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[ Static ]
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[ Country music plays ]
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♪ My dreams are all
dead and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes
and calls me to his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all
you sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Let him go
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My turn.
Hell no.
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Man, let me drive that thing!
Come on!
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Do not touch
the trim!
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Early: Excuse me.
[ Gasps ]
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Sorry to both you,
but, uh, could you hang
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your dangalang up here
in this hole?
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What the hell?!
Relax, now.
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We're just doing a voluntary
gender screening.
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I mean, if you ain't got
no dangalang,
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you ain't got nothing
to worry about.
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Why you walking away, sir?
Have a nice day, sir!
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That's a man!
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Well, chalk
another one up.
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Sheriff, I need him
out of there.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, Bobby, relax.
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He's just checking to make sure
that men are men
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and women are women,
'cause men ain't got no business
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going in
the ladies room.
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But he's a man.
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But it takes a man
to make the women's room safe
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from men who think
they're women.
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Women, you know,
they ain't capable.
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That's the credo...
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Together:
...of the Latrine Marine.
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Yes, he told me.
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Sheriff,
watch this bathroom.
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I got to take myself
a bathroom break...
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...in a gender-correct bathroom
that God intended!
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[ Static ]
Denny: Washroom Warrior?
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It's the Shepherd
of the Shitter.
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Go ahead, Shepherd.
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Things are FUBAR down here
at Catfish Castle.
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These doors say "buoys"
and "gulls".
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How do I proceed, over?
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[ Static ]
My God.
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Gimme that.
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All right, Shepherd,
that's just an LBQ2-D2C3PO
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community a-trying
to trip us up.
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Look at the buoy.
Are you aroused by the buoy?
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Does the sight of the buoy
stir your loins in any way?
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It says...
"Employees Only".
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You're looking at the damn
kitchen, Shepherd!
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Get in your riot gear!
Lock it down!
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Nobody tinkles nor doodies
till I get down there!
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You okay, Early?
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Phew! Is it hotter
than a whorehouse on dollar day,
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or is it just me?
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Well, you do look
a little flushed.
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I'm fine. I'm just retaining
a little bit of water.
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But according to you,
I guess I look bad.
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I'm just saying
you're ankles look
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a little swollen,
that's all.
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Ah, I can't go on a special ops
mission looking like this.
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Look at how thin my hair's
done an' got.
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I used to look good!
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Latrine Marine,
I barricaded the bathroom.
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I don't know how long
I can hold 'em.
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I don't care.
I'm not in the mood anymore.
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I wouldn't want
to drag you two down
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with my fat ankles
and my bad hair.
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Come on, Early.
Rude-ass bitch!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Brangelina broke up.
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You can't count on forever
no more.
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Daddy, I think that happened
a while ago.
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Well, it still hurts
like it happened yesterday!
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Daddy, maybe we ought
to go outside
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and take a walk,
or something.
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So, I need exercise,
do I?
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Well, you know, sometimes
when you get older,
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your metabolism
can slow down.
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And here comes
the fat shaming.
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Amy Schumer said
this was gonna happen,
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right c'here
on page 12!
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"Comfortable in My Own Skin"!
[ Sobbing continues ]
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Pst, come with me, boy.
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Might be time for your daddy
to...head North.
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He oughta head
to the damn hospital.
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No, Rusty.
About every 10 years,
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a mud squid
has to head North
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and squeeze out the contents
of his-her egg sac.
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His-her egg sac?
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Yeah, you see,
we all fully equipped downstairs
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for bed, bath,
and beyond.
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Are you --
you saying that --
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I'm saying we can mix and match
in either half.
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What?! Vag, balls
-- we got it alls.
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Well, wait a minute.
Oh, I'm out of rhymes.
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You are a man and a woman,
and so's your daddy.
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I'm a wha?
Well, look, I-I don't know
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how Daddy can be half woman
when he's constantly telling me
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he's all man.
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Yep. He'll paint this
whole affair with a macho brush.
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[ Door clatters open ]
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Where's my masculine
hygiene products?
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My man-pons.
That's right.
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I'm a man, so, hell, yeah.
I occasionally man-stru-ate.
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That's where
the damn word come from
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before it got appropriatized
by the damn feminazis.
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Dang, Daddy, you gotten even
bigger in the last 10 minutes.
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We got to get you
to the doctor.
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Well, I ain't going
looking like this.
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I need
my control hose.
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My thighs look like
hemorrhaged sheet metal.
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♪♪
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Congratulations. Everything
looks perfectly normal.
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Oh, thank goodness.
What a relief, Doc.
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That's wonderful news.
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Yep, you're gonna give birth
to about 100 eggs.
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[ Laughs ]
Listen to him.
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I don't lay eggs.
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I lay wom-erns!
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It says so
on my hat. See?
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"I don't lay eggs,
I lay womerns!!!"
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Well, your hat makes
a very compelling argument,
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but I'm afraid you're going to
be a mommy...and a daddy,
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because you have
both sex organs.
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No. No. No. No.
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No! No! No! No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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[ Gun clicking ]
No! No! No!
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No! No! No!
No! No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
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Nooooo!
[ Panting ]
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I see you're a little, uh,
emotional right now,
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and that's normal for women
in your situation.
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I would imagine
it's your hormones.
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I don't make hormones!
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I make whores moan
with my large penis.
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It says so
on another hat of mine,
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which I do not have
at this moment
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'cause they took it away
from me at church.
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God damn,
don't he understand
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I can only wear one hat
at a given time?
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So, this whole time
you've been a woman?
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No, damn it. I done told you.
I'm not a womern.
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I'm all man.
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Ain't nobody read
my damn hats?
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Daddy, if I wanted
to hear your opinion,
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I'll take my [truck horn blare]
out of your mouth.
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That's what I say to women.
That's how you taught me.
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And that's fine if you're
talking to your grandma-ma,
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but I'm a man.
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And to prove as such, we
is going on a male-bonding trip.
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No womerns allowed.
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♪♪
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Okay, then.
Let's go through the checklist
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for our guys weekend.
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Gun.
Check.
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Ammo.
Check.
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My Ladies Home Journal
with 15 fun ideas for fall.
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Check.
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My wiglet.
Yeah, got that.
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Three bottles of Pinot Grig.
Yep.
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Them little tinkly trinkets
we can put around the stem
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of our wine glasses so we
don't mix them up. Okay.
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One of these hats.
I can't decide.
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They're both so cute.
Eh, it don't matter.
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You know what?
I'm just gonna bring both.
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My shower massager.
Wink, wink.
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[ Chuckles ]
Guys trip! Boys weekend!
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Us get wild, boys!
Whoo!
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Sports! Hell, yeah!
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Hey, Daddy,
I've been thinking.
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Maybe this is getting
to be just like a "guy" weekend.
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You know, like, "guy" --
singular.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, like...
just you, not me.
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Y-You don't want to be [sniffs]
emotionally open?
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Daddy, no.
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Y-you don't want to share,
do you?
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N-No, Daddy,
it's not that.
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I hear you
loud and clear, Rusty.
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So, you just do you,
and I'll just do me!
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Daddy.
[ Sobs ]
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[ Sobbing and sniffling
continues ]
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Go be with him, Rusty.
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He ain't much of a man
right now,
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but he's the only daddy
you got.
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[ Sighs ]
Hold on, Daddy, I'm coming.
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[ Bird cawing ]
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Whoo! Lake Rabun!
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Guys weekend, baby!
Whoo!
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[ Grunting ]
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Daddy,
what are you doing?
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Just digging me
a man cave.
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I thought a man cave was
like a-a really nice basement
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where you play video games
and hide from your wife.
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No, it's a hole in the ground
where I keep my belly cool.
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I felt a kick --
I mean, a man fart.
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[ Gurgling, groans ]
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That fart looks solid,
Daddy.
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I-It's coming!
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Ohh!
Get away from me!
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I got manly things
to do here!
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Man, daddy, you got eggs coming
out your who-haw.
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Just dropping a deuce,
that's all.
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[ Groans ]
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Merely taking
a big, ol' man dump.
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Ooh.
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Ohh, this one
ain't coming!
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Ohh, get
the barbecue tongs!
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Push, Daddy! Push!
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Don't you
talk down to me!
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I ain't no woman
you can boss around.
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[ Farting ]
Ohh, please!
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Talk to me about manly shit
right now.
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Ohh!
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Uh, okay.
Uh, h-how you think them Dawgs
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gonna do this year,
big man?
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Ah! They gonna win it all,
of course!
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Ohh, they'd win every year
if it weren't for
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the damn biased media --
uh --
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and all them other teams
that are better than them.
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Ahh!
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You want you a dip,
big man?
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Maybe you wanna punch
somebody?
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Yeah, please.
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[ Weak grunts ]
Uh! Ow!
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Uh, give me my gun.
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Ah! I want to shoot it off.
It pleases me.
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Aah!
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[ Fart ]
Whoo!
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I'm wild!
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Whoo! Ahh.
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Whoo! Ahh.
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Whoo! Uh.
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♪♪
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Aw, look at 'em, Daddy.
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Who could've thought
that something so beautiful
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could come from
such a foul, wretched hole.
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[ Sniffs ]
I'm a daddy, Rusty...
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...and a mama, I guess.
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I am a mama.
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God don't make
no mistakes, Daddy.
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Some of his choices are odd,
yes, but He don't make mistakes.
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Whoo!
Go Dawgs!
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00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,623
Gimme back my bullets!
Whoo! Sic 'em, baby!
247
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,963
Who's hungry
for a milkshake?
248
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,929
[ Cawing and screeching ]
My babies!
249
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,228
Get away! Get away!
250
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,959
No! Birds is eating my babies!
Get my gun.
251
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,604
Damn birds!
252
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,800
[ Gun clicking ]
No!
253
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,401
Daddy, you shot all the ammo
giving birth.
254
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,202
Why must I always shoot
when I celebrate?
255
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,635
Why?!
256
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,370
[ Cawing continues ]
257
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:37,035
Oh, Lordy, my boss finds out
I'm half-bitch,
258
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,307
I'll only make 77 cents
on the damn dollar.
259
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,647
It ain't fair
when it's happening to me!
260
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,722
But, ain't it a weight
off your shoulders
261
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,491
to finally accept it,
Daddy?
262
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,918
Accept what?
263
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,664
You know.
Say it out loud.
264
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,289
Say what out loud?
265
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,493
You know, that you're
a man...and a woman.
266
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,756
I'm a what?
267
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,055
No. Hell, no.
268
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,626
I don't know
what you talking about.
269
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,265
Nothing happened c'here,
'cause they's nothing to see.
270
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,970
And if you tell anybody
about this here what happened,
271
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,403
I'll kill your ass.
272
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,337
Well, on the bright side, uh,
you can drink again.
273
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,744
My glass had the baby stork
charm on it!
274
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,907
Guys weekend is over!
275
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,945
[ Sobbing ]
276
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,251
There he goes.
Hey! Hi, tough guy!
277
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,623
Well, how did they die?
278
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,092
Uh, look, I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
279
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,591
I didn't see nothing,
didn't hear nothing.
280
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,163
Um...just a couple guys talking
about guy stuff.
281
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,704
It was the crows,
wasn't it?
282
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,199
Yes'm.
283
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,370
I'll never have the chance
to leave all my babies
284
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,369
strapped in a hot vehicle
[sniffles]
285
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,111
while I go inside a bar
to watch me some pigskin action!
286
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,938
I keep saying,
"Lake Rabun is
287
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,184
a dumb-ass place
to give birth."
288
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,310
Hell, that's why we're such
a small family.
289
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,016
Hey, y'all!
I found my who-haw!
290
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:59,558
♪♪
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00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:11,202
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