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Candy cane pie
is so good.
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I wish they served it
all year round.
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I think the reason we love
candy canes so much is
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because they give
you the same feeling
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as rubbing coke
on your gums.
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It kind of does.
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And I won't be up vacuuming
naked at 3:00 in the morning.
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I know what I want
for Christmas.
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A videotape of Marjorie
on cocaine.
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Well, there wouldn't
be videos.
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It'd be chiseled
on a cave wall.
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What are you guys doing
on Christmas Eve?
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Anyone want to come caroling
with me and my church group?
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♪ No, no-no, no, no-no, no-no.
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But thanks for asking.
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Ah, I wish we could,
but we've got plans.
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With each other.
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On Christmas.
Can you believe it?
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Adam's working, so we're gonna
make gingerbread houses
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and watch movies
in matching jammies.
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You don't know how
hard it was
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to find footie pajamas
in her size.
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Or how easy it was
to find 'em in hers.
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Well, if anybody wants
to come sing,
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we hit Bluebird Lane
around 7:00.
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Oh, it's my sponsee.
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I have to take it.
She totally relies on me.
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Hi, Patty. How can
I put my life on hold
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while I help
youtoday?
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She calls her
four times a day.
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Well, I'm gonna be calling you
a ton 'cause I'm in freefall.
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Andy took off to Minnesota to
spend Christmas with his mother.
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Well, why didn't
you go with him?
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There's lots of
reasons, Tammy.
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The big one being
he didn't invite me.
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I mean, if you
and I were dating,
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and you were going
home for the holidays,
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you would take me,
wouldn't you?
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It depends.
Are we exclusive?
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Does every date end
in a sleepover?
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Have we taken
a bath together?
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Yes to all three.
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Well, then I would
definitely take you home
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and parade you around
the local Applebee's.
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Oh, I don't know
what Applebee's is,
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but Tammy's a
good boyfriend.
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Patty's going through
a rough patch,
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so I invited her to
spend Christmas with us.
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Oh. Well,
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Christmas with me,
my mom and a stranger.
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Not the first time.Mm.
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In fact, why doesn't everyone
come over Christmas Eve?
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It might help
cheer Patty up.
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You want to go
to this party, baby?
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'Cause if you not,
we can stay home and snuggle.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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I'm setting up
the coffee.
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But everything's
all higgledy-piggledy.
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Look, I didn't
go to college.
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What does that mean?
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It means
the stir sticks go here,
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and the sweeteners go here.
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Talk about higgy-wiggy.
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I mean, most people
are right-handed.
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It makes more sense
to do it this way.
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Ugh. But we're alcoholics.
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You can't just
go changing things,
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'cause we don't like change!
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Look, Bonnie's
running a little late.
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She asked me to handle
it. I'm handling it!Okay.
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Marjorie, can you tell Tammy
to stop moving the stir sticks!
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Oh, God, she moved
the stir sticks?
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No!
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And this is where
we have our meetings.
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It's also where
they have
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bingo, country line dancing
and, uh, CPR classes.
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I came on the wrong day once,
and now I can Heimlich a baby.
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My baby's eight
years old.
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I'm not allowed
to see her.
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Nice job, Christy.
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Everyone, this is Patty,
my sponsee.
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Come meet Patty, my sponsee.
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Patty, this is Marjorie,
Jill, Tammy, Wendy.
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This is my sponsee, Patty,
the woman who I sponsor.
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Hi.Hi.
Welcome.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna sit down.
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If you think she seems sad now,
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you should have seen her before
I started working my magic.
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Okay, what dumbass got
creative with the stir sticks?
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I thought I was handling
my boyfriend abandoning me
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at Christmas pretty well.
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But then he sent me a picture
of him and his mom.
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S-Sweet, right?
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But if you zoom in
close on his left arm,
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you can clearly see
three fingers
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that belong to a lady
who was obviously cropped out.
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Um, I'm trying not to obsess
over what is probably nothing,
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but who is she?
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Who is she?
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Who is she?!
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Anyway,
if I'm not here tomorrow,
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I'm in Minneapolis
with blood on my hands. Thanks.
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Would anybody else
like to share?
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I hated when you did this to me,
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but it's fun doing it
to someone else.
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Go ahead.
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Hi. I'm Patty,
and I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Patty.
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I have 85 days,
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which is the longest
I've ever had,
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thanks to my incredible sponsor.
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I called her yesterday
because my mom told me
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that she won't let me see
my daughter at Christmas.
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: Aw.It's because of last year.
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I got wasted before lunch,
knocked over the Christmas tree,
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and then I started screaming
at my mom.
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My kid spent most of the day
crying.
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I thought
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having 85 days might buy me
a second chance.
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It didn't.
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So, what's the point
of having 85 days?
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That's it.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie,
alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Marjorie.
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This time of year
just makes me extra grateful
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for my life
and the people in it.
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Take a look
at that hand.
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Am I overreacting?
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It's a 30-hour drive.
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Wear a diaper,
go straight through.
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Thanks for sharing
your room with me.
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Mm. No problem.
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This is sort of
like we're sisters.
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Oh, my God. That would
make Bonnie my mom.
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Oh, I wish Bonnie
was my mom.
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When I was a kid,
I would say the same thing.
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Girls, it's late.
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Keep it down or invite me in.
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We'll be quiet.Come on in!
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Well, how you holding up?
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Well, I'm okay,
I guess.
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I'm just sad that when
my daughter looks back
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on this Christmas,
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all she's gonna remember
is that I wasn't there.
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Or worse, she'll
remember the years I was.
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I know it's hard
to imagine right now,
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but one day,
you guys might be able
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to look back
and laugh at this stuff,
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even the most
painful parts.
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We do it constantly.
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Ooh, remember that time
when I was 11?
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You're gonna have
to be more specific.
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Christmas Eve.
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This one goes out with her new
boyfriend of 48 hours
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to buy a few
last-minute presents.
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Oh, come on now.
Not that story.
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No, it's funny,
it's funny, it's funny.
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Turns out, there's a bar
right next to the Toys "R" Us,
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and I wake up Christmas
morning in an empty house.
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Around noon,
the phone rings.
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It's a collect call,
so I'm thinking
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she's in jail again,
but no.
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No, no. No, she got into a fight
with Dad of the Week,
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and needs me
to go pick her up
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at the park
where she passed out.
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I'm 11.
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So, I drive over
and get her.
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In my defense,
she was an excellent driver.
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Still is.Thanks.
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That's incredible.
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Not done.
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On the way back home,
we stopped at a gas station
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where I bought my own
Christmas presents--
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two Milky Ways
and a Teen Bopmagazine
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with a fold-out poster
of Kirk Cameron.
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I believe there was also
a Yoo-hoo involved.
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Yes, yes, yes. Yoo-hoo.
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Nothing says Christmas
like chocolate milk
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that doesn't need
to be refrigerated.
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Okay, this has been fun,
but if I'm not asleep
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when Adam comes home, he'll want
to talk about his day.
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Oh. Oh, oh. Oh!
I forgot the best part.
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That night, she gets drunk
again, eats my Milky Ways
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and then puts her chocolatey
fingers all over my magazine.
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For the record, I didn't
get drunk again. I got high.
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Sweet dreams.
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Hmm.
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Your mom
is awesome.
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I feel like
everyone who lives
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in my gingerbread
house is really happy.
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Now they're all dead.
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I'm thinking
they got out okay.
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No, they're all pinned
under the rubble,
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and the cell service is bad.
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Something bothering
you, Patty?
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My mom won't even let me talk
to Erica on the phone.
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I'm sorry.
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If it makes you feel any better,
my daughter won't talk to me,
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and my son chose
to live with his father.
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That's so sad.
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I know. I was trying
to cheer you up to my level,
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but I depressed myself
down to yours.
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Okay, candidate
number five-- Katie.
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She went to high
school with Andy,
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still lives in
town, not married.
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Okay, look at
the fingers.
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Are they too stubby?
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Enough with the fingers.
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Jill,
why aren't you participating
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in this time-consuming,
supposedly fun yuletide ritual?
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I am. But as
in real life,
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I hired a contractor
to build my house for me.
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How's it going over there, Tam?
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It's great.
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I'm building an 18th century
English country house.
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I think you're gonna like it.
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I just have
to redo these gables.
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What happened to Bonnie?
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She went to get a sweater.
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That was, like, an hour ago.
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It was?
Wow. Time sure flies
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when you're building
a historically accurate
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representation of a house
out of cookies.
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Be right back.
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Ooh. Forget stubby fingers.
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Look at candidate
number six.
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Oh, my God,
just call him!What?
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You've got a great boyfriend
who loves you,
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so stop inventing drama!
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If you got a question, just
call him and ask, or get ready
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to sit home with me every
Saturday night and knit socks!
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I guess I could
give him a call.
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Hey, Wendy,
if you're making socks,
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I'm a size ten and a half,
and I like the ones
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with little toes
like foot mittens.
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I'm prepared
to sit here all night.
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What do you
want me to say?
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The holidays
are hard for me.
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Oh, you're the one.
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Christy told an...
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awful story about
me last night.
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I've heard it a
thousand times,
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I've always laughed,
but for some reason,
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now I want to punch
myself in the face.
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I'm just...
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suddenly...
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...very ashamed
of who I was.
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00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,770
And that is not
how I roll.
250
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,424
You're right where
you're supposed to be.
251
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,469
What, hiding in my room
crying about something
252
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,646
that went down
30 years ago?
253
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,430
What's happening to you
is very common.
254
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,040
You've got almost five years,
255
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,695
and you're starting to see
your past through sober glasses,
256
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,479
and that can be painful.
257
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,959
Why during Christmas?
258
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,961
We don't get to schedule
when it happens.
259
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,442
It just,
it comes up when it comes up.
260
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,881
I once made a flight to Detroit
very, very uncomfortable
261
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,231
for my seatmates.
262
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,842
Why were you in Detroit?
263
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,670
It's the National Cat Show.
264
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,019
Is that why you were crying,
265
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,325
'cause you paid to go
to a cat show?
266
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,980
If you really must know,
I was crying
267
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,983
because 15 years earlier
I had cheated on my husband,
268
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,681
and for some reason mid-flight,
269
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,771
the enormity
of what I had done hit me.
270
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,468
Oh.
271
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,082
I get it.
272
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:35,520
Recovery is
a never-ending process.
273
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:38,088
We're slowly peeling back
layers of an onion.
274
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,657
You don't get to see it all
at once, but that's a blessing.
275
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,137
'Cause nobody could handle it.
276
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,575
Bit of a situation.
277
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,012
Patty has decided
to go kidnap her daughter.
278
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,753
That's not the word she's using,
279
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,103
but I'm telling you
that is what it is.
280
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,542
Hey, what's going on?
281
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,066
I'm going to get my daughter.
282
00:11:59,109 --> 00:11:59,980
Get out of my way.
283
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,503
But what about your mom?
284
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,113
Gonna wait till
she falls asleep,
285
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,811
crawl through
the doggy door,
286
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,509
grab my kid and find a motel to
celebrate Christmas together.
287
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,773
Oh, my God,
we're gonna be on Dateline.
288
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,255
Patty... listen to me.
289
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,996
Sometimes when we're angry,
290
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,302
we don't really make
the best decisions.
291
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,522
I just want to hug
my daughter, okay?
292
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,002
C-Come here. Sit down.
293
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,093
Here, have some...
294
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,225
chimney.
295
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,926
I know what you're going
through is really painful--
296
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,797
this is your first
sober Christmas--
297
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,887
but like everything in sobriety,
you don't have to face it alone.
298
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,149
You have me.
299
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,150
You have all of us.
300
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,761
Yeah. And we're
gonna help you
301
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:42,979
make the best of it.
302
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,502
And as your sponsor,
I'm supposed
303
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,157
to give you suggestions
that make you go, "Ugh,"
304
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,333
so here goes.
305
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,336
I want you to text your
mother and say "thank you."
306
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,252
Ugh! Why?
307
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,951
For taking such good
care of your daughter.
308
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,083
Just think about it.
309
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,957
Come on.
310
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,220
Let's get your stuff
back upstairs.
311
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,831
Fine.
312
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,269
If you're planning on
making a run for it,
313
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,445
just know that I
am stronger than I look.
314
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,578
No, you're not.No, I'm not.
315
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,668
You handled that
beautifully.
316
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,149
Good,
'cause I want to die.
317
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,847
But I'm not gonna ruin
another Christmas.
318
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,154
Who wants to watch It's a Wonderful Life
319
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,460
even though it's not?
320
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,028
You know, it's early-- we
could still go caroling.
321
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,510
♪ O holy no.
322
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,687
My God,
you have a beautiful voice.
323
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,430
I guess I could do
a couple of houses.
324
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,650
And that's how it's done.
325
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,700
So what do we do, just knock
on a door and start singing?
326
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,050
You don't knock on doors--
that's trick-or-treating.
327
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,096
We stand in the yard and sing.
328
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,577
If they like it, they come out
and give us cookies or candy.
329
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,928
So it is
trick-or-treating.
330
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,105
MARJORIE:
This is a pretty house.
331
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,759
I don't need it.
332
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:14,027
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
we wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
333
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,029
♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas ♪
334
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,466
♪ And a Happy New Year
335
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,685
♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas ♪
336
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,774
♪ To you and your kin ♪ We wish you...
337
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,646
♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪ Christmas
338
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,561
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪ New Year
339
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,998
♪ Now, bring us
some figgy pudding ♪♪ Pudding
340
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,434
♪ Now bring us
some figgy pudding ♪♪ Pudding
341
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,045
♪ Now bring...
342
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,005
Were we that terrible?
343
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,573
No. This happens.
The important thing is
344
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,010
we leave before they
turn the sprinklers on.
345
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,927
Hey, it's me.
346
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,103
You're not picking up, so
I'm just gonna leave a message.
347
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,584
In that sweet picture
you sent me of you and your mom,
348
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,455
why the hell are there
lady fingers on your arm,
349
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,980
and why are they giving you
an affectionate squeeze?
350
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,069
Call me.
Who's the hand?
351
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,160
God, I miss having
a boyfriend.
352
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,031
I know. It's the best.
353
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,034
Christy's been
cheering me up
with stories
354
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,123
about what you used
to be like.
Mm.
355
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,125
Did you really steal
wrapped Christmas presents
356
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,519
out of someone's car
and give them to her?: Yep.
357
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,347
That was the year Christy
got an electric razor
358
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,045
and a smoking jacket.Ah.
359
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,353
Might also have been the
year she started smoking.
360
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,314
♪ Joy to the world
361
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,968
♪ The Lord is come
362
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,101
♪ Let earth receive
363
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,146
♪ Her King
364
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,843
Yes!♪ Let every
365
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,019
♪ Heart
366
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,977
♪ Prepare Him room
367
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,631
♪ And heaven and nature sing
368
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,981
♪ And heaven
and nature sing ♪
369
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,287
♪ And heaven
370
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,375
♪ And heaven
371
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,638
♪ And nature sing
372
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,857
♪ Joy to the world
373
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,164
♪ The Savior reigns
374
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,209
♪ Let men
375
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,733
♪ Their songs employ
376
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,388
♪ While fields and floods
377
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,520
♪ Rocks, hills and plains
378
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,740
♪ Repeat the sounding joy
379
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,003
♪ Repeat
the sounding joy ♪
380
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,136
♪ Repeat, repeat
381
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,747
♪ The sounding joy
382
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,488
♪ He rules the world
383
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,099
♪ With truth and grace Bonnie ran away.
384
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:14,016
♪ And makes the nations prove
385
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,410
♪ The glories of
386
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
♪ His righteousness
387
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,023
♪ And wonders of his love...
388
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,156
Merry Christmas.
389
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,028
♪ Wonders of...
390
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,683
Mom?
391
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,119
Bonnie?
392
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,078
Here, Bonnie, Bonnie!
393
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,862
Bonnie!
394
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,473
Bonnie Plunkett!
395
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,476
Come to my voice!
396
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,305
Follow the sound
of my voice!
397
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,091
I have
great news!
398
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,092
Did you find...
399
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,136
Sorry. Did you find her?
400
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,964
No. But I talked to Andy.
401
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,054
The fingers belong to his
ex-girlfriend from high school.
402
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,710
He told me nothing's going
on, and I believe him.
403
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,016
Merry Christmas to me!
404
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,887
I trust a man!
405
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,729
I think we found her.
406
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,253
I got this.
407
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,132
Hey...
408
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,049
Look who's away
in a manger.
409
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,008
Not funny.
410
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,489
Whatcha doin'?
411
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:39,014
Just hanging out with Mary.
412
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,060
She was a good mother.
413
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,278
I mean...
414
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,933
like me, her...
pregnancy was a surprise,
415
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,805
but after that,
she knocked it out of the park.
416
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,199
Where's this coming from?
417
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,072
Those stories you told Patty.
418
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,249
I was so awful.
419
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,078
I-I don't know how I'm
ever gonna make it up to you.
420
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,124
You've already done it.
421
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,954
You may just be feeling this,
but I'm finally over it.
422
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,000
I can tell those stories because
they don't hurt me anymore.
423
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,569
Also, people love them.
424
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,963
They're real crowd-pleasers.
425
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,313
They arecolorful.
426
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,533
Mom...
427
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,143
you've come so far.
428
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,014
You're in such a healthy place.
429
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,625
I'm so proud of you.
430
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,930
Healthy?
431
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:29,151
I've got straw in my underwear.
432
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,068
But you're wearingunderwear.
433
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,159
Are you okay?
434
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,813
Listen,
435
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,120
if you want to find a sponsor
who's a little more together,
436
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,860
I-I certainly would understand.
437
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,341
Are you kidding?
They say you're supposed to want
438
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,430
what your sponsor has.
439
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,825
More than anything, I want
what you have with Christy.
440
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,655
Check it out--
we're role models.
441
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,788
I guess we are.
442
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,877
And I did what you said.
443
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,010
I texted my mom
and thanked her.
444
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,577
Good job.
445
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,927
All right, come on,
let's go home.
446
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,147
Okay.
447
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,367
Christy, remember
when I stole the baby Jesus
448
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,456
from the nativity scene.
449
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,938
Yep. It was the only time
I got a doll for Christmas.
450
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,255
Look how many presents there are
under the tree.
451
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,956
Whoa. And there's
a stocking for me!
452
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,001
Merry Christmas, girls!
453
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,048
Can we start opening?
454
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,877
Hold on. Adam! Come on,
we're waiting for you!
455
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,184
ADAM :
I look ridiculous!
456
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,410
Who's a good boy, Gussie?
457
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,890
You're so good.
458
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:59,067
It doesn't get better than this.
459
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,025
It absolutely
gets better than this.
460
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,899
Oh, my God.
461
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,162
My mom's gonna let me FaceTime
with Erica
462
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,859
while she opens presents.
463
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,687
That's fantastic!
464
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,602
I'm so happy for you!
465
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,998
Mom, why are
you crying now?
466
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,479
I'm the best sponsor ever.
467
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,178
You kinda are.Aw...
468
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,050
Can I go change yet?
469
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,138
No.
470
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,541
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