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doo-doo-doo-doo now this is an amusing
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little one
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its robust fruity yet dry
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you know I always maintained that if you
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have to depend on a wine gotta go right
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to the source
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France don't even so peaceful here with
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you I mean it's so good it's so right
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when I just finished a cigarette and
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we'll go inside
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me you really know how to turn a guy off
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Jackie simple no would have been
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sufficient
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we
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uh you drop this
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Hey
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Easter vacation mr. carpenter you bought
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me tea city classes tonight Thank You
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Guido here Happy Easter
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it's for your kids I don't have any I'm
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sorry I'm not I have my wife's faded for
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Mother's Day
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oh my find my headaches gone I ate on
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the way home I picked up my salary check
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and I move my bowels how are you my
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kidney must be a larger connection oh
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sure I miss you in melody Manor but
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you've just gotta accept the fact that
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I'm 24 years old I want to get my own
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place it's been two years sooner or
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later everybody leaves the nest
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penguins stay with their mothers tilt
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well I can't believe that penguins stay
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with their mothers till death are you
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trying to talk fire
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Marlin Perkins could be wrong but only
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if you want me to come along sure if you
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want to come over you know I'd love to
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see it of course you don't have to call
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before you come Anna did you know that
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Helen Keller was a fraud whom is it that
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something it says so right here
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Pollan Calif where is okay her cousin
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heard her laugh and talked on the phone
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with her accountant model did you bathe
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today of course I bathed today
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Oh Helen made millions but could only
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enjoy it in the privacy of her own room
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who can you trust
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mom what do you read that trash make
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sure that they are running back come
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home Ella and I put into your father mom
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he's not coming home it's been 18 years
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think of all the time you waste making
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dinner for him night after night taking
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any chances this time I mean once he
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asked me
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what's for dinner over evert I used to
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call your room mm-hmm and someday when
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you grow up I'll explain it to you
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anyway there's no dinner on the table
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that night and one thing led to another
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I haven't seen it with oh you're getting
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is ready and so it's your way come away
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from the window hi MA sit down here we
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um I know you're lonely
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hey I'm lonely too huh what do you know
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about loneliness you had a woman here
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last night no way you did I heard you
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through the door I did not have a woman
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in here listen it doesn't make any
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difference to me I don't care what you
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did you didn't so let's just forget it
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all right
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but you did have a woman here last night
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well this may be very hard for you to
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believe but I've never had a woman in
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here never never
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little stirred oh never never never
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never never never never never never
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are you a fairy
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before you enter that door the edifice
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fix your tie and melody would you give
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me that cupcake every 600 there are
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grass stains all over the back of your
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skirt did you fall down on your date
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again Claire Navi isn't this a beautiful
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day for baptism and a wonderful act of
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old easiest rippln gift what a happy day
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for you Margaret congratulation never
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again I still can't sit down you know
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you little stallion I'm Jewish can I
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still go in of course just don't pray I
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personally had nothing to do with that
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what mrs. carpenter how nice to see you
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again after all this time how's the
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family Lionel well lionel still teaching
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citizenship to foreigners in night
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school and he's working towards his MA
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in botany
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but best of all his skin is cleared up
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how about little melody I was always so
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fond of her I've grown up forever and hi
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big melody now I do do this yeah
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well God loves you she's a truck she'll
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need a forklift to get into heaven I
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know isn't she adorable Oh Reverend
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would you mention Mel's name at Easter
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services tomorrow
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your husband is always in my prayers
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mrs. carpenter no I mean out loud ask
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the crowd if they've seen him
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hey guess who's back guess who's back
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from their kid doesn't then right so hey
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second that you go back oh so to stick
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out that test give me five
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a diesel soldier when did you get back
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from Vietnam Danny I've been back two
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years this coming June over the dam
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stockade yeah we didn't know word course
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you did that's what great units son of
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if it's Kelly got all the publicity what
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a lousy deal Danny hell don't matter I
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don't carry no good unless of course
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you're a piss color good you know I
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decided and you're part of President
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accounted for
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Oh looking good auntie Carmen fariña
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our nicest thing are you here for all
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I'm stationed here now pretty lady I'm
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chief would start girls on reserve base
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oh did you hear that isn't that
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wonderful
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Oh instructor what do you teach bayonet
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ma'am bayonet oh I love that little lady
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you know Lionel your mama is such a
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state I mean it seems so right that we
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all meet again here a chick so tell me
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kid to be getting any dude
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okay bless please day children che this
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case M they help and II may be a little
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Chen hua held kid that yellow woman
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could love I mean she cheered me every
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way but loose
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Pamela's thought about bring her back to
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the States why didn't you land mine got
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it I'm sorry again
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hell I'm not I said a damped slope she
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was dealing cigarettes out of my
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footlocker not my say okay
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okay mal pay and course the nice thing
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about sleeping with the orphans is that
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they can never tell the folks on you
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know what I mean that's it awful I'll
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tell you what office did you ever have
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an Apache woman
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and the email Bhushan archway out a
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orphan kaimei is please okay
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women giggle no stories it's just
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between us guys kid that's just that I
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329
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don't have anything to tell you Danny
330
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331
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come on everybody's good at least one
332
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333
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good story that's what cousins are for
334
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335
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about how about a parochial school girl
336
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337
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everybody's got at least one parochial
338
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339
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school girl story
340
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341
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hey done tell me your parochial school
342
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343
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girls - I'll break your arm swear to you
344
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345
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Danny I've never been with a woman I'll
346
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347
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never forget you for this Danny I mean
348
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349
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who did you get what are you gonna do to
350
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351
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me honest wall to wall poems oh my god
352
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353
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what's your name beat me I'm taking you
354
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355
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to a place that never fails you just
356
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357
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take your babe
358
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359
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take like piggy huh Oh Danny Danny you
360
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361
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pick it for me oh no hey I don't know
362
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363
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your sexual tape I mean what might turn
364
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365
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me on I make you physically sick and on
366
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367
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attack I'm not this years old buddy
368
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369
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Fadiman granola did I lie huh look chick
370
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371
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City look around is this place too much
372
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373
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hey hey hey where you going so Mingo
374
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375
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watch me
376
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377
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fine ass the name satisfactions the game
378
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379
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buzzer Pig what'd you say what'd you say
380
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381
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the girlfriend didn't like listen hey
382
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383
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what will split up
384
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385
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I'll check the action at the donut table
386
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387
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you just continue to mingle move around
388
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389
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knock yourself out I'm ready yet swing
390
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391
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kid hi my name is Lionel carpenter keep
392
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393
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practicing I like your move you guys I
394
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395
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can't get up
396
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397
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I've been here for four days will you
398
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399
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happy
400
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401
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sure look I'll get you donut hello I
402
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403
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having fun would you like a dance nice
404
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405
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talking to you Danny
406
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407
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bingo bingo so anyways we have this
408
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409
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chaplain mm you know Rose yeah a little
410
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411
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small Bible he kept right over here one
412
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413
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night he got hit by 83 tracer bullets
414
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415
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want to hit America not one of those
416
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417
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bullets hit that Bible oh excuse me what
418
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419
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:29,160
do you mean by that huh one by one
420
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421
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listen sold you don't get any ideas
422
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423
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:33,510
because I'm a volunteer here period
424
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425
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I'll pour your coffee I'll help you
426
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427
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write your letters home I'll listen to
428
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429
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your troubles but that's it
430
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431
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none of that other stuff one of us I
432
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433
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know what you're thinking see because I
434
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435
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could see in your eyes but you're wrong
436
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437
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:46,320
I'm not that kind of woman
438
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439
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:49,320
happily married four wonderful kids
440
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441
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twice a week I work as a candy striper
442
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443
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at the hospital for the criminally
444
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445
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insane I just want to set you straight
446
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447
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understand good come on so what's with
448
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449
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,580
you my cousin's outside
450
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451
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you'll just have to wait his turn I'm in
452
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453
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trouble animal can't take no for an
454
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455
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answer
456
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457
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my lady isn't safe a street these days
458
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459
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well sure there are other things because
460
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461
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section huh Oh mother that's a music
462
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463
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Howard treat yeah art art pottery
464
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465
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painting and waving oh my god you broke
466
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467
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my zipper oh right now visible woman
468
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469
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listen miss no names no names Chris you
470
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471
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got a quarter
472
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473
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come on drunk mom oh my god honey cake
474
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475
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cake honey let's go bowling
476
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477
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:59,009
oh my god oh hey cowboy this is it take
478
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479
00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:59,009
me take me now bite me call me
480
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481
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:25,699
what are you thinking Kemosabe gonna get
482
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483
00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:34,850
a bowling machine in my apartment
484
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485
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:37,789
I smell something funny but I said I
486
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487
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,419
smell something funny you mean me don't
488
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489
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:43,070
you
490
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491
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:46,630
you god damn dog duo like I didn't put
492
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493
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your goddamn on to get in here you know
494
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495
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:08,059
thanks Danny
496
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497
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and that in a nutshell is why we don't
498
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499
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:43,129
like Hitler okay any questions never are
500
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501
00:18:38,779 --> 00:18:50,230
any questions head here a long time has
502
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503
00:18:43,129 --> 00:18:50,230
never been one question okay next Monday
504
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505
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all right on Monday next Monday on a day
506
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507
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after Sunday I'd like you to read pages
508
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:18,070
509
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:18,070
136 through 138 okay
510
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:21,060
511
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136 to 138
512
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513
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okay 186 to one three eight study
514
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515
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carefully because it explains in great
516
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:34,909
517
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:36,080
detail what the Bill of Rights means to
518
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519
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:40,309
you so she
520
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521
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yes mr. Sanchez yes
522
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523
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:46,809
mr. Sanchez yes mr. son
524
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525
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Qwest business goodbye goodbye it's time
526
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527
00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:11,400
to go goodbye
528
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529
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:11,400
come on study study immigration
530
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:24,330
531
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:30,620
are you alright mr. carpenter oh yeah
532
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,620
533
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:35,800
yeah yeah I'm fine just this feeling a
534
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535
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:39,940
little dizzy that's all thank you miss I
536
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537
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,940
think I'm gonna be sick Oh
538
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539
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:49,970
miss miss I wanted to thank you for
540
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,970
541
00:20:48,049 --> 00:20:51,530
being so considerate before I think I
542
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543
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:53,330
don't know what's come over me lately
544
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,330
545
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,740
I've been having these dizzy spells I
546
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547
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:56,870
didn't do anything
548
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549
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,460
oh yes you did good you did and the
550
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551
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least I can do is you know pay to have
552
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553
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:03,530
your skirts are clean
554
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555
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:08,299
oh don't bother I'll just burn it uh no
556
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,299
557
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:11,740
I'd like to miss some miss sadaqa so
558
00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:11,740
559
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:14,030
going near Sobotka civilians Sobotka's
560
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561
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sorry this about it's beautiful in
562
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563
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:18,950
that's that's our mission
564
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565
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:21,500
Oh special right I'm in your citizenship
566
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:21,500
567
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class oh I know you do I'm sure I've
568
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:24,799
569
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:28,250
noticed you you stick out like a sore
570
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571
00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:32,450
thumb that's because I have to wear my
572
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573
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:36,309
little sister's sweater no no I I didn't
574
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575
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:36,309
mean and I I didn't mean that at all
576
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577
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:44,590
can I buy you a cup of coffee I'd love
578
00:21:42,399 --> 00:21:44,590
579
00:21:42,409 --> 00:21:44,590
it
580
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:45,880
581
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:52,039
you know what I've learned the time once
582
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:52,039
583
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:56,360
you told me about your sister
584
00:21:52,029 --> 00:21:56,360
585
00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:58,130
oh and she lives with my mother I'm
586
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,130
587
00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,169
really proud of her she's come someday
588
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589
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:03,890
she's gonna be big tap dancer is she
590
00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:03,890
591
00:22:00,169 --> 00:22:06,049
good I think so right now she's working
592
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,049
593
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:07,850
as a taster in a candy factory but
594
00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:07,850
595
00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:10,520
you'll see someday she's gonna be famous
596
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,520
597
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:13,789
would you like to be famous nobody huh
598
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:13,789
599
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:16,159
no no I I just I just really love
600
00:22:13,779 --> 00:22:16,159
601
00:22:13,789 --> 00:22:18,289
teaching I know there's no money in or
602
00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:18,289
603
00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:20,480
anything but I've never felt that money
604
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605
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was important I mean do you feel that
606
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:21,440
607
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,480
money is important
608
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,480
609
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,669
oh no I don't think money is important
610
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,669
611
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at all yeah I mean it money can't buy
612
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613
00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:30,260
happiness I mean people who have a lot
614
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,260
615
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:33,049
of material things are always selfish
616
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617
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and miserable they tend to overlook the
618
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619
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:39,559
really important things in life like
620
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621
00:22:34,399 --> 00:22:42,490
like peat moss dead beefy that's not a
622
00:22:39,549 --> 00:22:42,490
623
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:46,220
heads it's a thing animal its middle up
624
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,220
625
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:48,260
it's a fertilizer I'm really into it I'm
626
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627
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:50,350
not kidding I hope someday to become the
628
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,350
629
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:52,850
foremost authority on the subject but
630
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,850
631
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:56,450
it's gonna take a lot more user stunning
632
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633
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:58,279
I think education really can't I was the
634
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635
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,870
first person in my family even graduate
636
00:22:58,269 --> 00:22:59,870
637
00:22:58,279 --> 00:23:04,010
from high school but they're really
638
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639
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:05,200
proud of my family oh no we don't trust
640
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,200
641
00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:08,299
educated people
642
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643
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:11,380
really according to legend Louis Pasteur
644
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:11,380
645
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:16,850
gave my great-great uncle the class okay
646
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647
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:19,210
are you okay oh so what do you want to
648
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,210
649
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:21,860
do with your life me uh-huh
650
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651
00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:24,770
well I hope to be somebody really
652
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:24,770
653
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:27,200
worthwhile someday like work with a
654
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,200
655
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:28,730
handicapped or install mufflers the
656
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,730
657
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,010
fields wide open for women you know
658
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,010
659
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:32,990
noble dreams have gone your noble dreams
660
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,990
661
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,340
and then again I am getting pressured
662
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:34,340
663
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:36,590
into going into the family business
664
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,590
665
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:39,309
Oh what does your father do he plays the
666
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,309
667
00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:39,309
accordion and begs
668
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,040
669
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:45,200
here we are
670
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:46,100
671
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:51,620
uh good night my books oh no these are
672
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:51,620
673
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:58,140
yours
674
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:58,140
675
00:23:51,620 --> 00:24:01,560
sorry Thanks hmm would you like to come
676
00:23:58,130 --> 00:24:01,560
677
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:04,310
in yes if it's okay I mean it's not too
678
00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:04,310
679
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,310
late no
680
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:10,920
681
00:24:10,930 --> 00:24:15,440
my mother's with the Sailor so you have
682
00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:15,440
683
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:18,170
to be quiet okay
684
00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:18,170
685
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,920
who's this he's my brother see all right
686
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:18,920
687
00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:24,350
fine
688
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:24,350
689
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:26,620
Oh try not to step on his mouth he's got
690
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,620
691
00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:26,620
asthma
692
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:30,750
693
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:45,320
Arizona I see you taking a long voyage
694
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:45,320
695
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:47,720
that's on water Wow I know would you
696
00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:47,720
697
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:53,710
like to hear more about your future for
698
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:53,710
699
00:24:47,720 --> 00:25:01,450
an additional 80 cents Oh would I drown
700
00:24:53,700 --> 00:25:01,450
701
00:24:53,710 --> 00:25:05,360
what if he drowned what I'm gonna drown
702
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,360
703
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:07,280
hello sir would you like a fortune told
704
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,280
705
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:11,150
mother this is my friend and teacher
706
00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:11,150
707
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,539
Lionel carpenter ah lion-o this is my
708
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:11,539
709
00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:26,440
mother
710
00:25:11,529 --> 00:25:26,440
711
00:25:11,539 --> 00:25:47,289
Oh awful wouldn't be too much trouble
712
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:47,289
713
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:48,590
I'd love to isn't he gonna join us
714
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,590
715
00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:50,750
grandfather
716
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,750
717
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:53,330
well he never leaves the set he doesn't
718
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:53,330
719
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:55,640
want to miss the Ed Sullivan Show but ed
720
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,640
721
00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:58,970
Sullivan died years ago oh I know we
722
00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:58,970
723
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:01,490
told him Sir
724
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,490
725
00:25:58,970 --> 00:26:09,740
the Ed Sullivan Show is over it's been
726
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:09,740
727
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:12,530
canceled so they said oh well thank you
728
00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:12,530
729
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:18,669
not guys who does what's for supper your
730
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:18,669
731
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:18,669
favorite hamster isn't even Thanksgiving
732
00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:22,279
733
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,289
yep
734
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:36,260
735
00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:41,340
excuse me yeah may I go to the bathroom
736
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:41,340
737
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,340
okay
738
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:42,830
739
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:50,680
never mind I don't have to go ah because
740
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,680
741
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:52,300
I'm just not feeling mama why don't has
742
00:26:50,670 --> 00:26:52,300
743
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,910
been sick a lot that you don't know
744
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:54,910
745
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:57,220
watch grandma Sanel oh that's a great
746
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,220
747
00:26:54,910 --> 00:26:59,020
idea grandma's never long no no no don't
748
00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:59,020
749
00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:01,630
trouble yourselves it's nothing is maybe
750
00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:01,630
751
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:02,370
this is a virus no trouble you're among
752
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,370
753
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:06,340
friends
754
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:06,340
755
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:17,100
mother yeah I know cause I love it - the
756
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:17,100
757
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:17,100
daughter Makenna thon Lionel hey say hey
758
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:22,310
759
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,320
hey
760
00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:33,230
761
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:39,270
Hank definitely sweet'n low
762
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:20,450
763
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:23,700
very nice
764
00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:47,730
765
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:54,430
Oh how many times do I have to tell you
766
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:54,430
767
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:57,010
guys Melody's got home now go away and
768
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:57,010
769
00:28:54,430 --> 00:29:00,040
come back in a half an hour it's me Mom
770
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,040
771
00:28:57,010 --> 00:29:01,930
oh well hello stranger
772
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,930
773
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,510
can I talk to you for a second sure
774
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,510
775
00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:06,310
honey have you eaten because it'd be no
776
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,310
777
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:09,010
trouble at all for me to fix you a
778
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,010
779
00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:15,700
little coke in the banana no all right
780
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,700
781
00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:17,080
let me turn off my program ma lifter
782
00:29:15,690 --> 00:29:17,080
783
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:19,960
when did you first know that you were
784
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,960
785
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:25,390
pregnant pregnant yeah I mean when did
786
00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:25,390
787
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:28,800
you first know you are trying to tell me
788
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:28,800
789
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,800
what I think you're trying to tell me
790
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:49,220
791
00:29:49,230 --> 00:30:26,400
your sister your sister oh my god I need
792
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:26,400
793
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:26,400
you oh it's incense
794
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:38,570
795
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,640
you
796
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:45,250
797
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:51,540
Carlos Mendoza Carlos Mendoza the doctor
798
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,540
799
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:56,640
will see you now
800
00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:56,640
801
00:30:51,540 --> 00:31:00,090
Oh screw him Levine Helen vain Helen the
802
00:30:56,630 --> 00:31:00,090
803
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:02,210
beam minosa melanosome have your wife
804
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,210
805
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:05,310
fill this out and fill this up
806
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,310
807
00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:07,590
hey-oh so hard to hit the paper mrs.
808
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,590
809
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:11,400
Stafford you are a pool and you're
810
00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:11,400
811
00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:17,250
leaking all over my desk and you've been
812
00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:17,250
813
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:18,630
eating asparagus again you notice I said
814
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,630
815
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,450
the doctor will see you now
816
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:21,450
817
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:23,730
Russ's yes can't even speak English I
818
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,730
819
00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:30,990
wonder their own welfare one they stay
820
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:30,990
821
00:31:23,730 --> 00:31:34,590
out of bed all over this uh doctor the
822
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:34,590
823
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,190
doll uh I'm Carlos minosa won't you have
824
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:35,190
825
00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:44,370
a seat
826
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:44,370
827
00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:48,260
no she hit nurse time call maintenance
828
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,260
829
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:50,930
I have sperm all over my desk again
830
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,930
831
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:57,780
sorry
832
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:57,780
833
00:31:50,930 --> 00:31:59,580
now what was that trouble oh this is
834
00:31:57,770 --> 00:31:59,580
835
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:02,400
gonna sound really strange it's just
836
00:31:59,570 --> 00:32:02,400
837
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:11,060
it's gonna sign so but about six weeks
838
00:32:02,390 --> 00:32:11,060
839
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:14,580
ago yeah where a jack door my door my
840
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:14,580
841
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:20,960
aha hold it cowgirls sick babies have
842
00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:20,960
843
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:23,340
ears to run the regular tests on this
844
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:23,340
845
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:26,430
Munoz we'll be back for the results
846
00:32:23,330 --> 00:32:26,430
847
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:31,940
tomorrow at 11:00 Oh endure charge the
848
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:31,940
849
00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:31,940
wetback triple John's the wetback triple
850
00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:33,490
851
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:47,510
mr. Munoz thinks he's prey you throwing
852
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:47,510
853
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,510
my lunch
854
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:47,759
855
00:32:47,769 --> 00:32:53,230
hahahahahaha fair is just fair
856
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:28,800
857
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:35,500
he's here doctor hello vet tell mr.
858
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,500
859
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,880
Munoz huh what are the lab safe I mean I
860
00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:36,880
861
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,740
was wrong wasn't I I mean I've been
862
00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:38,740
863
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,220
acting really crazy have a nice Terman
864
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,220
865
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:47,800
oza
866
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:47,800
867
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:50,890
you may be a very fortunate young man of
868
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:50,890
869
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:54,340
course this was just a preliminary test
870
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,340
871
00:33:50,890 --> 00:34:12,370
but Teddy sure it's dead I'll see for
872
00:33:54,330 --> 00:34:12,370
873
00:33:54,340 --> 00:34:21,640
yourself in goes to go Derek out go
874
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:21,640
875
00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:23,909
Savannah it doesn't it yeah come on wake
876
00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,909
877
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:29,980
up please wait
878
00:34:23,899 --> 00:34:29,980
879
00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:38,649
mr. rabbit has expired mr. minosa of
880
00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:38,649
881
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:39,370
course wöhler do further tests tears of
882
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:39,370
883
00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:42,730
joy
884
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,730
885
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:44,890
Manasa don't set your hopes too high yet
886
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,890
887
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:48,669
there are other reasons a rabbit could
888
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,669
889
00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:51,310
die old age heart there's lots of
890
00:34:48,659 --> 00:34:51,310
891
00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:53,409
cholesterol in carrots you know please
892
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,409
893
00:34:51,310 --> 00:34:55,380
just get that thing out of my sight oh
894
00:34:53,399 --> 00:34:55,380
895
00:34:53,409 --> 00:34:58,240
of course
896
00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:58,240
897
00:34:55,380 --> 00:35:00,820
would you like me to save your foot it
898
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,820
899
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:03,040
just for luck oh then again you're a
900
00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:03,040
901
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:05,920
foreigner all right chef you'll probably
902
00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:05,920
903
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,110
want to sell it just cut off the head
904
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:08,110
905
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,030
remove those claws sew on a button and
906
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,030
907
00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:16,210
you got a spiffy little coat for a
908
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:16,210
909
00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:19,390
toddler of course if we're right if
910
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,390
911
00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:22,540
we're right mr. Munoz that me I call you
912
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:22,540
913
00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:26,100
Carlos do you know what this means
914
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:26,100
915
00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:30,370
you'll make medical history
916
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:30,370
917
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:33,430
the fame the fortune worse they'll be
918
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,430
919
00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:37,430
the book and the records the movie sell
920
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:37,430
921
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:39,230
I'll probably be asked to play myself
922
00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:39,230
923
00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:42,230
naturally we'll do the Johnny Carson
924
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,230
925
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:44,150
show but we must remember Carlos no
926
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,150
927
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:49,150
matter how much they beg
928
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:49,150
929
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:49,150
we will not appear with a guest toast oh
930
00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:49,350
931
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:56,560
I don't have any spare change oh hey
932
00:35:53,230 --> 00:35:56,560
933
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,560
what are you doing could you stop
934
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:56,580
935
00:35:56,590 --> 00:36:01,400
supplying it I'm not going to see you
936
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,400
937
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:05,330
colonist staff they're gonna kill me I
938
00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:05,330
939
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:07,190
can't we're gonna worship you worship me
940
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,190
941
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:09,290
the other night at you that's grandma
942
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:09,290
943
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:11,750
remembered something according to an old
944
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,750
945
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:14,150
legend one day a simple plain person
946
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:14,150
947
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:16,700
would come to us an outsider that nobody
948
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:16,700
949
00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:17,830
knows and he would bring us our King our
950
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:17,830
951
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:21,620
Messiah
952
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:21,620
953
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:24,470
Lionel do you know who you are you or
954
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:24,470
955
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:26,060
that nobody we will never leave your
956
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,060
957
00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:28,280
side our people will guide you
958
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,280
959
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:32,000
constantly your slightest wish is our
960
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:32,000
961
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:33,710
command you're crazy you're all crazy or
962
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,710
963
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,370
I'm crazy I gotta get out of here I
964
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:36,370
965
00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:36,370
gotta get a kick
966
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:52,230
967
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:57,920
where to anywhere just drive my rule
968
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,920
969
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:59,930
accepted it's God's will you've been
970
00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,930
971
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,660
chosen isn't it wonderful wonderful
972
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,660
973
00:36:59,930 --> 00:37:04,070
chosen for what to be a freak I can't
974
00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:04,070
975
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:07,940
believe what's happening to me what am I
976
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:07,940
977
00:37:04,070 --> 00:37:09,410
gonna do what girls do I said an
978
00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:09,410
979
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:11,720
abortion I'll get an abortion
980
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,720
981
00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:14,390
now driver take me to an abortion you
982
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:14,390
983
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:16,400
know somebody claims please no way man I
984
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,400
985
00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:18,700
don't want to get involved I'm a family
986
00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:18,700
987
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:21,170
man you can be carrying around another
988
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:21,170
989
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:24,320
bethoven off of Altair
990
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,320
991
00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:28,720
I knew Stevie Wonder's nope I don't know
992
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:28,720
993
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,720
parts of it it's $20 in it to you
994
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:30,940
995
00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:39,440
I can't believe I mean I can't believe
996
00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:39,440
997
00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:41,720
it
998
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,720
999
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,400
two doctors in a carhop and nobody could
1000
00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:43,400
1001
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:45,319
help me with my problem no lion and the
1002
00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,319
1003
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,359
car hub came so highly recommended why
1004
00:37:45,309 --> 00:37:47,359
1005
00:37:45,319 --> 00:37:50,240
can't you just accept this and be happy
1006
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:50,240
1007
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:51,200
it's a very beautiful thing look at you
1008
00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:51,200
1009
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,619
you're glowing
1010
00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:54,619
1011
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:57,740
it's heartburn so corny what am I gonna
1012
00:37:54,609 --> 00:37:57,740
1013
00:37:54,619 --> 00:37:59,510
do I mean why me 20 million years of
1014
00:37:57,730 --> 00:37:59,510
1015
00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:02,119
evolution and I have to become the first
1016
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,119
1017
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:03,920
man ever to become pregnant I couldn't
1018
00:38:02,109 --> 00:38:03,920
1019
00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:06,559
have been somebody else William the
1020
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:06,559
1021
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,960
conquerer anybody Wilt Chamberlain I
1022
00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:08,960
1023
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:10,460
mean he's tall he could carry better and
1024
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,460
1025
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:14,000
nobody would have laughed at them do you
1026
00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:14,000
1027
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:15,530
know why because they're famous me I've
1028
00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:15,530
1029
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,510
never been able to do anything right in
1030
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,510
1031
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:20,030
my whole life how am I gonna handle this
1032
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,030
1033
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:22,280
I mean what am I gonna do you must stop
1034
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,280
1035
00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:24,349
torturing yourself it's not your fault
1036
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,349
1037
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,569
you're pregnant it is my fault it is and
1038
00:38:24,339 --> 00:38:26,569
1039
00:38:24,349 --> 00:38:30,440
do you know why because when we did it I
1040
00:38:26,559 --> 00:38:30,440
1041
00:38:26,569 --> 00:38:32,119
let her get on top but Oh what the devil
1042
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,119
1043
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,369
is going on around here this entire
1044
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,369
1045
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:38,119
building is surrounded by a gang of
1046
00:38:34,359 --> 00:38:38,119
1047
00:38:34,369 --> 00:38:39,410
dirty diseased musicians our neighbors
1048
00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:39,410
1049
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:42,020
are beginning to complain that things
1050
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,020
1051
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:44,390
are missing and for two days now I've
1052
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:44,390
1053
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:47,180
been getting meat in the mail and this
1054
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:47,180
1055
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:48,760
morning I got a chicken alive chicken
1056
00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:48,760
1057
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:51,530
postage due
1058
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,530
1059
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,839
but it's very moment as we are speaking
1060
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,839
1061
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:57,680
there is a crazy live chicken running
1062
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:57,680
1063
00:38:53,839 --> 00:39:00,140
around my dinette set I know who is
1064
00:38:57,670 --> 00:39:00,140
1065
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:05,990
sending your mother meat and chicken in
1066
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:05,990
1067
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:10,400
the mail are these people oh is this how
1068
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:10,400
1069
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:11,839
is this what is this have you been
1070
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,839
1071
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,549
smoking your friends'll plants again
1072
00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:13,549
1073
00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:15,950
excuse me mrs. carpenter you don't know
1074
00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:15,950
1075
00:39:13,549 --> 00:39:17,089
man that's the way I want to keep it is
1076
00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:17,089
1077
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:18,920
she the one who teaches you to talk
1078
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:18,920
1079
00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:21,260
dirty mom mrs. sue go in your sandbox
1080
00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:21,260
1081
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:26,030
and don't think I don't know what that
1082
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:26,030
1083
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:29,680
means I want you out of here and started
1084
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:29,680
1085
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,680
my son mom you have no right talking
1086
00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:30,890
1087
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:34,720
who's that it's a fresh eel mrs.
1088
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,720
1089
00:39:33,490 --> 00:39:38,109
carpenter they're considered a rare
1090
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:38,109
1091
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:41,650
delicacy among my people my mom but I
1092
00:39:38,099 --> 00:39:41,650
1093
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:44,280
thought it was my husband oh oh fish
1094
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,280
1095
00:39:41,650 --> 00:39:46,780
stew before dessert
1096
00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:46,780
1097
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:50,309
Lionel what's going on around here
1098
00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:50,309
1099
00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:50,309
mother I've been trying to tell you that
1100
00:39:57,819 --> 00:39:57,819
1101
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:04,489
a circuit belfie
1102
00:40:01,739 --> 00:40:04,489
1103
00:40:01,749 --> 00:40:06,019
surgeon self seen your mother is here
1104
00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:06,019
1105
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:11,989
with your watches repeat
1106
00:40:06,009 --> 00:40:11,989
1107
00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:15,950
your mother is here with your mom are
1108
00:40:11,979 --> 00:40:15,950
1109
00:40:11,989 --> 00:40:18,289
you you you better stay down so the
1110
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:18,289
1111
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:21,499
doctor sees you how long have I been
1112
00:40:18,279 --> 00:40:21,499
1113
00:40:18,289 --> 00:40:24,499
here they brought you in last night
1114
00:40:21,489 --> 00:40:24,499
1115
00:40:21,499 --> 00:40:26,390
about 10:00 you've been out almost 14
1116
00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:26,390
1117
00:40:24,499 --> 00:40:29,359
hours they didn't tell you what was
1118
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,359
1119
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:31,670
wrong with me today oh no no no no they
1120
00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:31,670
1121
00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:37,839
just did ran a lot of tests on you
1122
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:37,839
1123
00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:41,690
oh oh oh then let me introduce myself
1124
00:40:37,829 --> 00:40:41,690
1125
00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:46,249
I'm amazing Frank the human cannonball
1126
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,249
1127
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:49,579
Wow I've seen you in the circus what
1128
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,579
1129
00:40:46,249 --> 00:40:55,420
happened my wife's idea of a joke I
1130
00:40:49,569 --> 00:40:55,420
1131
00:40:49,579 --> 00:41:01,459
suppose she shoots me off you know
1132
00:40:55,410 --> 00:41:01,459
1133
00:40:55,420 --> 00:41:04,190
strange ever since she met that Rika
1134
00:41:01,449 --> 00:41:04,190
1135
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:17,779
she's been shooting me all over the ting
1136
00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:17,779
1137
00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:19,940
ah get to you later coming here yes
1138
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,940
1139
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:24,579
obviously another one of our wrong
1140
00:41:19,930 --> 00:41:24,579
1141
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:29,469
diagnosis gentlemen Hey next case
1142
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:29,469
1143
00:41:24,579 --> 00:41:30,579
and shot yeah good good morning good
1144
00:41:29,459 --> 00:41:30,579
1145
00:41:29,469 --> 00:41:33,910
morning
1146
00:41:30,569 --> 00:41:33,910
1147
00:41:30,579 --> 00:41:41,109
now this man obviously no matter what he
1148
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:41,109
1149
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:47,949
thinks will not go through so please say
1150
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:47,949
1151
00:41:41,109 --> 00:41:49,569
this is so it isn't so it is a soul oh
1152
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,569
1153
00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:54,209
good
1154
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:54,209
1155
00:41:49,569 --> 00:41:57,309
gentlemen what did we just learn here
1156
00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:57,309
1157
00:41:54,209 --> 00:42:00,609
Legolas midgets are gullible Dimebag is
1158
00:41:57,299 --> 00:42:00,609
1159
00:41:57,309 --> 00:42:03,429
baby thanks gay mr. I know carpenter
1160
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:03,429
1161
00:42:00,609 --> 00:42:06,009
charge get one here hey beautiful
1162
00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:06,009
1163
00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:08,439
mr. garbages charge says that is
1164
00:42:05,999 --> 00:42:08,439
1165
00:42:06,009 --> 00:42:11,079
temperature is normal this vision is
1166
00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:11,079
1167
00:42:08,439 --> 00:42:14,380
normal blood pressure normal circulation
1168
00:42:11,069 --> 00:42:14,380
1169
00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:15,670
normal cardiogram normal x-ray normal
1170
00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:15,670
1171
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:18,309
that one the chart indicates that
1172
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,309
1173
00:42:15,670 --> 00:42:20,559
everything is normal what does a good
1174
00:42:18,299 --> 00:42:20,559
1175
00:42:18,309 --> 00:42:23,859
doctor do gentleman penguins
1176
00:42:20,549 --> 00:42:23,859
1177
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:25,779
cut him open right now the woman who
1178
00:42:23,849 --> 00:42:25,779
1179
00:42:23,859 --> 00:42:27,969
brought this patient in told the night
1180
00:42:25,769 --> 00:42:27,969
1181
00:42:25,779 --> 00:42:31,509
resident that he was also suffering from
1182
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:31,509
1183
00:42:27,969 --> 00:42:33,640
and I quote lies heartburn continual
1184
00:42:31,499 --> 00:42:33,640
1185
00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:36,160
nausea moderate swelling of the ankles
1186
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:36,160
1187
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:39,009
and extremities pectoral expansion
1188
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:39,009
1189
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:41,559
intestinal cramps methodical vomiting
1190
00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,559
1191
00:42:39,009 --> 00:42:43,959
and weight gain accompanied by massive
1192
00:42:41,549 --> 00:42:43,959
1193
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:46,380
hormonal productivity these are all
1194
00:42:43,949 --> 00:42:46,380
1195
00:42:43,959 --> 00:42:52,920
classic symptoms of war gentlemen
1196
00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:52,920
1197
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:52,920
Berkowitz midget
1198
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:53,720
1199
00:42:53,730 --> 00:43:06,750
dying men these are all classic symptoms
1200
00:43:04,579 --> 00:43:06,750
1201
00:43:04,589 --> 00:43:10,369
of pregnancy gentlemen the chart
1202
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,369
1203
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:13,369
indicates that this man is pregnant
1204
00:43:10,359 --> 00:43:13,369
1205
00:43:10,369 --> 00:43:13,369
bullshit
1206
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:15,400
1207
00:43:15,410 --> 00:43:21,329
pity he would have been a brilliant
1208
00:43:17,690 --> 00:43:21,329
1209
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:23,940
doctor now we cannot fault
1210
00:43:21,319 --> 00:43:23,940
1211
00:43:21,329 --> 00:43:26,160
Berkowitz can we mr. carpenter mr.
1212
00:43:23,930 --> 00:43:26,160
1213
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:29,450
Lionel Garvin - or should I say lyin
1214
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:29,450
1215
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:32,130
Ella just what are you trying to pull
1216
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,130
1217
00:43:29,450 --> 00:43:34,619
happens to be my opinion that you are
1218
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,619
1219
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:37,160
trying to use this hospital's facilities
1220
00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:37,160
1221
00:43:34,619 --> 00:43:41,040
for your own perverted pleasure ah
1222
00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:41,040
1223
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:42,690
pregnant pregnant my ass if you were
1224
00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:42,690
1225
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,970
pregnant you'd be in a private room
1226
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,970
1227
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:47,790
surrounded by the top medical minds of
1228
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,790
1229
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:49,710
our staff no yeah no Carpenter you're
1230
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:49,710
1231
00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:54,440
not pregnant if you want to know what
1232
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:54,440
1233
00:43:49,710 --> 00:44:00,089
you are you are a schmuck oh I hope so
1234
00:43:54,430 --> 00:44:00,089
1235
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:04,440
and what do you say schmuck that uh that
1236
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:04,440
1237
00:44:00,089 --> 00:44:05,280
this man is pregnant good then we are
1238
00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:05,280
1239
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,869
all in agreement
1240
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:09,869
1241
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:11,369
Oh doctors as head of this hospital I
1242
00:44:09,859 --> 00:44:11,369
1243
00:44:09,869 --> 00:44:13,470
want nothing to be revealed to the
1244
00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:13,470
1245
00:44:11,369 --> 00:44:16,079
outside world until the data is totally
1246
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:16,079
1247
00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:18,960
irrefutable not only for my reputation
1248
00:44:16,069 --> 00:44:18,960
1249
00:44:16,079 --> 00:44:21,750
but for that of a hospital we can ill
1250
00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:21,750
1251
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:24,240
afford another blunder like the Hertzog
1252
00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:24,240
1253
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:26,430
bladder mix-up please choose I still
1254
00:44:24,230 --> 00:44:26,430
1255
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:28,680
don't understand how you could confuse a
1256
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:28,680
1257
00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:30,839
bladder and a heart during a transplant
1258
00:44:28,670 --> 00:44:30,839
1259
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:33,329
operation please Judas you promise me
1260
00:44:30,829 --> 00:44:33,329
1261
00:44:30,839 --> 00:44:35,460
you realize because of you someday in
1262
00:44:33,319 --> 00:44:35,460
1263
00:44:33,329 --> 00:44:37,770
the city a man is walking around on
1264
00:44:35,450 --> 00:44:37,770
1265
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:45,049
every time his heart beats he bets his
1266
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:45,049
1267
00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:49,079
shirt to go to die mr. rubadoux yah yes
1268
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:49,079
1269
00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:52,290
peekaboo Z do you have any questions mr.
1270
00:44:49,069 --> 00:44:52,290
1271
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:55,920
carpenter when can I go home oh not for
1272
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,920
1273
00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:59,609
a long long time we feel it is better
1274
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:59,609
1275
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:00,960
you read name in our hands Oh doc you
1276
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:00,960
1277
00:44:59,609 --> 00:45:03,960
try to get
1278
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:03,960
1279
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:11,690
the little sleeve ah and I will
1280
00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:11,690
1281
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:11,690
personally see you tomorrow baby
1282
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:23,200
1283
00:45:23,210 --> 00:45:33,030
Gavin doctors let us hit the hemorrhoid
1284
00:45:26,870 --> 00:45:33,030
1285
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:35,540
wad then we get the little dr. velinski
1286
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:35,540
1287
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:41,430
dr. velinski emergency emergency
1288
00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:41,430
1289
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:42,599
patients check has asked hey you're
1290
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,599
1291
00:45:41,430 --> 00:45:44,339
gonna have to do better and metric
1292
00:45:42,589 --> 00:45:44,339
1293
00:45:42,599 --> 00:45:47,359
Arvinder remember you almost had a
1294
00:45:44,329 --> 00:45:47,359
1295
00:45:44,339 --> 00:45:49,680
miscarriage almost doesn't count Bronco
1296
00:45:47,349 --> 00:45:49,680
1297
00:45:47,359 --> 00:45:51,390
alright when people find out about me
1298
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:51,390
1299
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,050
they're gonna laugh well smash him you
1300
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,050
1301
00:45:51,390 --> 00:45:54,990
know what I mean
1302
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,990
1303
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:59,630
hey listen you're a lucky guy kids are
1304
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:59,630
1305
00:45:54,990 --> 00:46:02,130
really great yeah I wish I had a son I
1306
00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:02,130
1307
00:45:59,630 --> 00:46:04,050
call him Slugger yeah we go out hunting
1308
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,050
1309
00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:05,880
together trapping animals killing them
1310
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,880
1311
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:08,820
skinning them here we'd have a great
1312
00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:08,820
1313
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:13,339
time not just that is everything
1314
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:13,339
1315
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:13,339
see there's no mother I'm not married
1316
00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:14,859
1317
00:46:14,869 --> 00:46:22,310
I'll marry you huh get out of here get
1318
00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:22,310
1319
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:26,150
out of my room think about it Lionel I
1320
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:26,150
1321
00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:26,150
already got the gown Oh
1322
00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:28,570
1323
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:35,460
Sigourney did you see that guy did you
1324
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:35,460
1325
00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:38,550
see him he asked me to marry him did you
1326
00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:38,550
1327
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:39,420
give him your answer so can you come
1328
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,420
1329
00:46:38,550 --> 00:46:41,550
here
1330
00:46:39,410 --> 00:46:41,550
1331
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:43,440
Oh Maya I know you're disappointed about
1332
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,440
1333
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:46,140
the baby but I'm glad you didn't lose it
1334
00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:46,140
1335
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:47,880
I had my family react very badly at
1336
00:46:46,130 --> 00:46:47,880
1337
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:49,859
first your sister tried to kill herself
1338
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:49,859
1339
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,660
she walked all night unarmed to the
1340
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,660
1341
00:46:49,859 --> 00:46:52,230
Puerto Rican section of town is she all
1342
00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:52,230
1343
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:54,119
right
1344
00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,119
1345
00:46:52,230 --> 00:46:56,450
they must have thought so she came home
1346
00:46:54,109 --> 00:46:56,450
1347
00:46:54,119 --> 00:47:00,030
with 12 dollars more than she left with
1348
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,030
1349
00:46:56,450 --> 00:47:01,349
and my mother Oh fine once Tito promised
1350
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:01,349
1351
00:47:00,030 --> 00:47:03,809
to steal her a Cadillac
1352
00:47:01,339 --> 00:47:03,809
1353
00:47:01,349 --> 00:47:05,640
but the best news yet we found the most
1354
00:47:03,799 --> 00:47:05,640
1355
00:47:03,809 --> 00:47:07,200
wonderful doctor for you when do you
1356
00:47:05,630 --> 00:47:07,200
1357
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,430
think you'll be able to come home they
1358
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:08,430
1359
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,229
won't let me leave
1360
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,229
1361
00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:13,039
that's nonsense but on your clothes and
1362
00:47:10,219 --> 00:47:13,039
1363
00:47:10,229 --> 00:47:16,920
come with me they took them all away
1364
00:47:13,029 --> 00:47:16,920
1365
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:28,680
lion-o when will you ever learn for my
1366
00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:28,680
1367
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:32,609
family closer never probably hi : coming
1368
00:47:28,670 --> 00:47:32,609
1369
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:35,819
through hi : coming through please don't
1370
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:35,819
1371
00:47:32,609 --> 00:47:38,819
say anything I just wear a babe
1372
00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:38,819
1373
00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:49,470
screw Florence Nightingale what did she
1374
00:47:38,809 --> 00:47:49,470
1375
00:47:38,819 --> 00:47:52,410
know be nice to see Keaton a sticky hmm
1376
00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:52,410
1377
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:55,259
who's the doctor you got for me late
1378
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,259
1379
00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:57,150
today the infamous dr. Mario lull was
1380
00:47:55,249 --> 00:47:57,150
1381
00:47:55,259 --> 00:47:59,549
released from federal prison still
1382
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,549
1383
00:47:57,150 --> 00:48:02,849
insisting I didn't mean for her to die
1384
00:47:59,539 --> 00:48:02,849
1385
00:47:59,549 --> 00:48:05,190
the can opener was sterilized at the
1386
00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:05,190
1387
00:48:02,849 --> 00:48:07,349
time his arrest Lowell was peddling
1388
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:07,349
1389
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:17,249
mail-order artificial hernias and
1390
00:48:07,339 --> 00:48:17,249
1391
00:48:07,349 --> 00:48:19,229
charged with snorting laetrile you know
1392
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,229
1393
00:48:17,249 --> 00:48:21,599
doctor when I carried my children I
1394
00:48:19,219 --> 00:48:21,599
1395
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:24,119
never stopped eating cheese and and
1396
00:48:21,589 --> 00:48:24,119
1397
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:25,710
drinking milk and you've never had a
1398
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,710
1399
00:48:24,119 --> 00:48:29,309
broken bone in your life now have you
1400
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:29,309
1401
00:48:25,710 --> 00:48:30,420
and melody bless her heart one break in
1402
00:48:29,299 --> 00:48:30,420
1403
00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:38,279
her entire life
1404
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:38,279
1405
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:40,380
oh and it was her pelvis they said it
1406
00:48:38,269 --> 00:48:40,380
1407
00:48:38,279 --> 00:48:51,660
went snap during a high school senior
1408
00:48:40,370 --> 00:48:51,660
1409
00:48:40,380 --> 00:49:00,329
hey that can happen Kenny Oh indeed oh
1410
00:48:51,650 --> 00:49:00,329
1411
00:48:51,660 --> 00:49:02,660
we where's melody I haven't seen her for
1412
00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:02,660
1413
00:49:00,329 --> 00:49:05,880
a few moments you're right your momma oh
1414
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,880
1415
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:07,020
now what's my little girl doing under
1416
00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:07,020
1417
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:11,310
the table
1418
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:11,310
1419
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:16,020
thanks Patti I like to be white yeah
1420
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:16,020
1421
00:49:11,310 --> 00:49:17,700
in a few minutes oh that's the star I'm
1422
00:49:16,010 --> 00:49:17,700
1423
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:20,790
so blessed
1424
00:49:17,690 --> 00:49:20,790
1425
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:24,380
a musical daughter a pregnant son my
1426
00:49:20,780 --> 00:49:24,380
1427
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:27,240
male will had magic through his loins
1428
00:49:24,370 --> 00:49:27,240
1429
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:29,430
that's a very interesting point mrs.
1430
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:29,430
1431
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:33,410
Ryan i'ma class did you all understand
1432
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:33,410
1433
00:49:29,430 --> 00:49:36,090
Mrs Rinehart question of course not an
1434
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,090
1435
00:49:33,410 --> 00:49:37,860
answer to Mrs Rinehart question the
1436
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,860
1437
00:49:36,090 --> 00:49:42,000
picture of President Lincoln on this
1438
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:42,000
1439
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:44,610
five-dollar bill is not life-sized mr.
1440
00:49:41,990 --> 00:49:44,610
1441
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:51,120
Lincoln's head was same size as yours
1442
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:51,120
1443
00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:56,820
and mine he couldn't have been president
1444
00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:56,820
1445
00:49:51,120 --> 00:50:01,650
if his head was this son yes mrs.
1446
00:49:56,810 --> 00:50:01,650
1447
00:49:56,820 --> 00:50:04,920
Barzani are there any other questions
1448
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,920
1449
00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:11,310
mrs. Bose oniy you alright mr. Boies are
1450
00:50:04,910 --> 00:50:11,310
1451
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:13,110
you okay we gotta get her Ross
1452
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,110
1453
00:50:11,310 --> 00:50:14,850
oh no time she's gonna have a baby any
1454
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,850
1455
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:15,510
second you're going we've gotta get to
1456
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,510
1457
00:50:14,850 --> 00:50:25,980
school there
1458
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:25,980
1459
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:28,820
hey boys I mean my brain will be here
1460
00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:28,820
1461
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:28,820
gently gently
1462
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:35,950
1463
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,630
get something soft forehead you lift her
1464
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:40,630
1465
00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:40,630
in there off her feet
1466
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,000
1467
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:58,410
only don't worry better think
1468
00:50:56,930 --> 00:50:58,410
1469
00:50:56,940 --> 00:51:00,300
everything's gonna be okay just relax
1470
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,300
1471
00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,710
helps on the way mr. Boies Oni tell me
1472
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:01,710
1473
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:03,750
what Oh mrs. boss oh honey I don't even
1474
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,750
1475
00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:04,680
know you mr. Barzani just please relax
1476
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:04,680
1477
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:07,770
everything
1478
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:07,770
1479
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:09,600
Oh mrs. Broyles gone just misses cards
1480
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,600
1481
00:51:07,770 --> 00:51:10,770
on this just push a little more just a
1482
00:51:09,590 --> 00:51:10,770
1483
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,540
bit more mrs. Bolger
1484
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,540
1485
00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:14,490
floor just just a little bit more verses
1486
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:14,490
1487
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:17,210
both honey please that's it that's it
1488
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,210
1489
00:51:14,490 --> 00:51:17,210
just a little Oh
1490
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:21,079
1491
00:51:21,089 --> 00:51:24,690
Tony hey
1492
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:37,120
1493
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:53,000
congratulations mrs. bozo you have a new
1494
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:53,000
1495
00:51:40,770 --> 00:51:53,000
citizen take a look
1496
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:01,160
1497
00:52:01,170 --> 00:52:05,650
next big snore sup wool girl
1498
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,650
1499
00:52:04,150 --> 00:52:08,499
forgotten sweetie you know it's a weed
1500
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,499
1501
00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:14,079
of Ikea stop or do some yoga boost even
1502
00:52:08,489 --> 00:52:14,079
1503
00:52:08,499 --> 00:52:16,329
after boots dog rooster Oh aren't you
1504
00:52:14,069 --> 00:52:16,329
1505
00:52:14,079 --> 00:52:18,579
tired are you kidding I've never felt
1506
00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:18,579
1507
00:52:16,329 --> 00:52:20,769
better in my life did you see that baby
1508
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:20,769
1509
00:52:18,579 --> 00:52:24,009
oh I was so proud of everything you did
1510
00:52:20,759 --> 00:52:24,009
1511
00:52:20,769 --> 00:52:27,670
I was right there I helped bring that
1512
00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:27,670
1513
00:52:24,009 --> 00:52:30,039
little guy into the world so going it
1514
00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:30,039
1515
00:52:27,670 --> 00:52:30,640
was incredible I know I saw it in your
1516
00:52:30,029 --> 00:52:30,640
1517
00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:33,759
face
1518
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:33,759
1519
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:35,859
it it's it's a miracle I mean birth is
1520
00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,859
1521
00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:40,119
like a miracle I mean it's the beginning
1522
00:52:35,849 --> 00:52:40,119
1523
00:52:35,859 --> 00:52:44,170
of a whole new life do you know what's
1524
00:52:40,109 --> 00:52:44,170
1525
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:48,630
Agana do you know what what life I want
1526
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,630
1527
00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:50,859
to have my baby I want to have my baby
1528
00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:50,859
1529
00:52:48,630 --> 00:52:51,849
also go and you won't be easy I mean
1530
00:52:50,849 --> 00:52:51,849
1531
00:52:50,859 --> 00:52:53,019
especially for you
1532
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:53,019
1533
00:52:51,849 --> 00:52:54,519
towards the end we're probably gonna
1534
00:52:53,009 --> 00:52:54,519
1535
00:52:53,019 --> 00:52:56,259
have to go someplace but if we can keep
1536
00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:56,259
1537
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:58,479
it quiet once I've had it we can live
1538
00:52:56,249 --> 00:52:58,479
1539
00:52:56,259 --> 00:53:01,869
anywhere just like any regular husband
1540
00:52:58,469 --> 00:53:01,869
1541
00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:05,990
and wife I mean if you if you be the
1542
00:53:01,859 --> 00:53:05,990
1543
00:53:01,869 --> 00:53:08,730
wife would you marry me
1544
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:08,730
1545
00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:11,450
yes liar and now you're not just saying
1546
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:11,450
1547
00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:15,079
it because you feel sorry for me sorry
1548
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,079
1549
00:53:11,450 --> 00:53:15,079
Lionel I'm lucky
1550
00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:26,430
1551
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:33,070
I am not stupid doctors this story has
1552
00:53:30,630 --> 00:53:33,070
1553
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:36,550
been leaked to the newspapers by one of
1554
00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:36,550
1555
00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:40,270
you but no one goes home until I figure
1556
00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:40,270
1557
00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:41,500
out who it is doctor the hallways full
1558
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,500
1559
00:53:40,270 --> 00:53:46,440
of reporters what do I do
1560
00:53:41,490 --> 00:53:46,440
1561
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:49,450
keep looking for carpenters address nice
1562
00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:49,450
1563
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:52,000
gentlemen they must find this Capitol
1564
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,000
1565
00:53:49,450 --> 00:53:54,700
realize the consequences if they decides
1566
00:53:51,990 --> 00:53:54,700
1567
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,700
this is a hoax no more government
1568
00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:57,700
1569
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:59,920
subsidies no more grants they came up to
1570
00:53:57,690 --> 00:53:59,920
1571
00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:03,220
live on the glory of a Gucci bypass beg
1572
00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:03,220
1573
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:06,010
forever I found it doctors I found it
1574
00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:06,010
1575
00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:06,670
mr. carpenters address it was in Broncos
1576
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,670
1577
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:10,930
locker
1578
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:10,930
1579
00:54:06,670 --> 00:54:17,590
it's figures thank you my telling me to
1580
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:17,590
1581
00:54:10,930 --> 00:54:20,560
slow down it is my daughter come
1582
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:20,560
1583
00:54:17,590 --> 00:54:24,430
daughters I will convince carpenter to
1584
00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:24,430
1585
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:26,230
talk to the press a whole reaction to
1586
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,230
1587
00:54:24,430 --> 00:54:28,600
tonight's special report on male
1588
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,600
1589
00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:30,580
motherhood we take you to New York and
1590
00:54:28,590 --> 00:54:30,580
1591
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,630
the eminent obstetrician and
1592
00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:31,630
1593
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:36,430
gynecologist
1594
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:36,430
1595
00:54:31,630 --> 00:54:38,440
dr. T and C Fishbein this comes as no
1596
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,440
1597
00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:42,010
great shock to me of course or to many
1598
00:54:38,430 --> 00:54:42,010
1599
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:45,190
of my colleagues as you know evolution
1600
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,190
1601
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:47,560
does do some wacky things take the frog
1602
00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,560
1603
00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:50,290
for instance yeah do you foresee any
1604
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,290
1605
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:54,130
problems doctor the actual delivery
1606
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,130
1607
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:57,310
could present a serious problem for me
1608
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,310
1609
00:54:54,130 --> 00:54:59,290
at work if necessary I'll turn you
1610
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,290
1611
00:54:57,310 --> 00:55:04,420
upside down and shake it out of your
1612
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,420
1613
00:54:59,290 --> 00:55:06,820
mouth well as in the carpet incident
1614
00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:06,820
1615
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:08,440
Nature has a way of filling a void the
1616
00:55:06,810 --> 00:55:08,440
1617
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:11,320
loneliness has often led to the ticking
1618
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,320
1619
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:13,060
of strange bedfellows case in point the
1620
00:55:11,310 --> 00:55:13,060
1621
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,310
herd of boy sheep found in the Scottish
1622
00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:15,310
1623
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:17,020
Highlands not only do their facial
1624
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:17,020
1625
00:55:15,310 --> 00:55:20,170
structures that are striking resemblance
1626
00:55:17,010 --> 00:55:20,170
1627
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:22,960
to their shadows but when startled they
1628
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,960
1629
00:55:20,170 --> 00:55:31,000
often meet cries of hot mom
1630
00:55:22,950 --> 00:55:31,000
1631
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:33,340
Oh more simply Oh baby oh my dear but by
1632
00:55:30,990 --> 00:55:33,340
1633
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:36,100
the children and because of this Lionel
1634
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:36,100
1635
00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:37,660
carpenter the 614 questions we've asked
1636
00:55:36,090 --> 00:55:37,660
1637
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:39,430
regarding childbirth and pregnancy have
1638
00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:39,430
1639
00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:40,060
have been an error they've told us it's
1640
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:40,060
1641
00:55:39,430 --> 00:55:42,700
all wrong
1642
00:55:40,050 --> 00:55:42,700
1643
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:44,290
and this requires recalling 500 subject
1644
00:55:42,690 --> 00:55:44,290
1645
00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:45,820
to contestants back to our show as an
1646
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,820
1647
00:55:44,290 --> 00:55:47,620
estimated cost of 1 million two hundred
1648
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,620
1649
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:49,030
forty six thousand five hundred ninety
1650
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:49,030
1651
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:50,500
two dollars approximately three
1652
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:50,500
1653
00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:53,260
microwave ovens and friends we don't
1654
00:55:50,490 --> 00:55:53,260
1655
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:55,780
have it we don't have it it's it's not
1656
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:55,780
1657
00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:57,340
in our buddy with God so after 15 years
1658
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:57,340
1659
00:55:55,780 --> 00:56:00,550
of the Hollywood Squares this is goodbye
1660
00:55:57,330 --> 00:56:00,550
1661
00:55:57,340 --> 00:56:02,440
for me your friend fear marshaled from
1662
00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:02,440
1663
00:56:00,550 --> 00:56:04,390
dick and dicker beverly helps for the
1664
00:56:02,430 --> 00:56:04,390
1665
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:10,120
makers of ragu spaghetti sauce flannel
1666
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:10,120
1667
00:56:04,390 --> 00:56:12,190
bubble gum till poof so good just turn
1668
00:56:10,110 --> 00:56:12,190
1669
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:15,400
it off please Felton go without the
1670
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:15,400
1671
00:56:12,190 --> 00:56:18,430
thing hold it one more question
1672
00:56:15,390 --> 00:56:18,430
1673
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:22,090
do you plan to have a cesarean or in
1674
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:22,090
1675
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:27,040
your case a Cleopatra I really don't
1676
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:27,040
1677
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:28,690
look too bad doing on the front page and
1678
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:28,690
1679
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,730
fashion Italy the back page in Israel
1680
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,730
1681
00:56:28,690 --> 00:56:32,500
and the middle page in China why did you
1682
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,500
1683
00:56:30,730 --> 00:56:34,540
talk to his report I figured they knew
1684
00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,540
1685
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,800
anyhow besides I wanted to tell my side
1686
00:56:34,530 --> 00:56:35,800
1687
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:40,350
of it and what's so bad about being
1688
00:56:35,790 --> 00:56:40,350
1689
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:40,350
famous even for a second hmm like this
1690
00:56:43,850 --> 00:56:43,850
1691
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:48,460
in Madrid I'm ELF Rico I was so
1692
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:48,460
1693
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:49,990
frightened of what was going to happen
1694
00:56:48,450 --> 00:56:49,990
1695
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:52,120
that's why I came right over
1696
00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:52,120
1697
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:54,370
I guess I can't blame you you want to
1698
00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:54,370
1699
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:57,220
break our engagement I mean I want to be
1700
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,220
1701
00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:59,020
married to old Rico but oh honey please
1702
00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:59,020
1703
00:56:57,220 --> 00:57:01,510
just don't hurt me with your words just
1704
00:56:59,010 --> 00:57:01,510
1705
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:06,360
go home and go quick Lionel listen to me
1706
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:06,360
1707
00:57:01,510 --> 00:57:10,020
I came because I wanted to be with you
1708
00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:10,020
1709
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:13,720
this week simple man I love
1710
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:13,720
1711
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:17,109
why no nothing has changed and nothing
1712
00:57:13,710 --> 00:57:17,109
1713
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:19,390
can make it change nobody call these
1714
00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:19,390
1715
00:57:17,109 --> 00:57:20,799
boys on I got put ten spots to this news
1716
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:20,799
1717
00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:23,109
lady's head before you can touch me
1718
00:57:20,789 --> 00:57:23,109
1719
00:57:20,799 --> 00:57:24,700
beggar Danny it's okay yetiz Danny it's
1720
00:57:23,099 --> 00:57:24,700
1721
00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:26,410
okay put your gun away their friends are
1722
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:26,410
1723
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:35,380
protecting me you sure I'm sure
1724
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:35,380
1725
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:37,420
quick jig on away Danny Danny what's the
1726
00:57:35,370 --> 00:57:37,420
1727
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:40,299
matter with you you heard her she loves
1728
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:40,299
1729
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:42,910
it to jira my nose sweetheart
1730
00:57:40,289 --> 00:57:42,910
1731
00:57:40,299 --> 00:57:44,349
have no fear bond ops here instead of a
1732
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:44,349
1733
00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:46,630
gun you look good let me look at you
1734
00:57:44,339 --> 00:57:46,630
1735
00:57:44,349 --> 00:57:48,549
pull it stand my dear pull back those
1736
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:48,549
1737
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:52,270
jewel to stick out that chest suck in
1738
00:57:48,539 --> 00:57:52,270
1739
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:53,770
that gut no no stick out that care well
1740
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,770
1741
00:57:52,270 --> 00:57:55,210
you're hardly showing blitz okay miss my
1742
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,210
1743
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:57,309
record stuck with smaller sizes what are
1744
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,309
1745
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:59,140
you talking about talking about miss
1746
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:59,140
1747
00:57:57,309 --> 00:58:00,819
Myra no miss Mayer and maternity fashion
1748
00:57:59,130 --> 00:58:00,819
1749
00:57:59,140 --> 00:58:02,079
incorporated she's now our first closer
1750
00:58:00,809 --> 00:58:02,079
1751
00:58:00,819 --> 00:58:03,819
than she's gonna make you a complete
1752
00:58:02,069 --> 00:58:03,819
1753
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:05,440
maternity wardrobe every chair for just
1754
00:58:03,809 --> 00:58:05,440
1755
00:58:03,819 --> 00:58:06,549
a couple small snapshot while she's
1756
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:06,549
1757
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,289
cutting she'll thrown a cashmere
1758
00:58:06,539 --> 00:58:08,289
1759
00:58:06,549 --> 00:58:10,630
parachute who made a deal with a
1760
00:58:08,279 --> 00:58:10,630
1761
00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:13,690
clothing designer you manage it we're in
1762
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,690
1763
00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:15,609
show business now kid I don't need a
1764
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,609
1765
00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:18,400
manager and what do you know about show
1766
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:18,400
1767
00:58:15,609 --> 00:58:19,119
business anyhow what do I know about
1768
00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:19,119
1769
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,730
show business
1770
00:58:19,109 --> 00:58:21,730
1771
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:23,470
yes the router the grease paint the
1772
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,470
1773
00:58:21,730 --> 00:58:24,819
smell of the clown who need to get the
1774
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,819
1775
00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:26,680
best seats three years running for the
1776
00:58:24,809 --> 00:58:26,680
1777
00:58:24,819 --> 00:58:28,329
Bob Hope overseas Christmas show me
1778
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,329
1779
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,089
Montreux I can see right up I need a
1780
00:58:28,319 --> 00:58:31,089
1781
00:58:28,329 --> 00:58:33,039
Bryant's dress oh it wasn't pretty but I
1782
00:58:31,079 --> 00:58:33,039
1783
00:58:31,089 --> 00:58:35,049
was there not to mention my close
1784
00:58:33,029 --> 00:58:35,049
1785
00:58:33,039 --> 00:58:36,220
personal relationship of Korea's finest
1786
00:58:35,039 --> 00:58:36,220
1787
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:37,839
female ventriloquist
1788
00:58:36,210 --> 00:58:37,839
1789
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:40,779
when I gimmicks she had she could make a
1790
00:58:37,829 --> 00:58:40,779
1791
00:58:37,839 --> 00:58:42,130
chit star hello hello how old you ask me
1792
00:58:40,769 --> 00:58:42,130
1793
00:58:40,779 --> 00:58:43,990
where I know about show business I'm
1794
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,990
1795
00:58:42,130 --> 00:58:45,579
gonna make us rich kid we don't want to
1796
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:45,579
1797
00:58:43,990 --> 00:58:47,770
be rich we just want to be left alone
1798
00:58:45,569 --> 00:58:47,770
1799
00:58:45,579 --> 00:58:49,480
we who is this Broadway no this is a
1800
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,480
1801
00:58:47,770 --> 00:58:50,980
garnish Ibaka Danny we're engaged
1802
00:58:49,470 --> 00:58:50,980
1803
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,260
yeah what talk to zipper look I got work
1804
00:58:50,970 --> 00:58:53,260
1805
00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:56,289
to do please boys with us yes all right
1806
00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:56,289
1807
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:57,730
boys over here moment what i watch to go
1808
00:58:56,279 --> 00:58:57,730
1809
00:58:56,289 --> 00:58:59,319
out to the lobby and get me the lazy boy
1810
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,319
1811
00:58:57,730 --> 00:59:00,910
lounger only the gold in the hoggar hide
1812
00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:00,910
1813
00:58:59,319 --> 00:59:03,730
ones leave the olive drab set for me
1814
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:03,730
1815
00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:05,799
move hut hut hut hut hey Danny what is
1816
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,799
1817
00:59:03,730 --> 00:59:07,119
this gonna cost me cause young here are
1818
00:59:05,789 --> 00:59:07,119
1819
00:59:05,799 --> 00:59:08,440
they gonna cost you nothing you're a big
1820
00:59:07,109 --> 00:59:08,440
1821
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:10,089
celebrity they're gonna give you a whole
1822
00:59:08,430 --> 00:59:10,089
1823
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,470
living room suit although one is a
1824
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:11,470
1825
00:59:10,089 --> 00:59:12,400
statement saying you Lionel carbon
1826
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,400
1827
00:59:11,470 --> 00:59:13,390
they're gonna knock up on their couch
1828
00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:13,390
1829
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,369
small potato
1830
00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:15,369
1831
00:59:13,390 --> 00:59:16,510
what's a fondue latoque what are we
1832
00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:16,510
1833
00:59:15,369 --> 00:59:17,490
gonna make any man with the phone off
1834
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,490
1835
00:59:16,510 --> 00:59:20,170
the hook
1836
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,170
1837
00:59:17,490 --> 00:59:22,300
hello the way I figured each phone calls
1838
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,300
1839
00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:23,829
gonna be worth ten big ones hello nine
1840
00:59:22,290 --> 00:59:23,829
1841
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:25,570
months of glory production handles a
1842
00:59:23,819 --> 00:59:25,570
1843
00:59:23,829 --> 00:59:28,599
Lionel copper no wonder mother tell your
1844
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,599
1845
00:59:25,570 --> 00:59:30,369
deal uh Lionel please do not we don't
1846
00:59:28,589 --> 00:59:30,369
1847
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:32,980
need but they're really nice it's not
1848
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:32,980
1849
00:59:30,369 --> 00:59:34,240
right why not if everybody's gonna laugh
1850
00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,240
1851
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:35,680
at me at least I should get something
1852
00:59:34,230 --> 00:59:35,680
1853
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,410
out of it besides I didn't do anything
1854
00:59:35,670 --> 00:59:38,410
1855
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,910
dishonest it uh no okay then what's so
1856
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,910
1857
00:59:38,410 --> 00:59:46,930
terrible I'll just be careful what I
1858
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:46,930
1859
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:48,190
accept no way you CBS guys get to check
1860
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,190
1861
00:59:46,930 --> 00:59:50,380
out Lionel before we get the money
1862
00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:50,380
1863
00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:52,470
because you gotta take my word for it
1864
00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:52,470
1865
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:55,150
what do you mean what do I know
1866
00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:55,150
1867
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:57,730
uterus of course I know what that is
1868
00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:57,730
1869
00:59:55,150 --> 01:00:00,430
he killed Julius Caesar hold hold it hey
1870
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,430
1871
00:59:57,730 --> 01:00:02,320
I just may decide to go a pay-tv yeah
1872
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:02,320
1873
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:05,670
the money's up front and we can show -
1874
01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:05,670
1875
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:07,810
Gentiles yeah you still on the phone huh
1876
01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:07,810
1877
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:10,030
what did all these things come from
1878
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,030
1879
01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:12,040
business associates mama look I'll give
1880
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:12,040
1881
01:00:10,030 --> 01:00:14,770
her that way to hear the deals I made
1882
01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:14,770
1883
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:16,780
they're gonna blow your mind away first
1884
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,780
1885
01:00:14,770 --> 01:00:18,310
of all we gotta start a meeting good
1886
01:00:16,770 --> 01:00:18,310
1887
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:21,190
morning good morning oh I got a
1888
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:21,190
1889
01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:22,720
complaint I was on the phone this
1890
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:22,720
1891
01:00:21,190 --> 01:00:24,579
morning to a very important individual
1892
01:00:22,710 --> 01:00:24,579
1893
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,579
who owns a baby food concern and this
1894
01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:27,579
1895
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:28,240
this piece of caca past when I meant to
1896
01:00:27,569 --> 01:00:28,240
1897
01:00:27,579 --> 01:00:29,950
call
1898
01:00:28,230 --> 01:00:29,950
1899
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,210
anyways I'm so close to closing this
1900
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,210
1901
01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:33,010
deal for you to be jumped by Evel
1902
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,010
1903
01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:35,349
Knievel I don't mean junk dirty I mean
1904
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,349
1905
01:00:33,010 --> 01:00:36,790
jumped over 19 Volkswagen nothing to
1906
01:00:35,339 --> 01:00:36,790
1907
01:00:35,349 --> 01:00:39,250
worry about he's already jumped nine I
1908
01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:39,250
1909
01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:40,750
just felt something oh and I had several
1910
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,750
1911
01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:43,839
calls for you up here with Gladys Knight
1912
01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:43,839
1913
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:46,060
in the poof who typed us I just felt
1914
01:00:43,829 --> 01:00:46,060
1915
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:48,160
life yeah he's really the big one
1916
01:00:46,050 --> 01:00:48,160
1917
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:49,510
you ready I know you haven't picked the
1918
01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:49,510
1919
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,640
name for new arrival yet I know it's a
1920
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,640
1921
01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:54,130
personal thing but please dwell in this
1922
01:00:51,630 --> 01:00:54,130
1923
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:56,619
and remember there's 50,000 bucks riding
1924
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,619
1925
01:00:54,130 --> 01:00:58,839
on this what do you think about naming
1926
01:00:56,609 --> 01:00:58,839
1927
01:00:56,619 --> 01:01:03,160
the baby the Flamingo Hotel and Casino
1928
01:00:58,829 --> 01:01:03,160
1929
01:00:58,839 --> 01:01:06,579
carbonate something what's a baby no the
1930
01:01:03,150 --> 01:01:06,579
1931
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:09,040
50,000 seargent ma off hello
1932
01:01:06,569 --> 01:01:09,040
1933
01:01:06,579 --> 01:01:12,670
he Presidente of all company soldier
1934
01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:12,670
1935
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:15,510
United States of America oh yes we'll
1936
01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:15,510
1937
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,510
accept charges
1938
01:01:21,710 --> 01:01:21,710
1939
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,779
mr. president sir
1940
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,779
1941
01:01:23,470 --> 01:01:28,710
this is sergeant Daniel Danny bond off
1942
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:28,710
1943
01:01:25,779 --> 01:01:32,470
yes sir thank you sir we'd be delighted
1944
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:32,470
1945
01:01:28,710 --> 01:01:34,299
Tuesday afternoon Tuesday is no good for
1946
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,299
1947
01:01:32,470 --> 01:01:36,549
us or how about Wednesday morning yes
1948
01:01:34,289 --> 01:01:36,549
1949
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:37,960
sir Oh mr. president while I have you on
1950
01:01:36,539 --> 01:01:37,960
1951
01:01:36,549 --> 01:01:39,279
the phone sir that I would like to say
1952
01:01:37,950 --> 01:01:39,279
1953
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,559
to you that in these days when
1954
01:01:39,269 --> 01:01:41,559
1955
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:43,809
patriotism is no longer in fashion that
1956
01:01:41,549 --> 01:01:43,809
1957
01:01:41,559 --> 01:01:46,269
I am proud to wear my uniform I have
1958
01:01:43,799 --> 01:01:46,269
1959
01:01:43,809 --> 01:01:51,099
power to defend my country I am house
1960
01:01:46,259 --> 01:01:51,099
1961
01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:52,359
defend my flag I am proud hello hello he
1962
01:01:51,089 --> 01:01:52,359
1963
01:01:51,099 --> 01:01:54,789
hung up on me do you believe this is
1964
01:01:52,349 --> 01:01:54,789
1965
01:01:52,359 --> 01:01:56,380
that really the president you better
1966
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:56,380
1967
01:01:54,789 --> 01:02:00,490
believe it we're invited to a White
1968
01:01:56,370 --> 01:02:00,490
1969
01:01:56,380 --> 01:02:02,410
House now remember after the president
1970
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,410
1971
01:02:00,490 --> 01:02:04,779
the next one to fill your tummy must be
1972
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,779
1973
01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:07,240
the Secretary of Labor and as a
1974
01:02:04,769 --> 01:02:07,240
1975
01:02:04,779 --> 01:02:09,730
demonstration of how proud your fellow
1976
01:02:07,230 --> 01:02:09,730
1977
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:12,670
Americans are of your achievement this
1978
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,670
1979
01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:15,940
morning Congress proclaimed that today
1980
01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:15,940
1981
01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:21,480
July fifth and all the July 5th to come
1982
01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:21,480
1983
01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:24,549
will be known as line or carpenter day
1984
01:02:21,470 --> 01:02:24,549
1985
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:26,799
now the governor of Kansas tried to get
1986
01:02:24,539 --> 01:02:26,799
1987
01:02:24,549 --> 01:02:29,319
me to declare today a national emergency
1988
01:02:26,789 --> 01:02:29,319
1989
01:02:26,799 --> 01:02:31,480
due to the fact that tornadoes have
1990
01:02:29,309 --> 01:02:31,480
1991
01:02:29,319 --> 01:02:34,029
killed thousands of people in his state
1992
01:02:31,470 --> 01:02:34,029
1993
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:36,759
but I said screw nameless I said let's
1994
01:02:34,019 --> 01:02:36,759
1995
01:02:34,029 --> 01:02:43,180
move on ahead with line or coffin today
1996
01:02:36,749 --> 01:02:43,180
1997
01:02:36,759 --> 01:02:46,599
Oh get to the stamp and so in your honor
1998
01:02:43,170 --> 01:02:46,599
1999
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:49,210
as the first childbearing male in
2000
01:02:46,589 --> 01:02:49,210
2001
01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:52,900
history the postal department has
2002
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,900
2003
01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:55,000
approved this new commemorative stamp as
2004
01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:55,000
2005
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:57,910
you can see it fixtures the late
2006
01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:57,910
2007
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:04,329
President Dwight d Eisenhower nursing
2008
01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:04,329
2009
01:02:57,910 --> 01:03:09,309
and infant now is doing it upside-down
2010
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:09,309
2011
01:03:04,329 --> 01:03:11,559
oh I feel it only appropriate that your
2012
01:03:09,299 --> 01:03:11,559
2013
01:03:09,309 --> 01:03:16,089
name be associated with something to do
2014
01:03:11,549 --> 01:03:16,089
2015
01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:19,089
with mail delivery as mal e mail
2016
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:19,089
2017
01:03:16,089 --> 01:03:22,000
delivery you get it ha ha ha mail
2018
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:22,000
2019
01:03:19,089 --> 01:03:24,730
delivery mal
2020
01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:24,730
2021
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:28,150
cutting puns twerp get down to business
2022
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,150
2023
01:03:24,730 --> 01:03:30,759
mr. president sir I'm truly honored you
2024
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:30,759
2025
01:03:28,150 --> 01:03:32,230
should be let's face it son at the
2026
01:03:30,749 --> 01:03:32,230
2027
01:03:30,759 --> 01:03:35,019
moment you are the hot item which is
2028
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:35,019
2029
01:03:32,230 --> 01:03:38,589
precisely why I am sending you on a four
2030
01:03:35,009 --> 01:03:38,589
2031
01:03:35,019 --> 01:03:44,619
month goodwill tour representing America
2032
01:03:38,579 --> 01:03:44,619
2033
01:03:38,589 --> 01:03:48,549
all over the world tomorrow you're gonna
2034
01:03:44,609 --> 01:03:48,549
2035
01:03:44,619 --> 01:03:51,069
be honored at the UM the you in honoring
2036
01:03:48,539 --> 01:03:51,069
2037
01:03:48,549 --> 01:03:56,740
you old Lionel why no I'm not just any
2038
01:03:51,059 --> 01:03:56,740
2039
01:03:51,069 --> 01:03:58,809
ordinary guy and so long a carpenter by
2040
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:58,809
2041
01:03:56,740 --> 01:04:01,269
bearing your child you are not merely
2042
01:03:58,799 --> 01:04:01,269
2043
01:03:58,809 --> 01:04:03,250
bringing a new life into this world but
2044
01:04:01,259 --> 01:04:03,250
2045
01:04:01,269 --> 01:04:14,880
rather bringing this world into a new
2046
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:14,880
2047
01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:14,880
era the leaders of the world welcome you
2048
01:04:17,029 --> 01:04:17,029
2049
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:21,339
everyone here
2050
01:04:18,539 --> 01:04:21,339
2051
01:04:18,549 --> 01:04:26,730
urges you to take your rightful place
2052
01:04:21,329 --> 01:04:26,730
2053
01:04:21,339 --> 01:04:29,430
among them all past progress pales
2054
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,430
2055
01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:35,759
compared to what you have accomplished
2056
01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:35,759
2057
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:35,759
next to you the moonwalk was doo doo
2058
01:04:39,150 --> 01:04:39,150
2059
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:51,730
Neil Armstrong was the first American I
2060
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:51,730
2061
01:04:45,610 --> 01:05:01,440
ever dated Neil Sedaka is my favorite
2062
01:04:51,720 --> 01:05:01,440
2063
01:04:51,730 --> 01:05:01,440
singer Neil I said Neil hit the floor I
2064
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:15,290
2065
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:21,240
queen of the British Empire
2066
01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:21,240
2067
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:35,830
Oh what's left of it
2068
01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:35,830
2069
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:38,380
here by Dolly oh shit no more my simple
2070
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,380
2071
01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:46,360
follow me swear multi total or they'll
2072
01:05:38,370 --> 01:05:46,360
2073
01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:54,370
say the total wrong song the gift watch
2074
01:05:46,350 --> 01:05:54,370
2075
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:56,140
it no cookies okay it's all right I'll
2076
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,140
2077
01:05:54,370 --> 01:05:57,520
take it anyway they'll be glad to fix it
2078
01:05:56,130 --> 01:05:57,520
2079
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:58,290
for me when I get to Switzerland it's
2080
01:05:57,510 --> 01:05:58,290
2081
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:02,520
all right
2082
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,520
2083
01:05:58,290 --> 01:06:02,520
okay don't watch it
2084
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:24,940
2085
01:06:24,950 --> 01:06:28,619
don't you ever go out onto the balcony
2086
01:06:26,990 --> 01:06:28,619
2087
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,800
in person mr. Pope
2088
01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:31,800
2089
01:06:28,619 --> 01:06:35,760
never again don't don't repeat John's
2090
01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:35,760
2091
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:36,270
keep messing on my holy hat immigrant
2092
01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:36,270
2093
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,849
sir
2094
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,849
2095
01:06:36,270 --> 01:06:40,710
hey you're a nice guy you ever come to
2096
01:06:38,839 --> 01:06:40,710
2097
01:06:38,849 --> 01:06:42,900
our you want to look me up huh
2098
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:42,900
2099
01:06:40,710 --> 01:06:48,300
and don't forget to bring the missus you
2100
01:06:42,890 --> 01:06:48,300
2101
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:59,460
bowl don't you bring your bag honey no
2102
01:06:48,290 --> 01:06:59,460
2103
01:06:48,300 --> 01:07:06,829
to busyness she get there absolutely
2104
01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:06,829
2105
01:06:59,460 --> 01:07:11,300
breathtaking who would used to bite them
2106
01:07:06,819 --> 01:07:11,300
2107
01:07:06,829 --> 01:07:11,300
those the shoes of the fisherman yeah
2108
01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:30,190
2109
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:39,319
don't don't
2110
01:08:21,829 --> 01:08:21,829
2111
01:08:21,839 --> 01:08:28,859
I'm Vanetta your jungle bunny would you
2112
01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:28,859
2113
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,859
like some water man thank you
2114
01:08:33,789 --> 01:08:33,789
2115
01:08:33,799 --> 01:08:40,730
oh wait a minute miss oh it's a heavy
2116
01:08:39,579 --> 01:08:40,730
2117
01:08:39,589 --> 01:08:45,529
load you have there
2118
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:45,529
2119
01:08:40,730 --> 01:08:46,339
thank you very much my friends may I
2120
01:08:45,519 --> 01:08:46,339
2121
01:08:45,529 --> 01:08:57,260
present
2122
01:08:46,329 --> 01:08:57,260
2123
01:08:46,339 --> 01:09:02,210
Oh boo - and Lester has to be working
2124
01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:02,210
2125
01:08:57,260 --> 01:09:05,600
the jungle and around again hey Lester I
2126
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,600
2127
01:09:02,210 --> 01:09:09,740
hate it you living a small hut how small
2128
01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:09,740
2129
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:13,299
is it my Hut is so small that I have to
2130
01:09:09,730 --> 01:09:13,299
2131
01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:16,250
go outside to change my mind
2132
01:09:13,289 --> 01:09:16,250
2133
01:09:13,299 --> 01:09:22,819
notice that when Lester speaks booties
2134
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:22,819
2135
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:27,830
lips do not move my legs I heard that
2136
01:09:22,809 --> 01:09:27,830
2137
01:09:22,819 --> 01:09:30,770
your wife is bad how bad am g my wife is
2138
01:09:27,820 --> 01:09:30,770
2139
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:38,299
so fat that when she sits around a hut
2140
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:38,299
2141
01:09:30,770 --> 01:09:40,100
she sits around the hut lion I rent
2142
01:09:38,289 --> 01:09:40,100
2143
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:43,810
lucky to be having all this happening to
2144
01:09:40,090 --> 01:09:43,810
2145
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:43,810
us why not I deserve it
2146
01:09:52,349 --> 01:09:52,349
2147
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:58,400
from the cremation so soon Mensa here
2148
01:09:56,229 --> 01:09:58,400
2149
01:09:56,239 --> 01:10:00,230
I left early possum ah his smell was
2150
01:09:58,390 --> 01:10:00,230
2151
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:03,679
unbearable they forgot to remove the
2152
01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:03,679
2153
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:06,020
diseased tennis shoes make a note in the
2154
01:10:03,669 --> 01:10:06,020
2155
01:10:03,679 --> 01:10:08,239
future all spectators who wish to stand
2156
01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:08,239
2157
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:10,610
close to a funeral pyre will be searched
2158
01:10:08,229 --> 01:10:10,610
2159
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:14,260
for marshmallows the deceased immediate
2160
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,260
2161
01:10:10,610 --> 01:10:14,260
family rarely have a sense of humor
2162
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:14,669
2163
01:10:14,679 --> 01:10:20,780
undress me my sorry you sorry I am not
2164
01:10:18,370 --> 01:10:20,780
2165
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:24,949
sorry I did not know the dead man oh my
2166
01:10:20,770 --> 01:10:24,949
2167
01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:25,460
knees oarfish he must I would make a
2168
01:10:24,939 --> 01:10:25,460
2169
01:10:24,949 --> 01:10:28,130
note
2170
01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:28,130
2171
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:30,610
I wish to dispatch speakers on birth
2172
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,610
2173
01:10:28,130 --> 01:10:33,590
control to every remote village in India
2174
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:33,590
2175
01:10:30,610 --> 01:10:35,000
pamphlets alone no longer work what's
2176
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:35,000
2177
01:10:33,590 --> 01:10:36,679
happened to all the bookings uncut
2178
01:10:34,990 --> 01:10:36,679
2179
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,590
reception you said that last month madam
2180
01:10:36,669 --> 01:10:39,590
2181
01:10:36,679 --> 01:10:41,989
Mundi the women aid them and then ran
2182
01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:41,989
2183
01:10:39,590 --> 01:10:46,730
off to make love and on a holy did he
2184
01:10:41,979 --> 01:10:46,730
2185
01:10:41,989 --> 01:10:49,099
tell me oh it's nothing sacred D cow
2186
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,099
2187
01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:52,909
Eddie cat D burned
2188
01:10:49,089 --> 01:10:52,909
2189
01:10:49,099 --> 01:10:54,560
I know I know perhaps Menza he this
2190
01:10:52,899 --> 01:10:54,560
2191
01:10:52,909 --> 01:10:56,690
speaker should talk to the man or so
2192
01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,690
2193
01:10:54,560 --> 01:11:00,139
what are we talking about your stupid
2194
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:00,139
2195
01:10:56,690 --> 01:11:04,719
locust servant mr. carpenter he is but
2196
01:11:00,129 --> 01:11:04,719
2197
01:11:00,139 --> 01:11:04,719
one he is but one but others will follow
2198
01:11:05,879 --> 01:11:05,879
2199
01:11:05,889 --> 01:11:12,230
others will followed the world is
2200
01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:12,230
2201
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:14,659
overpopulated now already there is lack
2202
01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:14,659
2203
01:11:12,230 --> 01:11:16,699
of food lack of work lack of land and if
2204
01:11:14,649 --> 01:11:16,699
2205
01:11:14,659 --> 01:11:20,360
men have babies our troubles will double
2206
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:20,360
2207
01:11:16,699 --> 01:11:22,639
triple quick mishima D telephone I must
2208
01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:22,639
2209
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:25,099
advise all the heads of state Moscow
2210
01:11:22,629 --> 01:11:25,099
2211
01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:28,219
calling watching the signal felipao -
2212
01:11:25,089 --> 01:11:28,219
2213
01:11:25,099 --> 01:11:30,460
flashing to Paris for emotions in this
2214
01:11:28,209 --> 01:11:30,460
2215
01:11:28,219 --> 01:11:30,460
year
2216
01:11:31,379 --> 01:11:31,379
2217
01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:43,100
gentlemen there'll be no
2218
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:43,100
2219
01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:45,920
trick-or-treating tonight oh heck why
2220
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:45,920
2221
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:48,380
can't we go this time mr. president has
2222
01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:48,380
2223
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:52,330
that carpenter thing again I've been
2224
01:11:48,370 --> 01:11:52,330
2225
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:52,330
getting shit from all over the globe
2226
01:11:52,490 --> 01:11:52,490
2227
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:57,540
everybody's worried about a population
2228
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,540
2229
01:11:54,810 --> 01:12:02,600
explosion blaming it all on America
2230
01:11:57,530 --> 01:12:02,600
2231
01:11:57,540 --> 01:12:05,280
cause he is American any yes sir he is
2232
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:05,280
2233
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:06,360
then get him back here I want him back
2234
01:12:05,270 --> 01:12:06,360
2235
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:14,100
by morning
2236
01:12:06,350 --> 01:12:14,100
2237
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:16,980
I don't know why but no matter what we
2238
01:12:14,090 --> 01:12:16,980
2239
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:20,640
do we always wind up the laughingstock
2240
01:12:16,970 --> 01:12:20,640
2241
01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:22,110
of the world and so in the middle of
2242
01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:22,110
2243
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:24,989
what appeared to be a triumphant
2244
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,989
2245
01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:27,300
goodwill tour the entire carpenter party
2246
01:12:24,979 --> 01:12:27,300
2247
01:12:24,989 --> 01:12:29,550
including the seven-month pregnant
2248
01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:29,550
2249
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:32,130
Lionel carpenter was removed from
2250
01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:32,130
2251
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:34,170
Holland during the dedication of a can I
2252
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,170
2253
01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:36,690
say this it's been clear all the Dyke
2254
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,690
2255
01:12:34,170 --> 01:12:38,850
then jetted directly back to America
2256
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,850
2257
01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:42,650
where angry crowds have been gathering
2258
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:42,650
2259
01:12:38,850 --> 01:12:42,650
in the parking lot behind his home
2260
01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:46,220
2261
01:12:46,230 --> 01:12:52,650
what time is it 3:00 what times 8
2262
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:52,650
2263
01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:56,320
o'clock what type ah thank you
2264
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:56,320
2265
01:12:52,650 --> 01:12:59,199
they took everything back that's after
2266
01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:59,199
2267
01:12:56,320 --> 01:13:00,400
all I did for them you know something
2268
01:12:59,189 --> 01:13:00,400
2269
01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,780
Danny it's a good thing we got most of
2270
01:13:00,390 --> 01:13:01,780
2271
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,640
that money up front huh I mean I can't
2272
01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:03,640
2273
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:05,980
take the cash back right Jess
2274
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,980
2275
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:07,540
cashed any of the cash from the pictures
2276
01:13:05,970 --> 01:13:07,540
2277
01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:29,820
of souvenirs you know the cash so we
2278
01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:29,820
2279
01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:32,370
don't have any cash on him hey my boy
2280
01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:32,370
2281
01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:34,750
mr. president I made this for you
2282
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,750
2283
01:13:32,370 --> 01:13:40,660
nothing says lovin like something from
2284
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:40,660
2285
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:41,800
the freezer but it's safe mr. president
2286
01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:41,800
2287
01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:45,880
you made it no sir
2288
01:13:41,790 --> 01:13:45,880
2289
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:48,310
well folks been telling me to eat it all
2290
01:13:45,870 --> 01:13:48,310
2291
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:50,980
across this great country of ours which
2292
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:50,980
2293
01:13:48,310 --> 01:13:56,280
is precisely why I'm here we're gonna do
2294
01:13:50,970 --> 01:13:56,280
2295
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:56,280
a little down-home talking come here
2296
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:56,720
2297
01:13:56,730 --> 01:14:01,770
well
2298
01:13:59,150 --> 01:14:01,770
2299
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:03,960
do you love your country of course I
2300
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,960
2301
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:07,800
love my country mr. president not mr.
2302
01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:07,800
2303
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:10,410
president - you just plain old Lee Ron
2304
01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:10,410
2305
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:12,810
Bob of course I love my country
2306
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,810
2307
01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:15,480
Lee Ron Bob good I'm glad go that's why
2308
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,480
2309
01:14:12,810 --> 01:14:19,550
I'm here your country wants you to do
2310
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:19,550
2311
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:22,260
something now sure what is it that baby
2312
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:22,260
2313
01:14:19,550 --> 01:14:24,330
hall is enough trouble you want me to
2314
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,330
2315
01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:27,690
stop the publicity lying old buddy I
2316
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,690
2317
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:28,670
want you to stop that baby that's
2318
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,670
2319
01:14:27,690 --> 01:14:30,930
impossible
2320
01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:30,930
2321
01:14:28,670 --> 01:14:32,490
impossible there's nothing impossible in
2322
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,490
2323
01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:35,190
this great nation of ours
2324
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:35,190
2325
01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:36,120
land of the free home of the brave and
2326
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,120
2327
01:14:35,190 --> 01:14:38,400
all that crap
2328
01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:38,400
2329
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:41,340
I don't think so what is it with you boy
2330
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:41,340
2331
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:42,920
you hurting for money or something tell
2332
01:14:41,330 --> 01:14:42,920
2333
01:14:41,340 --> 01:14:45,900
you what I'll do I'm gonna throw in
2334
01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:45,900
2335
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:48,480
$100,000 for 100,000 have all to throw
2336
01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,480
2337
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:50,370
in 50% of the flower shop at Arlington
2338
01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:50,370
2339
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:52,800
National Cemetery I don't even want to
2340
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,800
2341
01:14:50,370 --> 01:14:53,670
discuss it Lee run Bob mr. president to
2342
01:14:52,790 --> 01:14:53,670
2343
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,560
you boob
2344
01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:55,560
2345
01:14:53,670 --> 01:14:57,330
look right outside that window is a
2346
01:14:55,550 --> 01:14:57,330
2347
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:59,100
mighty angry mob and ain't no tellin how
2348
01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,100
2349
01:14:57,330 --> 01:15:00,870
long they gonna wait now I'm gonna give
2350
01:14:59,090 --> 01:15:00,870
2351
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:02,850
you just one hour to make up your mind
2352
01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:02,850
2353
01:15:00,870 --> 01:15:04,530
about that baby and you better make the
2354
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,530
2355
01:15:02,850 --> 01:15:07,520
right decision cause if you don't I'm
2356
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,520
2357
01:15:04,530 --> 01:15:10,260
not gonna be responsible for your safety
2358
01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:10,260
2359
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:13,620
what the hell kind of an American are
2360
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:13,620
2361
01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:15,450
you anyway mr. president sir I know this
2362
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,450
2363
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:16,500
is probably not the appropriate time but
2364
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,500
2365
01:15:15,450 --> 01:15:18,090
have you ever considered going to war
2366
01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:18,090
2367
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,070
against Switzerland I mean they have no
2368
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,070
2369
01:15:18,090 --> 01:15:23,850
army I know we can beat the thick of all
2370
01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:23,850
2371
01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:25,950
of scout you boil the pee out of me and
2372
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,950
2373
01:15:23,850 --> 01:15:27,360
another thing mr. president is it true
2374
01:15:25,940 --> 01:15:27,360
2375
01:15:25,950 --> 01:15:36,090
that only Jewish kids can go to Camp
2376
01:15:27,350 --> 01:15:36,090
2377
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:38,190
David Oh lion hmm Lionel I was so proud
2378
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,190
2379
01:15:36,090 --> 01:15:39,450
of you I was worried though but coz for
2380
01:15:38,180 --> 01:15:39,450
2381
01:15:38,190 --> 01:15:41,970
a moment I thought you might give in you
2382
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,970
2383
01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:44,370
might say yes yes for what $100,000 and
2384
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,370
2385
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:46,640
all that junk no way we can get more
2386
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,640
2387
01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:46,640
than that
2388
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:46,640
2389
01:15:46,650 --> 01:15:55,130
why where are you going it doesn't
2390
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:55,130
2391
01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:57,270
matter anywhere I don't believe you
2392
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,270
2393
01:15:55,130 --> 01:15:59,880
what's happened to you you're willing to
2394
01:15:57,260 --> 01:15:59,880
2395
01:15:57,270 --> 01:16:02,220
solve anything for money well I don't
2396
01:15:59,870 --> 01:16:02,220
2397
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:03,480
want any part of it sure show you just
2398
01:16:02,210 --> 01:16:03,480
2399
01:16:02,220 --> 01:16:05,160
like all the rest of them you know that
2400
01:16:03,470 --> 01:16:05,160
2401
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,660
first sign of trouble boom turn right
2402
01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:06,660
2403
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:09,330
against you're the one who's turned
2404
01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:09,330
2405
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:12,480
Lionel you become everything you used to
2406
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:12,480
2407
01:16:09,330 --> 01:16:16,050
hate you're greedy you're selfish you're
2408
01:16:12,470 --> 01:16:16,050
2409
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:18,090
self-centered whatever happened to that
2410
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,090
2411
01:16:16,050 --> 01:16:20,430
simple nauseas boy I fell in love with
2412
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,430
2413
01:16:18,090 --> 01:16:23,010
at a coffee shop whatever happens your
2414
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:23,010
2415
01:16:20,430 --> 01:16:26,040
deals you're dreaming all that stuff
2416
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,040
2417
01:16:23,010 --> 01:16:28,160
about Pete Moss was all compost wasn't
2418
01:16:26,030 --> 01:16:28,160
2419
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,160
it
2420
01:16:34,810 --> 01:16:34,810
2421
01:16:34,820 --> 01:16:40,820
come on out come on out here Lionel
2422
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:40,820
2423
01:16:38,450 --> 01:16:46,760
copper do you have exactly two minutes
2424
01:16:40,810 --> 01:16:46,760
2425
01:16:40,820 --> 01:16:49,040
or so left me in an Athlon oh this is
2426
01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:49,040
2427
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:52,040
your mother speaking so woman who gave
2428
01:16:49,030 --> 01:16:52,040
2429
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:54,890
you life who clothed you who nursed you
2430
01:16:52,030 --> 01:16:54,890
2431
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:56,870
until she was raw final do what these
2432
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:56,870
2433
01:16:54,890 --> 01:17:00,160
people want you to do here he comes
2434
01:16:56,860 --> 01:17:00,160
2435
01:16:56,870 --> 01:17:00,160
is tearing out the back
2436
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:04,120
2437
01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:10,699
string them up leave me alone
2438
01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:10,699
2439
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:10,699
what are you gonna do about baby
2440
01:17:18,410 --> 01:17:18,410
2441
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:22,770
oh no don't let him this is America let
2442
01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:22,770
2443
01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:27,510
him speak
2444
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:27,510
2445
01:17:22,770 --> 01:17:32,070
Ben Lynch him you all think that I'm
2446
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:32,070
2447
01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:36,360
some kind of a bad guy up until a few
2448
01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:36,360
2449
01:17:32,070 --> 01:17:43,140
days ago I was a hero I didn't want to
2450
01:17:36,350 --> 01:17:43,140
2451
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:45,570
be either one something just happened to
2452
01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:45,570
2453
01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:49,410
me who cares what are you gonna do about
2454
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,410
2455
01:17:45,570 --> 01:17:52,110
the baby you don't care about my baby
2456
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,110
2457
01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:54,780
and you don't really care and you're not
2458
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,780
2459
01:17:52,110 --> 01:18:00,500
really afraid of overpopulation what the
2460
01:17:54,770 --> 01:18:00,500
2461
01:17:54,780 --> 01:18:00,500
hell are we you're afraid of me Oh
2462
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:00,850
2463
01:18:00,860 --> 01:18:08,180
difference but what you don't understand
2464
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:08,180
2465
01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:10,070
is you're different you're different and
2466
01:18:08,170 --> 01:18:10,070
2467
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:11,840
you're different and you're different
2468
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,840
2469
01:18:10,070 --> 01:18:14,870
and we're all different and isn't it
2470
01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:14,870
2471
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:18,320
wonderful that we're different why your
2472
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:18,320
2473
01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:20,350
mother exactly but not for another few
2474
01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,350
2475
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,350
weeks
2476
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:27,240
2477
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:34,200
lino lino you better get back right away
2478
01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:34,200
2479
01:18:31,030 --> 01:18:34,200
catch the buds
2480
01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:49,830
2481
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:54,800
it has now been over six weeks since
2482
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,800
2483
01:18:52,489 --> 01:18:56,750
Lionel carpenters disappearance and the
2484
01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:56,750
2485
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:59,620
international manhunt for the modern
2486
01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:59,620
2487
01:18:56,750 --> 01:19:02,840
world's most wanted man continues as
2488
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:02,840
2489
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:04,940
carpenter is likely to be in disguise no
2490
01:19:02,830 --> 01:19:04,940
2491
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:09,070
one can be considered above suspicion
2492
01:19:04,930 --> 01:19:09,070
2493
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:12,800
particularly the pregnant and the portly
2494
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:12,800
2495
01:19:09,070 --> 01:19:15,530
an unconfirmed report states that thrush
2496
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:15,530
2497
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:18,380
Kate Smith on her annual pre-christmas
2498
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,380
2499
01:19:15,530 --> 01:19:21,440
goodwill tour has been knocked down 16
2500
01:19:18,370 --> 01:19:21,440
2501
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:23,570
times assaulted twice and once been
2502
01:19:21,430 --> 01:19:23,570
2503
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:26,870
beaten beyond recognition by a group of
2504
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,870
2505
01:19:23,570 --> 01:19:28,550
pacifists world leaders growing more
2506
01:19:26,860 --> 01:19:28,550
2507
01:19:26,870 --> 01:19:31,160
apprehensive as the time of delivery
2508
01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:31,160
2509
01:19:28,550 --> 01:19:33,949
approaches have pledged their UNICEF
2510
01:19:31,150 --> 01:19:33,949
2511
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:36,260
funds the money usually designated for
2512
01:19:33,939 --> 01:19:36,260
2513
01:19:33,949 --> 01:19:38,300
desperately need children toward a
2514
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:38,300
2515
01:19:36,260 --> 01:19:41,030
handsome reward for the capture of
2516
01:19:38,290 --> 01:19:41,030
2517
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:43,429
Lionel carpenter now for the national
2518
01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:43,429
2519
01:19:41,030 --> 01:19:45,800
weather scene as Christmas trees are
2520
01:19:43,419 --> 01:19:45,800
2521
01:19:43,429 --> 01:19:48,280
being lit all over the world snow
2522
01:19:45,790 --> 01:19:48,280
2523
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:50,300
continues to blanket most of our country
2524
01:19:48,270 --> 01:19:50,300
2525
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:52,820
including for the first time the
2526
01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:52,820
2527
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:55,130
Southern California area and now on a
2528
01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:55,130
2529
01:19:52,820 --> 01:19:57,350
happier note the American retail
2530
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,350
2531
01:19:55,130 --> 01:19:59,210
Merchants Association reports that in
2532
01:19:57,340 --> 01:19:59,210
2533
01:19:57,350 --> 01:20:01,420
spite of the international manhunt
2534
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,420
2535
01:19:59,210 --> 01:20:04,730
Christmas shoppers are turning out in
2536
01:20:01,410 --> 01:20:04,730
2537
01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:07,610
record-breaking numbers once again
2538
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,610
2539
01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:10,190
viewers our caution that all plump
2540
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,190
2541
01:20:07,610 --> 01:20:12,469
fat or suspicious-looking citizens are
2542
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,469
2543
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subject to an on-the-spot search and
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seizure
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2547
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you
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2549
01:20:41,579 --> 01:20:48,400
know is finally stopping listen how
2550
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2551
01:20:45,099 --> 01:20:53,170
peaceful it is what is it darling are
2552
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:53,170
2553
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:57,610
you alright then alright ever since you
2554
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:57,610
2555
01:20:53,170 --> 01:21:00,909
came back I think it's time for the hot
2556
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,909
2557
01:20:57,610 --> 01:21:08,230
water now if they're too early hot
2558
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:08,230
2559
01:21:00,909 --> 01:21:12,489
toddies never too early what is it it's
2560
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2561
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:18,130
okay I'll make it okay is it still
2562
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2563
01:21:12,489 --> 01:21:23,110
Christmas Eve yes and it won't be long
2564
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2565
01:21:18,130 --> 01:21:25,540
now just thanks Agana once the baby is
2566
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2567
01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:26,559
born everything will be all right we can
2568
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2569
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start all over again
2570
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2571
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Oh someplace new just normal average
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2573
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people
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2575
01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:37,220
what
2576
01:21:37,739 --> 01:21:37,739
2577
01:21:37,749 --> 01:21:50,360
I love you I love you
2578
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2579
01:21:42,929 --> 01:21:50,360
I think this is it
2580
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2581
01:21:52,370 --> 01:21:54,430
you
2582
01:22:46,350 --> 01:22:46,350
2583
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:53,100
oh my god it's a girl
2584
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2585
01:23:56,499 --> 01:23:58,530
Oh
2586
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2587
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we do for you
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2589
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we
2590
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2591
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you
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2593
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Oh
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2595
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you
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