to think

their way out of a problem.

- We did with our phones. - [groans]

- What if you don't have your phones?

- Who took our phones?

- No one, they just,

uh--they just stopped working.

- What's the point of even living then?

[whimpering]

- That is it!

We are going to the woods!

- The what?

[ominous music]

- [inhales] Ahh.

You hear that?

That is the sound of no phones.

[cell phones bleeping]

[growling]

Give me those!

[whooshes]

[grunting]

[growling]

You will come back better ninjas or not at all!

- He'll be back.

Right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's gonna turn around right...he's gone.

- I need my phone, and my phone needs me.

We can't survive in the woods!

- That's why I'm here.

Hey-hey! Ho-ho!

Ha-ha! Hey, guys.

all: Todd?

- How'd you get here?

- We drove up together...

in your tank, like, ten minutes ago.

[cell phones bleeping]

We're gonna learn knot tying,

berry picking, sun blocking,

and learning to be best friends.

You don't remember this?

all: Uh...

- Duh. both: No.

- Welcome to Todd Scouts,

where fun meets wilderness survival skills.

- I don't think I'm gonna make it.

- Guys, if we run,

we can still catch Splinter.

[ropes whip]

- That is a triple leg snare knot,

a Todd Trap.

Knots are how you make

two ropes into friends.

[bodies thud]

Now let's get learning.

Survival lesson one: food.

We have none.

So what would you eat?

Wrong, wrong, wrong... - Eh?

- You're terrible. Stop!

Never eat those. You hear me?

Those are no-no berries!

Don't forget. [laughs]

Lesson two: shelter.

When looking for the perfect shelter,

make sure it has protection elements

and a water source for drinking.

[majestic music]

♪ ♪

[muffled] Who's hungry?

Lesson three: fire,

nature's stove.

Lesson four: where am I?

Is what you might say if you're lost.

A Todd Scout navigates by the sun.

- When is he gonna teach us how to survive boredom?

- Psht. Up here.

I got something to show you,

but you gotta ditch Todd.

- We can't. Once he gets through

all this boring stuff, he's bound to get

to the good stuff.

- Okay, now you guys are in for a treat.

- See? - Wild animal calls!

[quacking]

[chittering]

[barking]

Okay, that's domesticated.

I fooled you guys, all right?

[quacking] - We're in.

Leo. - On it.

- [laughs]

- [roaring] - Todd, buddy.

Wow, you've been working out.

Listen, I think we're ready to take this up a notch.

How about we show you what we can do alone?

- Fantastic.

Go be a Todd. [sniffles]

[bell chimes]

- I couldn't take it anymore,

being away from the world, technology,

my sweet, sweet phone.

So I built--behold Donnie Town!

Also known as Donnie-Opolis,

Donnie Estates, Park Le Donnie, Donistan,

Notre-Don, or Donstantinople.

I still haven't landed on one.

[funky music]

[squeaking]

♪ ♪

[whirring]

♪ ♪

- Now this is camping.

- Todd Scouts, not for us. - Agreed.

- Boredom survival tip number one: ditch Toddy.

- [gasps] - Hmm?

- You ditched me?

What even is this place?

[sniffles]

Well, I guess you guys have

advanced past survival to betrayal.

- It's not what it looks like.

- Well, now you're probably too cool

for my Todd Scouts Lemonade Especial,

and it's made with extra...love.

[sobbing]

Oh! [grunts]

Let me fix that.

Sorry you got caught up in this.

There you go.

[sobs]

[body thuds] [grunts]

[wailing]

- Ugh, we really beefed this good.

We should probably go apologize.

- All we need to do is explain

it's not Todd we don't like.

It's just everything he stands for.

- Help! [cries]

- Hey, what do you think those guys are doing to Todd?

[tires screech]

- No! He's been Todd-napped!

- How are we supposed to find him

if we don't even know where we are?

Where's my phone?

- They probably took him

back to their campsite, wherever that is.

- I mean, it's gotta be near water,

because, lesson two: shelter should be near water.

That's it. They're at the river.

What is happening? Did you hear that?

I actually learned something!

- Hey, look at us.

We don't even need our phones

for this one super specific mission.

But in general, and I cannot make this clear enough,

I need my phone.

- Hey.

Let's use everything Todd taught us

and go save him!

[rousing music]

[whistling bright melody]

all: Todd Scouts!

[rips]

- All right, let's roll.

Shut it down, boys!

[squeaking]

[explosion booms]

[clatters]

- His teeth are massive, Doctor.

- Yes, they are, Doctor.

They're beautiful.

- What kind of doctors are you?

- We're dentists who have a particular interest

in collecting rare and exotic teeth,

and we've got you now, Sasquatch.

[laughs menacingly]

- Are we sure this is a Sasquatch, Doctor?

He's pretty small. - Oh, who cares?

His central incisors will look amazing

on my trophy wall.

[laughing]

- You guys seem like really good friends.

I want you to cherish that.

I had friends once, but I...

[sniffles] I bored 'em away.

[sobs]

Do what you want to me! - Okay, enough.

This squatch is really bumming me out.

- Painfully ripping his tooth from the root

will cheer you up, Doctor.

- [sighs] You know me so well.

Suction!

[tool sucking]

[gasps] Oh, the Nature Force found us.

Cavity stations, men. Floss the perimeter!

[tense music]

[tool cocks] I'll go left. You go right.

Come back with a bicuspid or don't come back at all.

[eerie music]

- Ah!

- Two down, three to go. Mikey, how's part two coming?

- It's ready.

Watch and see why

they're called no-no berries.

- [gasps] [stomach growls]

[both belch, yell]

- Now to get Todd. Scouts, on me.

[stealthy music]

- Clear over here. both: Clear.

- 0% opaque.

♪ ♪

[thuds]

- Todd, are you okay?

Oh, you look terrible.

- No, I'm fine.

Just--just go, leave me.

- Todd, I'm really sorry my brothers said

those terrible things about you,

and again, it was just them, not me.

- Why don't we leave the apologies to the pro?

Todd, you're our friend,

and we should never have been such jerks to you.

We're really, really sor-- - Apology accepted!

You really are good at that. Wow!

[engine revs]

- Surprise!

[dramatic music]

Tooth Fairies--ah!

Get me that squatch.

- Are these guys dentists?

- Run! - [screams]

- [laughs menacingly]

Those big, beautiful buckteeth trophies are mine!

[laughs menacingly]

- Ah! My arm!

I'm hit!

[tense music]

- Huh. [groans]

- Ugh.

- They are firing numbing darts,

which is totally on brand.

[speech slurring] No one get hit

by the numbing darts.

- [gasps]

- Leave us, Todd, save yourself.

- A Todd Scout never leaves a fellow Todd behind.

On your six, Todd leader!

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- Where is he? Sasquatch!

- [sighs] - Where are you?

- Don't worry about us, Todd.

We've got shelter and food and--

- And I've got this canteen of Todd's Lemonade Especial

for drinking.

- Wait. My lemonade?

Bingo! Stand back!

This is gonna get wild!

[gulping]

[grunting]

[exciting rock music]

Lemon rush!

♪ ♪

[growls]

[birds squawking]

[engine revs]

- [gasps] - What is that?

- [chittering]

- [laughs]

[exciting rock music continues]

[all screeching]

- [growls]

Lemon rush!

- The true power of the Sasquatch.

- [grunts]

[all screeching]

- [chittering] - Ah!

- [yelps] - [screeches]

- Tooth Fairies, retreat!

[car clangs]

[zaps]

[dramatic music]

[both shriek]

- [growls]

- Ah! Oh!

Ah!

[all chittering]

- Todd's magnificent.

[ethereal music]

[reindeer grunts]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] - Hup. Gotcha.

- Thanks.

Well, I'm sure you guys wanna get back

to your phones so you don't have to pretend

to be Todd Scouts anymore.

- Pretend? Who's pretending?

- Yeah, I wanna learn how to cut rope with my teeth.

[roars]

[thunder cracks]

[caws]

[thunder cracks]

- Ooh, that snaggletooth.

[glass shatters]

I must have it.

[dramatic musical flourish]