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[ Static ]
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[ Electronic music plays ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would
just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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My turn.
Hell, no.
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Man, let me drive
that thing!
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Do not touch the trim!
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Children laughing ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Children screaming ]
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[ Panting ]
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You can't catch me!
You can't catch me!
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I ain't touching you.
You got a spider in your pants.
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Together: Spider pants!
Spider pants! Spider pants!
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[ Crying ]
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Rusty: Oh, come on,
they just jealous of you
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'cause you got them badass
wigglers, and they ain't got none.
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Rusty, he's gonna live his whole
life like a freak, no offense.
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Oh, no, I feel ya.
We look pretty weird.
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Look, something
needs to be done about this,
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and I'm doing something
about it.
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Early:
School's the damn problem!
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If he quits, then they lose the
opportunity to talk mess at him.
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Yeah, I suggested
he quit school, too,
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but Tammi wasn't having it.
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Now, here's how
you deal with a bully.
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Jinx!
Ow!
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Now go fetch me a generic brand
of sodey pop.
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[ Groans ]
But that's only
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if you say something
at the same time.
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And technically, you're
supposed to ask for a Co--
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Bip!
Ouch!
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I said generic-brand sodey pop
is what I want!
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And now she's done bullying
people, thanks to me.
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See, you pick the weakest,
most infirm person you can find,
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and then you make
an example out of them.
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Or you could call them bullies
to a Stomach Summit.
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There you go.
The Gastro Greeting.
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That's when you put one tentacle
in the bully's mouth
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and the other tentacle
up the bunghole.
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Ohh!
[ Grunting ]
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And then you just keep shoving
them tentacles
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towards each other till
they shake hands.
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It's all about finding
middle ground
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and having an internal
understanding.
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Ohh!
[ Grunts ]
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I still [panting] want me
that sodey pop, bitch.
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Boy: Use your spider arms,
spider pants.
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Come on, get it.
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Spider pants.
Spider pants. Hee!
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Spider pants.
Spider pants.
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Spider pants.
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[ Gurgling ]
[ Children screaming ]
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A quadruple Dutch clutch with
an open-air handshake component?
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Ha!
That ain't never been attempted.
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He got expelled.
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No big loss.
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The boy's never gonna run
his own landscaping company.
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Let's get real here.
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Yeah, we squids ain't never been
known for our, uh, um --
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Damn, uh, what's that organ that
makes the mind sentences?
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Uh, you know, that pink, uh,
fillin' thing that's in the head
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that mobilizes the --
the -- the thinking...
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The brain.
What's the hell's a brain?
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And that's exactly why I'm
getting his squid parts cut off.
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-You gonna cut his wigglers off?
-Are you crazy, bitch?
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-To hell you say.
-Ain't that gonna hurt him?
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How's he gonna wiggle these in
the air like he just don't care?
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Oh, no, he'll always look
like he does care.
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Sorry, y'all,
but I'm his legal guardian,
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and the decision
has been made.
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But he's part squid, Tammi.
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He's a human
with squid parts.
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He's a squid
with human parts!
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Why can't he just be
who he is?
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It's pretty clear he identifies
as a human, Rusty.
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'Cause he been raised
by a woman -- a human woman.
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You just give me 24 hours
with Randy here,
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and I'll have him actin',
talkin',
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and walkin' just like
the squid he is.
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And if he identifies
as a squid,
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then he gets to keep
his wigglers.
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That sound okay, Tammi?
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No, I don't agree to that,
and that's not what --
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All right,
we'll see you in 24 hours.
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[ Engine starts ]
Rusty! Early!
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Bring him back here!
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Test number one.
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Randy, you go over there and dig
them rocks out of that culvert.
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No, no, no!
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That was a trick question, boy!
Huh?
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Squids don't work,
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and squids don't take orders
from no damn body.
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Well, what the hell's
he supposed to do?
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When I say work,
you go on and lay down
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and use my bag
of mulch as your piller,
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blaming your laziness on
a nonexistent stomach virus.
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Work at avoiding work,
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and you'll never work
a day in your life.
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Nonexistent stomach virus.
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No, no, no!
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I just ordered you
to take a nap,
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and squids don't take orders
from no damn body!
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So -- So whatever
you tell Randy --
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He is not to do it.
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What the hell
did I just tell you?!
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Clean out your damn ears
and listen!
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Okay, so, don't clean out
my ears and listen?
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Damn it!
You were listening!
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Everybody, don't get in
the damn truck!
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Let's don't go rob Boyd's!
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Finally, no one's listening.
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[ Doorbell chimes ]
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Oh, what are we up to,
little fella?
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Just pretend
he's got a gun, Boyd.
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Go on, Randy.
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Tell him you want the money
in loud and clear tones.
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Money.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, money.
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Well, here ya go,
little feller.
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A shiny penny.
[ Gunshot ]
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You think he's [bleep]-ing
around here, Boyd?!
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All the money in the drawer!
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Now! Now! Now!
Okay, okay, okay.
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Oh, where is he?
Rocket ship!
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Oh, you want you a quarter
so you can go to the moon?
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How's he ever gonna learn
the value of a quarter
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if he don't steal it from
somebody who done damn earned it?
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Give me that quarter!
I'm going to the moon!
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The hell you are.
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I'm going to the damn moon
before you do.
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I'm the one who wants
to go to the moon!
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Yay!
Watch out, moon mans.
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Here we come, baby!
Whoo!
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Why did I even do this?
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Y'all know
I have motion sickness.
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[ Retches ]
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You want some grape juice,
Obama?
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[ Grunts ]
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We all out of white, Hillary,
but how about a Merlot?
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Oh, hey, Al Gore.
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Since you invented the Internet,
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let me hit you
with an instant message.
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[ Farts ]
Oh, too long.
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The banterings
need to be quick, glib,
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and too hard to reply to.
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[ Saxophone plays ]
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[ Gasps ]
It's Slick Willy. Get him!
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Here's some stains
for your blue dress, Bubba.
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Where's your ink, boy?
Why ain't you furious?
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Oh, Daddy,
give him a break.
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Maybe just explain
some current events to him
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so he'll know
who to be pissed off at.
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[ Sighs ]
Eh, sorry, son.
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I just come down with
a nonexistent stomach virus.
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Oh, I get it.
So this has become work to you?
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Face it, son --
just 'cause your boy
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looks like a squid
and quacks like a squid
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don't mean he gonna be
good for the gander.
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He can't steal, can't ink.
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Take his little ass home.
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Yeah, let his mama
cut off him wigglers,
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sew up his ink hole.
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He ain't one of us.
You're right.
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'Cause if this is
how squids are,
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I don't want him
to be one of us.
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And I wish
I wasn't one of us, neither.
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That's fine to me.
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Now, don't get the hell out
of my sight right now!
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Mama!
Hey, baby.
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You're damn lucky I didn't call
the police on your ass.
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I can see now why you don't
want Randy to be a squid.
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If you think cutting
his danglers off
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will make him happy
and make you happy,
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then I guess
I'm okay with it.
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It don't matter
what you think, Rusty.
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It ain't happening.
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This surgery costs $10,000,
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and insurance
ain't gonna cover it
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'cause nobody's
ever heard of it.
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Don't you worry, Tammi.
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We're gonna get Randy
that operation.
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Hell, I'll get
that money myself.
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Home safe again.
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My truck! It's gone!
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No! Somebody
took the big dog?
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Oh, no, no!
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It's the backup!
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It's the most important thing
in my life,
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except for the other truck
and boat!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Siren chirps ]
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Denny,
looks like we got us
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a carjacking
at the Cuyler place.
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Denny: I'm on it.
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See? That's me.
Hey, that was fast.
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Good police work there,
detective.
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My baby!
You found it!
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Hell, yeah, I found it.
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I bought it off
iwilltruckyouup.com.
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Aw, hell, no!
That's my vehicle.
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It's my vehicle.
That's my vehicle!
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That's my vehicle!
That's my vehicle!
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It's my vehicle!
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Freeze, both of y'all.
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I also want to exercise
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my Second Amendment right
here, too.
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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How's my baby boy doing?
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He came through
like a champ.
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Why don't you take a peek
for yourself?
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Here, I can peel back
the bandages and...
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[ Laughing ] Whoops, I don't
know what that's about.
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I thought you cut off
his wigglers.
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Well, they grow back,
I guess. [ Chuckles ]
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What do you mean
you guess?
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That cost us $10,000, so you
better cut them off again.
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I could keep cutting them off,
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but they're just
gonna keep growing back.
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Maybe you ought to just accept
this is who he is.
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[ Metal clatters ]
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That's my vehicle!
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That's my vehicle!
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Can we maybe put these guns down
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and -- and -- and, like, talk this out?
That's my vehicle!
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We'll -- We'll resume right
where we left off, but I --
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That's my vehicle!
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The little arms
are about to give out.
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You took something from me
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that's a part of who I am --
my second unnecessary truck!
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I bought it fair and square off
the Internet from your son!
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That is impossible!
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I done told him
not to never don't not steal
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from your own kin.
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That's exactly
why I did do it, Daddy,
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'cause I'm a squid,
and I steal.
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I don't take orders
from nobody.
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Aw, Russell,
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I know you was
always a good squid, son,
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with traditional
squid values.
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Denny:
Suck it, fools!
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00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,742
[ Screaming ]
[ Gunfire ]
247
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,082
[ Gun clicking ]
248
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,750
I missed him on purpose.
249
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,618
I couldn't bear the thought
of shooting my own damn truck!
250
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:12,748
[ Crying ]
251
00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,952
Don't worry, Daddy,
we'll get it back
252
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,824
fair and square --
the squid way.
253
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,763
You're right.
We'll steal it.
254
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,288
Hey, can I take Randy
with us?
255
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,833
I mean,
he's half squid.
256
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,428
Hell, Tammi,
this is how we do.
257
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,259
Y'all are gonna go steal
a truck.
258
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,425
No, I do not want him
involved in any way.
259
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,003
Early: All right,
we'll see you later, then.
260
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,672
Rusty! Early!
Bring him back here!
261
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,210
I got a spare key taped
to the top of the glove box.
262
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,280
And I always leave this door...
263
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,109
[ Door rattles ]
What?!
264
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,154
I always leave
this door unlocked!
265
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,549
Denny knows this!
266
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,951
[ Alarm blaring ]
267
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,852
Step away
from the vehicle!
268
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,354
Aah!
269
00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:54,133
Hell, yeah, son! Whoo!
270
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,627
[ Screams ]
271
00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,628
Ow! Ow! Ow!
272
00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,530
All right, boy,
that's what I'm talking about.
273
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,172
[ Engine starts ]
Come on, now. Get in.
274
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,367
You, too, Randy.
Whoo!
275
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,499
Ow!
276
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,165
[ Body thudding ]
All right, that's enough.
277
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,813
Oh, oh, okay, Randy.
278
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,539
Randy, stop.
279
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,714
[ Thudding continues ]
Damn.
280
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,653
If you'd have got
his wigglers cut off
281
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:18,048
like you was trying to,
we'd have never escaped.
282
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,321
Well, if we didn't get
them cut off,
283
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,549
we wouldn't have had
to steal your truck back
284
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,923
from Denny
in the first place.
285
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,391
If you wouldn't have
stole my truck
286
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,689
to get his wigglers cut off,
287
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,421
then we wouldn't have to
get my damn truck.
288
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,386
Well, if you wouldn't have had
two trucks in the first place,
289
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,994
I wouldn't have thought
to steal one of them,
290
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,056
even though
you told me not to.
291
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,504
Well, if you'd have done
292
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,928
the damn opposite
of what I told you to do,
293
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,073
you wouldn't have damn tried
to cut his damn wigglers off
294
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,399
and had me to steal
my damn truck
295
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,773
to pay
for the damn wiggle-ectomy.
296
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,711
Well, if you'd gone to college
and gotten a job
297
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,107
and married mama and provided
for us and raised me right,
298
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,709
I woulda had the courage
to stand up to my wife
299
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,441
and not gotten
his wigglers cut off.
300
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,576
Well, if you hadn't-a told me
to do all them things,
301
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,351
then I wouldn't have had
to not do them.
302
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,550
Well, you didn't do all them
things before I was born.
303
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,692
'Cause you wasn't around
to tell me not to do them.
304
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,217
Oh, yeah,
you're probably right.
305
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,623
I guess I should have
been there for you.
306
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,355
Oh, don't be
agreeing with me.
307
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,360
That makes me wrong.
All right, I won't.
308
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,162
Why didn't I not raise you
not right?!
309
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,672
Tammi: Whoo!
This was made in Georgia, baby!
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