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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,766 --> 00:00:21,859 % % May the best man win% % 2 00:00:21,935 --> 00:00:24,301 % % May the best man win% % 3 00:00:24,371 --> 00:00:29,832 % % May the best man win% % 4 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:34,404 % % Way out West, a rich, old man had two such different sons% % 5 00:00:34,481 --> 00:00:38,975 % % Eli spoke with Bible raised, and Billy spoke with guns% % 6 00:00:39,052 --> 00:00:43,386 % % Daddy Bloodshy left a will, and Eli said, �That�s fair�% % 7 00:00:43,457 --> 00:00:48,019 % % But Billy said, �No, let�s fight it out% % 8 00:00:48,095 --> 00:00:49,528 % % So I can get your share�% % 9 00:00:49,596 --> 00:00:51,723 % % May the best man win% % 10 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:54,130 % % May the best man win% % 11 00:00:54,201 --> 00:00:59,537 % % May the best man win% % 12 00:00:59,606 --> 00:01:01,540 % % The mayor said, �Folks, let�s work it out% % 13 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:04,133 % % by setting up a race�% % 14 00:01:04,211 --> 00:01:06,179 % % And everyone said, �Poor preacher man% % 15 00:01:06,246 --> 00:01:08,771 % % He�ll fall right on his face�% % 16 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:13,183 % % Eli was a city boy, and Billy knew the land% % 17 00:01:13,253 --> 00:01:17,849 % % �Please don�t go, � the schoolmarms begged% % 18 00:01:17,924 --> 00:01:19,414 % % But Eli took a stand% % 19 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:21,586 % % May the best man win% % 20 00:01:21,661 --> 00:01:23,959 % % May the best man win% % 21 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:28,899 % % May the best man win% % 22 00:01:28,969 --> 00:01:30,834 % % When they meet% % 23 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:33,464 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet% % 24 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,474 % % When they meet% % 25 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:40,002 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet on that street% % 26 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,208 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet% % 27 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:47,947 % % Hot lead and cold feet, hot lead and cold feet% % 28 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:55,928 % % Hot lead and cold feet, hot lead and cold feet% % 29 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:58,396 % % May the best man win% % 30 00:01:58,465 --> 00:02:00,695 % % May the best man win% % 31 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:06,205 % % May the best man win% % 32 00:02:06,273 --> 00:02:10,471 % % Daddy Bloodshy left a will, and Eli said, �That�s fair�% % 33 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:15,174 % % But Billy said, �No, let�s fight it out% % 34 00:02:15,248 --> 00:02:16,681 % % So I can get your share�% % 35 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,014 % % May the best man win% % 36 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:21,280 % % May the best man win% % 37 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:26,121 % % May the best man win% % 38 00:02:26,193 --> 00:02:28,184 % % When they meet% % 39 00:02:28,261 --> 00:02:30,695 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet% % 40 00:02:30,764 --> 00:02:32,789 % % When they meet% % 41 00:02:32,866 --> 00:02:37,394 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet on that street% % 42 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:40,634 % % It�ll be like hot lead and cold feet% % 43 00:02:40,707 --> 00:02:45,337 % % Hot lead and cold feet, hot lead and cold feet% % 44 00:02:45,412 --> 00:02:47,710 % % Hot lead and cold feet% % 45 00:02:47,781 --> 00:02:54,345 % % Hot lead and cold fe-e-e-et% % 46 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:20,509 No man should have to face mornin' 47 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:23,413 or old man Bloodshy sober. 48 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:24,916 That's a good idea. 49 00:03:24,985 --> 00:03:28,216 Why don't you wait here, and I'll go and get us a drink? 50 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:35,890 It'd been better if I'd thought of it five minutes ago. 51 00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:42,997 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 52 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:45,094 Whoa. 53 00:03:45,171 --> 00:03:46,729 Whoa, there. 54 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:52,976 We are here, sir. 55 00:03:53,046 --> 00:03:54,707 Here, I'll give you a hand. 56 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:56,476 You do, and you'll get my foot, 57 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:57,915 you jailhouse jellyfish. 58 00:03:57,984 --> 00:03:59,110 Mind the wind, sir. 59 00:03:59,185 --> 00:04:01,813 And mind your business, Mansfield. 60 00:04:04,424 --> 00:04:05,891 Great glory. 61 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:08,587 Take a look at that sight, will ya? 62 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:10,095 Mine. 63 00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:14,361 Bloodshy territory as far as the eye can see. 64 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:16,629 The doctors are quite concerned. 65 00:04:16,703 --> 00:04:18,227 How much time does he have? 66 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:19,704 According to the doctors, 67 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:22,708 if he doesn't take care of himself, it will be soon. 68 00:04:22,776 --> 00:04:25,370 How much time if he does take care of himself? 69 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:28,243 They give me at least two days. 70 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:29,942 And that's why we're here. 71 00:04:30,016 --> 00:04:34,544 To get a last look at what I'm leaving to my heirs. 72 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:36,350 Heirs? 73 00:04:36,423 --> 00:04:38,391 The land, the town, the money. 74 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:39,618 When you say �heirs,� 75 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:42,059 you do mean your son Wild Billy, don't ya? 76 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:44,961 When I say �heirs,� I mean just that. 77 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,465 I found my other boy. 78 00:04:47,534 --> 00:04:50,298 Many years ago, I grew a might too wild 79 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:52,736 for my bride's highfalutin ways. 80 00:04:52,806 --> 00:04:56,503 So one day, she up and ran off back to England, 81 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:58,567 taking half my sons. 82 00:04:58,645 --> 00:05:00,078 Half? 83 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,977 You mean you got two boys? 84 00:05:02,048 --> 00:05:04,175 Traced him to Philadelphia. 85 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,150 This town needs another Wild Billy 86 00:05:06,219 --> 00:05:07,550 like it needs an earthquake. 87 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:10,988 You eat them words afore I pound your face into a flapjack. 88 00:05:11,057 --> 00:05:13,753 We better write a new will so everything's fair. 89 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,728 You can stick your quill back in the goose. 90 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:18,957 I already writ out my will. 91 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:22,627 And you ain't gettin' it until I'm ready to go. 92 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,260 But a new will? 93 00:05:24,337 --> 00:05:26,601 Mansfield, what do you know about this? 94 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,470 Absolutely nothing, sir. 95 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,133 I never heard of it. 96 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:31,370 What are we gonna do? 97 00:05:31,444 --> 00:05:34,174 Will you wait a minute while I think about this? 98 00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:35,771 There's gotta be an answer. 99 00:05:35,849 --> 00:05:38,647 Whoa! 100 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,188 - Bloodshy! - Bloodshy! 101 00:05:57,037 --> 00:05:58,937 2, 3, 4. 102 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:02,604 % % Oh, something good is bound to happen% % 103 00:06:02,676 --> 00:06:04,644 % % When love is in your heart% % 104 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:06,372 % % For love and human kindness% % 105 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:08,539 % % Is where good things always start% % 106 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:11,015 % % There�s goodness in your neighbors% % 107 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:13,018 % % There�s goodness close at hand% % 108 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:14,849 % % Oh, let�s spread love and goodness% % 109 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:16,912 % % Over all this blessed land% % 110 00:06:16,990 --> 00:06:19,049 % % Blessed land% % 111 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,059 % % Blessed land% % 112 00:06:21,127 --> 00:06:24,563 % % Over all this blessed land% % 113 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:25,893 Everybody! 114 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,728 % % Something good is bound to happen% % 115 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:29,701 % % When love is in your heart% % 116 00:06:29,769 --> 00:06:31,464 % % For love and human kindness% % 117 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:33,597 % % Is where good things always start% % 118 00:06:33,673 --> 00:06:36,073 % % There�s goodness in your neighbors% % 119 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:38,167 % % There�s goodness close at hand% % 120 00:06:38,244 --> 00:06:40,508 % % Oh, let�s spread love and goodness% % 121 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,548 Stop that racket! 122 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:43,877 Let's get outta here! 123 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,884 These vegetables tell me something. 124 00:06:45,952 --> 00:06:48,614 - We've got their attention. - Get outta here! 125 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:52,055 Those guys over on 10th Street were listening a lot better. 126 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,717 They were throwing rocks. 127 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:55,283 Eli, is that you? 128 00:06:55,361 --> 00:06:56,487 Oh, Father Joshua. 129 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:58,963 I'm sorry to bother you during your work, 130 00:06:59,032 --> 00:07:01,967 but I have a very important letter for you. 131 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:04,503 It's marked �special delivery� and �urgent.� 132 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:06,038 And look at that postmark. 133 00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:07,596 Arizona territory. 134 00:07:07,674 --> 00:07:09,335 That's way out West. 135 00:07:09,409 --> 00:07:10,774 That's curious. 136 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:13,939 Good shot, Harry. 137 00:07:14,013 --> 00:07:15,742 I didn't know my father. 138 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,749 I didn't even know I had a father. 139 00:07:17,817 --> 00:07:20,479 Now I've found and lost him all in one letter. 140 00:07:20,553 --> 00:07:23,420 I guess you're an orphan, Brother Eli, like us. 141 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,287 At least he's a rich one. 142 00:07:25,358 --> 00:07:27,724 Only when we are giving, Brother Marcus. 143 00:07:27,794 --> 00:07:30,024 Of course, that's what you meant to say. 144 00:07:30,096 --> 00:07:31,188 Oh, sure. 145 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:33,232 How rich are you gonna be? 146 00:07:33,299 --> 00:07:36,598 Well, it appears that there is a considerable inheritance. 147 00:07:36,669 --> 00:07:38,728 It mentions land and there is a town, 148 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:41,399 and it says, �A considerable amount of money.� 149 00:07:41,474 --> 00:07:42,532 Ha ha ha. 150 00:07:42,609 --> 00:07:45,976 Imagine the good work we could do with that kind of wealth. 151 00:07:46,045 --> 00:07:48,411 I guess you'll be out there a long time. 152 00:07:48,481 --> 00:07:50,779 Just long enough to claim my inheritance, 153 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,442 and then we'll be back. 154 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:54,282 You mean we're going with you? 155 00:07:54,354 --> 00:07:58,051 Brother Demetrius says it might help your education. 156 00:07:58,124 --> 00:07:59,056 Yahoo! 157 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:02,424 Out with the cowboys and the guns and the shoot-outs! 158 00:08:02,495 --> 00:08:05,191 No, Brother Marcus, not in my father's town, no. 159 00:08:05,265 --> 00:08:09,292 Remember, whosoever seeks peace and love shall find it. 160 00:08:09,369 --> 00:08:12,736 If you have more dreaming to do, do it with your eyes shut. 161 00:08:12,806 --> 00:08:15,366 We've got a long journey tomorrow. God bless. 162 00:08:15,441 --> 00:08:17,432 - God bless. - God bless. 163 00:08:35,028 --> 00:08:37,053 1, 2! 164 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:39,789 Whoo-hoo! 165 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:42,835 You have a go at me now, Sam. 166 00:08:42,902 --> 00:08:45,735 Oh, thank you, Billy. Thank you. 167 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:48,973 Hold it! 168 00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:52,136 Easy, Billy. We know you're grievin'. 169 00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:55,670 - We ain't lookin' for trouble. - Well, you found it. 170 00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:57,807 Next time, it won't be your hardware. 171 00:08:57,884 --> 00:08:59,749 It'll be your head. 172 00:09:01,821 --> 00:09:04,346 Aw, quit shakin', Doc! 173 00:09:04,424 --> 00:09:06,119 You made me miss. 174 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:09,127 I'm sorry, Billy. I'm sorry. 175 00:09:09,195 --> 00:09:12,187 Set 'em up again, Red Dog. 176 00:09:12,265 --> 00:09:14,028 What's up, Ragsdale? 177 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,227 I'd like a little privacy. 178 00:09:16,302 --> 00:09:18,327 You, come inside. 179 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:28,778 Wonder what he's gonna do when he finds out he's got a brother. 180 00:09:28,848 --> 00:09:31,908 Don't worry about a brother that ain't gonna show up. 181 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,111 How's that? 182 00:09:33,186 --> 00:09:37,054 Boys, you got a job to do. 183 00:09:41,327 --> 00:09:44,091 Marcus, look. Something's coming. 184 00:09:44,163 --> 00:09:46,427 Yeah. It's a stagecoach. 185 00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:48,023 The kind that gets held up. 186 00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:49,090 I hope not. 187 00:09:49,168 --> 00:09:50,726 Don't worry. 188 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:54,398 That's why the armory is riding shotgun. 189 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:57,409 Eli, the stagecoach is here! 190 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,046 Yah! Yah! Go on! 191 00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:05,983 Get goin', now! Yah! Yah! Hah! 192 00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:07,815 Come on, now! 193 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:11,489 Whoa! 194 00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:13,650 Hey, you, there. Shake a leg. 195 00:10:13,726 --> 00:10:15,785 We ain't got all day, you... 196 00:10:19,165 --> 00:10:22,259 You can take as long as you want, Billy. 197 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:25,532 Just say the word, and you got all day. 198 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:26,697 I beg your pardon? 199 00:10:26,773 --> 00:10:29,207 You ain't gonna get a quarrel outta us. 200 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:31,903 See? He dropped his gun. 201 00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:36,372 Does this stagecoach go to Bloodshy, please? 202 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:38,349 You bet your sweet life it does. 203 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,283 Anyplace you say. 204 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:42,583 Bloodshy, Carson City, Timbuktu. 205 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:45,488 You name it, and that's where we're goin'. 206 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,458 We got nothin' but time. 207 00:10:47,527 --> 00:10:50,325 There ain't no passengers to bother ya. 208 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:53,456 I'd be obliged if you could store that for me, please. 209 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:54,625 Okay. 210 00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,464 Thank you. And that one. 211 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,231 I'll be back in a jiffy. 212 00:10:58,304 --> 00:11:00,363 You just take your time. 213 00:11:01,107 --> 00:11:03,337 Wild Billy's talkin' peculiar, ain't he? 214 00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:05,343 Probably liquored up from grievin'. 215 00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,743 Should we make a run for it? 216 00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,406 I don't know. 217 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,973 He probably got 'em hid under that coat. 218 00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:18,018 Right, driver. We're all in now. 219 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,558 Yes, sir. 220 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,616 Hooo! Ho! 221 00:11:21,694 --> 00:11:23,525 Let's go! 222 00:11:23,596 --> 00:11:25,723 Yah! Yah! Come on, now! 223 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,697 People sure seem polite around here. 224 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:32,101 They even call you by your first name. 225 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,866 Even if it's the wrong one. 226 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,135 I've noticed. �Billy.� 227 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:37,437 I wonder why. 228 00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:39,705 Hah hah! Come on, there! 229 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,939 Hah! Get along, there! Hah! 230 00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:43,241 Go on, now! 231 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:46,877 Get along! Hah! 232 00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:50,184 Hey, get outta there! Ho! Ho! 233 00:11:50,256 --> 00:11:51,689 Ho, there! 234 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:55,660 Ho! Ho, there! 235 00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:56,956 Hey, you, there! 236 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,691 Get that thing outta the way! 237 00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:00,932 Sure. 238 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,025 But first we got a little business. 239 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:04,399 Boys! 240 00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:09,006 We ain't carryin' gold. 241 00:12:09,075 --> 00:12:11,236 No, but you got a passenger we want. 242 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,437 - You want him? - Good luck. 243 00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:14,673 Yeah. 244 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:18,775 I had a feelin' we might need this. 245 00:12:20,987 --> 00:12:23,114 You! Inside! 246 00:12:23,189 --> 00:12:25,783 Come on out! We got a surprise for ya! 247 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:32,226 What's he doin' out here?! 248 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:34,960 Heh. You kinda took us by surprise. 249 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,434 Another one of your jokes, Billy? Ha ha ha! 250 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,876 Guess this one's on us. 251 00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:47,811 We come all the way out here and find out it's you. 252 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,610 I don't know who you are or who you think I am. 253 00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:54,141 But I do know you shouldn't point that. 254 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:57,246 It's liable to go off and hurt somebody. 255 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,020 Get down! 256 00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:03,458 - Run for it! - Out of my way! 257 00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:04,996 Move it! Run! 258 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,129 Let's go in the hills! 259 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:11,932 Why, he's crazy! Let's get outta here! 260 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,642 Wow! 261 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:23,647 That was awful! 262 00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:24,944 Did I tell ya? 263 00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:28,748 Our first day in the West, and we've already been held up. 264 00:13:28,821 --> 00:13:31,619 We better take this thing with us. 265 00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:34,353 We don't want it to fall into the wrong hands. 266 00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:40,429 I'm so tired, I can hardly walk. 267 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,197 Don't worry. When we go through the Badlands, you'll be running. 268 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:47,034 We don't run, we walk. Head high, Brother Marcus. 269 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:50,507 By holding good thoughts and relying on the power within us, 270 00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:52,100 our burden shall be lifted. 271 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:55,204 Do you remember that prophet of old, Elijah? 272 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:57,374 A man of righteousness and goodness. 273 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,281 He was sent to his final victory, 274 00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:02,912 his eternal destination, in a fiery chariot. 275 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:04,479 Whoa! Whoa there! 276 00:14:05,925 --> 00:14:08,291 Whoa! Whoa, boy! Whoa! Whoa, there! 277 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:09,885 Look out! 278 00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:12,861 Are you all right? 279 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:15,992 Yes. These critters seem to have a mind of their own. 280 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,935 What are you doing in the middle of the road? 281 00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:21,064 We were just walking along. 282 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:24,371 Are you gonna stand there babbling or help me? 283 00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:26,809 We'll help. Give the lady a hand. 284 00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:30,616 The fiery chariot. 285 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:32,583 I imagine you could use a lift. 286 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:34,483 Thank you. Where are you going? 287 00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:36,488 As far as Bloodshy. 288 00:14:36,556 --> 00:14:38,148 So are we. 289 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:39,953 First the fiery chariot, 290 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,460 and now she's taking us to Bloodshy. 291 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:45,725 See? You don't have to run if you listen to Brother Eli. 292 00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:46,856 There. 293 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:48,264 Thank you. 294 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,495 Hey, I'm Jenny Willingham. 295 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,333 Are you a dance-hall girl? 296 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:53,429 Marcus. 297 00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:55,337 No, I'm a schoolteacher. 298 00:14:55,408 --> 00:14:57,376 How do you do? I'm Eli Bloodshy. 299 00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:58,501 We're missionaries. 300 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:00,670 That's Roxanne, and this is Marcus. 301 00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:03,113 - Bloodshy, huh? - It was my father's town. 302 00:15:03,182 --> 00:15:06,345 He passed away, but I'm going to collect my inheritance. 303 00:15:06,419 --> 00:15:09,445 Now, am I just gonna stand here or get that lift? 304 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,471 �Put me down,� I said! Put me down! 305 00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,924 Oh, Mansbridge. 306 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,254 Field, sir. 307 00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:48,258 Oh, yeah. 308 00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:50,557 What can I do for you, Fieldbridge? 309 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,325 It's Mansfield, sir. 310 00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:53,387 Oh, yeah. 311 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:56,560 Well, them English names are all Greek to me. 312 00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:00,529 You wanna watch it there? 313 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:04,235 I'll turn your overnight stay into a life sentence. 314 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:08,508 You gotta keep your eye on 'em so they don't fly the coop. 315 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:12,039 We had a little fire in here thanks to Mr. Wild Billy. 316 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:15,849 One of these days, I'm gonna put the cuffs on him for good. 317 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,523 If you don't mind, sir, 318 00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,992 I'm looking for Mayor Ragsdale. 319 00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:23,426 Mr. Bloodshy's will. 320 00:16:23,496 --> 00:16:26,988 Well, if it has to do with law, you came to the right place. 321 00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:29,125 It's to be administered by the mayor. 322 00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:30,998 Leave it to me, Mainstream. 323 00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,915 Now, you remember you're on your honor! 324 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,986 �I, Jasper Bloodshy, last will and testament, 325 00:16:57,063 --> 00:16:59,395 my entire inheritance...� 326 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:00,465 It's a contest. 327 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:01,431 It is? 328 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,831 No, it isn't. 329 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,164 It isn't? 330 00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:06,864 Not when the other contestant can't make it. 331 00:17:06,939 --> 00:17:08,099 Why can't he make it? 332 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:11,075 Because the poor sucker's on his way... 333 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,806 Sheriff, don't you have anything better to do? 334 00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:16,813 No, not now. 335 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:19,476 Go out and find Wild Billy. 336 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:20,484 Wild Billy? 337 00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,817 Tell him it's official. He's rich. 338 00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:25,322 Wild Billy? 339 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:27,222 It's good news, Sheriff. 340 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:29,989 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good news. 341 00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,121 Then maybe he won't want a shoot-out. 342 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:33,426 I'll tell him. 343 00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:36,059 Very rich. 344 00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:38,899 Isn't it beautiful, children? 345 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,599 All you can see for miles. 346 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,344 Look at that. 347 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:47,276 Bloodshy. 348 00:17:47,346 --> 00:17:50,042 It's my name etched in wood. 349 00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,346 So, where will you be staying? 350 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:56,911 How about the saloon? 351 00:17:56,989 --> 00:17:59,048 Children can't stay at a saloon. 352 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:01,422 Why not? We're used to places like that. 353 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:03,928 And there's a lot of souls to save there. 354 00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:06,191 I've made arrangements at a boardinghouse. 355 00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:08,199 I'm sure they'll have room for you. 356 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:11,168 - Thank you very much. - A boardinghouse? 357 00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:14,070 That's not where all the shooting and fighting is. 358 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:18,440 99.9% of all towns in the West are peaceful little villages 359 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,274 where nothing ever happens. 360 00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:23,247 Get all that other stuff out of your head, hmm? 361 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:33,786 Wow! 362 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:38,660 Hah! 363 00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:40,528 Hah! 364 00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:15,427 Whoa! 365 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,298 I think we're here. 366 00:19:17,369 --> 00:19:18,961 I don't believe it. 367 00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:22,105 Ohh! 368 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:23,539 [Coughing] 369 00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,042 Oh, uh, sorry. 370 00:19:26,078 --> 00:19:27,841 Mr. Bloodshy, are you all right? 371 00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:28,845 I think so, yes. 372 00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:29,846 Step aside! 373 00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:30,939 Oh! 374 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:32,984 Ooh! 375 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:54,129 Why, you... 376 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:55,730 Sorry. 377 00:19:58,244 --> 00:20:00,439 Stop, thief! 378 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,673 Get that varmint! 379 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:04,181 - Where is he?! - I didn't see him. 380 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,444 There he goes. 381 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,620 Get down! Get down! 382 00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:15,092 You sidewinder! 383 00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:26,862 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! 384 00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:28,668 Just a minute! Just a minute! 385 00:20:28,741 --> 00:20:29,833 Do you mind? 386 00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:33,305 Thank you. 387 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,677 This is no way to solve a problem. 388 00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:37,409 If a man is guilty of a crime, 389 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,610 he should be judged in a court of law, 390 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:42,552 not by mob rule and violence. 391 00:20:45,524 --> 00:20:48,220 - Yeah, sure. - Whatever you say. 392 00:20:48,294 --> 00:20:50,057 Just because these men are mean, 393 00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,597 it doesn't mean they won't listen to reason. 394 00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:55,293 Now, can you tell me where the sheriff is? 395 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,891 I've got something for him. 396 00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:58,698 There he goes again! 397 00:20:58,804 --> 00:21:00,965 He's gone crazy! 398 00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:03,236 Outta my way! 399 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,505 Maybe we'll find him in the saloon. 400 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,483 No, not we. Me. 401 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:15,111 You're off to the boardinghouse with Miss Willingham. 402 00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:17,883 - Aw, Eli. - Jenny. 403 00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:20,517 Besides, you two could use a nap. 404 00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:21,855 Good idea. 405 00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:24,054 Eli, we're too old to take a nap! 406 00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:26,791 Give us a break! 407 00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:29,961 Yo! Get up here! 408 00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:31,502 Whoo-hoo! 409 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:35,700 Yeah, me and Wild Billy are just like that. 410 00:21:35,774 --> 00:21:37,537 Leastways, we're gonna be. 411 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:40,443 I got some news that's gonna keep him in booze, 412 00:21:40,512 --> 00:21:42,844 babes, and... 413 00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:46,751 Sheriff? 414 00:21:46,819 --> 00:21:49,686 - Billy, don't shoot! - Pardon? 415 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:52,417 I got good news! We got the will. 416 00:21:52,491 --> 00:21:54,686 I seen it myself in black and white. 417 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,591 I cross my heart and hope to die. 418 00:21:56,662 --> 00:21:57,594 Oh, Billy, no. 419 00:21:57,663 --> 00:21:59,597 Let's just check that cannon, okay? 420 00:21:59,698 --> 00:22:01,757 Thank you very much. 421 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,928 One of man's most destructive weapons. 422 00:22:05,004 --> 00:22:07,131 What are you doin' in that crazy suit? 423 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,766 That's all right. You can wear what you want. 424 00:22:09,842 --> 00:22:11,241 You can do what you want. 425 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,471 You own the town, the land, the money, 426 00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:15,638 the land as far as the eye can see. 427 00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:17,147 You're rich, Billy! Rich! 428 00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:19,411 It's almost too good to be true. 429 00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:21,544 I thought that'd soften you up. 430 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,850 Don't forget, I'm the one who told you. 431 00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:36,199 Sheriff, I think I know those men. 432 00:22:36,268 --> 00:22:38,998 Well, I think it's time for a round of drinks. 433 00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:40,129 - Yeah! - Yeah! 434 00:22:40,205 --> 00:22:41,263 What'll you have? 435 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:42,637 A cup of tea, please. 436 00:22:46,045 --> 00:22:48,639 - I've sent for the tea. - Thank you very much. 437 00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:51,148 - BILLY: Yeeeee-ha! 438 00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:52,979 Outta my way, you varmint! 439 00:22:53,052 --> 00:22:56,351 If you wasn't right here, I'd swear that sounds like you. 440 00:23:02,561 --> 00:23:05,724 Yeeeee-hoooo! 441 00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:07,322 Now there's two of 'em! 442 00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:08,661 Liven it up! Yeah! 443 00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:11,567 Yeeeeee-hooooo! 444 00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,269 He looks just like a real gunfighter. 445 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:19,276 I don't think we know him as well as we thought. 446 00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:22,780 Yeah! Yeah! Hah! 447 00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:25,749 This saloon is deader than Boot Hill! 448 00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:28,013 Party needs livenin' up. 449 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:35,223 That's Eli over there. 450 00:23:45,704 --> 00:23:47,467 Twins? 451 00:23:47,539 --> 00:23:50,599 Twin brothers! Isn't that wonderful? 452 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,780 What's this? 453 00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:07,983 I thought I shot out that mirror! 454 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,789 Don't fire. No. 455 00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:13,792 Holy smoke. The mirror's talkin' to me. 456 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:15,128 I'm not a mirror. No. 457 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,225 I don't like this. 458 00:24:17,302 --> 00:24:18,826 How come there's two of me? 459 00:24:18,904 --> 00:24:21,566 I said, �How come there's two of me?� 460 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,336 Hold it, Billy. There ain't two of you. 461 00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:27,640 There's one of each. Brothers, spittin' images. 462 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:29,442 Brothers? 463 00:24:29,515 --> 00:24:31,847 Oh, isn't that marvelous? 464 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,942 I'm overjoyed. 465 00:24:34,019 --> 00:24:36,385 Well, I don't need no spittin' image! 466 00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:37,888 Hold it, Billy! Hold it! 467 00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:40,015 Now, we got us a brand-new will. 468 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:43,027 Now, it mentions the fact that you got a brother, 469 00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:46,622 but it don't say nothin' about him bein' a twin. 470 00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:50,532 Well, I don't need no brother, nor no spittin' twin! 471 00:24:50,602 --> 00:24:52,832 Like it or not, want it or not, 472 00:24:52,905 --> 00:24:55,237 need it or not, you got him! 473 00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:57,639 Just whose side are you on, Mayor? 474 00:24:57,709 --> 00:24:59,233 Oh, Mayor Ragsdale? 475 00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:01,609 - Uh, yes. - Eli Bloodshy, sir. 476 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,046 I've got a letter asking me to look you up 477 00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:05,777 regarding my inheritance. 478 00:25:05,851 --> 00:25:08,945 Your inheritance? Now, not so fast. 479 00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:11,854 Now, how do we know he's a real Bloodshy? 480 00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:14,290 You talk funny, like a foreigner. 481 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,384 Well, I've got my birth certificate. 482 00:25:16,461 --> 00:25:19,726 I've got my license to drive a cart in Philadelphia. 483 00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:24,235 And I'm expecting my preaching permit any day now. 484 00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:27,272 Oh, Lordy, it ain't bad enough I got me a brother. 485 00:25:27,339 --> 00:25:28,806 He's a tambourine whacker! 486 00:25:31,476 --> 00:25:32,738 Yeah. Yeah. 487 00:25:32,811 --> 00:25:34,540 Well, Eli. 488 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:35,545 Eli, sir. 489 00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:36,774 Yes, Eli. 490 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:39,477 Yes, we do have an inheritance, 491 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:44,181 but there's a little contest involved. 492 00:25:44,256 --> 00:25:45,883 What kind of a contest? 493 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,255 Between the two of you. 494 00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:49,817 It's spelled out right in here. 495 00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:51,328 Yes, in detail. 496 00:25:51,396 --> 00:25:53,489 Uh, yes. There it is. 497 00:25:53,565 --> 00:25:55,294 �Winner take all.� 498 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,062 Between him and me? 499 00:25:57,135 --> 00:25:58,227 Ha! 500 00:26:00,305 --> 00:26:01,932 What does it consist of? 501 00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:04,100 Oh, just a little race. 502 00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,576 [Laughing] Nothin' to be worried about. 503 00:26:06,645 --> 00:26:07,976 You come on now, Eli. 504 00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:10,742 Let me show you the town that your daddy built. 505 00:26:10,816 --> 00:26:12,841 I'll see you later, Billy. 506 00:26:12,918 --> 00:26:14,852 A little race, huh? 507 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,718 On the Bloody Bloodshy Trail. 508 00:26:17,789 --> 00:26:19,552 Well, if'n I was you boys, 509 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:22,423 I'd get a few bets down in the big city. 510 00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:25,657 That a way, whilst I'm cleanin' up on the psalm singer, 511 00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:27,858 you boys can be cleanin' out Reno! 512 00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:30,401 - Yooooo-hooooo! 513 00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:35,664 That's the Bloodshy Savings Bank. 514 00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:37,971 Hasn't been open since the last robbery. 515 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:40,511 There's not much money in this town, parson. 516 00:26:40,579 --> 00:26:43,047 I thought my father had considerable wealth. 517 00:26:43,115 --> 00:26:45,743 Yes. It's all safe and sound in my vault there. 518 00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:47,751 Don't you worry about a thing, son. 519 00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:50,049 The lunchroom's shot, too? 520 00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:53,922 People around here seem to get what they need in the saloon. 521 00:26:55,193 --> 00:26:56,888 So I see. 522 00:26:56,962 --> 00:26:58,987 It's the West, you see, son? 523 00:26:59,097 --> 00:27:00,724 It's the wild, wild West. 524 00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:02,393 Hold it. He's here. 525 00:27:02,467 --> 00:27:03,399 Who? 526 00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:05,834 He is. Rattlesnake. 527 00:27:05,904 --> 00:27:08,737 But don't worry. It's gonna be all right. 528 00:27:08,807 --> 00:27:10,468 I got the edge on him. 529 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,169 You do? Why? 530 00:27:12,244 --> 00:27:13,939 Because he's here, 531 00:27:14,012 --> 00:27:16,310 and he knows I know he's here. 532 00:27:16,381 --> 00:27:19,976 But he doesn't know I know he knows I know he's here, 533 00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:21,485 but I know. 534 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:24,317 So I got the edge. 535 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:29,691 Let's leave this up to the sheriff, son. 536 00:27:38,403 --> 00:27:40,530 You're here. I know you're here. 537 00:27:40,605 --> 00:27:42,300 Yeah, I'm here, all right. 538 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:45,275 My sister says you insulted her. 539 00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:48,677 No man insults my sister and stays alive. 540 00:27:48,747 --> 00:27:51,147 Insulted her? I asked her to marry me. 541 00:27:51,216 --> 00:27:53,184 So, she was right. 542 00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:55,776 Get ready to slap leather. 543 00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:57,685 Then get ready to bite the dust. 544 00:27:59,391 --> 00:28:02,224 You're fast, Denver, but not that fast. 545 00:28:02,294 --> 00:28:04,194 Nobody's that fast. 546 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:07,754 I didn't get to be the sheriff of Bloodshy for being slow. 547 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,030 Draw and I'll tattoo your name all over that sheet. 548 00:28:13,438 --> 00:28:16,566 You draw and there'll be another badge on Boot Hill. 549 00:28:16,641 --> 00:28:18,973 We'll see about that. 550 00:28:19,044 --> 00:28:22,138 At the count of three. 551 00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:47,097 1. 552 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:48,332 2. 553 00:28:56,381 --> 00:28:58,349 Aah! Oh! 554 00:29:01,186 --> 00:29:02,778 Whahh! 555 00:29:02,854 --> 00:29:04,788 Uh, uh! 556 00:29:04,856 --> 00:29:06,847 It seems what hasn't been burnt down 557 00:29:06,925 --> 00:29:08,119 has been boarded up. 558 00:29:08,193 --> 00:29:09,717 I hope the church survived. 559 00:29:09,795 --> 00:29:12,787 No. The church burned down about six months ago. 560 00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:14,388 The church as well? 561 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:16,525 Perhaps I can speak to your minister. 562 00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:20,037 Well, yeah. You probably passed him on the way into town. 563 00:29:20,105 --> 00:29:22,096 All we passed was a little cemetery. 564 00:29:22,174 --> 00:29:26,110 That great big gray tombstone? That was him. 565 00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:28,339 You beginning to get the picture, boy? 566 00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:31,177 It's the classic picture of a town on its knees. 567 00:29:31,249 --> 00:29:33,080 Yes, exactly. Exactly. 568 00:29:33,151 --> 00:29:36,018 Even if you do win that race, look around you here. 569 00:29:36,088 --> 00:29:38,147 - What have you got? - What have I got? 570 00:29:38,223 --> 00:29:41,454 I've got the most marvelous opportunity a man could have. 571 00:29:41,526 --> 00:29:45,519 Thank you for the most inspiring walk of my life. 572 00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:47,497 What? 573 00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:48,794 Jenny? 574 00:29:48,867 --> 00:29:50,664 In here. 575 00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:53,898 Jenny, fate took us by the hand when it led us out here. 576 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:56,805 Everywhere you turn, there's a golden opportunity. 577 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,103 What are you doing? 578 00:29:58,176 --> 00:30:00,269 Packing. It goes along with leaving. 579 00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:02,006 Which is what I'm going to do. 580 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,241 But there's a real job to be done here. 581 00:30:04,316 --> 00:30:07,615 What job? The school burnt down six months ago. 582 00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:09,745 All the more reason we're needed. 583 00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,345 To start a fire department? 584 00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:14,085 To build a new church, to build a new school, 585 00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:16,218 to lift this town to its feet, Jenny. 586 00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:18,728 I believe that destiny has spoken to us. 587 00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:21,789 Did destiny tell you where the money was coming from? 588 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:24,097 - My inheritance. - What about the race? 589 00:30:24,169 --> 00:30:26,467 The race? You've heard about that? 590 00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:29,166 It's all over town. The kids told me. 591 00:30:29,241 --> 00:30:31,607 Considering the life my brother's leading, 592 00:30:31,676 --> 00:30:33,769 I'll be taking unfair advantage. 593 00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:37,440 You don't think you stand a chance to win, do you? 594 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:39,848 When you're a missionary in Philadelphia, 595 00:30:39,918 --> 00:30:41,749 you get to be fast on your feet. 596 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,219 How are you in the water? 597 00:30:43,288 --> 00:30:46,519 When was the last time you shot the rapids? 598 00:30:46,591 --> 00:30:49,788 And how about the six-up team? Have you driven one? 599 00:30:49,861 --> 00:30:52,728 - I've never driven one. - Then there's the mountain. 600 00:30:52,797 --> 00:30:55,265 Have you ever climbed straight up 2,000 feet 601 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:58,200 with razor-sharp rocks and death at every turn? 602 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:00,898 Is that what you think this race is all about? 603 00:31:00,972 --> 00:31:01,996 That's it exactly. 604 00:31:02,073 --> 00:31:05,236 Half of the people are betting you won't come out alive. 605 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:06,402 That's ridiculous. 606 00:31:06,478 --> 00:31:10,209 You've been listening to rumors and a couple of kids. 607 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:12,750 Mayor Ragsdale assures me it's nothing more 608 00:31:12,817 --> 00:31:15,217 than a plain, simple, ordinary race. 609 00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:17,414 You don't believe him, do you? 610 00:31:17,489 --> 00:31:20,014 Of course. He's a fine, upstanding gentleman. 611 00:31:20,091 --> 00:31:21,422 I like that. 612 00:31:21,493 --> 00:31:24,018 He's a civic dignitary, you know. 613 00:31:24,095 --> 00:31:26,086 But... 614 00:31:26,164 --> 00:31:27,791 Oh. 615 00:31:29,868 --> 00:31:31,699 He must not finish that race, 616 00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:34,238 but you gotta make it look like an accident. 617 00:31:34,306 --> 00:31:36,467 I don't know what you're head-up about. 618 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:39,533 Ain't no way that city dude can make that course. 619 00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:43,138 Well, there's too much at stake to take any chances. 620 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:46,116 There's something about him that makes me nervous. 621 00:31:46,184 --> 00:31:49,915 Do you boys think that you can handle it this time? 622 00:31:50,689 --> 00:31:52,350 Quit your worrying, Ragsdale. 623 00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:55,791 Takin' care of an hombre like Eli is our meat and potatoes. 624 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,796 Good. I'll have some gravy for you later. 625 00:32:05,704 --> 00:32:07,797 Dinner in a moment, sir. 626 00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:12,036 Try servin' it up here, you overpaid import! 627 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:13,270 And close your mouth, 628 00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:15,973 less'n you're aimin' to catch flies. 629 00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:19,710 If I may, sir, what are you doing up there? 630 00:32:19,784 --> 00:32:22,344 I'm spyin' on you, Mansfield, 631 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:25,480 to make sure you delivered the will. 632 00:32:25,557 --> 00:32:28,958 Perhaps you were able to get a glimpse of Master Eli. 633 00:32:29,027 --> 00:32:31,791 I would have if'n you hadn't let me climb up here 634 00:32:31,863 --> 00:32:33,592 without my spyglass. 635 00:32:33,665 --> 00:32:35,997 Begging your pardon, but I wasn't here. 636 00:32:36,067 --> 00:32:39,366 That's no excuse, you lint-headed limey! 637 00:32:39,437 --> 00:32:42,838 Now look alive! I'm comin' down! 638 00:32:42,907 --> 00:32:44,568 Very good, sir. 639 00:32:46,344 --> 00:32:48,073 Ooh! Ooh! 640 00:32:50,048 --> 00:32:51,515 Ooh! Ooh! 641 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,278 Are you quite all right, sir? 642 00:32:54,853 --> 00:32:57,185 Now I've had it with you, Mansfield. 643 00:32:57,255 --> 00:32:58,813 You missed me again, 644 00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:01,687 just like your broken-down neck did at the gorge. 645 00:33:01,726 --> 00:33:03,489 Accidentally, I assure you, sir. 646 00:33:03,561 --> 00:33:04,550 Bourgeois. 647 00:33:04,629 --> 00:33:06,824 If'n you don't kill me by missin' me, 648 00:33:06,898 --> 00:33:09,890 you're gonna get me with your poison cookin'. 649 00:33:09,968 --> 00:33:11,731 Well, the stage is now set, sir, 650 00:33:11,803 --> 00:33:14,670 and we patiently await the opening curtain. 651 00:33:14,739 --> 00:33:16,934 Don't give me that highfalutin lingo, 652 00:33:17,008 --> 00:33:18,805 you shoddy Shakespeare! 653 00:33:18,877 --> 00:33:20,902 Now, what's my boy look like? 654 00:33:20,979 --> 00:33:22,105 As you would say, 655 00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:24,648 �The spittin' image of your other son,� sir. 656 00:33:24,716 --> 00:33:26,013 Totin' guns, was he? 657 00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:29,349 Yes. Rather a large rapid-firing one, sir. 658 00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:32,015 Another fightin' fool. Oh, great glory. 659 00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:35,526 I can see a real battle shapin' up, Mansfield. 660 00:33:35,593 --> 00:33:37,254 Under your watchful eye, 661 00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:39,991 I'm sure it will be a marvelous contest. 662 00:33:40,065 --> 00:33:41,259 Do sit down, sir. 663 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,664 Oh, thank you kindly. 664 00:33:42,734 --> 00:33:44,599 Ah! Ooh! 665 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:47,328 With you around, Mansfield, 666 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:50,397 my watchful eye may be the only thing left in my body 667 00:33:50,475 --> 00:33:53,137 that ain't broke, battered, or busted. 668 00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:55,043 Revival meeting, ma'am. 669 00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:56,171 A pamphlet, sir? 670 00:33:56,247 --> 00:33:59,273 Singin', preachin', and free soup? 671 00:33:59,384 --> 00:34:01,477 - It's homemade. - Yes. 672 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:04,386 Free booze, and you might get yourself a crowd. 673 00:34:04,456 --> 00:34:06,253 But free soup? [Laughing] 674 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:08,315 Maybe some of the farmers will come. 675 00:34:08,393 --> 00:34:11,089 I sure hope someone does. 676 00:34:11,162 --> 00:34:13,630 I hope those gunfighters don't come. 677 00:34:13,698 --> 00:34:15,461 I don't care what Ragsdale says. 678 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:16,727 If I had my way, 679 00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:19,429 that preacher wouldn't make it to the starting line. 680 00:34:19,504 --> 00:34:20,528 They mean Eli. 681 00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,664 He'd never believe that. 682 00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:25,539 He's always looking at the good side of people. 683 00:34:25,610 --> 00:34:27,976 But while he's looking at their good side, 684 00:34:28,046 --> 00:34:29,980 their bad side's gonna finish him. 685 00:34:30,048 --> 00:34:32,710 What we oughta do is try to help protect him. 686 00:34:32,784 --> 00:34:33,773 Look! 687 00:34:36,888 --> 00:34:38,617 Five paces, we turn and shoot. 688 00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:39,952 Right. 689 00:34:40,925 --> 00:34:42,051 What about it? 690 00:34:42,127 --> 00:34:44,186 That's a way to help protect him. 691 00:34:44,262 --> 00:34:45,194 How? 692 00:34:45,263 --> 00:34:46,958 Just wait. 693 00:34:47,031 --> 00:34:48,555 You ready? 694 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,692 I'm ready. You ready? 695 00:34:50,769 --> 00:34:52,100 I'm ready. You ready? 696 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:56,367 I said I was ready. You gonna count, count. 697 00:34:56,941 --> 00:34:59,466 All right. I'm gonna count now. 698 00:35:01,746 --> 00:35:02,940 Well, count! 699 00:35:04,849 --> 00:35:06,817 1. 700 00:35:06,885 --> 00:35:08,352 2. 701 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,285 3. 702 00:35:10,355 --> 00:35:11,652 4. 703 00:35:11,723 --> 00:35:12,712 5! 704 00:35:16,194 --> 00:35:17,388 Whhaaahhh! 705 00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:36,303 Guns?! What are you doing?! 706 00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:39,509 Eli needs our help. They're gonna get him. 707 00:35:39,584 --> 00:35:42,576 I don't care. You have no business playing with guns. 708 00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:45,350 - You want me to help unload it? - Absolutely not. 709 00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:47,891 Finish delivering those pamphlets. Now move. 710 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:51,190 You better be careful, Jenny. The shotgun's still loaded. 711 00:35:51,262 --> 00:35:54,459 Don't you worry about me. Now, get a move on. 712 00:35:54,532 --> 00:35:56,932 - All right. - Yes'm. 713 00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:09,273 - Ah! - Whoa! 714 00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:10,473 Ow! Oh! 715 00:36:14,419 --> 00:36:16,683 Who... who did... 716 00:36:16,754 --> 00:36:20,155 You! You. 717 00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:22,386 You almost killed me! 718 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,859 Eli? 719 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:25,555 Are you crazy? 720 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,655 What are you doing shooting guns? 721 00:36:27,732 --> 00:36:29,859 You don't understand. Eli, I wasn't... 722 00:36:29,934 --> 00:36:31,526 Well, if you wasn't, who was? 723 00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:33,036 The children. 724 00:36:33,104 --> 00:36:34,867 Jenny, don't blame the children. 725 00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:37,305 It's bad enough to twist the truth, Jenny. 726 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:41,573 But to blame two innocent children for this. 727 00:36:41,646 --> 00:36:42,772 I'm shocked. 728 00:36:42,847 --> 00:36:44,644 You... you... 729 00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:49,487 You wait and see. 730 00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:51,988 When it comes to spottin' my son, 731 00:36:52,056 --> 00:36:56,220 this has to be the perfect spot, Mansfield. 732 00:36:57,228 --> 00:36:59,093 Innocent children. 733 00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:01,392 Innocent children. 734 00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:04,694 Ah! Ohh! 735 00:37:37,702 --> 00:37:39,465 Hmm! 736 00:38:53,544 --> 00:38:55,341 All right, Rattlesnake! 737 00:38:55,413 --> 00:38:57,404 None of your tricks this time! 738 00:38:57,482 --> 00:39:00,383 On the count of three, draw! 739 00:39:00,485 --> 00:39:03,818 Countin' three is fair by me. 740 00:39:03,855 --> 00:39:05,220 So long, Denver. 741 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,418 1. 742 00:39:12,397 --> 00:39:14,024 2. 743 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:20,897 3. 744 00:39:30,515 --> 00:39:32,813 - We're gonna be late. - Jenny, let's go. 745 00:39:32,884 --> 00:39:35,682 What's wrong, Jenny? 746 00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:36,777 Aren't you going? 747 00:39:36,854 --> 00:39:38,481 No, I don't think I will. 748 00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:41,992 - Eli needs us, Jenny. - It's his first revival meeting. 749 00:39:46,297 --> 00:39:48,891 You'd do anything for him, wouldn't you? 750 00:39:48,966 --> 00:39:51,992 Sure. He's done everything for us. 751 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,732 Maybe even more than a father would have done. 752 00:39:56,574 --> 00:39:58,940 You'd like to have a father, wouldn't you? 753 00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:01,774 More than anything else in the whole world. 754 00:40:05,349 --> 00:40:09,251 Well, maybe I'll bring some soup down later on. 755 00:40:10,521 --> 00:40:11,886 Come on. 756 00:40:20,665 --> 00:40:22,929 No! I tell you, there is hope! 757 00:40:23,034 --> 00:40:24,729 As Solomon told ancient Israel, 758 00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:27,270 the house of the wicked shall be overthrown, 759 00:40:27,338 --> 00:40:30,136 but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish. 760 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:33,609 A real battler? You nincompoop! 761 00:40:33,678 --> 00:40:36,772 My son's a psalm singer! Yoooo! 762 00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:38,281 Mr. Bloodshy. 763 00:40:38,349 --> 00:40:40,840 You better get out while the gettin's good. 764 00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:43,682 The last feller who came here talkin' tabernacles 765 00:40:43,755 --> 00:40:45,086 went out feet first. 766 00:40:45,156 --> 00:40:47,056 - You remember that. - Yeah. 767 00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:49,650 But running away has never been the solution, 768 00:40:49,727 --> 00:40:52,719 not when there are kind, decent, peaceful people here 769 00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:56,426 who want to live in a community where there's love and goodness. 770 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:59,664 Looks like his brother and talks like his mother. 771 00:40:59,771 --> 00:41:02,569 That poor milksop stands as much chance out here 772 00:41:02,607 --> 00:41:05,474 as a snowflake in the Sahara. 773 00:41:05,543 --> 00:41:07,977 What about my father? Rest his soul. 774 00:41:08,045 --> 00:41:09,910 He practically built this town. 775 00:41:09,981 --> 00:41:11,380 Practically?! 776 00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:15,351 I cleared timber, drove nails, dug ditches! 777 00:41:15,419 --> 00:41:18,946 What am I telling you for? You English sissy! 778 00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:22,015 But then he just sat around, let it all turn sour, 779 00:41:22,093 --> 00:41:23,924 let it fall into the wrong hands. 780 00:41:23,995 --> 00:41:26,429 Now it's a town of gamblin', gunfightin', 781 00:41:26,497 --> 00:41:28,158 hard drinkin', and fast women. 782 00:41:28,232 --> 00:41:30,291 Sounds pretty good to me. 783 00:41:31,969 --> 00:41:33,960 But if a town changed for the worse, 784 00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:35,938 it could change for the better. 785 00:41:36,007 --> 00:41:39,238 All it needs is faith, courage, and conviction. 786 00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,005 I'm ready to stay right here 787 00:41:41,078 --> 00:41:43,945 and help you fight to get this town back again. 788 00:41:44,015 --> 00:41:47,473 Well, I guess he does have a smidgen of spunk after all, 789 00:41:47,552 --> 00:41:49,315 for a prune picker. 790 00:41:49,387 --> 00:41:50,911 - Mr. Bloodshy! - Yeah? Ooh. 791 00:41:50,988 --> 00:41:52,888 I'm afraid you won't be here long. 792 00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:55,289 You ain't gonna finish that race. 793 00:41:55,359 --> 00:41:56,291 You know why? 794 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,988 Because there isn't going to be any silly race. 795 00:41:59,096 --> 00:42:01,428 What's he mean, no race? 796 00:42:01,465 --> 00:42:05,231 If�n he cancels my race, I'll cancel him! 797 00:42:05,303 --> 00:42:08,431 I'm going across the street now and talk to my brother. 798 00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:11,100 We'll split this inheritance and use the money 799 00:42:11,175 --> 00:42:14,474 to make this a town worth living in. 800 00:42:14,545 --> 00:42:16,479 Behind those guns of his, 801 00:42:16,547 --> 00:42:18,742 there's a fine, decent human being. 802 00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:20,078 [Laughter] 803 00:42:20,151 --> 00:42:23,587 Mr. Bloodshy, do you really believe all that? 804 00:42:23,654 --> 00:42:25,679 I certainly do. Yes. 805 00:42:25,756 --> 00:42:28,350 Well, you're as crazy as a coot. 806 00:42:28,426 --> 00:42:31,657 He's as crazy as two coots. 807 00:42:31,729 --> 00:42:34,721 Marcus will spread the word. 808 00:42:34,799 --> 00:42:37,962 The whole town will be out there with love and kindness 809 00:42:38,035 --> 00:42:39,127 in their hearts. 810 00:42:39,203 --> 00:42:41,000 Roxanne, ring those bells. 811 00:42:43,574 --> 00:42:46,099 I've heared enough, Mansfield. 812 00:42:46,177 --> 00:42:49,078 Now I don't have to hear anymore. 813 00:42:59,690 --> 00:43:04,024 % % Oh, come to the church in the nave% % 814 00:43:21,045 --> 00:43:26,415 % % Oh, come to the church in the nave% % 815 00:43:26,484 --> 00:43:30,750 % % No spot is so dear to my child% % 816 00:43:30,821 --> 00:43:32,584 Brother Billy, may I... 817 00:43:36,661 --> 00:43:38,424 Brother Billy, may I suggest... 818 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,828 Brother Billy, may I suggest we put aside this contest 819 00:43:45,903 --> 00:43:47,427 and join our hands together 820 00:43:47,505 --> 00:43:49,439 for the benefit of the community? 821 00:43:49,507 --> 00:43:50,735 You know what I mean? 822 00:43:50,808 --> 00:43:53,402 Yeah. You're a-feared to race me. 823 00:43:53,477 --> 00:43:55,911 Certainly not, but I think it's silly 824 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:58,505 for two grown men to compete with each other. 825 00:43:58,616 --> 00:44:01,517 Now, if'n you don't run in that race tomorrow, 826 00:44:01,552 --> 00:44:04,419 you're nothin' more than I thought you was. 827 00:44:04,488 --> 00:44:08,015 A yellow-bellied, lily-livered coward from the city. 828 00:44:08,092 --> 00:44:10,117 Now you get outta here 829 00:44:10,194 --> 00:44:13,652 afore I'm obliged to blow your brains out. 830 00:44:13,731 --> 00:44:15,164 [Singing continues] 831 00:44:15,232 --> 00:44:17,632 But we still don't have this settled. 832 00:44:17,702 --> 00:44:21,160 And I'm not leaving here until we do. 833 00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:23,536 Oh, you're not, huh? 834 00:44:23,607 --> 00:44:24,801 No. 835 00:44:29,981 --> 00:44:33,007 You ought to be more careful with that gun. 836 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:37,715 Say good night to Brother Eli. 837 00:44:37,788 --> 00:44:40,120 ALL: Good night, Brother Eli! 838 00:44:52,269 --> 00:44:54,328 Oh, Eli. 839 00:44:59,410 --> 00:45:03,471 We'll see you at the race tomorrow, Brother Eli. 840 00:45:04,148 --> 00:45:07,049 That is, if you can get your creakin' carcass 841 00:45:07,118 --> 00:45:08,676 to the startin' line. 842 00:45:08,753 --> 00:45:09,742 Whoo-hoo! 843 00:45:12,156 --> 00:45:15,421 Hey, wait a minute! You can't get away with that! 844 00:45:15,493 --> 00:45:16,425 Marcus, stop. 845 00:45:16,494 --> 00:45:18,485 Now you won't have to wash. 846 00:45:22,566 --> 00:45:25,535 When are you gonna realize they don't want us here? 847 00:45:25,603 --> 00:45:27,537 But we are needed. 848 00:45:27,605 --> 00:45:29,334 Eli, they're against you. 849 00:45:29,407 --> 00:45:30,738 All of 'em are. 850 00:45:30,808 --> 00:45:31,832 Just a minute. 851 00:45:31,909 --> 00:45:34,537 You haven't lost faith, have you? 852 00:45:34,612 --> 00:45:37,342 - Of course not. - Not in you. 853 00:45:53,431 --> 00:45:57,925 Five mighty tests of courage, skill, and strength. 854 00:45:58,002 --> 00:45:59,833 Startin' with the iron donkeys, 855 00:45:59,904 --> 00:46:02,998 snortin' little piston-drivin' steam engines, 856 00:46:03,074 --> 00:46:05,975 and endin' up with the six-up teams. 857 00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:09,035 Wagons pulled by six powerful horses. 858 00:46:09,113 --> 00:46:13,447 You're gonna see fierce, spirited, untamed, wild-eyed... 859 00:46:13,517 --> 00:46:14,916 You lookin' for me? 860 00:46:15,653 --> 00:46:17,814 I'll tend to you later. 861 00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:25,952 Anyway, folks, the finish line is in town. 862 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:27,657 And one more thing. 863 00:46:27,731 --> 00:46:30,825 Oh, yeah, I get it. Right. Be brief. 864 00:46:30,901 --> 00:46:33,392 Well, to be brief, folks, 865 00:46:33,471 --> 00:46:35,439 stationed at each and every point, 866 00:46:35,506 --> 00:46:36,905 there will be an official 867 00:46:36,974 --> 00:46:39,841 selected by our impartial race committee 868 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:42,811 to see that there's no hanky-pankying going on. 869 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,347 Morning, Oscar. 870 00:46:44,415 --> 00:46:45,575 Snead. 871 00:46:45,649 --> 00:46:49,312 Hey, $5 says the preacher don't make it to the canoes. 872 00:46:49,386 --> 00:46:51,445 Officials ain't allowed to make bets. 873 00:46:51,522 --> 00:46:52,750 So? 874 00:46:53,557 --> 00:46:54,615 You givin' odds? 875 00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:57,024 You name 'em, you got 'em. 876 00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:03,824 Cat's cradles. 877 00:47:03,901 --> 00:47:05,664 It better be. 878 00:47:07,538 --> 00:47:09,733 Now, push, Mansfield. 879 00:47:09,807 --> 00:47:12,173 Push. Push. 880 00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:22,049 Ooh, I knew it in my bones, Mansfield. 881 00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,053 Fair race, my foot. 882 00:47:24,121 --> 00:47:27,557 My boy Eli's gonna need help, and lots of it. 883 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:28,990 So I best get my tools. 884 00:47:29,059 --> 00:47:30,219 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 885 00:47:35,065 --> 00:47:39,297 Stand fast, you cockeyed Cockney, you. 886 00:47:41,038 --> 00:47:42,198 Uh-oh. 887 00:47:42,273 --> 00:47:43,968 - Ooh! - I'm sorry. 888 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,668 There's one thing for sure. 889 00:47:45,743 --> 00:47:49,611 Master Eli certainly has a chance with you around. 890 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,978 Sir? 891 00:47:52,049 --> 00:47:53,175 Sir? 892 00:47:54,251 --> 00:47:56,742 Oh, sir! 893 00:47:59,423 --> 00:48:01,414 Oh, and something else I forgot. 894 00:48:01,492 --> 00:48:03,858 Before we start the race... 895 00:48:05,296 --> 00:48:08,197 On second thought, let's just start the race. 896 00:48:08,265 --> 00:48:10,529 Bring up the iron donkeys. 897 00:48:21,478 --> 00:48:23,275 What do you think that means? 898 00:48:23,347 --> 00:48:24,905 I don't know. 899 00:48:34,525 --> 00:48:37,460 Eli, we got somethin' for you. 900 00:48:37,528 --> 00:48:38,495 For me? 901 00:48:38,562 --> 00:48:40,359 Be careful. Don't squash it. 902 00:48:40,431 --> 00:48:41,762 It's for good luck. 903 00:48:41,832 --> 00:48:43,390 In case you need any. 904 00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:52,702 Oh. 905 00:48:53,444 --> 00:48:55,844 Oh, it's beautiful. 906 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,440 Eli, we know you can win. 907 00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:02,747 Win? He'll be lucky if he stays alive. 908 00:49:02,786 --> 00:49:03,844 Roxanne. 909 00:49:03,921 --> 00:49:06,389 Do you mind just having a little faith? 910 00:49:06,457 --> 00:49:10,257 Contestants, mount your engines! 911 00:49:24,642 --> 00:49:27,338 Don't worry. I have nothin' to be afraid of. 912 00:49:28,846 --> 00:49:30,245 Cheer up, brother. 913 00:49:30,314 --> 00:49:32,680 We both got somethin' to look forward to. 914 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:36,652 The town greetin' me and Saint Peter greetin' you. 915 00:49:41,158 --> 00:49:42,557 - Eli. - Yes? 916 00:49:42,626 --> 00:49:43,923 For luck. 917 00:49:44,495 --> 00:49:45,587 And be careful. 918 00:49:48,966 --> 00:49:52,629 Now, when you hear my gunshot, 919 00:49:52,703 --> 00:49:55,638 that's your signal to start the race! 920 00:49:55,706 --> 00:49:57,139 Are you ready? 921 00:49:57,207 --> 00:49:58,868 - Yes. - Yeah! 922 00:50:01,011 --> 00:50:03,070 Hey, what's goin' on? 923 00:50:03,147 --> 00:50:05,707 When are they gonna start this thing? 924 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,891 We gonna wait around here all day? 925 00:50:17,528 --> 00:50:18,586 Hey. 926 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:24,397 Uhh! 927 00:50:25,636 --> 00:50:28,298 Eli, you're goin' the wrong way! 928 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:49,554 Billy, what are you stoppin' for?! 929 00:50:49,626 --> 00:50:50,615 Ooh! 930 00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:54,559 Get out of the way! 931 00:51:10,514 --> 00:51:11,845 Ooh! 932 00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:14,139 Aah! 933 00:51:15,953 --> 00:51:17,386 Waaah! 934 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:24,623 Get off me! 935 00:51:24,695 --> 00:51:26,788 Get your foot off of my shoe! 936 00:51:26,864 --> 00:51:29,128 Somebody get a loop on him! 937 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:41,033 - Oh! 938 00:51:42,045 --> 00:51:43,706 Thank you very much. 939 00:51:44,948 --> 00:51:46,643 Push! Here we go! 940 00:51:46,717 --> 00:51:47,979 Here we go! 941 00:51:52,356 --> 00:51:53,983 Is this a race 942 00:51:54,057 --> 00:51:56,548 or a ring around the roundhouse?! 943 00:51:59,396 --> 00:52:02,331 Come on, hurry! Get him on the track! 944 00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:06,693 Let's go, Eli! Go, Eli! 945 00:52:09,006 --> 00:52:11,998 Go, Eli! Yay! 946 00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:18,241 What's going on?! 947 00:52:18,315 --> 00:52:19,942 You're losin', that's what! 948 00:52:23,187 --> 00:52:25,121 Come on! Get him! 949 00:52:25,189 --> 00:52:26,850 Get! Get! 950 00:52:57,588 --> 00:52:59,647 Snail foot! 951 00:52:59,756 --> 00:53:02,623 We'll see you later, brother! 952 00:53:02,659 --> 00:53:04,217 Come on! 953 00:53:21,378 --> 00:53:23,209 Uh-oh. 954 00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:50,262 Huh? 955 00:53:59,883 --> 00:54:00,872 Aah! 956 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,981 Clear the road! 957 00:54:08,325 --> 00:54:09,587 Clear the road! 958 00:55:13,824 --> 00:55:16,657 Aah! Hoo-hoo-hoo! 959 00:55:19,997 --> 00:55:21,430 Hey, what's that? 960 00:55:21,498 --> 00:55:24,194 Aw, it's just another Indian sacrifice. 961 00:55:24,768 --> 00:55:27,498 What, a whole tepee? 962 00:55:31,842 --> 00:55:34,072 Yep, looks like it. 963 00:55:35,445 --> 00:55:39,176 What become of your brother? Should've been here by now. 964 00:55:39,249 --> 00:55:40,511 You get ahead of him? 965 00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:44,111 I guess he's steamin' home, back to Philadelphia. 966 00:55:44,187 --> 00:55:45,848 Holy horsefly! 967 00:55:47,524 --> 00:55:49,651 Would you look who that is. 968 00:55:49,726 --> 00:55:52,957 Now, how did he get there? 969 00:56:07,477 --> 00:56:08,910 You get back here, 970 00:56:08,979 --> 00:56:12,244 you schemin', cheatin' polecat! 971 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:33,728 You paddle like you talk! Like a sissy! 972 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,375 Hey, Bloodshy! 973 00:56:45,449 --> 00:56:47,610 Quitters don't run in our family! 974 00:56:47,684 --> 00:56:49,652 Yee-aah! 975 00:56:52,289 --> 00:56:54,348 Yah! 976 00:57:25,055 --> 00:57:26,920 Aaah! Aah! 977 00:57:46,543 --> 00:57:48,602 Wrong way. Wrong way! 978 00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:10,826 Oh, no. 979 00:58:10,901 --> 00:58:13,768 Oh, no. Aah! Aah! 980 00:58:13,837 --> 00:58:16,067 Ohhhh! 981 00:58:35,492 --> 00:58:36,823 Help! 982 00:58:56,746 --> 00:58:58,008 Aaah! 983 00:59:00,450 --> 00:59:02,543 Looks pretty good for you, Billy. 984 00:59:02,619 --> 00:59:04,951 Yeah, and pretty bad for him. 985 00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:08,280 Hey, look! 986 00:59:09,392 --> 00:59:12,384 Am I seein' what I think I'm seein'? 987 00:59:12,963 --> 00:59:15,397 I coulda told him this race would get him 988 00:59:15,465 --> 00:59:17,695 one way or tother. 989 00:59:27,811 --> 00:59:30,575 Well, looks like you might get your chance. 990 00:59:30,647 --> 00:59:34,014 I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. 991 00:59:34,084 --> 00:59:37,884 You better get a wiggle on it. That fella's still a-kickin'. 992 00:59:37,954 --> 00:59:40,514 Come on, Bucky, let's help him out. 993 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:43,657 Has he succeeded, sir? 994 00:59:43,727 --> 00:59:44,785 Has he? 995 00:59:44,861 --> 00:59:47,261 I told you that half-drowneded church mouse 996 00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:49,264 is sure givin' him a run for it, 997 00:59:49,332 --> 00:59:51,266 in spite of them sabotagin' Sneads. 998 00:59:51,334 --> 00:59:53,632 I daresay the Sneads aren't bright enough 999 00:59:53,703 --> 00:59:56,228 to be doing this dastardly deed on their own. 1000 00:59:56,306 --> 00:59:59,434 I'll do the daresayin' 'round here, Mansfield. 1001 00:59:59,509 --> 01:00:01,272 Oh, very good, sir. 1002 01:00:01,344 --> 01:00:04,279 Yeah, I daresay the Sneads don't seem bright enough 1003 01:00:04,347 --> 01:00:05,439 to be doing this... 1004 01:00:05,515 --> 01:00:06,607 Dastardly. 1005 01:00:06,683 --> 01:00:08,776 ...deed by themselves, Mansfield. 1006 01:00:08,852 --> 01:00:11,184 - Excellent observation, sir. - Yeah. 1007 01:00:11,254 --> 01:00:12,949 Yeah, we best get into town. 1008 01:00:13,023 --> 01:00:16,288 I got a hunch who the real schemin' skunk is. 1009 01:00:16,359 --> 01:00:17,917 Hop aboard. 1010 01:00:20,363 --> 01:00:21,455 Where am I going now? 1011 01:00:21,598 --> 01:00:24,590 Up the mountain, just as soon as you refresh yourself 1012 01:00:24,668 --> 01:00:25,794 with a little water. 1013 01:00:25,869 --> 01:00:26,961 Water? 1014 01:00:27,037 --> 01:00:29,631 I'm a walking sponge right now. 1015 01:00:29,706 --> 01:00:31,469 And a cold one. 1016 01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:34,169 Don't matter. One of the rules. 1017 01:00:34,244 --> 01:00:36,712 It's for the well-being of both contestants. 1018 01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:39,749 You saw Wild Billy take his, didn't you? 1019 01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:44,543 Well, if Billy... 1020 01:00:47,891 --> 01:00:49,518 Mountain water. 1021 01:00:49,592 --> 01:00:52,220 I've never... 1022 01:00:52,295 --> 01:00:55,560 I've never tasted water like this before. 1023 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,092 That's the funniest stuff I've ever had. 1024 01:01:02,005 --> 01:01:03,597 Mmm, mmm. 1025 01:01:03,673 --> 01:01:06,107 You know, it's... 1026 01:01:06,176 --> 01:01:07,939 It's not bad. 1027 01:01:10,046 --> 01:01:14,779 It certainly got rid of those shivers. 1028 01:01:17,354 --> 01:01:20,619 You know... I kinda like it. 1029 01:01:21,925 --> 01:01:24,519 A man ought to drink water more often. 1030 01:01:24,594 --> 01:01:27,825 I liked visitin' with you, but you better catch Billy. 1031 01:01:27,897 --> 01:01:31,560 You gentlemen mind if I take this little old water jug? 1032 01:01:31,634 --> 01:01:33,465 Why, I think that'd be all right. 1033 01:01:33,536 --> 01:01:35,265 - Sure. - Good. 1034 01:01:36,072 --> 01:01:39,132 Hey, mister! That's not the mountain. 1035 01:01:39,209 --> 01:01:41,268 That's the river. 1036 01:01:41,344 --> 01:01:43,107 Oh, that's right, yes. 1037 01:01:43,179 --> 01:01:44,976 The mountain and the river. 1038 01:01:45,048 --> 01:01:46,640 The mountain. 1039 01:01:46,716 --> 01:01:49,276 I'll start right on up. Yeah. 1040 01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:01,588 �Eli groggy.� 1041 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:05,597 �But right behind Wild Billy.� 1042 01:02:18,281 --> 01:02:20,181 You think Eli can win? 1043 01:02:20,683 --> 01:02:22,241 Against a stacked deck? 1044 01:02:26,022 --> 01:02:28,354 We better find out what they're up to. 1045 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,727 RAGSDALE: If you don't get that preacher on the mountain, 1046 01:02:39,803 --> 01:02:41,964 make sure you get him at Devil's Gorge. 1047 01:02:42,038 --> 01:02:43,505 I told you, quit worryin'. 1048 01:02:43,573 --> 01:02:46,406 Ain't no possible way he can get by the gorge. 1049 01:02:46,476 --> 01:02:47,500 That's good. 1050 01:02:47,577 --> 01:02:50,307 All right, here's the gravy that I promised you. 1051 01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:52,814 After you get rid of that psalm singer... 1052 01:02:52,882 --> 01:02:55,043 Pay attention! 1053 01:02:55,118 --> 01:02:57,416 We're plannin' a little dynamite party 1054 01:02:57,487 --> 01:02:59,648 for Wild Billy at Deadman's Pass. 1055 01:02:59,756 --> 01:03:01,724 - Wild Billy? - Yep. 1056 01:03:01,758 --> 01:03:04,750 You want to get rid of Wild Billy, too? 1057 01:03:04,828 --> 01:03:06,728 I don't know. 1058 01:03:06,796 --> 01:03:09,060 You see, I've doctored that will. 1059 01:03:09,132 --> 01:03:12,260 You see, if nobody wins, then the money and the saloon, 1060 01:03:12,335 --> 01:03:16,237 the town goes to the executor of that will, and that's me. 1061 01:03:16,306 --> 01:03:18,934 Now, you and your brothers, being my partners, 1062 01:03:19,008 --> 01:03:22,444 why, you'll get, uh, uh... 1063 01:03:22,512 --> 01:03:24,173 half. 1064 01:03:25,682 --> 01:03:28,276 Well, now do you want to bump off Wild Billy? 1065 01:03:28,351 --> 01:03:31,809 Does a coyote like to howl? 1066 01:03:31,888 --> 01:03:34,482 Here's where you're gonna come down the trail. 1067 01:03:34,557 --> 01:03:35,489 Right there. 1068 01:03:35,558 --> 01:03:37,958 That's where you put the dynamite, there. 1069 01:03:38,027 --> 01:03:38,959 Got it. 1070 01:03:39,028 --> 01:03:40,120 Okay. 1071 01:03:40,196 --> 01:03:42,164 This is gonna be a cinch. 1072 01:03:42,232 --> 01:03:43,665 All right, now let's go. 1073 01:03:46,536 --> 01:03:47,560 Come on. 1074 01:03:55,545 --> 01:03:56,477 Sir! 1075 01:03:56,546 --> 01:03:59,481 Let go, Mansfield! They're gonna get my sons! 1076 01:03:59,582 --> 01:04:00,708 Over my dead body. 1077 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,742 But, sir, there must be another way of handling this. 1078 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:06,516 Would you take your hands off... ow! 1079 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,763 Where have you two been? 1080 01:04:18,835 --> 01:04:21,099 They're gonna get Brother Eli! 1081 01:04:21,171 --> 01:04:22,103 Hyah! 1082 01:04:22,172 --> 01:04:24,402 - Whoa! Whoa! What? - Wild Billy, too! 1083 01:04:24,474 --> 01:04:26,442 With dynamite at Deadman's Pass. 1084 01:04:26,509 --> 01:04:27,441 Wait a minute. 1085 01:04:27,510 --> 01:04:30,035 We don't have time for you not to believe us. 1086 01:04:30,113 --> 01:04:31,637 I'm going with you. 1087 01:04:31,714 --> 01:04:32,874 Hyah! 1088 01:04:49,532 --> 01:04:51,966 Good goin', Billy. You made it. 1089 01:04:52,035 --> 01:04:54,265 Well, what did you expect? 1090 01:04:54,337 --> 01:04:56,237 I always figured you'd be first... 1091 01:04:56,306 --> 01:04:57,898 - Hold it! 1092 01:04:58,007 --> 01:04:59,668 Can you hear somebody singin'? 1093 01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:02,177 Yeah. Real pretty. 1094 01:05:02,245 --> 01:05:04,611 It's that blasted bulldog. 1095 01:05:09,819 --> 01:05:15,587 % % Where seldom is heard% % 1096 01:05:15,658 --> 01:05:18,889 % % A discouraging word% % 1097 01:05:18,962 --> 01:05:19,894 1. 1098 01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:20,895 2. 1099 01:05:20,964 --> 01:05:22,932 3! 1100 01:05:22,999 --> 01:05:28,130 % % Are not...something... % % 1101 01:05:28,204 --> 01:05:29,671 1. 1102 01:05:29,739 --> 01:05:31,206 2. 1103 01:05:31,274 --> 01:05:32,935 3! 1104 01:05:35,345 --> 01:05:38,644 % % Whe-e-re the deer... % % 1105 01:05:38,715 --> 01:05:42,617 % % And the thing-a-me-bobs play% % 1106 01:05:44,354 --> 01:05:47,949 % % Seldo-o-m is heard... % % 1107 01:05:48,024 --> 01:05:51,460 - Come on, we'll get him. - % % A discouraging word% % 1108 01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:54,621 % % And the skies are not cloudy... % % 1109 01:06:02,138 --> 01:06:07,098 Yodel-ay-eeee-deeeee! 1110 01:06:07,176 --> 01:06:11,203 Yodel-ay-eeee-deeeee! 1111 01:06:12,315 --> 01:06:14,476 Come on, here he comes! 1112 01:06:21,991 --> 01:06:23,424 Now! 1113 01:06:29,699 --> 01:06:31,462 Oh! 1114 01:06:31,534 --> 01:06:33,263 Wonder where they came from. 1115 01:06:33,336 --> 01:06:36,669 The biggest hailstones I've ever seen. 1116 01:06:36,739 --> 01:06:39,936 Boy, he's slipperier than a dad-gum snake. 1117 01:06:41,277 --> 01:06:43,768 Mmm. Mmm. 1118 01:06:43,846 --> 01:06:45,336 Ahh. 1119 01:06:45,415 --> 01:06:47,349 This has got to do it. 1120 01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:53,511 - I'll tell you when. - Right. 1121 01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:02,125 Okay! 1122 01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,741 Ahh. 1123 01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:23,414 Ohhh. 1124 01:07:23,486 --> 01:07:26,978 The world trembles at your beauty. 1125 01:07:29,025 --> 01:07:31,084 Don't tell me we missed him again. 1126 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,561 We'll get him. At the gorge. 1127 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:37,360 That's the way! Keep it up! 1128 01:07:37,433 --> 01:07:38,957 You're doing terrific! 1129 01:07:45,842 --> 01:07:47,639 Congratulations, Billy. 1130 01:07:47,710 --> 01:07:49,371 Why, with the lead you've got, 1131 01:07:49,445 --> 01:07:52,209 you could let them horses ride you and still win. 1132 01:07:52,281 --> 01:07:53,748 That stall-fed tenderfoot 1133 01:07:53,816 --> 01:07:56,250 got no business being in the race. 1134 01:07:56,319 --> 01:07:58,287 But he hasn't come by yet. 1135 01:07:58,388 --> 01:08:01,118 So you don't have anything to worry about. 1136 01:08:01,157 --> 01:08:02,749 Wha... 1137 01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:06,591 Hello, Billy! 1138 01:08:06,662 --> 01:08:10,689 Now, how does that him-hummer keep a-doin' it? 1139 01:08:10,767 --> 01:08:12,962 The team's just up the hill! 1140 01:08:22,145 --> 01:08:26,081 That's the skinniest-looking bridge I've ever seen. 1141 01:08:26,149 --> 01:08:27,480 Ooh! 1142 01:08:28,484 --> 01:08:30,452 Yee-haw! 1143 01:08:45,601 --> 01:08:48,331 Eli, what are you doin'? 1144 01:08:50,406 --> 01:08:52,931 Not that-a way! 1145 01:08:53,009 --> 01:08:55,443 Hand over hand! 1146 01:08:55,511 --> 01:08:56,773 You mean... 1147 01:08:56,846 --> 01:08:59,406 Yeah! Hand over hand! 1148 01:09:05,588 --> 01:09:09,388 No! You don't understand! 1149 01:09:09,459 --> 01:09:12,292 You don't have to walk on 'em! 1150 01:09:12,361 --> 01:09:14,295 Oh! 1151 01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:23,906 Come on! You can make it! 1152 01:09:27,143 --> 01:09:28,474 No, he can't! 1153 01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:29,977 Aaah! 1154 01:09:30,046 --> 01:09:34,574 Hey, preacher! How do you like the view? 1155 01:09:38,821 --> 01:09:42,052 This is no time to be lyin' down on the job! 1156 01:09:47,196 --> 01:09:48,424 Help! 1157 01:09:48,498 --> 01:09:50,591 Yeah, boys, help him out! 1158 01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:55,804 What do you think you're doing?! 1159 01:09:55,872 --> 01:09:58,170 After you. 1160 01:10:00,643 --> 01:10:02,611 Aaah! Aah! 1161 01:10:05,615 --> 01:10:09,346 Go on, get that other surprise ready up at Deadman's Pass. 1162 01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:11,113 This hombre's a goner. 1163 01:10:11,187 --> 01:10:13,052 - Okay, boss. - You bet. 1164 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,437 Whoa! 1165 01:10:33,609 --> 01:10:35,873 % % Rock of ages% % 1166 01:10:35,945 --> 01:10:37,913 % % Cleft for me% % 1167 01:10:39,649 --> 01:10:42,584 Come on, we've got work to do. 1168 01:10:43,219 --> 01:10:46,120 You ain't never gonna make it, preacher! 1169 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:49,981 Ah! 1170 01:10:51,227 --> 01:10:52,990 Take a long look down 1171 01:10:53,062 --> 01:10:55,622 and say your last prayer, preacher! 1172 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,363 Amen and adios! 1173 01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:02,437 Oh! 1174 01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:08,841 There's nothin' like a well-aimed rock, Mansfield. 1175 01:11:08,911 --> 01:11:09,900 Unh! 1176 01:11:11,347 --> 01:11:12,837 Oh! Ah! 1177 01:11:19,755 --> 01:11:21,052 Eli! 1178 01:11:25,261 --> 01:11:28,697 If only I could help you, son. 1179 01:11:40,876 --> 01:11:42,901 Eeh! Ooh! 1180 01:11:42,979 --> 01:11:47,814 Mansfield, have you gone plum loco? 1181 01:12:04,834 --> 01:12:06,825 Aaah! Ohh! 1182 01:12:08,738 --> 01:12:11,536 MARCUS: Get him, Roxanne! Hit him! Hit him! 1183 01:12:13,342 --> 01:12:15,537 Ohh! Oh! 1184 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,717 Good! We did it. 1185 01:12:22,785 --> 01:12:23,945 Yeah! 1186 01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:25,954 He went over easier than I thought. 1187 01:12:26,022 --> 01:12:27,785 He sure did. 1188 01:12:27,857 --> 01:12:29,154 Look! 1189 01:12:29,225 --> 01:12:30,715 Oh, no! 1190 01:12:34,697 --> 01:12:36,562 Hang on, Eli! 1191 01:12:36,632 --> 01:12:38,964 Aaaaaah! 1192 01:12:39,035 --> 01:12:40,263 - Eli! - Eli! 1193 01:12:40,336 --> 01:12:42,736 Hurry! Hurry! 1194 01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:45,733 Oh, thank heaven. 1195 01:12:47,276 --> 01:12:48,903 Hang on, Eli! 1196 01:12:48,978 --> 01:12:52,379 Yeah, hang on! We'll save you! 1197 01:12:53,949 --> 01:12:55,246 Aaah! 1198 01:12:56,719 --> 01:12:58,209 Help me up. 1199 01:12:59,455 --> 01:13:01,320 Quick, Jenny, the rope! 1200 01:13:06,562 --> 01:13:08,826 - Aaah! 1201 01:13:08,898 --> 01:13:09,830 Aah! 1202 01:13:09,899 --> 01:13:11,389 Here, Eli! 1203 01:13:14,036 --> 01:13:15,435 All right, hit him. 1204 01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:17,495 - Hyah! - Go on! Go! 1205 01:13:17,573 --> 01:13:18,505 Hyah! 1206 01:13:18,574 --> 01:13:21,566 Aah, aah, aah, aah! Aah! Aah! 1207 01:13:21,644 --> 01:13:22,906 Oh! 1208 01:13:24,246 --> 01:13:25,713 Let go, Eli! 1209 01:13:25,781 --> 01:13:28,011 Eli, let go! 1210 01:13:28,084 --> 01:13:29,745 Aaah! 1211 01:13:29,819 --> 01:13:31,480 Is he all right? 1212 01:13:33,923 --> 01:13:38,121 Wow, that mountain water sure makes you do funny things. 1213 01:13:38,194 --> 01:13:39,855 Ragsdale's in it with the Sneads! 1214 01:13:39,929 --> 01:13:41,590 They're out to get Billy, too. 1215 01:13:41,664 --> 01:13:44,326 If both of you don't make it, Ragsdale gets everything. 1216 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,890 You gotta win! 1217 01:13:45,968 --> 01:13:48,630 The only thing I've got to do is save my brother. 1218 01:13:48,704 --> 01:13:52,231 This map shows the dynamite and where the Sneads are gonna be. 1219 01:13:52,308 --> 01:13:55,505 You'll lose the race to save someone who hates you. 1220 01:13:55,578 --> 01:13:57,978 Well, isn't that what we're supposed to do? 1221 01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,071 Help anybody who needs saving, hmm? 1222 01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:03,149 Yeah. I guess so. 1223 01:14:03,219 --> 01:14:04,208 Come on. 1224 01:14:05,221 --> 01:14:06,882 Come on! 1225 01:14:08,657 --> 01:14:09,624 Come on! 1226 01:14:09,692 --> 01:14:12,160 Hey, you two, wait for us! 1227 01:14:20,436 --> 01:14:21,994 Tallyho. 1228 01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:24,097 Gee-up. 1229 01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:25,663 Give me those! 1230 01:14:25,741 --> 01:14:28,107 Hyah! 1231 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,925 Aah! Oh! 1232 01:14:46,996 --> 01:14:49,464 Look out! 1233 01:14:53,435 --> 01:14:56,370 Everybody, in the back! Quickly! 1234 01:15:09,752 --> 01:15:12,152 Hey, is everybody all right? 1235 01:15:12,221 --> 01:15:13,347 Yeah, Jenny. 1236 01:15:17,393 --> 01:15:18,655 Eli, look at that. 1237 01:15:18,727 --> 01:15:20,024 Yeah, what is it? 1238 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,002 It's those Sneads. 1239 01:15:35,077 --> 01:15:36,009 Yeah. 1240 01:15:39,481 --> 01:15:40,413 You see anything? 1241 01:15:40,482 --> 01:15:42,507 No, no sign of him yet. 1242 01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:49,747 The lookout has the rifle. 1243 01:15:49,825 --> 01:15:50,985 Eli can handle him. 1244 01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:54,188 I hope so. We've got to get him away from that plunger. 1245 01:15:54,263 --> 01:15:57,096 If he falls on it, the whole mountainside will go. 1246 01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,031 - I got an idea. - Oh, really? 1247 01:15:59,134 --> 01:16:00,567 You get behind that rock. 1248 01:16:00,603 --> 01:16:01,900 Right. 1249 01:16:01,971 --> 01:16:04,633 Stay here. I'll be right back. 1250 01:16:17,019 --> 01:16:19,214 Now cover it up. 1251 01:16:25,895 --> 01:16:27,590 All right. 1252 01:16:39,241 --> 01:16:40,367 Unh! 1253 01:16:43,846 --> 01:16:46,644 Why, you little dad-gum cotton-pickin'... 1254 01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:49,950 Now! 1255 01:16:50,019 --> 01:16:51,077 Aah! 1256 01:16:51,153 --> 01:16:53,144 Billy! Get back! 1257 01:16:53,222 --> 01:16:55,747 Get back! 1258 01:16:57,493 --> 01:16:58,926 Whoa! 1259 01:16:59,028 --> 01:17:01,053 Whoa! 1260 01:17:06,268 --> 01:17:08,133 Let go of my hair! 1261 01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:14,174 Get off of me, you little pony! 1262 01:17:14,243 --> 01:17:16,973 Just keep him buttoned up. 1263 01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:18,377 Billy! 1264 01:17:23,218 --> 01:17:26,016 - Pete, get on that plunger. - Yeah, boss. 1265 01:17:29,892 --> 01:17:30,859 Did he hear him? 1266 01:17:30,926 --> 01:17:32,393 I don't know. I'm not sure. 1267 01:17:34,263 --> 01:17:37,699 Ain't a bad swap, huh? Two brothers for a fortune. 1268 01:17:42,171 --> 01:17:43,433 Git! 1269 01:17:44,273 --> 01:17:46,104 Hey, he's a-movin'! 1270 01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:54,747 When he gets to the mine, they both get it. 1271 01:17:54,817 --> 01:17:56,785 No! No! 1272 01:18:05,861 --> 01:18:08,022 Shall I help you steady the rifle, sir? 1273 01:18:08,097 --> 01:18:11,328 Only when I decide to aim it at you, Mansfield. 1274 01:18:12,601 --> 01:18:15,468 He's getting pretty close, boss. 1275 01:18:15,537 --> 01:18:17,869 All right, get ready. 1276 01:18:21,043 --> 01:18:22,203 Should I blow it now? 1277 01:18:22,277 --> 01:18:25,212 No. Not yet. 1278 01:18:25,814 --> 01:18:27,179 Ready? 1279 01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:31,651 - Unh! - Aah! 1280 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,620 Billy! Dynamite! 1281 01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:34,917 Get him! 1282 01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:36,218 Get down! 1283 01:18:38,127 --> 01:18:39,253 Oh! 1284 01:18:39,328 --> 01:18:41,228 Where is he?! 1285 01:18:41,897 --> 01:18:43,387 - Oh! - Oh! 1286 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:47,564 Oh, yes! Oh! Oh! 1287 01:18:47,636 --> 01:18:49,604 I got him, Eli! I got him! 1288 01:18:49,671 --> 01:18:50,933 You? It was Jenny. 1289 01:18:51,006 --> 01:18:53,600 I don't think it was me. I think it was the... 1290 01:18:53,675 --> 01:18:54,835 Oh, no! 1291 01:19:06,688 --> 01:19:08,952 Uh, I don't know what that was, folks. 1292 01:19:09,024 --> 01:19:11,424 It could have been thunder. 1293 01:19:11,493 --> 01:19:13,154 But one thing I do know. 1294 01:19:13,228 --> 01:19:16,356 A winner could be coming in any minute now. 1295 01:19:23,705 --> 01:19:25,002 Oh, Eli. 1296 01:19:25,074 --> 01:19:26,701 I've got to find out. 1297 01:19:52,868 --> 01:19:54,426 Billy! 1298 01:19:54,503 --> 01:19:56,061 Billy! 1299 01:20:03,846 --> 01:20:06,041 Billy! 1300 01:20:06,115 --> 01:20:07,776 Billy! 1301 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:09,613 Billy! 1302 01:20:10,652 --> 01:20:14,213 Are you just gonna stand there caterwaulin' all day? 1303 01:20:15,724 --> 01:20:17,487 Thank heaven you're safe. 1304 01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:21,987 I might have knowed it. Never trust a Bible-banger. 1305 01:20:22,064 --> 01:20:24,430 You went and ruined everything. 1306 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,432 What? 1307 01:20:25,501 --> 01:20:28,868 The will says, �May the best man win.� 1308 01:20:28,937 --> 01:20:32,771 Now I ain't so sure I am the best man. 1309 01:20:32,841 --> 01:20:34,706 You saved my life! 1310 01:20:34,776 --> 01:20:38,507 Now, how am I gonna whip a man who saves my life? 1311 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:41,310 Billy, Ragsdale set us both up to be killed, 1312 01:20:41,383 --> 01:20:44,250 and he's going to get all the money if nobody wins. 1313 01:20:44,319 --> 01:20:46,446 Ragsdale? 1314 01:20:46,522 --> 01:20:49,355 That snivelin' sneak! 1315 01:20:49,424 --> 01:20:51,358 Then one of us has gotta win. 1316 01:20:54,897 --> 01:20:57,525 Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you, thank you, boys. 1317 01:20:57,599 --> 01:21:00,966 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, all my loyal constituents. 1318 01:21:01,069 --> 01:21:05,062 Now, then, as executor of the estate 1319 01:21:05,107 --> 01:21:10,044 of the late, great, beloved Jasper Bloodshy... 1320 01:21:11,446 --> 01:21:15,473 I was fully prepared to turn over his entire, 1321 01:21:15,551 --> 01:21:19,612 every last cent of that fortune 1322 01:21:19,688 --> 01:21:22,589 to whichever brother wins, whichever one comes in. 1323 01:21:24,293 --> 01:21:26,056 But, uh... 1324 01:21:26,128 --> 01:21:29,154 Well, it seems to me that if there is to be a winner, 1325 01:21:29,231 --> 01:21:33,065 he should have been here a long time ago, hmm? 1326 01:21:33,135 --> 01:21:35,729 Matter of fact, it has occurred to me, 1327 01:21:35,804 --> 01:21:41,333 as I am sure it has occurred to each and every one of you, 1328 01:21:41,410 --> 01:21:44,777 that some unforeseen, dire tragedy 1329 01:21:44,846 --> 01:21:48,748 has befallen those two fine young men, huh? 1330 01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:51,479 Let's take him, too. 1331 01:21:51,553 --> 01:21:52,850 No, no, come on. 1332 01:21:52,921 --> 01:21:54,115 However! 1333 01:21:54,189 --> 01:21:58,148 However, there is a, uh, provision in the will 1334 01:21:58,260 --> 01:22:02,060 which states that if there is no winner, 1335 01:22:02,097 --> 01:22:04,793 then the entire fortune goes to... 1336 01:22:04,866 --> 01:22:06,527 Rider comin'! 1337 01:22:06,602 --> 01:22:08,399 A rider comin'. 1338 01:22:08,470 --> 01:22:10,028 Rider comin'? 1339 01:22:10,105 --> 01:22:12,869 Who is it? Can you see? 1340 01:22:15,611 --> 01:22:16,771 I don't believe it! 1341 01:22:25,053 --> 01:22:27,044 Are you sure that's the preacher? 1342 01:22:30,626 --> 01:22:32,025 [Laughs excitedly] 1343 01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:34,756 It's Eli! He's won! 1344 01:22:38,767 --> 01:22:40,758 Whoa! 1345 01:22:40,836 --> 01:22:42,736 You're safe! How's Billy? 1346 01:22:42,804 --> 01:22:44,738 Eli, we knew you could do it! 1347 01:22:44,806 --> 01:22:46,569 Where's Ragsdale?! 1348 01:22:46,642 --> 01:22:47,939 There he goes! 1349 01:22:48,010 --> 01:22:50,274 MARCUS: With as much money as he can get away with. 1350 01:22:50,345 --> 01:22:51,835 Hold it, Ragsdale! 1351 01:22:51,913 --> 01:22:53,847 Hyah, hyah! Go on! Get out of here! 1352 01:22:53,915 --> 01:22:56,679 Move it! Hyah! Get out of here! 1353 01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:02,083 Hey, Eli, you're shootin' just like Wild Billy. 1354 01:23:02,157 --> 01:23:05,058 Come back here, you consarn, yellow-bellied, 1355 01:23:05,127 --> 01:23:07,823 lily-livered, two-timin' polecat! 1356 01:23:07,896 --> 01:23:09,193 Yah! 1357 01:23:09,264 --> 01:23:12,233 Eli isn't Eli. Eli's Wild Billy. 1358 01:23:12,301 --> 01:23:14,201 Another rider comin'! 1359 01:23:14,269 --> 01:23:16,703 - Which one's this? - Is it Eli or Billy? 1360 01:23:16,772 --> 01:23:20,003 Now, there's Eli. I think. 1361 01:23:20,075 --> 01:23:23,101 Brother, I'd like a word with you. 1362 01:23:28,283 --> 01:23:31,218 I said, �Brother, I'd like a word with you.� 1363 01:23:31,286 --> 01:23:32,947 Later! Swing me up! 1364 01:23:34,823 --> 01:23:35,881 Aah! 1365 01:23:53,241 --> 01:23:55,766 I'm ready, Rattlesnake. 1366 01:23:55,844 --> 01:23:57,971 Let's make it clean and fast. 1367 01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:01,914 All right. We'll count to three. 1368 01:24:04,519 --> 01:24:06,350 I'm gonna get you, Ragsdale! 1369 01:24:11,827 --> 01:24:13,727 Marcus, what are you doing? 1370 01:24:13,795 --> 01:24:14,853 Oh, no! 1371 01:24:16,465 --> 01:24:19,195 Hey, what is this? Get that off! 1372 01:24:19,768 --> 01:24:22,430 I don't see any way you can trick me this time. 1373 01:24:27,008 --> 01:24:28,066 1. 1374 01:24:31,012 --> 01:24:32,343 2. 1375 01:24:32,414 --> 01:24:35,440 Get off me! What is this thing? Get away! 1376 01:24:36,017 --> 01:24:36,779 3. 1377 01:24:36,852 --> 01:24:39,343 Get off! Get off! 1378 01:24:39,421 --> 01:24:41,184 - Aah! - Ooh! 1379 01:24:41,256 --> 01:24:42,587 Aah! Aah! 1380 01:24:42,657 --> 01:24:44,090 Hold on! 1381 01:24:47,329 --> 01:24:48,591 Come on, get him! 1382 01:24:48,663 --> 01:24:50,221 Get him, Eli! He's a crook! 1383 01:24:50,298 --> 01:24:51,788 He's got all the money! 1384 01:24:53,135 --> 01:24:54,898 Look out! 1385 01:25:01,810 --> 01:25:03,607 Tarnation! 1386 01:25:04,379 --> 01:25:06,074 Marcus, are you all right? 1387 01:25:06,148 --> 01:25:07,706 That was great! 1388 01:25:07,783 --> 01:25:08,772 What? 1389 01:25:11,953 --> 01:25:13,750 Here he comes, Mansfield! 1390 01:25:13,822 --> 01:25:17,087 The dirty fly into the spider's web. 1391 01:25:21,830 --> 01:25:26,494 Stand back, Mansfield, and see how the West was won. 1392 01:25:27,135 --> 01:25:28,261 Ehhh! Ooh! 1393 01:25:28,336 --> 01:25:29,894 Oh, sir! 1394 01:25:29,971 --> 01:25:31,939 Great jumpin' Jasper's ghost! 1395 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:32,939 Aaah! 1396 01:25:33,008 --> 01:25:33,997 Ohh! 1397 01:25:34,075 --> 01:25:36,236 Aah! It's a ghost! It's a ghost! 1398 01:25:39,147 --> 01:25:42,014 I can't be seein' this. I know I'm not seein' this. 1399 01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:44,950 - But get off me! - Nothing doin', Ragsdale! 1400 01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:47,454 I'm takin' you with me! 1401 01:25:47,522 --> 01:25:50,821 I take everything back! I'll give you the money back! 1402 01:25:50,892 --> 01:25:52,655 Too late, you whinin' weasel! 1403 01:25:52,727 --> 01:25:54,285 I'll see you in jail 1404 01:25:54,362 --> 01:25:58,765 if it's the last thing I ever do-o-o! 1405 01:26:01,069 --> 01:26:04,095 It was the old man, I tell you! I saw him! 1406 01:26:04,172 --> 01:26:07,005 I tell you, it was the strangest thing I ever saw. 1407 01:26:07,075 --> 01:26:09,236 He came floatin' down in a white sheet. 1408 01:26:09,311 --> 01:26:12,109 The bats have taken over the belfry. 1409 01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:14,705 You gotta believe me! Hey, Sheriff! 1410 01:26:14,783 --> 01:26:17,217 Listen, you start that story one more time, 1411 01:26:17,285 --> 01:26:20,379 there'll be two ghosts, and you'll be one! 1412 01:26:20,455 --> 01:26:22,150 I'll be late for that ceremony. 1413 01:26:22,224 --> 01:26:24,385 Deputy, keep an eye on the prisoners. 1414 01:26:24,459 --> 01:26:26,689 Right, chief. 1415 01:26:26,761 --> 01:26:29,855 Deputy? You gotta believe me, man! 1416 01:26:29,931 --> 01:26:32,092 [Cheers and applause] 1417 01:26:32,167 --> 01:26:34,397 And so my brother and I have decided 1418 01:26:34,469 --> 01:26:39,202 to share the money and use it to make a new town. 1419 01:26:39,274 --> 01:26:40,798 A town a whole lot different 1420 01:26:40,876 --> 01:26:44,107 than the one you've been used to. 1421 01:26:44,179 --> 01:26:47,171 And if anybody has any other ideas, 1422 01:26:47,249 --> 01:26:49,183 they're gonna have to answer to m... 1423 01:26:51,152 --> 01:26:53,017 My brother, Eli. 1424 01:26:54,656 --> 01:26:57,750 It's going to be a town I hope you'll all be proud of. 1425 01:26:57,859 --> 01:27:00,453 I know I'm going to be proud of the new church 1426 01:27:00,495 --> 01:27:02,554 and the new school we're building. 1427 01:27:02,631 --> 01:27:07,728 A new school for our children, yours and mine. 1428 01:27:07,802 --> 01:27:10,498 He means us. We've got a father. 1429 01:27:10,572 --> 01:27:12,403 And I'll tell you something else. 1430 01:27:12,474 --> 01:27:15,602 Not only will these children have the best teacher, 1431 01:27:15,677 --> 01:27:18,441 they'll have the prettiest one they've ever seen. 1432 01:27:18,513 --> 01:27:20,674 [Laughter and applause] 1433 01:27:20,749 --> 01:27:24,276 Of course, I may be a little prejudiced. 1434 01:27:24,853 --> 01:27:27,344 I think we're gettin' a mother, too. 1435 01:27:30,492 --> 01:27:32,619 You know, I can't rightly recollect 1436 01:27:32,694 --> 01:27:34,855 ever seein' the whole town together 1437 01:27:34,930 --> 01:27:38,525 with folks a-smilin' at each other instead of shootin'. 1438 01:27:40,569 --> 01:27:43,436 I think this is a fitting moment now to pay tribute 1439 01:27:43,505 --> 01:27:45,996 to the one man who made all this possible. 1440 01:27:46,074 --> 01:27:49,202 Our father, Jasper Bloodshy. 1441 01:27:51,379 --> 01:27:53,472 It's too bad he couldn't have lived 1442 01:27:53,548 --> 01:27:55,812 to see his last wish come true. 1443 01:27:55,884 --> 01:27:57,010 Amen, brother. 1444 01:27:57,085 --> 01:27:59,144 But if you'll all join in with me now 1445 01:27:59,254 --> 01:28:01,745 singing �Something Good is Bound to Happen,� 1446 01:28:01,790 --> 01:28:03,690 I guarantee no matter where he is, 1447 01:28:03,758 --> 01:28:06,056 he'll be happy at this very moment. 1448 01:28:10,198 --> 01:28:11,927 % % Something good is bound to happen% % 1449 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,797 % % When love is in your heart% % 1450 01:28:13,868 --> 01:28:15,563 % % For love and human kindness% % 1451 01:28:15,637 --> 01:28:17,161 % % Is where good things always start% % 1452 01:28:17,238 --> 01:28:19,604 % % There�s goodness in your neighbors% % 1453 01:28:19,674 --> 01:28:20,936 % % There�s goodness close at hand% % 1454 01:28:21,009 --> 01:28:21,941 Shh! 1455 01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:24,410 Don't shush me, you British buzzard! 1456 01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:26,879 Can't a man sing when he's happy? 1457 01:28:26,948 --> 01:28:29,007 Well, sir, then you might reconsider 1458 01:28:29,084 --> 01:28:30,381 and make an appearance. 1459 01:28:30,452 --> 01:28:33,910 And send the whole town off to the loony bin, like Ragsdale? 1460 01:28:33,989 --> 01:28:37,186 No, I finished what I set out to do, Mansfield. 1461 01:28:37,258 --> 01:28:38,589 It's time to move on. 1462 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:40,321 Where to, sir? 1463 01:28:40,395 --> 01:28:43,421 Yeah, to a place I ain't seen for years, Mansfield. 1464 01:28:43,498 --> 01:28:44,692 Cactus Ridge. 1465 01:28:44,766 --> 01:28:46,893 Cactus Ridge? Why Cactus Ridge, sir? 1466 01:28:46,968 --> 01:28:50,426 Now I've straightened out my sons, Wild Billy and Eli, 1467 01:28:50,505 --> 01:28:52,598 I gotta go see how my daughters, 1468 01:28:52,674 --> 01:28:55,939 Calico Kate and Wildcat Winnie, are doin'. 1469 01:28:56,011 --> 01:28:58,104 Let's go, Mansfield! 1470 01:28:58,213 --> 01:29:00,181 Very good, sir. 1471 01:29:01,650 --> 01:29:04,949 Gee-up! Gee-up, there! 1472 01:29:06,621 --> 01:29:08,316 Mornin', Sheriff. 1473 01:29:08,390 --> 01:29:10,290 Morning, Mr. Bloodshy. 1474 01:29:11,660 --> 01:29:13,355 % % Something good is bound to happen% % 1475 01:29:13,428 --> 01:29:15,259 % % When love is in your heart% % 1476 01:29:15,330 --> 01:29:16,627 % % For love and human kindness% % 1477 01:29:16,698 --> 01:29:18,893 % % Is where good things always start% % 1478 01:29:18,967 --> 01:29:21,026 % % There�s goodness in your neighbors% % 1479 01:29:21,102 --> 01:29:22,933 % % There�s goodness close at hand% % 1480 01:29:23,004 --> 01:29:24,596 % % Oh, look for all the goodness% % 1481 01:29:24,673 --> 01:29:26,470 % % Over all this blessed land% % 1482 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:28,441 % % Blessed land% % 1483 01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:30,137 % % Blessed land% % 1484 01:29:30,211 --> 01:29:34,147 % % Over all this blessed land% % 1485 01:29:34,215 --> 01:29:36,080 % % Blessed land% % 1486 01:29:36,151 --> 01:29:38,016 % % Blessed land% % 1487 01:29:45,001 --> 01:29:46,016 ---the end--- 1488 01:29:38,086 --> 01:29:42,523 % % Over all this blessed land% %103214