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- Ahh!
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[yelling in Swedish]
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I'm not having this!
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[haunting music]
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat pop music]
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♪ ♪
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How's it going, bros?
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- PewDiePie.
- PewDiePie.
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- PewDiePie.
- PewDiePie.
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- Are you gonna let me do it?
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Do you want to sit here
and do it?
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- Oh!
- [laughs]
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Give me that.
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- No.
- Give me that liquor.
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- No.
- Don't joke around about that.
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- What is that?
- You want some?
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- Nah.
- I can get you a cup.
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- I'll get some later.
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- I'm gonna get you a cup.
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- So, um, Felix,
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he's been drinking all day.
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- Good.
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- No, not good.
- That's great.
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- He's not supposed to drink.
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- Why not? It's a party.
- No, no, no.
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Let's just say he's been to
12-step meetings
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for a long time.
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- Oh, shit.
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- So, um, I want to get this
before Kevin comes back.
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What I need just from you
is, like,
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an end of the series wrap-up.
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Like, "Well, there you go, bros.
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As you can see,
I've been through a lot"--
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- What, are you gonna
start without me?
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You asshole.
[laughs]
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- Oh, is that
what you're drinking?
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- Yeah.
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- I think I'll wait until
I have a little bit of food.
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But thank you.
- You asshole. You fucking--
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- No, I was giving--
- Fuck you.
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- So, Felix, did he show you
what he brought today?
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- No.
- Hey, Jeff. Show him. Show him.
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- Oh, what?
- Oh, jeez.
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I'm not looking at him.
This is fucked up.
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No, put that away, Jeff.
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- Nothing's gonna go down, Jeff.
You can put that away.
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I know this is America and all,
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but that's fucked up.
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- All right, Felix.
- Yes.
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- Okay, let's just
get this started.
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Um...
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Um...
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Uh, just say--
you know what?
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Start with "What I just
experienced was crazy, insane."
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You know, "I was--
I was," uh, um...
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- Okay, all right.
I'll just do something.
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Okay.
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I just had the weirdest weeks
of my life.
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What the fuck?
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I collected alien eggs,
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I went on a spaceship that was
infested with maggots.
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Ah! They're real!
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Ahh! This--
- What?
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- What the fuck?
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I was chased by a little girl
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in a creepy haunted house.
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Hello? Little girl?
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Are you okay?
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Ahh!
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Bloody hell. Fuck that shit.
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I ended up at my own funeral.
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What the fuck is this?
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Why am I here?
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Okay.
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Let me out!
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I had to play
real-life Operation.
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For this thing.
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Ugh.
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[electricity crackles]
Ahh! Ahh!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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In the hotel I was chased
by a chainsaw guy.
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That's fucked up.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck.
[chainsaw revving]
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Fuck this!
Fuck this!
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Ahh!
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- Collected alien eggs.
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- I kind of--
- We already covered all this.
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We covered all this.
- Oh, we--what?
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- I feel like we done this.
- We already talked about this.
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I--that's why
I was under the impression
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that I was gonna do
the interview, but if you're--
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- Damon, how about you do it,
then?
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- Okay.
- [spits]
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- What the fuck is wrong--
what are you doing?
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- What the f--
- What happened?
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Did he spit at you?
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- All over my arm.
- Why did he spit at you?
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Is he okay?
- He's wasted.
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He's been drinking since 12:00.
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- [laughs]
- Okay.
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- So as I was saying,
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in that fucking hallway
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I had to dig through
those disgusting maggots.
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This is so fucking gross.
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[gags]
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Where's the fucking key?
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This is fucking--
fuck me.
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That arcade was creepy as hell.
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Remember when I got attacked
in the ball pit?
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Oh, what the fuck?
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What the shit?
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Okay. I just need the token!
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What the fuck is--
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[squealing]
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The insane asylum
was super fucked up.
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Oh, what the shit?
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Okay.
- [screaming]
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- Fuck this. Fuck this.
Fuck this.
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Fuck this.
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Where the fuck do I go?
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I don't think I ever run
so fast in my life.
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I gonna go here.
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Until the military thing.
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I had to run through war.
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[alarm blares]
Shit.
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- They triggered the explosions.
Run!
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Run! Run!
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- Ahh!
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The military game was insane.
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Pretty much,
I got shot at the entire time.
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Oh!
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Ow!
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Ahh! Ahh.
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The craziest thing
was during the last one.
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- You need to be punished.
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- I did not sign up for this.
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- Naughty boy!
Bark like a dog!
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- I can't believe that girl
whipped me so much.
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It fricking hurt too.
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Woof! Ahh!
- Bark like a dog! Bark!
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- Bananas!
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I'm just glad
I made it out alive.
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That's it for me for now,
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but as always...
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Jeff, do you want to kiss it?
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- Sure.
- No, you shouldn't.
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You really shouldn't.
[laughs]
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I'm sorry.
Um...
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Let me redo that.
[laughs]
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I didn't think you'd say yes.
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Okay.
[laughs]
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All right,
that's it for me for now,
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and as always,
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stay awesome, bros.
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[mimics explosion]
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[upbeat music]
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- Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, everybody?
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Whoa! PewDiePie's in the house!
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- And Jeff!
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- Say hello to PewDiePie.
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- How's it going?
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[applause]
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How's it going?
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- Doing good. How are you?
- Good.
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- Hey. Felix.
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Have we met?
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- Not yet. I'm arts department.
- Oh, cool.
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- Paul.
- Nice to meet you, Paul.
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- Pleasure.
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- Who did the chair?
That was really cool.
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They built, like,
this custom wheelchair...
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Mr. Chair, what are you doing?
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That, like, goes back,
kind of like a horse, goes up.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Were you surprised
to see the Smosh guys?
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- They were wearing masks.
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Anthony kept licking through
the mask, like...
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With his tiny, little thing.
I'm like...
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- Did you know?
- No, I had no idea.
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- No idea.
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Sitting on this green thing.
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Are you gonna spit on me?
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- What?
- Are you gonna spit on me now?
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No, I'm just kidding. I'm just--
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- How many times
has he scared you?
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- Oh, shit. We need, like,
a montage of that.
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- [Damon screaming]
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- What?
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[Damon screaming]
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- Why?
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What is that weird mix?
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- It's whiskey.
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- Why do you drink from
a plastic bottle?
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- Well, I don't know.
I don't have, like, a--
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- Kevin?
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- We only got beer or wine.
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Why don't you go get us
some drinks?
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- I don't want to say I think
he's had enough to drink,
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so I won't.
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[upbeat music]
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All right, everybody,
thanks for coming out.
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We have a couple people
here tonight
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that want to say a few words.
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Rachel, the EP from Skybound.
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[cheers and applause]
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Here's Rachel.
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- Hi, everybody.
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Thank you all so, so, so much
for being here tonight
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and being with us through
the whole show.
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Uh, thank you guys for making
this show possible.
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It's been an absolute blast.
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Okay, I'm gonna pass the mic
to Felix,
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the man of the hour,
to say a few words.
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[cheers and applause]
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Come on!
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- Wow.
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No one told me
I was gonna be on stage today.
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Kevin! No! This is my moment!
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
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I have something for you.
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[applause]
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That's for you.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Timmy!
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- We all know what that is.
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- For those of you
that don't know, this is Timmy.
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Timmy has been my rock
throughout this whole thing.
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Kevin has lied to me.
Damon has lied to me.
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This whole thing,
Rachel has lied,
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but let me tell you,
Timmy here never lies.
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[soft piano music]
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♪ ♪
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- Before you start--
before you start,
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I just want to say...
- Okay.
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- Um, uh...
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Um...
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This has been--
[stammers]
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I just wanted--
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I-I feel like some of the time
during t-the--
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the three weeks with you,
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in a van--hey,
where's my van crew?
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How many hours
did we stay in the van?
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- Too many?
- Too many.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Um...
And, uh...
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And I just want to say,
it's been--
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it's--this road has been tough,
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and, um...
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And it's like, I mean, it's just
hard in this world, you know.
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I mean, you, um...
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When you try and people
don't have your back,
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and--
for Feli--
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Felix,
you're awesome.
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- Thank you.
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- We're juggling so many balls
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and we're dropping them,
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and...
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- It's okay, dude.
- And I just--
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00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,880
No, it's okay.
- Stop it.
262
00:09:08,913 --> 00:09:10,381
- All right,
uh, yes.
263
00:09:10,414 --> 00:09:11,382
- Jeff--
- Enough.
264
00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:13,920
- Okay.
Give it up for Kevin.
265
00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,791
Uh, Kevin has been really
awesome through this show.
266
00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:20,692
Really working hard.
267
00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:22,528
When I signed up for this show,
268
00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:25,197
I was like, "Holy shit.
Why did I do this?
269
00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,132
"This is a bad idea.
270
00:09:27,164 --> 00:09:28,533
I regret this so much."
271
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,436
I had, like, anxiety for weeks.
272
00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:34,373
But it's been, uh, really,
really, really fun
273
00:09:34,405 --> 00:09:36,774
and I love--
274
00:09:36,807 --> 00:09:37,775
What the fuck?
275
00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:38,776
- Lights!
- Lights.
276
00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,244
- Is Kevin doing something
with it?
277
00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:43,514
I don't know what I'm saying.
[blow lands]
278
00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,283
Oh, what the shit?
279
00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:46,951
- Felix! Felix!
I'm here! I'm here!
280
00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,153
I told you I would find you.
281
00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:49,187
- Give me the crowbar.
282
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,355
- Jeff. Jeff.
283
00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,690
- What the hell are you doing?
- Oh, fuck you.
284
00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:53,558
Listen to me. Felix--
- Give me the goddamn crowbar!
285
00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:56,528
[shouting]
286
00:09:57,729 --> 00:09:58,831
- Please do something.
287
00:09:58,864 --> 00:09:59,932
- Felix--
288
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,667
Felix, Felix,
listen to me.
289
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,801
Listen to me.
290
00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,636
Felix, you're the love
of my life.
291
00:10:04,669 --> 00:10:06,038
I came here to marry you.
292
00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:08,106
- I-I'm sorry.
I can see that.
293
00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,774
- Nikki, shut up!
- No, don't you--
294
00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,244
Oh, shut up, Kevin!
You're such a bag of dicks!
295
00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:14,246
- Get out of here! Now!
296
00:10:14,278 --> 00:10:16,914
- Fuck you!
- Get out of here!
297
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:19,083
Shut the fuck up!
298
00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:21,352
Don't move any further!
299
00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:22,553
- How'd he get it?
300
00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:23,554
- You think I'm scared of you?
301
00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:24,656
You're such a fucking pussy.
302
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:25,658
- This is fucked up.
303
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,725
- Don't move any further.
304
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,192
- Don't tell me what to do.
305
00:10:28,225 --> 00:10:29,927
[dramatic music]
306
00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:31,062
[gunshot]
307
00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:36,501
♪ ♪
308
00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:40,004
- [slow-motion, distorted]
What the fuck?
309
00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,273
[gunshot]
310
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:46,912
♪ ♪
311
00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:47,913
[gunshots]
312
00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:51,450
[screaming]
313
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,950
- Kevin, what the--
314
00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,653
[squealing]
315
00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:56,088
- Can someone check on her?
316
00:10:57,522 --> 00:10:58,490
- This is, like,
the job of my life.
317
00:10:58,523 --> 00:10:59,692
- [laughs]
318
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,959
- You have the best hair
I've ever seen.
319
00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,294
You're perfect.
You're like a unicorn.
320
00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:06,164
I love you!
321
00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:08,900
This will not be the end!
322
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,334
- Drop the gun.
- Drop that gun!
323
00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:11,470
Gun! Put it there!
324
00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,540
Step away from it now!
325
00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,107
Is there a doctor in the house?
326
00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,043
- Yeah, I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
327
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:20,111
There's no heartbeat.
328
00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:22,380
God, she's--she's dead.
329
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,249
- That's not a doctor.
That--you're--
330
00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:25,517
that's my patient!
331
00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:27,385
- Get away from me.
- Come here.
332
00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:28,920
- Get away from me, Doctor.
I'm not going back!
333
00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:30,923
You read my brain!
- Security!
334
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:32,758
- Jeff, do your security!
335
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,225
- Calm down!
- Easy.
336
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,594
- Calm down!
337
00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:36,594
[grunting]
338
00:11:36,628 --> 00:11:38,263
- What the shit?
339
00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:41,266
- Is there a real doctor
in the house?
340
00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:42,433
- I'm a doctor.
- Dr. Winters.
341
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:44,135
- Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
342
00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:46,204
I have a pulse!
I need a nurse!
343
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,573
- Dr. Winters, I'm here.
344
00:11:47,605 --> 00:11:49,274
I'm in.
- Good. Okay.
345
00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:52,277
[dramatic music]
346
00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:54,979
♪ ♪
347
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:56,315
- I'm not going anywhere.
348
00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:57,548
- No--
349
00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:58,850
- Because I'm fine.
350
00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,985
[laughter]
351
00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:02,354
[laughs]
And I'm an actress.
352
00:12:02,386 --> 00:12:06,023
[cheers and applause]
353
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,692
- This is what we've been
putting Felix through
354
00:12:07,725 --> 00:12:09,894
for the last three weeks.
Right?
355
00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:13,030
- Yeah, this is the only time
you'll acknowledge the bullshit.
356
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,665
[laughter]
357
00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:15,800
- This is Nikki.
358
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:19,036
- I was so sure
that you were a fan,
359
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,140
and, like, you started off
with, like...
360
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,707
And I'm like,
"That's kind of weird."
361
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,776
She kept doing hearts,
and I'm like--
362
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:27,078
Yeah, no, Marzia's very upset
at you.
363
00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:28,713
- Who is that? Who is that?
364
00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:31,349
- The crazy doctor
who spoke Swedish to me.
365
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,019
- Remember, The Walking Dead,
he was one of the zombies.
366
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:36,355
[screaming]
367
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,456
That was you?
- [low moaning]
368
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:39,591
- What? Oh, shit! That's you!
369
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:40,725
Yes!
370
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,326
You remember this guy?
- What the hell?
371
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,129
I'm like,
"That guy's hand is huge!
372
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:45,497
He has to be a police."
373
00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:47,365
- He's an ex-cop, but he--
- Oh, you are.
374
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,134
- He's also an actor.
- Holy shit.
375
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,536
- Cathy, why don't you
come out here?
376
00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:53,070
- The nurse who made me snot
in her hands.
377
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,907
- I don't want to be
the Texas Ebola nurse.
378
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,975
Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
- Okay. Okay.
379
00:12:58,009 --> 00:13:00,077
No, no, please.
- Old times' sake.
380
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:03,014
Come on.
- Why did you make me do that?
381
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,115
- Remember this guy?
- Oh, shit.
382
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,583
You tased someone, didn't you?
383
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:06,751
- Close your eyes.
384
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,586
- Yeah!
385
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,087
Hey, sneaky snake.
Hello, sneaky snake.
386
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,255
- Oh, shit!
387
00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:13,692
[Felix screaming]
- Come on, little piggy!
388
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:14,692
- Yes.
389
00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:15,726
You were so scary.
390
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:17,663
I kept running. I never saw you.
391
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,130
I feel like I'm upset.
392
00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:20,432
- Jeff our security guard...
393
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:21,800
- Not Jeff, guys.
394
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:23,367
- He's an actor.
- No.
395
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,436
Come here, Jeff.
396
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,639
If there's anyone
I want a hug from, it's Jeff.
397
00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:29,041
- Here's the scariest part.
398
00:13:29,073 --> 00:13:31,509
Damon is actually himself
and he's not an actor.
399
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:32,778
He's just that way.
400
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,278
- What?
401
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,581
What?
- Felix!
402
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:40,451
- Yeah! Okay.
All right.
403
00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:43,455
- We--we've been lying to you
for the last three weeks
404
00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:45,924
and you--we've told you
some things
405
00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:48,527
and lied about other things,
406
00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:52,597
but there's one person
who is responsible.
407
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:55,100
Um, who's that?
408
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,100
- It's you.
409
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,370
- What's my name?
410
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,606
Unfortunately, that is also...
- No!
411
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:02,640
- A lie.
412
00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,108
[laughter]
413
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:05,344
- Come on.
414
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,311
- That man there has been in...
- Really?
415
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:10,315
- Every situation, every day.
416
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:14,318
That is the executive producer
Kevin Healey.
417
00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:15,620
- What's your real name?
418
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:17,022
- My name--I'm an actor.
419
00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,524
Uh, it's Dave Storrs.
420
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:20,524
Um...
421
00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,193
I'm a low-level actor.
422
00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:23,629
[laughter]
423
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:24,863
I'm not really drunk.
424
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,865
All the lies stop now.
425
00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:28,000
- I don't believe that, but--
426
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,802
you can say that all you want,
but--
427
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:31,937
[applause]
428
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,739
- So and now I think you should
just say,
429
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:34,806
"let's get the party started,"
430
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:35,807
so we can really party for real.
431
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,310
- Please, can we get
the party started?
432
00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:39,610
[upbeat music]
433
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,611
Yes!
434
00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:43,347
♪ ♪
435
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:46,217
This whole show has been
a wild experience.
436
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,153
It's been insane.
437
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,355
It's been a journey
of a lifetime.
438
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,958
It was the craziest thing
I have ever been in,
439
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:54,692
but it was a lot of fun.
440
00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:56,928
I hope everyone
enjoyed watching.
441
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:59,264
And as always,
442
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:02,167
stay awesome.
443
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,235
Ahh!
444
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:05,504
Bloody hell. Fuck that--
445
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,910
- Jeff, I want you pitch
your app to Felix.
446
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,679
- I microwave popcorn
447
00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:16,714
and sometimes it's too much time
and it burns
448
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,216
and other times
it's not enough.
449
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,918
You could put in
the model number--
450
00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:23,388
- So you know exactly how
to cook the popcorn.
451
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:24,490
You're gonna be rich.
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