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You've been a pain in my ass, you bastard.

I don't know what came over me.

If you want to confess, you can talk at the station.

We'll look after you real well.

Stop right there!

You sound too angry.

What?

Who the hell do you think you are telling me what to do?

Here...

Danger!

Leave it to me!

Only you!

Nah.

Your kick did most of the work.

You...

This guy's a friend of yours?

No! Not at all! We're complete strangers.

Really?

See you...

Why didn't he bother thanking us?

What do we do with this bastard?

Put him in the back?

Grab him that side.

He's got a gun!

These handcuffs too.

He must be...

A cop!

Here, he's even got a badge!

So then...

Who was that guy?

A criminal?!

Let's get out of here!

EYECATCH JUNCTION

Patrol car #1. Nothing to report, the city is safe.

Uema (?) Central Police Station will...

..after a long period of co-operation, end its ties with the Soviet Union.

We're familiar with the department now, but it's a shame this'll end soon.

True! After this has finished I feel we should all go have a meal with Chief Mihara!

That would be great, wouldn't it?

Unfortunately I already ate beforehand.

Anyway, thanks for the invite!

And what is that over there?

«Crime Laboratory»

What goes on in there?

Wait a minute!

I'm sorry, but that is not open to the public.

But we want to see, don't we?

Yes, but the tour of this section has ended...

Well, I think we could break from the schelude...

If you could just wait here I'll go check.

The «Crime Laboratory» should be fine to take a look at. Excuse me one moment.

Chief!

Megumi Okana, Central Station's Crime Lab.

Contract worker.

My laboratory is free now. Go ahead!

Everyone!

I, Chief... Chief... Daigoro Mihara...

..will work with every inch of my being...

..to create a police department loved by citizens.

Well, now, onto the next department.

Chief!

What's wrong? Is that ok?

It's nothing.

You'll recover.

So we've done Chief of Police, Deputy Chief...

..and Head of Investigations. All that's left is Management.

Thank you, you've gone to a lot of trouble.

Yo're my buddy from training.

It's no problem to introduce you to people.

Hey, we'll go out for a dring after work.

Great!

What's that?

Chief wants the public to maintain its high opinion of the police...

so is forming «Shintai Sobu» fitness club.

They're there for the spectacle.

«Shintai Sobu»

Wanna look?

Why isn't anyone here?

What are we doing here Boss?

Only one hour for us then the martial arts class arrive.

No-one's coming...

The look on Chief's face when he realizes...

..this project of his has failed.

That'll feel good!

Is this the recruitment for «Shintai Sobu»?

That's one of those two from earlier!

I've come to join the group.

Please consider me.

Well, I'll begin.

Woefull.

I can't be beaten, you know.

You win.

Although we both made the effort, there will not be any training today.

Why not?!

Motivated aren't you?

However, I think your feeling may change later.

I'm very serious!

Why are you so serious about this?

Actually, recently...

This bit here. It's getting bigger. I'm kind of troubled by it.

Really!

That is a bit of an incentive.

Ok you can join. Shall we arrange a training session?

Yes!

But... seeing as we're in out leotards do you want to do some here?

You do have a point.

And go!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

I can't take it anymore!

Hey, Boss?

You think Shintai Sobu won't make much of an impact with just us two?

That's right. Do you know anyone else?

Yeah, one.

I think it will be difficult to get her interested.

You don't have to stress out over this.

You don't want that bit to get any worse...

Eh? You say something?

No, nothing.

This next turn I'll put her in he place.

I can't believe it.

The Great Muramoto didn't even touch her hair.

Bravo.

You were pretty rough today. Did you get dumped or something?

Shut up!

I don't want to talk to traitors.

Not someone who goes around in a leotard trying to get the men's attentions.

Leave me alone!

Do you know what people are saying about you?

Things like...

..your sense of justice is stronger than anyone else's at the station.

Stop blabbering and get to the point.

Join your team?

I suppose you're hoping you'll get me in a leotard.

That's it exactly!

I'm just worried about you, Atsuko!

You'll never find happiness if you don't get a bit more feminine.

That's none of your business!

Idiot!

Make me more feminine?

I didn't think you were that stupid.

I'm so shocked I could cry.

How could you say such hurtful things? How does that make me stupid?

Well first off, joining a rhythmic gymnastics club in itself is stupid!

How dare you! You're the one who's stupid!

Talking like a guy and only training muscles!

It's weird! Totally weird!

What is this, Makoto?

Are you picking a fight with me?

Interesting.

Well how about we have a contest to settle this?

Yeah. I'll do it.

If you lose the match you have to join Shintai Sobu.

Fine.

And if you lose what then?

Say anything you want!

You'll get the rounded head!

That's....

So stupid.

It's impossible to beat her!

But I can't go back on it.

I'm sorry, but it's already too late even if I don't want to go.

It's not the «Shaven Head» contest is it?

It is!

I can't believe it!

You know what that means?

No, it can't be that!

But... I'll do it somehow.

I was good at the recruitment today...

There's still time!

All I have to do is think of myself as...

..someone who definitely cannot lose!

Am I a monster?

Not good...

I fell asleep!

Oh no!

How can I go out with my hair shaven off?

What should I do?!

Yuck...

Why this?

It's not that scary!

Why during the morning?

That's no good.

It's time for justice.

One will be the winner.

Begin!

Not done yet.

Stop!

So you're ticklish, Atsuko.

Stop!

Please stop!

Stop there! The challenge has been met!

I won...

I won!

So you're ticklish, Atsuko

All 'cause of what I've done!

That contest's winner would have been obvious if I could watch it live.

Management of CCTV and monitoring everything...

..it would be never-ending, though.

But it would be better.

Would help make my name around here.

Let's see what Chief has to say!

Fine beer!

So, these are our celebratory drinks...

Central Station's Shintai Sabu first meet-up:

Kenji Kawamura...

Makoto, Atsuko...

Here comes our three in a row.

Cheers!

Good, isn't it Kawamura?

You did it!

Cheers!

Ready, Set...

Cheers!

Yummy.

Kawamura, we're really sorry for what we did.

Right. We owe you.

It's fine, all forgotten.

Kawamura you're such a gentleman!

You have a girlfriend?

What's this all of a sudden?

No, I don't.

Work is my priority.

That sounds like work now...

Back to being a cop.

Apologies. Off to Shoni Green.

But you've been drinking, is that alright?

I'm a sake drinker, sister, I'll be fine.

Weird...

I'm ok.

Kawamura!

Are you ok?

Yep!

The perfect meet-up...

Honestly these idiot men.

Men are idiots!

Boss!

Stop acting crazy!

Yes!

It's not funny you know!

If men kept away from us...

Shut up!

Calm down!

You're an embarrassment to Central.

There's only one conclusion!

To men, us women are only worth bothering with if we look good.

That's all that matters.

Ugly.

All thanks to that beer.

That's why I don't feel sorry for her.

Makoto, Atsuko...

I've decided.

Because we're only women...

..we could get away with secret crime-fighting.

Secret?

Crime-fighters?

Right.

On the surface, to the men, we'll still be «Shintai Sobu» fitness club.

The reality is...

From tonight we'll have our own female, secret crime-fighting sect.

Brilliant idea!

Finally I can use my training on real criminals!

So you agree?

Or not?

Of course we agree.

Definitely. Let's do it!

Right...

It's decided.

This is the beginning of secret crime-fighting.

Yay!!!

Hold it in...

Strange, last night we only drank that little bit, eh?

So you're saying, Boss...

..you remember nothing?

I remember a little bit.

Something about shouting «Yay!» for some reason.

That was our «Eyecatch Junction» celebration!

«Eyecatch»?

What is that?

The name of our secret crime-fighting gang.

Last night, Makoto and I stayed awake until we thought of it.

«Eyecatch Junction».

Because our looks catch everyone's gaze.

(also means «butt» in Japanese)

You weren't talking about my butt, then.

«Our looks catch everyone's gaze.»

«Eyecatch Junction.»

Yummy.

Hey, wait up!

Here's a new weapon I've developed.

It's a sharp arrow disguised as a pen.

Watch...

Strike!

That's amazing!

Imagine what that could do to a person!

You can have these as a gift.

They'll definitely be useful.

Thank you.

Appreciated.

See you.

So long.

Enjoy my present!

With this I can listen in on them any time I want.

«Eyecatch Junction» won't find criminals as things stand.

Boss needs to take it more seriously.

She's relaxing.

So she's feeling sick.

That excuse isn't going to cut it; she's supposed to be able to find us a case.

Hey, let's go threaten to do this without her.

That should sort her out if she hasn't found us anything.

Let's go.

This is getting interesting!

What is it? I was feeling rough.

You shouldn't eat three portions then.

Have you found something for us to work on?

Sorry.

It hasn't been easy to find anything.

We thought you'd be lost without us.

After we find a case I'm sure we'll be fine without you.

No, there's no need for that.

We had a chat and think you're having trouble getting us a case.

Trouble? What do you mean?

I'm a policewoman!

Boss...

Are you serious about «Eyecatch Junction»?

You should know we're not time-wasters!

Of course I'm serious!

I'll do it somehow.

By 12 o'clock today, somehow.

Honest?

So, we'll be in the patrol car and will phone you in a few hours.

Find us something by then.

Understood! I promise!

More and more interesting!

I found something for you.

I'm not lying!

Please believe me.

Yes, go for it.

The address is...

She found our first case!

The address is... «Women's College Student Block»...

The victim is... Tori Aizawa.

Let's go now.

Of course.

That's the Women's College case that Kenji Kawamura was just working on.

A bit more preparation for me then!

So, your underwear was the only thing stolen? No money or anything else?

No, just my underwear. The thief didn't come into the apartment.

We need the value of what was taken.

It comes to about ¥150,000.

¥150,000?!

How many items were taken?

Five.

So they cost ¥30,000 each?

They're all like this.

Luxury brand!

They're so expensive.

Yeah but... I can't believe underwear would cost ¥30,000.

Sometimes I can't believe it either, but he says he likes it so...

Oh no! I'm so embarrassed.

Well that was a pile of pants.

Don't grumble. This is the fist of many.

Please, wait a minute!

I'm Kyoko Iida.

I live in this block.

Actually... there's something I want to talk to you about.

You can tell us anything.

Actually... I...

What do you want to tell us?

No, I'm sorry.

It's nothing.

It can't be nothing; just a minute ago you wanted our help.

I guess it can't be anything that bad.

Please... get back to your work.

Sorry for troubling you.

What's wrong with her?

There's something going on.

Nothing concrete. We have work to do.

Let's go.

Come on, use your elbows!

You need to use your arms!

I am!

You too Makoto. Use your arms more!

Ok, that's enough.

Not bad, you two!

But give it more of a flow movement, yes&

You've got no skill whatsoever.

Cut it out!

You should demonstrate before you criticize us.

That's right.

I'm the leader of this group so I don't have to.

You only have to do it once!

Here!

Ok, I get it!

If I don't show you first, you can't do it.

Can't be helped with children...

Please watch!

Ribbon, please.

What's wrong?

Feeling unwell?

I'm conerned about the girl we met.

Kyoko Iida?

That look she gave...

Tomorrow we should look into it again.

We definitely have something.

Miyuki!

You two!

Actually, last night, my underwear was stolen again.

Ok, we're working on it, but we're here for something else.

Do you know your neighbour, Kyoko Iida?

Kyoko? Is something wrong?

Kyoko?

What's wrong?

Kyoko's not there.

Do you know where she is?

She's disappeared.

Really?

Okay. Thanks for your help.

Tough eh? Go get 'em.

Boss, it's a murder!

Hurry Kawamura!

This; a pocket-watch micro-missile.

You press right here, and the missile fires out.

Useful, yes?

No, move it!

But it is useful, isn't it?

You... why can't you follow orders?

Kawamura, a quick word!

What is it Boss?

You need to be careful with her!

Megumi Okada is the Town Mayor's daughter.

She shouldn't really be here, but he has nowhere else to put her.

She's one of Chief's favourites thoguh, so best to be nice to her.

Why does all this mean I have to take that from her?

It'll be ok. You'll get used to it.

Kawamura, that's good isn't it? There's a new weapon to take!

It'll be helpful.

So long.

Now Kenji Kawamura is also helping us.

With his info we can all work well together.

It really is terrible.

This poor child...

Anyway...

Kawamura, can you move aside please?

Sure.

Boss!

You still have a lot to learn.

Besides, It's no good thinking so «black and white».

Ok I get it! Here.

I'm not like you.

We did find some info.

Looks like she was a student at the Women's College.

Her name is Kiyoko Iida, 20 years old.

Women's College student?

So what relationship did she have with the killer?

I have the answer.

Boss, why the emergency meeting?

Kyoko Iida has been murdered.

Murdered?

Why?

That time...

That time when she asked for our help!

We didn't know.

We weren't to know she'd end up being killed.

Now we have a real job to do.

We have to find Kyoko's killer.

But how?

Now to practise my introduction:

«Megumi Okada, from today, Police Intelligence».

«Codename:»

«Secret Eyecatch».

«At your service».

Eh... so... so...

So you're saying, the female officers came the day her body was found?

Yes. They came the day before as well.

But that was regarding the crime I reported.

What crime?

My luxury brand underwear was stolen.

Underwear?

Your underwear?

Yes.

Next time you hang out your underwear, try putting this photo with it. Yes?

Problem solved. Let's go!

Boss!

It was cruel.

Really...

It wasn't quick for her.

No good complaining.

Did I not make the problem go away?

We could have discussed it first.

Why kill her?

What can we do about it now?

Crisis is a real trun-on.

We may need your help...

...but your solution is to immediately resort to violence.

Dangerous...

You're a bunch of savages!

Thank you for the compliment.

You know that's a criticism.

I'm leaving.

Don't get so cocky.

You're an accomplice.

I could turn you in to the police.

You'd get into a whole lot of trouble.

I really like Kawamura.

He makes me feel all fuzzy.

We have an important investigation to do!

We have to work out how we got this.

«Follow Kenji Kawamura».

Why does this letter have Shintai Sobu's secret name on it?

«Secret Eyecatch» What does it mean?

Think she's from that block?

I'm sorry!

Actually... there's something I want to talk to you about.

I'm sorry, it's nothing.

Stop!

Why are we here watching like crazy people?

Better to be asleep.

Wake up!

How long was I asleep?

A little while.

You're tired but don't want to stop, right?

I'll go get us some drinks.

Thanks.

It's punishment for me falling asleep undercover.

A bit further...

She's up my nostrils!

Girlfriend...

What??

Damn!

No! Aren't you that guy we rescued?

That policewoman!

You'll break my arm!

The law's been broken as well!

I've had surgery on it already.

Hey, stop being so hard on him.

Fair enough.

I'm tired anyway.

Why so harsh?

How much can these be worth anyway?

That's not the point. You can't just steal a girl's underwear.

Right. Shall we take this to the station?

No! Please, anything but that!

Please don't tell my parents!

They'd be so ashamed.

If you're so concerned about that...

..why did you go around stealing women's underwear?

I've just remembered.

It's a good thing I'm here.

So you haven't seen anything?

We're building up intelligence.

I've seen stuff, you know.

That block is where the murdered student lived.

The night she died I saw another student from there leave her flat.

This is the girl that Kawamura followed?

Look. It's exactly like her.

Good. Starting today we have to get moving on this.

Looks like her.

Let's do this.

Makoto...

Watch your driving. We can't afford an accident.

Trust me.

What's wrong? You've never seen cop shows where they tail someone in their pollice car?

Never.

It's reverse psychology...

..because they'll think there's no way a police car would be tailing them.

I don't know about that.

She's gone in.

My turn then.

Can you hear me, Atsuko?

Copy that. Good luck.

Nice.

Lush! You have some bosom on you.

Bet your milk tastes like Mum's did.

That was quick.

12 o'clock, lunch in a bit.

Hey girl, these are real good.

What's wrong? Has anything happened?

No... still waiting.

Must disguise myself.

«It's tough being a celebrity».

That's somebody else's gag.

Atsuko! You there?

She was in there with Hideyo Gujo!

What is this?

Hideyo Gujo, right?

I'm afraid you've mistaken me for him! We're actually quite different.

I have this, see.

I have glasses...

Pleased to meet you.

Finally, here is Gujo.

You shouldn't have lied.

Care to explain what you and the young woman were doing together?

You know her?

You think I know some woman in there?

Bye.

«Bet your milk tastes like Mum's did».

«That was quick, lunch in a bit!»

What??

What?

What kind of relationship is that, then?

You'll have time to talk once we get to the station.

I've never heard of such a thing.

You need to tell us how you got together with that girl.

I heard from someone there's a place you can go where all the girls are cute...

..and they're all universuty students.

Idiot...

So that night, you think that girl didn't know what was happening?

She definitely knows who murdered Kyoko.

What do we do now?

Find a way of ending this, quickly.

Someone in the organization must be her pimp.

The most dangerous person.

The investigation into the prostitution ring...

..must be done by the toughest among us.

I don't think so.

To me, going after pimps is a step too far.

So you won't do it?

I won't!

You're the butch male here. Makoto did the last job at the hotel.

Atsuko's masculine; she's right for this.

Yeah, I've done enough.

This task is yours.

No. Both the hotel job and the pimps job...

Not good enough!

We won't forgive your selfishness.

The prostitution gang...

That really is dangerous.

Something bad might happen...

Got it!

We have our helping-hand!

There's another «Secret Eyecatch» message.

What does it say?

The key to the prostitution ring is...

Hideyo Gujo. Get him involved, and then...

That's right.

If Gujo was a regular client it's in his best interests for us stop this.

I'll do anything.

Exactly what you want.

Excuse me!

No way.

This isn't me!

I look shameful!

Good.

Now for the chat.

Lesson 1

Eh? No way!

I ruined my silk underwear. Yuck!

Go.

Do it.

Eh? No way.

I don't have silk underwear, only steel.

A little more feminine please.

Lesson 2

When will he be my boyfriend?

«Shibuya Casual» guys are the best.

When will he be my boyfriend?

This really is hopeless.

Atsuko can't even do the talk.

They know the clients don't care about talking, it's all about this.

That's all that matters.

I'm going home.

Stop!

These seats taken?

Go ahead.

So, what's the best drink here?

The «Alexander» cocktail is good.

Two «Alexander»'s, please

I'll have a beer!

So, do you work?

Student?

Student.

Where?

The women's college.

What about you?

Sakurada, eh, Sakura Uni.

Sakura?

It's a private one. A lot of pressure.

Enjoy.

You're paying.

Yummy!

Hey, regarding college, can I ask you something?

What?

It's about a part-time job.

Part-time job?

Actually, we're using our credit cards to live on.

But it's tough, right?

We'd like a job that's fun, but also pays the highest wage, right?

You two clearly don't have what it takes.

That kind of job isn't open to you.

No, I have that kind of money.

If you have a problem, let me deal with it.

I have a good job for you.

Really?

Men...

How many have you had?

About twelve.

Is that not enough?

No, no, that's fine.

My men will like you.

Yes?

Our loyal client.

I have exactly who you want.

An amazing guy for you, if you want.

Ok with us.

It's someone who's in the public eye.

Famous??

Just you two and him.

I'll guide you through this.

So, can you handle a whirlwind?

Yes!

System Club always welcomes young girls.

Thank you!

Today's my lucky day.

Akiko...

You're all the cuteness I need.

How does this help your investigation?

Why tie me up?

Hurry up and untie me!

My feet and hands, they're dying!

Hurry!

Leave soon?

Yep, he's had enough.

Pins and needles!

What's with the hand?

You can't be asking for money?

That's it exactly. The organization needs you to pay us for our service.

You're kidding?

Thanks for the meal.

That man was a good introduction for you. You did ok.

Open it and look.

A present from your last client.

How's that, eh?

This is how you'll dress from now on.

Do your best, yes?

Yes.

Late isn't it?

What?

Those two...

I wonder if they're involved.

Gujo's a bastard.

He's trying to make us look like fools.

We'll beat him up next time.

Yes! Let's punish him.

We'll put on all the stuff he's given us and whip him hard.

We'll teach him how a present can change a person.

But, you know, if you can get paid doing this...

..it's not such a bad way to make money.

Mind if I sit down?

Fine.

Last night...

..we were in the entertainment district doing surveillance on dangerous yakuza.

In front of «Sushi-ya».

During that time...

..two girls who look very similar to you were seen leaving together.

Then, shortly after they left...

..the yakuza left as well.

Wel...

I don't understand.

Last night Atsuko and I were watching videos at mine. Right?

You've told me you don't know.

You are honest girls.

But those yakuza...

..all they care about is making more money.

Avoid, at all costs.

Well, that's all.

What's with him? Thinks he's so cool.

Rude guy. Hate him!

Look! Look!

Chin up!

Excuse...

Excuse me!

I'd like to join Shintai Sobu.

That girl... I'm not sure, but think she wants this as thanks for those presents.

We can't have Eyecatch Junction exposed...

Plus she's pitiful.

We can't have her can we?

Chief can't find out we've been mean!

I'm joining!

We can't let you join.

Our group only accepts stylish women.

I'm afraid you're not quite right.

Is that right?

I think Atsuko is the least-pretty, masculine one...

What's that?! She just said it's nothing to do with looks.

That's cleared things up.

Sorry I disturbed you.

I have something I want to ask you all.

Kyoko Iida's murder the other day; what was that all about?

I'm leaving. I have a report to do.

Me too. I should be practising on my piano.

I...

I propably shouldn't have come after all...

Kyoko's death... it's taboo.

Wasn't she also a member of the organization?

At first...

..it was Akiko, Kyoko and I.

The three of us started it out of curiosity, as kind of a joke.

But we also wanted the money.

And then he came along?

Right.

At first we thought we'd be safe with them behind us.

We thought we'd have bodyguards.

But before you knew it, he was using you.

Kyoko was troubled by it all.

His underlings treated her as a plaything.

She was raped. It was horrible.

I still want to quit.

You lot just want to scare us.

We began all this without you.

Now you won't let us go.

I like our arrangement.

Whose ernings have we all profited from?

What money is there?

You don't even buy us decent Miso.

I don't understand.

Why only work with girls from our district?

I can do what I want.

Can't allow it.

I'm the boss of this organization.

You don't care about the organization.

Kyoko was a member as well.

Akiko...

You killed her.

I told you not to get cocky.

You girls are dealing with men who are far too important.

And the police?

We could go to them... tell them everything!

You can only do that if you're alive.

The police...

Go to the police.

Kyoko.

It's my fault Kyoko's dead.

She tried to save us.

Because she went to them?

No more!

Where they headed?

Nearby.

As it's out first time out.

You could do with one more.

After all, I have helped you get this far.

It's you.

Correct. I'm «Secret Eyecatch».

You'll let me join now?

You're welcome with me.

Me too.

Thought so!

We're here.

Come out!

Meet me!

I don't know who you are...

..but anyone who wants to confront me over Akiko has real guts.

This is a joke.

Show yourself!

Why you lot?

We're the ones who brought you here.

Policewomen.

However, we're a bit different from the norm.

What?

You two!

Quit fooling around.

Enjoy killing them.

Not so fast.

We have something up our sleeve.

Together we are...

Eyecatch!

Junction!

You're a natural, eh?

This is just what I love.

Fun's over.

One by one.

I'll take my time.

Hey!

I'm feeling good!

Now!

We did it!

We have to move it.

We don't want secret crime-fighting to end with this bastard, right?

That's right.

One more thing to do.

Huh? This is...

Hey, get up!

You're perverted.

What are you doing with this?

Why you two?

We're here to catch the underwear thief.

Great! We've got our underwear thief!