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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,871 --> 00:00:09,208 - [screaming] Ohh-- bloody think that's fun! 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,577 I'm not having this! 3 00:00:11,609 --> 00:00:12,744 How's it going, bros? 4 00:00:12,778 --> 00:00:13,945 PewDiePie. 5 00:00:13,978 --> 00:00:14,946 Pew-- Pew-- 6 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,849 Pew--Pew-- PewDiePie. 7 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,117 You're about to watch me 8 00:00:18,149 --> 00:00:20,085 get the absolute shit scared out of me... 9 00:00:20,118 --> 00:00:21,086 - Ah! - Oh, my God! 10 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,955 Ah! Oh, what the fuck? 11 00:00:22,987 --> 00:00:24,957 As I try to play, win, 12 00:00:24,989 --> 00:00:28,660 survive the most insane live horror games ever. 13 00:00:28,693 --> 00:00:30,096 Let me out! 14 00:00:30,129 --> 00:00:31,964 This show takes what I already do, 15 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:33,399 getting scared of horror games, 16 00:00:33,432 --> 00:00:34,734 but taking it to the next level. 17 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:35,868 [chain saw revving] 18 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:37,003 Oh, hell no! 19 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,471 A really fucked up level. 20 00:00:38,503 --> 00:00:39,704 - [roars] - God! 21 00:00:39,737 --> 00:00:42,575 Ah! Oh, this is not cool, man! 22 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:43,809 [screams] 23 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,445 Ah! Ahh! 24 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:46,612 [high-pitched scream] 25 00:00:46,645 --> 00:00:47,847 And here's the crazy part, 26 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,148 I signed up for this. 27 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,715 - You know the routine. 28 00:00:50,749 --> 00:00:52,285 - No! - Sorry. 29 00:00:52,317 --> 00:00:53,351 - Fuck you. 30 00:00:53,384 --> 00:00:55,088 What the fuck is this? 31 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,121 Eh! 32 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:58,256 I have no idea what is going to happen. 33 00:00:58,289 --> 00:00:59,725 Ahh! 34 00:00:59,758 --> 00:01:01,327 This is really fucking creepy. 35 00:01:01,359 --> 00:01:02,695 This is fucking stupid. 36 00:01:02,728 --> 00:01:04,963 Or who is going to do it with me. 37 00:01:04,996 --> 00:01:06,965 We're here together, guys. We can do this! 38 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:09,234 So if you love watching me, PewDiePie, 39 00:01:09,268 --> 00:01:10,469 get scared shitless... 40 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,037 Oh, no! Ah! 41 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,171 Ah! 42 00:01:13,204 --> 00:01:16,274 You're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie." 43 00:01:16,308 --> 00:01:18,144 This is gonna be safe, right? 44 00:01:18,177 --> 00:01:19,412 Ah! Ah! 45 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:20,645 No! 46 00:01:20,679 --> 00:01:23,649 [ominous music] 47 00:01:23,682 --> 00:01:24,683 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:27,686 [electronic video game music] 49 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:29,388 ♪ ♪ 50 00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:31,023 - So we're outside Felix's house. 51 00:01:31,055 --> 00:01:32,959 We're gonna pick him up. 52 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,060 [buzzer sounds] 53 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:35,228 Oh! - Sorry. 54 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,862 - That's all right. 55 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,131 Hey, man. - Hey. 56 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,332 We're starting right away. 57 00:01:39,364 --> 00:01:40,665 - Yeah, it's already started. 58 00:01:40,698 --> 00:01:41,700 How you doing, man? - Good. 59 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:42,701 Good, good. 60 00:01:42,734 --> 00:01:43,969 We thought we'd start the day 61 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,638 with a little behind-the-scenes. 62 00:01:45,671 --> 00:01:46,639 - All right. - All right? 63 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,307 So, Felix, this is Nikki. 64 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,542 She's a big fan. - Nice to meet you. 65 00:01:49,575 --> 00:01:51,177 - It's so nice to meet you. - Awesome. 66 00:01:51,209 --> 00:01:53,078 - I, like, love you. I think you're-- 67 00:01:53,111 --> 00:01:54,479 - Oh, stop it. 68 00:01:54,513 --> 00:01:56,849 - So, um, all right. - Got it! 69 00:01:56,882 --> 00:01:58,284 - So she's gonna help us out. 70 00:01:58,316 --> 00:02:00,018 She's a PA, and-- - Cool. 71 00:02:00,052 --> 00:02:02,355 - Anything you want, I will be of service. 72 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,422 - All right. - Great. All right. 73 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:04,390 Thanks, Nikki. 74 00:02:04,423 --> 00:02:06,626 Um, all right, we got that? All right. 75 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,561 So we should get you mic'd up. 76 00:02:08,593 --> 00:02:09,561 Or you want to just step outside. 77 00:02:09,594 --> 00:02:11,396 - I can help him. 78 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:12,798 - You should just step out here. 79 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,399 Yeah, go next to David. All right? 80 00:02:14,432 --> 00:02:17,870 Um, so this is the beginning of your time in L.A. 81 00:02:17,902 --> 00:02:19,171 - Yeah. 82 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,740 - That's our director. - How's it going? 83 00:02:20,772 --> 00:02:22,040 - Damon, Felix. - Good to meet you, Felix. 84 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:25,811 - Good to meet you. - I'm Kevin. I'm the EP. 85 00:02:25,843 --> 00:02:27,646 - All right, so I just walked out of my house 86 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,250 and got mobbed by these guys, and they're-- 87 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:33,151 I guess we're starting right away, huh? 88 00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:36,322 No breaks. 89 00:02:36,354 --> 00:02:37,789 - I guess we're gonna tell you what we're gonna do today. 90 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:38,858 What do you think's happening? 91 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:42,260 - Uh, I know I'm gonna meet someone. 92 00:02:42,294 --> 00:02:43,596 Not you. - Not me? 93 00:02:43,628 --> 00:02:45,931 - But someone professional? 94 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,235 I mean, that sounded bad-- [laughs] 95 00:02:49,268 --> 00:02:50,302 I'm sorry. 96 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,737 I meant like a doctor or something. 97 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:52,905 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 98 00:02:52,937 --> 00:02:54,706 Today is gonna be a lot of over-filming 99 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:57,009 because it's our first sort of behind-the-scenes moment, 100 00:02:57,042 --> 00:03:00,111 and we're not filming any game play until tomorrow. 101 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,147 - Yeah. - So you ready to go? 102 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,215 - Yeah, yeah. 103 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:03,248 - You have your wallet for the-- 104 00:03:03,282 --> 00:03:04,717 ID and all that stuff for the doctors? 105 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,051 - Yeah, I do. - I think we're good to go. 106 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,385 - Awesome. - Great. Let's go to the van. 107 00:03:07,419 --> 00:03:08,487 - All right. Sweet. 108 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,457 [percussive electronic music] 109 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:12,758 ♪ ♪ 110 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,293 - How's it going, bros? 111 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:18,230 My name is PewDiePie. 112 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:21,901 Was that good? 113 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,034 That was pretty good. - That was good. 114 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:24,237 - That was amazing. 115 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,838 - All right, Felix, tell us what's going on 116 00:03:25,871 --> 00:03:27,073 in your mind right now. 117 00:03:27,105 --> 00:03:30,209 Um, being in L.A., Hollywood, it's cool. 118 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:33,378 I actually got mobbed by paparazzi when I came in. 119 00:03:33,412 --> 00:03:34,647 I don't know why. 120 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,081 - It's 'cause you're so handsome. 121 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,683 - Oh, stop it. 122 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,185 - Do they mob you-- 123 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:40,852 - You're here to, like, boost my ego, I get it. 124 00:03:40,885 --> 00:03:41,887 - No, it's true! 125 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:43,054 [laughter] 126 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:44,222 This is, like, the job of my life. 127 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:45,591 [laughter] 128 00:03:45,623 --> 00:03:47,092 [dramatic music] 129 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,128 - I love L.A. It's such a cool city. 130 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:51,129 It's so big, and I feel lost. 131 00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:52,564 I feel small. 132 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:54,333 - Well, L.A. can do that. - Well, you're not small. 133 00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:56,102 - Okay, thank you. 134 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:57,936 There's that reassuring again. 135 00:03:57,969 --> 00:03:59,604 - You're huge. - Okay. 136 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:00,673 Thank you. 137 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:02,340 - How would you assess your physical 138 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:04,242 and mental prowess right now? 139 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:06,579 - Well, everyone knows 140 00:04:06,611 --> 00:04:08,580 I got the gamer muscles going. 141 00:04:08,614 --> 00:04:10,049 - That's hot. - Pretty fit. 142 00:04:10,081 --> 00:04:13,019 I could probably run for, like, a few minutes. 143 00:04:13,051 --> 00:04:16,322 Mentally, I probably won't last very long 144 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:18,090 in stressful situations. 145 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:21,860 In a horror movie, I'm probably the first one to go. 146 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:24,230 I don't remember last time I went to a doctor. 147 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:26,164 15 years ago, maybe. 148 00:04:26,197 --> 00:04:27,399 It's been a long time. 149 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:28,533 I think it's probably good. 150 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,569 I hope we don't find anything weird. 151 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:34,774 [upbeat electronic music] 152 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,342 - Uh, the stethoscope is something that we should have 153 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,742 for Dr. Winters. 154 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:39,778 Is the heart rate monitor installed on Felix? 155 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:40,946 Okay, good. 156 00:04:40,978 --> 00:04:42,814 His heart rate has to stay below 157 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:44,783 145 beats a minute. 158 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,252 If he goes over that, 159 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:48,921 the doctor says the show is too dangerous. 160 00:04:48,954 --> 00:04:52,124 Remember, Felix thinks this is a real doctor's appointment, 161 00:04:52,156 --> 00:04:56,661 but it's actually game play. 162 00:04:56,694 --> 00:04:57,997 - What do you do when you're sick? 163 00:04:58,029 --> 00:05:00,899 - We just-- I'm a Swedish Viking. 164 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:02,300 We just man up and-- 165 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:03,802 - Yeah, you are. 166 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:06,004 - Uh... 167 00:05:06,038 --> 00:05:07,473 - You're not afraid of the doctor's, right? 168 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:08,907 - Nah. No. No, I'm good. 169 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,041 - What happens if we don't pass? 170 00:05:10,074 --> 00:05:11,576 - If we don't pass, I'm back to Sweden. 171 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,312 - Well, I mean, it's not "we." It's you. 172 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:15,381 - But I thought you guys were-- we're a team. 173 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,783 - I'm on your team. Always. - Okay. Good. 174 00:05:17,815 --> 00:05:19,584 - You're gonna be perfect. 175 00:05:19,617 --> 00:05:23,521 ♪ ♪ 176 00:05:23,555 --> 00:05:24,857 - This is the back of the hospital? 177 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,591 - Yes. - Okay. 178 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,127 That looks creepy. 179 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,962 [chuckles] What the fuck? 180 00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:31,629 Whoa. 181 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:34,133 [heartbeat pulsating] 182 00:05:34,165 --> 00:05:37,136 [tense music] 183 00:05:37,168 --> 00:05:44,476 ♪ ♪ 184 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:47,447 [indistinct announcement on PA] 185 00:05:51,115 --> 00:05:52,784 - Hello. Hi. 186 00:05:52,817 --> 00:05:54,286 I'm Kevin. 187 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:57,523 We have an appointment at 3:00 for Felix. 188 00:05:57,555 --> 00:05:59,491 - Oh, great. - Sorry we're late. 189 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:02,762 - Okay, great. - Thank you. 190 00:06:07,298 --> 00:06:08,266 - Oh, good. 191 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,268 - Hi. - Hey. 192 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,368 - Hi. - Hi. 193 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:11,403 - Hi, I'm Kathy. Are you Mr. Kjellberg? 194 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:12,471 - Nice to meet you. Felix, yeah. - Hi. 195 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:14,540 I'm your medical liaison for today. 196 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:16,341 I have some forms for you to fill out. 197 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,509 Will you-- - Okay. 198 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,043 - If you have any questions, just let me know. 199 00:06:19,076 --> 00:06:21,146 - All right. - Okay? 200 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,381 - Okay. 201 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:25,418 How do I do this? 202 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,119 - Need help? - No. I'm-- 203 00:06:27,151 --> 00:06:28,788 I think I-- Well, so far, so good. 204 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,156 - So far, so good. 205 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,158 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 206 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:33,258 - Bathroom? - Yeah. 207 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,893 - Is your name Kjellberg? 208 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,862 I think it's gonna be "no" on, like, everything. 209 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:37,862 - [giggles] 210 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,165 Well, 'cause you're perfect. 211 00:06:39,197 --> 00:06:40,298 You're like a unicorn. 212 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:43,903 - A unicorn. I like that. 213 00:06:43,935 --> 00:06:46,004 - And you're my unicorn. 214 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,372 All right, 215 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:48,673 so you want to put your name here. 216 00:06:48,706 --> 00:06:49,675 - Okay. 217 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,444 - And you--yeah. - No, I can do it. 218 00:06:51,476 --> 00:06:52,444 - Like, right here. 219 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:55,014 [heartbeat pulsating] 220 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,148 [Felix chuckles] 221 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,182 - You have the best hair I've ever seen. 222 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,184 - No, I don't. 223 00:06:58,216 --> 00:06:59,685 - [laughs] You do! 224 00:06:59,718 --> 00:07:01,787 You smell so good. - Oh, thank you. 225 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:03,656 [heartbeat pulsates rapidly] 226 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,758 - Nikki, 227 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,793 can you just let him fill it out? 228 00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:09,195 - What? 229 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,862 - It's private information. - What? He's my friend. 230 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,064 - [chuckles] 231 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:13,097 - Nikki-- - What-- 232 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,165 - Um-- - He's not your friend. 233 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:15,668 - I agree, this is private stuff. 234 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,269 - It's private stuff. - Yes. 235 00:07:17,302 --> 00:07:18,337 - You're completely messing up my-- 236 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,206 - What? - You're messing everything up. 237 00:07:20,238 --> 00:07:21,673 - All right, you know what? Come with me. 238 00:07:21,706 --> 00:07:23,041 You don't talk like that. Let's go. 239 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:26,211 - Kevin. - Yeah, well, come here. 240 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,413 - No, this is so fucked up. 241 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:29,814 You just completely ruined my whole life. 242 00:07:29,848 --> 00:07:32,084 Thanks for nothing. 243 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:34,753 No, fuck-- 244 00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:35,788 What the fuckin' A? 245 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:37,088 How the fuck am I gonna get out of here? 246 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:39,525 I don't even want to be-- Jesus. 247 00:07:39,557 --> 00:07:42,528 [tense music] 248 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,661 ♪ ♪ 249 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,363 - All right. [chuckles] 250 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:46,932 - I just didn't want her looking at you-- 251 00:07:46,964 --> 00:07:48,399 You know, it's like personal space. 252 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:49,802 - I think it was-- Oh, no. 253 00:07:53,738 --> 00:07:54,806 - I-- 254 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:56,474 I don't know if I used those words, 255 00:07:56,507 --> 00:07:57,776 but I was like-- 256 00:08:01,579 --> 00:08:02,747 - Oh, I didn't say-- 257 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,951 - I-I've given her plenty of warnings. 258 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:10,756 If it's day-- if it's day one, like that, 259 00:08:10,788 --> 00:08:15,661 I mean, what's day seven? 260 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:17,896 - Um, okay, the doctor is ready to see you. 261 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:18,898 I'll go ahead and take you right back. 262 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:19,899 Okay? - All right. 263 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:20,900 - Can we go with them and-- 264 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:22,300 - Oh, no. I'm sorry. 265 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:23,668 For patient confidentiality, 266 00:08:23,701 --> 00:08:25,670 you guys cannot go further than this room. 267 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:27,172 - All right. Good luck, man. - Thank you. 268 00:08:27,204 --> 00:08:28,339 - All right, we'll see you in a sec. 269 00:08:28,372 --> 00:08:29,675 - All right. 270 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,043 - Thank you. You too. 271 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,445 - Okay, right this way, sir. 272 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:34,846 - Okay, cool. - Yeah. 273 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:36,282 All right. 274 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,217 All right, go ahead and have a seat on that exam room table, 275 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,451 please. 276 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:42,187 - Can I put these down here? - Yeah, of course. 277 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,322 - Have a seat here? - Uh, yeah. 278 00:08:44,355 --> 00:08:46,125 All right. 279 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,793 Have you had anything to eat or drink today? 280 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:49,662 - Yeah. - All right. 281 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,632 [alarm blaring] 282 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:57,369 - Uh, it's just a-- 283 00:08:57,402 --> 00:08:58,403 it's just a code yellow. 284 00:08:58,437 --> 00:08:59,904 It's not anything to be alarmed with. 285 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:02,707 Just sometimes we have people get into restricted areas. 286 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,708 - Okay. - Yeah. 287 00:09:03,741 --> 00:09:05,209 It's been resolved. 288 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:06,679 The doctor will be in shortly. Okay? 289 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:08,246 - Sounds good. - Okay, great. 290 00:09:08,279 --> 00:09:10,216 - Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome. 291 00:09:13,217 --> 00:09:14,552 We're clear. 292 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,156 Yes, we're clear. - Okay. 293 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:22,461 - All right, 294 00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:23,729 I'm waiting for the doctor 295 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,530 and I'm alone in this room. 296 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:27,832 It's really weird. 297 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:30,501 Uh, I don't think I can film the actual thing, 298 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:32,103 but I'll tell you how it goes. 299 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,938 All right. Great. 300 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:38,843 ♪ ♪ 301 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:41,379 Right room? 302 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,514 - Hello. - Hi. 303 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:43,949 - And you are? - Felix. 304 00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:45,116 - Felix. - Yes. 305 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,352 - I am, uh-- 306 00:09:47,385 --> 00:09:48,553 I'm Dr. Winters. 307 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:50,121 - Okay. - Yeah. 308 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,656 How are you today? 309 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:52,958 - I'm good. - Yeah. 310 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,960 And you are here for? 311 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,895 - My exam. 312 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,463 - Physical exam? - Physical exam. Yeah. 313 00:09:58,496 --> 00:10:00,164 - Your physical exam? Okay, great. 314 00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:01,567 Everything regular with you? 315 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,135 Everything is good? - Yeah. 316 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,437 - Yeah. - How are you? 317 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,805 - I'm--I'm doing pretty well. 318 00:10:06,837 --> 00:10:08,774 It's been quite a day, as-- - Okay. 319 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:10,743 - Yeah, yeah. 320 00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:12,944 [heartbeat pulsating rapidly] 321 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:16,481 Um, so-- 322 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:17,482 can you look up? 323 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:20,151 Up. And open your mouth. 324 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,853 Stick out your tongue. 325 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:22,987 Good. 326 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,189 L-looks very good. 327 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:26,524 Have you been eating well? 328 00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,460 - Uh, trying to. 329 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,795 - Looks good. - Thank you. 330 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:30,828 - Yeah, it looks good. 331 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:31,963 You been healthy? 332 00:10:31,996 --> 00:10:33,598 - I try. - Yeah. 333 00:10:33,631 --> 00:10:36,568 [alarm blaring] 334 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:38,703 - What is that? 335 00:10:38,736 --> 00:10:40,304 - Um, 336 00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:42,173 I'm not exactly sure, 337 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,610 but I should probably go 338 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,011 take a look at something. 339 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:49,014 - Okay. 340 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,750 - I will need a little bit of blood and fluids from you, 341 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:54,119 so I'll be right back with-- with some of that. 342 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:55,320 - Okay. - Okay. All right. 343 00:10:55,352 --> 00:10:58,389 Okay. Okay, I'll be back. 344 00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:01,092 Don't move. - Uh-huh. 345 00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:06,230 - Yeah. Give me just a couple minutes. 346 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:08,533 - All right, hey, Mr. Kjellberg, how you doing? 347 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,735 - Good. How are you? 348 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,370 - All right. Sorry about the delay. 349 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:13,806 Couldn't find my coat. I'm Dr. Winters. 350 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,241 - What's that? - I'm Dr. Winters. How are you? 351 00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:17,543 - Good. - Good. 352 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:18,811 All right, uh, 353 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,047 just here for a regular insurance checkup, right? 354 00:11:23,981 --> 00:11:25,483 All right, how are you feeling? 355 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,019 - Weirded out. [chuckles] 356 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:28,120 - How do you feel, medically? 357 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:30,188 - Oh, uh, fine. - Yeah? 358 00:11:30,221 --> 00:11:31,389 Let me check your heart. 359 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:33,926 All right, breathe in. 360 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:35,426 [heartbeat pulsating rapidly] 361 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,929 Let it out. 362 00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:38,230 Okay, your heart's beating kind of fast. 363 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,432 Anything bothering you? 364 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:43,999 What--you've got a rapid heartbeat. 365 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,037 - Yeah, I don't know. I had a really weird day. 366 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,839 - A weird day? - Yeah. 367 00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:48,306 - Just today? - Yeah. 368 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:52,043 - Oh, Mr. Kjellberg, you been playing in my sticks? 369 00:11:52,076 --> 00:11:53,511 - [laughs] 370 00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:56,280 No, there was another guy who came in before you. 371 00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:57,381 - Um... 372 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,183 there was another guy that came in before me? 373 00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:01,120 - Yeah, and a girl. 374 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,788 - Okay. 375 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:04,789 Open mouth, please. Tongue out. 376 00:12:04,822 --> 00:12:07,158 - Okay. - "Ah." 377 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:08,192 "Ah." - Ah. 378 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:09,660 - Just look up. 379 00:12:09,693 --> 00:12:12,630 No, keep your mouth open. Okay. 380 00:12:12,663 --> 00:12:14,633 Do me another favor. Sit up tall. 381 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,068 - Oh. - Oh, that's the guy. 382 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,802 - Hi. 383 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:18,803 - Hello and-- 384 00:12:18,836 --> 00:12:20,038 - Dr. Winters. 385 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:21,306 Uh, have you seen the patient already? 386 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:22,374 - Uh, yes. 387 00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:23,542 I'm sorry, what are you doing here? 388 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:25,511 - I'm doing a follow-up consult. 389 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,044 Uh, Mr. Kjellberg, is this the man 390 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:28,045 that you saw before? 391 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,213 - Uh-huh. 392 00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:30,481 - He's the doctor that you saw before? 393 00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:32,049 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 394 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:33,851 Um, let me just ask you 395 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:37,456 a few questions about what you and he had gone over. 396 00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,456 You are-- 397 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,892 - Going to take some fluid samples. 398 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:41,225 - Gonna take some fluid samples. Okay. 399 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:42,528 - Send it off to the lab, yeah. - Okay, that's fine. 400 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,797 Did you have any diagnosis that you thought 401 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,465 about his original exam? 402 00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:47,533 - Uh, he's--he's-- 403 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,033 [buzzer sounds] 404 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,602 - All right. All right. 405 00:12:51,635 --> 00:12:53,004 I just want-- 406 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,406 - Ahh! 407 00:12:54,438 --> 00:12:55,774 No! 408 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:56,774 Don't touch me! 409 00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:57,775 - Drop the needle! 410 00:12:57,808 --> 00:12:59,544 - Okay, I'm cool. I'm cool. 411 00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:02,581 [grunting] 412 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,551 - Larry, Larry, calm down! 413 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,185 Calm down. - Wah! 414 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,555 - Calm down, Larry. 415 00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:11,756 - Sorry, Mr. Kjellberg. 416 00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,692 It's just one of the hazards 417 00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:14,960 of working in this kind of facility. 418 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,628 Unfortunately, sometimes people wander off 419 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:18,062 where they shouldn't wander off. 420 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,832 He's actually wearing my coat. 421 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:21,833 He's not a doctor. 422 00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,201 He's actually a patient here. 423 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,503 - Oh. - So I apologize. 424 00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:26,304 Did he touch you? - Yeah. 425 00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,906 - Did he do anything inappropriate? 426 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,442 - No. 427 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:31,743 He came for-- 428 00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:33,846 like, he wanted to take blood or whatever. 429 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,413 - Okay, he didn't stick you with anything, did he? 430 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,514 - No. 431 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:37,548 No, no, no. - Okay. 432 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:38,549 Sorry you had to experience that. 433 00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:39,584 - Yeah. 434 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:40,686 - I know you're doing the psych today, 435 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:41,920 so let me see if Dr. Callahan is ready for you 436 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:42,954 and then I'll come back and get you. 437 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,523 All right. 438 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:45,958 If something like that happens again, 439 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,125 that red button is there. 440 00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,094 - Okay. 441 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,004 Okay, I'm still doing the exam. 442 00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:02,975 I have no idea what the fuck is going on. 443 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,410 American hospitals are fucking weird, all right? 444 00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:08,413 [man shouting and grunting] 445 00:14:08,446 --> 00:14:10,649 - This day is so weird. 446 00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,984 - All right, you all set? - Are we good? 447 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,285 - I think we're good. - Oh, great. 448 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:14,952 - Dr. Callahan is ready for you. - I'm good to go. 449 00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:17,422 Oh, it's here? - Dr. C? 450 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:18,624 - Hi. - This is Mr. Kjellberg. 451 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:19,825 - Hey. - Mr. Kjellberg, Dr. Callahan. 452 00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:22,460 - How are you, Mr. Cambridge? - Cambridge? 453 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,896 Kjellberg. - Kjellberg. Thank you. 454 00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:25,463 I'm sorry. - "Shellberg." I apologize. 455 00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:26,899 - Oh, it's fine. No worries. - I'll leave you guys to it. 456 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,866 - Have a seat. - All right, thank you. 457 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,869 - Basically, I'm just gonna show you some images... 458 00:14:30,902 --> 00:14:32,037 - Okay. 459 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,805 - And think of it as kind of free association. 460 00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:35,006 - Uh-huh. 461 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,307 - I'm gonna take you through some screens 462 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,310 and ask you your opinion on what you see. 463 00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:40,177 - Uh-huh. 464 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,246 - What do you think of when you see that first image? 465 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:44,216 Is it on your screen? - Yes. 466 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:46,718 Uh, looks like a devil. 467 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,654 A head of a devil. - Hmm. 468 00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:51,689 That's interesting. 469 00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:53,658 And now I'm gonna have you 470 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,561 actually pick one of the two words that's on the screen 471 00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:58,263 that speaks to you. 472 00:14:58,296 --> 00:14:59,364 - Okay. 473 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:00,766 - Pain or healing? 474 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:03,168 - That's pain. 475 00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:08,407 - I'm gonna let you know that 476 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,609 that particular answer concerns me, 477 00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:12,711 but we'll deal with that another time. 478 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,980 - Okay. 479 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:17,749 - Weapon or utensil? 480 00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:20,985 - Weapon? 481 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,653 - There's no blood on there. 482 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,755 It's just a knife. 483 00:15:24,788 --> 00:15:29,293 - It looks-- looks placed weird. 484 00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:31,429 - I'll take weapon. - Okay. 485 00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:32,863 - How are you feeling right now? 486 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,567 - Strange. - Interesting. 487 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,537 [heartbeat pulsating rapidly] 488 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,942 When you see this image, 489 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,778 are you not afraid, which would be a zero or a one, 490 00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:52,283 all the way up to very afraid and concerned to a ten? 491 00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,119 - Five. 492 00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,455 - Five. - Mm-hmm. 493 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,458 [eerie music] 494 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,826 ♪ ♪ 495 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,095 I'm gonna go with a-- 496 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,562 - I-I know it's difficult, 497 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,432 but I kind of need you to really get into the mode 498 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:08,800 of what you're seeing here. 499 00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:10,868 - Um, three. 500 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,771 - Interesting. 501 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,706 You're finished. 502 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,243 How do you feel? - All right. 503 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,443 - Interesting, isn't it? 504 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:20,644 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 505 00:16:20,677 --> 00:16:23,215 Okay, anything you want to tell me? 506 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,449 - Anything I want to tell you? 507 00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:26,150 - Yeah. 508 00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,151 - Um... 509 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:31,423 ♪ ♪ 510 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:32,423 No? 511 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:33,792 - Okay, well, my work is done here. 512 00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,860 Someone else will be in right away to check on you. 513 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:36,861 Good luck. 514 00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:41,566 ♪ ♪ 515 00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,136 [alarm blaring] 516 00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:47,105 [man shouting] 517 00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,776 - All right. 518 00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:52,510 You should-- - Get out of here! 519 00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,011 - Okay, okay, okay. 520 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,780 - Poison me? - What is that? 521 00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:58,750 Dude, okay. - I'm gonna poison them. 522 00:16:58,783 --> 00:16:59,750 [buzzer sounding] 523 00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:03,487 Stay here! Oh! 524 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,023 Sorry. Sorry. 525 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,995 Are you with me? 526 00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:12,263 Help me. 527 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,165 Stand up. Stand up. Stand up and help me. 528 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,634 Stand up. 529 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,437 - Just-- put that down. 530 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,441 [alarm beeping] 531 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:24,208 - They're trying to hurt me. 532 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,876 They poison my brain. 533 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,980 They play games with me. 534 00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:30,581 No! Get back! 535 00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:33,184 [yelling indistinctly] 536 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,719 I'm not going with you! - Calm down. 537 00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,253 - I'm not going with you! - Take a breath. 538 00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,256 - Calm down. - Take a breath. 539 00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,357 There. Calm down. Calm down. - Are you okay? 540 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,461 Take a seat. Take a seat, buddy. 541 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:43,761 Take a seat. 542 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,730 - Turn over! Turn over! - Hold him down. 543 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:48,232 Did he touch you? 544 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,035 - Yeah. No? 545 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,635 - Where? - No. 546 00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:54,038 I'm good. 547 00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:55,606 - You get any of his stuff on you? 548 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,008 - No. 549 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,743 - You got him? 550 00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:03,582 [heartbeat pulsating] 551 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:04,883 - Get in the other chair. 552 00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:06,317 Get in the other chair. 553 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,186 Get in the other chair now! 554 00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,122 [alarm beeping] 555 00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:12,156 Clear the hallway! 556 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,125 Everyone clear the hall! 557 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,627 Clear the hall! 558 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,829 - What the fuck? 559 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,865 - Nurses, back to your stations. 560 00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:21,232 Clear the hallway. 561 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,169 Did you get any of this biohazard material on you, sir? 562 00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:25,237 - I don't think so. 563 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,437 - Are you sure? 564 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,905 Okay, can you please stand up? 565 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,509 Are you feeling dizzy or lightheaded? 566 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,810 - No. - Can you hear me, sir? 567 00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,712 - Yes. - Are you feeling nauseous? 568 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,413 - I don't think so. 569 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:37,414 - See. 570 00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,018 You're incredibly dilated here. 571 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,586 - It's probably jet lag. 572 00:18:41,618 --> 00:18:43,821 - Did you get any vapor in your nose 573 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:44,890 while he was in here? 574 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,358 - No. - Are you sure? 575 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,826 - No. - Okay. 576 00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:52,530 I need you to blow out through your nostrils really hard. 577 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:53,532 - [laughs] What? 578 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,533 - I need you to blow out 579 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,534 through your nostrils-- 580 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,535 - Where? - Right here. 581 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,536 Just into my hand. 582 00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:58,603 Just do it, sir. 583 00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:01,205 Do it! 584 00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:03,441 - [laughs] I can't do it. 585 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,476 - Sir, I don't want to be the Texas Ebola nurse. 586 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:06,478 Come on, hurry! - Okay. 587 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,479 - Hurry! 588 00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:09,813 [exhaling sharply] 589 00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:11,615 Okay, other side. - The other one? 590 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:13,817 - Other side. 591 00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:16,087 [exhaling sharply] 592 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,423 - Are we good? 593 00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:19,757 - Okay, we need a shower. Let's go. 594 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:20,991 - Shower? - Yes. 595 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:22,661 We need to do a chemical rinse right now, sir. 596 00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:24,361 Right this way. Come on. 597 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:27,531 Clear the hall! Clear the hall! 598 00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:29,534 All right, right this way. 599 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:32,636 I-I think you actually have some blood matter on your shoe, sir. 600 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,339 - Yes. - Okay, under the hood. 601 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,608 Under that orange hood right there, sir. 602 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,375 Okay. All right, ready? 603 00:19:38,409 --> 00:19:39,778 - No. 604 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,645 What is going on? 605 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:44,615 [alarm beeping] 606 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:48,987 - All right. 607 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,788 How are you feeling? 608 00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,122 - I don't know. 609 00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:53,657 - How many fingers am I holding up? 610 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,026 - Two fingers. 611 00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:56,927 - Okay, very good. - Yes. 612 00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:58,296 - All right, come have a seat. 613 00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,463 Have a seat, sir. 614 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:01,199 Okay, I'm gonna go and get the doctor, okay? 615 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:02,800 You sit tight. Okay? 616 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,769 [dramatic music] 617 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,106 - I don't-- 618 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,208 What the-- 619 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,211 [jazzy music] 620 00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:15,413 ♪ ♪ 621 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:16,981 - All right, Mr. "Kellberg." - It's "Shellberg." 622 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,383 - Follow me. - Can I go? 623 00:20:18,415 --> 00:20:19,583 - I think we're good. 624 00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:21,552 - All right, nice to meet you, Mr. Kjellberg. 625 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:26,191 - Thank you. - Have a good one. 626 00:20:26,223 --> 00:20:28,559 - Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 627 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:31,196 Dr. Davis, telephone call, please. 628 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,529 - What happened? 629 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,566 - What? 630 00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:37,668 There's a guy and-- I don't know. 631 00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:38,970 ♪ ♪ 632 00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:40,871 American hospitals, man. 633 00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:43,107 - They had patients who are in restricted areas? 634 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,043 Like, what the fuck is that? 635 00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,144 - They even mentioned Ebola, 636 00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:47,745 and I'm like, "What the fuck?" 637 00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:50,281 I'm pretty sure I don't have Ebola. 638 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,283 All right. 639 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,683 This fucking thing on my shoe. 640 00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,687 [dramatic music] 641 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,490 ♪ ♪ 642 00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:01,091 I just--just want to go. 643 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,160 [engine turns over, car starts] 644 00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:03,662 I want to go home. 645 00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:06,798 - All right, so let's talk about the day. 646 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:07,798 - [laughs] 647 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:08,967 Well, first, the girl-- 648 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,201 - Hey! 649 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,136 What you trying to run me over for? 650 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,138 - Get out of here! 651 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,306 [glass shatters] 652 00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:15,606 What's wrong with you? 653 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,775 Get out of here! 654 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:18,175 - Just pull away, man. 655 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:21,413 - I'll sue your ass! - You're not gonna sue nothing. 656 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,115 - Hey, bitch! I'll sue you guys. 657 00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:26,483 - Whoa. Jeez. - Back up. 658 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:29,354 - Okay. All right. - Hey, whoa, whoa. 659 00:21:29,386 --> 00:21:31,121 - Hey, what the fuck is going on? 660 00:21:31,154 --> 00:21:34,291 - Um, all right. 661 00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:37,761 - Get out of here! What the fuck? Get out! 662 00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:38,763 [alarm beeping] 663 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:40,699 What the fuck? 664 00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:42,433 - Go! - Can we drive? 665 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,601 - Get in the car! 666 00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,537 - Lock the door. - Hey, all you guys. 667 00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:47,004 I'm gonna sue you, dude. 668 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:48,373 [tires squeal] 669 00:21:48,405 --> 00:21:49,807 - Is this, like, a bad neighborhood? 670 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,810 [dramatic music] 671 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,212 - Can you believe that? - Oh, my God. 672 00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:57,582 - This is supposed to be part of the thing, right? 673 00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:59,784 - What thing? - That we're doing tomorrow. 674 00:21:59,817 --> 00:22:01,452 - Is this part of it? 675 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,589 - This was just the intro and the psych test. 676 00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:06,024 - What about Nikki? 677 00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:08,159 - No, she was supposed to be on for the whole production, 678 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:09,426 but she's gone. 679 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,394 - [laughs] 680 00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:13,365 [heartbeat pulsating rapidly] 681 00:22:16,032 --> 00:22:17,668 Weirdest day ever. 682 00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:21,338 [chuckles] 683 00:22:21,372 --> 00:22:23,375 All right, I think I passed the exam. 684 00:22:23,407 --> 00:22:24,408 It's been a long day. 685 00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:26,176 It's been really weird, 686 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,980 but it's over for now, 687 00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:32,282 and I'm gonna go and sleep for tomorrow, 688 00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:34,251 'cause then we're doing-- 689 00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:36,388 I don't even know. 690 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:37,889 [chuckles] 691 00:22:37,922 --> 00:22:41,093 But as always, stay awesome, bros. 692 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:46,196 [eerie music] 693 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:50,868 ♪ ♪ 694 00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:51,970 How's it going? 695 00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:54,705 I'm here in L.A., dancing it up. 696 00:22:54,739 --> 00:22:56,408 Yeah. 697 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,409 And then left. 698 00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:59,043 [jazzy music] 699 00:22:59,076 --> 00:23:00,044 Then move. 700 00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:04,883 ♪ ♪ 46007

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