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Two roads diverge before you,

Oh, traveller!

The one that will take you home for sure

is the one filled with ups and downs

The other is smooth as silk

but will take you to hell for sure

What does one choose, and when should he choose?

This, no school can teach. It's self taught

Look what you've done!

Mummy!!!!

Even a baby could have caught this one!

Do I look like a baby to you?

You're not even as good as that

Can't you just explain to him!?

You couldn't catch such an easy one!

Are you even fit to live???

Absolutely no shame!

Where's my laptop?

Is that thing even a laptop?

It's a damn virus!

It's full of all sorts of things

That's because you visit such questionable sites!

Avoid all unnecessary issues. Is it ready or not?

Yeah it's ready. You can collect it in the evening

Ok. Watch out, he's coming...

He's seen it!!

Who was it? Who was it !!??

Who broke the car windshield!?

I need to send it for a marriage next week!

So why are you looking at me? It wasn't me!!

- It was you!? - Not me! It was the ball!!

I'm going to kill this bald fell-...

- Wait. Don't be angry - What do you mean, 'wait' !?

He's feeling bad that he can't catch...

Let's repair it at his shop, and our man will pay

- Why are you alone? Where are the others? - Nobody's coming!

Look how we've become after marriage, guys

While we were in school,

we used to ignore all rules of the game,

and play with 16-17 players each side!

But now... What a complete shame...

You know Kamesh, right?

Shall I call him?

You mean your customer... From the TV channel...?

- Ask him to come - Right ok

- Hello bro - Hello bro

- How are you bro? - That's a very tough question bro

Tell me... What's up?

The weather is fantastic today

We're playing cricket and we wanted to know if you'd come

- Where are you playing? - Same place as last week

- How many overs? - We're thinking 6

Red ball or yellow ball?

Rell ball, bro!

Oh! In that case, I can't make it

You bat first, bro!

Oh! In that case, I'll be there

Damn miser...

Bring Rakesh also along with you, okay?

Ready sir... A bit to your left...

Guys, waiting to talk to us next is Mr. Niranjan

Yes, Mr. Niranjan! Please pour your heart out to us

Sir, I'd like to tell you a joke

Sure, tell me a joke. You can sing if you want, too!

No, sir. I want to tell you a joke

- Please go ahead - Ok sir

Once, a mouse was caught by a cat

So the mouse told the cat,

'Brother cat, I am the only son to my parents...

I need to care for them in their old age...

So please don't eat me and let me go'...

What do you think the cat said in reply?

- The cat, to the mouse? - Yes!!

I'm not sure. Why don't you tell us?

Please guess once at least!

No, no. I'd like to hear it in your own sweet voice

Oh, come on! I know you can!

Mr. Niranjan, please tell us all yourself

Shall I??

- Tell us, Mr. Niranjan... - I'm going to tell you!!

- The cat said? - The cat said...

said, 'Meow, Meow'!!!!

Are you mad!? Where are you calling from!?

From Ameerpet

Oh so you're the scientist of Ameerpet!

You're a cartoon, man!!!

- Are you even human!? - Sir, respect!

You call early in the day with your lame-ass jokes!

There are people your age becoming scientists at NASA!!

And you're calling the channel with stupid jokes!?

What was it? The mouse and the cat, eh?

You're a dog, man! A mad dog!

Worse than mad! You're a rabid dog, Niranjan!!

You're useless, Niranjan! Cut the damn call!!

Why stress?

This is the tenth lousy joke from the morning

They think we're jobless? "meow, meow", it seems!!

Ok, calm down. You act like this job is worth it...

Let's go play cricket

You've probably got first batting. I'm not playing

Nothing like that! You can bat first if you want to...

Come, the boys from last week called us

The boss is waiting for you

He called you both inside

Wow

Just look at where our channel is in the TRP list

Sir, our channel isn't on this list!!

Turn the page and see, Kamu!

Sir we're third from the end...

Why!? Why!? I want to know why!?

Tell me! Tell me what we can do!

The problem is with the content. We're very boring

A guy just called up and Meowed! Bloody idiot!

- What!? - I meant him!

I have some very brilliant ideas, sir

Just tell me your ideas...

I'll tell you if they're brilliant or not...

Imagine this situation, sir. There is an empty seat on a public bus

Now imagine a man and a woman also there. Who would you give the seat to?

To the woman, of course!

The woman is 20, and the man is 60. Now the seat goes to...?

To the 60 year-old man...

Imagine the 20 year old is 8 months pregnant. Who gets the seat?

Obviously to the girl!

Now the man has no legs! Who would the seat go to?

To the legless man, of course!

This is the basic problem, sir!

We ignore the details, we take sides, and we all just become judges!

We should do a show based on this problem

If we do, I'm telling you sir... We can actually-...

Hello

Sure sir! Sure sir!!

I'll take a flight to Chennai tomorrow

No sir. I'll take the next flight out sir

We'll come with presentation sir

Rakesh

Let's go!

Am I actually required, sir?

I need someone whom I can share my stress with!

Sir, I have many issues to deal with at home

Do you know what I deal with at home!?

Every house has its issues. Now let's go

Should I join, sir?

Thanks. No thanks please

Get a move on!

Thank God Rakesh had to go with him

Hi, Gundu?

You silly fellow, go bring me the ball

You're the silly fellow! Go bring me the ball!

Shut up! I'm the damn silly fellow. Enough?

Now go and bring the ball

Go! Nobody's serious about the game anymore

Run!

- Hi Gundu! - Hi. All good?

Isn't Rakesh coming?

He has no shame. He's at work

Erm... First batting... Is me, right?

- Yes, first batting - Oh, he remembers

- Run, you laz-... - Shh shhh shhhhh

- Hello? - Hello - Where are you?

Me?

I'm... As usual, I'm at office, in the middle of an important meeting...

You said you'd come to pick me up, right?

Is that what I told her !?

Oh, yes! I was just thinking about that

What are y'all standing around for? Bring me last month's files now!

Our channel is at an all time TRP low!!

Is this any way to work?

Justify you salaries... the food you eat with one proper day's work!

It's so important! Everything is on me!!

My God! I can't deal with this man!!

Jacqueline, I'm under a lot of stress right now, I'll call you in an hour ok...

Bye

Come on. Let's all sit

Why are we sitting down? Let's play!

With what? Let's chill until he brings the ball

- Come, sit - Make room

Hello...

- You didn't tell your wife the truth? - No

Why not?

I just can't...

She'd never understand

She'd be angry with me for playing while she's hard at work

Telling her would hurt her. She's too sensitive

You'll definitely be caught one day!

I'm just saying. How long can you fool her? You'll be caught

He'll be caught for sure!

But only if he's an idiot like you were!

- Shut up! - Why, what happened?

I'm your best friend, right?

Yes, you're my best friend...

Fine, I won't tell them. You tell them yourself

Tell us!! Tell us!!

- Uh, well... - Tell us!

I'll tell only you guys...

Don't tell anyone. Please...

Sure, sure

It was a beautiful evening...

There was nobody at home that day...

I felt really happy...

Because the climate was so co-operative,

I decided to watch a few 'colourful videos'

I had closed all the doors,

but alas, I made a mistake!!

I forgot the tower locks!

Out of nowhere, my wife opened the doors!!

I couldn't move from the shock

Her eyes conveyed the violence she intended on me

My eyes conveyed how much I begged her forgiveness

She looked at me like she was Godess Kali...

I froze, not knowing what to do...

Hello, hello!! Why are you laughing? Calm down guys

You were caught because of a video that you saw!

My friend was caught because of a video he appeared in, you know

So don't talk big! Oh.....

But what happened?

Tell us! Tell us!

A really shameful video of his leaked 2 days before his wedding

- Oh God!! - Oh God!!

Don't tell that story here, bro! Stop it!

You already know this story?

You've never told me!

- Haven't I? - You haven't!

Fine, tell us now

We came here to play cricket, right? Let's play

Play, it seems. I was the one who called you here

We'll play. There's no rush

When it came to me, all you duffers wanted more!

Playing can wait... Tell us the story

- You tell us - I'll tell them!!

Right, ok

A scandalous video of Rakesh came out

You mean the guy who came with you last week?

- That Rakesh? - Ah yes

So how does he know this story?

- You don't say anything - But why not!?

In my enthusiasm, I've blurted out that it's Rakesh

You all know Rakesh, and if he comes to know, it's a problem

- Do I need any of that? - No no, listen to me

I promise I won't tell anyone

- There's no need. No no no! - Please please please

- No! Definitely no man! - Please bro, please

Tell us, please! How much can we beg?

Ok. I'm telling only you guys

Promise me you'll never tell anyone

Yes yes we promise we won't tell anyone

I couldn't find the ball, guys

What do we do now?

All great stories start with love...

Even I shall start with a love story

He's been complaining of headache and stress

Recently, he's been really tense for some reason

That's why we came. Could you please check him out?

You and I were strangers

Who made us one?

I dreamt while I was asleep last night, doctor

How is that a problem?

No problem. Just that it was a beautiful dream...

So beautiful dream that I fear it might not come true

You...

and I...

a cute little baby...

and a puppy...

under the same roof....

enjoying a wonderful cup of hot, delicious Maggi

Yuck. I don't eat Maggi

You don't eat Maggi!?

Doctor, hot Maggi with some onions and tomatoes is extraordinatry!

I shall prepare it, doctor I'll make it for you...

Listen, I'm not coming with you from tomorrow!!

Got it? Everyday you're just-...

Even if you don't...

I'm going to come here every day!!!

Normally I would never laugh at silly jokes...

I don't know what it is...

The way you say them makes me laugh

Silly joke... yes

Thanks, doctor

I just want to be sure...

You don't smoke, do you?

No no no, not at all!!

- Drinking? - No no no, never!

- Ganja (marijuana) - No, no, no, no!

- Girls - No, no, no

Nothing you said was a lie, was it?

N..n..no it w..wa...wasn't

Even if you gave me 10 million rupees, my tongue would never allow me to lie

Enough. Enough now...

You're all I need

Enough. Enough now...

Your laughter is all I need

Enough. Enough now...

You're all I need

Men always go for 'Dare'

Women always go for 'Truth'

Give me your phone...

Chill !!

Dare. I'm Truth personified.

[Bottoms up, dude!!!]

Cheers!!

Without a few endearing fights, Love isn't really Love

It isn't Love...

The mistakes that we make in our love story

shall be set right by you and me

Doctor, my heart is heavy

I lied to the girl I love...

and that made her cry...

and that makes my heart heavy

Fine then...

Are you hiding anything else from me?

If you are, tell me now

Take you time,

but tell me the truth now.

No no, there's nothing like that, doctor... Nothing else!

My life is an open book. If you want, you can read me right now

Uncle, we love each other. Please try to understand

Please, dad...

- Johnson... - My uncle's son

Shall I get you a sprite? 2 minutes...

Hello

I can tell by your eyes...

You're a liar

I won't ever come back

If you force me to marry a girl of your choice,

then soon after marriage, you'll have to arrange for a divorce...

Divorce...

Do whatever the hell you want

- How is this, sir? - Nice! But that lifting of the leg...

This would be amazing!

No, no, no, no, no In public? No, no

It's really awkward to kiss like that in public

Look at this sir. Superb!!

I don't want to take off my shirt. I don't have a good body...

Ok boss...

Enough. Enough now...

You're all I need...

Enough. Enough now...

Your laughter is all I need...

Enough. Enough now...

You're all I need... - Sit down, you!!-

Enough. Enough now...

Your laughter is all I need...

Who is it?

- Phone off, sir!! - It's Suniel, man

Enough. Enough now...

You're all I need...

Enough. Enough now...

Your laughter is all I need...

Enough with all the love!

We've all understood

Why don't you... tell us the story about that video?

Ah, correct...

What's this guy's problem?

I'm going to kill him Torturing me

- Who is it? - That Suniel

You didn't give him the pre- wedding shoot. Must be why

He thinks he's PC Sreeram...

Wednesday, Thursday, then Friday's the reception. By the time this all ends...

- Then I can be free - You're overdoing this

Calm the body

By Sai Baba's grace, at least your folks agreed!

- Okay, then - Smile, dude!

Boss...

- I think I've seen you somewhere - Who, me?

I'm a VJ at L TV

Is that even a TV like that?

No, no... I don't watch much TV...

but I've definitely seen you somewhere else...

Hi

And you are...?

Johnson. Steffy's boyfriend

You're the boyfriend!?

And you're marrying her!??

- Who's photos do I take? - I still love her

No. No need. Now isn't the time. Wait

What's your problem, boss?

I'll keep trying until my last breath

What'll you try??

- Because I'm a warrior, bro - Wait

You think there'll be no problems after the wedding?

You think they can't get a divorce?

Problems can come up even before the wedding, right?

They will! They definitely will

- Hold on. Wait - You're getting a call

- It's a good omen - I'll go now

- Get lost! - Hello, boss

- Take good photos - Of you, sir? Sure!

- Ok sir - Not of him

of Steffy

Hey... Just go

Why is he reciting filmy dialogues like an idiot?

He's gone mad with the heat

This morning, a huge tiger

simply started chasing me!

I turned and asked “what happened?”

The tiger said to me “shut up and run!”

Even if we say that we don’t want problems,

will they ever keep away?

Even if I ask the tiger to not chase me,

will the tiger stop chasing?

Don't ever stop running! You stop, and you're dead!!

Don't ever stop running! You stop, and you're dead!!

Don't ever stop running! You stop, and you're dead!!

Don't ever stop running! You stop, and you're dead!!

- This is you, isn't it? - No it isn't me

It isn't me guys!!

It looks exactly like you!!

*stammers, splutters*

Why are you overacting?

That isn't me guys

Then who is it? Your twin, perhaps?

Should I call your dad? Should I?

I was confused at first too, but it's someone who looks like me

I couldn't believe it Crazy, right?

You didn't invite me to your wedding...

didn't give me video-photography...

and already you have a honeymoon video?

Who'd you give this order to?

This is a different girl

Oh My God!

One pre-wedding honeymoon with this girl

and a post-wedding honeymoon with your wife

Do either of these women know about the other?

What are you saying, man? Just hold on a minute

Hello Steffy

What happened to you? Where did you go?

Me? Err... That is... A friend had an accident

- What accident? - Oh that...

A head injury

What happened?

Err... ah...

We brought him to hospital... He needs a bypass surgery..

What are you blabbering?

Why would they perform a bypass surgery for a head injury?

Oh that? Basically...

He was born with a hole in his heart

He suddenly suffered a massive heart attack and fell down...

His head was injured in the process, so brought him to the hospital

Come on! I'm a doctor myself!!

Are you hiding something?

Take two minutes. Do not hide anything from me

Whatever it is, tell me the truth right now

I promise there's nothing

Did you smoke?

Steffy, what do they write on the cigarette pack?

'No Smoking' 'Smoking Kills'

'It's injurious to health' and that too in a huge font!

Moreover, you're a doctor. After promising you, would I smoke Steffy?

Steffy

There's no download option...

- Hello - Bro!!

How's the video, bro?

Are you insane!? Why are you doing this??

Warrior, bro

I'll keep trying to stop this marriage until my last breath

You problematic idiot!!

He's a problematic idiot!

Anyway, look at the amount of effort the girl is putting in...

Aren't you ashamed to have slept off like that?

That really isn't me. Why don't you believe me?

First, remove the video from your phone. Delete it. It isn't safe

Whatever, man...

Listen to me, guys. That really isn't me. Believe me

- Please, guys - Was it really him?

It was him. I promise that it was him

Really... I have a small request...

Is it possible to watch that video?

No, no. That would be wrong. Don't ask

Telling you the story is risky enough. Don't ask for the video

And after that? What happened?

'Rubbish video! Wasted 10 minutes of my life'

'Like here if you think you'll die a virgin'

'Why is he sleeping like that?'

'I also sleep man what's wrong in...'

'I'm disappointed in my life'

'Best wishes from Mahesh Babu fans'

Rakesh...

Tell me what happened

Ok

Don't judge me, bro

- I'm .... - I won't judge you

- I'm a good guy, bro - I know, bro

Basically, I'm from a good family, bro

I know, bro

- I'm a very ve-.. - I know, bro!!!!!!

It was me in the video, bro

I knew it, bro!

Dude!! Dude, look at me. Look here!!

- You traitor!! - Calm down

We've grown up pissing side-by-side! How could you not tell me and go?

Tell me how you went without telling me!!!

- Tell me why -It was an accident

Accident, my foot

A baby forming is called an accident these days

Did you entice, or were you enticed? Tell me now

I'll tell only you

- I can't hear you - Nothing's coming out, bro

Just tell me, man

I'll tell only you. Promise me you won't tell anyone

Ok, I promise. Tell me

- One year back... - Alright

That's when I met him for the very first time

- My boy - Sir

Have you ever acted in a film before?

No, sir

Nice. Very nice

Fresh face

Do you know for how long I've been searching for the right face?

- No I don't sir - Many, many years

I was flipping channels the other day

and the second I saw you on some channel,

I knew that you were just perfect for this character!!!

Thank you sir

Sir, snacks...

Please eat

- Have some - mannerless fellows... won't thank also...

You need to watch a lot of World Cinema...

A good movie must never feel like a movie at all...

- Shouldn't feel like a movie - It should feel real

After this movie,

you will go to a different level altogether!!!

Sorry, baby. This is your honeymoon surprise

- Comfortable? - Yeah

Baby...

- Yes, baby? - So...

Finally... Honeymoon

Honeymoon

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling very hungry

So...

Shall we start?

Sure

Let's start with Biryani

- Huh? - You know...

All that travel has really tired me out

So I just thought we'll eat something light

Why not? Let's eat

Ok

You dare sleep on your honeymoon?

You've had it!

Let's play

How could you sleep while she was putting in so much effort?

Trust me, bro. It was all acting

Acting, man!!

Trust me. I haven't done anything until now

How can I trust you?

You hid this from me, after all

It was just one day of shooting

After that, the film ran into problems and was shut down

Please... Trust me...

Whether I trust you or not, Steffy has to trust you

It's a guy's video, after all. Take it easy, man

If this happened to you, would you say the same?

If this happened to me... No, I wouldn't say the same

Why are you talking like this, now?

Ok, do you have the producer's number?

No, I don't

- The director's number? - I don't have it

That girl's number?

- I don't have it - What the hell?

Don't say 'no' for everything! Am I asking you for a loan?

Think straight and tell me

I lost my phone, remember?

I don't have anybody's contact info

Even if we had some other footage, we could've said this is a 'making video'

You're dead, bro. Confirm. You are dead.

Are you actually crying?

Just dust...

Nothing but dust

What do we do now?

shameshamepuppyshame.com

Seems to be a new site

Upload and make money... But...

There's no download option

Dude. Here, have a look

Uploaded: 20 hours ago Uploader: kungfupanda007

Who the hell is kungfupanda007??

What would his motive be?

Why would he want my video?

What shall we do now?

What more can you do? You've already done it all

You suggest something

My problem is your problem Your problem is my problem

We're friends, bro

brother from another...

mother from another brother

Don't confuse yourself. I got it

Can we say that the video was morphed with graphics and all?

Do you really think that people can't tell the difference?

First of all, why would anyone want to morph you into a video?

Who are you? Who the hell are you?

You think you're some KA Paul type celebrity?

The old man's laughing

He'll laugh to his grave, not to worry

Hey!!

It was 2338 views just now when we last checked

Stop clicking the damn link yourself

2k views are yours alone

He's laughing again

Just a minute

Chill, it isn't your video

Thank you

You be calm

Go to Steffy and tell her everything

Steffy? If I go tell Steffy this, she'll hang me out to dry

When I proposed to her,

she gave me two minutes, and then asked if I was hiding anything from her

I managed to fake a smile,

but inside a time bomb was going tic tic tic tic...

It exploded, and I told her, 'No, nothing Steffy'

Now if I go tell her that I've acted... not acted, slept, in a questionable film,

she'll break my face with her slipper, and murder me in the middle of the road

She makes me tell her, and then berates me for it

She's too sensitive

I'm feeling scared right to my gut, bro

After the wedding, I'm done for

The wedding itself seems done for

Come, let's go

- What should we do? - There's nothing left to do

We need a hacker

Let's call Paapa

He's not picking up

Yes, I know

- He's not picking... - Do you know where his house is?

- Aren't we always together? - Yes

Do you know where his house is?

- No - Obviously I won't know!

You think he died?

Are you drunk?

No it isn't like that, man...

You remember how he said he was really sick?

We didn't go visit him at the hospital either

Why woud he even hel-... Dude! Stef...Steffy's cutting my call!!!

Things become dangerous when Steffy cuts my call

Hey...

Is your story of that director and the films shoot even real?

Or did you really go on a honeymoon, and now you want to cover it up!?

Take the call

- Hello, ma? - Where are you?

Right here, ma

Come home right away... Steffy's come over

- So have her father and uncle - Why, ma?

How would I know?

Come and ask them yourself

Steffy and family are at my house, it seems

You think she knows about the video?

You're doomed

You're beyond doomed

Chill out, bro. It's just a phone video...

It's not 'pone' or 'porn'. Say 'phone video' please...

You go on ahead

I'll go on home. I need to do my laundry

- Come with me, I'm scared - Scared!?!?

Why the hell are you scared?

If I come inside with you,

your family will hang me up to dry alongside you, but with more starch

My family won't do all that. It's a very good family.

Steffy is also inside

She'll kill us with one look of her eye

Steffy won't say anything

When she sees me, her eyes will become wells of pure love

You think she knows?

Actually, I have some work at home I'll be back in about a week or so

Sit. Down.

- This is wrong, son - Daddy...

As you please, child. I shall not say anything.

You said you'd provide non-veg food at the reception...

Why have you decided on vegetarian at the last minute?

How can there be a wedding without mutton biryani and chicken 65?

My brother-in-law

Actually we wanted his son Johnson to....

Can there even be a wedding without mutton biryani and chicken 65? How?

We serve only vegetarian at our weddings

And he's my brother-in-law

We're pure vegetarians

There can be no non-veg at our weddings

Let's serve both veg and non veg, but seperately

And where will you eat?

Confused?

He's always been like this

A teacher's son should study well, but we were in for a shock

He said he'd be a doctor,

but now he's blabbering on TV for a living

So what if he's not a doctor? He brought home a doctor !!

You should be slippered first

You're the reason for everything wrong in his life, right from school

You failed in all subjects. He also failed...

You fell in love... He also fell in love...

And to top it all, both of you fell for Christian girls

Please just get married without any problems,

and then go do whatever the hell it is you want to do

Just don't give me anymore shocks

One more heart attack, and-...

Nothing like that will happen, dad

Right then...

I'd like to ask something when both families are present

Tomorrow when your babies are born, what name will you give them?

Hindu, like us?

Or Christian, like them?

They won't have babies tomorrow, uncle

Not tomorrow literally. In the future...

Excuse me...

Excuse me...

Steffy, they don't know what they're saying. I'm sorry

Are you hiding something from me?

No, no

That was... It was just one cigarette, for the stress. Sorry

Are you hiding something?

- Have you drank, recently? - God, Steffy!!

They've written 'Liquor drinking is injurious to health' all over the place...

Haven't they? I mean... Would I drink despite that, Steffy?

Moreover, you're a doctor...

Consumption of alcohol is injurious to health

How'd that happen? That fellow, again?

I'm a warrior

Oh that wasn't me. Did you think it was me?

You silly girl It wasn't me

Lies, lies, lies Whatever you say is lies

Sorry Steffy it was a mistake because of my friend's accident

So in my stress, I just...

It was just a light drink. I won't do it again I promise

You said, 'I don't smoke or drink'

then it became 'occasionally'

After our love story began, you said you haven't touched them

God knows what else is there

Do you smoke ganja? Are there girls?

Ganja!?!?

Why are you talking about ganja of all things?

- So there are girls - Steffy!

Please...

You're hiding something... Tell me right now...

I'm not able to trust you and this is killing me

- Please - I promise on God that...

Take your time, but whatever it may be, tell me only the truth

I promise there's nothing

Steffy... Ste-...

I didn't talk much inside only because Steffy told me not to...

My problem is not whether you drink and smoke at all...

It's that you lie to Steffy!

If you keep lying at this rate,

nobody will believe you even if you tell the truth!

Take care!

- I'll take care uncle! - Hmm!

Uncle! I'll also take care, uncle!

And uncle, I'll take care of your Mutton Biryani & chicken 65 ok?

- Ok, ok - Let's go

You crying?

It's dust!

- Let's go inside - Wait a bit

- I'm damn tensed! - Don't be!

It'll all be fine!

They've left, is it...

Hi bro!

I'm coming!

Hold on. He's had it today!

Wait! Rakesh! Rakesh wait!!

- Hey bro! Hey no no!! - I'm gonna kill-

How's the video, bro?

Did you see it? Clarity was ok??

Hit me... Kill me...

Even then, I'll keep trying till my last dying minute

You're an idiot!!

If you tell me to die for love I gladly will!

- Then die, fool! - I'm a warrior, bro!

Bear this in mind...

If she starts to hate you,

then she'll understand my love for her!

All I need is one more issue...

And I'll finish you!

Who is this?

What're you up to?

We've tied up Johnson...

Who's Johnson?

Obviously the guy we've tied up is Johnson, fool!

That I got! Who is this Johnson!?

He's the villain of Raks' life!

- Huh? No! - What happened?

If he comes to know about our man's video,

- he'll stop the damn wedding! - Wait! That means... It WAS you!

That is... Me... It wasn't me.. It was a guy like me...

- Hey, talk legibly! - Is it even necessary, man!?

We've tied him up, right!?

Just keep him here for a day. If he gets out,

he'll post the video and stop my wedding. Please

Get lost! I won't!

Dude! Please, man!

If Steffy finds out, I'm dead!

- Wedding cancel! - Look...

He's already half-dead...

Please cooperate

Ok I'll keep him

Sorry man. Just hang on for 2 days. Then we'll release you

Sai Baba!

I don't understand...

Guys...

Take him away from here soon

This is where I live!

I don't want to get into trouble

There won't be any trouble, man. Promise

You should be careful while making such videos, bro...

Careful!! Don't talk like this is a drunken car accident!!

It was acting!

- I don't believe you - It was acting!!

- I don't believe a word! - At first, even I couldn't

But it is all about trust, bro

Anyway...

- What happened, has happened - What do you mean!?!?

"Happened", it seems! Talk decently!!

Whatever happened, happened. Let's talk about the next step

- I'll think as well - Paapa isn't responding!!

- Let's go - Where to?

Police Station

[The police have initiated a cyber-safety programme]

[Many foundations are working together with the police]

[to create public awareness regarding cyber-crimes]

[The idea of the initiative is to protect the public]

[and so the everyone must work together to make this a reality, said the DGP]

[The public can now file complaints without any insecure feeling]

Come, let's file a complaint

Is that a good idea? It'll become official record!

The police are our friends, bro

I'll write the official complaint, ok? Come

What should we tell them it is? Personal or a cinema clip?

We'll tell them it leaked. What say?

Come

In the future, when I'm a celebrity, what if they use this in an investigation?

Sai Baba!!

Sai Ba-... Sai Baba!

If we are reincarnated, make sure we don't become friends!

Make me want to kill him!

Come, please. Come

- Who are you guys? - What do you want?

Problem

He's alive after all!

How are you both?

The Goodfellas

Good

How are you able to say 'good' in this situation?

What is it?

- Wedding, eh? - Yeah...

- Yes it is... - I thought so!

When an old friend comes calling after a very long time,

one can easily confirm that it's his wedding!

Did you guys even care if I was alive or not in the last 5 years!?

Hey, hey it isn't like that, bro!

What 'it isn't like that, bro'?

How long will you sleep? Get up now. Come on

I'm not sleeping!

I'm excercising!

Did you know that the human body burns 63 calories per hour while sleeping?

Googe it, bro!

Just you wait...

Th-... There's... There's a problem

What problem?

First promise me you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you

- Please. Only for you - You haven't said anything!!

What am I promising to not tell anyone!?

Basically, I'm a good fell-...

This is why your show never gets good ratings!

You keep beating round the bush; the audience sleeps! Just like him!

Dude, take a look at this

Don't!

Were you able to tell him?

"I'm good! My family's good!"

(Raks) On our friendship!

No friendship, no nothing! You just look at the video!

What's the problem here?

Oh...

You know this girl. I've to hack the site and remove video, right?

Didn't you look at the guy in the video at all?

I never look at the guy in videos like these!

Take a look at the guy just this once, it's okay

Raks!!!!

This is you, isn't it!?

What the hell happened, man?

What even is this!?

How did this happen?

Take it easy, bro!

How is a guy's video even a problem?

What is this!?

- This is not fair! - Why??

Gender equality should not be like this!

nor like this. It has to be fair!

Don't look at girls in one way and boys in another!

Please...

Can you remove that video, please?

There is nothing which cannot be done, my boy

Anything is possible

Hello...?

Swiggy! You're here!?

Why don't you eat this also while lying down?

Only one link is it?

- Only one, bro! - Or are there many?

Look! There are 2-3 links

Oh God, Oh God Oh God!!

All are copies of copies of copies

If I just remove the source, they'll all go

Oh God! If Steffy finds out I'm done for, bro!

Anyone else sees, and the wedding is off! They'll all laugh!!

Here he goes again!

If my son sees this, it's familial dishonour!!

I have a doubt

How do you know that it is a son who'll be born?

Tell me!

What is this, man??

Stress balls are meant to be squeezed, man

- Sorry - Not shredded to bits!

Sorry, bro!

We tell you to hack, and you play games?

If it's so easy, do it yourself!

Carry on

The Assistant Director lived near the shooting location!

Shall we go ask him? It could have been uploaded by mistake

You know his house?

Not really, but I know the area. Let's go there and ask around.

In this heat!? You want to go ask around!? I'm not coming

Heat!? I'll ki-...

Ignore the heat. Please, man!

Dammit!!

This BlackCat is killing me I say!

Who or what is a BlackCat?

BlackCat is a very dangeroud hacker

He and I are always at loggerheads

He just tried to hack me, but I hacked him nice and good...

- It's a war, brother! - What next, brother!?

You don't want, is it?

How long will this take, bro?

1-2 hours

In that time we can go to that ADs place!

- Shall we? - It's too hot. I stay

I'm the one feeling the heat!

How far is the place?

About an hour from here

- Let's go - You guys go ahead

- I'll update you - OK

- Yes, who do you want? - Hold this!!

Who are you?

That's my Akka (elder sister)

Akka! This is..er...Kamu!

Kamu, my Akka!

Akka, Raks! Raks, Akka!

My college friends

That was my last cigarette!

His wedding is tomorrow!

- Oh. Hi, congrats - Thank you

Your wedding is Monday? What are you here for?

Ah, that... We came to give him the invitation..

- Oh - Here you go

Nice

You must come

If it happens!!

Sure. I'll definitely be there

And what do you do?

I teach Math at Prince School

- Where'd you keep the keys? - Akka, I need the car please

I need to go to the hospital!

Anything wrong with you?

You seem to be the disrespectful type!

And you seem to be the strict teacher type!

All I asked was if she's sick!

My student is critically ill

Wow! A teacher visiting sick students in hospital!

My health suffered because of teachers!!

I hate my Maths Teacher!

Where are the keys!?

Is this it?

Hello?

Yeah my car broke down I'm coming in a different car...

I know, I know I'm coming!

With the wedding tomorrow, where are you guys going?

Erm... That is...

I have to invite another friend

Whoa! You seem to be inviting people until the last minute!!

Not like that! He's a close friend of mine. An AD!

That's why it's important that I give him the invite

You know, Raks has acted in a movie!

Really!? What's the movie's name?

No no nothing like that

That is... erm...

"Arise, sleepyhead, Arise"

- That's it, right? - Yes it is

Congrats!

- When's the release? - It's practically already out!

- Hello - Sir we're raising 9 lakhs for

- a surgery. Will you donate? - Donation!?

Nobody here will donate! Put the phone down!!

How many times will they harrass for donations!?

If you have, why not give?

- I can't give - Excuse me?

Let me explain

Apparently someone needs 9 lakhs for a surgery...

Meaning that the surgery won't happen without that amount

The maximum I can give is about one or two thousand

How much will these pittances add up to?

In the time that they give the money, what if the patient dies?

- I can't believe it - Don't just do whatever you can

Do what's necessary, what is required. That's what I believe

Ah yes... Hello? Tell me

Listen, a small mistake has happened here

What happened!?

Johnson has come to know about the video

What are you saying?? What happened!?

I went to inside to have a bath

I kind of felt shy having him there

So I left him outside, but by the time I finished my bath...

Why the hell did you need to bathe!?

Dammit, is my life a game to you all!?

Whether or not you bathe, you'll still look like a solar eclipse!

Really sorry. This won't happen again

What are you sorry for? Keep your sorries

Don't play games with my life Make sure he's well hidden, please

Yeah I'm on it

What happened?

Johnson has come to know about the video

Johnson has come to know about the video!?!?

-What video? - It's nothing !

Its a... erm...

That is to say...

His fiancee!

He had promised her that he wouldn't drink

Now a video of him drinking has come out

We're trying to get it deleted, with Paapa's help

Have some shame

It's important that she doesn't find out

But isn't it wrong to suppress the truth?

No matter what, the correct thing to do is to tell her the absolute, complete truth

Not telling the truth may be wrong, but suppressing it isn't

They are the same thing!!

You are mistaken, like most teachers !

The thing is... Telling a lie, is telling...

Hiding the truth, is hiding

How can hiding the truth the same as telling a lie?

It's all the same! Absolute cheating, ok!?

Oh! Cheating!?

Thats too strong a word. It isn't cheating

It is cheating! I know!!

I know that feeling

How do you know?

Because I was cheated!

By my husband!

It wasn't feeling right

I knew something was wrong

I even checked his phone!

But, nothing!

But later...

I recovered and read his deleted mails and messages

And my doubts were confirmed

He was cheating on me!

Dude!

Just pull over, here. My dad's calling. Please stop

Yeah...

- Hello dad? - Where are you!?

I'm on the way!

Tell me exactly where you are!

I'll be there in an hour

I asked where you are! Not when you'll be here!

You haven't even gone for your suit trial! Where exactly are you!?

I... I am...

Bachelor's party! I'm at a bachelor's party!

What!? Have you no brains?

With the wedding so close why do you even need a party?

What to do? Friends! Friends!

So you drink, is it!? Useless fellow!

Let me have a word

Look, we've already had to compromise a lot for your sake

Why are you behaving like a madman at the last minute?

Don't forget your father's heart! He shouldn't be this tense.

- Come home now! - I'm coming!! It's just... This party...

Get your butt here soon!

Answer one question right away, though

What name will you give your babies when they are born?

Hindu? Or Christian!?

What do I even say to this ignoramus!?

If you feel like it, have a good cry

No shame in a man crying

Cry it off

Dust bro, dust

Just dust

Dust

Felt hungry. Come in soon! Lets eat.

Eat... Eat well

Whatever the problem, biryani is the solution

The problems will go away, and stress also goes down

If you lie so much, stress is what will come

Why are you making a big deal out of a few drinks that I had?

But that is not all you've hidden

You also hid that honeymoon video, right?

I told her not to tell anyone, bro!

- Listen! - Yes?

- You're not hiding anything from me? - No, nothing like that akka

You're telling me the absolute truth now?

I'll tell you-...

What are you blabbering, man!?

She's a teacher! She knows what to say to to bring out the truth!

People of THIS type will delete their browser history!

They'll delete their call history! And their WhatsApp chats!

And when they're caught, They'll say, 'it isn't cheating'!!

If that's so, isn't looking into our phones cheating as well?

The only correct thing is to tell your fiancee the truth

It's acting, after all! She'll understand...

It looks very real. It was shot on a phone

With the wedding tomorrow, nobody will believe me...

Nobody will believe me... They'll be tough to convince

But if you hide the truth,

you'll only be a cheater

How?

Let me explain

Just consider this...

All of this happened to your fiancee, and not you

A similar real-looking phone video was made

Just... Acting!

It was shooting It was not real

And your girl acted in it. She did nothing else.

She, too, didn't do anything. She just slept through the full video

With 2 days to the wedding, that phone video leaks out...

She comes to you,

plays the video,

and says, 'I never knew,

it was all just acting,

please believe me I am innocent'

At that time, would you accept her story?

Tell her the truth before the wedding

Marrying her otherwise would be very wrong

And if you don't,

I'll tell her at the wedding myself

Be it telling lies, or hiding the truth,

isn't marrying a woman and cheating her wrong?

Raks, man... So sorry

I won't tell anyone ever again

Again!? What the hell do you mean?

"Again" it seems!

You better get on with the deleting

For your own good... I'll kill you otherwise

Yeah I'm on it

Even if he deletes it, his sister said she'll come tell the truth...

All we have to do is kidnap the sister - Hey!

That's my sister!

I just want to disappear!

If only a few days...

could just be skipped, it would be great

If only life had a skip button!

You know what I'm saying? Like a skip button on a video. To skip...

- Dude, life means-... - Shut it, man!

Life means to shut your gob!

Now I've to take his advice also

You know, if you ask me...

I think telling Steffy everything is correct

Fear kills. Rather than die a hundred fearful deaths,

It's better to tell the truth once and for all

Take the phone... Call her, I say

This is unwanted inspiration now!

You decide to tell the truth and make a call now, we'll all be hurt

Don't do it

I've meditated upon fear guys

It creates illusions of what isn't there...

and makes molehills seem like mountains...

I'm telling you, just call her and tell the truth

If you make a call to your folks and tell them the truth,

they're not going to give you the damn Bharat Ratna Award!

They'll cut you up for having hidden it so far

- Don't talk - Hey

Lies bring joy today, but sorrow tomorrow

the truth brings joy today, but sorrow-...

Well, I think I did not say that right,

but you say it right to her. Tell her the truth, please!

- I know women physically... - What the hell!?

Psychol... I mean psychologically

Don't tell. Do not tell.

- I'm telling you as a friend, call - I'm telling you as a friend, don't call!

- Call! - Don't call!

- Don't call! - Call!

I'm telling you not to call!!

I'm getting a call!! She's calling

- is it? - Steffy Steffy

Stop the car! Stop right here!

- Take the call! - Take it, but don't tell the truth

- You have to tell the truth! - No no no!!!

Yes yes yes!! Listen, now!

Rather than die a thousand deaths, face the problem once and for all!!

What the hell are you going in a loop for?

- Enough with your googled philosophies! - You shut up!

Will you listen to me or not? Talk to her!

Will you listen to me or not? Don't talk!

- He'll tell her! - He won't!

- He will!! - He won't!!

- I'll make him!! - I won't let you!!

Hello?

Where are you?

I'm at the hospital! Friend had an accident right. That's why I'm here

Hello? Hello?

Hello!

- What happened? - She cut the call! Oh God!

I thought I'd say the old lie-...

I mean the old truth,

but I've created a new lie now!

How does this woman trust even a single word from you?

I've told far better lies than this in grade school!

- I swear! - How does she even?

Hey! She's video- calling me man!

Steffy! Video call!

What do I do? Paapa??

- Kamu? - I dunno

- Don't take the call - Tell her!!

Don't take the call!!

Why didn't she believe him when he said he was where he was ?

Believing in people is Humanity, after all

But if she actually video-calls to check, what can a man even do?

Was he caught?

Was he caught?

Was he caught?

- Why are you in the car? - Steffy, the doc says it's serious!!

I told you that my friend had an accident, right...

I just came out to buy medicines for him

"Move your vehicle sir! Don't you have any common sense? I've got a patient here!"

"How can you sit there yapping oh the phone! Move your vehicle!"

Oh God! There's an ambulance right behind me, Steffy

Being the val-... Being a doctor you'll know the value of a life...

I love you... I'll call you back.. take care!

Dude, Polanski is calling!

Are you insane, man?

What is your problem?? Sir... Sir!!!

Polanski sir, what the hell is happening?

That entire video has leaked...

Please do somthing to help me, sir

Who uploaded it?? Please delete it, sir!

[Where are you right now?]

How does it matter where I am!?

Please understand, sir

Where are you, sir?

Please do something. I'm getting married tomorrow!

[I'll send you a GPS location]

[Come there, and we'll talk...]

Now there's no reception!

Is this where he told us to come?

You saw me calling him. He isn't picking up, man

Dude, a car seems to be approaching...

Sir! Please...

Sir, please don't shoot them yourself

It's election time... We'll face problems

You've only just got a ticket after trying for so many years

Don't spoil you chances

The rest is upto you

Fire when I say ok, ok?

I said 'okay' to check if you had understood! Not to fire!

Fire only when I say, 'Fire'

- Ok sir - Got it?

- Have you understood now? OK? - Ok sir

Sir, it's better you explain with full clarity to him, sir.

It's a matter of life and death

You've ruined my girl's life, haven't you?

She's your daughter, sir?

He's my uncle!

If her father had found out,

I'd be speaking to your dead bodies by now...

Sorry sir

Because I'm generous, I'm talking to you while you are alive

- Shall I finish them sir? - No, hold on!!

I should throw y'all in jail on a harrassment charge!

Sir, I'm the one who was wronged. I slept! I didn't do anything sir...

In a fair world, I should sue him for harrassment!

Why did you do all this?

Sir... erm... ah... This is...

This is a real story, which happened to me, sir!

Cut it! Not like that...

Wait, I'm coming

So...

You eat the biryani, go to the washroom, and wash your hands...

But when you come back and look at him,

you see that he is snoring, deep in sleep like a buffalo

- Ha ha ha - Sir!!!

Sir why are you calling me a buffalo in front of a lady?

This is based on a real story... How else should I shoot it!?

You've ruined our girl's life!

Why are you saying the same thing over and over again?

I didn't do anything, sir! I slept there! Really, sir!

My wedding is tomorrow, sir. Please understand

No wedding, no nothing. First delete the video

If not, she'll be the one you marry tomorrow

Sir, please understand. I'm getting married tomorrow

Sir, please understand. I'm also getting married tomorrow

By 'I', I didn't mean me. I meant him...

Who among you uploaded that damn video, huh?

- Was it you? - Sir!!!

Sir what are you even saying? Please try to understand!!!

I am in the video! I've been running around like a mad dog to delete it. It wasn't me!

- Was it you? - Sir, I'm his friend!

I came to know about this godforsaken video only today!

Why would I upload it!?

- Then it must be you - Sir!!

I'm starving, I'm tired. I've been with them all day, trying to delete this video

What do I know sir? I'm in no way related. I'm a hacker, sir!

What is a hacker?

That means that he's the only guy who can delete the video...

I can't do it this fast... I've sent a link to the uploader

I can access his laptop only if he clicks on it. Otherwise I can't, sir

Delete it before I count to a 100 otherwise you will be deleted...

- Count it down - Backwards or forwards, sir?

Tell me exactly, sir... Otherwise you'll abuse me

No, I got it. I got it

100

- 99

- 98 - Do something Paapa!!

- 97 - Godfather 1!!

- 96 - Where there is a will,

- 95 - there is a way!!

- 94 - You can do it!!

- 93 - Time and tide wait for none!!

- 92 - Playstation!! Fortune favours the brave!!

79

- 78 - I'm doing it, sir

- 77... 76 - As a director, I'm telling you!

- panda001 - 75

No, no!!!

- kungfupanda007 - 49

Try your grandpa's birthday!!

- 46 - come on!

- Paapa you can do it - 42

- 10 - type what I say paapa!!

- 9...8...7...6 - Be positive! It's very easy man!

- 5...4 - wrong counting sir! Restart it!!

- Paapa!! - Shut up, guys!!

- 3...

- 2... - OH MY GOD

He's clicked it Sir, I got him!!

Sir, take a look

There's nobody there!

- Buffering, sir - Who is this guy

Sir it's still buffering, sir

IT WAS YOU!?!?!?!?

Yeah... it's me

Why did you do it?

A phone came in for repairs, bro...

I opened it up, and found the video... And I just couldn't stop laughing!!!

I uploaded it just for fun,

but the result ended up like this

You uploaded it for fun!? Fool!

Some money would have also come, right?

- This is a sin, my man - Why? Woudn't you watch it!?

How have you not killed this guy yet?

That's what happened next

Do you know him?

No... No I don't, sir

This looks like some phone repair shop, sir

Do you know him?

- Hello? - Listen!

Remember I gave you my phone to change the display?

- Yes sir - You personally oversaw it, right?

The guy there said it'd take an hour, sir

So I stepped out to have pani puri

You imbecile!!

Which shop was it?

It's in Ameerpet. Smart Service

Hey... You people stay here

- You come with me - As you please, sir

Call the number... CALL!!

Sir, if I call him and he realises the value of the video...

That's why I'm thinking

Are you going to ask him for his review of the damn video?

Let's ask him for the shop's opening time

Yeah 98843..93420

- Hey! Open up!! - Who is it??

Who the hell are you all? What if the shutter breaks!?

Sir, I seem to have seen you somewhere

Sir, could I ask you something?

Could you please hit me after telling me why, sir?

kungfupanda007... Isn't that you?

What are you even talking about?

- You keep deleting! - Yes sir

What are you deleting, sir?

"Arise, sleepyhead, Arise"

Oh, I've got it now!

- It's you in that video, right? - Cool it!!

Hit him, sir! Bash him!

I give up, man

I admit defeat

What happened?

- Tell me the password - I love chota bheem...

$ ... 1, 4, 3

What password is this?

- I love... - Sir!

'i love' in caps...

'bheem' in caps...

'chota' alone in lower case

Chota bheem, and kung fu panda!!!

You look like a mixture of both! You think you're a schoolkid? Hit him sir!!

Sir, I may look rough, but inside, I'm very sensitive sir!

- Ok ok, calm down - Please tell him not to kick me

Link deleted, bro

- Remove the source copy too - Yeah I'm on it

- Delete whatever necessary - Yeah yeah

You blackguard!!

Why do you have so many videos?

Rakesh, some videos here are more comical than yours!

Sorry boss

I saw the video...

With some editing, it looked superb

I uploaded it just for fun... Comedy... Jolly

Please don't stand up, sir. It scares me. I won't do it again

I've called Steffy so many times...

but she isn't picking up... Let's leave soon...

Don't look at me like that. We'll leave only after you eat. Eat fast

Do you think you'll get married tomorrow?

Why would you even say something so inauspicious?

Inauspicious? Me?

Just shut up and eat, please

- He's coming - Hi sir

- There are no other links, right? - No, sir... 100%

I'm looking

Check properly

You're a good man, my boy

That's what I've been telling everyone, sir

That girl, though.

She's really dangerous!!

Why, sir?

Just look at her

You people stay here

You come with me

Why did you do this?

Tell me on your word

Didn't I explain everything to you clearly before the shoot?

Yes, sir

Sir, how will this work out? Let's avoid this portion

Why won't it work out?

It'll definitely work out

We have a strong message!

- Message?? - Don't stress yourself out

Don't be afraid

Why are you afraid?

While acting, one must never ever feel shy...

You should be brave...

No fear, ok

This girl is being so brave...

What's your problem?

Just act with confidence

I'm not the least bit tense about the video, sir

I don't understand why...

my uncle is creating such a scene...

Take it easy

It's all about how you take it

Look at that girl! How brave she is...

and you're literally eating us alive

He's coming here

Have you checked it?

- No other links, right? - No sir

100% not there

I've checked. You can trust me

Your wedding's tomorrow, right?

Yes sir

That's only if all links are gone...

Otherwise...

You've written just this story? Or are there others?

Is there just this story or are there others?

If I direct, this will be the story, sir

Lighter...

Lighter, sir...

King Hacker?

A new link has been sent...

to my mail!!!

- Check it out... What is it? - I'm looking

I'm not able to understand

- Unknown number

- Hello? - Hi, I love your video

WHAT?

'Arise, sleepyhead, arise'

Who's this?

King... King Hacker

I want 20 lakhs

20 lakhs!?!?

Arrrange the money...

or go viral...

- Your time starts now - Sir hello! Hello!!

What is it?

He's demanding 20 lakhs

20 lakhs?

Who is this guy?

King Hacker. He's the one who sent me the mail

- Drive!! Go fast - I'm doing it!!

This is really fishy. I think someone is extorting us!!

What do we do now?

- What do we do? - Shut up and wait

King Hacker's calling

- Let me talk to him - No, let me talk to him

- What should I do? - Put the speakerphone on

Talk with authority

- Hello, hacker. This is Kamu - Hi

How're you doing? Hope you're doing-...

Stop daudling and come to the point

Sir, 20 lakhs is too much for this video

I estimate that 1 lakh will be correct

If its worth so little, why are you desperately hacking? 20 lakhs

Sir, we're just trying to learn hacking. That's it

Moreover, sir, this video is of a boy. Is so much cash needed?

- 2 lakhs - Boys are prime targets now. 20 lakhs

Sir no, no

If you look at the video,

our boy has done nothing but slept

- 5 lakhs - *laughter*

20 lakhs

Tell him 15!! Offer him 15

Final... 10 lakhs

Don't think of it as 10 lakhs The amount will feel small

Look at it as 1 million... The amount will feel right

Ok, final. Rs. 19,40,000/-

Why 19,40,000?

Because it's my choice

Arrange the money, or go viral

I will arrange, sir I will arrange

Tomorrow. 5 pm

I'll share the location

Rs. 19,40,000/- Don't forget

Do you think someone we know is doing this?

- Paapa? - Huh?

- How do they make these untraceable calls? - Forget that, man

Confirmed bro. This is that BlackCat's doing

You didn't do anything, did you?

- Yes, I did it - Why did you do it, traitor!!

Seen through jaundiced eyes, even James Bond will look like the Joker

So you didn't do it?

Tell the truth... It was you again, wasn't it??

On my word! On God!! It wasn't me...

I really think it was that Mandy girl

I think it was Paapa

- Sam, bro. Confirmed! - No, it wasn't Sam

- Then who was it? - Let me...

Hey just hold on!

What happened next?

Ok, bro. All the best... Cya

Come with me, man!!

I'm not coming. They will wring my neck

They won't do any such thing, bro. We're from a good famiy!!

Alrighty then...

when your babies are born...

what names will you give them?

Hindu, like us? or Christian like them?

I'm asking you! Answer me!!

INDIA!!!!

I will name my child 'India'

I don't have religious, or caste affiliations, ok?

I will live and die happily

India is my country. All Indians are my Brothers and Sisters

I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage

I shall continuously strive to be worthy of it.

I give my parents, teachers and elders respect and treat everyone with courtesy

To my people and my country I pledge my devotion

In their well-being and prosperity alone,

lies my happiness!

Super!!

19,40,000

19,40,000

How much do you have?

I have a lakh

So we need another 18,40,000

How much do you have?

Including mine...

we need another 18,30,000

You try people in your circle,

and I'll try people in my circle

Bye... Bye, bye

Thanks

How much did you manage?

24,000

24,000??

24 thous...

- What about you? - 6,30,000/-

What the hell? How'd you do that?

I was always first at every single oral competition in school, bro...

It's all about communication skills

What do we do now?

Uncle, I'm sorry

I spoke too much in anger Please don't misunderstand

Tell me...

There's... a problem, uncle...

Tell me what it is

I need to...

borrow some money...

What for?

Tell him

It's a personal problem, uncle

I've seen you without clothes, son...

When you were young... When you were newborn...

What's personal between the two of us?

Tell me

It's a personal video that...

What? What was that?

It isn't mine!! It's Kamu's...

Please just shut up...

Is it 'that' kind of video?

Yes and to remove it, we're in need of cash

I'd happily give you money if it were your video

Why would I pay for his? Not interested...

Please, uncle

My problem is his problem His problem is my problem

We're friends... Brother from another mother

You're great, bro. Thanks...

How much do you need?

- 10 lakhs - WHAT??

5 will do... 5 will do...

That's too much for me

- I can give you 3 - 3 will do, uncle

Thank you so much uncle I love you

- Will you transfer it? - I'll give cash in hand

- All ok, right? - Yeah. Let's go

Here you go. The cash you needed

Take it

- Thanks, uncle - You're welcome

- Thanks, uncle - Welcome

- Alright... - You're not leaving?

Leaving??

I'm in charge of you, my boy

They told me not to leave your side

From here, we'll go to the showroom,

You'll change into your suit there,

and from there, we will all go to the marriage hall.

You start the car

Where's the loo?

That side, sir...

My stomach's feeling uneasy

Just 2 minutes

- I'll be back - Why just 2 minutes, uncle?

Slowly... Spend some time, it's okay...

What do we do, now?

Why are you asking me, huh?

Stop asking me questions, man

You think my parents gave birth to me for this!?!?

In critical situations like these, give me solutions, if any

Don't mess my head up with questions

It's always the same with you

The same!!! Why would you ask??

Your questions are small, but they demand very large answers

Do you know how difficult it is? You concentrate on ideas and give me one!!

Idea!!

The idea was to beg.

We promised our boss that we'd do any kind of show to increase our TRP's

We begged, pleaded, and got the money on loan from him

Why are you this late?

I'll tell you. Insted of coming directly here,

- they went all over-.. - What he means is

- there was heavy traffic - You shut up!!

How can I trust you with my daughter?

Who the hell asked for her?

Uncle!!

It was a joke

- Sir! - What is it!? - Call the bride, it's getting late!

Hi, Hi. Hello guys

Hello. All well? How much did you bring?

- 20,000 - Here you go... 30,000

- Nice nice - 15,000

Oh! Good...

A little closer. Smile, sir

Even that, I've to tell him

A little up. Ok

Sir, I've definitely seen you somewhere before.

I told you I'm a VJ at L TV

- VJ at LTV - I told you, as well, right?

I don't watch all that!

Dude! DUDE!!

King Hacker called

He said to take a bus and go to Ambarpet

It's definitely BlackCat. BlackCat, I tell you!

You give him this money,

- and get the link deleted - Me!?

- yeah! - But how can I-...

- How otherwise? - Look, look - Where did you go?

- Please don't shout - Where did you go!?!

- Why is she crying? - Who?

Steffy. Why is she crying?

Oh that... That is...

She's going to miss her parents, right

- I'm sure it's only that. Right, bro? - Right, bro

- Look! That aunty is calling - Who?

She's right there, look! Just go see what she wants

Hey! You want me to make the exchange?

I'm a professional hacker, not a goonda for hire!!

I need to be here!!

- If I leave him alone, he'll die - What about me?

- King Hacker called you, right? - Yes

You go, give him the money, and get a good look at him

After the wedding, we'll track him down and beat him senseless!!

Can I eat and go?

I tell you not to smoke, or drink

Do you know why?

Do you know how much your health could suffer?

I've seen horrors at the hospital

You might think that I'm trying to control you...

but I really care for you...

I love you

- Happy married life!! - Thank bro, thanks

So you slept in the video, eh?

Happy married life, bro!!

So you slept in the video, eh?

Hi bro...

Apparently you're in some video?

What video? What are you saying?

The one in which you slept!

Who the hell told you about the damn video?

Kamu told us, bro

All our boys contributed

Ok... Happy married life

I'll see you guys

What's this about some vide...

Yes, yes. Correct, correct Good boy. Bye!!

Hello?

Why the hell have you told everyone?

When I asked for money, none of them gave anything

That's why I told them the story. Sympathy ploy worked!

I only told them the story... Didn't send them the link

Making money requires sacrifice, my friend...

- Steffy, I'll be back in 2 minutes - Why?

It's a little urgent...

What is so urgent?

I'll just take a leak and be back in a minute...

Go later

If they see me standing here alone,

it'll look horrible...

Please Steffy, it's urgent. I'll just be right back!!

2 minutes... I'll be back

I had to search 14 wedding halls before I found you here...

I could kill you just for that!!

Shall I !?

Then your wedding and death anniversaries will be the same

Sir!! Put the gun away!!

Not in a public place

Excuse me...

What are y'all doing here?

washroom!!

- Who're these people? - I'll tell you

- They are all Rakesh's schoolteachers - yes schoolteachers!!

He was the Biology teacher,

- he was the biology teacher, - Greetings

and he was the...

headmaster...

Greetings. Hey what are you doing?

and she is his daughter...

- Hi - Hello

You studied computers and biology too?

Biology in his first year...

Computer Science in his second year...

- How'd the college agree? - it's actually a huge process...

Could you be on stage for a bit?

Just stay there. We'll come back, we'll come

- Please eat and then go... - Oh definitely

- Why did you run away? - What is this, boys?

Sorry sir.. It's just...

the new link came in, and we wanted to delete it

we ran away so that we could arrange for money

- Money? - yes sir

Who's asking for money?

Why are you this late?

Stomach upset. It's okay, I'm fine now...

- Hello? - Hello...

- Hello! - Hello!

- What hello? - Not you. To Paapa

- Hello!! - How many times will you say Hello?

You're behaving weirdly!!

What's happening, man?

Nobody's here yet

Whatever needs to be done, just please do it fast

What needs to be done fast?

Er.. Ah... That...

The wedding is happening really fast, right. I meant that

Meaning?

You don't want to be married so soon. Yes?

Nothing of the sort, my dear

What's happening?

I'm still waiting

Next stop, it seems

- Shall I come there? - No, sir...

No need. There's no need for unnecessary confusion

Suniel is on the second call...

Just a minute. I'm adding him

Guys! Johnson has escaped!!

What the hell!? You've got to be kidding me

I promise! on God!

Hey, who's Johnson?

- Oh no!! - What oh no?

Oh no-thing!!

Kids.. small kids are falling down. Control them, aunty!

You've seriously gone mad

Who the hell is Johnson!?

Please give me your phone

Just one call, sir. It's urgent!

Tell me who Johnson is or I will shoot all of you!!

- Uncle he is... - hey!!!

I meant Don.. No... Sir! Sir...

Johnson is the guy who is in love with Steffy

Steffy? isn't she the bride?

Then why is Rakesh marrying her?

Sir let me start from the beginning. You'll understand...

Johnson loves Steffy Steffy loves Rakesh

Rakesh also loves Steffy

Rakesh and Steffy are getting married today, but you already know that

What you don't know is...

Johnson is still in love with Steffy

He's trying all sorts of things to stop the wedding

He's a warrior, sir

If you keep going on about unnecessary things,

I don't know if I'll kill the rest but you, I definitely will

Sorry sir. I only intended for you to understand

That's why I tried

9 8...8 4...4 6... 3 6...3 6...

What's after 3 6???

What 'next stop', 'next stop'?? Do you want your money or not?

I'll just leave now!!

Confirmed? Sure?

Right... Ok

- Paapa? - Hello?

He's incessantly saying 'next stop', 'next stop'

Shall I just hack it myself?

Tell me which stop. I'm coming...

Sir, I'll touch your feet and beg you. Please don't

Paapa, your sister won't come to the wedding right?

She'll be unnecessary stress for us...

- Hi - Hi, hi

- Hi - Oh God

Steffy this is Samyuktha, a friend from college...

Paapa's sister

- Hi - Hi

- Have you told her? - Not yet. Please don't do anything rash

What should he tell me?

Oh look there!!!

It's the family of that kid next door!!

- Please don't say anything - Will you tell her or shall I?

What should he tell me? No issues. Tell me

Don't tell her, please

Actually, I need to organise a general health checkup camp for my students

- I had told him to ask for your help - Sure

- Thank you - Sure, sure!!

Sure, why not? Why not? Sure

Photo!!

I thought about it...

Sometimes...

either out of fear, or to not hurt our loved ones,

we may have to tell lies...

Even my ex hid the truth from me out of fear...

Didn't I tell you? I told you that!!

Just do me a favour, and get out of here, bro

- Anyway, happy married life... - Thank you. Thanks a lot...

- See you - yeah. Thank you

Thank you! Thank you...

It was a 6... then...

Aaargh, they took my phone!!

Great escape! You pulled it off!!

Come let's take a photo

If I'm a wrong number to you, you're the same to me. Cut the damn call

Hello?

Dude, link deleted... 100% confirmed. Deleted

Yes!!! Yes, yes!!

Happy!! Very happy happy...

#wedding!!

Happy lights, bulbs, all of us...

Did you see who it was?

I couldn't, bro. He took off before I could...

But I'm 100% sure, bro. It was him. BlackCat. It was BlackCat

Ok then, chuck it. Congrats, Rakesh

Listen, just make sure that Johnson doesn't say anything

Whatever he says, nobody will believe him. Because...

He has absolutely no proof of anything

What is this, brother?

Don't you know you've to recharge?

- Congratulations!! - Thank you sir...

If any other link surfaces, then congratulations will be cancelled

Hi... Congratulations!!

- Congratulations!! - Happy married life

Congrats, ma'am...

School teachers...

Chemistry teacher...

He's our physics teacher, and he's the biology teacher

He's our Headmaster

And who's the girl?

My daugher... Err I mean his daughter

- Photo photo... - Of course... photo

Sure, yeah...

Narrate your story after we're done here. Lets see

Don't sleep on your honeymoon...

Congrats, Happy Married Life, she said...

- Thanks - Super...

Oh.. Sure... yeah...

Sorry boss...

Why the hell have you come here?

Who is this?

My friend!! I told you he had an accident right? It's him

How are you? All ok?

All ok... All ok...

Please forgive me, boss. I'm feeling really bad. Extremely sorry...

Why is he saying sorry?

Oh that... Err... Ah...

I helped him even though today's the wedding, right?

Earlier, I had asked him for a favour, but he didn't help

I helped him despite that, right? So he's feeling very sorry...

- Sorry boss. Please forgive me - It's okay bro... I forgive you...

You're forgiven. OK?

Keep your hand on your heart and tell me, sir...

My hand is on my heart. I've forgiven you.

Now I beg you, please go away from here

Thank you very much sir. I won't do this ever again sir. Promise sir

You promise? Yes that's good Now you please go. Go go...

Give me the camera. Put this on charge. Ready!!

Sir, you both take a selfie,

and I'll capture that pose.

It'll be terrific

Ma'am, you click the snap

- Give me your phone - Yeah let me just...

I hate you

It's okay

I love you

Ok sir...

Have a look, sir

Terrific, right?

- What is this? - What is what?

- This video - What video?

Which one?

You'll sleep on your honeymoon, is it?

I'll get you

Let's play

Oh the video that Suniel sent! The first one!!

That Whatsapp copy?

Yes, that Whatsapp copy...

Oh no

He cleaned the whole world, but not his own house...

If only he had the presence of mind,

he wouln't have been caught because of his own phone...

Phones are very problematic...

Yes. All problems can be traced back to a phone

What happened next?

- One minute!! Phone call!!! - Tell us now! Where are you going?

He stopped right in the middle, man!!

- Tell me, dear - Where are you?

Yeah, I'll be there in half an hour

- Where are you right now? - At office!

Lies. Do not lie to me

No, I'm really at a meeting in office!

I called Rakesh

He told me you're not at office

Really? Is that what he said?

- Rakesh is lying to you - He also told me you're playing cricket

Lies, lies, and more lies. Won't you ever change?

Hello, hello!! One second!!

What were you telling them?

What story were you telling them?

What story were you telling them?

When did you get back from the meeting? Did it go well?

Apparently the meeting was cancelled

Why did you tell Jacqueline that I'm here playing cricket?

Kamu, this is uncontrollable. The game is over...

- What do you mean? I don't-.. - Hey!!

First tell me what you told them

What will I tell them? What can I tell them?

- About the 19,40,000 loan tensions - What was that for?

What was that for?

- Your honeymoon tragedies video... - Oh! My honeymoon tragedy video is it?

Who was in the phone video? Who's story was it really!?!?

- Who got caught!? Tell me!!! - It was me!!! All me!!!

It was all me!!!

You don't smoke, do you?

Would anyone who reads 'Smoking kills' on the packet smoke at all? No no no

- Drinking? - No no no, never!

- Ganja? - Ganja?

- Girls...? - Yes, of course. Girls are...

NO! I mean...

I'm a one-woman man!!

we're playing for the team of love, uncle...

He loves me, and I love him...

If you really expect me to marry the girl you've chosen,

you'd better arrange for an immediate divorce as well...

Do whatever the hell you want!!

You traitor!!!

We've grown up pissing together! How could you not tell me ?

- Talk softly... - Tell me, fool!!!

- I'll tell only you. Promise me... - What are you blabbering?

I'll tell only you. Promise me you won't tell anyone

- So you both are honeymooners - Sir!?

- Sit down... SIT DOWN!! - Sir what do you mean honeymoon?

Sai Baba!!!

If we are reincarnated, make sure we don't become friends!

Make me want to kill him!

Get out!!!

Take it easy, bro...

How is a guy's video even a problem?

This is unfair!!!

Gender equality should not be like this, nor like this...

It has to be fair... Please don't view girls in one way and boys in another!!

It looks very real. It was shot on a phone

Jacqueline is on the line!!

- He'll tell her! - He won't!

- He will! - He won't!!

- I'll make him! - I won't let you!

Hello... Jacqueline?

One doubt... Did the wedding happen or not?

Jackass, you saw him speak to his wife just now... Are you following?

- I don't understand anything - Oh you haven't, have you??

It wasn't Rakesh and Steffy's wedding at all...

It was Kamu and Jacqueline's... Kamu flipped the entire story!

Fraud of the first order, you knew this, didn't you?

I was the uploader

Often times, when I get caught at home,

I always make him the hero in the story I tell...

What happened affterwards?

How many times did I ask you?

- Why hide things from me? - Sorry

I was scared you wouldn't understand my side of things...

Why wouldn't I understand?

Because you're overly sensitive...

Because you're not mature enough

You're the immature one

Look, if you would understand, I would've told you ages ago...

If you had told me the truth, I would have always understood

Fine... Ok...

You're not mature, and I'm not mature...

We're one and the same...

Please... Let's get married...

I love you

My dream remains the same...

If you don't want Maggi, I'll get you Upma, or Pesarattu...

Excuse me...

I don't smoke... I don't drink...

No girls, no videos

Most importantly, I would never ever lie to you

What does he have,

that I don't have?

He makes me laugh... I think that's what it is

There's something that even you don't know, you know?

Who do you think King Hacker is?

BlackCat

Would you like to know who the real King Hacker is?

What happened to whom? Tell me...

Dude... That day... on the bus...

I lied that I hadn't seen King Hacker

- What? - Yes... but

I saw him that very day...

Right here?

Leave the money and go

Right, ok

Akka!!!!

Let me explain

You remember I came to visit a sick student of mine?

They said, 'she's in a critical condition'

The treatment would cost 20 lakhs, they said

I tried every source I could

Finally I decided on a ransom for that video

I didn't know how to do it, though

Then... Google!!

Hello, this is King Hacker

I anticipated that you might doubt my involvement...

That's why I came for the wedding...

and called him as King Hacker

Not this stop. The next stop...

Don't you think that someday, Kamu would ask me who King Hacker is?

What do I say?

Who? Kamu?

He's an idiot, bro. Show him a photo of whoever you want. He'll believe you...

It's okay...

Traitor!!

19,40,000/-

I'm still paying off the installments

Boss?

Do you have the video? Can we see it?

Why are you after that video?

Even if the sky falls, all you care about is the video...

Boss, do you have it?

- You have it? - I have it

- Show us, please? - I've already seen it bro

- Show us - Don't show them!!

- You have to show us - There's no need.. No!!

Let's play...

I got a story Listen up

Listen!

Come, let me tell you a story

I’m telling only you

Let me whisper it into your ear

And I’m telling only you

Isn’t your life in itself a story?

And aren’t you the hero of that story?

Tell me your story

Make me tell you mine

Yours as mine

Mine as yours

Let’s keep swapping stories

just to pass the time

come, come

What is justice, and what is duty?

Who am I to judge?

Who is good, and who is bad?

Everyone’s a character in the story anyway!

Come, let me tell you a story

I’m telling only you

Let me whisper it into your ear

And I'm telling only you

once upon a time in a kingdom of yore

ruled a mad king the maddest in lore

people sang his praises out of the fear he had fed

legend told of a warrior; the Tiger who would behead

in every story ever told

what is poison? and what isn't?

what is wrong? what is right?

what is magic? what is fraud? who is good? who is bad?

who's who in which story? who is pulling the strings?

we won't ever know Will we?

Seen through your eyes

his story seems different

Seen through his eyes

your story looks different

but look at your story through his eyes

and the scales will fall from your own

i'll tell you a story that subverts storytelling

i'm like a pen who's story is the ink that's flowing

this is between you and me you and me, us three

dig deep, and the truth shall set you free

How similar are we? How different are our thoughts?

how diffferent are our stories? are we good or bad in them?

no heroic act, and the story lacks flavour

be fearless, and they will sing about you forever

Once the façade is forced to fall,

your life is a story, after all

Once the façade is forced to fall

your life is...

Isn’t your life in itself a story?

And aren’t you the hero of that story?

1... 2... 3 to the 4

we'll sing a little low to bring back the flow

no matter what may be no matter who says what

even if nobody wants to listen to your stories...

never stop believing

whatever the hell may come to pass

in that story, you're the Alpha

in your story, you're the Hero

in that story, you're the Alpha

in your story, you are the King!