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This is where it begins.
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Two atoms of hydrogen bond with
a single atom of oxygen to form H20,
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otherwise known as water.
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Then, if all goes well, the
temperature drops below freezing,
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the water crystallises
and a pretty brilliant thing happens.
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lf you ask me, the miracle isn't how
each snowflake is perfectly formed.
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The real winter miracle is
what can happen afterwards.
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lt's called a ''snow day''.
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lt's a day kids live for.
Schools close, roads disappear,
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grown men weep.
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My sister Natalie says
anything can happen on a snow day.
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This is the story
of one of those days.
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A day that changed the lives of me
and my family...forever.
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(SPEAKS HAWAllAN)
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ln Hawaiian that means,
"the hands tell a story".
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And these hands are saying,
"happy sunny funtime" ,
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as more warm weather wiggles its way
into our area. Back to you, Phyllis.
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Hot weather, a hot body.
What more can you ask for?
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Mahuuna aui!
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Next a story of a man
who sued himself and won!
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- "Mahuuna aui?"
- lt means kiss my butt.
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- You were great.
- l'm a meteorologist, Tina.
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Last time l checked,
meteorologists wore pants!
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Last time l checked, we were number
three in a three station market.
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Therefore, wear the skirt
or hit the bricks.
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Tom, l know this is hard on your dignity,
but unless we beat Chad Symmonz...
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..we're stuck.
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Climb aboard as we dip down
underneath the clouds
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for our exclusive Channel 1 0
3-D Dopeler radar.
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lt's Doppler radar, you moron.
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From top to the bottom,
from the side to the side.
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lf you wanna wear pants,
get Symmonz's ratings.
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Take a look at that.
Right here in Syracuse
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we're gonna be rockin' the old Casbah
with...woah...sixty degrees.
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We were in the middle of one of
those freakishly warm winters
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that are pretty popular among...
well, freaks.
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Oh, yeah.
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Meet Principal Ken Weaver,
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the man who was number one
on every kid's winter hit parade.
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Man-oh-man of La Mancha!
You hit Principal Weaver!
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ls that the best you got? ls it?
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Well, how about this?
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# Oh, there's no snow for you
Oh, there's no snow for you
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# Nothing but blue skies for me.
Are you going to school... #
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Guy's getting way too cocky.
Look, he's rubbing our faces in it.
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l'm an isosceles triangle!
Big target! Come on!
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That clam dip's gotta learn that
winter's not over until we say it's over.
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Quick, let's reload.
This man's asking for it.
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That's it from last year's stash.
l guess we're out until it snows again.
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lf it snows.
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lt'll snow.
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While my sister Natalie worried about
the fate of an entire season,
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l had my mind on
more important things.
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Her name was Claire Bonner.
Was l obsessed?
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Let's say l know the exact number
of times she blinks per minute.
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lnteresting.
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That dive told me that
she's looking for a new love in her life.
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You know, someone bold, fresh...sexy.
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Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you
if your hair was on fire.
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To people like her,
people like you are invisible.
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So you guys think l'm invisible?
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Then, l guess she won't see me
when l do this.
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All right, so l'm invisible.
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The day will come when Claire will see
what she's been missing.
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She saw what she was missing.
Me, Hal Brandston, Mr Smooth.
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My original idea was to stay
underwater until l died,
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but luckily the deep end
had other plans for me.
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lt was destiny.
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Dude, give her the bracelet.
This is your big chance.
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l'm just waiting for the right moment.
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Hey, babe. Hop in,
everyone's waiting for us at the diner.
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- Go away.
- Claire bear.
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You don't return my calls.
You won't talk to me.
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- l needed some time to think.
- What is there to think about?
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You're Claire Bonner and l'm Chuck
Wheeler. America's dream team.
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Not any more.
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What are you looking at?!
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You have defied the mighty Meltar
for the last time.
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Prepare to taste
the flame of justice, Freon.
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How many times must l tell you?
lt's Doctor Freon! Doctor!
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- Natalie?
- Hey, Fangor.
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You came just in time. Glad you're here!
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What have l told you about
playing with these? They're collectibles.
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lt would seem that your brother
is something of a Nimrod, is he not?
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- That's enough from you, Mr Freon.
- That's Doctor Freon. Doctor.
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Seriously,
hands off the merchandise, okay?
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lf l'm gonna sell these,
l've got to keep them mint.
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- Sell them? You can't split us up.
- Teams split up all the time. lt happens.
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- Who will defend the universe?
- The universe will be just fine.
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No, it won't .
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- Dad, is it ever gonna snow?
- Aw...
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l don't know, sweetheart.
lt's been tough lately.
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- Last year it was El Ni�o, this year...
- El Sucko.
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El Sucko, yeah.
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Randall, is that the way
we eat soup in this house?
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No, l'm sorry.
He wants to swim with the sharks,
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he's gonna lose a little blood.
Yes, l know that's what...
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l gotta go.
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l know, l'm late again. l'm sorry.
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- l'm a terrible mother, l know.
- Right again.
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But l know that in your hearts
you'll find a way to forgive me.
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And you are?
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- Randy, call security!
- Yes, sir.
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That's funny. Very funny.
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- So, what did l miss?
- l can fit my fist in my mouth.
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- Show Mum.
- Wow.
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That's dandy, honey.
That's wonderful! That's cool.
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(CELLPHONE RlNGS )
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This dollar is yours if you let it ring.
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Please. Easiest buck
l ever made in my life.
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Oh, brother.
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(PHONE STlLL RlNGlNG )
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- So, how was everybody's day?
- Good.
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l'll be back in just a second! Talk to me.
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l guess that phone call
must've been important.
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# l've been waiting
for a girl like you
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# To come into my life
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# l've been waiting
for a girl like you
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# Your loving will survive... #
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What are you doing?
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l didn't say you could come in my room.
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Just get out of my room!
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Hi, Nats. Anything out there?
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l think so. lt's getting colder out.
The needle moved.
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That it has. Maybe we've got
a little low pressure heading our way.
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l'm going out.
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- Good.
- Why good?
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- He's been acting all weird lately.
- He has a lot on his mind.
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You know, girls and...
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Pretty much mostly girls.
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- lt that why he has an ankle bracelet?
- Could be. Could be.
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Boys Hal's age like to experiment...
Did you say ankle bracelet?
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Well... lt's perfectly normal.
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Oh, l forgot. l brought you something.
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Mum gave me this when l started out
at the station. A good luck charm.
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Maybe it'll work better for you.
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Cool! Thanks.
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Could you guys help me?
lt's stuck.
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You get the head, l get the crowbar.
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Don't tell me you don't see a pattern.
The bracelet, the break up...
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The fact that we're both
big fans of whales.
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- Whales?
- Yeah.
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- Gentle giants. What's not to love?
- Exactly.
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Hal, you're starting to scare me.
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lf you wanna go out,
why don't you go with Patty Krone?
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For some reason
she thinks you're cute.
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l can't go out with a leg jiggler. Besides,
this thing with Claire is destiny.
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- Are you catching any of this?
- Oh, yeah.
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All right, you want proof?
Well, this is it.
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Okay, here we go.
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Breathe, breathe.
Easy, easy, nice and easy.
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Who's the man?
You're the man. Come on.
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Let's go. Keep it moving.
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Well, here l come, baby.
Large and in charge, and totally...
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..invisible.
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l wish it was this easy.
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What are you doing? Daydreaming?
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- Just catching snowflakes.
- Did they taste good? lt's getting late.
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Come on, scoot down.
Tomorrow is a school day.
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- Don't rub it in.
- Love you. Sweet dreams.
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You're on in two minutes, Mr Sunshine.
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Oh... That's not supposed to be there.
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That can't be right.
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Can it?
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Snow! And lots of it, folks.
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This one almost caught us by surprise,
but we were right on top of it.
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A fast-moving little system
coming down from Canada,
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colliding with the warm flow
we've been experiencing...
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Snow! !
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Last night's record snowfall
grinding the area to a halt...
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The following are closed for today:
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Titan Tool & Dye,
the Carousel Mall...
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..the Health Farm,
Fromlin's Corduroy Shop...
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..and finally,
the weekly poker game at my house.
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That concludes
the list of closings for today.
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No, they can't do this to us.
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Oh, and, l forgot one.
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All schools are officially closed
for a snow day.
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No school, no school, no school!
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- Snow day...
- Snow day!
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Snow day, snow day, snow day!
Anything can happen, Hal.
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Oh, no...
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No matter how brave
you thought you were,
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just hearing his name could make
you wish you lived in Florida.
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Snowploughman!
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To adults, he's just a creepy guy with
a plough named ''Darling Clementine'',
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but to us he's a snow day assassin.
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A man in serious need
of a good flossing.
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Legend has it his tyre chains
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are made from the braces of kids
who didn't get out of his way.
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They say the only thing he loves
is his bird, Trudy.
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Run for your lives!
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- l really don't like him.
- He's not a fun guy.
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He's gotta be stopped.
What do you say, Hal?
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This was gonna be the year. The prize,
the legendary "Second Snow Day".
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Think of it, Hal. Two in a row.
We've never had two in a row before.
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Sorry, but there's something l gotta do.
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- Claire Bonner. Who's she?
- Just this girl. You don't know her.
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Wait a second. You're gonna waste
a snow day on some girl?
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Look. Tomorrow everything
goes back to normal,
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and l'll be one of a million guys wishing
Claire Bonner was their girlfriend.
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But today, maybe l can change that.
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- But we're a team.
- And we always will be.
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- But l gotta go solo today, all right?
- That's okay. l don't need you anyway.
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- There's no way l can stay home.
- lt's not about giving you a break.
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Okay, that's a good idea.
We'll leave Randy here by himself.
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Briefcase, check.
Commuter mug, check.
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Lucky Troll doll, check.
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Look out, Asian carbonated beverage
market. Here comes trouble.
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Don't worry, Mum.
There'll be other work days.
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Mum may have lost a chance
to swim with the sharks,
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but at least
she gained a little quality time.
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Okay, clean Mummy's clothes. Okay.
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As for me...l stood on the threshold
of a brave new world.
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Winter Wonderland, my butt...
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- Hey, beautiful day, isn't it?
- Give me a break!
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"Neither rain nor sleet nor..."
What's the last one, Mr Hebert?
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Everybody makes fun of the mailman.
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Oh, great. That's just great.
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Well, at least
l can see the outline of my car.
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My own little blue car.
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Today is really, really...shaping up.
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(SlNGLE WHlSTLE)
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(WHlSTLE)
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lf you kids think...
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..because l'm not...
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You kids wanna play rough?
l invented rough!
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Must muster the courage of
1 0 principals. Must get home.
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Now!
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No, no, no!
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- You've got the reflexes of a dead cow.
- Oh, yeah?
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00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:25,354
lt would seem that it is l who has
the oxygen depriving sleeper hold.
233
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:33,029
l wonder if in Hawaii instead of
snow days they have lava days.
234
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,068
- ln LA they get off on bad hair days.
- l heard that, too.
235
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,698
Hey, you know...
236
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:46,415
The problem is, you can never
make a perfect snow angel.
237
00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:50,124
There's always gonna be
that handprint when you climb out.
238
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,716
Come here.
239
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,343
- Not always.
- lt's perfect.
240
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,099
lt sure is.
241
00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:03,813
Come on.
242
00:26:06,317 --> 00:26:11,145
You know what we can do today?
Start an avalanche.
243
00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:15,154
- l've got a bracelet to return.
- No, no.
244
00:26:15,326 --> 00:26:19,656
Lane, this snow day has given me
a second chance with Claire.
245
00:26:19,831 --> 00:26:25,620
What do you think she's gonna do? Hug
you, lick your ear and call you "Bunky" ?
246
00:26:25,795 --> 00:26:28,915
Maybe you don't believe in
true love, but l do.
247
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:33,170
ls that what you think it is?
Man, you're dumb!
248
00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:37,294
Love isn't about fate
and magic bracelets and destiny.
249
00:26:37,474 --> 00:26:43,429
lt's about finding someone you
can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes.
250
00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:48,101
- You're a real romantic.
- This is gonna end in flames.
251
00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:52,570
Come on, Lane, have a little faith.
lt is a snow day.
252
00:27:16,263 --> 00:27:18,339
What do you think you're doing?
253
00:27:18,515 --> 00:27:23,343
Chet's trying to break his all-time
record. Oh, man. You blew it!
254
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,557
- l told you to lay down the rug.
- We will.
255
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:30,101
l thought
this was supposed to be a day off.
256
00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:34,773
Wayne, l'd be careful about
eating too much of that stuff.
257
00:27:34,949 --> 00:27:40,654
With all those layers, if you had to go
to the bathroom, it could be close.
258
00:27:43,082 --> 00:27:48,752
All right, you brought Meltar!
Where's his faithful sidekick Fangor?
259
00:27:48,921 --> 00:27:52,871
Chasing some girl. Don't even ask.
260
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:56,087
So, what's our quest today?
261
00:27:56,262 --> 00:28:00,840
You know what Meltar says,
"Listen to the wind!"
262
00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:09,273
That's not the wind!
263
00:28:28,336 --> 00:28:30,957
Snowploughman.
264
00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:40,963
Come on! Move it!
265
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:48,763
l don't know about this.
Couldn't we just make a snowman?
266
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:52,143
No way. This is the year
Hal and l said we'd take him down.
267
00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:56,945
- Hal's not here so...
- Snowball. Now.
268
00:28:57,115 --> 00:29:00,531
What do you need? Standard
"Slushball" , always dependable.
269
00:29:00,702 --> 00:29:05,530
The ever-popular "Moonball". The last
thing he sees is you mooning him.
270
00:29:05,707 --> 00:29:08,245
l've got the jelly-filled "Snownut".
271
00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:13,126
And this one...speaks for itself.
272
00:29:13,674 --> 00:29:18,170
- Give me the "Snownut".
- Oh, man. l gotta whiz!
273
00:29:21,723 --> 00:29:23,515
(SCREAMlNG )
274
00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:40,194
- lt's now or never.
- l'll go with now!
275
00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:36,419
Run!
276
00:30:38,092 --> 00:30:41,508
Put some oomph into it, Wayno!
277
00:30:42,472 --> 00:30:46,885
No, don't leave me here!
l don't wanna die with my pants down!
278
00:30:50,897 --> 00:30:56,271
lf you can't hunt with the big dogs, you
better sit on the porch with the pups!
279
00:30:58,238 --> 00:31:00,527
Come on, guys! Help!
280
00:31:03,743 --> 00:31:05,985
Come on, Chet, go!
281
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:17,255
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
282
00:31:42,116 --> 00:31:46,991
The office is closed down,
and you make me come to work.
283
00:31:47,162 --> 00:31:52,287
l had to walk the whole way!
Look at my toes.
284
00:31:52,459 --> 00:31:57,371
- They're frozen, like ''Tater-Tots''.
- Nona, what was l supposed to do?
285
00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:59,790
l'm completely snowed-in here.
286
00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:02,458
Everybody else is taking the day off.
Why can't we?
287
00:32:02,636 --> 00:32:04,962
We have worked too hard and too long
288
00:32:05,139 --> 00:32:10,382
to let a little snow get in the way of 42
percent global market share. lt'll be fun!
289
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:13,597
First thing l need
is the quarterly earnings report.
290
00:32:14,607 --> 00:32:18,439
The first thing you need
is a stun gun for your kid.
291
00:32:21,697 --> 00:32:23,524
l'll call you back.
292
00:32:24,784 --> 00:32:29,529
Randy honey, is that any way
to treat your head?
293
00:32:29,705 --> 00:32:33,703
l wanna go outside. Mrs Huffner
lets us go outside at school.
294
00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:38,704
But remember what Mummy said?
When her work is done, we go outside.
295
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:51,765
Tell me a story.
296
00:32:54,397 --> 00:32:57,232
Okay, okay.
297
00:32:58,818 --> 00:33:04,939
Once upon a time, in a land far,
far away there lived a little prince...
298
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:10,074
Mrs Huffner tells us the story
about the pokey little puppy.
299
00:33:10,246 --> 00:33:14,030
l see. Well,
Mummy doesn't know that story.
300
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:18,337
Can Mrs Huffner do this?
301
00:33:18,505 --> 00:33:20,332
Hee-haw! Hee-Haw!
302
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:23,964
Mrs Huffner brings in a real donkey.
303
00:33:26,179 --> 00:33:31,766
Did Mrs Huffner give you that paint set
you wanted for your birthday?
304
00:33:31,935 --> 00:33:34,058
lt's on Mummy's bed.
305
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,934
Yeah, yeah!
306
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:40,938
Take that, Mrs Huffner.
307
00:33:51,705 --> 00:33:55,573
- Hey, Principal Weaver.
- Hey, kids.
308
00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:58,954
Enjoying your day off?
l know l sure am.
309
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,879
l'm ...taking...names!
310
00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:10,213
l wonder what people say when they
hear about Claire falling in love with me.
311
00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:13,890
l know what Chuck is gonna say.
"Prepare to die, waste case."
312
00:34:14,061 --> 00:34:18,688
Chuck? He had his chance.
Today, she's all mine.
313
00:34:34,248 --> 00:34:37,582
l love you, Claire!
l wanna stroke your hair.
314
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:43,417
lt's like "Clairestock".
315
00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:56,267
- Bill, what are you doing here?
- Word gets around, dude.
316
00:34:56,437 --> 00:35:00,056
You're not the only guy
who knew they broke up.
317
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:04,183
Some of these guys
came all the way from Rochester.
318
00:35:05,613 --> 00:35:10,240
You gotta be kidding me!
Beat it, dips! Got that, Korn?
319
00:35:10,994 --> 00:35:17,162
Disappear before you get free passes
to the Chuck Wheeler House of Pain!
320
00:35:27,552 --> 00:35:29,344
Claire bear, it's me!
321
00:35:29,512 --> 00:35:33,890
Let me up, we gotta talk!
Claire, l'm begging you.
322
00:35:34,059 --> 00:35:36,728
Sorry, Chuck, l can't hear you!
323
00:35:36,895 --> 00:35:41,604
We'll be right back
with a live Channel Six weather...
324
00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:45,938
Cheer up. At least she watches
your dad's station.
325
00:35:49,157 --> 00:35:51,150
Yes, she does.
326
00:35:51,326 --> 00:35:53,568
Just give me one little minute.
327
00:35:57,916 --> 00:36:00,123
All right, but only a minute.
328
00:36:03,922 --> 00:36:07,872
You wanted to wear pants,
you're wearing pants.
329
00:36:08,051 --> 00:36:13,591
Tina, people don't want this "Frosty
the Weatherman" stuff. They don't .
330
00:36:13,766 --> 00:36:16,969
They want real weather from the only
guy who knows what he's doing.
331
00:36:17,144 --> 00:36:22,055
They want someone who can
juggle fire and make cool noises.
332
00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:25,602
You're wrong. People will find out
who predicted the storm first,
333
00:36:25,778 --> 00:36:28,945
and when they do,
watch out, Chad Symmonz.
334
00:36:29,114 --> 00:36:34,489
Claire bear! What happened
yesterday was...yesterday.
335
00:36:35,704 --> 00:36:39,287
Today is today.
A day to go skating.
336
00:36:43,087 --> 00:36:46,919
- What do you say?
- We broke up!
337
00:36:47,091 --> 00:36:51,005
- Yes, but not technically. Let's talk.
- Yes. Technically.
338
00:36:51,178 --> 00:36:53,171
(TV) Let it snow, let it snow.
339
00:36:53,347 --> 00:36:58,305
That's what kids of central New York
are saying as last night's snowfall...
340
00:36:58,478 --> 00:37:01,051
Oh, honey...
341
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:06,438
l'm here at Slupperton Hill, or
as the kids like to call it, "Suicide Hill".
342
00:37:06,611 --> 00:37:13,230
And what better way to say, ''Yeah,
winter!'' than with a toboggan ride?
343
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,035
Hey, Dad!
344
00:37:15,203 --> 00:37:20,992
l'm gonna ask my friends to give me
just a little push. l said a little one!
345
00:37:56,411 --> 00:38:00,409
What is this? Frank, pan off him.
Pan off him, Frank!
346
00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:03,369
Do something. Do something!
347
00:38:04,336 --> 00:38:06,625
Claire, l know you're watching.
348
00:38:06,797 --> 00:38:09,963
My name is Hal.
You don't know me but l know you.
349
00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:13,384
l know that your favourite gum
is " watermelon Bubblicious".
350
00:38:13,554 --> 00:38:16,127
And that you can't go
a whole day without diving,
351
00:38:16,306 --> 00:38:20,174
and that you have the most amazing
brown eyes l've ever seen.
352
00:38:20,352 --> 00:38:24,184
l also know that yesterday
''America's Dream Team'' broke up.
353
00:38:24,356 --> 00:38:26,894
Personally, l think it was the right move.
354
00:38:27,067 --> 00:38:33,817
So, today, if you're wondering
what to do next, try something new. Me.
355
00:38:33,991 --> 00:38:36,778
lt's a snow day, Claire.
Anything can happen.
356
00:38:47,171 --> 00:38:51,383
Hal, when l was your age, l used to
wear cologne to get a girl to notice me.
357
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:57,174
l'm sorry, Dad, but it's just that this girl
is just...so, you know, she's just...
358
00:38:57,348 --> 00:39:02,935
l know what you mean. Get your blood
running, huh? Do what you have to do.
359
00:39:03,104 --> 00:39:07,730
Don't worry. We meteorologists
are trained for the unpredictable.
360
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:11,519
You might wanna look at this.
We taped the Channel 1 0 feed and...
361
00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:16,358
Who was there first
when the blizzard of the century came?
362
00:39:16,534 --> 00:39:18,277
Why, Chad Symmonz, of course.
363
00:39:18,453 --> 00:39:23,162
Whenever there's weather
that affects our area, l'll be there first.
364
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:27,449
First one, my butt! Liar!
365
00:39:28,087 --> 00:39:32,132
Liar! Who was first?
Who was it?
366
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:37,840
- Tom, it's okay!
- Who was first? Just one. Liar!
367
00:39:38,014 --> 00:39:40,932
So, how was l?
368
00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:47,349
Remember in sixth grade when you
wore those rainbow suspenders all year
369
00:39:47,524 --> 00:39:51,023
because you
thought they were so cool?
370
00:39:51,194 --> 00:39:55,903
- lt was kinda like that.
- l know what l'm doing, okay?
371
00:39:57,075 --> 00:40:00,776
Then enlighten me.
How does that work into your plans?
372
00:40:02,873 --> 00:40:06,289
What'd you expect?
They always get back together.
373
00:40:08,253 --> 00:40:11,088
# There she goes
374
00:40:12,382 --> 00:40:19,512
# There she goes again
Racing through my brain
375
00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:23,385
# And l just can't contain
376
00:40:24,228 --> 00:40:27,893
# This feeling that remains
377
00:40:30,484 --> 00:40:35,027
# There she goes
There she goes again... #
378
00:40:44,498 --> 00:40:49,207
Why do l have to be the decoy?
l'm the one who got the ketchup.
379
00:40:49,378 --> 00:40:51,501
lf you don't play dead,
you're gonna be dead.
380
00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:55,207
- That's comforting.
- Here he comes.
381
00:40:57,011 --> 00:41:01,055
Next time
you can get your own ketchup!
382
00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:04,429
This better not stain my coat.
383
00:41:04,602 --> 00:41:10,474
# Oh, my darling Clementine...#
384
00:42:08,124 --> 00:42:10,497
l'm going for the keys.
385
00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:47,529
A little dab'll do ya.
386
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,755
(SQUAWK!)
387
00:42:59,468 --> 00:43:03,596
Hello, birdie. Pretty birdie.
388
00:43:03,764 --> 00:43:07,809
Yes, you're a pretty birdie.
389
00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:11,512
You're a pretty birdie. Hello.
390
00:43:23,576 --> 00:43:25,818
Chet! Chet! Chet!
391
00:43:32,251 --> 00:43:34,623
Hey, get out of my plough!
392
00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:40,377
No... Trudy!
393
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,552
You want her? Come get her, dirtbag!
394
00:43:44,806 --> 00:43:47,094
Thank you and goodnight, everybody!
395
00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:51,510
Trudy!
396
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:34,136
Of course, that was Love Letters
by the sultan of smooth, Mr Al Martino.
397
00:44:34,314 --> 00:44:37,730
While we're still in a romantic mood,
skaters are reminded
398
00:44:37,901 --> 00:44:40,772
that there's no better way
to say ''l love you''
399
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:46,486
than with a brand new pair of skate
guards. On sale in the main office.
400
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:49,827
Come on. lf you won't do it for me,
do it for them.
401
00:44:49,997 --> 00:44:53,413
How many years has he been putting
everybody to sleep with that music?
402
00:44:53,584 --> 00:44:58,874
Are you ready to party? l know l am.
So, let's make the scene, Gene,
403
00:44:59,048 --> 00:45:06,130
as - who else ? - Al Martino
invites us to enter a world of fascination.
404
00:45:06,305 --> 00:45:12,177
# lt was fascination, l know
405
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:20,067
# And it might have ended
right there at the start... #
406
00:45:22,738 --> 00:45:24,197
Hey!
407
00:45:24,365 --> 00:45:27,698
- Chuck, can l ask you a question?
- Ask away.
408
00:45:27,868 --> 00:45:30,442
- Who am l?
- You're my woman.
409
00:45:30,621 --> 00:45:33,077
No. Who am l as a person?
410
00:45:33,249 --> 00:45:37,662
We've been dating three years.
What do you really know about me?
411
00:45:38,379 --> 00:45:42,128
Wow...heavy. Okay, well, eh...
412
00:45:42,842 --> 00:45:48,085
Your favourite animal is a chimpanzee.
You're absolutely crazy about chimps.
413
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:54,101
Spider monkeys?
414
00:45:56,522 --> 00:45:59,523
Mr Zellweger, please!
lt's an emergency!
415
00:45:59,943 --> 00:46:03,358
- What's the problem?
- Oh, my gosh. ln the ladies' room.
416
00:46:03,529 --> 00:46:06,899
- l tried to stop her. l really did.
- Stop who from doing what?
417
00:46:07,826 --> 00:46:11,870
" Al Martino bites the big one."
That's what she wrote.
418
00:46:12,038 --> 00:46:17,281
ln the bathroom stall. Some weird girl
with a dog collar and a snake tattoo.
419
00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,536
What kind of sicko!
420
00:46:19,713 --> 00:46:22,001
Take me to her now!
421
00:46:33,101 --> 00:46:37,313
What are those things that
have bright red butts? Baboons!
422
00:46:37,481 --> 00:46:42,688
- Chuck, what colour are my eyes?
- They're green, of course.
423
00:46:43,653 --> 00:46:48,197
A darkish shade of green,
looks like brown. l'm on top of it.
424
00:46:48,367 --> 00:46:52,863
One last question.
What flavour gum do l chew?
425
00:46:58,168 --> 00:47:03,329
- What kind of a bogus question is that?
- Kid on TV knew.
426
00:47:03,507 --> 00:47:05,915
- What kid on TV?
- Him.
427
00:47:06,093 --> 00:47:07,670
May l have your attention?
428
00:47:07,845 --> 00:47:12,672
Due to circumstances, Mr Zellweger
cannot be with us right now.
429
00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:16,432
So...to continue in the party mood...
430
00:47:16,603 --> 00:47:21,147
..l'd like to make a special
snow day dedication to Claire Bonner.
431
00:47:24,403 --> 00:47:28,982
Hi. You might think l'm crazy, Claire.
That's okay.
432
00:47:32,077 --> 00:47:34,200
(ROCK MUSlC )
433
00:47:42,922 --> 00:47:46,125
You are so dead.
434
00:47:46,926 --> 00:47:50,295
What? l can't hear you.
435
00:47:54,433 --> 00:47:57,968
Hal, let's go.
l think you made your point.
436
00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:15,569
Makes me sick!
Swarms of vermin.
437
00:48:15,747 --> 00:48:21,168
Destructive, ignorant cretins.
Metallica sucks.
438
00:48:24,714 --> 00:48:29,091
Snowploughman,
l mean, Mr Snowploughman,
439
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:35,678
l was wondering. That story about how
you frequently grind kids into road salt...
440
00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:38,638
lt's just a story, right?
441
00:48:40,063 --> 00:48:43,147
You can get back to me on that.
No rush.
442
00:48:54,995 --> 00:48:56,619
l'm toast.
443
00:49:07,341 --> 00:49:10,128
Sorry to interrupt
your afternoon, ma'am, but...
444
00:49:10,302 --> 00:49:14,679
..l was wondering if you could
tell me where l can find your daughter.
445
00:49:15,641 --> 00:49:19,685
Natalie? Natalie Brandston?
Why, is she in trouble?
446
00:49:19,853 --> 00:49:25,014
Oh...no, no, no, it's a...
447
00:49:25,192 --> 00:49:29,984
Well, just a bunch of the kids
signed up for free plough rides.
448
00:49:30,155 --> 00:49:33,322
- Oh...
- Your little Natalie is next in line.
449
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:37,620
Great. You must be the guy
the kids call "Snowploughman".
450
00:49:38,873 --> 00:49:44,247
The kids have a lot of different names
for me but you can call me Roger.
451
00:49:46,172 --> 00:49:48,045
Okay, Roger.
452
00:49:48,966 --> 00:49:51,671
Oh, is that Wayne Alworth?
Hi, honey!
453
00:49:51,844 --> 00:49:57,847
- Mrs Brandston!
- Yeah, that's actually Wayne.
454
00:49:58,017 --> 00:50:00,971
He's just finishing his plough ride.
455
00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:02,723
(HORN BLARES )
456
00:50:02,897 --> 00:50:07,855
- The kids really love to toot the horn.
- What's he writing?
457
00:50:10,571 --> 00:50:14,190
Pleh? Pleh...
458
00:50:14,367 --> 00:50:19,907
That's actually a kind of...
Well, it's a technical term.
459
00:50:20,081 --> 00:50:27,128
Just a ploughing term. Ma'am,
there's a lot of kids on this list, so...
460
00:50:27,297 --> 00:50:30,298
- ..if l could find your daughter...
- Sorry. Sure...
461
00:50:34,262 --> 00:50:40,217
Randy, sweetheart! What are you...
l got him a paint set for his birthday...
462
00:50:40,393 --> 00:50:43,679
Honey, you'll freeze to death.
Come back!
463
00:50:46,941 --> 00:50:49,183
(PHONE RlNGS )
464
00:51:04,668 --> 00:51:06,079
Hello?
465
00:51:06,253 --> 00:51:10,831
Snowploughman, there's someone
here who wants to say hi to you.
466
00:51:13,010 --> 00:51:19,463
Trudy! Are you okay, baby? They
haven't hurt you yet, have they, honey?
467
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:23,093
- Not yet.
- What do you want from me?
468
00:51:23,270 --> 00:51:27,268
We get our friend back
and you give us a second snow day.
469
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,691
- No way.
- Then we keep the bird, you keep him.
470
00:51:41,246 --> 00:51:42,789
What do you want me to do?
471
00:51:49,088 --> 00:51:51,246
Bill?
472
00:51:51,423 --> 00:51:54,709
Check it out. French fry log cabin.
473
00:51:54,885 --> 00:51:58,669
- You're not wasting your day.
- l know it.
474
00:51:58,848 --> 00:52:02,632
- What's going on? Where's Hal?
- Football field.
475
00:52:03,352 --> 00:52:07,682
He's off building
some kind of shrine to Lady Claire.
476
00:52:07,857 --> 00:52:11,771
And l'm the feeb
who's been sent here to fetch her.
477
00:52:16,491 --> 00:52:19,610
And to think
we used to be afraid of this joker.
478
00:52:19,786 --> 00:52:27,164
How easy is this? We give him his bird,
and he gives us an extra snow day.
479
00:52:27,335 --> 00:52:30,087
l say we go for two...no, three!
480
00:52:30,254 --> 00:52:34,204
Three snow days
and l get to drive his truck!
481
00:52:41,307 --> 00:52:46,053
Where's this mook, anyway?
He should be here by now.
482
00:53:03,705 --> 00:53:07,655
Help! Help!
483
00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:29,099
What if l might actually think
this guy is cute?
484
00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:34,350
What if you might be on the verge of
committing total social suicide?
485
00:53:34,528 --> 00:53:37,149
Help me, please, l beg you!
486
00:53:42,077 --> 00:53:47,035
Anyway, let's pretend you like this guy.
What do you know about him?
487
00:53:47,207 --> 00:53:50,790
He's really ticklish, l can tell you that.
What else?
488
00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:56,881
He hates drum machines. And he once
gave mouth to mouth to a baby chick.
489
00:53:57,051 --> 00:54:02,389
lt was Easter. My mum got the bright
idea of bringing chicks for everyone.
490
00:54:02,556 --> 00:54:08,310
lt was kinda cute till they started dying,
which they did after we named them.
491
00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:14,849
So there's Hal on his hands and knees
giving mouth to mouth to my bird!
492
00:54:15,027 --> 00:54:18,859
lt was...it was...
493
00:54:27,748 --> 00:54:31,449
All right, let's make this quick.
Give me the bird.
494
00:54:31,627 --> 00:54:34,201
- Give me the Wayne.
- The bird.
495
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:38,841
- The Wayne! The Wayne!
- The bird! The bird!
496
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:43,055
- You. Leaving. Now.
- l'm going.
497
00:54:44,182 --> 00:54:48,725
But, Claire, you've gotta come with me.
Hal's expecting you.
498
00:54:49,270 --> 00:54:52,604
l know you hardly even know the guy.
499
00:54:53,608 --> 00:54:55,268
But...
500
00:54:57,487 --> 00:55:00,986
You know when you're making
a snow angel and...
501
00:55:01,157 --> 00:55:04,491
..you wanna make it perfect
but you can't because...
502
00:55:04,661 --> 00:55:09,537
..there's always that handprint
you make when you climb out?
503
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:12,993
Well, with Hal there's no handprint.
504
00:55:21,553 --> 00:55:24,554
Claire! What's Chuck gonna think?
505
00:55:25,557 --> 00:55:28,262
Chuck doesn't think.
506
00:55:32,939 --> 00:55:35,561
- The Wayne!
- The bird!
507
00:55:36,818 --> 00:55:39,025
- You first.
- You first!
508
00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:44,572
- l said " you first" first.
- So?
509
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:50,368
Just give him the bird.
Please, l wanna go home!
510
00:55:50,541 --> 00:55:54,289
Do it so we can get out of here.
511
00:55:57,506 --> 00:56:01,504
Hi, honey, sweetie. Are you okay?
512
00:56:01,677 --> 00:56:04,631
- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- No!
513
00:56:04,805 --> 00:56:07,296
Let him go!
514
00:56:08,517 --> 00:56:12,100
Nobody messes
with Roger Stubblefield.
515
00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:26,447
Great plan, guys, real great.
516
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:42,258
You should see what he can do
when he's really trying.
517
00:56:53,021 --> 00:56:56,853
You made this for me? Why?
518
00:56:57,025 --> 00:57:00,607
lt's your favourite animal. The whale!
519
00:57:03,573 --> 00:57:07,523
You know? Nature's gentle giant.
520
00:57:07,702 --> 00:57:11,403
But...l like zebras.
521
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:16,992
Then how come you have
a whale charm on your bracelet?
522
00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:20,206
You have my bracelet?
523
00:57:20,382 --> 00:57:25,589
- Why does he have my bracelet?
- Destiny. Pure destiny.
524
00:57:30,392 --> 00:57:33,013
Oh, no...
525
00:57:38,984 --> 00:57:42,851
Hey, zip, you're in luck.
The House of Pain now delivers.
526
00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:45,318
Chuck! What do you want?
527
00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:48,990
Claire bear!
l've been looking all over for you!
528
00:57:49,161 --> 00:57:51,734
As for you, Mr Wonderful...
529
00:57:51,914 --> 00:57:54,868
Hey, what've you got there?
530
00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:57,200
lt's all sweaty!
531
00:57:58,295 --> 00:58:01,379
l gave this to Claire.
What are you doing with it?
532
00:58:01,548 --> 00:58:05,961
- l can explain.
- What's he doing with your bracelet?
533
00:58:06,136 --> 00:58:08,674
l wouldn't wanna be you
in about two minutes.
534
00:58:08,847 --> 00:58:12,014
We'll get this back on your lovely ankle
without delay.
535
00:58:12,810 --> 00:58:17,685
Remember where l got this for you?
At Aqualand?
536
00:58:17,856 --> 00:58:20,561
They had the glass-bottom boat,
remember?
537
00:58:20,734 --> 00:58:24,186
The guide kept telling us
to gaze at the wonders of the deep.
538
00:58:24,947 --> 00:58:27,438
All l did was look at you.
539
00:58:27,616 --> 00:58:31,566
Why did you buy me a whale?
l've always wanted to know.
540
00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:36,704
Because of "Shampoo" , the killer whale.
You love that whale.
541
00:58:36,876 --> 00:58:40,660
lt's not "Shampoo" , you blowhole!
lt's "Shamu".
542
00:58:40,838 --> 00:58:42,629
Don't even think about it!
543
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,988
Quite a ladies' man, aren't you?
Craig will be hurting you today.
544
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,367
Hi, there!
545
00:59:47,113 --> 00:59:50,483
l'm sorry. l didn't introduce you
to my friend Steve!
546
00:59:50,659 --> 00:59:53,232
Man, l love this part!
547
01:00:25,944 --> 01:00:27,320
Brandston!
548
01:00:30,741 --> 01:00:35,866
Hello, Syracuse! Winter is finally here,
and you know what that means.
549
01:00:36,038 --> 01:00:40,830
lce sculptures! Kids are whacking
and carving and chipping away.
550
01:00:41,001 --> 01:00:45,462
And, of course, a big idiot
dressed as a magic elf.
551
01:00:45,631 --> 01:00:47,006
Tom, don't do this.
552
01:00:47,174 --> 01:00:51,504
Old Jack Frost here takes you on a tour
of this year's Winter Jamboree.
553
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:57,931
Hey, that's some car! l'd love to have
that thing in my garage, wouldn't you?
554
01:00:58,102 --> 01:01:03,476
lsn't it amazing what some kids will do
just to earn a merit badge?
555
01:01:03,649 --> 01:01:06,734
- Oh, give me a break.
- lt's Chad Symmonz.
556
01:01:06,903 --> 01:01:11,232
Whenever there's weather
that affects our area, he's there first.
557
01:01:11,407 --> 01:01:15,025
Kids. As unpredictable as the weather.
558
01:01:15,203 --> 01:01:19,035
May l borrow that chisel?
Oh, come on. Want the mike?
559
01:01:19,207 --> 01:01:24,450
Take the mike. lt's for your own good!
l'm telling you! l just wanna...
560
01:01:26,631 --> 01:01:28,256
- Come on.
- No!
561
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,469
Watch it, watch it!
562
01:01:49,112 --> 01:01:50,571
Oh, honey...
563
01:01:55,118 --> 01:01:59,448
No... No. No!
564
01:01:59,956 --> 01:02:02,661
- Chad! No...
- Oh, boy.
565
01:02:04,878 --> 01:02:10,798
Well, the beaver's nice. That about
wraps it up here, Phyllis. Back to you.
566
01:02:15,138 --> 01:02:18,721
- Laura! l've got it!
- Yes!
567
01:02:18,892 --> 01:02:21,679
Patch me in when
everyone in Beijing is ready, okay?
568
01:02:21,854 --> 01:02:25,898
l'm so good. You're on in two minutes.
See ya, bye.
569
01:02:27,734 --> 01:02:33,488
Okay, here we go.
Take the project file, open...
570
01:02:33,657 --> 01:02:35,946
Power pearls, on.
571
01:02:36,952 --> 01:02:42,077
Randy, outside. Randy? Randy!
572
01:02:43,751 --> 01:02:48,543
l want you to come in here right now!
Come in here!
573
01:02:49,882 --> 01:02:55,221
Randy, where are you, honey?
Don't hide from Mummy.
574
01:02:55,387 --> 01:03:00,927
This isn't funny. Mummy
will let you paint anything you want.
575
01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:04,431
You can paint Mummy blue!
Please, don't do this.
576
01:03:06,357 --> 01:03:08,184
Yeah, Nona. Hi, it's me.
577
01:03:10,778 --> 01:03:15,072
Forget the video patch.
Patch me through on the cellphone.
578
01:03:15,241 --> 01:03:17,910
All right, one minute, okay.
579
01:03:19,996 --> 01:03:23,696
No, no, Randy.
Stay right where you are.
580
01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:28,252
- Come on, Mum. Snowball fight!
- This isn't happening...
581
01:03:28,421 --> 01:03:32,086
- Fire!
- Randall Todd Brandston, stop that.
582
01:03:32,258 --> 01:03:36,173
Enough is enough, you understand?
Did you hear me?
583
01:03:38,056 --> 01:03:42,303
Do you want me to tell Mrs Huffner?
Do you? ln the house, right now.
584
01:03:42,977 --> 01:03:46,429
- Yeah...
- Randall!
585
01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:52,814
You little... All right, okay. Wanna fight?
Mummy will give you a fight.
586
01:03:54,322 --> 01:03:58,320
Stop it! You've gotten better
than you were last year.
587
01:03:58,493 --> 01:04:00,320
Hey, what's that?
588
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:12,167
You... l'm gonna get you.
589
01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:18,877
(CELLPHONE RlNGS )
590
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,479
Sorry, Meltar, l blew it.
591
01:04:34,655 --> 01:04:39,566
l thought l could do it without Hal.
l guess l was wrong.
592
01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:44,619
Where in the name
of the seventh sun are you going?
593
01:04:44,790 --> 01:04:49,499
To the kitchen. l'm gonna make
a grilled cheese sandwich.
594
01:04:51,338 --> 01:04:53,710
Weren't you going to
save the universe?
595
01:04:53,882 --> 01:04:57,797
What do you want me to say?
l lost, evil won, the end.
596
01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:00,426
''l lost, evil won, boo-hoo-hoo. ''
597
01:05:00,598 --> 01:05:05,592
You think l ate a sandwich the day
on Andromeda when l got ambushed?
598
01:05:05,770 --> 01:05:08,142
- l guess not.
- Do you know why?
599
01:05:08,314 --> 01:05:13,391
- Because you're lactose intolerant?
- Quiet! Can't you see l'm talking?
600
01:05:13,569 --> 01:05:19,405
There on Andromeda, things
looked bleak. l, too, had lost a partner.
601
01:05:19,575 --> 01:05:25,495
Fangor had abandoned me and there
l was, up poop river without a paddle.
602
01:05:25,665 --> 01:05:27,704
- And?
- Stranded there alone,
603
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:32,917
with the fate of the universe hanging
in the balance, l remembered a saying.
604
01:05:33,089 --> 01:05:37,087
Yeah, yeah. "Winners never quit,
and quitters never win."
605
01:05:37,260 --> 01:05:40,011
What? No!
606
01:05:40,179 --> 01:05:43,299
Quitters will be cast
into the flaming pit of death!
607
01:05:43,474 --> 01:05:45,633
Uh, that's gotta sting.
608
01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:48,562
lt's up to you, Natalie.
Gather your forces.
609
01:05:48,730 --> 01:05:52,265
Only you can unleash
the rage of a hundred snow days
610
01:05:52,442 --> 01:05:57,946
that could've been,
that should've been...if not for him.
611
01:05:59,032 --> 01:06:02,531
Snowploughman.
612
01:06:19,803 --> 01:06:24,429
- Oh, man. l thought you were Chuck.
- lt's me.
613
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,308
Yeah.
614
01:06:30,397 --> 01:06:35,438
- So, you escaped the House of Pain.
- Oh, yeah, it was no big deal.
615
01:06:36,778 --> 01:06:40,990
You should've seen me.
lt was unbelievable.
616
01:06:45,621 --> 01:06:50,959
- Tough break back there with Claire.
- Nothing l can't handle.
617
01:06:51,126 --> 01:06:54,626
Come on, Hal! Let me bring you back.
618
01:06:55,297 --> 01:06:59,046
- "But l like zebras."
- A minor setback.
619
01:06:59,218 --> 01:07:04,129
- What is your problem?
- l found that bracelet for a reason.
620
01:07:04,306 --> 01:07:08,055
l don't wanna hear another word
about that crappy bracelet.
621
01:07:08,227 --> 01:07:10,932
lt's not crappy.
622
01:07:13,941 --> 01:07:15,684
What?
623
01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:19,026
- Forget it. lt doesn't matter.
- Yes, it does.
624
01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:22,605
Just leave me alone.
625
01:07:25,578 --> 01:07:28,116
l can't believe l wasted
a whole snow day on this.
626
01:07:28,289 --> 01:07:32,239
What mind-blowing thing
didn't you get to do today?
627
01:07:32,418 --> 01:07:35,917
- You don't wanna know.
- Yes, Lane, l do.
628
01:07:36,088 --> 01:07:37,631
This.
629
01:07:48,810 --> 01:07:52,392
You said anything can happen.
630
01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:57,308
Surprise.
631
01:08:21,926 --> 01:08:26,173
Thank you, Sally and Ken.
We're here on West Burlington Street,
632
01:08:26,348 --> 01:08:30,013
or should l say,
West Buuuurlington Street,
633
01:08:30,185 --> 01:08:36,140
where this record-breaking snowfall
hasn't kept my fans from coming on out.
634
01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:41,025
- Let's move. He was here first.
- We're not going anywhere.
635
01:08:41,196 --> 01:08:44,530
- What do you think of all this snow?
- lt's great!
636
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:51,616
Kinda caught you by surprise, didn't it?
Caught a lot of people by surprise,
637
01:08:51,790 --> 01:08:57,793
but ol' Chad was in the right place
at the right time, once again!
638
01:08:57,963 --> 01:09:02,921
l'd expect nothing else from
the area's number one meteorologist.
639
01:09:03,093 --> 01:09:05,763
Well, thank you. Hey...
640
01:09:05,929 --> 01:09:11,434
Channel Six's Tom Brandston,
or should l say, Old Man Weather?
641
01:09:14,188 --> 01:09:15,563
Tom...
642
01:09:15,731 --> 01:09:20,393
That storm really fooled me last night.
How did you call it? l'd like to know.
643
01:09:20,569 --> 01:09:23,736
- Just call it a hunch, Tom.
- A hunch?
644
01:09:23,906 --> 01:09:29,245
- Yeah. The cold front...
- Can't learn it in a weatherman school.
645
01:09:29,411 --> 01:09:31,570
l'm just kidding with you there.
646
01:09:31,747 --> 01:09:36,824
l'm sure you learned that the upper
atmospheric shift that we had last night
647
01:09:37,003 --> 01:09:39,707
led to the sudden two point drop
in the Fleeber lndex.
648
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:45,123
- Of course, Tom. Anyhow...
- There is no Fleeber lndex, Chad.
649
01:09:47,054 --> 01:09:52,594
- You're a fraud.
- Well, you're a joke, Tom. A joke.
650
01:09:52,768 --> 01:09:55,935
l'll tell you what.
To prove you're not a fraud,
651
01:09:56,105 --> 01:10:02,855
why don't you tell everybody here...
Tell us where this comes from.
652
01:10:03,655 --> 01:10:06,192
Yeah, Chad. Tell us.
653
01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:09,651
- What, snow?
- Snow.
654
01:10:10,912 --> 01:10:14,495
Snow. Come on. Well...
655
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:17,157
You know, the...
656
01:10:17,335 --> 01:10:23,124
The Eskimos have exactly
eleven words for snow.
657
01:10:23,299 --> 01:10:27,297
We, on the other hand, we only
have one word and that word is...
658
01:10:28,304 --> 01:10:29,680
..snow.
659
01:10:29,848 --> 01:10:32,849
When the barometric pressure
660
01:10:33,018 --> 01:10:37,763
reaches all that cold, cold wind
that comes from ol' Canada,
661
01:10:37,939 --> 01:10:44,558
it goes through a process that Tom
knows well is classified information,
662
01:10:44,738 --> 01:10:48,866
and it forms what
we meteorologists like to call...
663
01:10:49,034 --> 01:10:51,489
..the white stuff.
664
01:10:52,037 --> 01:10:55,121
- You're a loser!
- Yeah!
665
01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:01,411
- Could you get in your van and go?
- Sure, l'll go.
666
01:11:01,588 --> 01:11:04,673
As soon as you tell everybody
who really was there
667
01:11:04,841 --> 01:11:08,460
when the blizzard of the century
came knocking at our door, Chad.
668
01:11:08,637 --> 01:11:11,887
- Who was it, Chad?
- Yeah, Chad?
669
01:11:12,057 --> 01:11:15,971
- Tom Brandston.
- Sorry, l couldn't hear that one.
670
01:11:16,145 --> 01:11:18,018
Tom Brandston.
671
01:11:19,606 --> 01:11:23,106
Tom...Brandston.
672
01:11:26,405 --> 01:11:28,730
Tom Brandston.
673
01:11:28,908 --> 01:11:31,612
Tom Brandston.
674
01:11:59,021 --> 01:12:03,933
- How did you know l'd be here?
- You couldn't go a day without diving.
675
01:12:05,611 --> 01:12:07,937
You wanna come up?
676
01:12:15,079 --> 01:12:20,418
So, this is the high dive.
Sure is...high.
677
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:33,551
So, anything
can happen on a snow day.
678
01:12:33,723 --> 01:12:37,258
That's what you said to me
on TV this morning.
679
01:12:37,435 --> 01:12:40,970
ls this the anything you had in mind?
680
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,440
No.
681
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,107
l mean, yes.
682
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:59,866
Believe me, this is more than anything
l could've hoped for.
683
01:13:01,626 --> 01:13:05,576
lt's just not the anything
that's supposed to happen.
684
01:13:07,924 --> 01:13:11,293
Man, how could l have been so stupid?
685
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:17,140
- No, not about you, about Lane.
- Lane.
686
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:21,019
l can't believe what
l put her through today.
687
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:25,268
- And when she kissed me...
- She kissed you?
688
01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:29,570
- What did you do?
- l came here.
689
01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:34,815
Oh, boy. Well, l guess you know
what you have to do.
690
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:43,457
While my mission had just begun,
Snowploughman's was nearly over.
691
01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:48,538
Before him lay his last victim,
the final unploughed street.
692
01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:53,754
Oh, yeah. Oooh...
693
01:13:54,722 --> 01:14:00,558
Trudy, why don't you take it from here?
Atta girl. Here we go, baby.
694
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:08,188
You got it, girl! Yeah.
695
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:34,593
All right, Trudy, don't you worry.
Nobody's gonna hurt you this time.
696
01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:41,810
Well, look who's here!
697
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:46,770
lf you're looking for a ride, l'm afraid
you'll have to wait till next year.
698
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:52,154
- Now, get out of my way!
- No!
699
01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:57,198
No? No, huh? Okay, all right.
700
01:14:57,369 --> 01:15:02,161
l hope that's " no" as in,
"Oh, no, please, Mr Snowploughman.
701
01:15:02,332 --> 01:15:06,081
"Please don't roll over me
like a human speed bump."
702
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:12,371
"No" as in, "You've stolen
your last snow day from us!"
703
01:15:12,551 --> 01:15:16,928
"Us" ? l don't see any " us" here.
704
01:15:17,097 --> 01:15:23,266
All l see is a whiny little runt who's going
back to school tomorrow. Too bad.
705
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:30,024
Oooh... Now l'm scared! Oohh!
706
01:15:32,112 --> 01:15:36,988
You will be! Listen to the wind!
707
01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:50,923
That's not the wind.
708
01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:24,948
Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!
709
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:41,801
Charge!
710
01:17:26,311 --> 01:17:29,680
l'm sorry. lt's just so funny!
711
01:17:29,856 --> 01:17:33,724
You dimwits actually think
you clobbered me!
712
01:17:37,030 --> 01:17:40,980
But the truth is, l've already won.
Yeah, l have.
713
01:17:41,159 --> 01:17:47,328
lt doesn't matter if l don't plough this
street. The other streets are ploughed.
714
01:17:47,499 --> 01:17:53,869
l'll see you in school tomorrow.
You didn't think of that, did you?
715
01:17:54,048 --> 01:17:58,460
- Actually, we did.
- What?
716
01:17:58,635 --> 01:18:04,638
Now that you're done ploughing,
we might do a little un-ploughing!
717
01:18:07,311 --> 01:18:09,932
No! You can't take Clementine!
718
01:18:10,105 --> 01:18:17,188
# She was lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine #
719
01:18:17,363 --> 01:18:19,688
Yeah!
720
01:18:19,865 --> 01:18:23,069
No, not Clementine! Come back here!
721
01:18:25,204 --> 01:18:30,162
Sorry you can't join us!
lt's gonna be a real hoo-hah!
722
01:18:33,546 --> 01:18:36,500
NO! !
723
01:18:47,143 --> 01:18:53,395
Trudy... Trudy! Trudy!
724
01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:56,188
(TRUDY SQUAWKS,
SNOWPLOUGHMAN SQUAWKS BACK)
725
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,494
Lane! Lane!
726
01:19:11,459 --> 01:19:12,918
Hey, Lane!
727
01:19:14,295 --> 01:19:15,671
Hi!
728
01:19:20,635 --> 01:19:22,924
(AL MARTlNO SONG PLAYlNG )
729
01:19:24,139 --> 01:19:27,971
To help stop the bleeding,
apply pressure directly to the wound.
730
01:19:28,143 --> 01:19:32,390
- Nothing happened between us.
- She'll never leave me.
731
01:19:32,564 --> 01:19:36,063
- What do you know?
- What flavour gum does she chew?
732
01:19:37,527 --> 01:19:42,984
Like l'm gonna tell you. You're a zero!
You're nothing! A zip!
733
01:19:43,158 --> 01:19:46,194
- Go out with other zips.
- l'm not sure l'm following you.
734
01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:49,240
l'm Chuck Wheeler.
l go out with Claire Bonner.
735
01:19:49,414 --> 01:19:52,534
Yeah? Well, not technically.
736
01:20:04,054 --> 01:20:06,011
Unbelievable.
737
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:12,765
- Nats?
- Hal.
738
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:18,354
You saved my butt!
He was gonna kill me!
739
01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:22,238
You're driving
Snowploughman's truck?
740
01:20:22,406 --> 01:20:24,197
Cool, huh?
741
01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:28,495
- Remember l said l didn't need you?
- l guess you weren't kidding.
742
01:20:28,662 --> 01:20:31,450
Meltar and l can
take care of the universe no problem.
743
01:20:31,624 --> 01:20:36,784
Eh...l borrowed him. Don't worry,
l didn't scratch him or anything.
744
01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:40,497
- l swear.
- lt's all right.
745
01:20:40,675 --> 01:20:43,759
He belongs to you now.
You've earned him.
746
01:20:43,928 --> 01:20:48,341
Just be careful, you two.
There's a lot of bad out there.
747
01:20:49,308 --> 01:20:51,266
What's going on?
748
01:20:51,435 --> 01:20:54,223
Welcome to the Chet and Wayne
House of Pain.
749
01:20:54,397 --> 01:20:58,145
We gotta get going.
Got a lot of un-ploughing to do.
750
01:20:58,317 --> 01:21:02,446
- All right. See you at the house.
- Okay.
751
01:21:02,613 --> 01:21:05,733
Let's go, Wayne.
752
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,778
Nats, since we're gonna have
another snow day tomorrow,
753
01:21:10,955 --> 01:21:13,363
l was wondering,
you doing anything?
754
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,958
Come on, Nats,
we've got a truck to drive.
755
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:37,982
That's right, Brandston!
Just walk away...chicken.
756
01:21:39,401 --> 01:21:44,146
# A rose must be made
With the sun and the rain
757
01:21:44,906 --> 01:21:50,612
# For its loving promise
Won't come true... #
758
01:22:04,843 --> 01:22:08,627
Lane! Wait, please, we gotta talk!
759
01:22:09,681 --> 01:22:15,020
Where's Claire? Did Miss Fantasy
shoot you down? Gee, what a surprise.
760
01:22:15,187 --> 01:22:18,058
No, that's not what happened.
761
01:22:18,232 --> 01:22:22,360
- Go away. l have nothing to say.
- Would you just listen?
762
01:22:22,528 --> 01:22:26,228
- Before, when you kissed me...
- Hal.
763
01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:30,701
- l don't wanna talk about that. Ever.
- Would you just hear me?
764
01:22:33,372 --> 01:22:38,200
- Hal...
- My spine. Help, l can't feel my legs.
765
01:22:42,339 --> 01:22:44,581
You're pathetic.
766
01:22:44,759 --> 01:22:48,009
Looks like you're the one
with the reflexes of a dead cow.
767
01:22:55,728 --> 01:23:01,315
- What are you doing? What is all this?
- Wasn't it you who said
768
01:23:01,484 --> 01:23:08,233
that love is about finding someone you
can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes?
769
01:23:08,408 --> 01:23:10,649
Yeah.
770
01:23:10,827 --> 01:23:13,199
You got 1 0 minutes?
771
01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:30,134
You never really know how
a snow day is going to turn out,
772
01:23:30,305 --> 01:23:34,516
but by the time the sun goes down,
you might be amazed to discover
773
01:23:34,684 --> 01:23:36,973
you got to wear pants again...
774
01:23:39,022 --> 01:23:41,429
..you got your life back...
775
01:23:43,985 --> 01:23:45,812
..or not.
776
01:23:47,781 --> 01:23:51,648
And in the end you might discover
that you saved the universe
777
01:23:51,826 --> 01:23:53,866
and got a second snow day.
778
01:23:54,037 --> 01:23:58,746
The snow melts, the schools open
and everything returns to normal,
779
01:23:58,917 --> 01:24:05,169
but the miracle that began with
a snowflake changes your life forever.
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