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% My dreams are all dead and buried %
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% Sometimes l wish the sun
would just explode %
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% When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom %
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% l'll take all you sons of bitches
when l go %
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- My turn.
- Hell, no.
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Hey, man, let me drive that thing.
Come on!
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Do not touch the trim!
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Sunday, the day of rest.
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And yet your mind
is constantly working.
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When does it get to relax
with a cold one?
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Aren't you sick and tired
of remaining sober...
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- Hell, yeah.
- ...one whole day a week?
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Hell, yes'm.
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Proposition 421 would
finally allow alcohol sales...
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on Sunday, giving you the freedom
that your forefathers intended.
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- Hell.
- Hey!
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Jesus loves you.
Why doesn't the Government?
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Vote yes on Proposition 421.
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- Brother Early!
- Hush. Shut the hell up.
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Just turn it down
a wee bit lower...
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during the moment of silence.
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Hey, boy, let's us
have some communion.
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You know, we only do that
on special occasions.
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- You saying the Lord ain't special?
- No!
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- ls that what you're implifying?
- What l mean is...
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Here's to ya, Jesus.
One solid dude.
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Early, you know we changed
that to grape juice.
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Dammit!
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- Put down the chalice, now...
- Pick up the money, take the money.
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- Early, no!
- Early, yes!
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Don't forget to bring
the plate back!
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Good luck buying on Sunday!
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l'll have me three cases of Glug Lite lce.
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Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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Jug of Wild Cherry Nightmare, chilled.
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Chilled, yes, of course.
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Early, don't hurt me,
don't hurt me.
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And a wax rose for my lady.
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Early, you buying this with money?
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Nope!
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That's good, 'cause you're
not supposed to buy alcohol on Sunday!
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And you can't brush your
teeth without a damn hook.
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You done shot off Pearl, my love hand.
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Early. l was gonna come see
if you wanted to play racquetball...
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but now l guess we'll just
be doing this, won't we?
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Well, lookee here.
Says Dan Halen's funded...
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some kind of clone farm
out in Shaver county.
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- That don't seem legal.
- Or ethical.
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Maybe y'all should do a little less reading
and a little more trash taking out.
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You ain't my daddy.
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l can do what l want.
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- You think l'm drunk?
- Yes.
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You give me that breatheramatornator
and light it up. We'll see.
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Now, just take this here
and put the blue end in your mouth.
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l know the damn drill.
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Been pulled over many times.
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Three more seconds.
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- 0.63?
- Hey, that's good, ain't it?
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Boy, that's well beyond
human limits there.
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- For real?
- Early, what are you doing?
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- Making a cocktail.
- Early!
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Just a little hair of the dog.
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Now, that ain't gonna work, Early.
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The alcohol, see, is filtered out
in the liver and stored in the pancreas...
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l think.
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Can you just point to it.
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Hey, Daddy.
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Ain't you gonna beat my ass?
Work out your frustrations?
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About always being behind
the 8-ball and everything?
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Being this close to something real
just to get knocked back down again?
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Yeah, then you finish with him
and take to wailing on me.
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You know...
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You challenge me on something
l can't possibly answer...
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like ''Hey, why's it still dark, bitch?''
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- That sounds like something l'd say.
- Then you unleash the thunder.
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My patience is thin.
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Anyway, how was your day, son?
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lt was good, you know.
l mean...
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you didn't whoop my ass or nothin'.
That's always a plus.
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All in all, it was
a pretty good day.
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Yeah.
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Didn't ask you, but all right.
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So, you all want to go to town
and get some ice cream on your daddy?
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You talking about ice cream?
Hell, yeah, l'm gonna go...
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Hell, no, that's stupid.
l can't even tell a damn funny joke...
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with you dumb asses.
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Now, you fetch me some
damn drinking liquor.
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Come on, Daddy,
you ain't got to drink to have fun.
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Why don't you stay around here with us?
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Look, there's a new spider web.
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God.
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l'll get him.
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Son of a...
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Help me...
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l gotcha.
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Don't tell Momma, OK?
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You know it was wrong
to lie to your mother.
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And...
dismount!
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Stuck it.
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Perfect ten, bitches.
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Dammit, l'm bored!
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But we broke Mom's vase...
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and we're never gonna
put it back together again!
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Dammit, what the hell
are you watching?
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Good Times.
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Go, J.J.
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Turn it.
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No. l like Good Times.
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You 'bout to have
you some bad times...
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when l drop an atomic elbow
on that damn skull.
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You understand what
l'm saying, little gal?
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You better listen to me!
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l'm gonna crack that
damn orbital bone!
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Yeah.
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You ain't as strong
when you're sober.
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Dammit, l need me some liquor!
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We don't sell alcohol on Sunday...
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- ...or ever.
- What the hell did you say?
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This is a private residence.
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l'm sorry
for the forced intrusion.
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How you doing, Glen?
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l didn't know ya lived here.
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See ya Monday!
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What the hell...
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Sorry, you can't buy
on Sunday here.
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Dammit!
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That's a bunch of horse sh--
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- Sundays are dry here, too.
- Hell.
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But the age of consent's only 14.
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Come on in, get you a wife, stay awhile.
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Don't mind him.
He's just after tourist money.
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Dear Lord...
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please allow this dangerous combination
of hair spray, bat slobber...
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and D.O.T. four automatic
transmission fluid...
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to excite my mind,
occupy my spirits...
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and enrage my body...
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provoking me to kick any man or woman
in the back of the head...
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regardless of what he or she has
or has not done unto me.
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All my best, Early Cuyler.
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Amen.
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Damn, that was gonna be
a lambic triple boch.
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lt don't have to be this way.
You vote yes on Prop 421.
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Phil, stand down!
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Get off your duff, make a change.
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Every vote makes a...
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Sorry, Early, that's my twin
brother Phil from Kansas.
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Sorry, Early.
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Just my twin brother Phil
from Kansas...again.
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Sorry, Early, that's
just my Phil brother twin from Kansas.
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Sorry, Early, that's just...
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Sorry, Early...
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- Sorry, E--
- Sorry...
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Don't mind him.
His name's Phil.
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Calling all clones...
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report to the Courthouse at once.
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See ya later.
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Vote yes, good citizens,
on Proposition 421.
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Vote no on Prop 421!
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lt's the tool of the devil.
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Represents and symbolizes
all that is evil.
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Sing it out.
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- Vote no on Prop 421...
- Oh, come on, Reverend!
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Allow these free men and women
to speak their minds.
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Democracy is all about
individual lib--
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Clone army in position, sir.
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All right, you stupid clones...
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go forth...
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and vote yes!
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Do my bidding!
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Get in there, you pathetic sheep.
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You must be Phil.
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l've heard so much about you...
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About y'all.
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No, no, no!
ln there!
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The courthouse,
you stupid clones.
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Obey me!
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lce cream?
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No, no! lnside where the voting...
where them both is!
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- lce cream.
- lce cream!
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l will give you ice cream
after the vote!
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l have ice cream here! Look!
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And a child will lead them.
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- You got the wheel, biggun'?
- Hell, yeah. l'm driving!
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Keep the wheel straight.
Just follow the sign there.
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''Hot fire straight ahead.''
You want me to follow that one?
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Thy will be done!
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- lce cream!
- lce cream!
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- Fire!
- Fire!
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You're ruining everything!
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That's not even
an ice cream truck!
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Fire! l'm on fire.
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Seems to me if you bought
your Sunday beer on Saturday night...
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this becomes
a complete non-issue.
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lnconvenient.
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