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♪♪

Ragnar! Ragnar! Ragnar!

Ragnar! Ragnar! Ragnar!

Ragnar! Ragnar!

My little turdballs.

- Turdballs! Yeah! - My little scumbuckets!

Squeeze them good, but good.

I've figured out how to access their computers...

Huh?

...and re-channel radioactive waste

so it goes from Diablo Canyon

into their drinking water.

Poison the water supply!

I'm gonna poison their water supply!

For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!

Poison! Poison! Poison!

How are we going to do this?

With all of the info we have crammed

onto our little computer disk.

Our own little RAM-K.

RAM-K! RAM-K! RAM-K!

But there's a slight glitch. Someone has stolen our disc.

No! No! No!

Yes.

Who did you give the disc to?

I'll never tell you.

What's his name?

What's his name?

Stargrove.

Stargrove!

The finger!

The finger! The finger!

The finger! The finger! The finger!

The finger! The finger!

Not the finger, Velvet!

Please don't kill me.

Next time, sweetheart,

be careful who you choose as your lovers.

Please--

Get me Stargrove!

I want Stargrove!

Okay, Stargrove, let's see that new routine. Come on.

All right, more lift now. More lift.

♪ You feel like you're takin'♪

♪ The world on your shoulders ♪

♪ Are ya feeling like robbing out? ♪

Let's see some height, Stargrove.

All right, try it again.

Lift. More lift. Good.

♪ Feeling adventurous ♪

♪ Then you must ♪ ♪ Put your trust ♪

♪ Not in a stranger ♪

♪ Playin' your own game ♪

♪ Tough enough, stayin' rough ♪

♪ Do it your own way ♪

♪ Keepin' your own sound ♪ ♪ That you found ♪

♪ Goin' down ♪ ♪ Playin' like you play ♪

♪ But all that you find, boy ♪ ♪ Is all that you got ♪

♪ Who knows what you'll find ♪ ♪ You may like it or not ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ Runnin' through a danger zone ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ Flying like you've never flown ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪ ♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ Runnin' through a danger zone ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪ ♪ Are you gonna stand alone? ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪ ♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ You feel like you're takin' ♪

♪ The world on your shoulders ♪

♪ You're just a Robin Hood ♪

♪ Makin' good ♪ ♪ Where you could ♪

♪ You're one of the soldiers ♪

♪ Faster than lightning ♪

♪ Nothing can strike you ♪

♪ You got the good stuff ♪

♪ Tough enough, stay rough ♪

♪ There's no one like you ♪

♪ Who knows what you'll find ♪ ♪ You may like it or not ♪

♪ But all that you find, boy ♪ ♪ Is all that you got ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ Flying like you've never flown ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪

♪ Runnin' through a danger zone ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪ ♪ Are you gonna stand alone? ♪

♪ Stargrove ♪ ♪ Stargrove ♪

That was-- That was great.

Thank you, sir.

Okay.

Tom, let's work on that triple. Real tight.

Hang on.

I'm gonna knock it off, Coach.

I have a test next period, all right?

Come on, Tom! Form!

Why don't you try something a little more manly, Stargrove?

Like wrestling. We can teach ya.

Hey, what's this?

I think I'll leave the wrestling to you fools.

Uh, 3-4-1.

Ethyl carbon radicals...

Go from carbon... four.

Cool, Cliff! That watch thing worked like a charm.

I keep on telling you, Lance, my stuff is for real.

It works!

Now, what is that thing you've been workin' on up in the room?

It smells like gasoline or something.

The fire blazer,

a combination of explosive lasers,

sling, and some petrol.

You put too much of one ingredient,

it could blow the whole dorm up.

That's nice, Cliff.

This one's really finished.

It's bubble gum.

It's a miniature bugging device.

Okay, you chew it up,

place it anywhere.

Oh, that's cool. Here, let me have this.

Go ahead, add it to your collection of gadgets.

Thanks, Cliff.

Cliff,

where'd you get this white chocolate bar

with almonds?

Oh, I forgot to tell ya.

Your dad sent you a care package.

Oh, that's nice.

You didn't forget to open it, though, did ya?

You know, uh, one for all, all for one?

Yeah, nice.

Your dad still troubleshooting for oil companies?

What else?

Where has he been shooting lately? Libya?

I don't know.

I don't ask him much, and he doesn't volunteer,

all right?

At ease, men. It's not a raid.

Cliff, are your folks coming for parents' day tomorrow?

'Natch, they're gourmets.

They look forward every year to that famous Dunbar Dog stew

you serve at lunch.

Hey, great.

I’ll mark 'em down for second helpings.

Lance?

I don't suppose your dad's coming.

Actually, he is.

He is? Uh, that-- that's great.

I've always wanted to meet him.

And with any luck at all,

he'll see you win the gymnastics meet.

Carry on, men.

I'll be damned.

We're really gonna see the mystery man?

Cliff, I ask you,

is this the face you'd see at a stupid parent's day?

♪♪

Let's move it. I'm running late for an appointment.

Hot date on hold, Stargrove?

Keep it tight, Lance.

I'll be okay, Coach.

You've got about an hour. Did you work out the kinks?

-Yeah. -All right.

Where's Uncle Sam sending us today?

Believe it or not,

to babysit the Department of Water and Power.

Someone have a leaky toilet?

No, we're gonna flush out Ragnar.

I must be slow today.

I don't understand how this threatens

apple pie and mother.

Welcome to the club.

Meters.

Uh, 348.

Our magic number.

If my source really is a source, we'll do it right here.

C4, please.

Thank you.

Take some cover, boys.

Bloody hell.

Anybody for going home?

Showtime, citizens.

Follow the leader.

♪♪

Seems I have a problem.

A fatal one.

Are you okay?

What the hell?

What happened? What hit me?

Carruthers, he's gone over.

Come on, let's get outta here.

It's crazy to go ahead.

That bastard would have warned them.

So they’ll be overconfident.

One of these days,

your luck's gonna run out on you, Stargrove.

That's a given.

Hey, listen, he probably just got stuck in traffic

and couldn't get to a phone.

He's always stuck in traffic.

♪♪

Go get 'em, Lance!

I think we're having a disco nightmare.

Behind me!

Get out of here! I’ll cover!

Aha!

Sit down! Sit down!

Take a break! No more nasty play.

A program disc was stolen from me, Stargrove.

I believe you've got it.

Oh, come on. This is stupid.

You're right, very stupid.

Assuming, of course, you wanna see your son.

What kind of designer drug are you on?

How is Lance involved here?

You know, oddly enough, I wasn't sure he was, until now.

Lance hasn't got a clue about my work.

Nor did his mother, but that didn't save her.

You bastard.

You're threatening to kill Lance.

I'm not threatening, sweetie.

I'm promising to kill him unless I get that disc.

All right.

I'm afraid you've hit me in my only soft spot.

The disc is surprisingly close at hand,

as a matter of fact.

Freeze! Up and down him.

Left breast.

♪♪

Here she comes.

Stargrove, Stargrove.

Water, water, everywhere

and not a drop to drink.

Do you know what I mean?

- No. - You don't? Aw.

Peculiar, because that's what this is all about.

Ragnar, I've lost too much blood for your games.

Sweetheart, you're about to lose a lot more.

♪♪

Heavenly Father,

I believe that in your wisdom and justice,

your will to purify all persons who die without having attained

the state that they need for all eternity,

all who have still to expiate completely

the sins committed on earth.

I also believe that you have mercifully arranged

that this process of purification be aided

by the prayers of the living, especially the Eucharist.

Help me to pray for my brothers and sisters

who have departed from this world.

May their time of purification be short

and they be quickly guided into that holy light

promised by our Lord to Abraham and his descendants.

I offer you sacrifices and prayers of praise.

Accept them for...

Associates of your father's, I imagine.

You imagine, huh?

Although I was your father's lawyer, Lance,

I didn't know all the people he worked with.

Yes, Mr. Arliss, that's what you keep telling me.

Name is Danja Deering.

She another one of those associates

that you don't know anything about?

I overheard one of the people call her by name.

Pop did all right.

I doubt it was like that, Lance.

Your providence guides our lives

and by your command we return to dust.

♪♪

I pray for the dead especially.

May those who have been dear to me in life

find a place in your heaven.

Lord, those who die still live in your presence,

their lives change, but do not vanish.

I pray and hope for my family, relatives, and friends,

for all the dead and lonely people...

in company with Christ, who died and now live.

May they rejoice in your presence,

all our fears and questions...

God Our Father, your power brings us to worship,

to praise together again as one family,

to sing your praises forever.

Amen.

The money's in a custodian account that your

Aunt Hillary and I will manage until you're 21 years old.

You're not rich,

but you’ll never be on food stamps either,

and, of course, that doesn't take into account

your farm up in Ojai.

What farm?

It's your father's retreat.

Didn't he, uh, ever mention that?

The deed and whatnot.

I don't believe the way my father died, Mr. Arliss.

You saw the police report, Lance.

He lost control of the car, hit a freeway bridge.

Bullshit.

I beg your pardon, Lance?

My father didn't work for any oil company, all right?

Who, pray tell, did he work for?

I really don't care right now.

You're upset, Lance. It's natural.

Trying to find some justification

for a senseless tragedy.

You guys make me sick.

Let me off up here.

Doesn't make any sense. What's "Fuckinever"?

Yeah. What does anymore?

Would you believe I'm a farmer?

You're kidding.

No, I'm not kidding. I own a farm.

1250 El Sacodi, Santa Ynez.

Well, what's it like?

I'll let you know.

Whoa.

Come here.

♪♪

Mm, feel good?

Feels nice, doesn't it?

♪♪

Whoever you are, I’d crawl back under your rock if I were you.

I really would.

I have a nasty temper.

Hands above your head!

Hit the deck.

I said hit the deck!

Do it! Now.

Face down.

Spread eagle on the floor, freak.

Eat shit.

What do you want?

Fork over some RAM-K, bitch, or we'll tenderize your butt.

What?

The disc! The disc! Gimme the disc!

Fuck you, warp-face!

Maybe we warp you first,

then we get the disc.

Hey. What's going on here?

Blackstar, fly!

♪♪

Get outta here! It's gonna blow!

What the hell did I inherit?

The name Stargrove.

Hey, what the hell's going on here?

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

People are trying to kill you. And me.

Like in permanent dead, you know?

Don't worry about it.

We're safe for the meantime.

Oh, safe for the meantime.

Yeah.

Who were those guys in the barn?

Who-- Who are you guys? What's goin' on?

Relax.

What's going on here?

You're not in his little picture gallery.

Those were just his playthings.

Our relationship was professional.

Yeah, right.

♪♪

Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

Hey, come here. Help me out.

What, are you afraid of me?

Or just afraid, period?

No, I’m not afraid.

Try again, I'm not afraid.

I'm sorry.

I understand.

No sympathy, please.

Listen,

I promise you, I'm gonna do everything I can

to find out what happened to your daddy.

Will it bring him back?

No.

So thanks, but no thanks, all right?

I don't get it.

Don't you care about your father?

Yeah!

Almost as much as he cared about me.

Excuse me.

I thought I saw a different Stargrove

back at the barn.

I was obviously mistaken, huh?

What is it?

What's going on?

♪♪

Stay here, okay?

What?

It's nobody. He's just a friend.

Thank God you're all right.

That barn looks like it was hit by lightning.

What happened?

We had visitors.

Visitors? What were they after?

A disc.

The elusive disc. Damn.

Thimble, thimble, who's got the thimble?

I don't suppose you took any prisoners

we could check out?

A pair of crazies wired to the eyeballs.

It didn't seem the thing to do at the time.

All right.

Any idea who could be behind this?

Ragnar.

Ragnar?

The hermaphrodite?

Half man, half woman?

I thought he disappeared years ago.

Yeah, well, he's reappeared and guess what?

He's performing a night club act and getting rave reviews

at a place called The Incinerator.

Hmm, sounds like fun. Why don't you clock him?

Just what I had in mind.

♪♪

Who was that man in the Mercedes?

Associate of my father's?

Yeah. I have to go out now.

I'm sure you're gonna be safe,

because nobody's coming back here tonight.

Where you goin'?

A quiet little place for a nightcap.

Want some company?

No!

You stay here... and be good.

♪ It's too hot for you baby ♪

♪ There's mountain bikers and a midnight moon ♪

♪ Is it too hot for ya? ♪

♪ Well, is it much too hot ♪

♪ Like it or not ♪

♪ When you feel the heat ♪

♪ You're gonna like it a lot ♪

♪ And there ain't no way ♪

♪ You're gonna hear me say ♪

♪ That it's much too hot ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

♪ And we don't give a huff about you ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

Some quiet little place.

What are you doing here?

Same thing you're doing here.

Go home, okay?

I don't have a home. Okay?

♪ Like it or not ♪

♪ When you feel the beat ♪ ♪ You're gonna like it a lot ♪

♪ Well, it's much too hot ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

♪ And we don't give a huff about you ♪

♪ Gonna fire, fire up the night ♪

You guys need another round?

So what'll it be?

How 'bout a lube job?

Ooh, I think I'm falling in love.

If the grease is for you, honey, I'm buying.

Excuse me, can I cut in here, please?

Must you? What'll it be?

A Bloody Mary and a cigar.

Treat him good, bitch, or I'll rip your eyes out.

Velvet! Velvet! Velvet! Velvet! Velvet!

♪♪

♪ It takes a man like me ♪ ♪ To be a woman like me ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Can you guess what I am? ♪

♪ Do you believe what you see? ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Well, is this a dream ♪

♪ Or can I be for real? ♪

♪ Well, if you doubt yourself ♪ ♪ I can let you feel ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

Revolting, isn't he?

Yes.

Yeah, well, it's possible he killed your father.

I thought my father's death was an accident.

I thought you said you didn't care about the truth.

Come on, don't throw a statement out there like that

and leave me hanging! What?

Why the sudden concern?

He may have been a bastard, but the guy was my father.

-He wasn't a bastard! -He was too!

He screwed everything he touched!

My mother, me, and, obviously, you.

♪ I've got no manners ♪

♪ I'm not too clean ♪

♪ You know what I like ♪ ♪ If you know what I mean ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

Honey, they're all the same.

Quit while you're ahead.

♪ But I know who I am ♪

♪ So just don’t forget ♪

♪ 'Cause what you see, baby ♪

♪ Is what you get ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪♪

May I help you?

Yeah, I, um--

Well, I have tapes of all your shows,

and I was wondering if I could get an autographed picture

to take back to school.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Le Rag adores her fans.

Especially such a yummy one!

Who should I make this out to?

To Bill.

To Bill. Ooh.

I know you from someplace.

I don't think so.

Oh, I know I do.

I'd never forget those eyes.

What they do to my spine!

Sweetheart, would you mind getting me the ink

that's on the table over there?

-Sure. -Good.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Stargrove!

I'm sorry, should that name mean something to me?

Mmm.

My mistake, Billy.

Autograph?

To Billy,

with love, Velvet.

Trade a wet kiss for this?

Another time, thanks.

Aw.

Good-bye, Billy.

Bye, Velvet.

Oh?

Ah!

Hmm.

Ow!

Son of a bitch.

Hey, now, what we got here, huh?

Hey, it's a Yamaha 250.

That's nice. Wow.

You must be the owner.

Ah!

Who bought it for ya?

Mommy?

Or Daddy?

I gotta go home or I'm grounded, so if you’ll excuse me,

-I'm just gonna... -Oh, yeah, you're excused.

Cliff, wake up!

I need to borrow your road bike, man.

At three a.m.?

I was almost blown up tonight.

I think some bitch named Danja Deering knows why.

Thanks. You probably won't see it again.

♪♪

Hello?

Carruthers here.

All right, we've got a lead on Ragnar's hideout.

I want you to stay on Highway 138 North

and take the Bolton Dam cutoff.

Got it.

♪♪

Yeehaw!

Whoo!

Grab him, doll face!

Duck!

Pattycake, Pattycake!

That's it!

Ah!

I'm sorry.

I was wrong about you.

Fine.

Get in.

Hey, my bike!

What the hell are you trying to do,

get yourself killed or something?

Hey, cool it, lady. I can take care of myself.

-Like hell you can! -Don't worry about it.

Damn you.

Your daddy was much more than just a partner to me.

What he did for me and my family was much more

than any human being could possibly expect

from anybody.

So for him, I've got to keep you safe.

And that means keeping you away from me,

whether you like it or not.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Good.

♪♪

Shit!

Danja!

Let me go!

Danja!

Let me--

Come on!

Danja!

Stargrove!

Let me go!

♪♪

Danja!

Nancy boy, where's the disc?

♪ This is the way we wash your face ♪

♪ Wash your face, wash your face ♪

Where'd your scumbag prodigy father

hide the RAM-K?

Make him bleed.

Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed!

Beat him up!

Would baby like a little baby tomato?

Make him eat it, Minkie.

Don't call me Minkie!

-I'm the boss! -I'm the boss!

Hey! Hey!

Where you going, Lancelot?

After you.

Let's go.

It's the scumbag Junior!

The human broom!

Nancy-wancy don't look so good.

Nancy-wancy don't remember so good.

-RAM-K! -Disc!

If you don't tell us, we're gonna pulverize you.

The Human Broom!

Hey, Lancy-wancy.

Hey, Lancy-wancy, we all know what we did to your

bitch-like Ganja-Danja, huh?

Huh?

I love it! I love it!

You're such a pussy.

Hurty-durty little prawn?

Nancy-wancy.

He's gonna meet the maggots.

♪♪

Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

The spineless worm wants to play, huh?

Wanna kiss my whip, huh? Come on!

I got him, Vince!

Get outta my way!

Fuck you, meat. Come on!

Come on!

Let's go, Minkie.

No, no! No, no!

You're next, fat boy!

Where's the girl?

Sh-- she's in jail. Jail!

Cut the crap! What jail? Come on!

She's in our jail.

There's a casting plant, uh, down--

All right.

Thank you.

Come on!

Let's go!

Get moving!

Name's not scumbag, it's Stargrove!

Lance Stargrove.

♪♪

♪♪

Lance!

Cliff!

Is that any way to treat your friends?

What the hell are you doin' here?

I came to help!

And I'm fully prepared.

Look at this! I got the fire blazer...

and it's improved, and it works!

Crazy nut.

Hey, come take a look at my new bike.

Where'd you get the money from?

I billed it to your credit card.

I gotta find this disc.

You mean the one that your father sent?

You got it?

Sure. Remember? All for one, one for all.

Cliff, where is it?

It's right here in the bike.

I built a special compartment for it--

Wait a minute!

Fuckin A!

What is this place?

Some troubleshooter.

My pop was more like a one-man army.

All right. Gotta find Danja.

We need all this to find Danja?

Hey, who's Danja?

All right, Cliff, what's on the disc?

Well, as far as I can tell,

it's an encrypted access for poking a system,

in this case, the city water supply.

And seeing that you're

talking rechanneling radioactive waste

and the disc is the key data link--

Cliff, will you just speak English?

All right now,

what could they do with this disc?

Poison the entire city water supply forever.

We're hot.

Exhaust from Diablo Canyon coming in.

Around F3, where the red starts turning into the blue main.

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

He squared us real good, Velvet. S-- see? Blood.

No RAM-K?

No, not the spike! Not the spike!

No spike! Please!

It's okay. It's fine.

-Hush, now, hush. -Please.

It's okay.

Oh.

Garbage him.

I'm sorry, Riley, I-- I lost my train of thought.

Ooh, what a sexy shade of purple.

Is the concentration lethal?

I-- I'd say worse.

Uh, watch monitor four and, uh,

I'll scan the test tank under Palos Verdes.

Riley, what is that?

A goldfish.

I kid you not.

A plain, ordinary goldfish that's drinking that stuff.

All we need now is that disc, and we're there.

Riley, you will have it.

You will have it!

Okay, bitch!

RAM-K. Talk or burn! Talk or burn!

Fine! Burn!

Out! Out!

All right, can you hotwire that thing?

-No problem, piece of cake. -All right.

Right, let's get outta here, Cliff.

Ready to roll.

RAM-K, bitch! Talk or burn!

Talk!

Let me out of here!

Talk, talk! Or the oven! Or the oven!

♪♪

Cliff.

Let's go.

Stargrove!

Talk! Talk, bitch!

Let me out! Ow! It's hot!

Let me outta here!

Talk!

Look out!

Let's go!

Check! Check! Go!

Let me out!

Let me out of here!

♪♪

What are you doing?

Shit!

All right. Let's go.

Excuse me.

Please!

Lance!

Shit.

Get 'em!

Blow that wall, Cliff!

Go!

Go! Run!

♪♪

Come on!

Drew was afraid there was a traitor in The Store,

so he hid the disc in a food package

addressed to Lance.

Outstanding!

You have it on you, boy?

No, but it's safe.

What exactly is in this disc?

Data... that would enable Ragnar

to access and contaminate the city water system.

For 10,000 years, it'll be drink and glow.

Now, what would you pay to call something like that off?

Billion bucks seem out of line?

An entire city held for ransom by a maniac.

But it's over now, since we got the disc.

I don't know about that.

I don't think this will stop Ragnar.

He wants that disc.

I have an idea.

What do you have in mind, Carruthers?

Sir, I'd like to suggest a way

of getting Ragnar to show his hand.

A trap, with Danja and Lance as the bait.

Hey, what's wrong?

I don't like being set up.

Naturally, but that's the whole plan.

No, you're wrong.

It's comin' down different than you expect.

Your pal Carruthers has set me up for the last time.

The Incinerator, the desert, and now here.

And I don't like it.

So what are you saying?

That Carruthers is the traitor your father suspected?

You got it, Danja.

So what the hell are we doing here?

You watch.

Carruthers will lead us right to Ragnar,

and that's what I want.

I'm impressed.

You really are a Stargrove.

♪♪

I haven't had a chance to, uh...

thank you...

for saving my life.

You play your part well, don't you?

I'm not playing.

I thought secret agents

weren't really ever supposed to care for anyone.

It's gone way beyond that for me.

I spent a lifetime believing my father,

and where did it get me, huh?

Nice, Lance.

Hey, Cliff.

Looks like you cracked your crankcase.

Maybe you could let my sergeant down at the motor pool

take a look at it.

Oh, no, uh, it's-- it's a very intricate bike,

completely customized.

I'd better check it out myself.

Well, if you have any problems, let me know.

♪ I... ♪

♪ I like the way you look at me ♪

♪ And you... ♪

♪ Know you can't hide that energy ♪

♪ Hiding emotions isn't good for your health ♪

♪ This much I know ♪

♪ Let's quit this business ♪

♪ And get down to the real show ♪

♪ It could be beautiful ♪

♪ It could be wonderful ♪

♪ It could be happening if you could only ♪

♪ It could be ♪

♪ It could be happening ♪

♪ It could be you and me ♪

♪ Try... ♪

♪ Try to get away from me ♪

♪ You...♪

♪ You won't get very far, you'll see ♪

♪ Hiding emotions isn't good for your health ♪

♪ This much I know ♪

♪ Let's quit this business ♪

♪ And get down to the real show ♪

♪ It could be beautiful ♪

♪ It could be wonderful ♪

♪ It could be happening if you could only ♪

♪ It could be ♪

♪ It could be happening ♪

♪ It could be you and me ♪

♪ It could be beautiful ♪

♪ It could be wonderful ♪

♪ It could be happening ♪

♪ It could be you and me ♪

♪♪

I think we should do it again.

They've been out of sight too long.

I'm taking one of those choppers and going in for a closer look.

Captain, no one is to move until I say go.

-Understood? -Yes, sir.

♪♪

What is it?

It's our guys.

Shit, we blew it.

We probably made them nervous.

Must be in love. I think I'm seein' double.

Good afternoon, sir.

Let's have an update, Grady.

Carruthers has moved in to assess the target area.

We're still waiting for his command.

Let's have a look.

Looks under control.

Yes, sir.

Grady.

Yes, sir.

No sign of Ragnar. Anything on your end?

Nothing over here, sir.

All right, let's keep in touch.

He's very close. I can feel it.

Carruthers!

♪♪

I'm Ragnar!

My God, it is Ragnar!

Surprise! Surprise!

It's Ragnar, hooray!

Hooray! Come on!

♪ Stay ♪

♪ Stay and burn ♪

♪ Stay ♪

♪ Fires will burn ♪

♪ Stay ♪

♪ Stay and burn ♪

Finito!

Betterzee, Betterzee, you slugs!

Shit on modesty! Gorge it back!

A toast.

To none other...

than moi!

Savor your master and mistress of this shit heap, you worms!

I'm gold! Gold! Oh, the gut joy.

Orgasm, you turdy revelers!

Ah, yes.

And some placebos for my little jackals, huh?

Piss on the world!

Swill up!

And now, boys and girls, some entertainment.

♪♪

It's not their fault.

They're victims of a tough society.

Don't say that word, "victim". It excites them.

What doesn't?

Let me go!

No!

Bastards!

Let me go!

Stop it!

Thank God.

Ragnar, you don't happen to have a spare key on ya,

do ya?

Ooh, like father like son. I love it.

How'd you get in The Shop?

Money works wonders.

I had a lot to spend.

And I'm gonna get a lot more.

I don't think so.

See, see you seem to be missing one small thing. A disc.

Not quite right.

Pyramid?

We've got it!

What's happened to you, Carruthers?

Oh.

Look, I'm not that bad.

Really.

I don't know why I do the things I do.

I guess it's because...

I love it!

Take them my puppies, and grind them well!

Back off!

Get back!

Hey, you Japanese fruit fly!

What?

Me? You talked to me?

Yeah. You know, it's pretty obvious

when you and Miss Priss up there get it on who's on top.

I just wanted you to know that.

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah, you're real tough

with your little boneheads around.

But correct me if I'm wrong.

The last time I saw you,

I think this pretty little girl had your face in horseshit.

Yeah, I am right. Horseshit, yeah.

What I'd like to know is how you'd react

on a one-on-one basis with a real man.

That's-- That's-- That's me, you know.

Shut up!

Velvet, let me square him, let me square him!

Gladly, my little muffin.

Let 'em go!

They're gonna kill you.

They're gonna kill us anyway.

Square him! Square him!

♪♪

Commando unit, move in. Fast! Fast!

Riley, come with me!

Come on, Riley. Come on, Riley. Come on.

There's a solution.

If we trigger the Diablo valves, the contamination is still go.

But won't the doomsday blast destroy all valve controls?

I built in remote backups, remember?

Oh, you sweet thing!

And how are these remotes controlled?

By the radio in this briefcase.

Keyed by this magnetic disc.

Right, come on.

Okay.

Come on!

Velvet!

The firing range for the Diablo valves is 108.5!

Good boy, Riley!

Go back and cover me!

My God, he can still set it off by remote!

Let's keep the Mohawks down.

No!

What are you doing now?

All right, get Grady and the chopper to follow me.

Right! Come on, Grady! We'll follow him in the 'copter!

Hey, Danja, here take the fire blaster.

It might come in handy.

God, I hope this thing won't blow us all up.

Picky, picky.

Oh, yeah. Such a bad boy.

I win! I win, I win!

Any sign of him yet?

♪♪

Guess who?

Come on!

This is for your funeral, sweetheart.

-Ooh. -Don't count on it, babydoll.

Maybe for yours.

Oh, is that so?

Well, you see that beautiful drinking water

on its way to millions of homes, hmm?

Well, in a little while it'll still be on its way,

but this time glowing and contaminated.

Not if I can help it, clown.

Lance, can't you see the greatness in me?

I'm female and male, man and woman.

I'm better than you are!

Yeah, but don't you understand somethin'?

You're only half of each.

I'm a whole man.

So if you'll excuse me, I don't have a lot of time here.

I gotta save the world.

♪♪

Not so fast, little boy.

Oh!

Lance!

Lance, please! Please, please.

I didn't mean all the things I said. I-- Ow!

Lance! You know sometimes my mouth gets ahead of my mind.

I'm sorry!

Deprogram it!

Please. Please.

Lance, I can't.

Once it's been programmed, you can't deprogram it.

Don't you read spy novels?

-Come on! Do it! Come on! -Ow! Oh!

Lance! You can't hit a woman. You beast! You savage!

You really are like a woman, aren't ya?

I am a woman.

And a man!

Take her in! Take her in!

Okay, but it won’t be easy in this updraft.

Good-bye, Stargrove.

You see? You can do nasty things and they don't come back to you.

So you see?

You're never too young to die.

Yeah.

Come on! Closer!

Ooh!

Ooh, yes.

Hold it steady.

I can't get the shot off I might blow 'em both away.

Wait!

I just wanted to-- I just--

want to tell ya...

...how beautiful you are.

♪♪

Cliff, where are ya when I need ya?

All right, please-- Oh!

I can't stop it! What do I do?

Lance, take the fire blaster!

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Damn it!

Get out of the way!

Way to go, Lance!

Who is that?

That's Stargrove's kid.

Remarkable young man.

Is that all you have to say?

A true Stargrove.

You know, there are, from time to time,

some small assignments

where, uh, young fellas like you and Cliff

could be of great service.

Oh, no. I've been shot at, dropkicked, almost blown up.

No, thank you.

You are a Stargrove.

Thanks, but no thanks. You have a car we could use?

Help yourself.

Matthews, this vehicle's history.

Clifford, you drive.

So you think you can sit through Biology 101 after this?

Yes.

Bye, sweetheart.

Thanks for everything.

♪♪

Let's go.

♪♪

Get in.

No more of this craziness, you got it? Let's go.

♪♪

You know, Lance,

did you ever get a good look at Ragnar's body?

- I think-- - Don't start, Danja!

Really, I think the proper procedure would be

to go back and--

Danja!

♪ I must be in a fantasy ♪

♪ The world I own is creeping in on me ♪

♪ But I'm gonna conquer all the troubles that I face ♪

♪ Got to survive and live my life ♪

♪ 'Cause you're never too young ♪

♪ You're never too young to die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ Never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ And I don't know why ♪

♪ Looks like I'm caught up in romance ♪

♪ I am a victim of mere circumstance ♪

♪ Since love can only last as long as it can grow ♪

♪ Don't let it die ♪

♪ Or pass us by ♪

♪ 'Cause you're never too young ♪

♪ You're never too young to die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ Never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ We've got to hold on to each moment that we can ♪

♪ There's something else much stronger ♪

♪ In a master plan ♪

♪ And all we're given here consider it as blessed ♪

♪ Might be a learning ground or maybe just a test ♪

♪ Oh, you're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ Never ♪

♪ Never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ To die ♪

♪ You're never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

♪ Never too young, you're never too young to die ♪

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