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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,372 [ Static ] 2 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:09,177 [ Organ music plays ] 3 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:12,850 ♪♪ 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,820 [ Rifle cocks ] 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,649 [ Seatbelt clicks ] 6 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:22,355 ♪♪ 7 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,260 [ Squeaking ] 8 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:30,532 ♪♪ 9 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,834 -My turn. -Hell no. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,695 Hey, man, let me drive that thing! Come on! 11 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,104 Don't touch the trim! 12 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,865 We see Dougal County as a destination for people 13 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,778 to fill up on gas when they're en route to 14 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,210 far more interesting places. 15 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,875 But as long as you're stopping to drop a deuce, 16 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,924 why not take in a minor league baseball game 17 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,890 at the future home of 18 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:55,419 The Dougal County Flying Pecan Logs?! 19 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,555 Distribute the hats, Glenn. 20 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,562 Pecan logs are a bedrock of our local economy. 21 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,225 -That looks like a turd. -Winged Pecan turds?! 22 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,025 Jesus, Glenn! Just give me back the hats. 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,196 Those are wrong. Those are the wrong hats. 24 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,735 Look, if we're going to relocate 25 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,899 our single-A ball club to Dougal County, 26 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,968 we're gonna need a name with more zip, 27 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,606 more spunk, more fire in its belly. 28 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,953 Absolutely! Sure, I get it. 29 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,048 You want a better team name. We'll do that. 30 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,450 Look, the stadium is done. 31 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,582 It's taxpayer funded. Just give me the money! 32 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,947 Hey, what is that thing? What? Who? What thing? 33 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,416 Over there punching the trash can. 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,655 You son of a bitch! I'll kill yo' ass! 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,090 No, no, Daddy! Stop it! He's said I'm a fool! 36 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,426 [ Hisses ] Oh, that's just 37 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,561 a local half-wit. 38 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,255 And belive me, I'm being very generous 39 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,327 with the amount of "wit" I've afforded him. 40 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,496 And that's indigenous to the region? 41 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,904 Unfortunately, yes, 42 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,965 until I get the tax rate up to where I want it. 43 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,414 Now who's a damn fool? 44 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,809 -[ Hisses ] -I'll kill you, bitch! 45 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,811 The Dougal County Ornery Mud Squids. 46 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,184 I like it. It's golden. 47 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,183 -Trademark it. -Fine. Slap him on the hats 48 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,945 if you want! Just give me the money! 49 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,253 Do you think you're the only swindle 50 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,815 I have on my schedule today? 51 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,363 Early: "The Horny Mud Squids"? 52 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:04,459 It's my private, personal business if I'm horny or not. 53 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:07,762 And if I'm horny, I'll tell you on a hat of my own choosin'! 54 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,025 Like this one here. 55 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,002 And there's times when I ain't horny 56 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:13,001 'cause there's times when I can't get it up. 57 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,203 And, you know, I'll wear a hat for that, too. 58 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,696 It's "ornery", Daddy, not "horny." 59 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,037 I control the narrative! 60 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,441 My personal sex life 61 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,343 is none of you or your ball team's hat's business. 62 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,476 How are people gonna know how big my pecker is 63 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,982 holding such a small gun? 64 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,883 And five teeth? What am I -- a damn game show host, 65 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,976 flossin' all day long in my lounge chair? 66 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,888 You misappropriatizin' my culture, 67 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,160 and I ain't about to stand for it! 68 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,659 How about I just give you a job? 69 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,490 Oh, yeah, I-I'll take a job. That'd -- That'd shut me up. 70 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,197 I do have a couple years experience in tube steak peppery 71 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,660 and corn dog stickification. 72 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:46,227 No, you-you'll go nowhere near anything edible, 73 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,737 but I do have a position you are uniquely qualified to fill. 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,470 Hell, yeah! Do what I love, and the money will follow. 75 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,906 And I love drinkin', fightin', and effin' in the "B." 76 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,183 Whoo! 77 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,481 Only two of those will be allowed. 78 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,382 Drinkin' and effin' in the "B" it is. 79 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,484 No. No B's are to be effed during the workday. 80 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,147 Whoo! I'm gamefully employed, baby! 81 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,716 Let me just post this out to social media right quick. 82 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,856 [ Tapping ] 83 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,192 That's a bathroom tile. 84 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,597 Oh, is that right? 85 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,858 Well, do they make monogrammed belt-clip holsters 86 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,197 for bathroom tiles? 87 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,272 Apparently you do. Damn right I do. 88 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,371 You got to fake it 'til you make it. 89 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:26,113 Aw, shit! I passed on a protection plan. 90 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,539 Well, well, guess who got him a G-O-B -- job? 91 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,277 Oh, hoo! Is that a new gun? Damn straight. 92 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:35,553 Well, I'm inclined to believe your pecker is humongous 93 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,253 on account of how big your gun is. 94 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,886 No seven-day waiting period, 95 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,220 no mental health evaluation. 96 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,755 They gonna let me shoot at people, too! 97 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,390 I can finally achieve my darkest fantasy. 98 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,626 And five teeth! Ohh, la la! 99 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,902 Looks like they have a good dental plan. 100 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,231 That's what I'm sayin'! I finally failed upwards. 101 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,097 Shh! Daddy, it's a deer. 102 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,735 [ Gun cocks ] 103 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,240 [ Grunts ] 104 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,212 Damn cotton slugs. 105 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,910 What kind of job dresses you like this? 106 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,282 I'll show you. 107 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,751 What are you -- like a toddler medium, or something? 108 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,909 -Ooh! -Ohh, ho, ho! 109 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,547 You put them shirts on now. 110 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,122 Now, you let everybody know that you with the nitwit! 111 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,461 Squiddy the Nitwit! Yeeee-haw! 112 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,728 Crowd: Nitwit! 113 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,798 Nitwit! 114 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,629 Nitwit! 115 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:27,804 Announcer: The nitwit's about to get lit. 116 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,335 Boom! 117 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:33,140 Whoo-hoo! If this gun was real, y'all would all be dead! 118 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,583 Ha ha! -Uh-oh! 119 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:38,008 Squiddy is telling the Savannah Sunfish, 120 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,445 "Git off my land!" 121 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,651 Give me the pills! I need the damn pills! 122 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:46,323 Announcer: Ain't no stoppin' when the nitwit's oxy-trottin'. 123 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,824 -I want that damn pill! -Uh-oh. 124 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:52,986 The nitwit's gone and lost his mind again. 125 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,756 Is it under 1, 2, or 3? 126 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,156 [ Crowd shouting suggestions ] 127 00:04:57,197 --> 00:05:00,167 Sorry, the nitwit's mind is gone forever 128 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,770 due to a lifetime of alcohol abuse. 129 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,544 -Nitwit! -Everybody, rip you a switch 130 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:11,854 'cause it's time to Rile The Nitwit"! 131 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:15,449 Hey, don't you rile me now. Ow! I'm gettin' riled. 132 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:18,823 Ow! Whoo! I got riled, and I'm wild! 133 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,522 Hell yeah, baby! Whoo! 134 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:23,664 So, this is your job -- runnin' around playin' a nitwit? 135 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,461 Ha ha! Listen to the jealousy. 136 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,533 You want me to sign them boobies, little girl? 137 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,161 Aah! Oh, yeah. She'll be back. 138 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,526 Stop poking me! I got some dignity here. 139 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,065 Well, you can poke me all the hell you want. 140 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,300 Ow! I don't need no damn dignity 141 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,505 because I'm super...famous, baby! 142 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,338 Whoo! Ow! They just made a statue of me. 143 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,544 Ow! Just what the hell have they ever done 144 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,035 to celebrate your achievements? Ow! 145 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,506 Well, it ain't a statue, Daddy. 146 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,845 It's a bobblehead, and it makes you look like a dumbass. 147 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,250 I told them repeatedly my head ain't that big 148 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,552 compared to my body, and my neck ain't this loose. 149 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,345 Daddy, they got you having sex with a goat. 150 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,818 I'm not attracted to goats! 151 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,526 Hell, that's supposed to be a sheep. 152 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,388 Let me text that sumbitch in marketing. 153 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,357 [ Tapping ] Ooh! Damn. 154 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,495 You're making us all look like a bunch 155 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,930 of dumb, inbred fools, Daddy. 156 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,734 You just jealous 'cause I hit the big-time! 157 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,567 How many boobies you gonna sign today? 158 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,542 Ow! I got more fame now than you can shake a stick at! 159 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,272 Ow! Stop shaking that stick at me! 160 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,706 The rally's over, damn it! 161 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,882 Thanks, Nitwit. 162 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,409 I was trying to blow your damn head off! 163 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,620 Randy's excited about going to the baseball game 164 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,220 with his daddy. You guys get special box seats? 165 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:28,622 Oh, we ain't goin' inside. We're going outside to protest. 166 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,786 Come on, Rusty. It's exciting. 167 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,194 Plus, your daddy ain't been stalking me once 168 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,526 since this home stand. 169 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,562 Startin' to feel kind of neglected. 170 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,727 Daddy's a nitwit. 171 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,765 Poke the nitwit. Tammi, what the hell? 172 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,470 I told you I felt about this. Randy is half-squid. 173 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,713 Yeah, we're not advertising that right now. 174 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,538 Squids have dignity! We're not nitwits! 175 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,035 We're real-ass creatures with real-ass problems! 176 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,077 Ow! Thanks, Nitwit. 177 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,381 I'm not a nitwit. 178 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,922 You know, I know the nitwit personally. 179 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,648 He came out of my vagina. 180 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,424 --What the? -This is the original 181 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,252 nitwit's nest. Hey, where's your sign? 182 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:03,887 Oh, don't make me wear that. It's such a buzzkill. 183 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,264 It's supposed to be. 184 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,762 People see you in the walker with that sign, 185 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,134 they're gonna have sympathy on us. 186 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,601 I don't want sympathy! 187 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,970 I want to get poked by some sticks, have some laughs, 188 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,900 maybe get a free hot dog. 189 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,435 I want to live! 190 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,010 [ Clapping ] Thank you, yes. 191 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,468 Someone out there gets it. 192 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,837 Nah, just heard there was a baseball game 193 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,605 and thought I'd come down and slap my butt cheeks together. 194 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,616 Aunt Lil, if we want to restore our dignity, 195 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,778 we can't be out here clappin' our ass cheeks 196 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,777 in front of the stadium. 197 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,488 But this will get me a free hot dog, I bet! 198 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:36,791 Buy me a hot dog! Look at my butt cheeks! 199 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,094 Announcer: Come on, party people, 200 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,325 let's clap your hands! 201 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,259 [ Rhythmic clapping ] 202 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,525 Keep clapping! 203 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,374 Oh, well, now, look who's back to bask 204 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,939 in the fame of the world-famous nitwit. 205 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,339 Ow! No, Daddy. 206 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,810 I'm here to ask you to walk away from all of this. 207 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,709 Are you gonna force me to break the cycle? 208 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,481 Is that right? Well, I'm forced 209 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,309 to ride this tiny, little motorcycle. 210 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,484 So, I guess we both on bicycles. 211 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,213 Now who wins?! Ow! 212 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,648 Never mind. 213 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,953 What? Makes the same noise as hands. 214 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,686 And now please rise and join Squiddy the Nitwit 215 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:13,193 in his backwoods-country rendition of the classic, 216 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,856 "Take Me Out To Watch Baseball." 217 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:20,166 ♪ Let's go out to watch baseball ♪ 218 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,800 ♪ Let's go out to watch it 219 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:26,336 ♪ Take me to places where that game is played ♪ 220 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,983 -What the -- -Hey, Squid fans. 221 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,308 I'm sorry to interrupt. 222 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,642 I know y'all having a great time 223 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,208 riling the nitwit, thinking you're superior. 224 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,846 -What the hell? -And you probably are 225 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,892 'cause the Squiddy the Nitwit is a thrice convicted felon. 226 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,848 Here he is drinking hair spray again. 227 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,357 This way I can drink and huff at the same time. 228 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,360 Drinking, huffing -- let's call it "druffing." 229 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,662 I got no memory of them actions! Hell, no! 230 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,095 Y'all love to come out here and rile the nitwit, don't you? 231 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,500 Rile the nitwit at home, 232 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,531 and an 89-year-old woman gets an ass whoopin'. 233 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,867 What the hell? I'm sorry. 234 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,942 I'm just -- My walker -- 235 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,439 You ain't never gonna walk again, bitch! 236 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,040 No, no, no! You seen it! 237 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,782 I was asleep. She woke me up. What was I supposed to do? 238 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,709 You still feel good about riling the nitwit? 239 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,205 Nitwit! Nitwit! Y'all don't believe? 240 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,547 I wouldn't never shoot nobody. 241 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,922 Let's leave the bobblehead here, son. 242 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,720 God damn it! This is a bunch of bullshit! 243 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,361 Damn it! Where's my real gun? 244 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:23,359 ♪♪ 245 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:30,296 ♪♪ 246 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,737 [ Fireworks whistling ] 247 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:41,984 ♪♪ 248 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,745 [ Slow motion ] No! 249 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,054 No! 250 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,116 N-o-o-o-o-o-o! 251 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,092 All right. Let me ass out of here. 252 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,255 I got to get me some rest. 253 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,003 I can't be havin' bags under my eyes 254 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,598 when I'm poppin' and lockin' on the big screen tonight. 255 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:00,271 Well, that big screen's gone, Early. 256 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,400 I mean, they fired your ass, brother. 257 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,905 [ Chuckles ] I'm fired. Good one. 258 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,768 How the hell's the team gonna win without me? 259 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,477 Just who's gonna keep the crowd 260 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,648 amped up between innings with moves like this -- 261 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:15,019 And this and this here? You? Please. 262 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,918 They've already changed the team name. 263 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,150 Halen's done a complete head-to-toe re-brand. 264 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:22,186 They the Angel Turds now? Oh, ho-ho-ho, hell. 265 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,362 The Nitwit nation is not gonna be happy about this. 266 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,292 I feel me a tweet storm a-coming on. 267 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,957 [ Tapping ] 268 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:29,996 Daddy, give it up. 269 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,630 They're already auditioning new mascots. 270 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,036 Dan Halen: All right, number 16, you're up. 271 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,168 And...begin. 272 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:41,635 [ Birds chirping ] 273 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,435 -Is that it? -Well, I need my music. 274 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,307 It's better with my music. 275 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,216 Fine, fine. Cue the music. 276 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:55,388 [ Organ plays ] 277 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,992 Do something, goddamn it! 278 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,534 Well, you probably can't see it in the costume, 279 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,999 but I am clappin' my butt cheeks together! 280 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,159 That's my move, bitch! 281 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,326 Bitch, who you think you copped it from? 282 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,435 [ Crowd cheers ] 283 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,942 Made in Georgia. 21042

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