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Oh, FYI,
the club is having
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a Twelve Days of Christmas-
themed dinner
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that'll knock
your socks off.
Ooh!
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Punishing amount of poultry.
Just brutal.
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Now, brutal
in a fun way
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or brutal in, like,
Rory's burn book way?
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That kid took us bothdown.I never wore sandals again.
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Hey, you ever think about
telling the kids about us?
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And say what?
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I mean, wehaven't
even labeled this.
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Whatever thisis.
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But if we werelabeling it,
what would it be?
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Snuggle buddies?
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Handsy carpoolers?
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Hot tub pals.
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Ooh! Or maybe --
maybe just "tubbers"?
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Oh, I love our workin the hot tub.
[ Chuckles ]
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But all this -- kids,having a conversation, words --
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feels likea 2020 problem to me.
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I'm so glad you said that,
'cause I just...
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you know, I like being
in our little bubble.
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So safe in here.
Yes!
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Just you and me,ignoring the needy screams
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of the children
we're hiding from.
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Uh-huh.
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Amy: Lights.Emma:
Watch the bulbs this time!
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Get off my ass,
will ya?!
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Look.
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I told you, I got it!
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No.
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Look.
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♪♪
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Aah!
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♪♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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[ Bells jingle ]
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Gotta say, Angie,
I am very impressed
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with how you've uppedyour Christmas game this year.
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I see you hung
a Santa beard.
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You know, that's not normallya decoration,
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but still,I admire the effort.
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Oh!
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That's a beard.
I thought it was snow.
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Now that we're back
in the house,
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I just want to give Graham
the best Christmas ever.
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You know, it's been
a crazy couple months.
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Yeah, he lived in a sauna,like a human towel.
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And check it --
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this year, I'm gonna read
Graham's letter to Santa.
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You've never
read it before?
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And feel bad for all the crap
I can't afford to buy him?
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No, thank you.
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That blood's
on Santa's hands.
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This Christmas,
Graham is gonna get
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everything he asks for,
even if it means
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I have to max out
all my credit cards
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and sell my teeth and hair,
like in "Les Mis."
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You know,I actually played Cosette
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in a gender-bending production
of "Les Mis"
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at a junior collegewhere I was not enrolled.
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I...don't love
knowing that.
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Alright, kidoodle,time to hit the road.
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A-plus decking the halls,
Angie.
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You would never
be able to tell
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you burned down
your own house.
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And a merry Christmasto you, child.
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♪♪
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Graham: Here, Mom.
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For the mailbox
at the bottom of your purse.
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♪ We won't go
until we get some♪
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♪ We won't go
until we get some♪
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♪♪
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Graham: Hi, Santa.
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Based on what's been
under the tree lately,
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I suspect I may have
the wrong address.
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Have you switched Poles?
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Anywhoozle, this year,
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I only have two things
on my list.
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1, I want to see snow.
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2, I want to meet my dad.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, that's a punch in the butt.
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[ Camera clicking ]
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How long you plan on loitering
in front of my fireplace?
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Until I get
the perfect photo.
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You know how hard I work on myChristmas card/Instagram post
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'cause I don't knowwhere the stamp goes.
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Well, at least you know
that there arestamps,
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and that's more
than I'd expect.
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Hey, hey, Douglas,
I got a problem.
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Well, good luck with it.
And use coasters.
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No, no, no, no!
Listen, listen.
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[ Chuckles ] So, I askedmy friend with bennies,
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Homily Pronstroller,
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to help me come upwith the dopest, freshest,
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most off-the-wall idea
for a card.
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I thought she wasthe coolest girl around,
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but she keeps pitching meall this lame stuff.
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Who's ready for photos?
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I got you
matching Christmas sweaters.
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[ Chuckles ] Hey, you know,
when you get those printed, uh,
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I'll take two copies,
okay?
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Okay.
Right on that.
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Ugh. Yes.
Mm.
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I knew
you were a snowman guy.
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Jack, you're gonna look
so good in this!
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Miggy! Miggy!
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The twins came to me with
some...troubling information.
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We need
a third-party confirmation.
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Okay.
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Are my dad...
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And my darling mother...
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Boyfriend
and girlfriend?
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Oh, yeah.You guys didn't know?
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What?
Oh, my God.
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Girls, get the salts.
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I'm going down.
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♪♪
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[ Door opens ]
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Hey. Will.
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Remember when I said
that Graham was
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gonna get everything
on his list this year?
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That little dumb-dumb
asked for snow.
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Damn, girl, you dead.
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No. Not dead.
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I'm gonna drive north
until I hit the white stuff,
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maybe...I don't know,use that map thingy on my phone.
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Ew.
This cookie's trash.
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[ Chuckling ]
Your phone?
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Angie, you are standing
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in front of KZOP'spreeminent alternate weatherman.
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I'll find you snow.
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Isn't TV weather just
for entertainment purposes?
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Entertainment purposes?
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No.I am a professional.
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Let's see here.
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Looks like Lake Arrowhead
is expecting an onding.
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What's that, you ask?
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That's just
the 18th-century Scottish word
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for "heavy snowfall."
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Something that just came
from my mind.
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I'll go ahead
and book us a cabin.
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Really?
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Wow. [ Exhales sharply ]Thanks, Will.
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You're the best.
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You owe me $200.Amazing.
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I'll Venmo you.
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Will you?Absolutely not.
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♪♪
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I mean, once you get pastthe insane height difference,
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this tracks.
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Mom's been acting
super-weird lately.
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Mom, Louisa's sleepover dresscode is "Titanic Steerage,"
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so, um...have you seenmy nightshirt?
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Poppy!
Oh, what? Yeah?
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She only busts out Cocoby Chanel on special occasions,
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and there has been a lotof special occasions lately.
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Our dad's been
sketchy as hell, too.
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Make it sing, Tony.
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♪♪
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Mm.
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Tony usually only does
the big shave on his birthday.
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He's been swinging that blade
every week.
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Right under our nosesthe entire time.
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Like Charles and Camilla.
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Hold up.
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But what does this mean?
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Are you going to be
our triplet?
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Listen,
Poppy's great.
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No disrespect.
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But the Fogertys
got a system.
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Yeah, it works.
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All this change
kind of makes me want to yarf.
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Okay.
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There is clearly
a lot of emotion here,
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but we can start working throughthat crap after Christmas.
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Right now,
we have the next 48 hours
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to use the info to get
as many presents as possible.
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Ooh, I love
an inside job.
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How are we gonna
get these suckers?
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When Mom was dating Mark Rush,
she felt super-weird about it
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and got me all of the celebrity
Barbies that I wanted --
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Ava DuVernay,
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill,
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Vitamin C --
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We gotta guilt them
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until the holiday
shipping window runs out.
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I want a baby hippo,
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and I'll just toss itwhen it gets too big.
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Who cares?
It's free.
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We're rich, you idiots.We're rich!
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[ "Deck the Halls" plays]Angie: Can you believe
I'm actually gonna pull off
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this snow-for-Christmas
thing?
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I'm such a good mom,
it's, like, obnoxious.
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We are 1,000 yards
away from snow.
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Yay!
Boy, oh, boy!
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Hey, how many times
do you think you could
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listen to this song on "repeat"
before you just ended it all?
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For me,
it would be four.
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Start practicing
your "brrr."
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Both: Brrr![ Volume increases ]
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♪ Deck the hallswith boughs of holly ♪
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All:
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la
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[ Crow caws ]
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I don't
see snow.
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Help me! Help me!My insides are drying!
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Here, here.
[ Exhales sharply ]
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So, I guess your prediction
was a little off.
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Oh. Wait.Is that a snowflake?
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Oh.
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No, it's just ash.
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Ugh!
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This is exactly
what I was talking about.
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Weathermen are
just like palm readers --
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fun, never right,
wear too much makeup.
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I am a scientist.
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I went to school
for meteorology.
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Oh, yeah?
And what were your classes?
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Looking Out the Window
101?
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Oh, and when did they teach you
to do this with your hands?
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Okay, now we are veeringinto hurtful territory.
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You said
you'd get me snow!
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Look, I knowthat Graham has had a hard year
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and you want to get himeverything on his list.
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Here.
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Read this!
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[ Sighs ]
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"I want to meet
my dad --"
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Oh.
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Ohhhh.
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Ohhh!
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Yeah, this is, uh...
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this is a toughie.
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Hmm. Yeah. Okay.
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Well, let me look around
for some "doy."
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Nope! No doy!
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Well, do you thinkthat he heard something
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about Derek showing up?
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No! I didn't
tell him anything.
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Graham knows zero percent
real things about his dad.
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When he was 4,
he started asking questions,
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and I panicked
and told him that his dad
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was a blueberry scientist
in Greece.
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'Cause you were eating blueberryGreek yogurt at the time?
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Obviously.
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[ Sighs ]
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Once I give Graham a dad,
he'll be in our lives forever.
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And if they meet...
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what if
it doesn't go well?
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Or what if it does?
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Or what if Graham hates Derek
or Derek hates Graham?
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Or what if they team up
and both decide they hate me?
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Just because thathappened at your bankand with your co-workers
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doesn't meanit'll happen with them.
259
00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,818
There are a million things
that could happen,
260
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,341
and I-I can't control
any of them.
261
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:39,170
And right now, I control
every part of Graham's life,
262
00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:42,739
right down to the fact thathis diet is 78% chicken fingers.
263
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,046
Ang --
No!
264
00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,701
I am sensing some
real "open your heart"
vibes right now,
265
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:48,832
and I don't want
to hear it.
266
00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,399
What are you doing?
267
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,357
I'm gonna find
some snow.
268
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,622
[ Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby"
plays ]
269
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,406
♪ Santa baby
270
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,190
You know, Mom,it's moments like this
271
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,670
that I'm gladit's just the two of us.
272
00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,848
♪ Been an awful good girl
273
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:09,853
♪ Santa baby, and hurry down
the chimney tonight ♪
274
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,768
♪♪
275
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,075
[ Slot machine ringing,
coins clattering]
276
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,076
♪ Santa baby
277
00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:18,383
Dad,
you know what I hate?
278
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,341
Change.
279
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,258
♪ I'll wait up for you, dear
280
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,738
♪ Santa baby
281
00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,783
[ Slot machine ringing,
coins clattering]
282
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,220
I just don't know whereI'd fit therapy in my schedule.
283
00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:32,006
You know, if I had to...go for any reason.
284
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,834
♪ Santa cutie
285
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:37,707
♪ There's one thing
I really do need ♪
286
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,100
[ Slot machine ringing,
coins clattering]
287
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:42,494
I'm so glad I have a sister
instead of a brother.
288
00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,061
Can you imagine?
289
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,237
♪ ...and hurry down
the chimney tonight ♪
290
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,978
♪♪
291
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,545
♪ And hurry
292
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,112
[ Slot machine ringing,
coins clattering]
293
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,070
♪ Tonight
294
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,768
Douglas: Wow!
295
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,858
You bought him a re-creationof the "Clueless" closet?
296
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,642
What?I like that Paul Rudd.
297
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,252
His skin doesn't age.
298
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,864
It's not a re-creation, Douglas.
It is thecloset.
299
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,648
Had it dug out
from a prop house
300
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,824
and hired round-the-clock
coders in the Ukraine
to put Rory in it.
301
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:08,782
See?
302
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,218
Whoo!
303
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,915
[ Funky music plays]
304
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:12,829
[ Twinkle]
305
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,265
[ Chuckles ]
So cute.
306
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,658
And so expensive.
307
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,053
I've been going hard, too,with the presents for the girls.
308
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:22,491
I made a down paymenton a fully operational crane.
309
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:23,797
Yeah, the dealer hosed me,
310
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,495
but at least it comeswith a 20-foot American flag.
311
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,323
Oh! Emma and Amy
are gonna love that.
312
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,325
Picking heavy stuff up,
putting heavy stuff down.
313
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,543
Maybe I've gone soft,
314
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:34,677
but I just can't resistthose big, blue peepers.
315
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:37,854
Today, Emma says to me,"It's us against the world."
316
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,247
Can you believe that?
317
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,031
[ Chuckling ]
Wait a minute.
318
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,338
Rory said the exact same thing
to metoday.
319
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,514
Ohh.
320
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,733
Ohh.
321
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,910
♪♪
322
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,868
Are we sure
this is the look?
323
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,044
My parents would love
these pictures,
324
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,090
and that's not
what I'm going for.
325
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,395
Hey, maybe
we could mix it up.
326
00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,137
Miggy, do you knowanyone cooler than me?
327
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,617
Where do I live?
328
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,967
In an abandoned doll factory
downtown.
329
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,708
Yeah.
I know what's hip.
330
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:09,712
Now, uh, put your fistunder your chin like this.
331
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,974
Oh, come on.
Just...
332
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,584
Yeah. Yeah.[ Door opens ]
333
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,324
Miggy.
334
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,064
Miggy!
335
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,196
Hey.
336
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,545
Do the kids know
we're dating?
337
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,589
Oh, yeah.You guys didn't know?
338
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,504
Oh, my God.
Oh, my --
339
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,419
Tony, enact the protocol.This is fine.
340
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,986
Parents date.Enact the protocol!
341
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,553
There's a red alert!
342
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,079
I found a receipt
for a zero turn mower.
343
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,212
The man's like
putty in our hands.
344
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,519
I say we start thinkingeven bigger.
345
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,651
Rory: Oh.
346
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,131
We won't stop
until the three of us
347
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,003
are sucking down Shirley T's
on the deck of a Disney Cruise.
348
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,918
[ Clears throat ]
349
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,965
Mom.
350
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,096
Ah. Look.
351
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,881
It is
my beautiful mommy.
352
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,186
I --
353
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,318
[ Voice breaking ]
I wuv you.
354
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,667
Save it,
Rory Denzel Banks.
355
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,016
We know what you kidshave been up to.
356
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,019
After all we've done for you,
357
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,455
and this is how you draw us?
358
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,112
Why don't you children
take a seat?
359
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,374
♪♪
360
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,769
[ Indistinct conversations ]
361
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,771
This place says they havefake snow on their website.
362
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,599
Although,they did not advertise
363
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,122
all the dirty underwear
in the parking lot.
364
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,472
I mean, at this point, fake snowis better than no snow.
365
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,039
And Graham was born
in Las Vegas.
366
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,649
He was? Why?
367
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,390
I was fat and bored
and didn't want to be
368
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,175
the only person
throwing up on a sidewalk.
369
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,220
Either way,
he won't know the difference.
370
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,222
Hello.
Good holidays to you.
371
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,268
We're visiting
from Los Angeles,
372
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,835
and we're looking
for snow.
373
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,706
Then why'd youcome to Arrowhead?It's hot as balls here.
374
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,926
Because he is
a weatherman.
375
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,624
A weatherman?That's a great scam, man!
376
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,800
Huh. Wish I'd thought
of that one.
377
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,454
Scam?
378
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,021
Because of me, you know when
to put on a raincoat, bitch.
379
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,457
Okay,
let's get down to it.
380
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,198
Are you running
the snow machine today?
381
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,590
Nope.Well,
what if we told you
382
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,941
it'd make a young boy
very, very happy?
383
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,030
He's not terminally ill,
but he canbe, if it helps.
384
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,727
Mm.
No, doesn't help.
385
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,294
It's so hot out,it's just gonna melt anyway.
386
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,599
It's not worth my goo.
387
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,600
[ Sighs ]
388
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,211
Alright,
hey, hey, Angie.
389
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,909
Do you think
maybe it might be time
390
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,390
to consider giving Graham
the otherthing on his list?
391
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,045
Oh, so we're just
handing out daddies
at Christmas now?
392
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,742
And besides,
you hateDerek.
393
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,917
I know.
394
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,745
But you know who else
drives me nuts? Mia.
395
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,747
But I'm still glad that
Sophie has a relationship
with her mother,
396
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,880
because it adds
extra love to her life,
397
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,838
and shouldn't Graham
have that, too?
398
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,884
A dogcould be extra love.
399
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,103
Or maybe a really heavy
weighted blanket.
400
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:24,499
Angie, you can get Graham
snow or toys or vacations
401
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,936
or a really high-quality
sweater shaver,
402
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,720
which is what's on mylist
this year.
403
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,549
But eventually, he is
gonna want to meet his dad,
404
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,336
and if you want to control
when and where...
405
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,425
now might not be
a bad time.
406
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,949
♪♪
407
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,124
Okay.
408
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,256
Yeah.
409
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,084
Message received.
410
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,913
I just...need a minuteto marinate on it, okay?
411
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:47,696
Of course.
412
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,307
Hey, uh,
you like purple?
413
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,309
'Cause, uh, if I don'tmove these trees,
414
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,442
I'm gonna have toget back into gift card fraud.
415
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,575
Unfortunately, I'm more ofa traditional greens guy myself.
416
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,883
You know, I would loveto get into the weather racket.
417
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,493
I mean,talk about easy cash.
418
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,930
[ Engine revs ]H-H-How do you
get into that game?
419
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,019
I refuse to get in my secondfistfight ever during Christmas.
420
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,456
Everybody! Get in!
421
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,110
Wait!That's my snow machine!
422
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,676
Mom's gone crazy!
423
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,548
Does this count
as kidnapping?
424
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,375
Angie, what the hell
are you doing?!
425
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,332
Just get in!
426
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,943
Diversion!
427
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:20,468
[ "Jingle Bells" plays ]
428
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,905
[ Engine revs ]
429
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,385
Merry freakin' Christmas!
430
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,911
[ Engine sputtering ]Snow!
431
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,173
Snow!
432
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,696
Snow, damn it!
433
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,047
Argh!
434
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,178
Hey! Will, come on.
435
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,093
Kick it.
Kick it for Graham.
436
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,921
I'm not gonna kick it,
Angie.
437
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,314
We are fugitives.
438
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,751
Before today, my car has
only been used for good.
439
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,926
You sullied the Honda.
440
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:44,971
This is yourfault.
441
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,711
You brought us here,
442
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,409
and if this thing doesn't startpooping out snow soon,
443
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,411
I'm not gonna pay you backfor the cabin.
444
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,195
You already told me
you weren't.
445
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,023
I'm gonna go wash down
this petty theft
446
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,372
with some hot cocoa!
447
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,070
Just because we're criminals
doesn't mean we can't be comfy.
448
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,941
I'll take one.Do you want
marshmallows?
449
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,334
Yes, please.
I'll be back!
450
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,639
[ Grunts ]
451
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,598
Mom?
452
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,774
May I talk to you
for a second?
453
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,516
Or are you too busy kicking
your stolen snow machine?
454
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,952
Wha-- Stolen?
455
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,606
This? Wha?
456
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,565
You think I don't know
our house is full of hot goods?
457
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:17,960
And it's clear
you read my letter to Santa.
458
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,527
[ Scoffs ]
459
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,832
Busted.
460
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,357
♪♪
461
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,056
I-I just wanted to give youthe best Christmas ever, buddy.
462
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,623
I get it.
463
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:32,540
I mean...it's not like
we can rely on Santa.
464
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,325
I ask him if I can meet my dad
every year,
465
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,066
but it never happens.
466
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,025
You do?
467
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,809
You ask him every year?
468
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,376
Yeah.
469
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,682
Even Santa can't make my dad
want to meet me.
470
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,249
No.
471
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,208
Graham.
472
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,385
I-I knowit may not seem like it,
473
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,909
but your dad actually --
474
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,215
[ Sirens wailing ]
475
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,043
[ Vehicles approaching ]
476
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,044
Shedid it!
477
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,828
[ Scoffs ]
478
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,135
How dare you three
manipulate us for presents!
479
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,484
How dare us?
480
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,139
How dare you!
481
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,793
You've never kept a secretfrom us before, Dad.
482
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,230
Oh,
that's what youthink.
483
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,014
My dream is
that in your old age,
484
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,798
you'll look at each other
and say,
485
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,236
"In the end,
I knew nothing about that man."
486
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,804
Well, we know you twowere kissing in our driveway.
487
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,893
Okay, look, we don't have to
define our relationship
488
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,417
for you guys, okay?
489
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,158
We haven't even...
defined it for each other.
490
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,376
That's right.
491
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,900
We live in a bubble,
and it's very nice.
492
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,250
A bubble?
493
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,078
What kind of cop-out
is that?
494
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:37,300
My mom deserves more
than some shadow relationship.
495
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,432
Do you two love each other
or not?
496
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,307
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
497
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,874
[ Cellphone beeps ]Hello?
498
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,223
Okay. Yes.
499
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,659
A shiv?
500
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:49,660
Okay.
501
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,662
W-- We'll be right there.
502
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,621
Well, that's a callI always knew I would get.
503
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:57,146
It's time to bailCooper and D'Amato out of jail.
504
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,888
Move it!
Let's hustle.
505
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,238
Okay, now let's get one
in front of my little buddies.
506
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,719
No! I draw the line
at little buddies.
507
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,242
Homily, this isn't me.
508
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896
I know you're the coolest chickon the planet,
509
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,725
but your Christmas card ideasare corny as hell.
510
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:11,943
Wow.
511
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,641
Wow, Miggy.
512
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,730
You know,
I have to say...
513
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,253
it is really sexy
514
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,168
that you stood up for yourself
just now.
515
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,169
You're not mad?
516
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,344
No, of course not.
517
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,693
Art is subjective.
518
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,260
That --
That is the whole point.[ Door opens ]
519
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,132
Your pictures ain't art,
girl.
520
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,698
Hey, where are
you guys going?
521
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,178
Cooper and D'Amato
got locked up.
522
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,310
Oh,
I am not missing this.
523
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,267
Come on, come on.
524
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,574
[ Grunts ]
525
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,315
Oh, is it cool
if we bounce?
Yes. Have fun.
526
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,273
I'll see you at my
Non-Denominational
Winter Cookie Party.
527
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,057
Dope.
528
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,234
[ Jack giggles ]
529
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,887
Come on, little buddies.[ Door closes ]
530
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,498
Let's take one with Mommy![ Door opens ]
531
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,370
Pronstroller. Get the hell
out of my house.
532
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157
I can't believe
to get the charges dropped,
533
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,246
I had to buy two dozen
purple Christmas trees.
534
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,595
I lovethem.
535
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,510
They're the Rory
of trees.
536
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,730
I gotta say,
mountain jail was kind of fun.
537
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:03,169
I helped someone make a knife
out of a plastic fork.
538
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,257
Terrific.
539
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,388
Graham?
540
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,520
Hey.
541
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,261
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
542
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,915
If it's about what I sawin the pokey,
543
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,265
I'm processing it
pretty well.
544
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,831
Even that pregnant lady.
545
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,050
Oh. No.
546
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,095
Uh...
547
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:21,230
I just wanted
to let you know that...
548
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,754
unlike
snow in California...
549
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,150
...meeting your dad
isn't impossible.
550
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,327
Yeah, right.
551
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,155
No, Graham.
552
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,940
It's not true that your dad
doesn't want to meet you.
553
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,291
I've been in contact
with him lately,
554
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,293
and it's actually
the opposite.
555
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,642
Really?
556
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,079
Yeah.
557
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,255
So, when we get back,
558
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,344
let's make a plan
for you two to meet.
559
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,433
♪♪
560
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,131
Thank you, Mom.
561
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,612
[ Sighing ] Oh, man.
562
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,223
I gotta practice
my Greek.
563
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,967
Hey.
564
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,186
Nice work.
565
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,406
Welcome to
the terrifying world
566
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,408
of not being the only adult
in your child's life.
567
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,018
Thank you.
568
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,889
Although, you'rean adult
in his life.
569
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,675
And that's...been pretty great, actually.
570
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,806
[ Chuckles ]
571
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,156
For both of us.
572
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,028
Ditto.
573
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,899
Oh, my God!
Snow!
574
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,250
[ Laughter ]
575
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,427
Oh, my God!
It's magical.
576
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,428
Hello, old friend.
577
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,125
Oh, that'ssnow.
578
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,257
Let's get out there!
579
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,214
Kids: Yeah!
580
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,478
[ Indistinct shouting,
laughter ]
581
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:39,134
-You're gonna eat my snow!
-No, you're gonna
eat mysnow now!
582
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,136
Oh, these L.A. kids
don't know snow.
583
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,616
Every year in Buffalo,
584
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,444
we'd lose at leastthree children in a drift.
585
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,620
[ Chuckles ]Now, thatwas snow.
586
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,622
God, I love hearing
about your childhood.
587
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,451
[ Both chuckle ]
588
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,367
Hey, I hope the kids
didn't put you in your head.
589
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,673
You know, how and when we chooseto define this relationship
590
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,022
is completely up to us.
591
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,633
We can stay
in the bubble --I love you.
592
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:04,942
♪♪
593
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,422
I love you, Poppy.
594
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:11,166
And, uh...I think the kids are right.
595
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,516
Because when you feel this way
about someone,
596
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,649
you want the whole worldto be your bubble.
597
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,480
I...
598
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,133
I love you, too.
599
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,178
Yeah?
600
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,310
Yeah.
601
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,529
Come here.
602
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,488
Mm!
603
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:31,099
[ All "Aww!" ]
604
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,710
Okay, so, is nobody
gonna thank me for this?
605
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,539
Alright, well, how about
a quick 10-day forecast, then?
606
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,280
Y'all are gonna be
kissing my butt on Monday,
607
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,413
y'all are gonna be
kissing my butt on Tuesday,
608
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,718
and you're gonna be
kissing my butt
609
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:45,156
all the way through the weekend,because there's snow!
610
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,334
Being a weatherman is the
closest thing to being a god.
611
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:54,122
[ Indistinct shouting ]
612
00:20:54,165 --> 00:21:00,302
♪♪
613
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,478
Hey, hey, everybody!
Circle up! Circle up!
614
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,960
♪♪
615
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,570
Thank you.
616
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,921
♪♪
617
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,445
[ Camera clicks ]
618
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,924
[ Indistinct shouting,
laughter ]
619
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,928
♪♪
620
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,452
Oh, yeah.
621
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,670
That's the one.
622
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,150
That's me.
623
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,066
♪♪
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