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Christmas. Until 1985,
I'd never heard of it.
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On the commune, we celebrated
the Winter Solstice.
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Community, a vegan feast,
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and a visit
from the Magical Forest Sprite.
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I know... it looks weird.
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But it was all we knew at the time.
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Then we got a wake-up call.
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Mrs. Claus, if my reindeer
don't get well soon,
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I won't be able to give gifts
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to all the good
little boys and girls on Earth.
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So, after seeing that play,
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we had a few questions for Mom and Dad.
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Well, one question.
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What the heck is Christmas?
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Hmm. What?
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
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♪ We're gonna ♪
♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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Mom and Dad not telling us
about Christmas was a lot like
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them not telling us about being mixed...
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only worse, because
we missed out on presents.
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- What is Christmas?
- We need to know.
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Secrets ruin families.
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Mmmmmm-hmm.
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But then Mom and Dad explained
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that we hadn't been left out at all.
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Different people celebrate
different holidays,
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and we celebrated the Winter Solstice,
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a day of giving thanks to the sun
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for all the prosperity it had
brought us during the year.
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Without the sun, we're nothing.
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They explained that there was
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nothing wrong with other traditions.
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They just weren't what we practiced.
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Since this was the first time
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my grandparents
celebrated Solstice with us,
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I was excited to mark the
occasion with a family photo,
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and my mom was... well...
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Oh, whoa, whoa! W-Whoa. Stop it.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm making room for a picture.
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When Grandma and Granddad get
here, I want a big family photo.
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This is our first holiday together,
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and I want to make an album.
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Mm. That's fine.
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But can you put that back?
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Sorry. I just want this place
to look perfect for my parents.
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- You need to relax.
- I am relaxed!
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Don't I look relaxed?
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Here, babe.
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I made Johan eat
a lot of walnuts to make this.
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Don't worry. I'll make sure
he throws up outside.
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Okay.
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I'm not making any promises.
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So, when's the Solstice Sprite coming?
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Oh. Well, probably
when you guys are sleeping.
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You know I'm old enough to
catch on to that stuff, right?
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Why don't you guys go to your rooms?
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Mama needs to concentrate.
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Baby, you don't have to be so nervous.
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Your parents have accepted us.
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They've accepted you because
that's what Jesus would do.
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But me...
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Look, I just want this holiday
to go smoothly.
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Once Mama sees how well we're doing,
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maybe she won't be so judgmental
about the choices I've made.
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Girl, yeah.
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Maybe she'll surprise us all...
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and be exactly
the same person she's been
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for the last 65 years.
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- She can change.
- But she won't.
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First, she gonna come in here
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and get on your behind
for going all pagan.
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Then she gonna get on mine
about everything else.
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That's why I won't be here.
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- Wait...
- I have a date tonight.
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You have a date on Solstice Eve?
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Yep.
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You know how many men's flights
get canceled over the holidays?
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That's why it's my job
to re-route one lucky guy,
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with a slight layover at my apartment.
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Come on, sis.
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Don't run from Mama.
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I need you here.
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You have me until 8:30.
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Baby, we got this.
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- My grandbabies!
- Grandma!
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Granddad Lynwood and Grandma Shireen
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were a "Soul Train" line, church picnic,
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and a cigarette ad all rolled into one.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Look how big you kids have gotten!
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The school nurse said my head is
in the 105th percentile.
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- Whoa.
- So glad you could make it!
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Alicia and I have been waiting
all week for this.
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Oh-ho!
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This place is nice!
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Look at God.
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Ohh!
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This outfit is interesting.
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Pretty bold choice for daywear.
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I-It's meant to be nightwear.
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I have a date later.
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Oh, you have a date later?
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Well, is he marriage material?
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No, he's not married.
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At least, I don't think so, anyway.
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- Merry Christmas, hippies!
- Granddad!
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Ah.
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Lynwood.
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Been too long.
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As different
as Harrison and Lynwood were,
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they had one thing in common...
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they were both determined
to win at being Granddad.
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Johan, look what I found
behind your ear.
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Whoa!
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Black Granddad can do magic?
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What can you do?
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I can co-sign a loan.
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Come on, everyone. Let's get a picture.
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Oh, baby, we just got out the car.
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I have to put on my face.
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I have to change.
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And Denise has to change.
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Ah, how are you, Mama?
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Oh! I'm good, baby.
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I'm so glad you waited for me
so I can help you decorate.
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Oh, we have decorated...
for two days straight.
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Ha!
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Oh! I see it now.
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- Pinecones and a bundle of sticks.
- Yeah.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And some more pinecones.
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It's very festive.
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Thank you.
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A lot of our holiday decorations
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got ruined when they raided the commune.
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But it'll all come together
when we get our Bahum Bush.
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Yes! It's the centerpiece
to Winter Solstice.
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Oh!
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Well, okay.
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Happy Solstice!
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Ohh!
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Happy Solstice!
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Happy Solstice.
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I can't believe my parents'
visit is actually going so well.
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The visit is going great
because you're great,
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and your mother can see that.
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I am just so surprised.
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Mom usually forces her beliefs
on everyone.
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I'm sorry, baby, but you know
this is a false idol.
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Don't get me started
on strict religious parents.
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Hm.
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My father used to have me
confess for his sins.
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See, that's the kind of hypocrisy
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that pushed me away
from organized religion.
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- Yeah.
- Hm.
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You know, when I told my mother
we were moving to the commune,
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she stopped talking to me for two years.
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Religion is a personal choice.
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You believe in something,
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then you believe it's the answer,
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and we decided that this is
the answer for our family.
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- It is. I feel it in my gut.
- Yeah.
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But hey, it seems like maybe your mother
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finally respects
how we're raising our kids.
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Maybe you're right.
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- Baby.
- Hmm?
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There it is.
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Paul, I don't think that's for sale.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Okay. We're doing this.
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Yeah, we're doing this.
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Fluff it a little.
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Hey, kids, look what we got!
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A Bahum Bush!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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What is going on here?
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Mom, did you know
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Winter Solstice is actually
Jesus' birthday?
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He was born in a stable, just like me!
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And if we disobey him,
we go to a town called Hell.
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Who... Who told you all of this?
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Grandma.
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You've heard of the War on Christmas?
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Well, this was the War on Solstice.
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Lord and Savior, coming through!
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And my grandparents came strapped.
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Where did all this stuff come from?
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Oh, this?
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Just a few things we had in the car.
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You just stapled this to the wall?
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You know we're renting, right?
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Mama, we talked about this.
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We said we're celebrating
Solstice this year.
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We're definitely losing our deposit.
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My grandbabies didn't know
anything about Christmas,
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so I'm teaching them.
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Now, if they believe in Solstice
like you say they do,
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then you have no need to be worried.
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Here's an idea...
since we celebrate the Solstice
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and Grandma and Granddad
celebrate Christmas,
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why don't we celebrate both?
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As long as I can still
be out of here by 8:30.
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So? What do you say, Mom?
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That, Rainbow, is a good question...
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...that I have a very good answer for.
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I also have a good answer for that.
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But perhaps we double-check
it's the same...
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Mm.
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...good answer in the laundry room.
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Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Okay.
- Excuse us.
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- Sure.
- Mm-hmm.
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We're just...
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Can you believe my mom?
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Acting like she was okay
with Solstice, when all along,
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she had Christmas decorations
in the trunk of the car!
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"My grandbabies didn't
know anything about Christmas."
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Oh. And your dad, too.
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"I gotta be the best Granddad."
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Sorry.
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I-I-I probably shouldn't do
the black voice, should I?
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You should not.
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But I-I-I don't know, babe.
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Is... Is Solstice the right
thing to be doing right now?
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Of course it is. It's what we believe.
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But... maybe we should just let it go
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if the kids are more excited
for Christmas.
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Baby, it's more than the holiday.
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It's how we're teaching them
to respect the world
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- and themselves.
- You're right.
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And they'd love Solstice.
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They just forgot, and now
they hate it a little bit.
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- You think we can get them back?
- Of course we can.
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You can get them to help
decorate the Bahum Bush.
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And you can cook like
you've never cooked before.
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Ah, I can even use spices.
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- Please.
- Yeah.
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Santi! He's so soft!
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Ooh, look!
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Hey, what is this?
260
00:09:46,117 --> 00:09:48,685
Well, you brought in
all your Christmas crap,
261
00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:49,786
so I figured it was fair game
262
00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,956
to bring in all my better
Christmas crap.
263
00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,591
Hey.
264
00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,959
Why argue, huh?
265
00:09:55,993 --> 00:09:56,922
It's Christmas.
266
00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:57,994
Let's have some fun.
267
00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,162
Hey!
268
00:09:59,196 --> 00:10:00,630
Who wants to play horsey?
269
00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:02,098
Me!
270
00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,134
I love telling grown-ups what to do.
271
00:10:06,837 --> 00:10:08,338
- Hup!
- Yep! Ah!
272
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,042
Come on, horsey! Jump over the couch!
273
00:10:12,076 --> 00:10:14,310
Uh, you... you... you don't
have to keep hitting me.
274
00:10:14,345 --> 00:10:16,546
Eh, that's easy.
Santi doesn't weigh anything.
275
00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,148
Johan, hop on.
276
00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:22,152
Aah! Geez, kid.
You got rocks in your shoes?
277
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,686
A couple, yeah.
278
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:30,026
Who wants to decorate
the Bahum Bush with me?
279
00:10:30,061 --> 00:10:31,694
And this is one is Mary, and then...
280
00:10:31,729 --> 00:10:33,163
Rainbow?
281
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,998
Oh. Sure, Mom.
282
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:37,734
So fun.
283
00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:40,960
Bowdie, let's make this bush beautiful.
284
00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,163
Maybe after we're done with the bush,
285
00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:44,074
- we can get a family photo.
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:46,142
Well, you better get
one of me now and paste it in,
287
00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:48,178
'cause I'm out of here in an hour.
288
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,345
On Christmas Eve?
289
00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,748
Only place open is legs.
290
00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:54,984
- Doesn't the Bible say not to judge?
- Exactly.
291
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,152
Excuse me?
292
00:10:57,088 --> 00:10:58,388
- Nothing, Mama.
- Nothing, Mama.
293
00:10:58,422 --> 00:11:00,223
Oh, no.
294
00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:03,393
Bowdie, you can't put Christmas
tinsel on a Bahum Bush.
295
00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:05,161
What about this one?
296
00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,030
Remember when you made it?
297
00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,666
That's a stick. God made that.
298
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,669
Yeah, but Rainbow picked it up
when she was 3.
299
00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:14,938
Why can't we use some of
the Christmas ornaments?
300
00:11:14,972 --> 00:11:17,006
No, Rainbow.
301
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,408
This is Winter Solstice.
302
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:22,078
I'd never seen my mom like this before.
303
00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:23,913
She was normally so laid back,
304
00:11:23,948 --> 00:11:26,749
but this year's Solstice was
bringing out the worst in her.
305
00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,452
Okay, looks perfect!
306
00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:31,454
Rainbow, do you want
to take a picture of me
307
00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:33,857
next to the Bahum Bush?
308
00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:35,625
I mean... I guess.
309
00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:37,160
Yeah! Okay.
310
00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:42,365
Here we go.
311
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,135
You can do it.
312
00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,638
Let me see.
313
00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:52,057
I'm so excited.
314
00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:55,323
This is so cool, Black Granddad!
315
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,731
You don't need to call me
Black Granddad.
316
00:11:57,765 --> 00:11:59,766
You can call him White Granddad.
317
00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:04,571
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
318
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:09,042
White Granddad! Are you seeing this?!
319
00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:10,710
Oh, I'm seeing it.
320
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,415
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
- Granddad!
321
00:12:17,885 --> 00:12:22,011
♪ O come, best White Granddad ♪
322
00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:25,097
♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪
323
00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:26,345
Who wants candy canes?!
324
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,253
Candy canes!
325
00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:31,031
- Candy canes!
- Yeaaaaaaah!
326
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,268
Do you guys know what's up
with Mom? She's acting so weird.
327
00:12:35,303 --> 00:12:36,903
Don't know.
328
00:12:36,938 --> 00:12:38,171
She's old.
329
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,574
Yo' mama so old...
330
00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:45,245
Am I supposed to say more than that?
331
00:12:45,279 --> 00:12:47,681
She's so obsessed with
celebrating Winter Solstice
332
00:12:47,715 --> 00:12:49,116
instead of Christmas.
333
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,717
I don't get why we have to choose.
334
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,219
Well, we choose Christmas.
335
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:53,787
Yeah. It's awesome.
336
00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:56,247
Although, I am confused
about some things.
337
00:12:56,294 --> 00:12:58,796
Who do I confess to to get gifts? Santa?
338
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:01,481
No. Grandma said
you have to confess to Jesus.
339
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:03,100
And he still doesn't give you any gifts.
340
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:05,302
What's the difference
between Santa and Jesus?
341
00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:07,380
I think beard color.
342
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:08,537
Okay.
343
00:13:08,562 --> 00:13:09,874
But who gets the milk and cookies?
344
00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:12,009
Those are definitely for Jesus.
345
00:13:12,044 --> 00:13:13,377
He's pretty thin.
346
00:13:13,412 --> 00:13:16,647
Kids! Time for the Solstice feast!
347
00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:19,383
You don't want to miss
the Solstice Sprite!
348
00:13:19,418 --> 00:13:21,318
The Forest Sprite
349
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:23,783
was my favorite part of Winter Solstice.
350
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:27,825
With her flowing robes and noble crown,
351
00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:31,028
she was grace personified.
352
00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:33,964
This year was Mom's turn
to be the Solstice Sprite,
353
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:35,166
and she nailed it.
354
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,134
Just kidding.
355
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:38,536
She looked like a hot mess.
356
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,639
Are there any naughty children here?
357
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:42,640
Huh?
358
00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:44,708
Ooh. Ooh!
359
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:47,912
We know you're not the Solstice Sprite.
360
00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:49,647
You're Mommy in a bath towel.
361
00:13:50,715 --> 00:13:53,217
Who's "Mommy"?
362
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:56,420
I'm the Solstice Sprite,
with golden curls,
363
00:13:56,455 --> 00:13:59,723
tickling all the naughty boys and girls.
364
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,558
Nope.
365
00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:02,827
Oh? Huh?
366
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,195
You're better than this.
367
00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:08,699
Fine!
368
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:10,334
Let's eat.
369
00:14:10,368 --> 00:14:12,703
Okay. I'll say grace.
370
00:14:12,737 --> 00:14:15,206
Too bad. I already called grace.
371
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,173
You can't call grace.
372
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,210
Says the man who didn't call grace.
373
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:21,078
No one is saying grace.
374
00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:24,248
On Solstice, we observe
a moment of silence.
375
00:14:24,282 --> 00:14:26,417
Well, I'm not eating
if we don't say grace.
376
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,519
And by the looks of... whatever this is,
377
00:14:28,553 --> 00:14:30,287
we're gonna need
every blessing we can get.
378
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,389
- No one's saying grace.
- Wait. Hold on.
379
00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:35,025
Can't we say grace
and have a moment of silence?
380
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,861
Oh, we definitely don't
have time for all that.
381
00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:37,938
We're not doing both
382
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,864
because we're not a family
who does both,
383
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:41,632
so can we all please shut up
384
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,767
and reflect on how much
we love each other?
385
00:14:43,802 --> 00:14:45,830
If you don't love Jesus,
it doesn't matter.
386
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,972
That is enough!
387
00:14:48,006 --> 00:14:51,075
My wife is trying to share
our beautiful holiday,
388
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:52,276
and you won't let her, so you know what?
389
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,744
If you don't like how we do things here,
390
00:14:53,778 --> 00:14:55,146
you don't have to be here.
391
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,529
I see you, Paul. Handle yours.
392
00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:58,988
Ho, ho, ho!
393
00:14:59,013 --> 00:15:00,498
Ooh. What's that?
394
00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:02,756
Sounds like somebody's up on the roof!
395
00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:03,932
- Santa!
- Santa!
396
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,990
You know, anybody can buy a plastic one,
397
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:08,095
but only your favorite Granddad
398
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:10,598
can give real Santa your address.
399
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:14,101
I hope there's been
some good boys and girls inside!
400
00:15:14,136 --> 00:15:15,288
- Sit down!
- Ho, ho, ho!
401
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:16,695
Okay, now, Harrison,
402
00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:19,940
there is a sleigh
and real reindeer out here!
403
00:15:19,975 --> 00:15:22,309
But it's not gonna be blocking
my car in all night, right?
404
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,844
Can we please go see Santa?
405
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,753
No! We're observing Winter Solstice.
406
00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:27,281
♪ Hark, how the bells,
sweet silver bells ♪
407
00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:28,382
♪ All seem to say ♪
408
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,925
Oh! Is that the Harlem Boys Choir?
409
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,019
Half of them.
410
00:15:32,054 --> 00:15:34,455
The rest of them had another gig.
411
00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:37,024
- Ho, ho, ho!
- Can we please go to the window?
412
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,392
No, you cannot.
413
00:15:38,427 --> 00:15:42,163
- I hate Solstice!
- Listen to your children.
414
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:44,292
Why? Because you poisoned them
against me?
415
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:46,667
They used to love mischief and wonder.
416
00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:49,203
I think maybe everyone forgot
how beautiful today can be.
417
00:15:49,237 --> 00:15:52,039
Oh, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
418
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:54,675
Those lights are distracting
people from the Bahum Bush.
419
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:57,978
See? It's all about the Bahum Bush.
420
00:15:58,013 --> 00:15:59,196
Bahum Bush!
421
00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:00,776
I'm just now hearing that out loud.
422
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:01,993
It... It's not great.
423
00:16:02,018 --> 00:16:05,986
Too bad your Santa
can't be heard over my choir.
424
00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:07,924
Well, I can do 75 push-ups.
425
00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:09,971
Harrison, is this still going on?
426
00:16:10,026 --> 00:16:11,416
Hello?
427
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:12,893
But everyone else likes the lights.
428
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,528
Does it look like I care
what everyone likes?
429
00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:16,030
Hey, what? Those aren't regulation.
430
00:16:16,064 --> 00:16:17,093
All the way down!
431
00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:18,099
Mom...
432
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,100
No!
433
00:16:19,134 --> 00:16:20,234
Come on!
434
00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:23,984
This is so stupid!
435
00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:25,140
Can everyone just stop?
436
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,341
And why are we even fighting on...
437
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:29,710
Honestly, I don't even know
438
00:16:29,744 --> 00:16:31,402
what holiday we're celebrating anymore.
439
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,137
I'm going to my room.
440
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,253
Merry Christmas...
441
00:16:39,287 --> 00:16:40,856
everyone?
442
00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:47,459
Update on the lights.
443
00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:49,479
My dad and your dad are competing
444
00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:51,278
to see who can fix it first.
445
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,036
Neither know what they're doing.
Both may die.
446
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:54,295
Will keep you posted.
447
00:16:55,837 --> 00:16:57,270
Lights are on now.
448
00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:58,995
Casualties TBD.
449
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,546
Consider yourself posted.
450
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:03,241
None of this would have happened
if Mama would just accept
451
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:05,022
who I am and the life I've chosen.
452
00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:07,210
You'd have an easier time
if you do what I do...
453
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,843
lie your butt off.
454
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,750
"No, Mama, that was another girl
455
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,973
you saw riding in
the youth pastor's car."
456
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:15,036
I shouldn't have to lie.
457
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:16,628
Just because I don't believe
what she believes
458
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:17,662
doesn't mean I'm wrong.
459
00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:19,842
Then why are you telling Rainbow
what to believe?
460
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:21,709
What are you talking about? I am not.
461
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:22,901
Ow!
462
00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:25,203
You really want to try me
while I'm holding these pins?
463
00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:26,505
We always talked about
464
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:28,713
how we hated Mama
pushing her ways on us.
465
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:32,344
Look, girl, all I'm saying is,
break the cycle.
466
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:35,847
I am raising Rainbow
to follow her own heart.
467
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,850
What if her heart leads her to
celebrate traditional Christmas?
468
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:40,852
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life...
469
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,065
- Good.
- ...but you don't want her
470
00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:44,756
working out her issues
with a man in some airport
471
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,825
instead of coming home for the holidays.
472
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,552
I heard myself.
473
00:17:49,577 --> 00:17:51,052
Damn, I need a husband.
474
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,896
You need Jesus.
475
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,601
Mama.
476
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:07,640
I'm sorry I blew up at you.
477
00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:10,476
I just want you to respect
what I believe.
478
00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:13,146
Right now, it feels like you're saying
479
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,781
the way I live is wrong.
480
00:18:14,815 --> 00:18:17,250
Well, that's how I feel.
481
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:21,387
You with your... bushes
and sprites and head wreaths.
482
00:18:21,422 --> 00:18:23,089
It's like you went out of your way
483
00:18:23,123 --> 00:18:24,924
to reject what I believe in.
484
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,959
Mom, no. That's not true.
485
00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,107
I chose a different path,
486
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:30,496
and I want you to be okay with that.
487
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:34,334
Because I don't want to go
another 15 years like this.
488
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:36,054
Neither do I.
489
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:41,140
Look, I know I'm hard on you and Denise,
490
00:18:41,175 --> 00:18:46,145
but it's because I wanted to
raise strong, God-fearing girls.
491
00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:49,015
I'm strong.
492
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:51,584
I'm just not exactly like you.
493
00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:54,487
Just like Rainbow might not
grow up to be like me.
494
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,090
- You promise?
- Mom.
495
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:58,558
Just kidding.
496
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:00,799
Look.
497
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,736
I promise to try to understand
you a little better.
498
00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:07,105
I'd like that.
499
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,907
Mm, I love you.
500
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,475
Mm. I love you more.
501
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,644
Oh, honey.
502
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:14,980
Aah!
503
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,568
Bow! Sneaky girl.
504
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,504
I'd been obsessed with having
505
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,670
the whole family together
506
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,291
for what I thought was
the perfect Christmas.
507
00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,293
But we realized that the holidays
508
00:19:28,328 --> 00:19:30,128
are about more than just one thing.
509
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,964
It's religion, family, fighting,
510
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,800
but also healing...
511
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:38,119
and presents, store-bought and homemade.
512
00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:41,773
Yes, Judy?
513
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,308
Page Roger Winston.
514
00:19:43,343 --> 00:19:45,010
Girl, I'm not coming.
515
00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:47,446
Our family was a melting pot.
516
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,815
Each of us made it more complex,
517
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:53,185
more interesting, and more delicious.
518
00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:54,419
And we learned to love each other
519
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,923
because of our differences,
not in spite of them.
520
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,160
- Okay, um...
- Oh.
521
00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:05,697
And I finally got that picture.
522
00:20:11,868 --> 00:20:13,508
That one's from Santa.
523
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:22,327
Now, this is Christmasy. Thanks.
524
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:25,204
That one is from White Granddad.
525
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,135
New sneakers?!
526
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,536
Fresh.
527
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,321
School supplies?!
528
00:20:40,356 --> 00:20:42,857
I... hate it!
529
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,158
Okay.
530
00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:45,994
That baby needs Jesus.
531
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,258
Which one of you geniuses
532
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:49,530
gave that child pencils for Christmas?
533
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,698
You know who.
534
00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:52,229
Mama!
535
00:20:52,262 --> 00:20:57,262
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