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You really don't remember
what happened last year?
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- School. Now.
- I dropped out.
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You'll get your diploma,
I'll get mine.
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- What you doing?
- Studying.
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You taking your GED?
All right, Fi!
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Estefania.
Fiona.
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You married
a druglord's daughter?
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I'm not in love with her.
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That's good, 'cause she
doesn't love you either.
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She's got this other guy.
Marco... somebody.
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Marco, you're me now.
Take my identity.
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And if Este's dad
comes looking for you,
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she'll still be married
to Steve Wilton.
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We can't have sex anymore.
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I'm pretty sure
that Jody's gonna propose.
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You're better than this guy,
Karen.
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Stay the fuck away from me,
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and stay the fuck away
from this baby!
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Is it all right
if I stay over tonight?
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Couldn't go 12 hours
without seeing me, could you?
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Went to the clinic today,
said me having kids...
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not likely.
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No one said
that we have to stop trying.
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Hello, boys.
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We got nothing
to be ashamed of.
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What fucking world
do you live in?
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Officer, oink, oink!
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- Does this violate my probation?
- Shut up!
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- Is it the baby?
- No!
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It's you!
Get out!
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I really am so sorry
about all of this with Karen.
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You deserve better.
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Congratulations, my boy.
You hit the jackpot.
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- Frank!
- What?
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I think you should go.
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Why don't you just live
at your real home
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with your real family?
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I don't like them,
and they don't like me.
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Hey, stop that!
Hey, hey!
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Please just go.
Leave.
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Mind if I sleep here
for the night?
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Hey, that's no problem for me.
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Back to being a legal resident
around here, Steve?
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His name is Jimmy now.
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Steve was just an alias he used
to lie to me
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about who he really was.
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I wanna meet your family.
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Sorry to be late.
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These are Fiona's brothers,
Carl and Ian.
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- Do they know you're gay?
- I'm not gay.
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Really?
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It's coming! It's coming!
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Doctor.
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What's wrong with him?
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- He has down's syndrome, Debs.
- Yeah, and he's Asian.
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Take it back to the hospital.
Somebody will want it.
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I want it.
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- It's me or the baby.
- The baby, sweetheart.
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Know you're gonna regret this.
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I love you.
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- Are you gonna leave?
- No.
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Everybody always leaves.
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I won't.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this down side ♪
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♪ that you speak of♪
♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of♪
♪
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♪ round up the friends
you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this down side ♪
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♪ that you speak of♪
♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of♪
♪
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Morning, sunshine.
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Why didn't you wake me up?
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I gotta make lunches
before work.
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Already done.
Carl.
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My man, would you like
some more French toast?
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- Uh-huh.
- Lip and Ian?
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Already fed and gone.
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Why are you eating
a popsicle for breakfast?
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Jimmy said it was okay.
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I've got your smoothie
ready to go.
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Where's Debbie?
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Out front like always.
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Morning, Debs.
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137 days.
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When I was nine,
he was gone for a year.
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He always comes back.
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Lunch.
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He'll be back, Debs.
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He always comes back.
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Hey, sir.
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Hey! Get up!
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Get up!
You can't sleep here.
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Hey!
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Come on. Come on.
Get up! Come on, quickly! Get up, get up!
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Quickly, quickly.
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- Get the hell out.
- All right.
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- Now!
- Yeah.
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Let's pray...
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Hey.
Can you help me?
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Sir.
You need help?
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Yes, thank you.
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- Where am I?
- Juarez.
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- Mexico?
- Yes.
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- Did I miss Christmas?
- Christmas?
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You almost missed Easter.
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There's an Escalade
parked across the street
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with someone in it.
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- Oh?
- It's nice.
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Still has its hubcaps.
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I think it was there
yesterday too.
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- Popsicle for breakfast?
- Carl's teeth hurt.
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Yeah, 'cause he's eating
popsicles for breakfast.
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Did he brush
before he left for school?
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Yeah, think so.
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Did you check his toothbrush
to see if it was wet?
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Mm, I was hoping
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that you'd still be in bed
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when the kids left for school.
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I have to work.
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- You've got five minutes.
- Five?
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I'll make it ten if I focus
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on the white sox box scores
or something.
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Liam?
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Just plop him down in front
of the wiggles,
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he's good for hours.
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I can't be late.
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I can't be late!
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I need the cash
for the property tax bill.
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Please don't tell my kids
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they can do things
they know they can't.
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- Your kids?
- A popsicle?
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So I'm just the nanny?
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I can feed them, change them,
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but when Carl
wants a second popsicle...
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A second popsicle?
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Didn't like the first one.
Banana.
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His teeth are gonna rot
out of his head.
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We just spent 2 grand
on his braces.
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We?
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What?
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Not... we.
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Me.
I paid for Carl's braces.
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No more popsicles
for breakfast, okay?
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Lip and Ian left early?
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They said they had to pick
something up downtown
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- before school.
- Downtown?
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What they said.
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Pick up what?
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Go, go, go, go!
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When you said you had access
to the building,
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I thought you meant
through a door!
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I may have fudged
on that a bit.
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Hey!
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Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
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- Get out of the way!
- Stop!
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Jesus, whatever happened
to fat, doughnut-eating cops?
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Now they're all triathletes.
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Catch!
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The tall prick looks good
for another 10 miles.
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Aah!
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Shit!
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Ditch out at the street, yeah?
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Wait, wait, wait!
Maybe they'll give up.
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What are you doing?
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Shit, shit!
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Whoa!
Whoa.
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Right there!
Hold it!
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No way West Point takes you
with a felony conviction.
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Hey!
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Catch you
at the courthouse later?
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Don't be stupid!
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Call Mandy, all right?
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Milkovich has gotta have
a good bail-bondsman.
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Baby.
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Baby.
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It's your turn.
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I know you're awake.
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You're making
that fakey sleep sound.
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I was up at 3:00 and 5:00.
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Get your ass up,
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you goddamn pony-tailed
Fabio motherfucker!
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What?
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Get your goddamn ass
out of this bed!
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It's your fucking turn!
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Is someone tearing
his flesh off?
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You sure this Ferber dude knows
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what the hell
he's talking about?
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Go!
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♪ Hush, little baby,
don't say a word ♪
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♪ Papa's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ♪
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♪ if that mockingbird
don't sing ♪
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Stop it!
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Excuse me.
Medi-medi-medical emergency.
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Good morning.
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Passport?
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Ah, yeah, um...
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No.
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Must have left 'em
in my other pants.
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But I'm an American citizen.
Chi-town, born and raised.
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No passport, no entry.
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What?
Since when?
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Since Al Qaeda decided
Americans needed killing.
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See, here's the thing,
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Agent Tacker.
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You look like a man
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who occasionally enjoys
a malt beverage,
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so you can understand,
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every once in a while,
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a couple of drinks
can get out of hand.
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But when it happens,
the next morning,
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you have to pick yourself up,
dust yourself off,
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and get right back
on the horse.
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Am I right, or am I right?
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Just let me cross.
I won't tell anyone.
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I promise.
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You got a driver's license?
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Any form of photo ID?
Costco card?
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Do I look
like I've got a Costco card?
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You look like you need
a course of penicillin
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and a lice comb.
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Call home,
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get somebody to send you
some kind of photo ID,
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so we can use it to make you
a temporary passport.
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Get cleaned up.
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We're not letting you
into the country,
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so you can add to Texas'
homeless population.
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Next!
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He just walks in,
doesn't even bother to knock!
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That's nothing.
Last night, Kev waltzes in,
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does his sit-down business
while I'm taking a bath.
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Only one bathroom.
Had to go.
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We have another bathroom,
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but Jimmy can't be bothered
to go downstairs?
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Kev once did his poopy business
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while I was brushing my teeth.
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Only one bathroom.
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- Can I steal some of this?
- Sure.
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Yesterday,
I caught him vacuuming
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and watching Rachel Ray.
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Kev doesn't even know
what a vacuum is.
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Sure, I do.
Outer space.
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Dude in Armageddon got sucked
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right out of his space suit,
exploded.
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Nice overalls.
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$14.50 an hour.
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You haven't lived till
you've vacuumed up toxic waste.
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Hey, what do you think?
Am I camera ready or what?
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Ow!
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My topless web traffic
is way down.
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Too many girls ironing.
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If we're going to have a kid,
I need to save up money
262
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for when my tits
are the size of watermelons.
263
00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:37,965
There's probably a market
for pervs
264
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:40,101
who want to see
a woman nursing.
265
00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:42,303
Kev's worried our kid might
find these online one day.
266
00:13:42,337 --> 00:13:44,905
Whoo! Shit on the net
never goes away.
267
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,875
Kev Junior's gonna be surfing
the net for porn one day
268
00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:49,143
and see his mama's
big titties and get hungry.
269
00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:51,912
So we're trying
a new web thing.
270
00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:53,581
Couple act.
Master and slave.
271
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,782
Wah!
272
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:55,816
You gonna do it in a cast?
273
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,752
Hey, man's gotta eat.
274
00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:59,987
- That is so wrong.
- It's educational.
275
00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:02,923
By acting out a scene
from the old plantation,
276
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,925
we're providing content
for an internet audience
277
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,429
that embraces a truthful
reenactment of our past.
278
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:10,064
It's racist and wrong!
279
00:14:10,098 --> 00:14:11,432
Which why it's gonna make money
280
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:13,033
'cause this country is racist.
281
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,568
What's that all about?
282
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,070
The place we were working
yesterday
283
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,571
had a couple billion fleas.
284
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,306
Jimmy doesn't really
do anything.
285
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,475
He just hangs around the house
all day with Liam,
286
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:25,379
making smoothies, acting
like he's the kids' new dad.
287
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:28,215
So he's vacuuming, cooking,
and changing dirty diapers,
288
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,317
and you're still pissed.
289
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,552
I thought that's
what you ladies wanted
290
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,053
is shared housework.
291
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,722
Wage equality
and all that Hunger Games,
292
00:14:34,756 --> 00:14:36,891
Lady Gaga girl power shit.
293
00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:38,325
We say it,
but we don't mean it.
294
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,494
There is nothing sexy
about a man with a mop.
295
00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:46,133
I don't know, tell us.
296
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:51,102
- At least give us a hint.
- Okay.
297
00:14:51,173 --> 00:14:52,606
Hey, my man.
298
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:57,077
Huh?
299
00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:03,884
I know.
I've seen it worse.
300
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,788
That's right, Chip.
You guessed it.
301
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,323
Living with someone is hard.
302
00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:10,791
When's the last time
you were with a guy
303
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,293
- for longer than a few weeks?
- Pshh. Never.
304
00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:14,028
Wha--
305
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,462
And how long you been living
with Jimmy, three months?
306
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,864
Four.
307
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,265
Boring happens.
We all get bored.
308
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,600
It'll pass.
309
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:23,470
He'll stop being boring
again soon.
310
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:29,310
♪ Up, up, up
Chip likes to soar ♪
311
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,378
♪ then down, down, down ♪
312
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,781
♪ let's work some more ♪
313
00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:37,985
♪ come over here ♪
314
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:42,656
♪ then come with me ♪
315
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:47,294
♪ go over there ♪
316
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:50,331
♪ go to that tree ♪
317
00:16:43,718 --> 00:16:47,456
- Well, hello, Steve.
- Nando.
318
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:48,856
Everything okay?
319
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,591
Where is she, Steve?
320
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,493
Where's who?
321
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,230
Estefania, Steve.
322
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:57,898
My daughter.
323
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,901
- Your wife.
- Oh.
324
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,255
What are we doing today?
325
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,790
Biohazard.
326
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,325
Listen up.
327
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,893
Sewer main backed up.
328
00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:28,896
Sent effluent geysering
out their basement toilet.
329
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:31,365
Got a few blocks
of raw sewage down there.
330
00:17:31,399 --> 00:17:32,399
Better grab the waders.
331
00:17:42,911 --> 00:17:46,246
Bullshit! Bullshit!
It's fucking bullshit!
332
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:49,283
Motherfucking asshole son of
a bitch was fucking with me!
333
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,954
Philip Ronan Gallagher.
334
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,923
Breaking and entering,
grand theft,
335
00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:58,425
assaulting
two law enforcement officers.
336
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,427
Uh, campus security,
Your Honor.
337
00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:01,929
I mean, can rent-a-cops
really be counted
338
00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,630
as law enforcement officers?
339
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,866
It's been, what,
a couple of months?
340
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,135
Almost a year, your honor.
341
00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:10,070
Turn a new leaf
or just dumb luck?
342
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:11,905
No, walking the straight
and narrow, Your Honor.
343
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,474
Thanks to the wise counsel
and guidance
344
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:15,075
previously provided
by this court.
345
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,744
Are you mocking me, Philip?
346
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:18,979
No, Your Honor, absolutely not.
347
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,482
You know, I have nothing
but respect for this court
348
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,751
and for the rule of law
that it represents.
349
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:25,419
You know, the rights
that we've derived
350
00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:27,087
from over 900 years of fealty
351
00:18:27,122 --> 00:18:28,822
to the magna carta
are the only things standing
352
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,292
between us and the anarchy
of mob rule.
353
00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:35,629
Hmm. Still a minor.
What a shame.
354
00:18:35,663 --> 00:18:37,798
The defendant before you beat
a co-worker to death
355
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:39,767
with a nail-studded 2x4
356
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:42,836
for finishing the coffee
and not starting a new pot.
357
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,139
You show up in this court again
as an adult,
358
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:48,308
I'll make sure
he's your cell mate.
359
00:18:48,343 --> 00:18:50,844
- How do you plead?
- Not guilty...
360
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,846
Your Honor.
361
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,916
Set a date for prelim.
$500 bond.
362
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,619
Please say "collect."
363
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:00,988
Calling card, third number,
or enter your--
364
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:04,158
- Collect.
- Please say your name.
365
00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:07,561
- Frank.
- Thank you.
366
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,492
What's it mean
when there's a plus sign
367
00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:39,827
in front of the number?
368
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:41,361
International call.
369
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:42,830
Probably some Nigerian
calling to tell you
370
00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,798
you won a million bucks.
371
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,714
Daddy!
372
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:02,049
Daddy.
373
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,550
Daddy!
374
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:05,886
Daddy?
375
00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:09,056
Daddy?
376
00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:11,058
Frank?
377
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:13,994
Daddy?
Daddy?
378
00:20:14,028 --> 00:20:17,698
You are creating new designs...
379
00:20:17,732 --> 00:20:21,068
Frank!
380
00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:27,908
- He's not here.
- No cookies.
381
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:34,548
Jimmy didn't make any cookies.
382
00:20:34,582 --> 00:20:36,216
Estefania and I occasionally
spend time on the South Side,
383
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,218
helping a friend
look after her siblings.
384
00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,554
It's a tragic story really--
mom's gone, dad's a drunk.
385
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:42,289
- Out.
- It's okay.
386
00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:44,925
Thank you.
387
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:47,027
How you do--
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
388
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:50,197
Ah.
Yeah, yeah.
389
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:52,633
If he tries to run, shoot him.
390
00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:57,771
You know, I was surprised
to see you in the States
391
00:20:57,805 --> 00:21:00,374
because I thought that the DEA
had you on a watch list.
392
00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:02,109
They do.
393
00:21:02,143 --> 00:21:05,412
So you can imagine how happy
I am to come here, Steve.
394
00:21:12,253 --> 00:21:14,888
Daddy!
395
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:16,390
Stevie, you home!
396
00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:17,724
How was your trip?
Your plane safe?
397
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:22,329
Save it.
He knows.
398
00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:24,932
Her English
is getting good, right?
399
00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:26,833
Heh.
400
00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:30,380
_
401
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:31,681
_
402
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,273
Hey, sweetheart.
403
00:21:33,274 --> 00:21:35,800
_
404
00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:39,929
_
405
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,419
You.
No, daddy!
406
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:46,954
No, please!
No, no!
407
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,727
No!
408
00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,763
No!
409
00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:58,832
No!
410
00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:17,117
You can buy baby food
at the Food 4 Less, sweetie.
411
00:22:17,151 --> 00:22:19,786
They put artificial coloring
and preservatives in that crap.
412
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,191
Yeah, but the carrots
gave him gas.
413
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:25,993
No, that was the peas
and eggplant.
414
00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,227
Won't do that again.
415
00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:32,566
Aww.
It's okay.
416
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,334
It's okay.
417
00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:35,802
Hello?
418
00:22:35,837 --> 00:22:38,639
- You have a collect call.
- Collect? Yes.
419
00:22:38,673 --> 00:22:40,307
Yes.
420
00:22:40,341 --> 00:22:43,043
- Karen? Sweetie?
- Karen?
421
00:22:43,077 --> 00:22:44,478
She okay?
422
00:22:44,512 --> 00:22:46,580
Sheils, honey, it's Frank.
423
00:22:46,614 --> 00:22:48,882
Frank who?
424
00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:51,184
Frank Frank.
425
00:22:51,219 --> 00:22:54,888
Listen, Sheils,
here's the situation.
426
00:22:54,922 --> 00:22:57,858
I'm out of the country
on business,
427
00:22:57,892 --> 00:22:59,526
and it's the craziest thing.
428
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,429
Someone stole all my money
and my passport.
429
00:23:04,198 --> 00:23:06,566
Aw, shit!
430
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,769
- Shit!
- Hey, hey!
431
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,370
Trouble, sir?
432
00:23:10,405 --> 00:23:11,438
What?
433
00:23:11,472 --> 00:23:14,007
Maybe I could help.
434
00:23:18,579 --> 00:23:20,113
Here he comes.
435
00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:25,218
Been up to see Mickey?
436
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:28,255
Nah, I sent him some
girl-on-girl porn last week.
437
00:23:28,289 --> 00:23:31,858
It's the only thing
he ever wants.
438
00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,794
- Hey.
- Hey.
439
00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:35,429
Thanks, man.
How you doing?
440
00:23:35,463 --> 00:23:37,964
Hey.
441
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,700
Gah! What the fuck?
442
00:23:39,734 --> 00:23:42,069
- Asshole.
- What the hell's that about?
443
00:23:42,103 --> 00:23:44,071
Wasn't too happy to hear
about you getting caught.
444
00:23:44,105 --> 00:23:46,440
- Oh.
- How'd it go?
445
00:23:46,474 --> 00:23:48,875
Public defender thinks I can
get off with community service
446
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,377
if we take the laser back.
447
00:23:50,411 --> 00:23:52,245
Underprivileged kid
trying to gain access
448
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,947
to scientific equipment
he doesn't have
449
00:23:53,981 --> 00:23:56,550
at his ghetto-ass,
underfunded high school.
450
00:23:56,584 --> 00:23:59,119
Hey, uh,
thanks for bailing me out.
451
00:23:59,153 --> 00:24:00,554
All Mandy.
452
00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:01,922
She used
her dad's line of credit
453
00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:03,490
at Bad Bob's bonds.
454
00:24:03,524 --> 00:24:05,158
Miss a hearing,
and my dad will come after you
455
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:08,729
with a linoleum knife
and a bucket of battery acid.
456
00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,163
Hey.
457
00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:20,474
- You knew about this.
- Absolutely not.
458
00:24:20,508 --> 00:24:23,076
I'm shocked and humiliated
by this betrayal.
459
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,344
I can't believe it.
460
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,779
How could she be unfaithful
to me
461
00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:28,448
after everything
we've been through?
462
00:24:36,896 --> 00:24:38,869
_
463
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,270
_
464
00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:43,797
Better safe than sorry.
465
00:24:43,831 --> 00:24:45,499
Well...
466
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,134
looks like you don't need me
around here anymore.
467
00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:50,837
Put some gloves on.
468
00:24:50,872 --> 00:24:54,474
You get to hold his foot
while I cut.
469
00:25:11,893 --> 00:25:13,560
Fiona.
470
00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:15,295
Burrito?
471
00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:18,231
Warmed it on the septic
truck engine, works great.
472
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,200
Uh, no thanks.
473
00:25:20,234 --> 00:25:23,670
So my lazy-ass nephew,
my brother Howie's kid
474
00:25:23,704 --> 00:25:25,338
with the big head.
475
00:25:25,373 --> 00:25:27,073
- You remember him from school?
- Howie Jr., sure!
476
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,577
Anyway, he's back from college
for the summer--
477
00:25:30,611 --> 00:25:33,079
- Howie Jr.'s in college?
- Wrestling scholarship.
478
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,149
Majoring in beer pong
and date rape from what I hear.
479
00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:38,051
Anyway, he's back
for the summer,
480
00:25:38,085 --> 00:25:40,053
and he needs a job.
481
00:25:40,087 --> 00:25:43,056
You're a hard worker, but...
482
00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:44,858
blood is blood.
483
00:25:47,361 --> 00:25:51,531
When's Junior back?
484
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:53,266
That's it?
485
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,568
Call you if anything big
comes up,
486
00:25:54,602 --> 00:26:00,173
and we need some extra hands.
487
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,409
We're almost done here.
488
00:26:02,443 --> 00:26:04,778
Now get your wife dressed,
and go have a nice dinner.
489
00:26:04,812 --> 00:26:06,112
Hmm?
490
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,081
Someplace expensive.
491
00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:10,283
I'll come and join you later.
492
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,519
I only have one shoe.
493
00:26:12,553 --> 00:26:14,020
Take a pair of Marco's.
494
00:26:14,055 --> 00:26:16,823
He always had good taste
in footwear.
495
00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:19,295
_
496
00:26:19,296 --> 00:26:21,096
_
497
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,930
No, just toss it in
with the rest.
498
00:26:25,393 --> 00:26:26,741
_
499
00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:31,204
It was stupid.
500
00:26:31,239 --> 00:26:32,472
You know, I've spent
too many Saturdays
501
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,241
stuck on a bus going downstate
502
00:26:34,275 --> 00:26:36,276
to get felt up
by dyke prison guards.
503
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:39,579
No school science project
is worth going to jail for.
504
00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:40,881
It's not for school.
505
00:26:40,915 --> 00:26:42,883
- What, were you gonna pawn it?
- Nope.
506
00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:45,252
- Sell it on eBay?
- No.
507
00:26:45,286 --> 00:26:48,555
Gonna teach some arrogant,
college wapanese assholes
508
00:26:48,589 --> 00:26:51,591
not to fuck
with the South Side.
509
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,468
Sure, you are.
510
00:27:01,502 --> 00:27:02,969
What the fuck?
511
00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:24,758
Move, move, fast! Come on!
512
00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:26,192
You know, a fast moving current
513
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,094
can knock a grown man
right off his feet.
514
00:27:28,129 --> 00:27:31,798
Move right now!
Let's go! Fast! Fast!
515
00:27:36,003 --> 00:27:37,671
Did you see Anaconda?
516
00:27:37,705 --> 00:27:39,439
Hey! Shh!
517
00:27:39,473 --> 00:27:41,942
Keep moving, all right?
Move, move, motherfucker.
518
00:27:41,976 --> 00:27:43,910
That was Central America.
Okay, I'm going.
519
00:27:56,857 --> 00:27:58,358
What's that?
520
00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:00,193
It's a miniature Mars rover.
521
00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:01,828
I'm mounting
a helium-neon laser on it.
522
00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:03,163
We're gonna blow shit up
with it.
523
00:28:03,197 --> 00:28:05,065
Hey!
Language.
524
00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:08,568
Oh, hey, final notice
on the property tax.
525
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:11,237
You going down there tomorrow?
526
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,639
- Later.
- Where you going?
527
00:28:12,673 --> 00:28:16,176
Study group.
528
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,311
- No dinner?
- No Jimmy.
529
00:28:18,346 --> 00:28:20,313
No cookies after school either.
530
00:28:20,348 --> 00:28:22,082
He wasn't here
when you came home from school?
531
00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:24,651
No, and his Beamer's
still out front.
532
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,653
Want me to open a can of tuna?
533
00:28:26,687 --> 00:28:28,088
Sure.
534
00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:29,923
Would you mind
getting that one for me?
535
00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:45,271
Whiskey.
I need whiskey.
536
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,407
- Shh.
- We have to stay hydrated.
537
00:28:47,441 --> 00:28:48,942
The sun's almost down.
It's not hot.
538
00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:51,044
How much further?
539
00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:54,681
20 miles to the rendezvous.
540
00:28:54,715 --> 00:28:58,351
- How far have we gone so far?
- Two. Relax!
541
00:28:58,386 --> 00:28:59,552
Could we stop for a second?
542
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,388
I think I'm getting a blister.
543
00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:03,611
_
544
00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:06,712
_
545
00:29:06,894 --> 00:29:08,361
No, seriously.
I'm wearing the wrong shoes.
546
00:29:08,396 --> 00:29:10,764
Anybody have a band-aid?
547
00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:13,618
_
548
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:22,108
♪ How do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
549
00:29:22,143 --> 00:29:24,811
♪ my tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
550
00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,780
♪ how do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
551
00:29:26,814 --> 00:29:29,282
♪ my tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
552
00:29:29,316 --> 00:29:30,817
♪ how do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
553
00:29:30,851 --> 00:29:32,218
♪ my tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
554
00:29:32,253 --> 00:29:34,120
Shit.
555
00:29:35,623 --> 00:29:37,590
- ? Must I look inside? ?
- ? No ?
556
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:39,759
♪ How do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
557
00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:41,895
♪ my tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
558
00:29:41,929 --> 00:29:43,830
♪ how do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
559
00:29:43,864 --> 00:29:46,266
Jesus.
560
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,001
♪ How do I get
my tomahawk back♪
♪
561
00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:50,770
♪ my tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
562
00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:52,272
- ? how do I get my tomahawk back? ?
- Okay! Okay!
563
00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:53,606
I'm American!
564
00:29:53,641 --> 00:29:54,974
American!
I'm an American.
565
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:56,509
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
566
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:59,412
♪ My tomahawk back,
my tomahawk back ♪
567
00:30:01,949 --> 00:30:04,484
Did you check
the hospitals today?
568
00:30:04,518 --> 00:30:07,787
No Frank.
569
00:30:15,888 --> 00:30:17,776
_
570
00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:25,872
Okay, Debs, come on.
Time for bed.
571
00:30:34,882 --> 00:30:37,183
He'll come back, Debs.
572
00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:39,352
Frank's like scabies.
573
00:30:39,386 --> 00:30:42,889
You can't get rid of him
no matter how hard you try.
574
00:30:58,038 --> 00:30:59,649
Bedtime.
575
00:31:06,213 --> 00:31:08,681
Ian?
576
00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:27,400
Mandy?
577
00:31:27,434 --> 00:31:32,172
Yeah, her dad's mixing vodka
and speedballs again, so...
578
00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:33,807
You being smart?
579
00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:42,782
Lost my job today.
580
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,018
What, you fucking the boss?
581
00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:48,154
Nah. Nepotism.
Nephew.
582
00:31:49,790 --> 00:31:52,759
Hey, uh...
583
00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:54,994
we gonna have enough
for the property tax bill?
584
00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:58,231
Just.
With the check I got today.
585
00:32:35,135 --> 00:32:37,737
- Where you been?
- Hey.
586
00:32:37,771 --> 00:32:40,773
I just ran into a friend,
grabbed dinner.
587
00:32:43,911 --> 00:32:47,714
- What are you doing?
- Just burning my clothes.
588
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:52,752
- Why?
- Ah, you don't need to know.
589
00:32:52,786 --> 00:32:54,420
- I don't?
- Nope.
590
00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:10,870
Take a shower.
591
00:33:17,278 --> 00:33:18,678
Scrub my back?
592
00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,783
You want me to scrub your back?
593
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:32,492
♪ Waiting there for me ♪
594
00:33:34,194 --> 00:33:35,662
Oh!
595
00:33:35,696 --> 00:33:40,600
♪ I won't ever be alone again ♪
596
00:33:40,634 --> 00:33:42,835
♪ someday in the future ♪
597
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:44,904
Mmm.
No, no.
598
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,240
Use Euler's.
599
00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:48,908
- Where? Here?
- Oh, come on.
600
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,977
Cosine X.
601
00:33:51,011 --> 00:33:53,246
Oh.
602
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,248
Oh, yeah.
603
00:33:55,282 --> 00:33:56,683
Hey.
604
00:33:56,717 --> 00:34:00,987
Catch.
605
00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:04,357
Open it.
606
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:09,862
- What is it?
- GPS wrist unit.
607
00:34:09,897 --> 00:34:13,800
For your ROTC orienting weekends
so you know where you are.
608
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,636
We're supposed to learn that
off of maps and stuff.
609
00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:18,104
Oh, come on.
610
00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,639
They teaching you how to use
a sextant too?
611
00:34:19,673 --> 00:34:22,108
Modern infantry officers
have, like, a grand worth
612
00:34:22,142 --> 00:34:24,110
of satellite gear
in their packs.
613
00:34:24,144 --> 00:34:25,845
We need to learn how though
614
00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:27,647
in case we get separated
from our unit
615
00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:29,048
or all that fancy equipment
616
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:32,819
breaks down
in a harsh environment.
617
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,053
Aw, come on.
618
00:34:34,088 --> 00:34:37,957
Just take it.
619
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,726
I sort of have a boyfriend.
620
00:34:41,195 --> 00:34:43,262
Well, I sorta have a wife.
621
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,800
He's been gone for a while,
622
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,969
but he's going to be back
in a couple of weeks.
623
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:54,374
Young or old?
624
00:34:54,408 --> 00:34:55,808
Young.
625
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:57,710
Ah.
626
00:34:57,745 --> 00:35:00,346
You up for a threesome, hmm?
627
00:35:00,381 --> 00:35:03,883
I mean, an old guy
can dream, can't he?
628
00:35:03,917 --> 00:35:07,153
Keep dreaming.
629
00:35:07,187 --> 00:35:09,622
Come here.
630
00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:18,197
- Who needs more eggs?
- Me, please!
631
00:35:18,232 --> 00:35:20,299
You came in awfully late
for a school night.
632
00:35:20,334 --> 00:35:23,836
Trig test in a couple weeks,
you know.
633
00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,571
Wow. Couldn't find
your pants?
634
00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:27,673
I already made them lunches.
635
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,975
What time do you have
to be at work?
636
00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:31,210
Laid off.
637
00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:33,046
Well, that's all right.
I mean, you hated that job.
638
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,580
Didn't hate the money.
639
00:35:34,615 --> 00:35:37,150
Time to get back in bed
when the kids leave?
640
00:35:37,184 --> 00:35:38,885
Oh, I wish.
I can't, I have a meeting.
641
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,319
Bus is leaving!
Dishes in the sink!
642
00:35:40,354 --> 00:35:41,888
Mandy, do you need a ride?
643
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,556
- Sure, if you got room.
- All right.
644
00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:46,359
- Meeting with who?
- Old friend from last night.
645
00:35:46,393 --> 00:35:47,760
Old friend have a name?
646
00:35:47,795 --> 00:35:49,162
Arnando.
We used to work together.
647
00:35:49,196 --> 00:35:50,897
He came to town unexpectedly.
648
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:53,066
Used to work together
doing what?
649
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,700
Butcher shop.
650
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:56,202
Debbie, milk in the fridge!
651
00:35:56,236 --> 00:35:58,004
All right, train's leaving!
652
00:35:58,038 --> 00:36:01,107
Mandy!
653
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:21,461
I'll be back,
just don't make the bed.
654
00:36:21,495 --> 00:36:23,429
Let's go, Jimmy!
655
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:43,533
Hurry!
656
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,723
What now?
657
00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:52,458
Now you go away.
658
00:36:52,493 --> 00:36:54,794
What, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?
659
00:36:54,828 --> 00:36:57,063
Hey, I'm thirsty.
660
00:36:57,097 --> 00:36:58,664
- You a quitter, Manuel?
- What?
661
00:36:58,699 --> 00:37:00,933
A quitter?
Little baby quitter?
662
00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:04,904
I'll give you $1,000.
663
00:37:04,938 --> 00:37:06,305
You already promised
to give me five.
664
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,074
That or let me cut out
a kidney to sell.
665
00:37:08,108 --> 00:37:10,143
Well, that was
before I realized
666
00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:12,078
that you were
a little pansy quitter.
667
00:37:12,112 --> 00:37:14,514
- Ah!
- Stay away from me, asshole!
668
00:37:14,548 --> 00:37:17,783
Now that is the spirit
that I've been looking for,
669
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:20,520
but let's channel it
into something constructive,
670
00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:24,624
like getting me on the other
side of the Rio Grande.
671
00:37:24,658 --> 00:37:27,627
How bad do you want
to get back?
672
00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:29,829
It's "badly," but yes, bad!
673
00:37:29,863 --> 00:37:31,764
Come, amigo.
674
00:37:31,798 --> 00:37:34,100
Let me introduce you
to my friend El Cuchillo.
675
00:37:34,134 --> 00:37:36,035
- El Cuchillo.
- Yeah.
676
00:37:36,069 --> 00:37:37,770
- Cuchillo. Cuchillo.
- Let's go.
677
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,839
The Knife?
678
00:37:44,645 --> 00:37:47,480
Your sister doesn't like me.
679
00:37:47,514 --> 00:37:50,216
No, she's just worried
I'm gonna knock you up,
680
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:52,652
doesn't want any more
Gallagher mouths to feed.
681
00:37:52,686 --> 00:37:53,953
I'm not my mom.
682
00:37:53,987 --> 00:37:55,555
13 with my brother on her hip.
683
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:56,956
13, huh?
684
00:37:56,990 --> 00:38:00,560
12 when she got pregnant.
685
00:38:00,594 --> 00:38:02,795
What the hell is that?
686
00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:05,398
This?
This is a helium-neon laser.
687
00:38:05,432 --> 00:38:08,701
Now I'm gonna perform lasix on
near-sighted neighborhood kids.
688
00:38:08,735 --> 00:38:10,703
50 bucks a pop.
689
00:38:10,737 --> 00:38:12,171
What are you doing this summer?
690
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,874
Probably pretty much
what I did last summer--
691
00:38:14,908 --> 00:38:19,045
drink too much beer,
smoke a lot of weed.
692
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,379
Yeah.
693
00:38:20,414 --> 00:38:22,215
Well, that ain't gonna work.
694
00:38:22,249 --> 00:38:25,751
You got to pad your resume for
your college apps this summer.
695
00:38:25,786 --> 00:38:27,853
You're a poor kid
from the South Side.
696
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,691
And you got a 4.6,
and that's great,
697
00:38:31,725 --> 00:38:35,061
but you're gonna need
a full ride.
698
00:38:35,095 --> 00:38:36,662
What's so goddamn funny?
699
00:38:36,697 --> 00:38:39,265
No, it's just, um...
700
00:38:39,299 --> 00:38:42,768
why does everyone think
I'm going to college?
701
00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:44,103
Dummy,
you are going to college,
702
00:38:44,137 --> 00:38:45,671
and you're gonna graduate.
703
00:38:45,706 --> 00:38:46,772
And then you're gonna
get your masters
704
00:38:46,807 --> 00:38:48,441
and your doctorate.
705
00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:50,243
And then you're gonna make
a boatload of money.
706
00:38:52,879 --> 00:38:58,584
Spend the summer
padding this resume.
707
00:39:01,054 --> 00:39:03,212
Doing what?
708
00:39:06,627 --> 00:39:08,261
I don't give a shit.
709
00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:11,430
Teach brain-damaged kids
how to make plastic explosives
710
00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:13,566
or the blind how to blow glass.
711
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,768
You know what,
I already have my sights set
712
00:39:15,802 --> 00:39:18,237
on a few hundred hours
of community service.
713
00:39:21,408 --> 00:39:24,744
Okay.
714
00:39:24,778 --> 00:39:27,513
That's good.
715
00:39:27,547 --> 00:39:30,016
Get it done.
716
00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:32,618
Courtesy of Cook County
juvenile court system.
717
00:39:32,653 --> 00:39:35,421
You have a 4.6?
718
00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:39,558
My GPA is, like, 1.2.
719
00:39:39,593 --> 00:39:41,594
How smart are you?
720
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,469
- You find anything?
- Nothing I can get with a GED.
721
00:39:50,504 --> 00:39:51,971
Go to Malcolm X.
722
00:39:52,005 --> 00:39:53,406
Take some nurses aide classes
or something.
723
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,874
You got Jimmy playing Mr. Mom,
724
00:39:54,908 --> 00:39:56,208
might as well
take advantage of it.
725
00:39:56,243 --> 00:39:57,410
This Aunt Jemima scarf
too much?
726
00:39:57,444 --> 00:39:59,078
- You gonna be topless?
- Yeah.
727
00:39:59,112 --> 00:40:00,379
No one's gonna be
looking at your head.
728
00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:01,981
How much does
community college cost?
729
00:40:02,015 --> 00:40:04,083
Nothing. Take out of shitload
of student loans,
730
00:40:04,117 --> 00:40:07,053
then bail on the feds
once you get your degree.
731
00:40:07,087 --> 00:40:08,821
Bookkeeping, accounting,
732
00:40:08,855 --> 00:40:11,057
X-ray technician,
dental hygienist.
733
00:40:11,091 --> 00:40:13,993
Yech, I get grossed out
just flossing my teeth.
734
00:40:14,027 --> 00:40:15,628
I've been shoveling sewage
for the last month.
735
00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:17,563
Computer programming.
736
00:40:17,597 --> 00:40:19,265
Drug and alcohol
rehab counselor!
737
00:40:19,299 --> 00:40:21,801
I definitely have the practical
experience for that one.
738
00:40:21,835 --> 00:40:23,302
Crap.
739
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:25,538
Need a bunch
of psych prerequisites first.
740
00:40:25,572 --> 00:40:27,473
Why don't you take the civil
service exam and get on the ITC?
741
00:40:27,507 --> 00:40:28,941
Drive a bus?
742
00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:31,210
Hey, pension,
health care, paid vacations.
743
00:40:31,244 --> 00:40:33,112
Or there's the Post Office.
744
00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:34,780
Uniforms are for shit.
745
00:40:34,815 --> 00:40:36,515
Everyone looks like they have
a dick in those pants.
746
00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,851
Oh, wow, a lot of people
queuing up online for this.
747
00:40:38,885 --> 00:40:40,853
This might just work!
748
00:40:40,887 --> 00:40:43,122
Club's gonna open up
the outdoor patio soon,
749
00:40:43,156 --> 00:40:45,291
maybe Meg would give me
another shot at managing
750
00:40:45,325 --> 00:40:46,692
or at least get
my old job back.
751
00:40:46,727 --> 00:40:47,793
Slinging appletinis?
752
00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:49,428
You didn't need to get your GED
753
00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:50,930
to shake your titties
and collect tips from frat boys.
754
00:40:50,964 --> 00:40:52,431
The money's good,
755
00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:53,766
and it doesn't require
prerequisites.
756
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,034
Requires a couple.
757
00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:56,202
Can you set up the camera,
please?
758
00:40:56,236 --> 00:40:58,404
We're ready to go.
759
00:40:58,438 --> 00:41:00,539
- Who are you supposed to be?
- Thomas Jefferson.
760
00:41:00,574 --> 00:41:03,209
Okay, Miss Sally.
761
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,610
You get your revenge
762
00:41:04,644 --> 00:41:06,645
for me raping you
in the slave quarters.
763
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,080
Master.
764
00:41:08,115 --> 00:41:09,315
Ah!
765
00:41:09,349 --> 00:41:11,150
Ooh.
766
00:41:11,184 --> 00:41:12,952
Get down,
you white motherfucker.
767
00:41:12,986 --> 00:41:14,754
Get in there.
Ah!
768
00:41:14,788 --> 00:41:17,623
Yeah, now get that ass.
Munch it, munch it!
769
00:41:17,657 --> 00:41:18,891
Do the alphabet.
770
00:41:18,925 --> 00:41:20,826
We shall overcome,
motherfucker.
771
00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:22,161
Get in there!
772
00:41:22,195 --> 00:41:25,598
We shall overcome!
773
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:40,045
Get on.
774
00:41:48,021 --> 00:41:52,591
Hey, Meg.
How are you?
775
00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:54,627
Fiona...
Gallagher.
776
00:41:54,661 --> 00:41:56,162
Sure. How you been?
777
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:58,264
Thought I'd stop by,
778
00:41:58,298 --> 00:42:00,132
see if you were staffing up
for summer yet.
779
00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:02,468
Patio's not open
till Memorial Day,
780
00:42:02,502 --> 00:42:04,970
but if you want to push
cocktails in 6-inch heels,
781
00:42:05,005 --> 00:42:07,273
I can always use another
pretty girl for the summer.
782
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:10,476
I was hoping you'd give me
a shot at assistant managing
783
00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,144
like we discussed last fall.
784
00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:18,484
- Congrats.
- Yeah.
785
00:42:18,518 --> 00:42:20,853
I know I screwed you over
last time.
786
00:42:20,887 --> 00:42:22,822
It's a family thing,
my mother was really--
787
00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:24,857
- I get it.
You have it tough.
788
00:42:24,891 --> 00:42:27,159
But fool me once, shame on you.
789
00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:30,095
- Fool me twice--
- I won't let you down again.
790
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:32,031
Come on, give me one night
to show you what I can do.
791
00:42:32,065 --> 00:42:34,733
You won't regret it.
792
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:38,804
Give me a thousand bucks.
793
00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:41,841
I'll find you a night
to promote.
794
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,175
- Promote?
- Yeah.
795
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:45,177
You take over the club,
do it all.
796
00:42:45,212 --> 00:42:47,813
- How about Tuesday the 15th?
- Next week?
797
00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:49,381
Show me what you got.
798
00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,283
I don't have $1,000.
799
00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:53,352
So I'll pencil you in
to work the patio.
800
00:42:53,386 --> 00:42:56,388
Give me a call mid-May,
and keep the weight off.
801
00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:15,051
Hey, pretty girl.
802
00:43:25,852 --> 00:43:29,018
- Mimosa?
- Uh, sure.
803
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,394
A man has few things
of real value in this life.
804
00:43:35,428 --> 00:43:40,099
His family, his friends.
805
00:43:40,133 --> 00:43:42,401
His ability to honor
his commitment,
806
00:43:42,435 --> 00:43:44,570
the value of his word.
807
00:43:44,604 --> 00:43:47,606
Eat, please.
808
00:43:47,641 --> 00:43:50,743
I believe
the only true measure of a man
809
00:43:50,777 --> 00:43:55,447
is his willingness to accept
responsibility for his actions.
810
00:43:55,482 --> 00:43:57,449
Don't you agree?
811
00:43:57,484 --> 00:44:00,519
We're here.
812
00:44:13,266 --> 00:44:16,902
Beautiful, very peaceful.
813
00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,571
The Great Lakes, right?
814
00:44:20,674 --> 00:44:22,041
Uh, Lake Michigan.
815
00:44:22,075 --> 00:44:24,143
How many Great Lakes are there?
816
00:44:24,177 --> 00:44:26,378
Uh, five.
817
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,781
I knew the Great Lakes
were big,
818
00:44:28,815 --> 00:44:31,250
but I never imagined
they would be this big.
819
00:44:31,284 --> 00:44:33,185
It's like a sea.
820
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:40,159
Surprisingly heavy for a man
with so few brains.
821
00:44:56,309 --> 00:44:59,645
So, Steve...
822
00:44:59,679 --> 00:45:03,682
Are you a man capable
of honoring your commitments?
823
00:45:06,085 --> 00:45:08,754
Are you a man of your word?
824
00:45:21,267 --> 00:45:25,003
Come here, let's go.
825
00:45:26,873 --> 00:45:29,841
Cuchillo! Another moron.
826
00:45:34,814 --> 00:45:39,184
So...
you are an American, eh?
827
00:45:39,218 --> 00:45:41,186
- Yeah.
- Wanting to go home?
828
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:43,255
But you have no papers.
829
00:45:43,289 --> 00:45:46,091
No, see,
we were sort of partying.
830
00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:47,159
Say "ah."
831
00:45:47,193 --> 00:45:48,493
Ah.
Ah, ah. Ah.
832
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:52,130
- Good.
- Good?
833
00:45:52,165 --> 00:45:56,034
Whoa! No, amigo,
I'm not that kind of girl.
834
00:45:56,069 --> 00:45:57,469
Jesus!
835
00:45:57,503 --> 00:45:58,937
Okay, okay, fellas,
836
00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:01,974
I'm really kinda getting
skeeved out here.
837
00:46:02,008 --> 00:46:04,476
Uh...
838
00:46:04,510 --> 00:46:11,450
- Everything okay.
- Clean him. Clean this motherfucker.
839
00:46:11,484 --> 00:46:14,019
- Can I-- can I take them--
- Good luck, little bitch.
840
00:46:14,053 --> 00:46:16,188
What happened to people
paying you when you do the work?
841
00:46:16,222 --> 00:46:18,190
It was just her way
of telling me to go fuck myself.
842
00:46:18,224 --> 00:46:21,059
What really pissed me off
was how she just assumed
843
00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:22,361
that I couldn't come up
with the money.
844
00:46:22,395 --> 00:46:24,196
Smug bitch.
845
00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:25,564
Well, we did all right today
on that master-slave thing.
846
00:46:25,598 --> 00:46:26,865
I could loan you the money
if you want.
847
00:46:26,899 --> 00:46:28,000
No.
That's okay.
848
00:46:28,034 --> 00:46:29,968
I love you, but...
849
00:46:30,003 --> 00:46:31,803
you gotta save up
for when you have a baby.
850
00:46:31,838 --> 00:46:35,007
- What about Jimmy?
- He's being weird.
851
00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:37,509
Meg's right.
I am a loser.
852
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:39,878
One more ghetto girl
who thinks she's the shit.
853
00:46:39,912 --> 00:46:41,847
I can't manage a club.
854
00:46:41,881 --> 00:46:44,883
- What's that, self-pity?
- No, reality.
855
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,551
I'll take
the civil service exam,
856
00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:48,887
clean bus shelter trash barrels
for the city.
857
00:46:48,921 --> 00:46:51,523
Hey!
You're Fiona Gallagher.
858
00:46:51,557 --> 00:46:53,658
You can do anything
you set your mind to.
859
00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:55,494
You got your GED.
860
00:46:55,528 --> 00:46:58,196
You've been raising a family of
six since you were 15 years old.
861
00:46:58,231 --> 00:47:01,166
You're a rock star,
and Meg's a frigid bitch.
862
00:47:08,141 --> 00:47:09,441
What's that?
863
00:47:09,475 --> 00:47:12,844
My final paycheck.
864
00:47:12,879 --> 00:47:15,280
Looks like
this battle is almost over.
865
00:47:15,314 --> 00:47:16,848
Ooh!
866
00:47:16,883 --> 00:47:19,718
The Red Rovertron
is in trouble.
867
00:47:22,488 --> 00:47:25,257
Scorpio back for the win.
868
00:47:25,291 --> 00:47:29,061
Back for yet another round of
ritual humiliation, Gallagher?
869
00:47:29,095 --> 00:47:30,929
Finally gonna win this time,
Goff.
870
00:47:30,963 --> 00:47:34,533
College entrants only today,
it was on the website.
871
00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:37,569
Or don't you have internet
down at MLK charter?
872
00:47:37,603 --> 00:47:39,204
What's the matter, Goff?
873
00:47:39,238 --> 00:47:40,605
You afraid a teenager is gonna
kick the shit out of one
874
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,574
of your half-assed bucket
of bolts?
875
00:47:42,608 --> 00:47:44,242
Your engineering can't compete
876
00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:47,145
at the black bot championship
trophy level, Gallagher.
877
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,880
Who'd you steal your designs
from this time?
878
00:47:48,915 --> 00:47:51,450
Was it Carnegie Mellon or MIT?
879
00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:57,956
Entry fee is 150,
and we don't take food stamps.
880
00:47:57,990 --> 00:48:03,995
This match, Scorpio Bot
versus... The Impaler.
881
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:09,101
Let the battle begin.
882
00:48:14,874 --> 00:48:17,843
Ooh!
The Impaler strikes.
883
00:48:19,011 --> 00:48:20,779
Scorpio Bot is down.
884
00:48:20,813 --> 00:48:24,449
The Impaler wins!
885
00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:26,017
Piece of cake.
886
00:48:41,734 --> 00:48:44,136
♪ gotta be up ♪
887
00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:46,204
♪ gotta be up and on ♪
888
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,707
♪ 'cause nobody loves you ♪
889
00:48:48,741 --> 00:48:50,942
♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪
890
00:48:50,977 --> 00:48:53,445
♪ nobody loves you ♪
891
00:48:53,479 --> 00:48:54,813
♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪
892
00:49:03,055 --> 00:49:04,222
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
893
00:49:04,257 --> 00:49:06,291
How am I supposed
to swallow that?
894
00:49:06,325 --> 00:49:08,226
Who said anything
about swallowing?
895
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,701
She's always been a problem.
896
00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:18,203
It's been a relief to have her
897
00:49:18,237 --> 00:49:20,405
out of the house
these last months.
898
00:49:20,439 --> 00:49:22,908
She was wrecking my marriage.
Pull!
899
00:49:25,845 --> 00:49:27,712
- You lied to me, Steve.
- Yes, well--
900
00:49:27,747 --> 00:49:29,247
but I thought--
901
00:49:29,282 --> 00:49:30,482
You told me you were going
to look after her.
902
00:49:30,516 --> 00:49:33,552
- Yes, well--
- Pull!
903
00:49:33,586 --> 00:49:37,689
I'm sure it's been difficult.
She's a bright girl.
904
00:49:37,723 --> 00:49:38,924
But I spoil her.
905
00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:41,092
I grew up poor, you know.
906
00:49:41,127 --> 00:49:43,662
I want her to have things
I didn't have in the favela--
907
00:49:43,696 --> 00:49:47,699
an education, food...
a toilet.
908
00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:49,501
Pull!
909
00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:57,209
I've arranged for Estefania
910
00:49:57,243 --> 00:49:58,543
to pursue an economics degree
911
00:49:58,578 --> 00:50:01,213
here at the University
of Chicago.
912
00:50:01,247 --> 00:50:03,982
I want her to be
an American citizen, Steve.
913
00:50:06,953 --> 00:50:09,888
When immigration comes...
914
00:50:09,922 --> 00:50:12,057
you will be her husband.
915
00:50:12,091 --> 00:50:13,625
Pull!
916
00:50:23,302 --> 00:50:27,706
Do you think you can do that
for me, Steve?
917
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,741
Can I trust you?
918
00:50:29,775 --> 00:50:32,711
Absolutely.
919
00:50:32,745 --> 00:50:35,213
But that means
you can't get into any trouble.
920
00:50:35,248 --> 00:50:39,918
No stolen cars, no drugs.
921
00:50:39,952 --> 00:50:42,587
How am I supposed
to make a living?
922
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:45,557
Get a job.
923
00:50:45,591 --> 00:50:48,159
And the slum girl--
Fiona, yes?
924
00:50:48,194 --> 00:50:50,929
You can fuck her all you want
for fun,
925
00:50:50,963 --> 00:50:52,397
but you're a married man now.
926
00:50:52,431 --> 00:50:57,269
She stays what she is--
a ghetto whore.
927
00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:08,947
In this corner,
the terror of Northwestern U...
928
00:51:08,981 --> 00:51:12,284
Preda Raptor.
929
00:51:13,619 --> 00:51:15,186
And in this corner,
930
00:51:15,221 --> 00:51:17,355
representing the South Side,
931
00:51:17,390 --> 00:51:20,091
Frank!
932
00:51:26,632 --> 00:51:31,703
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready to rum-bot!
933
00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:46,251
Next.
934
00:51:46,285 --> 00:51:48,987
Thank you.
935
00:51:50,289 --> 00:51:52,457
Let's battle.
936
00:51:52,491 --> 00:51:53,958
Ooh!
937
00:51:53,993 --> 00:51:56,328
Frank is in trouble early.
938
00:51:56,362 --> 00:51:58,763
Fry the fucker, come on.
939
00:51:58,798 --> 00:52:04,536
Ooh!
940
00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:06,204
- Ooh!
- Get outta there! Get out!
941
00:52:06,238 --> 00:52:07,772
What are you doing?
942
00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:10,608
Frank is hit!
943
00:52:10,643 --> 00:52:13,678
Preda Raptor.
944
00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:15,680
- Go! Go, go, go!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
945
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:18,917
- Now.
- Frank is on the run.
946
00:52:37,103 --> 00:52:41,072
Oh, and it looks like
Frank is down for the count.
947
00:52:41,107 --> 00:52:42,741
- Get outta the way!
- Get out!
948
00:52:42,775 --> 00:52:44,342
- Go! Go!
- I got it!
949
00:52:44,377 --> 00:52:48,146
Preda Raptor,
coming in for the kill.
950
00:52:53,853 --> 00:52:57,021
Preda Raptor, Preda Raptor,
951
00:52:57,056 --> 00:53:03,027
Preda Raptor, Preda Raptor,
Preda Raptor!
952
00:53:12,571 --> 00:53:15,573
He did it!
He... did... it!
953
00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,678
We have a new champion.
954
00:53:26,118 --> 00:53:29,087
Welcome home, Mr. Duncan.
955
00:53:46,639 --> 00:53:49,607
Jack!
956
00:53:49,642 --> 00:53:52,877
Jack!
957
00:53:56,081 --> 00:53:58,550
Just keep walking.
958
00:53:58,584 --> 00:53:59,884
No trouble?
959
00:53:59,919 --> 00:54:01,085
They just waved me
right through.
960
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,289
El Gran Cañón in person.
961
00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:06,257
El Gran Cañón,
your new nickname.
962
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:08,860
You're already a legend.
18 balloons.
963
00:54:08,894 --> 00:54:11,196
We've never had
more than eight up one ass.
964
00:54:11,230 --> 00:54:13,198
You have more coke up your anus
965
00:54:13,232 --> 00:54:15,934
than any drug mule
in cartel history.
966
00:54:15,968 --> 00:54:19,571
It's like
taking a shit backwards.
967
00:54:19,605 --> 00:54:21,606
Ex-Lax.
Normally, I would say take two,
968
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,042
but for you,
maybe the whole box.
969
00:54:34,487 --> 00:54:35,954
Awesome.
970
00:54:35,988 --> 00:54:41,860
Tuesday the 15th.
$1,000. It's all there.
971
00:54:41,894 --> 00:54:43,561
No, I'm sure it is.
972
00:54:43,596 --> 00:54:44,963
But, you know, look.
973
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,031
Promoting a new night
is difficult.
974
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:49,267
- I should've explained to you--
- I want the club.
975
00:54:49,301 --> 00:54:51,135
You've got a bunch
of kids at home.
976
00:54:51,170 --> 00:54:54,839
- I don't think that you should--
- Do I have the club or not?
977
00:54:58,744 --> 00:55:01,079
Okay.
978
00:55:01,113 --> 00:55:03,982
You're on the calendar.
979
00:55:11,190 --> 00:55:14,826
- Okay, hey, grab two.
- All right.
980
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,428
Hey, beautiful!
Dinner's almost ready!
981
00:55:17,463 --> 00:55:19,163
Oh, Jesus, Jimmy!
982
00:55:19,198 --> 00:55:20,999
You always gotta monitor Carl
when he's online.
983
00:55:21,033 --> 00:55:22,800
Okay.
984
00:55:22,835 --> 00:55:25,937
Sure.
I'm sorry.
985
00:55:25,971 --> 00:55:27,238
What the hell
were you watching?
986
00:55:27,273 --> 00:55:29,974
- History Channel.
- Dinner!
987
00:55:30,009 --> 00:55:31,342
Where were you all day?
988
00:55:31,377 --> 00:55:33,811
I was, you know,
running errands...
989
00:55:33,846 --> 00:55:35,346
this and that.
How was your day?
990
00:55:35,381 --> 00:55:37,248
Remember Meg from the club?
991
00:55:37,283 --> 00:55:38,950
She's gonna give me
my own night to promote.
992
00:55:38,984 --> 00:55:40,852
That's great!
993
00:55:43,022 --> 00:55:44,422
- You won?
- Oh, yeah.
994
00:55:44,456 --> 00:55:46,357
Oh, nothing left
but smoke and metal
995
00:55:46,392 --> 00:55:48,159
and bruised geek egos.
996
00:55:48,193 --> 00:55:51,796
Yeah, plus 400 bucks
cash prize for first place.
997
00:55:51,830 --> 00:55:53,264
Thought I could help out
a little bit
998
00:55:53,299 --> 00:55:54,832
with the property tax bill.
999
00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,601
Do you want me
to run the payment
1000
00:55:56,635 --> 00:55:58,336
down to the post office
before school?
1001
00:55:58,370 --> 00:56:01,306
No, I got it.
1002
00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:05,510
That's still daddy's spot.
Anything at the hospitals?
1003
00:56:05,544 --> 00:56:08,046
I forgot to check today, Debs.
I'll call after dinner, okay?
1004
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,847
All right, here we go, guys!
1005
00:56:09,882 --> 00:56:13,318
Dinner's served.
Can we make way over here?
1006
00:56:19,658 --> 00:56:21,292
Thank you, Billy!
1007
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,694
It's like a miniature rover,
pretty much,
1008
00:56:56,729 --> 00:57:01,366
with battery power, and then we
put a helium laser on top.
1009
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,301
It's like cage fighting,
like octagon--
1010
00:57:20,352 --> 00:57:22,520
Daddy.
1011
00:57:25,357 --> 00:57:26,824
Daddy!
1012
00:57:54,019 --> 00:57:56,087
♪ Well, I've been fooled ♪
1013
00:57:56,121 --> 00:57:58,723
♪ I fooled around ♪
1014
00:57:58,757 --> 00:58:01,259
♪ no sense to lie ♪
1015
00:58:01,293 --> 00:58:03,294
♪ about where I'm bound ♪
1016
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,833
19!
1017
00:58:08,867 --> 00:58:10,435
Thank you, Sheila!
1018
00:58:12,313 --> 00:58:15,497
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