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% My dreams are all dead and buried %
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% Sometimes l wish the sun
would just explode %
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% When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom %
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% l'll take all you sons of bitches
when l go %
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- My turn.
- Hell, no.
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- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on!
- Do not touch the trim!
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Naw, l don't need no lnternet.
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No, sir. Not in my life.
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- What's that, daddy?
- Rusty, what do you think of white people?
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Well, l... l reckon they OK.
l likey my Doobie Brothers.
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- He ain't ready.
- That's not rightly fairly.
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We all was loving Doobie Brothers.
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Yeah, hell,
l reckon you right.
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Damn them Doobies
and they Chinese Grove.
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Russell, are you ready
for the special night tonight?
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What we gonna do?
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Go down to Atlanta and whip our shirts off,
start a bunch of bullness?
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Nope. Funner than that.
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You heard what she said. Now, go ahead
and put your arm up right here.
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- Why do l gotta do that for, Daddy?
- Witches be gone from his body!
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My will hath been done.
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We ain't driving
no witches from his body.
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Well, it's done.
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Tonight's good old
Tuesday's Hate White Rally.
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Look at my hand, Daddy.
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- Yeah, l see that.
- lt hurts.
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Well, y'all need me, l'll be putting
pictures of my ass on the lnternet.
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Lil, you ain't gonna come out
and hate the whites with us?
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We gonna roast some weenies.
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Well, la dee damn da.
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All right, then, where was we at?
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Give us the strength
to cleanse the Earth...
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of the milk chalk scourge
so they keep 'em away from me.
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Dump 'em on the island!
Blow up the island.
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Look ye upon this cash money
a symbol of the white power...
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who would jingle the smartest fool
with metally money.
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- Burn all the metally money!
- Burn it now!
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- All right, now, Granny. Burn your money.
- No, thank you.
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And these skis,
tools of their wicked recreational activities.
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Chalk men skiing on his white
snow in his tighty whites...
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just like a white wing dove
sing a song about what they singing.
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- Hoo, baby, hoo, baby, hoo!
- Light the damn skis.
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That a boy, Rusty! Burn them
son-a-bitches. Embrace the hatred.
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They live in houses,
don't they, Daddy?
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Burn the damn house!
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Guess white people
do live in houses.
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Hot damn, what about
these trees over here?
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- What about these trees, Granny?
- No, the trees are fine.
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- Burn the damn trees.
- Burn them!
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Look, everyone!
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lt's the creature from the prophecy.
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Naw, it's just me.
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Help me, Obi Wan,
you're my only hope.
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For luck. Get it?
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Star Wars?
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Ain't this the sci-fi convention?
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Enter the circle of fire
and answer the inquisitation.
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Answer the inquisitation.
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Stop those drums, Kevin!
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Tell me, Sheriff. What do you...
What do you think of white people?
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Well, they're all right, l guess.
l mean, l like them Doobie Brothers.
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Doobies aside.
Doobies has been desquawkified. All right?
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Actually, Early,
l really don't mind whites so much.
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l mean, some of my best friends are white.
Like me. l'm white.
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- You what to the what now?
- Did l mention that to you boys?
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Hey, look. See?
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White as a Vidalia onion
and twice as sweet.
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- Oh, no.
- Denial! Denial!
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l have done deceptified
by a Sheriff with ognorance.
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Burn the Sheriff.
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ls that what this is all about?
A Hate White rally?
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Well, it don't have to be just whites.
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l mean, we're all inclusive here,
except for them damn whites.
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Why do you squids
hate whites so bad?
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Typical. Whitey needs
an explanation for every damn thing.
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- Hey, Sheriff, where's your skis?
- Yeah, Chalky loves to ski, don't he?
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Early, we're all the same
on the inside.
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Here, take a look.
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Up my butt.
l've had some pain recently.
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- You see anything?
- A lot of red.
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What happened
to the damn house?!
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That there's a symbol
of the evil white chalky man, Daddy.
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- lt's a symbol of where l keep my ... son!
- l'll tell you something...
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and l'll say it right now with my mouth
and it needs to be listen-ded.
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Whites is too deflective...
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with their sheeny skin
beating sunlight into my eyes.
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Can't tell them apart,
looking like lightbulbs with shoes on...
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all be-bopping around all over the place.
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Except for you, Sheriff.
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You one of the good ones.
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- Oh, yeah. You one of the good ones.
- Thank you, ma'am.
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'Cause you got a gun.
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Now, Sheriff,
unless you come up here to sexotize...
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humpify or bangulate my grandma...
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then l suggest you turn
your pretty little whitey wagon around...
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and get on back to chalky town.
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l will, Early.
But before l go...
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l'm going to tell you where society
would be without the white man.
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Eli Whitney, the inventor of the cotton gin.
A white man.
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How about Crawford Long?
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He discovered ether,
when he wasn't busy being white.
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And you know that Sphinx in
the ancient pyramids of Egypt?
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- Who do you think built those, Rusty?
- l don't know. Chalkasians?
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Actually, no.
But they were in charge, probably.
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Any fans of basketball out there?
Here's a name.
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Larry Bird.
The inventor of the slam dunk.
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That's a signature white move.
Look it up.
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Rusty, you know the rap music?
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l know N.W.A.
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% The police going straight
from the underground %
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% l don't like a brother
'cause he's brown %
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Well, those ''N''s wouldn't
have any ''A'' at all...
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if it wasn't for the white police state.
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ln fact, all music:
rock, R&B, gospel, even reggae...
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descended from,
you guessed it, whites.
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So, now what do you think?
How you like me now?
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What about slavery?
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Who abolished it?
A white man, thank you.
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But didn't you whip 'em and stuff?
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Rusty, if it weren't for us whites,
your land right over here...
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would be completely
overrun by red lndians.
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Hell, no.
Not this land, red man!
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And your Granny over there?
She'd be plunking her life savings...
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into $5 slots
at a Cherokee Casino and Spa...
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watching Jay Leno perform
for two weeks this October...
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followed
by the Beach Boys featuring Mike Love.
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Silence the lies!
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Why do things have to change?
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We've been hating whites
since Jesus was a june bug.
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Granny, even he was a white man.
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Here, take a look
at this novelty plastic Jesus.
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Go ahead.
Pull his sandals.
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Gotcha!
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- Now get on back to your teepees!
- Folks, my point is this.
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- Whites.
- Oh, Jesus. You're white? ls this true?
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Yes, child. lt is l, Jesus.
And you know what?
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Whether you are white, black,
Asian, or Hispanic...
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we are all the same in spirit.
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Except for me. l'm pretty amazing.
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- Check it out. Was this your card?
- No, Lord.
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- How about this one?
- Nope.
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- Then it must be this one.
- Naw.
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- OK, can l do it from the top?
- Have you ever done this trick before?
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They're stuck is what it is,
and it's hard to... Was this your card?
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- No.
- Gonna try it one more time, child of mine.
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- Was this your card?
- No.
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- Was it... Was it diamonds?
- No.
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lt wouldn't be a trick
if l told you that.
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- Three of hearts.
- No.
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No. Oh, Lord, no.
No, that ain't it, either.
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No, Lord. Now, see, that's the joker.
That shouldn't even be in the deck.
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lt's the five of diamonds, Jesus.
lt's always the damn five of diamonds.
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There we go!
Hurray, magic Jesus!
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Did he say anything
different this time?
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He says we all gotta love our brother.
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ln other words, no.
Thank you, white Jesus!
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Early, ain't no whites
ever bothered you.
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l guess you're just hating
for the sake of hating.
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lt ain't that, Sheriff.
lt's something else.
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She was my dream, my muse...
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a vision suitable
for the wide screen format.
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l can still taste
her fist against my face.
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The sweet sugary sweat
from a lifetime of diabetes.
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A heartbeat you could hear
from six blocks away...
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one big pump ev'ry hour.
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These ain't glazed.
These are powdered cake.
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You brainless chugnut.
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You can't even get a donut right.
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No, no! l can't tell him. l can't!
Get off my ass, demon love!
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Douse the pain.
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Tell me what, Daddy?
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Santa Claus is dead!
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- Your mama's white.
- Oh, my God!
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She's fat as hell, too.
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