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% You run off & took our only chicken %
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% When l broke jail
the house was burnt and bare %
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% The Japs moved the plant
back to Osaki %
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% Some days life just don't seem that fair %
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% l don't even care,
l just don't give a damn %
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- My turn.
- Hell, no.
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- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on!
- Do not touch the trim!
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When you're up
in the mountains by yourself...
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and you're ugly and you're small...
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you're bound to be lonely.
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l mean, look what he's about to do.
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You awake?
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She's been out a couple of days.
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Avert your eyes, now.
We about to bond as a family.
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- Daddy, what you doin'?
- What?
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Hell, she was lookin' at me.
We shared a damn moment!
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- Early, your own sister?!
- But... l'm about to lose my mind!
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l got to get me some strange!
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Go get you some!
Go get you some damn strange, Daddy.
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Hell, yeah, Daddy...
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You awake?
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That's right. Two trucks.
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Sandwiching a boat.
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l tool around town just a-hollerin'.
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But enough about me.
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You ain't bed down
with Uncle Travis, have you?
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Early...
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Hell, that sumbitch got
the herpes simplex version one.
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l can't be attractin' that mess.
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Well, you ain't even gonna get that far
meeting her in a filling station toilet.
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l need to be close to them erotic oils
in case things heat up.
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- 50 cents.
- That is a good price.
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Hey, darlin'. That there's the key
to my heart you holdin'.
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Wait a minute!
Come on back here! Hey, darlin'!
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- Just let her go.
- Damn internet datin'!
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% l brought her lots of pinecone liquor
for chuggin' %
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% l gave her eight strong arms'
worth of huggin' %
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% Two hearts in love,
we would frolic in the sand %
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% She tossed me up and cupped me
in her meaty hands %
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Hell, yeah!
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% l was walkin' tall,
my backbone straight %
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% And that ain't easy for invertebrates %
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% But the tide would turn
and this squid would learn %
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% l'd meet my match,
then l'd get burned %
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% Then we'd laid down
and conceived us a young'un %
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% But she forsook me
and our son for another %
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% l'd been so proud
of our little family clan %
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% Till l caught her tradin' tongues
with old snake man %
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% Now she's officially my ex %
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% Though l really do miss the sex %
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% To her l shall not return %
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% l met my match and l got burned %
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% Yes, l've cut her from my heart %
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% Like a big, loud, stinkin' fart %
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% To her l shall never return %
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% l met my match and l got burned %
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% Burned %
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What do you want, chug nut?
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l was on my way to go frog giggin'
down there at the creek...
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and l thought to myself...
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''what's this fat-ass whore doing
down here whilst l'm so successful?''
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You ain't got no body.
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No-money-havin' green face of yours.
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Damn it, you about an inch away
from the end of your damn life!
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We married!
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Someone grab the front end quick!
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You need some help, Daddy?
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Hell, yeah!
l got me a momma!
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- l ain't no bastard no more!
- Congratulations, y'all.
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Get your stupid ass out of here!
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l'm actually here
about the domestic violence call.
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Oh, no, that was earlier.
l got that low blood sugar thing...
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and a hotdog l had for breakfast
this morning, awesome.
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- We in love now.
- You bet we are, darlin'.
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Now get out of here.
We about to conjulagate this union.
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- Get some, Daddy!
- Remember, no sodomy, now.
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Come on, let's cut this thing loose!
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What's happening in there?
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- Granny, shut up.
- Describe it.
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Oh, my God.
l think he's trying to eat my momma!
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No. l said the market piggy.
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Wee-wee-wee all the way home
died in the stroke.
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Like this here? This one?
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- No.
- They all big.
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No, no, no. This ain't right.
l just don't feel comfortable here.
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l thought about that, darlin'
and l got some of your personal effects...
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to make you feel more at home.
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Where are you puttin'
that mannequin leg?
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- l'm sorry, darlin'. l didn't...
- No, the chicken bones go over here.
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- Oh, l'm sorry.
- You don't know me.
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You don't know me at all!
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l gotta go chop me some wood!
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Daddy, why you goin' to chop wood
in the bathroom?
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- With a tire?
- lt gives me peace of mind!
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And l want me some lipo.
Get down to triple digits...
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so l can look fine
for those glamour shots...
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that you also goin' be gettin' for me.
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And l want five babies.
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l want 'em all colored the same color.
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l want white color babies. Today!
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Well, you know, we got that one son...
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He's too old.
l want the little baby kind...
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that l can leave in a hot car
when l'm playing video poker.
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Ever since l was a girl,
l dreamed of that.
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l got a few minutes before work.
We can start on them babies right quick.
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No. l need to save my energy.
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Why don't you lay off the booze, pal?
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OK, then. l'm off to work.
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But l'll probably chop myself
a little wood over in the shed first.
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lf you come home early,
you gonna get a big surprise.
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Really?
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Good morning, Glen.
How was your weekend?
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All right then. See y'all tomorrow.
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l got me some lovin'
waitin' at my place.
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Whose damn bus is this?
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'Cause it is fine! Look at that horse
up there. lt looks like a real horse.
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- How's it goin', there?
- Get out of my way.
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- Krystal!
- Hey, baby.
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These are my friends.
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Don Barnes and
Donnie Van Zant...
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Danny Chauncey,
Larry Junstrom...
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Bobby Capps, and Gary Moffatt.
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- Say hey.
- Dude, how's it going?
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.38 Special?
How the hell you boys doin'?
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Man, we're just hangin' out.
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lt says here you s'posed to be playing
up in Pittsburgh tonight.
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That shirt's from 1984.
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That ain't this year! What's goin' on here?
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Oh, no, baby, come on.
lt's harmless.
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We just nostalginin'.
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Yeah, those were some good times...
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this afternoon, when we all took turns
makin' love to you.
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Daddy, them pyrotechnicals was amazing.
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You should've come early for Wet Willie.
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They really got the crowd goin'!
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- Damn it, we made us a vow.
- Early, l'm a married woman.
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l didn't let none of them buy me nothin'.
That's for you.
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Nine, ten!
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% So caught up in you, little girl %
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% And l never... %
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l got to go chop me some damn wood!
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% And baby, it's true,
you're the one %
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How we s'posed to be
fruitful and multiply...
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when this one's out in the shed
makin' it with a radial tire?
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l don't do that.
How'd you know about that?
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- Chop you some wood.
- lt's a physical thing.
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Ain't no emotional connection to it.
l'd be fine if l could just get it once!
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See there?
He called it ''it.''
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Where's the respect for my vagina?
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Come on, now. You know
l don't mean nothin' bad, sugar chunk.
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- Tell her, boys.
- Sorry, man..
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but you really need to be more sensitive,
like .38 Special is.
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Hey, baby,
how's your momma and them?
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They fine. You wanna do me?
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- You need to respect my boundaries!
- Let's just... lf l may.
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Early, now, l'm not saying
you do or don't do things with that tire...
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but perhaps leave it in the shed.
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And Krystal, maybe don't have sex
with .38 Special quite so much.
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Man, that sucks.
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And if you can make
these tiny changes...
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l'm sure the good Lord
will shine His light down upon you.
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Well, l can try.
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Well, l'll try if you try.
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l can't ask for more
than that, darlin'.
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- No means no!
- lt needs new batteries.
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- You 'bout to buy them batteries yourself...
- How many times l gotta tell you?
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lf you don't, l'm going to
have to beat 'em out of you!
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Damn, darlin', l'm sorry.
Please forgive me. l won't talk out of turn..
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That domestic disturbance
still goin' on?
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Hope nobody got killed. Sorry l was late.
Just that l got a tire gone missin'.
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We ain't seen one of them.
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How'd you get that shiner, boy?
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You know...
carryin' on at the mouth like l do.
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l probably deserved it, you know.
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That bitch there done it.
Sucker-punched me right in the eye.
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All right, then.
Come on, Granny. Let's go.
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Come on, Daddy. Tell the truth.
lt wasn't Granny.
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- l hate to do this.
- lt was Momma.
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Grabbed you by throat,
punched you, knocked you down...
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made you pee on yourself,
you got all whupped...
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kicked you in the face,
embarrassed you in front of me.
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- You got your ass whooped.
- Run along now, Russell.
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You go on and play your video game.
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You got me a video game?
Hell, yeah! Get back, aliens!
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l'm gonna kick yo' ass!
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Krystal, l'm afraid
l'm gonna have to take you in.
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lf l can, let's see, figure out how to.
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Early, baby, don't you understand?
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lt's just that
l love you so much...
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and that's why l've got
to keep you in line.
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lt's for your own good.
Someday you'll see that.
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Just take her from my sight.
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Early, l might need that.
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Sheriff, don't.
Let him have this moment.
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- You ever seen a truckboat truck?
- He's happy.
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That's right. Two trucks.
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Sandwichin' a boat.
Gonna make you do 140.
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% You're the one
that's got me down on my knees %
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% And baby it's true %
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% You're the one
who taught me, baby %
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% You taught me
how good it could be %
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