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Look, I know you want to take your car, but can I drive? 86 00:01:25,826 --> 00:01:28,115 Yeah. Okay. 87 00:01:28,203 --> 00:01:30,659 Oh, no! 88 00:01:30,748 --> 00:01:32,906 The mail went into my cereal. 89 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,407 Yeah, this house is driving me crazy. 90 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:37,744 I really need this vacation. 91 00:01:37,838 --> 00:01:40,874 - Mom, we're out of peanut butter. - It looks so peaceful. 92 00:01:40,966 --> 00:01:43,837 - I said we're out of peanut butter. - Well, don't complain to me. 93 00:01:43,927 --> 00:01:47,261 Talk to your father. You know he's in charge of household legumes. 94 00:01:47,347 --> 00:01:50,467 Think you can get me at 7:00 tomorrow morning? 95 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:52,219 Okay. 8:00? 96 00:01:55,063 --> 00:01:58,148 No, the equipment has been completely overhauled, I assure you. 97 00:01:58,233 --> 00:02:01,982 I did it myself. It's packing it up that's really important. 98 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:04,146 You see, if it isn't done right... 99 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:07,572 I really can't guarantee that it'll get there undamaged. 100 00:02:07,659 --> 00:02:09,568 Hold on. I lost the sun. 101 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:16,125 No, no. I-I-I'm thrilled that the Smithsonian wants to display my shrinking machine. 102 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:19,660 It's just that I'd prefer to dismantle it and reassemble it myself. 103 00:02:19,754 --> 00:02:22,459 I just think I'm more responsible than most people. 104 00:02:22,549 --> 00:02:24,588 Dad, we're out of peanut butter. 105 00:02:24,676 --> 00:02:26,965 Mom says you're responsible. 106 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:29,888 Hello? Hello? Okay. Then it's settled. 107 00:02:29,973 --> 00:02:31,930 I-I... I'll pack it up this weekend... 108 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:34,934 and your movers will come on Monday and take it to Washington. 109 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:38,768 Oh, by the way, feel free to use it to shrink the national debt. 110 00:02:39,941 --> 00:02:45,362 Hello. Hello? How do you like that? 111 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:48,946 Your dad's invention is gonna be in the Smithsonian alongside the Gramophone. 112 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:52,283 - What's a Gramophone? - An early record player. 113 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:54,446 What's a record player? 114 00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:58,239 An early CD player. What was it you wanted? 115 00:02:58,334 --> 00:03:01,288 Well, I was makin' a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch... 116 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,667 and I can't find the peanut butter. 117 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:07,252 Peanut butter. Peanut butter. 118 00:03:07,343 --> 00:03:09,252 Where are you? 119 00:03:10,513 --> 00:03:13,051 You know, Dad, I was kinda thinkin'... 120 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:16,307 that, you know, summer's not that far away. 121 00:03:16,394 --> 00:03:18,351 It might be good for me to go to baseball camp. 122 00:03:18,437 --> 00:03:21,438 Don't you want to go back to that neat science camp we sent you to? 123 00:03:21,524 --> 00:03:24,228 Camp Isosceles was fun, Dad... 124 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:27,105 but I've been there now three years in a row. 125 00:03:27,196 --> 00:03:30,731 Yeah, but the fourth year is the best. Trigonometry? 126 00:03:30,824 --> 00:03:33,825 Ah! Peanuts. 127 00:03:33,911 --> 00:03:36,616 Coffee grinder will solve our problem. 128 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,960 But all my friends are goin' to baseball camp. 129 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:48,044 Baseball's just a trend. It'll pass. But science is always cool. 130 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,683 - There you go. - It's got grounds in it. 131 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:02,177 - It's decaf. - Wayne! 132 00:04:02,272 --> 00:04:05,522 Don't you have to get to work? I thought you had a big presentation. 133 00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:09,144 - Oh, my gosh. I gotta go. - So what? I thought you were the president. 134 00:04:09,237 --> 00:04:13,069 I am the president. But presidents have less freedom than anybody. 135 00:04:13,158 --> 00:04:14,818 And they don't have any fun. 136 00:04:17,662 --> 00:04:20,367 Tiki Man, you've served me well. 137 00:04:20,457 --> 00:04:23,078 Oh, and I like the way you made it rain yesterday too. 138 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:27,331 - Wayne, I wish you'd get rid of that piece of junk Tiki Man. - Shh! You'll anger him. 139 00:04:27,422 --> 00:04:30,791 He takes up so much room, and you won't even let us hang our coats on him. 140 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:33,007 He's a Polynesian god, not a coat-rack, Diane. 141 00:04:33,094 --> 00:04:37,922 He belongs in a miniature golf course. I don't even know why you bought him in the first place. 142 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,593 - To have fun? - Wayne? 143 00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:42,721 You are saying goodbye to Mr. Tiki Man this weekend. 144 00:04:42,812 --> 00:04:45,434 I'm sorry, but that's that. 145 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,317 Be cool. I'll think of something. 146 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:55,315 Yuck! 147 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:59,444 Cold chow mein for lunch? 148 00:04:59,537 --> 00:05:02,740 Uh, yeah. All the kids are eatin' it. 149 00:05:02,832 --> 00:05:06,616 Hey, Mom, did Nick ever complain about going to Camp Isosceles? 150 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:11,622 He sure did. He hated that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight. 151 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:15,339 What a brain box. 152 00:05:15,428 --> 00:05:19,342 Mom, what if I didn't want to go to a camp named after a triangle? 153 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,839 Amy didn't go to science camp. 154 00:05:21,934 --> 00:05:25,350 She went to Shakespeare camp. Would you rather do that? 155 00:05:25,438 --> 00:05:27,845 - No. - Oh, where did all these bugs come from? 156 00:05:29,817 --> 00:05:32,023 Ooh, a daddy longlegs. 157 00:05:32,111 --> 00:05:34,020 No, Mom, don't kill it! 158 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:37,233 Daddy longlegs are good. They eat other bugs. 159 00:05:37,324 --> 00:05:39,732 And that would be your Aunt Patty. 160 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:43,153 Hey, he's gone. 161 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:46,414 You live, for now. Tell your friends. 162 00:05:50,588 --> 00:05:52,497 Oh, gosh. 163 00:05:53,632 --> 00:05:56,586 I'm sorry. Hi, Adam. 164 00:05:56,677 --> 00:06:00,128 Diane, we have to talk. I'm still worried about the kids if we go away. 165 00:06:00,222 --> 00:06:02,891 No. They are not old enough t-to stay by themselves. 166 00:06:02,975 --> 00:06:05,217 - And what if Mitch gets sick? - We've been over this. 167 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:08,929 - If anything goes wrong, our husbands will be there. - My point exactly. 168 00:06:09,022 --> 00:06:12,522 Patty, don't start with me. We both need this vacation. 169 00:06:12,609 --> 00:06:16,559 You are more neurotic than ever, and I've lost my perspective on my marriage. 170 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:19,027 Besides, the kids are old enough. Look at them. 171 00:06:19,116 --> 00:06:22,117 They're like well-behaved little adults. 172 00:06:22,202 --> 00:06:23,827 You're right. You're right. 173 00:06:23,912 --> 00:06:26,237 Oh, man. I got this great story, okay? 174 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:28,454 One time we were at this Chinese restaurant... 175 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:31,293 and I sneezed, and six grains of rice came out my nose. 176 00:06:31,378 --> 00:06:35,541 Ooh, I've only done liquids. But once Jenny did a piece of spaghetti. 177 00:06:35,632 --> 00:06:37,459 - Oh, man, it was, like, hangin' out to there. - Shut up! 178 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:39,460 At least I'm not sick 24 hours a day. 179 00:06:39,553 --> 00:06:42,637 I can't help it if I have a potassium deficiency. 180 00:06:42,722 --> 00:06:45,130 Yeah, but how do you explain your IQ deficiency? 181 00:06:45,225 --> 00:06:46,885 - Shut up! - Ooh! - Hey! Stop it! 182 00:06:46,977 --> 00:06:48,934 - Come on, let's get her! Come on, get her! - Mom! 183 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,938 Mm-hmm. Hi! 184 00:06:52,023 --> 00:06:54,265 I better get them to school. 185 00:06:58,196 --> 00:06:59,904 Uh, Patty? 186 00:06:59,989 --> 00:07:01,816 What's with the blocks? 187 00:07:01,908 --> 00:07:05,443 Oh, the car was making funny noises this morning, and you can never be too careful. 188 00:07:05,537 --> 00:07:08,822 I mean, what if the parking brake went? I worry about these things. 189 00:07:08,915 --> 00:07:11,370 That's why you need a vacation. 190 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:14,496 Because at Szalinski... 191 00:07:14,587 --> 00:07:18,086 At Szalinski Labs, the-the... the future... 192 00:07:18,174 --> 00:07:21,294 At Szalinski Labs, the future is... 193 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,711 the future is... 194 00:07:24,806 --> 00:07:28,471 Crap. No, the future isn't crap. 195 00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:30,848 The future is now! 196 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:50,241 Yes, that was the president... 197 00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:53,700 and my brother, Wayne Szalinski. 198 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:56,912 And what a speech. Mmm? Wow. 199 00:07:57,004 --> 00:07:59,542 Anyway, I'll bet you're all hungry. 200 00:07:59,632 --> 00:08:04,377 So we have a full buffet brunch waiting for you right downstairs. 201 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:08,218 Eat all you want, and thanks for coming. 202 00:08:08,307 --> 00:08:10,798 And don't forget, at Szalinski Labs... 203 00:08:10,893 --> 00:08:13,929 the future is... 204 00:08:14,021 --> 00:08:16,179 now. 205 00:08:20,819 --> 00:08:25,528 Glad I can breathe again. Nothing like the smell of two-part epoxy resin. 206 00:08:25,616 --> 00:08:28,700 - Whoo. - Must be an acquired taste. 207 00:08:28,785 --> 00:08:31,455 - Hi, Marcia. Hi, Trouser. - Say hi, Trouser. 208 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:35,452 - Hello. Hello. - Hello? 209 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:38,543 Turns out that's what "woof" means. 210 00:08:38,629 --> 00:08:43,006 Feed me. Feed me. 211 00:08:43,091 --> 00:08:45,250 That looks promising. 212 00:08:45,343 --> 00:08:50,219 - How's Project Green Lantern coming? - Just okay. 213 00:08:50,307 --> 00:08:53,343 I've run into some problems, but if you give me just a little more time... 214 00:08:53,435 --> 00:08:57,183 I think I can solve 'em, maybe. 215 00:08:57,272 --> 00:09:00,972 All right. Well, let's see what you got. 216 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:04,732 Of course, the goal of Project Green Lantern was to decrease accidents... 217 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:09,530 to highway workers at night by increasing their visibility... 218 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,108 through the use of internal fluorescence. 219 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,990 Now, already we've made tremendous strides in the areas of luminescence. 220 00:09:15,081 --> 00:09:17,204 Put away the snowblower, Gordon. What's the problem? 221 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:20,210 See for yourself. 222 00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:31,301 Cheers. 223 00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:40,805 - It's not workin'. It's supposed to make my body glow. - Mm-hmm. Open your shirt. 224 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:48,566 - Oh, Jimmy. Is that my stomach? - Yeah. And here's mine. 225 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:52,606 The problem is, the liquid just stays in your gut. I don't know what to do. 226 00:09:52,702 --> 00:09:55,074 Well, obviously it's not getting absorbed into the bloodstream. 227 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,867 Have you tried going through the calcium channel? 228 00:09:57,957 --> 00:10:00,827 - The calcium channel? - Yeah, mix it with milk. That'll make it work. 229 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:04,998 - It's obvious. - Hey, I'm not without ideas. 230 00:10:05,089 --> 00:10:08,921 I was gonna suggest making the highway workers wear tube tops. 231 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,796 I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were, um, working. 232 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:17,761 - What is it, Trina? - Oh. Um, Earl Parmen called... 233 00:10:17,852 --> 00:10:21,552 to say that he has two VIP passes for the shuttle touchdown late tonight... 234 00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:23,604 at Edwards Air Force Base. 235 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,478 - Do you want them? - Do we want them? 236 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:32,105 Oh, oh. Wait. Wait. Isn't there something we're supposed to be doing this weekend? 237 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,820 Not that I can remember. I just gotta call Diane. 238 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:42,327 Forty dollars should be enough for pizza. 239 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,327 Now, what else? 240 00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:54,675 Who took the handset? Who took the handset? 241 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:56,672 The handset. 242 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:00,975 - Hi, you have reached the Szalinski's. - Machine. 243 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,346 Please leave a message or fax or a binary file after the beep. 244 00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:08,188 Guess what? Change of plans. Gordon and I just got invited to see the space shuttle land tonight. 245 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:12,903 - So if it's okay, we're gonna take off. - No, Wayne, it is not okay. 246 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:16,109 Patty and I are going on vacation. I must have told you this 15 times. 247 00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:20,578 - Don't you remember? - Sure, I remembered. Then I forgot. 248 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,368 Well, listen to me now, Wayne, and listen good. 249 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,792 I am going on this vacation, and nothing... 250 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:29,832 and no one can stop me! 251 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,753 You do need a vacation. 252 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,519 I'm sorry we're late. I had to find Mitch's medicine. 253 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,010 - You got everything now? - I hope so. - All set? 254 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,014 Hey, come on. 255 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:51,933 Okay. This is it. 256 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:54,270 Two days without mommies. 257 00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:56,403 It will be hard. It will be tough. 258 00:11:56,491 --> 00:11:59,326 But I have every confidence you'll make it... 259 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,450 if you follow these rules. 260 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:04,871 One: don't raid the refrigerator between meals. 261 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:08,872 Two: take your vitamins after dinner. Three: no roller-blading in the house. 262 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:13,125 Four: get rid of the Tiki Man. Got it? 263 00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:15,623 - Any other questions? - Uh, yeah. Can I have some friends over? 264 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:18,174 - No. - Come on, Mom. Don't you trust me? 265 00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:20,883 Save it for the debating team, Jenny. The answer is still no. 266 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:24,057 - But, Mom, I... - Any other questions? Good. Bye, kids. 267 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,385 I love you. 268 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,681 Have fun and try to relax, Diane. 269 00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:33,147 You too. Have fun and try to relax. 270 00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:40,075 - You sure you're gonna be okay? - We'll be fine. 271 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:44,413 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, sweetie. Be careful, Mitchell. 272 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:46,738 Oh, wear pads when you roller-blade. 273 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,584 And don't eat too much sugar. It speeds up your metabolism. 274 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:53,002 And please put on a T-shirt under your... under your pajamas tonight, okay? 275 00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:55,758 Why don't you just put me in a plastic bubble, why don't you? 276 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,462 I feel like I'm forgetting something. 277 00:12:58,552 --> 00:13:02,217 Which reminds me. Adam. Adam! 278 00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:04,429 I just did the laundry... 279 00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:07,600 so you'll have plenty of clean underpants! 280 00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:12,645 - I bet you they have lace on 'em. - Oh, no! 281 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,891 Tighty-whiteys. 282 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:25,444 - Now what? - You guys are all guests in my house this weekend... 283 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:27,945 and I want us to have a good time. 284 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,495 So I planned a little kick-off surprise. 285 00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:35,127 We are gonna use marshmallows and gumdrops... 286 00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,538 to make models of water molecules. 287 00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,549 What do you think? 288 00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,175 You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne. 289 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:48,598 I know. Anyway, we're gonna put 'em together... 290 00:13:48,685 --> 00:13:52,018 Oh, darn. I forgot to get toothpicks. 291 00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:54,975 I'm gonna need you guys to run down to the mini mart for me. 292 00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:56,809 How much do you think toothpicks cost? 293 00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:59,653 Oh, about six or seven dollars a box. 294 00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:02,857 Well, here's a ten. 295 00:14:02,949 --> 00:14:05,440 If there's any change, get yourselves some snacks. 296 00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:07,823 But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay? 297 00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:11,530 For molecule action. 298 00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:13,830 - Come on, Mitch. - Gee, Wayne. 299 00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:18,705 It's not like you to forget the toothpicks. 300 00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:21,667 What? What's so funny? 301 00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:24,333 It was just a ruse to get them out of the house. 302 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,346 A ruse? Why? 303 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,341 To save Tiki Man. 304 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:34,353 I can't believe Diane's making you throw this out. It's mint. 305 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:39,017 Tell me about it. I finally find something I want to do with my MacArthur Genius grant money, and my wife vetoes it. 306 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,019 You've gotta learn how to negotiate, Wayne. 307 00:14:41,112 --> 00:14:44,278 - I bet I could talk Diane into letting you keep it. - I got a plan. 308 00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:49,156 - A little further. - A little further. 309 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:51,486 - Whoa! - Tilt it up. - Tilting up. 310 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,367 - Tip it. - Tip it. 311 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,131 - Great. - Great. Just great. 312 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,670 Just perfect. 313 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:05,835 The thing's only seven feet tall. 314 00:15:05,928 --> 00:15:09,877 Call me crazy. I think Diane might notice this. 315 00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,883 Not if I shrink it. 316 00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:16,680 Wow. 317 00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,520 - The machine looks beautiful. - Yeah. 318 00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:23,182 I got it out of mothballs and polished it up for the Smithsonian. 319 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:26,445 - I'm gonna fire it up. - Great. What? 320 00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:29,735 Oh, no. No. No! You're not gonna s-start it up again? 321 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:33,445 You can't start it up again. 322 00:15:33,538 --> 00:15:37,406 You were banned from using this by a joint committee of the FD A and your wife. 323 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,418 Is the FD A here? Is my wife here? 324 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:44,252 I've made up my mind. I'm gonna shrink that Tiki Man so I can carry it with me always. 325 00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:47,258 Besides, it's a point of honor. 326 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,835 Do you think a weekend can take care of seven years... 327 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:51,887 of waxy emotional buildup? 328 00:15:51,973 --> 00:15:55,556 You poor thing. Well, you're on the road to recovery now. 329 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,929 Oh! And for the trip, I brought along a special friend... 330 00:15:59,022 --> 00:16:01,228 to aid in the healing process. 331 00:16:01,316 --> 00:16:04,067 Dr. Brother Love himself, Mr. Neil Diamond! 332 00:16:04,152 --> 00:16:07,936 Get out of here! You brought the Hot August Nights cassette? 333 00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,319 I did! Yeah! 334 00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:13,444 Oh, no! 335 00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:16,621 I forgot to leave Mitch his medicine. We've gotta go back. 336 00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:33,470 - Gordon, I can see your left leg. - Huh? 337 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:36,094 Come on over here and help me. Let me know when we hit critical mass. 338 00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:38,639 Okay, bro. 339 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:42,061 - You're at ten percent now. - This is why I wanted the kids out of the house. 340 00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,817 I don't want to take any chances. 341 00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:52,273 Sixty percent. 342 00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:56,996 Eighty percent. 343 00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:59,866 - Ninety percent. - Come on, shrink machine. One more time. 344 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,999 We have critical mass. 345 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:13,721 - It worked! - It must have. 346 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:16,010 Come on. Let's go find it. 347 00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:20,008 - Magnifying glass. - Magnifying glass. 348 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:26,103 - You see it? - No. Start at the sides and I'll meet you in the middle. 349 00:17:32,364 --> 00:17:34,855 Sounds like the machine is revving up again. 350 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:38,449 Yeah, don't worry. There's nobody in the house to hit the button. 351 00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:40,613 Can you see it? Huh? 352 00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:43,871 - What's that? - What? 353 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,165 - Here it is! - That's just a speck. 354 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:48,958 - Wait, Wayne. Is that it? - No. 355 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:51,004 - What's that? - Huh? - That's it! 356 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:53,167 - There it is! - Huh? 357 00:17:54,803 --> 00:17:58,088 Wow! A tiny Tiki! 358 00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,851 Wayne, you're a genius. 359 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,888 You know, I always appreciated the scientific use of that machine... 360 00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:06,470 but never its marital implications. 361 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:23,328 - Huh? - Aw, it didn't work. 362 00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,324 It grew back. 363 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,575 - What do you think went wrong? - I don't know. 364 00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:30,242 Sometimes the induction sequence... 365 00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:53,228 - Hello. - Hello? 366 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:55,525 - Anybody here? - Hey. 367 00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:59,527 - Doesn't look like it. - Wayne got rid of the Tiki Man. I don't believe it! 368 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:02,072 See? You say he doesn't listen to you. 369 00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:05,696 Things are getting better already. 370 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:09,739 Okay, I'll leave it. I'll just put it right here, and then they'll be sure to see them. 371 00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:11,745 - Good. - Okay. 372 00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:16,163 Oh, listen. 373 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:19,093 The boys must be working upstairs. 374 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:22,594 Let's go see what they do as soon as we leave. 375 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,803 You shrunk us? You idiot! 376 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,851 - I'm sorry. - I'll kill you! 377 00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:30,977 - That hurts, Gordon! - Ooh, does it hurt? - Yeah! 378 00:19:31,065 --> 00:19:33,022 - Does that hurt you? - That hurts! 379 00:19:33,108 --> 00:19:35,267 Not as much as this! 380 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:38,776 - I can explain! - You can explain nothing! 381 00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:41,865 - Guys! Hello. - Wives. 382 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,033 - Hey, where are they? - Guys? 383 00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:49,620 - We're in big trouble. - Why? They can't find us to yell at us! 384 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,831 But they can step on us. 385 00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:53,995 Boys? 386 00:19:57,883 --> 00:20:01,216 - Well, they gotta be here somewhere. - No place to hide. 387 00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:04,008 - Hey, this thing is on. - Don't be silly. 388 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,884 A joint committee of the FD A and myself have told Wayne... 389 00:20:06,975 --> 00:20:10,309 that he is never to use the shrinking machine for the rest of his natural life. 390 00:20:10,395 --> 00:20:12,684 - Oh, yeah. I'm sure. - Besides, he told me it doesn't even work any more. 391 00:20:12,773 --> 00:20:16,307 Wayne knows he's forbidden to ever touch that thing again. 392 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:26,484 Diane? What's going on here? 393 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,540 Diane. Hi. 394 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,833 Diane, something happened. 395 00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:46,047 - Wayne? - Yes? - Are we shrunk? 396 00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:50,386 I'm not gonna lie to you. Yes, we are. I was at the machine and I was just... 397 00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:58,640 - How did this happen? - Well, it's sort of a funny story. 398 00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:02,393 And what is that Tiki thing doing here? 399 00:21:02,488 --> 00:21:06,071 - Uh, well... - Tiki thing? 400 00:21:12,498 --> 00:21:15,285 Oh, I get it. You thought you could outsmart me, Wayne. 401 00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:19,041 You thought you could just shrink the Tiki Man down and I wouldn't notice. 402 00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:22,463 Well, guess what, Wayne? I noticed! 403 00:21:23,801 --> 00:21:25,924 Now, Diane, calm down. 404 00:21:26,012 --> 00:21:29,131 How can I calm down? I am smaller than a raisin! 405 00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:32,259 Diane, if you think about this with a modicum of hindsight, you... 406 00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:35,387 Oh, stop trying to use your interpersonal skills to smooth things over! 407 00:21:35,479 --> 00:21:37,686 - He's dragged us into it too. - Can I just say something? 408 00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:42,352 - This doesn't normally happen. - No! You cannot say anything right now! 409 00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:46,228 People, p-please! Could we argue somewhere else? I don't think it's real safe here on the floor. 410 00:21:46,323 --> 00:21:48,695 That's true. We got to get away from the shoes and the cockroaches. 411 00:21:48,784 --> 00:21:51,156 Cockroaches? There are cockroaches here? 412 00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:54,246 - Well, it's an attic! - I hate cockroaches. 413 00:21:54,331 --> 00:21:58,578 And th-that's just regular-sized cockroaches, not cockroaches the size of sofas. 414 00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:00,958 - Sofas? - You know, Wayne... - I bet if we climb up that wicker chair... 415 00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:02,873 - we can get to the windowsill. - Good. - Okay, that's great! 416 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:06,298 Well, let's get going, 'cause it's gonna take a long time. 417 00:22:06,385 --> 00:22:09,302 Diane. Are you gonna stay mad at me the whole time we're tiny... 418 00:22:09,388 --> 00:22:13,516 or are you gonna try and make the best out of a bad situation? 419 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,894 - I'm gonna stay mad at you the whole time. - Good. 420 00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:22,725 Come on. 421 00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:27,572 Yes. Yes! I made it. 422 00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:30,989 Oh, Gordon, you are so buff. 423 00:22:31,076 --> 00:22:34,611 Hey, Patty! Hang in there! You're doing great! 424 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:37,698 No. No, Gordon. 425 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,412 Great would be if I were in La Costa. 426 00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:44,120 I'm doing the opposite of great. I'm doing sucky. 427 00:22:44,214 --> 00:22:47,250 Honey, at least you're getting some exercise. 428 00:22:47,342 --> 00:22:51,174 Yeah. Now that I have a wicker chair, I don't have to go to the gym any more. 429 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,346 Come on. Good. You got it. 430 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:58,600 You got it. Okay. Hard part's over. 431 00:22:58,686 --> 00:23:01,260 - Uh-huh. - Now, all we have to do is walk across this... 432 00:23:05,276 --> 00:23:08,194 - footbridge. - Gordon, that is not a footbridge. 433 00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,188 It's a stick. 434 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:14,195 To you, maybe. To Gordon Szalinski, it's a highway to bigness. 435 00:23:19,248 --> 00:23:22,534 See? I'm walking across the footbridge. 436 00:23:22,627 --> 00:23:25,034 I'm not looking down. 437 00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:32,257 But I am a cat. I am a panther. 438 00:23:36,307 --> 00:23:38,383 I am scared stiff. 439 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:46,057 Huh? Ta-da! Okay. 440 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:48,273 Okay, follow me. 441 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,567 And I just picked it up in a hardware store... 442 00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:53,145 but it has performed better in my wind tunnel tests than anything else. 443 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,574 - Look, you can see the driveway from here. - There's my car. 444 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:59,116 Hey. Hey, the kids will see it and know we're here. 445 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,778 - That's right. They're smart. They'll figure it out. - So we're saved. 446 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,958 Yes! I told you everything would be fine! 447 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:14,301 I forgot to put the blocks in. 448 00:24:16,638 --> 00:24:20,422 I knew I heard a noise. 449 00:24:20,517 --> 00:24:22,724 You should have those brakes looked at. 450 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:34,946 Hey, Adam, do you think your dad'll let us roast those molecules... 451 00:24:35,032 --> 00:24:37,108 when we're done with them? 452 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,201 That is so lame. 453 00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:42,196 I'm trying to work with what we've got. 454 00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:45,076 What we've got is a weekend in Dullsville. 455 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:49,369 Dad! Uncle Wayne! 456 00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:51,455 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! No roller-blading in the house. 457 00:24:51,548 --> 00:24:55,296 - You're not my mom. - That's right. 'Cause if I were you'd be up for adoption. 458 00:24:55,385 --> 00:24:58,137 Take off your Rollerblades. 459 00:24:59,347 --> 00:25:01,755 Dad! Uncle Gordon! 460 00:25:03,226 --> 00:25:06,725 - They don't seem to be here. - That's weird. 461 00:25:06,813 --> 00:25:09,138 I gotta make a phone call. Oh, hey, look. 462 00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:13,443 - Must've left a message. - Guess what? Change of plans. 463 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:16,233 Gordon and I just got invited to see the space shuttle land tonight. 464 00:25:16,322 --> 00:25:18,992 - So if it's okay, we're gonna take off. - If that's okay? 465 00:25:19,075 --> 00:25:22,195 They wouldn't just take off. 466 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:26,154 Oh, hey, look! Forty dollars for pizza! 467 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:29,997 - They must really be gone then. - Yeah. So what now? 468 00:25:30,086 --> 00:25:34,000 Of course, as soon as the kids realize we're gone, they'll be very upset. 469 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:37,174 All right! Yeah! 470 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:42,634 Yeah. And I'm sure their first thought will be, "Gee, I bet our parents are shrunk." 471 00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:45,594 Yeah, that's true. And there's no reason for them to come up here. 472 00:25:45,685 --> 00:25:47,973 So we gotta get to them. 473 00:25:48,062 --> 00:25:50,434 Well, how? We'll never get down the stairs alive. 474 00:25:50,523 --> 00:25:53,559 Well, the fastest way is to go straight out the window and into Adam's room. 475 00:25:53,651 --> 00:25:57,150 - You know what we could do? - Gordon, I'm the inventor here. Can I figure this out? 476 00:25:59,323 --> 00:26:02,158 Now, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. 477 00:26:02,243 --> 00:26:07,070 If I had some sort of cable, a pulley system that I could use to transport us down. 478 00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:11,292 - But what could it be? If I had some sort of mini zeppelin. - Wayne. 479 00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:13,369 - Or a pneumatic device. Or jet packs powered... - Wayne. 480 00:26:13,462 --> 00:26:16,712 by an isotope-based thruster system. 481 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,634 - Wayne! - What? 482 00:26:19,718 --> 00:26:22,589 How 'bout something like a fishing reel? 483 00:26:26,141 --> 00:26:27,552 That would work. 484 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,552 I'm gonna invite all my friends over. 485 00:26:29,645 --> 00:26:31,602 I'm gonna eat anything I want. 486 00:26:31,688 --> 00:26:34,310 I'm not gonna take my vitamins. 487 00:26:34,399 --> 00:26:38,349 - I am gonna play my music really loud. - I'm not gonna wear any socks. 488 00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:41,896 And I'm gonna bleach my hair. 489 00:26:43,909 --> 00:26:47,907 Okay. Look, we can all do whatever we want. 490 00:26:47,996 --> 00:26:50,203 But we have to make a pact this weekend. 491 00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:53,208 No matter what, our parents can never find out. 492 00:26:53,293 --> 00:26:55,618 - Promise? - Promise. - Promise. 493 00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:17,104 - Gordon, I'm freaking. - Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, sweetheart. It's almost over. 494 00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:23,654 Hang on! 495 00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:30,863 So far, so good. 496 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:35,120 So I'm at my uncle's house on Echo Lane. 497 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,498 Yes, the one with the weirdo mailbox. 498 00:27:37,587 --> 00:27:39,579 So guess what? 499 00:27:39,672 --> 00:27:43,290 My parents are out of town for a whole weekend, and we have the house all to ourselves. 500 00:27:43,384 --> 00:27:45,543 So I think I'm gonna throw a party. 501 00:27:45,637 --> 00:27:48,472 Oh, my God! A party? Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna wear. 502 00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:53,926 - Where are we? - This is Adam's room. 503 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:57,720 - This is the top of his chest of drawers. - We are in serious trouble. 504 00:27:57,815 --> 00:28:00,223 Ah, come on, Patty. It won't be that bad. 505 00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:02,275 I mean, we'll have to find a shoe to live in. 506 00:28:02,361 --> 00:28:05,031 But the kids are messy eaters. There'll be plenty of crumbs for us to eat. 507 00:28:05,114 --> 00:28:09,242 Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny. We're going to get big again. 508 00:28:09,327 --> 00:28:12,493 Somehow, some way, we'll get our kids' attention. 509 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:17,621 How? They hardly listen to us when we're full-sized. Now it'll be impossible. 510 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:21,873 Unless we can make our voices full-size. 511 00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:25,463 Well, there's gotta be a way. Like, does Adam have a bullhorn or a... 512 00:28:25,551 --> 00:28:28,718 - a... a karaoke machine? - No. 513 00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:33,133 Hey, I got it! I can rewire the stereo so we can talk through the speakers. 514 00:28:33,225 --> 00:28:36,143 - That would amplify our voices a hundred times! - And that'll work? 515 00:28:36,228 --> 00:28:39,597 Sure. Just slip in through the vent of the receiver and hot-wire the circuits. 516 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:42,893 - Yee-hah! We have a plan. - What do you think, Diane? 517 00:28:42,985 --> 00:28:44,812 It's a plan. 518 00:28:46,488 --> 00:28:49,608 Yeah. Hey, hey, this one's done. This one's done. 519 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,273 All right. Yeah. 520 00:28:55,581 --> 00:28:58,617 Hey, how come there's no instructions for a balloon full of chili? 521 00:29:00,294 --> 00:29:02,915 Okay. Be here at 6:00, ready to dance. Okay? Bye. 522 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:09,717 All set. Jody, Holly and Corky are coming for dinner tonight... 523 00:29:09,803 --> 00:29:13,338 - and they're not leaving until tomorrow morning. - Wait a second. 524 00:29:13,432 --> 00:29:17,678 You're having a sleepover after what Mom said? She'll kill you. 525 00:29:17,769 --> 00:29:21,981 Mom's not gonna find out. Remember our little promise? 526 00:29:22,065 --> 00:29:25,315 If you'll excuse me for a second, I have some shopping to do. 527 00:29:29,322 --> 00:29:32,074 - Gee. - Oh, man! 528 00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:51,505 Wow! Adam's Sharkruiser. 529 00:29:51,594 --> 00:29:55,758 - It's perfect. - Wow. That's beautiful. 530 00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:58,766 Wait 'til you see this. I gave it to him for Christmas. 531 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:03,594 This is incredible! 532 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:06,227 Look at this detail. 533 00:30:06,317 --> 00:30:08,773 - Great green gobs - Hey, Adam! 534 00:30:08,861 --> 00:30:11,566 Of greasy, grimy gopher guts 535 00:30:11,656 --> 00:30:13,814 Mutilated monkey meat 536 00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:16,066 Dirty little birdie feet 537 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,573 French fry eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood 538 00:30:20,665 --> 00:30:23,452 - Adam! - Me without my spoon 539 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:27,754 - Adam! - Adam! - But I've got a straw 540 00:30:27,838 --> 00:30:30,626 - Adam! - Adam! - Adam! 541 00:30:32,468 --> 00:30:36,003 Well, I think we just witnessed the private world of a child. 542 00:30:36,097 --> 00:30:40,141 - Where did he learn that disgusting song? - Oh, who knows where kids pick these things up? 543 00:30:40,226 --> 00:30:44,306 Oh, sure. Just last week, Mitch sang the exa... 544 00:30:44,396 --> 00:30:47,481 Okay, guys. Hop in. 545 00:30:47,566 --> 00:30:51,066 - What are you doing? - Going down the hall the quickest way possible. 546 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:53,311 I think we can wiggle our way off the edge. 547 00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:55,612 Are you insane? We don't even know where this track leads. 548 00:30:55,699 --> 00:30:59,317 Adam's always sending his Hot Wheels out into the hall. 549 00:30:59,411 --> 00:31:02,329 Yeah, still, but tha... that loop-the-loop doesn't look safe to me. 550 00:31:02,414 --> 00:31:05,119 With our weight and velocity, I don't think it would be a problem. 551 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:07,960 So, are we willing to give it a shot? 552 00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:13,291 Hold on a minute. We're gonna be safe about this. 553 00:31:24,645 --> 00:31:26,803 This should work. 554 00:31:28,482 --> 00:31:31,518 All right. Just to be safe, I want us to strap ourselves in... 555 00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:34,979 with these orthodontia bands. 556 00:31:35,071 --> 00:31:37,907 Here. Wayne. Diane. Would you hold this for me, please? 557 00:31:37,991 --> 00:31:40,447 - Yes. - Too bad Adam wasn't playin' with the Splittin' Image, huh? 558 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:43,904 - That was cherry. - Yeah. But the Twin Mill was fastest, remember? 559 00:31:43,997 --> 00:31:47,532 - You bet. Everybody strapped in? - Yeah. 560 00:31:47,626 --> 00:31:51,789 - All right. Let's start rockin'. - And go. Yeah. 561 00:31:52,922 --> 00:31:55,496 Come on. Come on. 562 00:32:06,186 --> 00:32:07,929 - I just remembered something! - What? 563 00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:11,057 The Sharkruiser is terrible in the loop! 564 00:32:43,014 --> 00:32:45,255 Look out ahead! 565 00:32:53,524 --> 00:32:55,766 Hold on! It's a jump! 566 00:33:18,424 --> 00:33:21,128 Wayne. Where's Wayne? 567 00:33:21,218 --> 00:33:25,132 Honey? I don't think we're using enough fabric softener. 568 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:31,056 Ah, the hot dog people have a question. 569 00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:34,560 They want to know why they are sitting at the base of a volcano. 570 00:33:34,648 --> 00:33:38,266 - Just tell them it's for flavor. - It's for flavor. 571 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,685 Oh, the hot dog lady has a baby. 572 00:33:40,779 --> 00:33:43,448 - Ooh, little baby. - Cute. Yes, you are. 573 00:33:43,532 --> 00:33:45,690 Oh, no! The gods are getting restless and hungry! 574 00:33:45,784 --> 00:33:48,654 The village people forgot to make a sacrifice! 575 00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:52,410 Now they must become snacks. Behold my wrath! 576 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,036 Oh! 577 00:33:57,128 --> 00:34:00,213 - We are melting! - It's working. 578 00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:02,968 - All right! - Oh, no! 579 00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:08,425 We're burning up! Nothing can save us from the vortex o' chili! Ha-ha! 580 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:12,097 - I'll save the baby! I'll save the baby! - Save the baby. 581 00:34:13,311 --> 00:34:15,636 I'm gonna eat the woman's leg. 582 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:18,517 - Mmm. "Lava-licious." - "Lava-licious." 583 00:34:24,405 --> 00:34:27,691 She yells at me even when she's gone. 584 00:34:27,784 --> 00:34:31,995 That was the most frightening ride I have ever had in my life. 585 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,116 I never want to go through anything like that ever again. 586 00:34:42,465 --> 00:34:45,300 You know, wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back? 587 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:49,548 - Do you think it could happen? - Nah, I'm just saying what if. 588 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,260 Yeah. Well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. 589 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:54,426 I mean... 590 00:34:54,518 --> 00:34:57,852 I like it when they take me places. 591 00:34:57,939 --> 00:35:02,150 And I sort of wish my mom was here to, uh, clean up the mess in the kitchen. 592 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,603 What am I, your servant? 593 00:35:05,696 --> 00:35:10,239 Yeah. You know, mostly parents just love to nag and hassle you. 594 00:35:10,326 --> 00:35:13,362 They just want to turn you into a brain box like my dad. 595 00:35:13,454 --> 00:35:16,739 - Brain box? - It's a compliment. - Oh! 596 00:35:16,832 --> 00:35:20,035 Yeah, I bet my parents wish I didn't have a medical problem. 597 00:35:20,127 --> 00:35:23,330 - Well, what do you have anyway? - Diane! Diane! Don't do that! 598 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:27,123 - I mean, you don't seem that sick. - It's called hypokalemic paralysis. 599 00:35:27,217 --> 00:35:30,752 It's a genetic thing. You wouldn't understand. But it's not that big a deal. 600 00:35:30,846 --> 00:35:33,800 I mean, I haven't even taken my medicine today and I feel fine. 601 00:35:33,891 --> 00:35:36,761 - I probably don't even need it any more. - Oh, my God! 602 00:35:36,852 --> 00:35:40,766 What is he saying? Do you think he didn't see where we put the medicine? 603 00:35:40,856 --> 00:35:43,691 Here. Just drop it here. I want to show you something. 604 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,064 - We're going over! - Oh, Mommy! 605 00:35:47,988 --> 00:35:50,740 Oh. Oh, I'm so nauseous. 606 00:35:50,824 --> 00:35:53,529 - You want to see something super, super awesome? - Sure. 607 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:57,568 - We're right back where we started from. - I fell down and broke my crown. 608 00:35:57,664 --> 00:36:00,535 - That was fun. - It's mega-secret, okay? 609 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:04,575 - If my dad found out I had this, he'd go ballistic. - What is it? 610 00:36:04,671 --> 00:36:07,127 Watch out. Here it is. 611 00:36:09,676 --> 00:36:12,345 Oh, my gosh! 612 00:36:12,429 --> 00:36:14,338 - Oh, check it out! - Whoa. 613 00:36:14,431 --> 00:36:16,719 - That's rad! - Look at that. 614 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,801 - Oh, my. - Oh, yes! 615 00:36:18,893 --> 00:36:22,060 - Did you know about this? - Did you know about this? We are so sorry. 616 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:24,223 Oh. Sorry. 617 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:39,325 You boys are in big trouble. I'm gone for one minute, and you turn the place into a pigsty. 618 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,490 Uh, we're sorting laundry. 619 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:46,244 Now, get down here and clean it up, 'cause we've gotta get ready for the party! 620 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:49,872 Party? You can't have a party. I said no friends! 621 00:36:49,966 --> 00:36:54,841 Come on. We better get down there before Queen Hell Jenny gets really mad. 622 00:36:54,929 --> 00:36:57,005 Hey. Ooh! 623 00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:00,389 We'll look at this later. 624 00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:10,021 - Wayne, what are you doing? - Diane, I have to know what we're dealing with here. 625 00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:19,321 I didn't see this coming. 626 00:37:26,669 --> 00:37:29,160 - Oh, I can't believe you guys made such a mess. - This is all your fault. 627 00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:32,172 - Whose idea was it anyway? - It was his fault. - No, it was him. 628 00:37:32,258 --> 00:37:34,583 - No. You filled up the balloon. - He gave me the machine. You filled... Oh, you... 629 00:37:34,677 --> 00:37:36,716 Go get the door, you guys. 630 00:37:36,804 --> 00:37:41,347 And if you think you're done cleaning up, you are crazy. 631 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,302 - Who are you? - Holly. 632 00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:49,723 - Hi. Did you bring the stuff? - Yeah. 633 00:37:49,817 --> 00:37:54,194 I got the CDs, the sour cream and my dad's bubble machine. 634 00:37:54,279 --> 00:37:56,901 - A bubble machine? - Yeah, it's the coolest thing. 635 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:59,612 The bubbles will go great with the streamers. 636 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:02,275 Okay. You're the cheerleader. 637 00:38:03,997 --> 00:38:06,239 Now, let's get ready to party. 638 00:38:30,315 --> 00:38:33,102 They're here. 639 00:38:33,193 --> 00:38:36,562 That's enough clowning around, you guys. The party's just about to start. 640 00:38:36,655 --> 00:38:40,154 Adam, Mitch. You guys are gonna serve the ginger ale. 641 00:38:40,241 --> 00:38:42,364 I mean, the champagne. 642 00:38:42,452 --> 00:38:44,943 - Uh, forget it. - We're not your slaves. 643 00:38:45,038 --> 00:38:46,947 Yeah. 644 00:38:50,251 --> 00:38:53,038 - Hi, girls. - Hi! - Hi! 645 00:38:53,129 --> 00:38:56,463 - Look, I brought Clarissa. - Clarissa? 646 00:38:56,549 --> 00:38:59,005 We're not into dolls any more. 647 00:38:59,093 --> 00:39:02,877 - We're not? - No. Now we're into boys. 648 00:39:04,223 --> 00:39:06,299 - Hey, Jen. - Hi. - Hi, Jill. 649 00:39:06,392 --> 00:39:09,062 - Hi. - Did you know Jill was coming? 650 00:39:09,145 --> 00:39:12,929 - Who's Jill? - She's starting shortstop for the Warriors. 651 00:39:13,024 --> 00:39:16,025 - A girl plays Little League? - Yeah, and she's awesome. 652 00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:19,728 - Come on. - I get the chips! - Let's go get something to drink. 653 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:25,276 - Um, Jenny? - What? 654 00:39:25,369 --> 00:39:29,533 - We changed our minds. We'll be your slaves. - Great. 655 00:39:29,624 --> 00:39:31,746 - We will? - Yes. 656 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:34,669 You know, there was a time when I thought this house was too small. 657 00:39:34,754 --> 00:39:38,538 Yeah. When I get big, I'm gonna walk downstairs two at a time. 658 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:41,123 Look what I found. It's a piece of a pin. 659 00:39:41,218 --> 00:39:45,263 I gotta stop and examine more things. I mean, look at the grain in this hardwood floor. 660 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:49,427 It's beautiful. It almost tells the story of how the whole tree grew. 661 00:39:49,518 --> 00:39:52,472 I gotta take the time to appreciate the world around me. 662 00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:54,970 I've been working too hard. I've gotta stop and notice things. 663 00:39:55,065 --> 00:39:58,019 - Really? Like what? - Well, like... 664 00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:01,313 Well, like the intricate weave of this carpet. 665 00:40:01,405 --> 00:40:03,978 Or the perfect cylindrical quality of this roach turd. 666 00:40:05,117 --> 00:40:06,659 - Roach turd? - What? 667 00:40:06,744 --> 00:40:08,736 Not to worry. See, it's dry. 668 00:40:08,829 --> 00:40:12,364 Whoever dropped this left a long time ago. Maybe weeks or months. 669 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:15,245 We vacuum more than that. 670 00:40:15,335 --> 00:40:19,250 Nope. The only thing you got to worry about is if we ran into... 671 00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:24,047 a wet one. 672 00:40:31,268 --> 00:40:34,055 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 673 00:40:36,982 --> 00:40:39,140 Go this way! 674 00:40:42,154 --> 00:40:46,483 - Let's head for the stairs! - Forget it. That thing's faster than we'll ever be. 675 00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:49,908 Well, what are we supposed to do? 676 00:40:49,995 --> 00:40:53,328 Follow me! I got an idea! 677 00:40:53,415 --> 00:40:56,416 Let's get out of here! 678 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:58,577 Come on! We'll be safe in here. 679 00:40:58,670 --> 00:41:01,837 - Come on. He's gaining on us. - Whatever you do, stay to the right. 680 00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,252 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Wayne. 681 00:41:08,346 --> 00:41:10,255 How did you know that there was a clear path here? 682 00:41:10,348 --> 00:41:13,100 Oh, I've taken these things apart. 683 00:41:16,729 --> 00:41:20,229 - He's just standing out there. - Move around here. We'll lure him in. 684 00:41:23,403 --> 00:41:25,395 He touched me. His antennae touched me! 685 00:41:25,488 --> 00:41:29,616 Move around! Move around! Move around! 686 00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:36,532 - Oh, no! My foot. I'm stuck! - Come on. We better get out of here! 687 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:40,289 I'm stuck. I can't get my foot out! Wayne! 688 00:41:40,378 --> 00:41:42,869 Wayne, I'm stuck! Come get me. Wayne! 689 00:41:46,717 --> 00:41:48,128 Wayne, help me! 690 00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:57,425 Get me out of here! Help! 691 00:42:07,863 --> 00:42:10,734 Oh, my God. 692 00:42:10,824 --> 00:42:12,983 We did it! Huh? 693 00:42:13,077 --> 00:42:17,288 - Szalinskis check in. - And they do check out! 694 00:42:17,373 --> 00:42:20,208 Ricky King may be cute, but he's also really conceited. 695 00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:22,997 But he's also really cute. 696 00:42:23,087 --> 00:42:27,298 Jenny, truth or dare. Do you love Ricky King? 697 00:42:29,259 --> 00:42:32,379 Dare. 698 00:42:32,471 --> 00:42:36,385 Then your dare is, you have to call Ricky up and tell him you think he's cute! 699 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:41,977 - No way! I can't. - I even have his number. - You have to. You have to. 700 00:42:42,064 --> 00:42:44,021 - You have to. - Come on, come on. - She has to. 701 00:42:44,107 --> 00:42:48,354 Hi, Ricky? This is Jenny Szalinski. 702 00:42:48,445 --> 00:42:51,861 Oh, I'm just having a party with some of my friends at my uncle's house. 703 00:42:51,948 --> 00:42:55,198 Yeah, the one with the weirdo mailbox. 704 00:42:55,285 --> 00:42:58,571 Listen, um, I just called to tell you... 705 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,581 - Come on. - The reason I was calling is... 706 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,459 I think you're cute. 707 00:43:04,544 --> 00:43:06,786 She really said it! 708 00:43:08,131 --> 00:43:10,171 I never thought you would... 709 00:43:16,765 --> 00:43:19,386 Something to drink? 710 00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:29,524 We'll be right back. 711 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,360 - Oh, my God. - You think that's embarrassing? - Adam! Adam! Adam, wait up. 712 00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:40,954 I have to go upstairs for a second. 713 00:43:41,039 --> 00:43:43,078 I'll be right back. 714 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,539 Watch out. Here comes your son. 715 00:43:49,297 --> 00:43:52,416 - Hi, honey. - Hey, Mitchy! 716 00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:56,588 - Oh. Honey. Honey! - He's in pain. - What's wrong? 717 00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:59,431 If he doesn't get some potassium in his system right away, he could pass out. 718 00:43:59,515 --> 00:44:01,887 We've gotta get downstairs to the kitchen, get those pills! 719 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,733 Don't worry, sweetheart. Mommy's right here. She's right here. 720 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:20,398 We've gotta get downstairs and fast. 721 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,499 - Geez. That doesn't look safe. - There's no other way down, is there, Wayne? 722 00:44:29,587 --> 00:44:33,169 Well, it's certainly the fastest route, and it's the same basic concept as a parachute. 723 00:44:33,257 --> 00:44:36,008 If we stand in front of the nozzle as the bubble's being created, 724 00:44:36,093 --> 00:44:38,465 I think the surface tension should hold our weight. 725 00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:40,546 Should? I don't like should. 726 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,177 - It's decided. I'm going. - I'm going with you, Patty. 727 00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,722 Well, then we'll head to the stereo and meet up with you later. 728 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:48,349 You're gonna be okay doing this? 729 00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:50,929 I know I've never been a very brave person... 730 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:53,432 but for some reason, right now I don't know fear. 731 00:44:55,821 --> 00:44:58,228 When I thought that the cockroach was gonna eat you... 732 00:44:58,323 --> 00:45:00,446 I've never been so scared in my whole life. 733 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:04,483 I love everything about you, Diane, and I promise things are gonna get better. 734 00:45:04,579 --> 00:45:08,198 Oh, you don't know how glad I am to hear you say that. 735 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,376 I love everything about you too. 736 00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:13,999 You know, except for this shrinking stuff. 737 00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:21,296 Step in front of the nozzle after the next ring. 738 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:25,220 Now! One, two, three, jump! 739 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:29,812 Okay, okay, okay. 740 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:32,054 Here we go. 741 00:45:34,442 --> 00:45:37,147 Oh, it's working! 742 00:45:37,237 --> 00:45:38,861 - Bye! - Bye, guys. - Bye. 743 00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:42,113 - Ohh! - Oh, it's working. 744 00:45:43,201 --> 00:45:46,202 Oh. I told her not to have a party. 745 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:48,992 - At least there aren't any boys. - Really. 746 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,075 Okay. Oh! 747 00:45:52,168 --> 00:45:55,039 All right. They made it to safety. 748 00:45:55,713 --> 00:45:59,497 - We'd better get to the kitchen and get Mitch's medicine. - Yeah. 749 00:45:59,592 --> 00:46:01,549 - After you. - Mmm. 750 00:46:04,138 --> 00:46:06,594 - Ready, Butch? - Ready, Sundance. 751 00:46:07,892 --> 00:46:10,727 - Whoa, shoot! - Whoa, shoot! 752 00:46:10,812 --> 00:46:12,851 Whoa! Ooh! 753 00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:15,774 Oh... Oh! 754 00:46:15,858 --> 00:46:17,767 Ohh! 755 00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:23,781 Hey! It's a bubble. 756 00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:25,526 Oh, yeah. It's a bubble. 757 00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,531 I'm hot. I'll be back. 758 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:34,197 - Okay, Holly. - Whoa! Ooh! 759 00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,250 Oh, yeah! 760 00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:41,457 Whoa! Whoa! 761 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,552 - Hang on. - To what? 762 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,894 - Wayne. - What? 763 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,436 Wayne. 764 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,658 - Gordon? - Huh? - Before you die... 765 00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:13,747 - there's a bright light, isn't there? - Yeah. 766 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,916 - Oh, no! - Chip and dip is served. 767 00:47:23,467 --> 00:47:26,633 - Here you go. - Gordon! We're alive! 768 00:47:28,096 --> 00:47:30,967 We've been saved by onion dip. 769 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:34,142 My God. We owe our lives to an appetizer. 770 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:39,148 - Adam, let's go get some root beer. - Let's get outta here before we get eaten. 771 00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:42,150 Relax, Gordon. They're teenage girls. How much can they eat? 772 00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:47,151 No! No! 773 00:47:48,575 --> 00:47:50,733 - Watch out! - No! Ohh! 774 00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:58,158 - Oh, boy, they're everywhere! - Ohh! Oh, God! 775 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,920 - Hey! - Don't let 'em eat me. 776 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:07,834 - Watch out! Aah! Aah! No! - Do the breast stroke. Do the breast stroke. 777 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,003 - Mmm! - You sound like a cow. 778 00:48:14,851 --> 00:48:16,890 Jill, you're making a mess. 779 00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:19,895 Well, this stuff is really good. What's in it? 780 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:22,269 The Szalinski brothers. 781 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,860 Well, here we are. 782 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:34,577 Well, how are we gonna get up the counter? 783 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:39,123 Whoa. There must be a way. 784 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,043 - Dare. - Ooh! Sucker. 785 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:45,247 Okay, I dare you to do your monkey impression. 786 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:49,958 - Want a napkin? - Yeah. 787 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:53,386 You know, I've been watching the kids. The girls really seem to like Mitch. 788 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:57,007 He's making 'em laugh. 789 00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:00,304 But the guy that really impresses me is Adam. 790 00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,305 Seems so cool, confident. 791 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:06,900 Yeah. He's so different from me. 792 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,986 You know, I was a complete loser when I was that age. 793 00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:12,148 And when I was a teenager. 794 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,399 And through most of college. 795 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:17,410 Heck, I only met Diane 'cause I bashed into her car. 796 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,748 - Come on. I'll race you to the stereo. - Where you goin'? 797 00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:27,410 - Where you going? - Come on! 798 00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:32,753 Wayne. Whoa! 799 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,672 You're gonna love this! 800 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,973 Head start! No fair! Whee! 801 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:46,733 - I'm coming through! - Whoa! 802 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,098 Come on! 803 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:59,366 - Oh! - And the man does a belly burner! 804 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,371 I haven't done that since I was little. 805 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,461 Shh! 806 00:50:09,547 --> 00:50:12,963 It's probably just the neighbors. Give me the doll. 807 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,458 Here. What are you gonna do with it? 808 00:50:15,553 --> 00:50:17,961 - Shh. - Okay. - Okay. 809 00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:19,965 - Shh! - Okay! 810 00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:30,018 - Hey, Jen. - Ricky King. What are you doing here? 811 00:50:30,109 --> 00:50:33,692 Well, you said you were having a party, so we figured we'd drop by. 812 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,780 - Hi, Vince. Hi, Trey. - Hey. - Hey. 813 00:50:36,866 --> 00:50:39,487 - What do you got there? - Oh, nothing. 814 00:50:39,577 --> 00:50:42,494 - I can't believe it. - Come on, guys. Let's show 'em how to have a real party. 815 00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:47,289 - Man, this place is hot. - Ricky King! Oh, my God! 816 00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:49,748 - Shh! - What is he doing here? 817 00:50:49,837 --> 00:50:51,913 - Hi, Ricky! - Oh, great. 818 00:50:52,006 --> 00:50:55,173 Teenage boys. There are now teenage boys at this party. 819 00:50:55,259 --> 00:50:58,046 - Hey! My stereo! - Hey! My daughter! 820 00:50:59,138 --> 00:51:01,676 Maybe there's a stepladder. 821 00:51:01,766 --> 00:51:03,888 Ohh! Ohh! Oh, no. Oh, no. 822 00:51:05,269 --> 00:51:07,392 Move. Move. Come on. 823 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,560 Oh, God, why didn't I squash him when I had the chance? 824 00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:15,185 Excellent CDs. Um, do you have a remote around here? 825 00:51:17,364 --> 00:51:20,069 Yeah. Y-You want me to turn it on? 826 00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:23,195 Uh, no, I want you to hand it over. 827 00:51:25,122 --> 00:51:26,746 Gimme that! 828 00:51:26,832 --> 00:51:28,623 Hey! 829 00:51:30,127 --> 00:51:32,534 Watch this. 830 00:51:32,629 --> 00:51:34,955 - Hey, I wanna sit there, man. - Huh? 831 00:51:36,717 --> 00:51:38,923 Hey, cut it out! He was there first! 832 00:51:39,011 --> 00:51:40,671 Oh, so, what, he had dibs on it? 833 00:51:40,762 --> 00:51:43,550 This gum wrapper will do the trick. 834 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,214 Uh, w-w-what are these little kids doing here? 835 00:51:46,310 --> 00:51:48,386 Yeah. I mean, you're too small. 836 00:51:48,478 --> 00:51:53,057 You must be, um, this tall to stay downstairs. 837 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:55,522 I'm calling Mom. This is getting way out of hand. 838 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:57,733 Who does he think he is? 839 00:51:57,821 --> 00:52:00,738 You can't push my kid around like that. You are dead meat, mister! 840 00:52:00,824 --> 00:52:03,493 Clark, you're three-quarters of an inch tall. Now is not the time. 841 00:52:03,577 --> 00:52:05,486 Now, help me with this foil. 842 00:52:07,914 --> 00:52:09,823 Why isn't it coming after us? 843 00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:12,668 I don't know. Maybe he's gone. 844 00:52:16,798 --> 00:52:20,582 Oh, look. His leg is caught in the spider web. 845 00:52:20,677 --> 00:52:24,544 Ohh, that's so sad. And daddy longlegs are good bugs. 846 00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:27,593 They eat mosquitoes and leave humans entirely alone. 847 00:52:27,684 --> 00:52:32,926 What, is there a daddy longlegs ad council that feeds out this positive information? 848 00:52:33,022 --> 00:52:35,644 - Let's go. - No, Diane, I think we should help him. 849 00:52:39,445 --> 00:52:43,775 D-Daddy? We're your friends. We come in peace. 850 00:52:47,078 --> 00:52:48,987 I think he understood me. 851 00:52:50,415 --> 00:52:54,958 Um, Diane, d-do you have a, um, a nail file? 852 00:52:55,962 --> 00:52:58,369 - Yes. - Okay. 853 00:52:58,464 --> 00:53:00,836 'Cause while I'm filing, I want you to talk to him. 854 00:53:00,925 --> 00:53:04,709 You know, distract him so he doesn't flail around a lot. 855 00:53:04,804 --> 00:53:06,927 Talk to him. Talk to a bug. 856 00:53:07,014 --> 00:53:10,383 You know, find some common ground. 857 00:53:10,476 --> 00:53:12,967 You both spend a lot of time in this kitchen. 858 00:53:14,730 --> 00:53:17,648 All righty. 859 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,025 Hi. My name's Diane. 860 00:53:23,114 --> 00:53:26,779 I see you've been enjoying some of the crumbs from the coffee cake I made. 861 00:53:29,578 --> 00:53:33,908 Okay. Okay. Giant spider leg on my shoulder! 862 00:53:33,999 --> 00:53:36,075 It's okay. It's okay. He likes you. 863 00:53:36,168 --> 00:53:39,086 Just keep talking. 864 00:53:39,171 --> 00:53:41,329 What can we talk about? What can we talk about? 865 00:53:41,423 --> 00:53:43,499 Let's see, uh... You have any kids? 866 00:53:43,592 --> 00:53:47,175 Silly me. You probably have hundreds. 867 00:53:47,262 --> 00:53:50,596 Ho! Oh. Whole lot better. 868 00:53:50,682 --> 00:53:52,592 Thank you. 869 00:53:52,684 --> 00:53:55,769 Oh, we've had such a lousy day. 870 00:53:55,854 --> 00:54:00,481 You've had a pretty bad one yourself, haven't you? 871 00:54:00,567 --> 00:54:02,690 But for you... 872 00:54:02,778 --> 00:54:06,229 you're used to being small. 873 00:54:06,323 --> 00:54:08,896 For us, it's a completely new experience. 874 00:54:08,992 --> 00:54:12,361 For me, very scary... 875 00:54:12,454 --> 00:54:17,032 although, you know, parts of it were actually kind of nice. 876 00:54:22,214 --> 00:54:24,787 - All done. - Really. 877 00:54:24,883 --> 00:54:27,255 Yeah. Last strand. 878 00:54:40,231 --> 00:54:44,395 Do you think he heard what I said about squashing him? 879 00:54:44,486 --> 00:54:47,486 Oh, look. He's going up the cabinet. 880 00:54:47,572 --> 00:54:51,901 Wait. That's it. Diane, that's our ride. Come back! 881 00:54:52,076 --> 00:54:55,410 - Come back! - Daddy, come back! We need you! 882 00:54:58,374 --> 00:55:00,948 Are you sure? That's weird. 883 00:55:01,044 --> 00:55:03,582 Okay. Bye. 884 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:06,589 - They say our moms never made it. - You're kidding. 885 00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:10,754 - No. - Okay, well, then let's just call our dads. 886 00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:13,051 But they didn't leave a number. 887 00:55:13,139 --> 00:55:15,712 Okay, well, just calm down. Don't panic. 888 00:55:15,808 --> 00:55:18,513 But if our moms aren't at that place, then where are they? 889 00:55:18,603 --> 00:55:20,512 So, tell me how you do that again. 890 00:55:20,605 --> 00:55:24,104 Okay, so then I just toss in some garbanzo beans and crumble in some tortilla chips... 891 00:55:24,191 --> 00:55:26,314 and I call it a Mexican salad. 892 00:55:26,402 --> 00:55:28,858 That is great. I'm gonna have to try that sometime. 893 00:55:28,946 --> 00:55:30,855 The other thing, you can call something a Chinese salad... 894 00:55:30,948 --> 00:55:32,857 if you throw in some of those mandarin oranges... 895 00:55:32,950 --> 00:55:34,943 and some of those little Chinese Chung Ku squiggly little noodles. 896 00:55:35,035 --> 00:55:36,945 You are so good at those things. 897 00:55:37,037 --> 00:55:39,363 Wow! 898 00:55:43,502 --> 00:55:45,958 Wild child, baby down to the bone 899 00:55:48,591 --> 00:55:51,841 Come on. 900 00:55:51,927 --> 00:55:55,177 This is where we split up. You're gonna climb into the mid-range. 901 00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,802 I'm gonna rewire the stereo so the speaker becomes a microphone... 902 00:55:57,891 --> 00:56:02,518 and when the music cuts out, you yell into that speaker as loud as you can. 903 00:56:02,604 --> 00:56:04,514 All right, I'm going in. 904 00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:07,642 Good luck. 905 00:56:07,734 --> 00:56:10,771 Well, I feel a little better when I bang it out 906 00:56:10,863 --> 00:56:16,105 Feel a little better when I bang it out 907 00:56:16,201 --> 00:56:19,155 Oh, no Yeah, yeah 908 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:35,929 Not much, not long but I need my space 909 00:56:50,735 --> 00:56:53,191 - Bang, bang, Bang it out - Ohh! Ohh. 910 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:55,817 - Bang, Bang, Bang it out, girl - Ooh! Ohh! Ohh! Doh! 911 00:56:55,907 --> 00:56:57,864 Bang, bang, bang it out 912 00:56:57,951 --> 00:57:02,079 - Well, I been inside and I wanna get out - Okay, follow this circuit. 913 00:57:06,584 --> 00:57:10,000 Ohh! Thank God. A slow song. 914 00:57:13,549 --> 00:57:16,503 All for the thrill of it 915 00:57:16,594 --> 00:57:19,512 - I will play with you - Come on, Jen. 916 00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:26,770 Maybe there's someone else in your heart 917 00:57:26,854 --> 00:57:29,226 You don't look so good. 918 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:33,064 - You feelin' okay? - Yeah. I'm okay. 919 00:57:33,152 --> 00:57:35,821 Now, we have to get Mitch's pills. 920 00:57:35,905 --> 00:57:38,740 Remember, I left them right by the cereal. 921 00:57:38,824 --> 00:57:41,991 - Hey, there's something I want to tell you. - What? 922 00:57:42,078 --> 00:57:46,158 - There's honey on your lips - I can't say it here. Let's go into the kitchen. 923 00:57:50,461 --> 00:57:54,328 - How can I exist - Hey! Hurry up, Wayne. 924 00:57:54,423 --> 00:57:56,879 I want so much to yell at these kids. 925 00:57:58,177 --> 00:58:00,086 So, here we are. 926 00:58:00,179 --> 00:58:02,884 - This is the kitchen. - Hey, look! 927 00:58:02,973 --> 00:58:07,101 Good, 'cause, you know, I really wanted to be alone with you. 928 00:58:07,186 --> 00:58:08,810 Ooh, look. Dirty fingernails. 929 00:58:08,896 --> 00:58:11,185 Really? 930 00:58:11,273 --> 00:58:15,769 Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome. 931 00:58:15,861 --> 00:58:19,562 "Awesome"? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line. 932 00:58:19,656 --> 00:58:21,483 - You do? - Yeah. 933 00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:24,113 - You think I'm awesome? - Oh, yeah. 934 00:58:24,203 --> 00:58:27,073 You're cooler than all the other girls. 935 00:58:28,707 --> 00:58:31,459 Um, so what is it you wanted to tell me? 936 00:58:31,543 --> 00:58:34,034 Nothing. Mostly I just wanted to do this. 937 00:58:34,129 --> 00:58:36,086 Wh-Wh-What is she doing? 938 00:58:36,173 --> 00:58:38,498 She's too young! She doesn't even know that boy! 939 00:58:40,552 --> 00:58:43,588 - What are you doing? - Kissing you. 940 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,800 Well, uh, you didn't ever ask. 941 00:58:46,892 --> 00:58:50,474 - Ask what? - Ask if I wanted to kiss you. 942 00:58:50,562 --> 00:58:52,519 What are you talking about? 943 00:58:52,606 --> 00:58:55,061 You just assume that I wanted you to kiss me. 944 00:58:55,150 --> 00:58:57,688 I mean, I don't even know you. 945 00:58:57,777 --> 00:59:00,778 And even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me... 946 00:59:00,864 --> 00:59:04,482 and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might've been into it. 947 00:59:04,576 --> 00:59:08,159 But the way you did it was just wrong. 948 00:59:08,246 --> 00:59:11,117 Well, lots of girls like that. 949 00:59:11,207 --> 00:59:14,493 Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to think that way. 950 00:59:14,586 --> 00:59:17,456 And as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over. 951 00:59:21,634 --> 00:59:26,296 You tell him, Jenny! Ha! Access denied! 952 00:59:26,389 --> 00:59:29,141 That is one good kid you have. 953 00:59:31,102 --> 00:59:34,850 And you know what? She can take care of herself. 954 00:59:36,190 --> 00:59:39,855 Okay, mike in and line out. 955 00:59:40,111 --> 00:59:43,562 Maybe my pills are in here. 956 00:59:43,656 --> 00:59:48,069 If I don't find my medicine soon, something bad's gonna happen. 957 00:59:48,161 --> 00:59:51,078 - Well, I'll look over here. - I'll look over here. 958 00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:58,626 Mitch looks terrible. We've gotta find those pills. 959 00:59:58,713 --> 01:00:01,001 There they are! 960 01:00:01,090 --> 01:00:02,881 - Mitch! Mitch! - Mitch! Mitch! 961 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:08,926 - Mitch, honey! M-Mitch! - Mitch! 962 01:00:09,014 --> 01:00:12,265 - Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! - Mitch, your pills are over here! 963 01:00:12,351 --> 01:00:15,186 - Mom? - Yeah. 964 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:20,057 Oh, no! He's fainted! 965 01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:22,938 Mitch! 966 01:00:23,028 --> 01:00:24,902 The paralysis could last 24 hours. 967 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,981 We have got to get those pills where the kids can see them. Come on. 968 01:00:27,074 --> 01:00:28,865 - Mitch! Mitch! W-What's wrong? - What's going on? 969 01:00:28,951 --> 01:00:32,236 Come on, Mitch, come on. I don't know. Mitch just fainted. 970 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,286 I can't find his medicine. What are we gonna do? 971 01:00:34,373 --> 01:00:36,698 - Okay, now what are we gonna do? - We're gonna get on the other side... 972 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:39,247 - and try to roll it that way. - Over that way. Okay. 973 01:00:39,336 --> 01:00:43,416 - Here we go. Can you get it? - Yeah, I got it. I got it. Push! 974 01:00:43,507 --> 01:00:45,298 Mitch has got a potassium deficiency, so... 975 01:00:45,384 --> 01:00:47,341 you look in the refrigerator and find something with potassium. 976 01:00:47,427 --> 01:00:51,010 Check all the labels. 977 01:00:51,098 --> 01:00:54,965 - Okay, push again. - Come on. Up. 978 01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:58,061 - I haven't pushed this hard since I gave birth to Adam. - Ohh! 979 01:00:58,146 --> 01:01:01,681 Milk has vitamin "D" and calcium. 980 01:01:01,775 --> 01:01:04,527 - No potassium. - Keep looking. 981 01:01:04,611 --> 01:01:07,695 Come on, Mitch. Mitch. Come on. 982 01:01:07,781 --> 01:01:10,568 - It's not gonna work. - Oh, it's no use. 983 01:01:10,659 --> 01:01:12,698 - It's gotta be up to the kids. - What? 984 01:01:12,786 --> 01:01:14,944 - Come on. - Oh, God. 985 01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:17,446 Potassium. Potassium. Potassium. Potassium. 986 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:21,752 Bananas! Bananas have potassium! Lots of it! 987 01:01:21,836 --> 01:01:24,458 Here. Come on. Get... Get some pieces. 988 01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:27,252 Let's see if we can get him... Come on, Mitch. Let's see if we can get him to chew. 989 01:01:27,342 --> 01:01:30,426 Come on. Come on, wake up. Here, get... get a piece. 990 01:01:32,639 --> 01:01:35,972 - Come on, Mitch. - Ohh! - Oh, no. - Give me another piece. Hurry. 991 01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:38,514 - Come on, Mitch. Come on. - Oh, please let this work. 992 01:01:38,603 --> 01:01:40,809 Get another piece ready. Get another piece. Chew. 993 01:01:40,897 --> 01:01:44,764 Chew, Mitch, chew. Chew it up good. Give me another piece. One more. 994 01:01:44,859 --> 01:01:48,275 Come on, Mitch, you can do it. Oh, Mitch, Mitch. Oh, please let this work. 995 01:01:48,363 --> 01:01:51,529 - Come on, Mitch. - Okay. Okay. 996 01:01:51,616 --> 01:01:55,316 Come on, Mitch. Come on. You can do it. Come on, Mitch, chew. 997 01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:58,365 - Okay. Okay. - Come on, Mitch. 998 01:01:58,456 --> 01:02:02,501 - Mm-hmm. - Yes! Yes! Yes! 999 01:02:02,585 --> 01:02:05,705 - I-It's workin'. - You're right. 1000 01:02:05,796 --> 01:02:09,925 - How'd you know bananas have potassium? - Can't always ignore my dad's science talk. 1001 01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:16,175 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Mitch. How you feeling? 1002 01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:20,678 A little dizzy, but okay, I guess. 1003 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:23,687 I saw Mom on the counter. 1004 01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:26,939 - Yeah, right. - I... I did. 1005 01:02:27,026 --> 01:02:30,858 And... And she was... she was really, really small. 1006 01:02:31,822 --> 01:02:34,574 Okay. 1007 01:02:34,658 --> 01:02:35,607 What was that? 1008 01:02:45,627 --> 01:02:48,165 My dad's bookshelf! 1009 01:02:48,255 --> 01:02:51,126 Oh, damn it! Wayne, what's taking so long? 1010 01:02:56,138 --> 01:03:00,052 Ricky King! What do you think you're doing? 1011 01:03:00,142 --> 01:03:03,511 Calling all kids! Calling all kids! 1012 01:03:03,604 --> 01:03:06,177 Excuse me, but I liked that song. 1013 01:03:06,273 --> 01:03:10,734 Now, this should hold the current, so if I... Whoa! 1014 01:03:12,362 --> 01:03:14,734 I told you, the party's over. Everybody out. 1015 01:03:14,823 --> 01:03:17,148 Yeah, well, maybe we're not ready to leave. 1016 01:03:23,498 --> 01:03:25,954 Did you not hear her? She said the party's over. 1017 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:28,415 So why don't you leave before you cause any more damage. 1018 01:03:28,503 --> 01:03:31,374 What, your dad's stupid inventions? 1019 01:03:31,464 --> 01:03:35,083 His inventions are not stupid. His shrink ray's going to the Smithsonian. 1020 01:03:35,176 --> 01:03:38,545 I didn't know your dad invented a shrink ray. 1021 01:03:38,638 --> 01:03:40,512 What does he shrink with it? Hemorrhoids? 1022 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,771 - That is not funny. - Admit it, Adam. Your dad's a loser. 1023 01:03:49,607 --> 01:03:51,399 He is not. And if he were here... 1024 01:03:51,484 --> 01:03:53,607 he'd kill you for what you've done to his bookshelf. 1025 01:03:53,695 --> 01:03:55,771 Is that so, daddy's boy? 1026 01:03:55,864 --> 01:03:59,944 Well, he's not here, so I guess you're gonna have to do something about it. 1027 01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,943 W-W-Well, maybe I will. 1028 01:04:03,538 --> 01:04:05,115 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 1029 01:04:05,206 --> 01:04:07,578 - I wish Mom and Dad were here. - Me too. 1030 01:04:09,168 --> 01:04:11,742 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 1031 01:04:15,091 --> 01:04:19,219 Now, Gordon! Now! 1032 01:04:19,303 --> 01:04:21,462 Listen! Listen to me, children! 1033 01:04:21,556 --> 01:04:24,129 I want you all to stop what you are doing. 1034 01:04:24,225 --> 01:04:27,392 - Huh? - What? - Shh. - Huh? 1035 01:04:28,813 --> 01:04:31,979 - Who said that? - This is the voice of G... 1036 01:04:32,066 --> 01:04:34,355 God. Yeah. 1037 01:04:34,443 --> 01:04:37,528 Yes, God is talking to you... 1038 01:04:37,613 --> 01:04:41,231 and I want you all to leave this house. 1039 01:04:43,869 --> 01:04:47,452 - God sounds a lot like Dad. - Yeah, you're right. 1040 01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:50,659 - Is He here? - Normally I remain silent... 1041 01:04:50,751 --> 01:04:54,665 but your outrageous behavior tonight has forced me to speak. 1042 01:04:55,839 --> 01:04:57,250 - It's just a trick. - Yeah. 1043 01:04:57,341 --> 01:04:59,796 Is that so, Ricky King? 1044 01:04:59,885 --> 01:05:02,008 Then how come I know you live on Sycamore? 1045 01:05:02,096 --> 01:05:05,796 Your dad's name is Mel and your mom is... 1046 01:05:07,768 --> 01:05:10,852 Cindy. 1047 01:05:10,938 --> 01:05:14,722 - This is getting weird. - Now, I said I want you out! 1048 01:05:15,818 --> 01:05:19,021 - What's the... - O-U-T! 1049 01:05:19,112 --> 01:05:21,319 - Let's go, guys. - Go. - Yes! Oh, yes! 1050 01:05:21,406 --> 01:05:24,111 - Run! Quickly! Go with them! Get out! - Get going! 1051 01:05:24,201 --> 01:05:28,863 Or I will swoop down and teach you all a lesson in proper party etiquette! 1052 01:05:28,955 --> 01:05:32,704 I will bring plaque to your tiny little teeth! 1053 01:05:32,793 --> 01:05:35,912 So, brush, I tell you! Brush! 1054 01:05:36,004 --> 01:05:39,918 Okay, Dad, they're gone. You can stop acting like God now. 1055 01:05:40,008 --> 01:05:43,175 Oh. Sorry. 1056 01:05:43,261 --> 01:05:45,669 So, uh, where's the camera? 1057 01:05:45,764 --> 01:05:47,507 Yeah, uh, where you broadcasting from? 1058 01:05:47,599 --> 01:05:49,307 Right here, in the room. 1059 01:05:49,392 --> 01:05:51,302 Your dad shrunk us. 1060 01:05:52,437 --> 01:05:54,513 - You're kidding. - Nope. 1061 01:05:54,606 --> 01:05:58,189 Now give me a hand. I'm over here, by the left speaker. 1062 01:06:03,156 --> 01:06:06,073 That means they saw us roller-blading in the house. 1063 01:06:07,368 --> 01:06:10,286 And I wasn't wearing my pads. 1064 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:18,461 You know, Dad, I didn't invite those boys over. I swear. 1065 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:22,710 I know. I know. Wayne and I saw everything. 1066 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,465 That's right. You weren't in the kitchen, were you? 1067 01:06:26,554 --> 01:06:28,926 No! No. 1068 01:06:30,224 --> 01:06:32,181 But your mothers were. 1069 01:06:32,268 --> 01:06:35,602 - Oh, God. - I told you I saw them. 1070 01:06:35,688 --> 01:06:39,271 Now, listen to me, kids. These may be the most important instructions I ever give you. 1071 01:06:39,358 --> 01:06:41,600 Jenny, go run and find a piece of paper... 1072 01:06:41,694 --> 01:06:44,778 and Adam, go up to your room, look under the laundry basket. 1073 01:06:44,864 --> 01:06:46,821 Get the shark car. Come on down here. 1074 01:06:46,907 --> 01:06:49,445 And Wayne, meet me in front of the receiver. 1075 01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:51,362 - I last saw them over here. - Okay. 1076 01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:54,657 Careful not to squish 'em. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Careful. 1077 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,868 - Here, use this. Okay? - Okay. - I'm gonna go find our dads. 1078 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,834 Don't move anything. 1079 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,420 Okay, Uncle Gordon, hop in. Now let's go find my dad. 1080 01:07:08,721 --> 01:07:11,390 - Mom? - Mom. 1081 01:07:11,473 --> 01:07:13,181 Aunt Diane. 1082 01:07:15,728 --> 01:07:18,053 Let me see it. 1083 01:07:18,147 --> 01:07:19,807 - Hi. - Hi! 1084 01:07:21,108 --> 01:07:22,353 Hi. 1085 01:07:22,443 --> 01:07:24,352 - Okay, Dad. - Atta boy, son! 1086 01:07:26,238 --> 01:07:28,231 - Where are the wives? - Mitch is pickin' them up. Hop in. 1087 01:07:31,952 --> 01:07:35,155 Careful. Careful. Set it down easy. 1088 01:07:35,247 --> 01:07:37,156 I know, I know. I am. 1089 01:07:40,168 --> 01:07:42,208 Look! They made it! 1090 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:45,380 - We did it! - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1091 01:07:49,302 --> 01:07:51,675 - Wait! The machine. - Oh. 1092 01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:54,385 Don't forget the car. 1093 01:07:56,935 --> 01:07:58,844 What happens now? 1094 01:07:58,937 --> 01:08:02,520 We wait until it hits critical mass and then push this button. 1095 01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:08,861 Wait a minute. Do we really wanna do this? 1096 01:08:08,947 --> 01:08:12,232 I mean, I got a hamster cage in my room. 1097 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:16,572 I mean, we could leave 'em shrunk and they'll never tell us what to do again. 1098 01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:20,032 Wow. Total freedom. 1099 01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:22,082 I suppose we could wait, like, a week. 1100 01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:27,714 I don't like the looks of that. 1101 01:08:27,799 --> 01:08:32,508 If those kids don't unshrink us, they are going to be in so much trouble. 1102 01:08:32,595 --> 01:08:36,675 Oh, really? What are you gonna do about it, Thumbelina? 1103 01:08:54,992 --> 01:08:58,029 - I say we give 'em a second chance. - Good idea. - Yeah. Good idea. 1104 01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:03,079 Ready? One, two, three. 1105 01:09:06,837 --> 01:09:09,589 Whoa! It worked! 1106 01:09:09,673 --> 01:09:12,129 - Way to go, guys! - Mom! 1107 01:09:12,218 --> 01:09:16,465 - I was so worried about you! - Good job. Good job. - Oh, I was worried about you too, sweetie! 1108 01:09:16,555 --> 01:09:21,383 But you know what? You were in good hands. This one. 1109 01:09:21,477 --> 01:09:25,688 Oh, Mom, about that Ricky King thing... 1110 01:09:25,773 --> 01:09:30,351 Sweetheart, I was so proud of you, the way you handled yourself with that boy... 1111 01:09:30,444 --> 01:09:32,567 and the way you took care of your brother. 1112 01:09:32,655 --> 01:09:36,569 From now on, I trust you. 1113 01:09:36,658 --> 01:09:39,778 Speaking of trust, I saw the magazine. 1114 01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:42,871 Uh, they forced me to look at it. I didn't want to. 1115 01:09:42,956 --> 01:09:45,661 - I mean... - It's okay. It's okay. 1116 01:09:45,751 --> 01:09:50,247 The point is, I should've listened to you when you said you didn't want to go to Camp Isosceles this summer. 1117 01:09:50,339 --> 01:09:55,962 - Me too. - How about if we send you to baseball camp? 1118 01:09:56,053 --> 01:09:58,970 - Wow! - Look, if you want to be a scientist, that's great. 1119 01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:02,471 But if you wanna be a baseball player, that's great too. 1120 01:10:02,559 --> 01:10:06,058 - You should do whatever suits you. - You mean it? 1121 01:10:06,146 --> 01:10:08,981 I do. I'll prove it. 1122 01:10:10,567 --> 01:10:14,730 Gordon. I shouldn't be president of Szalinski Labs, Gordon. 1123 01:10:14,821 --> 01:10:17,941 I'm no good at it. I should be inventing things. That's what I like to do. 1124 01:10:18,033 --> 01:10:21,318 But you, you're... you're great at organizing things and dealing with people... 1125 01:10:21,411 --> 01:10:23,487 and you never forget what day of the week it is. 1126 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:26,865 What do you say? Will you be president of the company? Will you take the job? 1127 01:10:28,752 --> 01:10:32,536 I, uh... You bet! This is great! 1128 01:10:32,630 --> 01:10:34,837 I'm gonna have so much fun! 1129 01:10:34,924 --> 01:10:38,128 Oh, honey. 1130 01:10:38,219 --> 01:10:40,259 - Diane, I promise I'll get rid of the Tiki Man. - No. Wayne... 1131 01:10:40,346 --> 01:10:44,593 I'm not gonna sweat the small stuff any more. I want you to have fun. 1132 01:10:44,684 --> 01:10:48,183 Wayne, do whatever you want with the Tiki Man. 1133 01:10:55,153 --> 01:10:58,023 I had no idea baseball had that much math in it... 1134 01:10:58,114 --> 01:11:00,439 or that my son would be such a good catcher. 1135 01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:03,450 Yeah. I bet you were the only dad there that could figure out... 1136 01:11:03,536 --> 01:11:06,869 the whole team's batting average instantly in his head. 1137 01:11:06,956 --> 01:11:10,621 We're just glad you had a good time, honey, and even happier you're home. 1138 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:12,833 Yeah, it's good to be back. 1139 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,960 Hey, did you make any changes while I was gone? 1140 01:11:17,967 --> 01:11:22,712 Well, I did move the Tiki Man into the backyard. 1141 01:11:22,805 --> 01:11:25,130 What do you think? 1142 01:11:30,013 --> 01:12:30,701 Has been amended time and color translation lord1981 141974