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- Ahh!
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[yelling in Swedish]
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I'm not having this!
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How's it going, bros?
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It's PewDiePie.
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You're about to watch me
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get the absolute shit
scared out of me.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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This show takes
what I already do,
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getting scared of horror games,
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but taking it
to the next level.
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Oh, shit.
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A really fucked up level.
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- Naughty boy!
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- Oh, shit!
What the fuck?
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So if you love watching me
get scared shitless,
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you're gonna love
"Scare PewDiePie."
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[haunting music]
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat pop music]
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[buzzer sounds]
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- Felix.
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- Hello?
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- Hey, Felix, it's Rach.
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Come on out.
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- All right. One second.
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- We're joined today
by Rachel,
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who doesn't trust Damon
or myself...
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- Nope.
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- To do the shoot.
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- Is that a venomous snake?
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- I got to be honest,
I didn't check.
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You tell me.
- No, I don't want to go!
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- How did she get in there?
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- I have no idea.
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Go, guys! There's a fire!
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Let's go!
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- How's it going, bros?
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It's PewDiePie.
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Well, it's the last game.
I can't believe it.
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Awesome journey
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filled with terror...
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[screaming]
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Let me out!
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Disgust...
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Ew!
Eh!
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Betrayal...
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- Okay.
- What is this?
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A lot of mixed emotions.
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I can't trust anymore.
I just can't.
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- Uh, I'm sorry that
I couldn't be there for you.
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I'm sorry.
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- Great.
All right, let's go.
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- Let's go.
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What can you tell me
about today, then?
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You're being very secret today.
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- Well...
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- There's only one game
left on the list.
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- Would you be disappointed
if we weren't playing it?
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- No, you know what?
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I will tell you, though,
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what I will be disappointed in.
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If I don't see Timmy again,
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I'm gonna be legit pissed.
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- That'll do it.
- Good.
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- [chuckles]
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- [holds low note]
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- So when I say Sweden,
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what's the first thing
that comes to mind?
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- Meatballs.
- Kevin.
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- Uh, I think of the blue
and yell--yellow flag.
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- Yes.
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- And Vikings.
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- I think if you
went to Sweden,
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you'd probably be
disappointed.
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- Why?
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- There's no Vikings.
- There's no Vikings.
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Are there meatballs?
Is there chocolate?
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- There's a serious lack
of meatballs.
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No, chocolate is Switzerland.
- Oh, you're right.
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- And I'm kind of offended.
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- Oh, no!
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- At me thinking that?
- Everyone gets that wrong.
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- I'm sorry!
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- [echoing]
Felix? Is everything okay?
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[distorted speech]
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How's your coffee?
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- [laughing]
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- Well, I don't even know
what's going on.
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- I'll find you, Felix!
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This will not be the end!
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- [distorted speech]
Vikings?
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[distorted speech]
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- Hello, Felix.
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- This is PewDiePie.
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What up, bros?
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- What'd we do
to betray your trust?
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- Trapped in the dollhouse.
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[intense music]
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- PewDiePie.
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Now we got to help him
get out.
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♪ ♪
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First off,
take off your blindfold.
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This is gonna be weird.
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What am I gonna get today?
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Okay!
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♪ ♪
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I'm crippled!
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Help!
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Sorry about your legs
no longer working.
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They don't want us to leave
the dollhouse.
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How did you guys do that?
That's fuckin' weird.
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[laughing]
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Oh, a banana.
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Safe word.
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To escape, we need to conquer
our greatest fears.
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The first step to escape
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is to read the letter
on your desk out lout.
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Okay, I will read the letter
on my desk out loud.
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Hello, Felix.
This is PewDiePie.
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"We have amnesia."
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Oh, shit!
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"There are three things
you must do.
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"Find the key to escape,
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"find the secret phrase,
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find yourself."
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Okay, here I go.
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Yes, can really walk
in these things.
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[laughs]
Oh, it's me!
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I found myself, guys.
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Me and Marzia.
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How did you find these pictures?
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These are my private pictures,
guys.
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Turn right, Felix.
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Turn right?
Or am I right?
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Okay, here's another.
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Go to your left, Felix.
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PewDiePie, you crazy, man.
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Find the key, Felix.
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Where's the key?
I don't--
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What?
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- Hey!
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[knocks on door]
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Hello?
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Oh, shit.
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- No!
[laughs]
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Hell no.
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Wrong way, sorry, Felix.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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- You opened the wrong door
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and you need to be punished.
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Elbows on the table!
- I did not sign up for this.
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Ah, okay.
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- Naughty boy!
- Ah!
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What the fuck?
- Naughty, naughty!
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- Okay.
- You get down on the ground.
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Crawl around like a dog.
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- Eh.
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I d--I can't--
Ah!
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- Bark like a dog!
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- No--ah!
- Bark!
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- Ah!
- Bark louder!
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- Woof! Ahh!
- Bark like a dog! Bark!
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- Bananas!
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- Get back over here!
- Bananas!
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This is not--
- You are late for dinner!
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- This is seriously not cool,
guys.
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- Get over here.
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- Whoa! Okay.
- Piece of shit!
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- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- Get in there!
- Oh, what the f-- piggy!
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- I've made three courses
for you.
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You have to try all three.
Get over here.
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All three!
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Now!
- Ah! Okay.
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What is this?
- Just eat it!
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- I'm not gonna eat it!
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Oh, shit.
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"The"?
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Okay.
Come on, Felix.
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We got to find out
what the secret phrase is.
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There's nothing in here!
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[gasps]
No.
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It's in the bottom, of course.
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Okay, okay. I'm--
- Hurry it up!
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- I'm trying. It's really hard.
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"Bro."
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Oh, shit,
not the poor little fellas.
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Oh, God. I'm sorry, guys.
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"The bro lives."
Fuck this.
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- Congratulations.
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- [muttering]
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- Get over there.
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Follow him and do
what they say!
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[chanting in unison]
One, zero, zero, one...
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- What the shit?
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What the fuck is this?
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One, zero, zero, one, zero,
zero, zero, one--
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All right.
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You know I can't sit--
what are you--
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why are you doing that?
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[chanting in unison]
One, one, zero, zero,
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one, one, zero, one, zero, zero,
one, one, zero, one...
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- What are we doing?
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What the fuck?
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- [raspy breathing]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, well,
I think I can do it.
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I feel pretty confident.
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Yes.
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Oh, shit! What the fuck?
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What?
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- Okay. Fine.
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Okay, there you go.
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Are you happy?
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Got it.
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Yes.
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[thunder booms]
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- Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck this.
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- [growls]
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- Oh, shit! What the fuck?
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God damn it.
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Oh. It's gonna suck.
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Yes.
That was not me.
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♪ ♪
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Good party.
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Oh, shit.
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Mr. Chair!
- Hey, buddy.
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- Hey!
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I missed you, man.
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- How's it going, buddy?
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- Yes!
- Come on over. Have a seat.
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- Yay!
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Okay.
[laughs]
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
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- Hold on.
We've got a long ride ahead.
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- Where are we going?
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- Whoo. Yeah.
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- H-h-hold on.
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- Mr. Chair,
what have you been smoking?
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- We're almost there.
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- "Almost there."
We haven't gone anywhere, dude.
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- Pewds is out there.
- Thanks, dude.
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All right, bro, I feel like
we're almost there.
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Whoa!
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- [deep voice] Now I need you
to get the hell off of me.
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[dramatic music]
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- No! Ah!
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- [deep voice]
Up the stairs.
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- All right,
thanks for the ride, dude.
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- [cheerful voice]
All right, buddy.
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Time to scoot.
- Bye, my old friend.
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- Bye-bye, Pewds. Don't die.
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- I'll see you
on the other side.
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Okay.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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No, fuck you.
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In order to find yourself,
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you have to face your fears.
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Oh, hell no.
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You must move past
the untrusted statues,
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if you want to escape.
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This is fucked.
269
00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,971
This is well fucked.
270
00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:35,106
Oh. This is great.
271
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,543
Oh, no!
272
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:38,877
Oh, shit! Fuck!
273
00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:40,245
Fucking S.
274
00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:41,614
This is fucked.
275
00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,882
Stop mind-fucking me.
276
00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:45,817
[gasps]
No.
277
00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,052
♪ ♪
278
00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:48,787
[children giggling]
279
00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,689
[sighs]
Little dolls.
280
00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:52,423
I fucking hate little dolls.
281
00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:54,960
Don't become one of the dollies
in the dollhouse.
282
00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,629
I just need to find myself.
283
00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,096
Excuse me, lady.
284
00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,798
Hello?
285
00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:03,534
Sorry to wake you up.
286
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,403
Oh, no.
287
00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,072
What the fuck?
288
00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:08,574
I found myself.
289
00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:11,076
Are you fucking kidding me?
[laughs]
290
00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:14,312
It is, like, 98% accurate me.
291
00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:16,148
We have the same dress.
292
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,484
The same--
what?
293
00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,985
What the fuck is this?
294
00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:21,552
Hi?
295
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,822
[laughs]
296
00:10:24,855 --> 00:10:26,359
[laughs]
297
00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,862
[laughs]
298
00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:31,996
This is the best.
299
00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:33,264
[laughs]
300
00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:34,633
What do I do?
301
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,602
Come closer, Felix.
302
00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:38,236
It's me.
303
00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:39,337
Is there something there?
304
00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,039
- [deep voice booms]
305
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,441
- Ahh!
- Oh, shit!
306
00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:43,908
What the fuck?
[laughs]
307
00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,144
- [deep voice] It's been me
this whole time, Felix.
308
00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:47,612
- This is fucked.
309
00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:51,115
- I'm going to keep you here
forever, sugar tits.
310
00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:53,217
I'm sending my dark servants
311
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,886
to make sure you never...
312
00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:56,921
- Oh, shit.
313
00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:59,525
I'm PewDiePie.
314
00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:01,693
I don't fucking know.
315
00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:03,228
I--um--
316
00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:09,668
- No!
- Ahh!
317
00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:11,003
What the fuck?
318
00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:12,437
[laughter]
319
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,472
Who licked?
Who was licking all the time?
320
00:11:14,505 --> 00:11:16,240
- [laughs]
- Was that you?
321
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,110
- We were making weird--
- I had no idea!
322
00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:19,478
- Licking--you were licking?
323
00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:20,645
- I was licking
through the hole.
324
00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:22,747
- What the fuck?
You were, like, licking.
325
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,649
- I was just making
weird noises.
326
00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:25,717
- Yes!
- You didn't recognize--
327
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,985
- Yes.
- Ahh.
328
00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:28,487
- You didn't recognize
our beautiful voices.
329
00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:29,954
- You didn't recognize
his tongue?
330
00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:30,956
- No!
331
00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:32,858
Honestly, I had no idea.
332
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,892
I'm so glad it's you guys.
- Yeah.
333
00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:37,296
In this situation,
where you're wearing a dress.
334
00:11:37,328 --> 00:11:38,296
- Dude, this is--
[whip cracks]
335
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,364
Oh, God. No.
336
00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,266
Not her.
Oh.
337
00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:43,235
- What's your real safe word,
Felix?
338
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:44,903
- Bananas?
- No.
339
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:45,903
Real safe word.
- Please!
340
00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:47,038
I don't know!
- Safe word!
341
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:48,173
- I don't know it!
342
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,075
- Tell me your real safe word
right now!
343
00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:51,442
- This has gone too far.
Bananas.
344
00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:53,044
- Don't play the fucking piano!
345
00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:55,113
Give me your safe word!
346
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:58,283
- This is too far, like,
this is legit safe word-thy.
347
00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,317
- This is not over.
348
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,985
You will be seeing me again.
349
00:12:01,019 --> 00:12:02,955
- This show is not--
350
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,623
What are we doing, guys?
351
00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,090
Is it over?
- Did he do it?
352
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:07,459
- Please tell me it's--
353
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,827
[cheers and applause]
354
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,429
This was the last game!
355
00:12:11,462 --> 00:12:12,831
Oh.
356
00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:14,733
- Good job.
- I'm so glad that shit's over.
357
00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:20,671
♪ ♪
358
00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:22,975
I don't know what the fuck
to call this.
359
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,210
This was the weirdest one
by far.
360
00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:27,012
I just can't believe
I didn't recognize you guys.
361
00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:28,546
- Uh, was it a relief
when you saw them?
362
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,548
What was going through
your mind?
363
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,716
- Yes!
I'm like, "All right,
364
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:31,716
well, they'll help me
with whatever,"
365
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,750
but no, you just stood there.
366
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:33,985
- We just stood there
and laughed.
367
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,287
- We--it was funny.
368
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,522
- You know about the girl?
369
00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:38,656
You told me about, like,
weird sex, like, bondage,
370
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:39,658
or whatever.
371
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,225
She was naked almost.
372
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:42,326
And had a whip.
373
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,462
Today was definitely
safe word-thy.
374
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:46,331
Like, before, maybe I didn't
really need it.
375
00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:48,167
Today, I was like,
"What the fuck?"
376
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,134
She spanked me,
like, 50 times.
377
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:51,202
- How are you feeling?
378
00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:52,303
- Well, I liked it.
379
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,139
I'm j--
[laughter]
380
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,008
- So explain to them
what you've done
381
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,075
the last three weeks.
382
00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,276
What has happened to you?
383
00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:00,945
- I got to find keys
through a bunch of maggots.
384
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:03,014
This is so fucking gross.
385
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,549
That smell like shit.
386
00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:06,184
[gags]
387
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:07,785
- Alive?
- Yes, they were.
388
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:09,387
And they liked to bite you
as well.
389
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,924
It was very good.
- Lovely.
390
00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:13,859
- I'm a fast runner
when I'm being chased,
391
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:14,860
I learned that.
392
00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:17,095
Okay, fuck this.
Fuck this.
393
00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:18,297
Fuck this.
394
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,298
[laughter]
395
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,566
During the military thing,
396
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,634
I got to run through,
like, war.
397
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,838
Wah!
[explosions booming]
398
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:26,971
Ahh!
399
00:13:27,004 --> 00:13:28,673
I've seen some shit, guys.
400
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:29,841
You can tell.
401
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,309
- Well, you're done.
402
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,644
- Oh, yes!
403
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,846
[cheers and applause]
404
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,114
Yes!
- You did it.
405
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,516
- I want to thank Timmy.
406
00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:39,150
Timmy was the baby doll
that's been through me
407
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:40,218
through the whole thing.
408
00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:41,752
He died twice in the show.
409
00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:44,755
[somber music]
410
00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:45,756
♪ ♪
411
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,825
Tim.
412
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:49,094
Okay!
413
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:50,428
Well, I did it!
414
00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:53,698
I conquered these three weeks
like a boss.
415
00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:54,966
I was never scared
416
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,802
for even a second.
417
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,772
[screaming]
418
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:02,807
All right, this sucks.
419
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,342
[screaming]
420
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,343
No, no, no!
421
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,777
[screaming]
422
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:07,812
What the shit?
423
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,816
[screaming]
424
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,283
I'm just so glad it's over.
425
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,284
[laughter]
426
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,120
And as always, bros,
427
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:16,254
stay awesome.
428
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,489
I feel like I got to go in
for this one.
429
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,124
[mimics explosion]
430
00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:22,127
[dark music]
431
00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,594
Can we get the party started?
432
00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:25,097
Nicky's here!
433
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,731
- Get the fuck off the stage!
434
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:27,899
[gunshots]
- What the fuck?
435
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,902
Seeing myself in the mirror--
436
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:31,970
that was fucking weird.
437
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,038
- That guy looked
so much like you.
438
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,373
- When we first came in, like,
439
00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:36,173
we literally thought it was you,
and I was like...
440
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,375
Shit!
- Too bad he died, though.
441
00:14:37,408 --> 00:14:38,476
I wanted to meet him.
442
00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:40,278
- Hey!
- I'm PewDiePie!
443
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,913
- It's PewDiePie!
444
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,715
- You are a beautiful man.
445
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:44,682
Yes.
445
00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:51,567
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