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The first time I came to this place,
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I wondered how a place so beautiful,
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so perfect could make me so sad.
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Eventually I figured out it,
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it's because I had no
one to share it with.
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I feel like I know you so well,
but I don't know you at all.
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Tuesday can't come soon enough.
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(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT ON PHONE)
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(LOON CALLING)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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MAN (IN DISTANCE:) Drop it! Drop it!
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Oh my God. No! No! No!
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(SCREAMING)
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Guy out with his metal detector
this morning found the body.
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Metal detector guy check out?
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Oh, yeah. Barn Phillips...
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he splits his leisure time
between metal detecting
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and blackout drinking.
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Is he known to get violent
on his way to blackout?
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Sir, the only thing that Barn
is murdering is his liver.
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Okay, Shaw...
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SAM: Yeah.
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What's it going to take to get
you to stop calling me "sir"?
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Well, you could step down,
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make me the chief, that would do it.
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I cannot, in good conscience,
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turn over the reins to
someone who hasn't taken
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their marksmanship recertification test.
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- That this week?
- This week is the last week, yes.
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There are slots Wednesday
at six, Thursday at eight.
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Actually, I'm going in tonight at nine.
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What times work for you?
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Uh, Thursday at eight, you said,
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and Wednesday at six... I mean, I...
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come to think of it, I could...
I could probably do tonight.
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Yeah, I could... I can
make that work. Yup.
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Great. Tonight.
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I'll book us in.
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Great.
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SAM: What do we got?
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Male, mid-to-late twenties.
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Initial examination shows evidence
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of blunt force trauma
to the back of the head.
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Identification?
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Not yet.
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We did find a cell
phone a few feet away,
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but we haven't been
able to unlock it yet.
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No other ID on him,
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I did find something
interesting, though.
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More interesting than
a bubble-wrapped body?
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About even, I'd say.
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Um, you know, some people
have this weird fetish
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where they... they need
to pop these things.
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Not me, but some...
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(POPPING)
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See, I can stop at one.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Wes?
- (CLEARING THROAT)
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I found this tucked into
the waistband of his jeans.
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- Calling card?
- You think?
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BOYLE: I don't know,
but if it's calling card,
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it could indicate more to come.
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Yeah, more we haven't found
yet. Could we take a look?
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I was just waiting for
you two. Little help?
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SAM: Well, I don't recognize him.
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We're gonna have to get into that phone.
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(POPPING)
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I don't feel good about that one.
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(SIGHING)
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- You know what surprises me?
- What?
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That we walked into a
genuinely interesting mystery
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and there's no sign of Harley Carter.
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Well, if it's as
interesting as you say it is,
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he will be up to his neck
in it by the second act.
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Yeah, you're starting to talk like him.
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Oh, I know.
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(CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, is that little girl
still giving me the stink eye?
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DAVE: Oh, yeah. Big time.
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Yeah, well, tough. I
got to this horse first,
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I won it fair and square.
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Hey, not that I don't
love getting chicken pox,
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but, uh, is there a reason
why we're here right now?
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I got a message last night
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on one of the Call
Carter message boards
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from a potential client
saying to meet him here.
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It was signed "Precocious
Eight-year-old."
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Could be any one of these people.
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I'm thinking maybe the
red-haired kid back there.
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He looks a little suspicious.
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The one that's eating his snot?
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- Are you kidding me? There's no way.
- Shh, be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
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VOICE: Psst.
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Hey, did we just get "psst-ed" at?
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Ah! Hey!
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- HARLEY: It's Vijay!
- Hey, guys!
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Vijay, when did you get back into town?
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Yesterday!
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Why didn't you call us?
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WOMAN: Hey, you can't do that!
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Hey. I did, I sent you a note.
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I'm the Precocious eight-year-old.
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- You're the client?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Hop on horse, man! Come on!
- Let's go.
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That's a very bad
idea. Can you stop this?
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Sorry, buddy. Harley
paid for a whole hour.
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I'm just surprisingly unfit.
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Take my hand!
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(GRUNTING, THUDDING) Ouch!
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Ow.
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- Why all the secrecy?
- It's bad.
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- It's really bad.
- Well, how bad can it be?
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Well, try Call Carter
episode 308 kind of bad.
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You killed Jeff Probst the
host of Survivor?
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Was that episode 308? No, no.
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What was the one where Blake
Shelton falls in love online,
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then is falsely accused of killing her?
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You fell in love with
someone who's now dead?
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No, no, no, no, and maybe.
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You know how I monitor the
Call Carter message boards?
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- Of course. Who doesn't?
- I don't.
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Well, there was this one
guy I was talking to...
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@jitterjuicejoe and that one night,
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well, it turned into two nights...
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Oh, you fell in love online.
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I don't know. I've never
done anything like this before
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and he was special. Yeah,
and he was from Bishop,
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unlike the fakes and
flakes in Hollywood.
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So, yeah, I got my hopes up.
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And I hopped on a plane yesterday
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and we were supposed to meet last night,
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but, um... he didn't show up.
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And then, you found him dead?
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No, I didn't find him at all!
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I don't know his name.
He was @jitterjuicejoe
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and I was always @BrownSugar.
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If anything happened to him,
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@BrownSugar's gonna
be all over his phone.
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No, no, not exactly.
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When we finally got around
to exchanging photos,
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I sent him a photo of you and I
at Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers.
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You know, the one where
I had perfect hair.
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I remember it. You looked
amazing. What's your point?
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Well, he looked at the
picture and got confused.
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Oh my God. He thought he was
flirting with Harley Carter
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- on the message boards.
- Yeah.
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You tricked someone into
falling in love with me?
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- 'Cause that's Harley's job.
- I liked him so much,
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I didn't want to tell him the truth.
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If you like someone that much,
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that's exactly when you're
supposed to tell them the truth.
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I know, I know. And
now he's gonna hate me.
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And either he's dead or not,
I don't know, but I'm gonna be
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accused of murder and
I don't know what to do!
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I'm freaking out right now, Harley!
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Just calm down, Vijay. Calm down.
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Yeah. Okay, can I be this guy?
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Do you think maybe it's possible
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that this is just a case of
he's just not that into you
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and you got ghosted?
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- (LAUGHING) Oh, Dave, come on.
- What?
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The guy thought he was meeting me.
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Of course he's gonna show up.
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Come back when you have
something that's useful.
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Vijay, don't worry.
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We'll find this guy and he'll be fine.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You think we're gonna
let anything happen
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to the man who loves me?
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey, Dot, Vijay's gonna crash
with us for a little while.
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He's gonna sleep on the couch.
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Or I could get your old crib.
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Well, I'm taller than you.
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I'm only three feet tall,
so I wouldn't sound so proud.
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Dave Leigh,
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I need to speak to you for a second.
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Oh... Dave's in trouble.
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Nah, she's all bark.
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- DOT: David! Now!
- Okay.
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All right, Vijay, tell
me whether you know
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about @jitterjuicejoe, and
don't say he's wonderful
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'cause there's a million
Mr. Wonderfuls out there,
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no one's ever gonna hook up with them.
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Job?
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Yes, but I don't know what it is.
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Okay. Family?
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I know he has a mom.
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Thank you. That narrows it down
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to the entire human race.
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What did you two talk about?
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Everything. Yeah, I
know his favourite song,
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it's "Mr. Blue Sky."
I know he loves his dad,
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but doesn't know whether he likes him.
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I know he wants to make
his mark on the world,
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but also hates that he wants
to make his mark on the world.
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I know tons!
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Come on, I need real clues here.
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Think.
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- He sent me a video from his apartment.
- Let's go.
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Hey, uh, can you keep
the cops out of this?
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- Why?
- Because if something did happen,
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I'd be the number one suspect.
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No. I would be the number one suspect.
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Thank you for that.
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Yeah, for like two seconds, then
it'd be all Vijay, all the time.
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And then, the agency will
find out I'm not in Aspen,
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pitching Topher Grace
and they will fire me.
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You have to promise no police,
a Harley Carter promise.
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I promise.
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Okay.
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All right, let's see this.
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It isn't much, but it's home.
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I haven't let anyone inside since Mark,
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but I... I think I'm ready, so come over.
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I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
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Bye.
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- Who's Mark?
- Uh, his last boyfriend.
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Yeah, he, uh... he broke
Jitterjuicejoe's heart.
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You didn't think last boyfriend
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was more important than "Mr. Blue Sky"?
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Now, we watch it again.
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It isn't much, but...
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Yeah, I'd be happy to
drive you into town,
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but what's wrong with your car?
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I might need a getaway driver.
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Uh, we're not robbing any banks, are we?
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'Cause fool me once...
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I just need someone
and it can't be Harley.
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Will you do it?
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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But you didn't say we're
not robbing any banks.
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Hey, where are you going?
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DOT: I don't answer to you!
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Sam?
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They unlocked this phone we
found near the crime scene.
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Anything interesting? I'm gonna say yes.
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Uh, it belongs to a
guy named Ben Lyndecker.
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Should I know that name?
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Maybe. Can I read you a text?
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- Yeah.
- "I can't swim,
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but I'm ready to drown in you."
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It's a little cheesy, but
the sentiments are lovely.
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Point, please?
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There's tons of these and they're all...
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from Harley Carter,
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who sometimes calls himself @BrownSugar.
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What?
250
00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:20,100
"You're a mystery I look
forward to solving." Eww!
251
00:09:20,134 --> 00:09:22,235
Harley?!
252
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,037
Are you messing with me?
253
00:09:24,205 --> 00:09:25,606
- No.
- No.
254
00:09:26,074 --> 00:09:28,141
(GASPING)
255
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,143
Oh, well, that was just...
256
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,779
that was more graphic
than I had expected.
257
00:09:32,814 --> 00:09:35,615
- HARLEY: I know where @jitterjuicejoe lives.
- VIJAY: How?
258
00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:38,395
You would know too, if you
weren't just pretending to be me.
259
00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:40,330
You see, you watch this video
with only one of your senses.
260
00:09:40,354 --> 00:09:42,989
I watched with all five
of mine and a sixth sense
261
00:09:43,024 --> 00:09:45,125
that I haven't come up
with a cool name for yet.
262
00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,626
Okay, first things first, that...
263
00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,462
- (CLANKING)
- ... that's a garbage truck.
264
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,376
By the timecode, we can
see this video was taken
265
00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:51,798
on a Tuesday morning.
266
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,510
So, we look up what
neighbourhoods in Bishop
267
00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:55,635
that gets its garbage
picked-up on Tuesday morning.
268
00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,604
Next up, you hear that?
269
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,039
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
270
00:09:59,107 --> 00:10:01,752
- An elevator.
- Right. So, what are we looking for?
271
00:10:01,776 --> 00:10:04,010
VIJAY: Apartment building. Nice.
272
00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:05,512
Now, look at the coffee mug.
273
00:10:05,546 --> 00:10:08,792
It says "Phil's Fuels." There
are three Phil's Fuels in Bishop,
274
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,450
but one in a neighbourhood
275
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,953
that gets its garbage picked
up on Tuesdays mornings.
276
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,055
- Okay. I'm impressed.
- I'm not done.
277
00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:16,823
See the light coming through the window?
278
00:10:16,858 --> 00:10:18,859
Now, this church steeple
across the street,
279
00:10:18,893 --> 00:10:21,962
the light gets blocked
only on the first floors,
280
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,441
so, we're looking at the second
floor, but I already knew that.
281
00:10:24,465 --> 00:10:25,565
What? How?
282
00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,000
Look at your boy.
283
00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:29,002
On the windowsill, right in back of him?
284
00:10:29,036 --> 00:10:32,506
All right, let's go in
and see if anyone's home.
285
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:35,208
Wait, wait, wait,
wait. What if I'm wrong?
286
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,843
What if he found out I'm not you
287
00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:38,745
and Dave's right and
I'm just being ghosted?
288
00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:41,515
Vijay, whatever we find up
there is gonna to be the truth
289
00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,429
or at least get us one
step closer to the truth,
290
00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:45,218
and that's always a good thing.
291
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:48,722
No, no. That's easy for you
to say 'cause you're you.
292
00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:52,058
Being Harley Carter is only two
thirds amazing natural ability
293
00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:53,693
and one third having the confidence
294
00:10:53,728 --> 00:10:56,396
in that amazing natural ability.
295
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,175
You know what, Vijay? Show
me your confident walk.
296
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,232
Come on, do it.
297
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,068
Yes. Work. Supermodel walking.
298
00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:04,505
Yes! Confidence, here we go. Keep going.
299
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,274
Vijay are you trying to
seduce me? 'Cause it's working!
300
00:11:07,341 --> 00:11:09,376
Sashay. Chante.
301
00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:10,477
Vijay, come!
302
00:11:10,511 --> 00:11:12,312
What?
303
00:11:12,346 --> 00:11:15,515
Okay, now that we're in, how do
we get inside Ben's apartment?
304
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,617
Vijay, you mistake me
for a man with a plan.
305
00:11:17,652 --> 00:11:19,319
That's Matt Leblanc.
306
00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:23,056
I never go in prepared,
there's no fun in that.
307
00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:28,061
Things and people always have
a way of revealing themselves.
308
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,666
Oh, hey. See what I'm talking about?
309
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,733
Ma'am, Ma'am... I am...
310
00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:36,647
- Hi.
- Harley Carter, I know who you are,
311
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,371
and I know why you're here.
312
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,646
I know all about you because
Ben's told me all about you.
313
00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:42,209
Oh. All good things I hope.
314
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,911
Otherwise, I hope you don't
have a Twitter account.
315
00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:46,980
This is my good buddy. He
may have killed someone.
316
00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:48,682
No.
317
00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,828
Are you here to see Ben? Because
I haven't seen him lately.
318
00:11:50,852 --> 00:11:52,696
Maybe for a couple
days. I'm the neighbour.
319
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,154
I'm Roz. I'm always around here.
320
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:57,991
I know, kind of like a
character in a TV show, huh?
321
00:11:58,025 --> 00:12:00,026
No, no, no. Those character
are always annoying,
322
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:03,330
you know, crazy, statement
jewellery, that's not you.
323
00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:06,199
Any idea where we might find Ben?
324
00:12:06,234 --> 00:12:07,834
Well, I thought that he was with you
325
00:12:07,869 --> 00:12:09,402
because he told me you had a date.
326
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,905
He's a good boy, so please
don't play with his heart.
327
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,208
Oh, yeah, I'll be kind to
him. I'm a very generous lover.
328
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,244
We were supposed to meet
up, but he never showed
329
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,246
and now I'm worried.
330
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,581
Well, tell you what, I water
his plants when he's away,
331
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,850
so I do have a key.
332
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,422
Whoa. It's perfect. Nice.
333
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,958
Feels so weird being in your
potential boyfriend's house
334
00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:33,727
before you've met your actual boyfriend.
335
00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:35,195
- It's perfect.
- (BEEPING)
336
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:38,098
(SNIFFING) What is that ungodly smell?
337
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,900
Yeah, and the beeping.
338
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,034
(BEEPING)
339
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:42,469
It's an alarm clock.
340
00:12:42,536 --> 00:12:44,404
The lessons continue.
What does that tell us?
341
00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:47,040
The snooze button's broken.
342
00:12:47,074 --> 00:12:50,443
I don't know. Wait, where are you going?
343
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,146
HARLEY: I am following my nose
344
00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:56,249
to the source of that remarkable smell.
345
00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:57,717
- (WATER SLOSHING)
- Ugh.
346
00:12:57,752 --> 00:12:59,486
Ooh.
347
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,621
This was in the sink.
348
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:05,292
Probably put in there to thaw.
I'd say it's a little past due.
349
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:09,729
This is the apartment of someone
who 100% was meant to come home.
350
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:10,997
But didn't.
351
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:13,767
(PHONE RINGING)
352
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:15,835
No, no, no. Dude,
don't... don't answer that.
353
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:17,003
(PHONE RINGING)
354
00:13:17,071 --> 00:13:18,638
(IN GERMAN ACCENT:) Hello?
355
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,808
This is Detective Sam
Shaw from Bishop P.D.
356
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,110
Am I speaking with Ben Lyndecker?
357
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:26,680
No, this is the Leif Gunterbloom.
358
00:13:26,747 --> 00:13:28,181
I am a travel writer,
359
00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:30,517
writing about the
topiaries here in Bishop.
360
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:32,852
Harley. What is going on?
361
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,754
Man! What gave me away?
362
00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:36,957
Was it the topiaries? Little too quirky.
363
00:13:36,991 --> 00:13:39,759
Why are you answering Ben
Lyndecker's phone? Put him on.
364
00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:41,828
Um, he's not home right now.
365
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,997
Then why are you doing in his apartment?
366
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:48,034
And Harley, that is the first
of many questions I have for you.
367
00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:49,703
Um, maybe I should come down.
368
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,538
- Maybe?!
- Oh.
369
00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:54,808
Okay, you can't tell her I'm
here. Okay? You made a promise.
370
00:13:54,842 --> 00:13:57,444
I'll try to. You stay
here in case he shows up.
371
00:13:57,478 --> 00:13:58,855
Wait, wait, no. What if he does show up?
372
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,480
I don't know what to say!
373
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,983
Also, this is not the outfit
I pictured myself wearing.
374
00:14:03,017 --> 00:14:04,995
We don't have time to buy you
a fireman's outfit right now.
375
00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:07,053
We want him to show
up, it means he's alive.
376
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,322
I know, but I don't
know what... Harley...
377
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:11,558
You're gonna do great.
Just don't touch anything.
378
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,963
(SIGHING)
379
00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:21,868
Hi, Ben. Hey, Vijay here.
380
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,037
I know. I know.
381
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,206
I know. I'd be disappointed too.
382
00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:30,510
(SIGHING)
383
00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:35,982
Whoa...
384
00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:37,851
Oh, crap.
385
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:42,250
You think you can just drag me
in here, rake me over the coals
386
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,460
and treat me like I'm
some two-bit hoodlum?
387
00:14:44,528 --> 00:14:46,462
Like we haven't had a history, Sam?
388
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:49,325
Harley, you were the one who
insisted on doing this in here.
389
00:14:49,392 --> 00:14:51,093
I was perfectly fine at my desk.
390
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:54,163
I just wanted to see what it was
like on this side of the table.
391
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,633
Wow, it's a whole different energy!
392
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,169
You know? I never get cast as criminals.
393
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:02,004
I guess it's the dimples
394
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:05,507
Harley, Ben Lyndecker's phone
was found at a crime scene,
395
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,677
- near a body.
- A body?
396
00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:11,647
We're 100% sure it was not Ben's body?
397
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,515
Yes, but there could be a connection
398
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,894
between that body and this phone.
399
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:16,418
Can I see the body?
400
00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:18,287
No, but you can see the phone
401
00:15:18,321 --> 00:15:20,255
because there are tons of gushingly
402
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,458
romantic texts from you.
403
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:24,493
"We haven't even met and
I feel like you know me
404
00:15:24,527 --> 00:15:26,195
better than most of
my so-called friends.
405
00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:27,930
Like you see the real me,
406
00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:30,432
the version that I hope to be."
407
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,800
- I didn't write that.
- I know.
408
00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:33,035
I called Ben's work.
409
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,447
They haven't seen him in three days.
410
00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:35,838
They are very worried.
411
00:15:35,872 --> 00:15:37,473
There is clearly a connection
412
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:40,309
between the body at the
beach and your missing person.
413
00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:42,044
So, Harley, no more games.
414
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:43,779
Your client could be that connection.
415
00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:45,147
He isn't.
416
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:46,849
(DOOR OPENING) VIJAY: I'm the client.
417
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:48,350
SAM: Vijay, what...
418
00:15:48,385 --> 00:15:49,551
what the hell is going on?
419
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:50,853
I'm @BrownSugar.
420
00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,455
Well, technically, I am @BrownSugar.
421
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:57,225
Ben Lyndecker and I were
sort of pre-dating online.
422
00:15:57,313 --> 00:16:00,782
But there was some confusion
and he thought that I was Harley.
423
00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,484
And you didn't correct him.
424
00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:05,020
I messed up, yes. But we
were supposed to meet up
425
00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:07,523
and I was going to come
clean, but he never showed.
426
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,159
Well, his phone was
found beside a dead body.
427
00:16:10,193 --> 00:16:12,194
Not Ben's body.
428
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,429
But we need to know
everything that you know.
429
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,765
Well, that's why I'm here.
I think I have a suspect.
430
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:19,134
I found this.
431
00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:22,871
It's a restraining order filed
by Ben against a Mark Turner.
432
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,640
- The ex-boyfriend.
- Apparently,
433
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:26,752
but he never said anything
about a restraining order.
434
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,277
Okay. Well, I need to run this,
435
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:30,646
find out who and where
this guy is. This is good.
436
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,348
Stay close. This might
be the break that we need.
437
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,317
Oh, Vijay, I'm glad you met someone.
438
00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:40,155
Well, technically, I met someone,
but yeah, congrats, Vijay.
439
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:41,857
Hey, so, uh, what do we do now?
440
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,459
We don't do anything. I am
going back to the apartment.
441
00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:46,795
You are going to my house to relax.
442
00:16:46,829 --> 00:16:49,731
Relax?! How?!
443
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,166
(DAVE EXHALING SHARPLY)
444
00:16:51,201 --> 00:16:54,002
DAVE: Okay, we're here.
445
00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:55,237
Now, can you tell me why?
446
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,006
You cannot tell this to Harley. Promise.
447
00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,708
Okay. I promise.
448
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,176
I'm having coffee with a man.
449
00:17:01,211 --> 00:17:02,811
Don't say anything!
450
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:09,251
It's too early. I can't do this. Drive.
451
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,652
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- Stop.
452
00:17:10,687 --> 00:17:13,255
This is ridiculous. I'm a young woman,
453
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,158
and this is what Koji would
have wanted. He told me so.
454
00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:19,761
I need adult, human conversation.
455
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:22,397
I can't sit at home,
listening to you and Harley
456
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:26,568
argue about Pizza Pockets
vs. Hot Pockets every night.
457
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:30,405
So, a person showed me how to
use an online dating service.
458
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,442
I was only on for one day and
someone asked me for a coffee
459
00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,744
because, obviously, I'm hot stuff.
460
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,680
I let him dangle for two weeks,
461
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:41,216
but last night...
462
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:43,352
I said yes.
463
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:46,221
I think this is the right thing to do,
464
00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,724
and then I think about
Harley finding out
465
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,626
and I think it's the wrong thing to do.
466
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:53,562
Dot, Dot, Dot, it's
just coffee! That's it.
467
00:17:53,596 --> 00:17:56,898
You deserve to real conversation
and connecting with someone.
468
00:17:56,933 --> 00:18:00,636
And... I'm proud of you for this.
469
00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:02,943
And everybody knows it's all
about the Hot Pockets, okay?
470
00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:05,608
End of debate. Now, go. Get out of here.
471
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:08,277
Thank you. You're welcome.
472
00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:12,781
Wait for a minute just
in case he's a psycho.
473
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,717
(CHUCKLING) Like you
can't handle a psycho.
474
00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,252
True. Go.
475
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,421
Yeah. Okay.
476
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:26,261
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
477
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,733
- Oh.
- Hey.
478
00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:33,935
Something's really happening
and you're investigating,
479
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,405
and I know exactly what you're thinking.
480
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,140
I'd love to know what I'm thinking.
481
00:18:38,174 --> 00:18:39,775
You're thinking, "Oh, yeah, here she is,
482
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:41,343
the nosy neighbour, huh,
483
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,445
pretending to ask all
the innocent questions,
484
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:45,447
but really she knows something
485
00:18:45,481 --> 00:18:48,016
and she's asking questions
to figure out what you know."
486
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,584
I honestly wasn't thinking that.
487
00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:52,487
But now you are. And the longer I talk,
488
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,955
the more suspicious it seems.
489
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,757
And now, if I say I don't know anything,
490
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,993
it's really going to look
like I know something.
491
00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,695
And, hey, how 'bout me
492
00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:01,407
having the key to Ben's
apartment at the ready?
493
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,865
Huh? You think I did it, don't you?
494
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,435
- Did what?
- Whatever it is you think I did.
495
00:19:06,469 --> 00:19:08,937
Hey. Remember when you said
496
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:11,940
you're like the neighbour down
the hall in all those TV shows?
497
00:19:11,974 --> 00:19:13,975
Not true. You've already
had way too many lines.
498
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:18,447
Those people don't never
get this much screen time.
499
00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,015
Thank you.
500
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:31,326
501
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:39,201
(PHONE RINGING)
502
00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:40,369
VIJAY: Hello?
503
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:41,903
Hey, Vijay, when you were here,
504
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,206
you didn't happen to leave
a gun on the table, did you?
505
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,742
Gun? What? No. Of course not.
506
00:19:46,809 --> 00:19:48,477
And I would tell you.
507
00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,579
Did you take a bath in my tub?
508
00:19:50,646 --> 00:19:53,982
You told me to relax!
And how did you know?
509
00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,884
Either swapped faces with John Travolta
510
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:59,187
or you're wearing my
Brazilian mahogany nut
511
00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:00,589
skin conditioning mask.
512
00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:02,201
You know how expensive those things are?
513
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:05,494
Okay, now that is crazy.
How could you possibly...
514
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:08,397
Because I'm a detective and the
way you said the word "relax",
515
00:20:08,431 --> 00:20:10,265
it sounded like your face was in a vice.
516
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,810
Can you tell me what
I'm doing right now?
517
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,001
- Uh...
- No, you can't,
518
00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:15,337
because you only have five senses!
519
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:18,006
(TOILET FLUSHING)
520
00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:25,046
Hey.
521
00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:27,249
- I know who you are.
- Harley Carter.
522
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:28,861
You're in that root
beer commercial, right?
523
00:20:28,885 --> 00:20:31,052
Roobidoo's Root Beer. The
Cadillac of root beers.
524
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:34,122
Cadillac of root beers, yeah.
525
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,624
Who are you?
526
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:37,426
Dennis. Dennis.
527
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,028
I'm a real... real,
real old friend of Ben's.
528
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:41,596
And I heard he might be in trouble,
529
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,398
so I wanted to come
by, see if I could help.
530
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,567
Yeah, same here, same here.
531
00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:47,803
This is great. Two heads
are better than one.
532
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,114
You search that side of the apartment
533
00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:50,272
I'll search this side.
534
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:52,274
Sure.
535
00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,443
- Thanks, Mark.
- Yep.
536
00:20:54,477 --> 00:20:56,978
Oh. Made you look.
537
00:20:58,948 --> 00:21:01,583
Are you under the impression
538
00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:05,620
that I walked into your trap?
539
00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:08,323
Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
540
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,892
Take it easy, okay?
541
00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:12,494
I'm not much of a shot,
542
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:14,629
but six feet isn't much of a distance.
543
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,108
Yeah, but what would
you say if I told you
544
00:21:16,132 --> 00:21:17,599
there are no bullets in that gun?
545
00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,167
I would ask you why...
546
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:21,970
why did you bring a gun
that didn't have bullets?
547
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:25,340
Because I... I was trying to scare you.
548
00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:27,609
Away from Ben.
549
00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:28,844
I'm trying to help Ben.
550
00:21:28,911 --> 00:21:30,111
By getting into his pants?
551
00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:32,247
(CHUCKLING) I have zero interest
552
00:21:32,281 --> 00:21:34,583
in the contents of Ben's slacks.
553
00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:36,017
Hey, listen, man.
554
00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:39,588
Easy. I have a sixth sense, okay?
555
00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:43,859
I call it my "Harley Sense-o-Rama."
556
00:21:43,926 --> 00:21:45,460
Huh?
557
00:21:49,198 --> 00:21:51,466
I guess there were bullets in that gun.
558
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:52,767
Oops.
559
00:21:57,451 --> 00:21:59,351
Damn you, Sense-o-Rama!
560
00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:06,902
What have you done with Ben?!
561
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,380
- What have I done with Ben?!
- ROZ: Oh my!
562
00:22:08,404 --> 00:22:10,739
What have you done with Ben?!
563
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,007
(GRUNTING)
564
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,676
Did I get him? Did I get him?
565
00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:16,245
You gotta stop kicking me!
566
00:22:16,312 --> 00:22:18,480
Oh, well, I don't think I
like that tone very much.
567
00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:20,883
I'm trying to help you,
Harley. But you know what?
568
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:23,819
I have taken self defence classes.
569
00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:25,921
You just gotta meet me halfway!
570
00:22:25,989 --> 00:22:28,223
Oh, I think I did get
you there. Sorry, Harley.
571
00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:31,426
(SCREAMING) He's biting me!
572
00:22:31,494 --> 00:22:34,530
That's exactly what I
learned in self defence.
573
00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:36,064
Just call the cops, please!
574
00:22:36,099 --> 00:22:38,433
Oh, yeah.
575
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,736
(SCREAMING)
576
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,539
Come on. Come on.
577
00:22:46,109 --> 00:22:48,443
BOYLE: Look, I'm no Dr.
Phil, but a restraining order
578
00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:50,879
is a very clear signal that
the relationship is over.
579
00:22:50,914 --> 00:22:52,347
Where were you Saturday night?
580
00:22:52,382 --> 00:22:54,193
Oh, you mean when Harley
Carter's goons kidnapped Ben?
581
00:22:54,217 --> 00:22:56,829
- I'm sorry?
- Yeah, I was at the lake that night.
582
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:59,688
- Stalking Ben.
- I was protecting Ben,
583
00:22:59,722 --> 00:23:01,123
because I knew he got involved
584
00:23:01,191 --> 00:23:02,858
with this Hollywood sleazoid guy.
585
00:23:02,892 --> 00:23:05,060
And to be honest with you,
I'm the one who loves Ben.
586
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:06,762
Let's get back to these goons.
587
00:23:06,796 --> 00:23:08,597
Two guys.
588
00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:10,732
It was dark, okay, I couldn't hear them,
589
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:12,768
but I... I heard Ben scream.
590
00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:14,203
And then, I heard a scuffle.
591
00:23:14,237 --> 00:23:15,548
And you didn't even try to stop them
592
00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:17,105
from taking the man you "love"?
593
00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,941
Excuse me? It all
happened so fast. Okay?
594
00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:21,710
And to be honest with you, that
is exactly why I bought a gun,
595
00:23:21,744 --> 00:23:23,612
'cause I could rescue Ben.
596
00:23:23,646 --> 00:23:25,380
His story stinks. Your
story stinks, Mark.
597
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,039
We know something happened at the lake
598
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,208
and my money is on you being
in the middle of it. Refalski!
599
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,877
I want you to take this guy away
600
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,845
and let him think about
the error of his ways.
601
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,148
We'll talk to him again when
he's got his story straight.
602
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,193
You can't do that because I
actually didn't do anything.
603
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,217
Are you kidding me?
604
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:42,487
- Illegal possession of a firearm.
- Violation of a restraining order.
605
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,066
And you messed with someone on my list.
606
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,491
You do not get to walk away from that.
607
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:50,062
- Get him out of here.
- You don't know love!
608
00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:53,101
Sorry.
609
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,404
It's hard for me to maintain
my neutral with that guy.
610
00:23:55,438 --> 00:23:57,105
Yeah, well, I'll, uh,
611
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,308
make sure that I don't mess
with anyone on your list.
612
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,476
What makes you think
you're not on my list?
613
00:24:07,451 --> 00:24:09,752
- Hey.
- Hey.
614
00:24:10,086 --> 00:24:12,654
You heard all that?
615
00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:15,224
- I... I don't think he did it.
- Mark?
616
00:24:15,258 --> 00:24:17,960
He's insane, but his
insane logic tracks.
617
00:24:17,994 --> 00:24:20,462
When we were fighting he
was convinced that I had Ben.
618
00:24:20,496 --> 00:24:23,265
So, we have just two mystery voices.
619
00:24:23,299 --> 00:24:25,500
Not just. Wes just texted.
620
00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:28,570
He's got a lead on the bubble
wrap from your body by the lake.
621
00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:34,676
SAM: What were they
doing in a box factory?
622
00:24:37,113 --> 00:24:40,082
They actually wrapped the body
in a clue to the crime scene.
623
00:24:40,116 --> 00:24:42,618
Yeah, I think we can eliminate
624
00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:44,620
criminal masterminds
off of our suspect list.
625
00:24:44,654 --> 00:24:46,255
They jimmied the back door,
626
00:24:46,289 --> 00:24:47,766
so they knew this place was abandoned.
627
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,258
Oh!
628
00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:51,460
Bubble wrap.
629
00:24:51,494 --> 00:24:53,495
Ah, Sam, you remember this place?
630
00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:55,130
Oh, yeah.
631
00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:57,599
We used to have all our
marching band after parties here.
632
00:24:57,634 --> 00:24:59,334
- (HARLEY POPPING BUBBLE)
- Don't do that.
633
00:24:59,369 --> 00:25:00,535
You were in a marching band?
634
00:25:00,603 --> 00:25:01,970
Yeah. It was a thing.
635
00:25:02,005 --> 00:25:05,707
Nobody parties like a marching band.
636
00:25:05,775 --> 00:25:08,377
Full disclosure... and this
doesn't leave this room...
637
00:25:08,444 --> 00:25:11,146
three years of figure skating.
638
00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:12,814
Mom had a dream.
639
00:25:12,849 --> 00:25:15,661
So, if you need a grown ass black
man to do a triple Lutz, I'm your guy.
640
00:25:15,685 --> 00:25:17,419
Chief Yamaguchi.
641
00:25:20,623 --> 00:25:24,059
Anyone here play Texas Hold'em?
642
00:25:24,093 --> 00:25:26,795
I will play with you, I
just won't play with her.
643
00:25:26,863 --> 00:25:28,397
Once in a while I get lucky.
644
00:25:28,431 --> 00:25:30,199
Yeah, well I'm not too shabby myself.
645
00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:34,736
I will gladly lose $500
to watch you lose $500.
646
00:25:34,771 --> 00:25:36,471
Shaw, what do you see?
647
00:25:36,539 --> 00:25:40,776
I see, these two folded early...
648
00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:42,945
Serious pot and why wouldn't it be?
649
00:25:42,979 --> 00:25:45,147
Got a two and three of
diamonds on the flop.
650
00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,648
Six of diamonds on the river.
651
00:25:46,716 --> 00:25:49,284
Anybody with a diamond
is riding this one down.
652
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,453
Well, this guy was bluffing hard.
653
00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:55,057
This would be the dealer...
654
00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:58,627
Two pair. Jacks over fours.
655
00:25:58,661 --> 00:26:00,372
All these diamonds floating
around on the table,
656
00:26:00,396 --> 00:26:05,000
and he's sticking in it with two pair?
657
00:26:05,068 --> 00:26:08,337
Here it is. Four of diamonds.
658
00:26:08,404 --> 00:26:11,740
Harley, the body that we found
had a five of diamonds on it.
659
00:26:11,774 --> 00:26:13,242
What?
660
00:26:13,276 --> 00:26:15,911
(POPPING BUBBLE WRAP)
661
00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:20,282
Sorry, I just wanted to do
that for dramatic effect.
662
00:26:20,316 --> 00:26:23,185
So, the guy has a five
of diamonds in his pocket
663
00:26:23,253 --> 00:26:25,921
hoping to draw a straight flush?
664
00:26:25,955 --> 00:26:27,489
Nah, that's a one in a million shot.
665
00:26:27,523 --> 00:26:31,159
But if the dealer is cheating,
he palms the five of diamonds
666
00:26:31,194 --> 00:26:33,272
to keep the straight flush
out of the opponent's hand.
667
00:26:33,296 --> 00:26:35,197
- Nice!
- I told you I played cards.
668
00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:37,699
- HARLEY: And figure skated.
- And I am a detective.
669
00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:39,167
Try playing one on TV.
670
00:26:39,202 --> 00:26:41,970
SAM: Except the cheater
got caught cheating.
671
00:26:42,005 --> 00:26:43,639
This guy reached across the table,
672
00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:45,207
knocking over this beer...
673
00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:49,611
Drunken shoving dude match ensues.
674
00:26:49,646 --> 00:26:54,650
Dealer dies from blunt
force trauma to the head.
675
00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:58,120
How does this tie to Ben Lyndecker?
676
00:26:58,155 --> 00:27:01,823
I mean, yeah, on a Saturday,
but it can't be a coincidence.
677
00:27:01,858 --> 00:27:04,860
Yeah, well, maybe the prints
in here will turn up something.
678
00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:06,461
So, what's our next move?
679
00:27:06,496 --> 00:27:09,798
I'm gonna go take another
look at Ben Lyndecker's phone.
680
00:27:09,832 --> 00:27:12,868
My Harley Sense-o-Rama is tingling.
681
00:27:12,902 --> 00:27:15,404
(POPPING)
682
00:27:19,976 --> 00:27:24,212
I feel like I know you so well,
but I don't know you at all.
683
00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:26,515
Tuesday cannot come soon enough.
684
00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:27,726
What's your sixth sense saying?
685
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,152
Telling you to let me
concentrate on this.
686
00:27:30,186 --> 00:27:33,021
Why didn't you tell me you
were single ready to mingle?
687
00:27:33,056 --> 00:27:35,190
I... uh, because I
didn't think you cared.
688
00:27:35,224 --> 00:27:37,326
I know a guy who likes guys like you.
689
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,760
Oh, he likes Indian guys.
690
00:27:38,828 --> 00:27:40,996
No, he likes guys he can lift up.
691
00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,198
You know, like a doll.
692
00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:44,900
HARLEY: Button up for a sec,
693
00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:46,080
'cause I think I just found something
694
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,604
that's gonna crack this case wide open!
695
00:27:52,275 --> 00:27:55,244
This is the last selfie that Ben took.
696
00:27:55,278 --> 00:28:00,750
- So?
- No. He's alive. Well, I mean, the photo is live.
697
00:28:00,784 --> 00:28:04,920
I present to you our
missing poker players.
698
00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:07,823
We were looking for a
connection when there wasn't one.
699
00:28:07,891 --> 00:28:10,059
Ben was just in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
700
00:28:10,093 --> 00:28:11,560
He saw them with the dead dealer.
701
00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:13,229
So, they grabbed him.
702
00:28:13,263 --> 00:28:14,807
We pulled a ton of prints
from the poker game.
703
00:28:14,831 --> 00:28:17,099
No matches. These guys
might be first timers.
704
00:28:17,134 --> 00:28:18,311
If they're not stone cold killers,
705
00:28:18,335 --> 00:28:20,002
it means there's still a chance,
706
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:22,738
just a chance that Ben is
more than just a live photo.
707
00:28:22,773 --> 00:28:26,175
Sam, I've got the tiniest
little bell ringing in my head.
708
00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:27,977
Do you recognize them?
709
00:28:28,011 --> 00:28:30,646
Something is on the tip of my brain.
710
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,282
Who are you guys?
711
00:28:33,316 --> 00:28:36,485
You killed him and we
were wasted at the time.
712
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,521
So, let's get wasted and do it again.
713
00:28:38,588 --> 00:28:40,990
(MUFFLED PLEADING)
714
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,261
My boyfriend is looking for me.
715
00:28:45,295 --> 00:28:47,530
Let him look. Last I
checked, it's a big world.
716
00:28:47,597 --> 00:28:48,674
My boyfriend is Harley Carter.
717
00:28:48,698 --> 00:28:49,842
Do you know who Harley Carter is?
718
00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:52,435
Yeah, yeah. We know Harley Carter.
719
00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:54,280
Yeah, he's one of the
world's greatest detectives.
720
00:28:54,304 --> 00:28:56,372
We are not fans.
721
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,308
Well, he is real and
he is coming for me.
722
00:28:59,342 --> 00:29:02,111
You know what's real? Is that
Harley Carter is the richest
723
00:29:02,145 --> 00:29:03,979
detective in the world.
724
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:07,883
Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted.
725
00:29:07,951 --> 00:29:10,986
Harley Carter probably
has, like, fifty grand
726
00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,656
in his pants pocket at all times.
727
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:16,859
We get that money and we
don't have to kill anybody.
728
00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:18,761
We could just take off to, uh...
729
00:29:18,829 --> 00:29:21,730
Vegas, huh? Penthouse suite at Caesar's?
730
00:29:21,798 --> 00:29:25,568
Vegas. Oh, man, just make
the reservation right now.
731
00:29:25,635 --> 00:29:29,872
(LAUGHING)
732
00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:31,907
- And if that doesn't work.
- Yeah?
733
00:29:31,975 --> 00:29:33,976
Well, then we'll kill him.
734
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:39,315
No, no. This whole Topher
Grace thing is news to me.
735
00:29:39,349 --> 00:29:43,219
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I
never noticed his ears.
736
00:29:43,253 --> 00:29:46,822
But, look, I... I, yeah, I'm
just sticking around here to
737
00:29:46,857 --> 00:29:50,559
develop a movie idea. Yeah, with Harley.
738
00:29:50,594 --> 00:29:53,662
It's... it's very
modern, very Catfish-ey.
739
00:29:53,697 --> 00:29:57,032
We are hoping for a happy ending, but...
740
00:29:58,902 --> 00:30:00,402
You're not Harley Carter.
741
00:30:00,437 --> 00:30:02,872
No, no. I'm his agent.
742
00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:06,175
Perfect. We want you to
negotiate a deal for us.
743
00:30:06,209 --> 00:30:08,444
I think we can do it the
easy way or the hard way.
744
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:10,946
What's the hard way, Dougie?
745
00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:13,015
- I hit him?
- No. No.
746
00:30:20,056 --> 00:30:25,060
Dot came home, found the door
open and the place like this.
747
00:30:25,095 --> 00:30:26,729
Your friend put up a real fight.
748
00:30:26,763 --> 00:30:28,898
SAM: There's blood here.
749
00:30:28,932 --> 00:30:32,468
Not much, but all things considered.
750
00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:34,370
Not much is too much.
751
00:30:34,404 --> 00:30:36,105
What's this?
752
00:30:36,139 --> 00:30:38,351
"If you ever want to see your
agent or your boyfriend again,
753
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,286
get eight hundred thousand
dollars cash together
754
00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,978
by end of day tomorrow.
We'll be in touch."
755
00:30:46,283 --> 00:30:49,952
You will find Vijay,
you will rescue Vijay,
756
00:30:49,986 --> 00:30:52,621
and then you will be
best man at his wedding.
757
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:57,960
(STRUGGLING)
758
00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:07,952
This is really hard.
759
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,221
Okay, okay, okay.
760
00:31:10,256 --> 00:31:13,424
Yes, yes. Okay.
761
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:14,759
Who are you?
762
00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:17,195
I'm Vijay Gill! I'm here to rescue you.
763
00:31:17,229 --> 00:31:18,763
Oh, Carter sent you?
764
00:31:18,797 --> 00:31:21,099
No, not exactly.
765
00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:24,068
Uh, okay, I'm just
gonna come out with it.
766
00:31:24,103 --> 00:31:26,271
I'm Harley Carter.
767
00:31:26,305 --> 00:31:27,739
Well, I'm your Harley Carter.
768
00:31:27,773 --> 00:31:29,741
I'm obviously not the
Harley Carter, but okay,
769
00:31:29,775 --> 00:31:31,609
you know, online, on the message boards?
770
00:31:31,644 --> 00:31:34,412
That's me. Not Harley. Me. Vijay Gill.
771
00:31:34,446 --> 00:31:37,882
Okay, it feels so good
to make that clear.
772
00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:40,585
Uh... okay.
773
00:31:40,619 --> 00:31:43,254
I know you think that
made sense but it didn't.
774
00:31:43,289 --> 00:31:45,290
I'm @BrownSugar.
775
00:31:45,324 --> 00:31:48,092
No, no, no, no. Harley
Carter is @BrownSugar.
776
00:31:48,127 --> 00:31:50,395
No, no. When we were
exchanging photos, you and I,
777
00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:52,664
I sent you a photo of
me with Harley Carter,
778
00:31:52,731 --> 00:31:54,299
but you thought it was Harley Carter
779
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,411
and I didn't correct you because
I liked what was happening
780
00:31:56,435 --> 00:31:58,303
and I didn't want it to end.
781
00:31:58,337 --> 00:32:02,140
So, all of this was
you. Never Harley Carter?
782
00:32:02,174 --> 00:32:04,008
I'm sorry.
783
00:32:06,111 --> 00:32:09,247
Why would you do this? Huh?
Why wouldn't you say anything?
784
00:32:09,281 --> 00:32:11,482
Because would you have
talked to me if I did?
785
00:32:14,753 --> 00:32:17,755
So, Harley's not coming to rescue me?
786
00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:21,125
No, no, he is. We just have to help him.
787
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,927
How?
788
00:32:22,961 --> 00:32:26,130
By using my sixth
sense. My Vijay-vision.
789
00:32:26,165 --> 00:32:27,832
Your... What?
790
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:33,671
791
00:32:33,706 --> 00:32:36,541
The desktop! Okay,
can send Harley a flare
792
00:32:36,608 --> 00:32:37,775
through the message boards.
793
00:32:37,810 --> 00:32:39,777
Okay, okay.
794
00:32:39,812 --> 00:32:41,346
VIJAY: Okay, we just gotta.
795
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:44,282
Okay. Okay, great. Yes, okay.
796
00:32:44,316 --> 00:32:46,851
Just come on, come on, come on.
797
00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:49,520
Yes, team! Okay, okay.
798
00:32:49,555 --> 00:32:51,989
Now, we just have to
hunt and peck a message.
799
00:32:52,024 --> 00:32:53,624
I can't get my hands free.
800
00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:56,194
No, no, no, we have
to peck with our beaks.
801
00:32:56,228 --> 00:32:57,395
Huh? Okay?
802
00:32:57,463 --> 00:33:01,032
Okay, okay. I almost
got it. Almost got it.
803
00:33:02,401 --> 00:33:07,171
Okay, I got it, I got it.
Okay, now, just type in C.
804
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:10,541
Okay.
805
00:33:10,576 --> 00:33:12,343
A.
806
00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:13,511
Okay.
807
00:33:13,545 --> 00:33:15,146
R.
808
00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:18,249
Okay. T, T, T.
809
00:33:18,317 --> 00:33:20,651
He just typed everything that he saw.
810
00:33:20,686 --> 00:33:23,087
"Hootie and the Blowfish
poster." Not helpful.
811
00:33:23,155 --> 00:33:25,890
"Singing fish." That's
every other house up here.
812
00:33:25,924 --> 00:33:27,925
"Some pants?" Come on, Vijay!
813
00:33:27,993 --> 00:33:29,093
Some pants?
814
00:33:29,161 --> 00:33:32,830
"T-shirt with rogs '97 and yellow eyes."
815
00:33:32,865 --> 00:33:34,866
- That's it!
- That's what?
816
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:38,770
Dot! Hey, Dot. Where is
our yearbook from '97?
817
00:33:38,837 --> 00:33:40,338
Refalski!
818
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:44,409
Refalski, why are you
reading our yearbook?
819
00:33:44,443 --> 00:33:47,111
I was just dusting it for prints.
820
00:33:47,179 --> 00:33:49,023
I was looking for embarrassing
pictures to sell online.
821
00:33:49,047 --> 00:33:51,916
Vijay could only see
part of the T-shirt.
822
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:55,286
Bullfrogs '97. Big yellow eye.
823
00:33:55,354 --> 00:33:57,855
Bishop Bullfrogs. Our
high school football team.
824
00:33:57,890 --> 00:33:59,857
'97? We went to school with these guys?
825
00:33:59,892 --> 00:34:01,812
DAVE: Oh, my God. There
it is. The marching band.
826
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:02,960
(LAUGHING)
827
00:34:03,028 --> 00:34:04,595
BOYLE: You played clarinet?
828
00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:06,130
Yeah, well, you were a figure skater.
829
00:34:06,198 --> 00:34:07,742
Yeah, we're gonna need
to see those pictures.
830
00:34:07,766 --> 00:34:09,133
(LAUGHING)
831
00:34:09,201 --> 00:34:11,969
Hey, do you remember why we
partied at that old plant?
832
00:34:12,037 --> 00:34:15,540
Ted Greesly's dad owned
the place and Ted had a key.
833
00:34:15,574 --> 00:34:20,278
Yeah. Okay. There's Dave with
no facial hair, aw, there's Sam.
834
00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:23,214
Aw, look, it's so cute.
There's me. I still got it.
835
00:34:23,248 --> 00:34:26,284
And there is Ted Greesly.
836
00:34:26,318 --> 00:34:29,220
- So?
- Who was that guy Ted always hung out with?
837
00:34:29,254 --> 00:34:31,622
Um, uh...
838
00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:33,291
Dougie Lasseter.
839
00:34:33,325 --> 00:34:35,593
We're gonna need to
get an address on him.
840
00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:38,229
- On it.
- I'll alert tactical.
841
00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:40,965
Come on, Vijay. Hang in there.
842
00:34:42,801 --> 00:34:43,801
(KNOCKING)
843
00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:51,642
Mrs. Lasseter? Hi. Harley Carter.
844
00:34:51,677 --> 00:34:54,479
I went to high school
with your son. Is he home?
845
00:34:54,513 --> 00:34:58,416
Harley Carter! How tall you've gotten.
846
00:34:59,918 --> 00:35:02,920
You used to be heavier and
you had amazing dimples.
847
00:35:02,955 --> 00:35:05,623
Well, I still got the dimples.
It's why I never play bad guys.
848
00:35:05,657 --> 00:35:10,261
Uh, Dougie's in the, um, in
the garage with his friend Ted.
849
00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:11,473
Should I let them know you're here?
850
00:35:11,497 --> 00:35:12,997
Oh, no, no, no.
851
00:35:13,031 --> 00:35:14,832
Is it okay if we surprise them?
852
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:18,135
Oh, sure, yes. Dougie loves surprises!
853
00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:20,538
Not sure how he's going
to feel about this one.
854
00:35:20,606 --> 00:35:22,540
We are go! Go, go, go.
855
00:35:22,608 --> 00:35:25,643
Oh, should I show them
where Dougie's playroom is?
856
00:35:25,677 --> 00:35:28,212
You know what? If they get
lost, I'm sure they'll ask.
857
00:35:30,983 --> 00:35:32,049
Clear.
858
00:35:38,524 --> 00:35:40,358
Hey, Dougie. Ted.
859
00:35:40,392 --> 00:35:41,826
Go Bullfrogs.
860
00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:46,564
You guys look really good.
861
00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:47,798
BOTH: Thank you.
862
00:35:49,968 --> 00:35:51,969
So, you guys are into murder now.
863
00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:58,009
Hey, uh, Harley?
864
00:35:58,043 --> 00:36:02,013
Oh, look who it is. Ben Lyndecker.
865
00:36:02,047 --> 00:36:04,348
What an honour to meet
you. I am Harley Carter.
866
00:36:04,383 --> 00:36:06,417
Oh, it's nice to meet you, too.
867
00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:10,988
Oh, actually, you might also
know me as Blanco Azucar,
868
00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:13,491
aka, White Sugar.
869
00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:16,527
Yeah, Vijay explained
the whole thing to me.
870
00:36:16,562 --> 00:36:17,929
The whole lie.
871
00:36:17,996 --> 00:36:21,032
I know. I messed up, okay?
But I'm very, very glad
872
00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:23,701
that you're okay, and...
873
00:36:26,104 --> 00:36:29,440
Vijay didn't mean to trick you.
Look, he's a socially awkward
874
00:36:29,508 --> 00:36:31,943
leprechaun of a man, but
he is one of six people
875
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,580
I would trust to have my
back anytime, anywhere.
876
00:36:35,614 --> 00:36:37,748
Plus, he fought for you.
I mean, literally fought...
877
00:36:37,783 --> 00:36:39,394
Forgetting about the
Harley Carter thing for
878
00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:42,553
just a minute, because I was
already in before that photo.
879
00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:46,357
That face, that body,
that was just bonus.
880
00:36:46,391 --> 00:36:48,570
Yeah, thank you. I've been
hitting the gym a lot lately,
881
00:36:48,594 --> 00:36:51,195
just trying to maintain,
although my calf raises
882
00:36:51,229 --> 00:36:53,297
are yielding diminishing returns.
883
00:36:53,365 --> 00:36:56,934
Jesus, how into yourself are you?
884
00:36:56,969 --> 00:36:58,536
I'm pretty into myself.
885
00:36:58,570 --> 00:36:59,937
Yeah, Vijay?
886
00:36:59,972 --> 00:37:01,439
Yeah?
887
00:37:01,473 --> 00:37:04,275
How much of what you
wrote was actually true?
888
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:06,744
All of it. Every word.
889
00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:10,081
HARLEY: Dot.
890
00:37:10,115 --> 00:37:11,716
I know about your date with Terrence.
891
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,784
Dave Leigh caved on me? Ugh.
892
00:37:13,819 --> 00:37:16,030
Dave didn't say anything. I
don't know if you've noticed,
893
00:37:16,054 --> 00:37:20,391
but I am a bona fide P.I. now,
but the real reason is you.
894
00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:21,892
You've changed.
895
00:37:21,927 --> 00:37:23,404
I mean, yes, you still have perma-scowl,
896
00:37:23,428 --> 00:37:25,563
and everyone in town is afraid of you,
897
00:37:25,597 --> 00:37:28,399
but you seem happier.
898
00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:30,234
You really like this Terrence dude, huh?
899
00:37:30,268 --> 00:37:33,838
He's okay. He has a daughter
who lives in New Orleans
900
00:37:33,905 --> 00:37:35,272
that he visits at Christmas.
901
00:37:35,307 --> 00:37:37,608
One date and he invited
you to New Orleans?
902
00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:40,478
(SCOFFING) I invited myself.
903
00:37:40,512 --> 00:37:44,015
You're not the only one
with a very smart gut.
904
00:37:44,082 --> 00:37:47,518
And besides, I like crawfish.
905
00:37:47,586 --> 00:37:49,987
Alright, Dot. I approve.
906
00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:56,761
Oh, sorry.
907
00:37:56,795 --> 00:37:58,796
908
00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:01,666
We have an unknown number
of perps and an officer down.
909
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,668
You ready for this?
910
00:38:03,702 --> 00:38:06,037
Go! Go! Go!
911
00:38:06,104 --> 00:38:07,505
Three perps!
912
00:38:08,774 --> 00:38:10,174
Two perps!
913
00:38:13,178 --> 00:38:14,378
Take cover.
914
00:38:15,647 --> 00:38:17,448
Man down.
915
00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:19,850
Two at your twelve.
916
00:38:22,521 --> 00:38:23,854
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
917
00:38:23,889 --> 00:38:25,322
Time.
918
00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,893
How'd I do?
919
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,994
Adequate.
920
00:38:31,997 --> 00:38:32,997
Did I beat you?
921
00:38:33,031 --> 00:38:35,833
Hey, it's not a competition.
922
00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:37,645
I see you've been putting
in your hours, haven't you?
923
00:38:37,669 --> 00:38:40,037
No, no. This is my first time.
924
00:38:40,072 --> 00:38:42,540
I'm a... I'm a natural.
925
00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:46,377
Yeah. Yeah, that you are.
926
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:49,013
And you are wasted here.
927
00:38:49,047 --> 00:38:51,048
I bet you say that to
all the girls who hand you
928
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,850
your ass on the range.
929
00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:06,263
You do remember that
I'm your boss, right?
930
00:39:06,331 --> 00:39:07,542
Yeah, we've gone over that, like,
931
00:39:07,566 --> 00:39:11,435
two or three hundred times.
932
00:39:11,503 --> 00:39:15,372
So, is it safe to say that
I'm reading the signals right?
933
00:39:15,407 --> 00:39:16,774
You're a really slow reader.
934
00:39:27,853 --> 00:39:29,854
I should go home.
935
00:39:31,857 --> 00:39:35,459
Yeah. Yeah, I think you should.
936
00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:40,059
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