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Good morning dear listeners, good morning, Lajos.

- Good morning, G�bor. - You look really ugly today.

As usual.

l practised a bit at home.

l thought it was intentional.

- You don't look great, either. - Why, this is my best jacket.

- He's got graffiti all over his jacket. - Autographs from Kiss.

They stood behind your back? The whole band?

l lay down and they knelt on me.

- Let's change the subject. What day is it today? - July 4.

What day is that in the US?

l know, lndependence Day.

God damn it!

Hey, l'm coming.

Starring

Don't scram. l'll be right there.

Go, go, my dear.

Go, sunshine.

Go! Go!

Wait!

present

Uncle Lali is here! Don't go away.

directed by

GLASS TlGER

written by

screenplay

music

God, why doesn't this grow.

director of photography

Once more!

producers

Why Glass Tiger? Should it be Wooden Puma?

The name was my idea. But it's

in a fucking bad place.

Lanky said the caravan was all right there.

l told him it wasn't.

Leave me, l must be off.

- But they're gone now... - Was it good? - Ja.

Ja? Are you German or what? Was it good or wasn't it?

- l'll miss the bus. - Go, then. But was it good?

- lt was. - Why do you say it like that?

Why not properly? That it was good.

- l told you it was. - lt was better than ever.

- l told you it was good. - You know what?

lt was better than ever. That's why you're like this.

You're stunned.

You see? You're stunned.

ls it good now?

l've told you, you're stunned.

Easy rider, brother, easy rider.

l live with my mother, l ride a Babetta,

l have a cat and l shouldn't be tough?

A beer!

Dear Choco, you're really very tough today.

Me? Laller, don't make an asshole of yourself...

Bye! Thanks for the dough. Billions, man, billions.

Why don't l have billions?

You think old Choco won't get some dough

and scram to America? l'm off!

New York by plane,

then across the prairie along Route 66.

l'll shoot at each fucking traffic sign!

l'll marry a broad and rob all the gas stations

on our honeymoon!

Great stuff!

Sipping whisky from paper bags,

rolling joints,

screwing all the hitch-hiking cunts with tits on them.

l may not even get married, come to think of it...

That will disappoint a few.

Look, Laller what l bought. l'll give it to the shitheads.

l'm off. Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Rodeo Drive...

Pamela Anderson will fall for the old dickey right away.

Put it away. Then Mexico! Tequila, mestizo broads.

- Badly guarded Latino banks! - Put it away. The cops are here.

You should live there not in this fucking slime...

Hi, neeno, neeno...

Good morning, gentlemen.

Hi, Lali.

Everything all right?

- But of course. - Hi, Choco. Out on parole?

- A breathalyser? - l'd prefer a blow job.

Why did you park this caravan here of all places?

There's this little lake here...

- The one with the seaweed? - Yeah.

lt'll be busy, you'll see.

Nobody will ever come here.

The water's murky like agitation...

- One, two, three... jinx. - Jinx.

Boat 0 16.

Moustache, Rezs�, where are you?

l'll get it.

- Bye, Choco. - See ya.

- All the best. - Moustache, come on.

- l'm coming, boss. - No more goodbyes. Drink up.

- But my beer's disappeared. - You fuck with the cops?

- Okay, okay. - The key.

And don't come here to screw. Got it? Yeah?

One day l'll fuck the pants off all these dirty bunnies!

Hi, Lali.

Hi.

A businessman must be on time. Haven't l told you?

- This one talks all right. - lt did yesterday, right, R�fi?

Thursday? Or Wednesday?

Thursday.

Look at this, Lali.

- Saw a button on this one. - This is cool.

Move over. Use your brain.

Fox, where did you get it?

Are you released every day?

What shall l do? Play on the stockmarket? Clever.

What's up? Get it out. Okay, grab it.

Don't just fucking gape.

Don't let me and Lali carry it over there.

- Where? - Over there.

Listen, Lali. Don't talk to me like.

- These men respect me. - Think highly of you.

Coming back to that piece of iron...

There's a lot of dough in it.

So many people come here...

lf someone is interested, let him know about it. There will be fine.

- What is this? - How should l know? l got it from someone.

Or rather left it with me.

lt's a great bargain. lt's good for something.

lt's big. Ballast or a support.

Support? What support?

lt has no serial number. Can it stay? Okay?

We're off, Daddy.

l took up with them because they liked my playing the sax.

Sanyi!

Sanyi, for God's sake!

Sanyi!

- We're playing the sax. - Sanyi, stop it. - Sanyi.

Do something with this here.

You don't like my playing the sax.

l do, l do but l... like you more.

When Lanky plays the sax, something stirs in me.

A desire.

To strangle him, or something.

Hi, pal! Nice boat.

Wassup, Lali? How's your goldmine?

Hi, Gaben.

- Wassup? - Fine, dear Lali, fine.

America's here again...

Then you'll dig this here.

lmpala.

Chevrolet lmpala. No too bad?

- How big is it? - Not too small. - Big?

lt sure is. Do you remember Kriszti Farkas?

The hairdresser?

Haidresser? That l don't know. She has red...

- A redhead! - Orange, rather...

Like a Fox.

l screwed her in this one on Children's Day last year.

- ln this one? - Well, in one like this one.

l have been working in the car industry for a while.

- Tell me about it. - Listen.

l have one exactly like this. For sale. You could have it.

How could l have it?

You're sitting here in this shabby buffet caravan

like Jockey Ewing when he was an apprentice.

l know you adore everything Yank.

Hang on, l get it. You want to sell me a car.

- This is not just a car. - This is just a car for me.

- No. - Why?

Because you can't just buy one like this.

- Why should l buy one like this? - Don't you want one? - Wanna bet?

You didn't even know such cars existed at all.

So how d'you know you don't want to buy one?

You may well do.

- Do you need the money? - lt's not just the money.

- What else? - lt's a mission for me.

- A mission. - Exactly.

So you're doing it for the good of me.

Listen.

l see you don't get it.

l'll give you an example.

lf you drank Coke all the time,

l'd tell you to drink Fanta.

lf you drink Fanta,

you fill your guts with the same sugary water as the others,

but since they drink Coke and you drink Fanta,

you differ from them.

Try to understand that.

That's why l drive such cars.

lnterested?

Hi, Dad.

Doesn't it have a great width!

Breadth, Joli, breadth!

A lovely trophy, a killer.

Doesn't it have a great breadth!

Have you seen anything like this, Betty?

A killer.

Mum! l smeared the polish because of you.

You got hamburgers?

Sure.

What kind?

- Mushroom? - Yeah.

Mushroom, then.

- You use Chinese mushrooms? - Yeah.

l don't want that.

- Why? - They taste of can.

This is not a can. lt's a jar.

They taste of jar, then. No. l want a hot dog.

Okay.

- Ketchup or mustard? - Mustard.

But don't soak it in mustard, be careful with it.

Will you be away long?

l'll get this one. l'll shoot it dead.

l'll shoot a stag this big!

That's too much. l'd rather have some ketchup.

- Do you have mineral water? - l do. - Still?

-Yeah. - Sparkling, then.

- How many bubbles? - Sorry?

- l have 1 , 5, 1 0 bubbles. - Really?

- The one bubble is expensive. Had to get rid of the rest. - Really?

Here's the bubble spoon. Swiss.

- What's this? - Hamby. - l won't eat it. - You will.

- No. - Yeah, you will.

- l won't. - You will.

- l want the book of complaints. - l haven't got one.

- That's impossible. - l have one, then.

- Where is it? - ln a bag. Eat it.

- Sorry? - Eat it if you're fucking hungry.

- l won't. - You will.

- Good bye, Uncle Oszi. Walk? - What was that?

Go home and get your mother cook for you, you little shit.

- Listen, Lala. - Lali, not Lala. Lali.

- Okay. Are you listening? - lntently.

- You want iron? - lron?

- You've just brought me some. - This is different.

- A lamppost. Cool. Tall. - Leave me alone with those.

Okay, Lala.

- And don't call me Lala... - Why?

Because l'll cut your heart out. That's why.

Okay, fine.

Boat 0 16... Come in...

Moustache, Rezs�... Where are you?

- Do you know what l want? - What? - A sleeping policeman.

- Moustache, Rezs�... Where are you? - ln uniform?

- Concrete, you idiot. - Concrete?

- Can you get me one? - l can. Concrete it will be.

- Hi, girls. - Hi, Lali.

Well? lt's got some feeling, right?

- Hi, Betty. - Look at it in the light of the setting sun.

- lt's morning, Gaben. - Details... - When are you coming?

l'm with you. Just a sec. Do you still have the catalogue?

l'm bored.

l'll be with you in a sec. Listen to some music.

- l am. - Switch it off, then.

l've got a buyer for yours.

- My car? - Don't exaggerate.

- lt's not for sale. - They'd buy it though.

- You can still get something for it. - And my delivery?

Your Uaz fits in it twice. You can't drive a car like this.

lt's not for you. You're a serious person.

Listen, sweetheart. Do you know what car we'll have?

We'd sell that one. We could buy a new one now.

A 7 1 ' lmpala. A Chewy.

American...

We'll go on a holiday, too...

l don't know.

l don't know that, either.

But l want this now. Okay, l won't. Bye.

- So you won't. - But of course l will.

You're lucky, Zsolti. lt was worth every penny.

Hi, Gaben. l hope it doesn't fall into pieces.

Hi, Zsolti! Well, who's the king now?

lt wasn't worth that much.

Buy this one. Or buy this one.

They drink too much.

Here's an American stall.

And here you are, a tough American guy.

- l'm not American. - But you want to be. - No.

Why? What'd you want to be?

How should l know? Happy.

You can be happy in this one, man.

Tune yourself in,

and whatever happens put on a pair of shades and step on the gas.

Your compressor will suck better than any girlfriend.

That was nice.

l've read it somewhere.

Bring it.

- Who's the king, Sanyi? - Koko!

- Who else? - Lali!

- And? - Sanyi! Sanyi!

Sanyi who?

Sanyi King. Sanyi is the king.

Okay, Sanyi, go for it!

Always Koko. Lali! That's his mania.

Hi! Hi!

Bloody flies!

Sanyi, is he coming here? Sanyi?

Hey, somebody!

Excuse me...

Just a sec. l'll be with you in a sec.

- l'm in a hurry... - And l'm having a piss...

How long?

You know how to live!

- You do some boxing? - Yeah.

- Good for you. - So stop bothering me or else...

l was just joking. l'm not cruel.

- Your kidneys okay? - l have some problems...

Hang in there, man.

King...

King... man...

What's the matter? ls he gone?

- Koko! - Wassup?

Your mother never loved me.

We're having a rest.

- Pissing, anybody? - What about Mom?

She never loved me.

Give your dad something to eat.

Mom's been dead for six years.

What's that compared to the 30 while she didn't love me?

Give me some soda water. She loved you, though.

Excuse me, where can one have a piss here?

- There's a toilet there. - There's a toilet there.

- But you can't use it. - But you can't use it.

Dad, haven't you seen a tomato somewhere?

You never look attentively.

A driver taught me this trick in 1 967.

Taught me? Sold me.

For 1 40 Forints...

Make fun of me!

Do you have any business here? You know what you need?

A television set. So that you don't die of boredom.

And a woman. Who loves you.

Give me the soda water.

l'm told the caravan is in the wrong place.

This caravan is in the right place.

You are in the wrong place.

And me.

Hali, Lali-papi.

- Popi-kuki, mami.. - Chill out, Lali.

There's a draught here.

Don't girls ever come this way?

- How about Betty? - lt's over.

- How come? - She's got mad at me.

- lt was her Mom.. - What'd she do?

- Found us in the act. - Her mother?

- No. Betty did... - What an idiot you are...

Why didn't you lock the door? We always did.

- With Betty? - No, with her mom.

- Hi, Betty. - Hi.

How'ya doing?

Awkward...

Clumsy. Seven letters.

Awkward.

Will you have something?

Fanta?

You look great.

- Can or bottle? - Bottle...

That'll be fine.

l'd have a bite.

- l have some sausages. - Shall l help you?

- Will you come in? - lf you want me to.

We never had the same taste in women.

Mom... mom...

- Yes? - Mom.

Mom.

- My mom's here. - Your mom?

- Well... Joli... - My fingernail damn it.

Hi, Lajos...

- l'm closing. - Now?

- l'm closing now. - l've just arrived...

And l'm just leaving. God, it's late.

- Are you alone? - Sanyi's gone running.

- Can l be your last customer? - Stop it now.

Somebody will see your car from the road.

l parked a long way off. Just got in for a sausage...

- Run out... - l'll come in.

- Pull me in. - What?

Pull me in. Oszi's here.

My husband, you idiot.

- Hi, Lali! - Good morning, uncle Oszi.

What makes this noise? A dog?

- Field mice. - Would you like me to...? - No. l like field mice.

- Shooting pheasants? - No.

A coffee, perhaps?

No.

Has Joli been here?

No, why?

Nothing...

Do you have some sausages?

l've never had any.

Maybe it's not field mice.

Maybe it's my wife hiding there.

You'll be a married man one day, too, Lali.

Yes l was running...

Then one left here, then another one... Joli and Betty...

and l chased them because...

they were running.

- Beatles. - No! Shadows.

- Beatles. - lt's the Shadows, believe me.

Beatles, beetles... Shadows is different.

- Two beetles, one shadow. - Do you know English so well?

According to witnesses the robbers fled from the scene

in an old red van.

The two robbers escaped with about 40 million Forints.

One man fired several shots at the security camera,

still it recorded the attack,

so the police managed to get a good description.

Nobody was hurt

but that was pure accident,

since without any reason, one robber fired several

shots at the safe of the bank.

- The guy executed the safe. - lt sounds like Choco...

- No... - Who else would shoot a safe?

- Come off it. - Go ahead, Zsolti.

Everyone will stare in the street.

- lt was him. That's his style. - No... come off it.

- Easy rider, brother, easy rider. - Choco, the safe destroyer.

- What's the buzz, gringos? - We heard about the bank robbery.

- We thought you did it. - Why, didn't l?

Okay, sunshine... Fucking wind there is...

My rum? My beer? Your rum, your beer.

l really believed it was you.

Shooting guys took 40 mill from a safe.

For that much...

l'd be damned if l didn't do it.

Choco flies off and you stay here...

Good guys can come along. What a mobile!

Lali, l'm rather hungry.

Go and make something for yourself, will you?

Yeah? Okay, thanks.

And Lank, switch that off, will you?

- Lali, what day is it today? - Tuesday?

- But this bread isn't fresh. - Does it have a label?

- lt says Tuesday. - There's one every week.

- How d'you open it? - You mean it's a week old?

- Just pull it down? - Over there!

Don't eat it if you don't like it. Listen, this...

- lsn't it..? - lt is. - Choco! - Leave me alone!

- Hello. Give me a coke, quick. - Cool!

- Wassup, brother? - l'll be right back.

D'you think l don't know it's you, Gaben?

- Don't move! - That's mine. Was.

Put down that knife. Put that knife down.

- Put it down. - Put that knife down!!!

l suggest that you scram and we forget everything.

As if nothing had happened.

- Shut up! - Do you want this or don't you?

lt was them, damn it.

- Kusturica. - No names!

- Who's the boss? You? - No, him. - Me? - No, him.

No, him.

Thanks.

You put your beers down. Clear? l said clear?

Clear.

Get inside that stall.

Lock them up.

- Have you got your gun? - No, god damn it, no.

- Boss, they are armed. - Thanks, Sanyi. - Hey, man.

Come here. Give me something to drink.

- Take off your clothes. - What? - Shut up and give me a coke.

- But what about our clothes? - Take them off. - l won't.

- So you'll die dressed up. - Hurry, his hiccup is worse...

What?

- ls that why you stopped? - What's so funny?

Our driver is sick and unable to drive.

Give me that fucking coke!

Strip!

Strip!

- What is it? - He wants one more.

- Let's not waste more time. - His hiccup is terrible.

- Scare him. - Stop laughing or l'll shoot.

Here, by the road? Everyone's staring anyway.

This is fucking great...

- Boss, underpants, too? - Underpants, too.

How stupid can you get!

Scram before you get caught.

No shit. We won't get caught.

Really? The camera recorded you.

Says you. l shot the camera.

l saw you on TV shooting the safe.

Shut up!

- You missed the camera? - My foot. l hit it all right.

- You missed the camera! - l hit it!

You missed the camera. How can you be such an idiot?

We're on the fucking film!

We'll rot in jail.

l don't care, l'll bugger you first.

You'll get buggered first!

What's so funny? That my pal is sick and unable to drive?

Why don't you drive?

Let's get outta here.

What are you doing? Stop kicking it!

Can't you wait a moment? Someone will come.

- You sure? - Sure.

lt's hot in here, boss.

- The window won't open. - l nailed it up.

- Shall l bust it out? - No, someone will come.

- Shall l blow a loud one? - No!!!

- l don't think l can do it... - What?

- Hold it back. - Not now, you fool...

- Stop shouting. - Hold it back. We're holding it back, too.

- l can't. l had two beers. - That's true.

What shall l do now?

- Piss into something. - l'll throw up.

lt's not the best idea...

Do you have a better one?

No...

So?

- Better into a bottle than on the floor. - God!

Go ahead.

Find something, Choco.

l can't...

What?

- l can't. Turn away. - Now?

l can't do it if you watch me.

You crazy? We wouldn't watch you if you paid for it.

l can't help it.

ln a public toilet l stop when someone comes in.

- Okay, we're turned. - Thanks.

- Shall we sing something? - That'll be great.

''ln the jail window'', okay?

/n the jail window...

l didn't see them... clearly.

l didn't see them clearly.

Years fly by,

like a passing moment.

The sun shines brightly,

the light is dazzling...

lf you found a mobile on them, it's mine.

/ think of you, / love you...

l don't remember anything.

Bravo! Well done!

ls that you, guys?

Who's this genius?

The Fox.

He can't be such a fool. Fox, where've you been so long?

- At the barber's. What's up? - l'll shoot this idiot.

Why are you naked?

- Has it rained here, too? - Leave it to me. - Fox!

Yes?

Go to the back and knock off the padlock.

You locked up? Why didn't someone let you out?

Because nobody came here.

- The stall's in the wrong place. - l can't believe it.

Listen, Fox.

You're right. We've been locked up.

And we are naked. And it has rained, too.

Believe me, we don't enjoy ourselves in here.

So please go to the back and knock off that fucking lock.

- How? - With your dick!

Fox, have you got some clothes on you?

- Clothes? - Things people wear.

- l do but not exactly... - Never mind. Bring them.

Nobody came until 9.

- So? - lt's just that...

What?

The caravan's in the wrong place, right?

Well, it is.

- lf we take a triangle... - What for?

- To calculate it. - We should move it to the left.

- There is a rule. - Rule of thumb.

Rule of thumb, my foot. Let's get out of here.

You know how l'd like to go back? ln the lmpala.

Don't you worry. l told you you'll have one.

What a lovely car!

Beatles.

- You can tell from this much? - He's a fucking musician!

From Gaben? A car? Better be careful.

Why? He's a nice guy.

With a pinch of salt. l bought my first one from him.

My dear Lali, shall l handcuff him?

l'd rather you got my underpants back.

We're on the scent... dear Lali...

- Let's go, Moustache. Bye. - See you.

- Spit it out. - He asked me how much l had.

l told him, so he showed me a yellow Wartburg.

Finally he persuaded me. He said it was good and big.

He was right, too. A Wartburg is big.

Than a few things happened, but we survived after all.

He gave back the money right away, that's true.

He said he had a Trabant for the same amount.

He said it was good and small.

So l bought some music and a bicycle.

Which is good and good.

That's great.

So be careful with him.

He's a nice guy but swampy a little - morally.

Hi, brother. Your boat will be cool.

- When? - Chill out. No worry. Coffee?

- For money. - Oh. Something the matter?

- Nothing. - Okay. l'll bring it this week.

What are you driving these for? Bring mine.

- No fresh...? - No.

- Won't you leave me in the shit? - Listen.

l told you you'll have an lmpala. So you will.

lf it breaks down, l'll repair it for you.

lf it breaks down again, l'll get you another one.

- Have l ever stood you up? - You have... - Well...

- A hundred. - Come on. Go to hell.

Listen, l know how to do business.

l gave for this one 800.

You know how much it is in the shop? 4600.

l paid for this one 3000. How much it is in the shop? 1 5000.

This pair of shades cost me 2500.

- And in the shop? - 300. l was conned.

Lali is my cousin...

He can see through me.

l need some good ideas.

lt hardly grows. Sanyi!

Look, he leaves the can in the middle of the road.

- What ideas? - l have this stuff.

- l don't know what to do with it. - What? - Toys.

And you can't sell them?

They're not just everyday toys.

What shall l do with 400 piglets with no heads?

- Sucking? - No, Disney.

Are you serious?

- What piglets? - l told you, toys.

Plush. Nice ones. There's a hole on their belly,

with a ribbon that says ''l love you''.

They can say hello, too.

- And their heads? - They haven't got any.

They were made like that. They almost threw them out.

My friend works there. He called me.

- What shall l do with them? - Don't know. Perhaps... nothing.

- Throw them all out. - l can't. They cost me a lot.

- You paid money for them? - Yeah...

My friend has a few socks with no soles. You could swap.

- Dotted ones? - l'll find out.

You threw everything here?

Hid everything l brought here?

l just put them here so that nothing happens to them...

You hid them!!!

l didn't hide them but nobody buys sewing machines here.

But why did you let me bring them here?

Why l let you? You brought them here.

Foxtail, shitty sink?

l had to beg you to take the grindstone away.

How can you be...

- You liked the wedding dresses, right? - l minded your stuff.

So they won't be here.

They'll make someone happy.

Don't talk to me like that,

even if you're my cousin. Leave me alone.

- But Foxy... - Leave me alone. Let go.

Ungrateful.

Snotnose.

Vendor.

What are you doing? Don't leave all this here!

Boss!

Boss!

God damn you, Sanyi! What is it?

Let's play.

- You should see a shrink. - Hide and seek.

Nice cars.

lt's bleeding. My nose is bleeding.

- Very much. - Press it on your nose.

- lt's cold. - Better?

Like this. Okay? Hold it there.

Okay, thanks.

So we won't play?

Hey, what are you doing?

God damn it.

Hello, or something.

- Where are you...? - l'm not here.

But you are! That's for the staff.

He's mad. He is using my loo.

- Did he fall or jump? - He fell.

- Did you see him? - l didn't but he fell.

What's got into him?

Did you hurt yourself?

Stupid place for a stall.

Six chocolates for the kids.

- What kind? - l don't care. They'll eat them. Any kind.

Go away from here, mate.

Go away.

- Found him! - Drop dead.

- Here, drink. - Hid in the loo. - What's that?

Don't ask. Drink.

- Come out! - l won't.

Come out my little boy.

Too strong? City stomach.

Come out or l'll set the loo on fire.

- Calm down, Daddy. - l'm not going anywhere.

- You knocked her up, come out now. - Come out!

Come on, relax!

Come on out, kid.

- Please, come out. - Relax.

l'm not going.

- Stop pulling that door! - Have some more. - Leave me alone.

- What buddy are you? - That's my loo!

- What's this? - What's what?

- This. - What's this what?

This here.

- Don't know. lt's for sale. - Really?

- l told you he doesn't want to. - lt's too late now.

He must be let out. Go away from there.

- How much? - Sixteen thou.

Sixteen thou!

See what's going on?

- Come on out. - Who are you?

The vendor.

- The loo is mine. - l don't give a shit.

Beautiful!

- Come out!!! - Where is he? Bandi?

Where's Bandi?

l'll put the money here.

l'm not going.

Tell her l'm not going.

- Come on out! - l'm not fucking going.

He won't fucking come out.

lt seems he isn't coming out.

Give it to her.

- She says l should give it to her. - Don't give it to her! - Shut up!

- This is settled. - Hey girl, don't do it.

- Stand aside. - Little girl, don't do it.

Little girl, don't do it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

l love you, you hear? l love you.

- Go to the fucking hell. - Come on, boy.

l was sleeping.

- What do you think? - Nice car...

- Didn't you want a Chewy? - Lovely car...

This is not what we agreed on.

You told me to bring a Chewy. Here it is.

- You said an lmpala... - People will turn after you.

Like your mother. l don't want her, either.

- Lali, this is not your style. - Fast car, ain't it?

lt's been bought.

What's the matter, this is a good car...

An lmpala, or nothing.

What's for sale?

This one?

l said to the guy it was bigger...

- What is this? - A Chewy. Not a big engine, but fast.

Not much but people will turn after you in the street.

Don't give it to me... l have the same profession.

Okay, l'll say something to him.

- Here's the Cadet. - And the dough.

What's this?

The guy didn't give me any money,

but he gave me an electric piano.

And a battery.

What?

l'll give you some money, too.

l'll arrange it with the guy.

Here's twenty.

Ten,

fifteen,

twenty. Okay?

Plus the organ.

Sure thing. Find someone

who plays at weddings, it's worth everything to him.

- How much? - Fifty. Or eighty, anything.

More than that. How much?

How much?

Twenty-twenty five...

- Thirty. - Plus the Smart card.

- No, l have 6000 points. - That's why.

l'm not giving it... l collected them...

And we'll continue, right? And buy a few things...

Bye, Gaben.

lt was a good deal, dear Lali.

Sorry.

Let's divide the money, okay?

l'm not rolling in it these days, either.

l'll see you with the lmpala!

He didn't mean it. Go on, Choco.

l don't think everyone was watching you...

Yeah, afterwards.

You needn't have told her to drop dead.

Because she's my grandmother.

They're not angry...

Uncle Matyi's not angry, either. l know you were right.

She'll be in bed for 2-3 months then forget the whole thing.

Here l am.

Will you have something? Beer?

And rum...

Problems with Mummy?

Shoot the old gal. l'd shoot her.

l'd shoot yours, too... lf you had one...

- Are you mad, Chicano? - Don't speak in Spanish.

- Why not? - Because you can't.

lf you could l'd say speak.

Does it always have its side open? And the roof, too?

lt's like an Ementhaler. They'll be held up one day.

Disappeared, Chicano? Are you here, Chicano?

What are you doing, Sanyi? Of course, it doesn't grow.

- l'm watering it. - What are you watering?

- The flower.. - No flower. Thuya.

And if it were a flower? lt's all yellow.

Put your dick away. We don't get any business.

l feel like doing big things. Newspaper?

Por favor.

- Crossword puzzle? - For you? Hang on.

- No, l haven't. - Gracias.

Was there a war here?

You have coffee?

Two.

Fresh?

ln a sec.

Milk?

No.

Sugar?

No.

Lali!

Paper?

Never mind.

Enjoy it.

- You have whipped cream? - Of course.

God damn it...

l managed to get a river right, Lali!

Take your hands out of your jacket, man.

What the fuck d'ya want?

You come here for fun?

But now you'll get screwed, fuck you!

Lali, come out of the shop. Don't move or l'll shoot.

- Chill out, Choco. Give me the pistol. - Forget it, Lali.

These fuckers screwed us up all right last time.

Go to the car. Both of you. Come on, get moving.

l'll avenge you, Sanyi. Where's the dough?

Damn!

You got away this time, fuck you.

Never mind, Choco. You were really tough.

lt looks bad.

Boat 0 16...

This is headquarters...

Moustache, Rezs�/ The stubble field's on fire.

S�ndor...

S�ndor...

Sanyi!

- Hi. - Hi, Sanyi. l'll be damned.

lt was a great choice, Sanyi.

lt's good, it's nice. What is it?

- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.

- Are you the owner of this stall? - l am.

- Peanuts. - Salted?

lmre. lmre Peanuts. Supervisor. l'll come in.

Display cooking?

We've received a complaint that on the 9th

of this month you served an inedible hot dog to a customer.

He asked for the book of complaints, which you refused

to give him calling him obscene names.

As a result of my investigation l declare,

that the statements of the complaining K�lm�n Peanuts

have proven right and the stall called Glass Tiger is unsuitable

for selling food for human consumption.

Therefore l order immediate closure of the vending stall,

and requiring the co-operation of the public health authorities,

l recommend further investigations.

The resolution and the official minutes

will be sent to you by post.

l am going to transmit my comments ...

What's he doing? Don't touch him! Oh, my God!

- ls that an electric shock? - l don't know...

l've never seen anything like it... Hit him! Hit him! Look!

He's a goner.

He's not well, he's not well at all.

Call an ambulance.

Peanuts? Salted? Oh, a name?

No, l can't recall anyone.

What luck that he's alive.

- Won't we get into trouble? - No. Throw this into the lake.

Lali, l'll play that.

- How much? - A hundred.

Just this one.

Take no risks, Rezs�. You have children.

- This way? - Yeah. Up and down.

l hear someone's almost got electrocuted but didn't.

lt happened to me once, but l can take it.

My organism can take it.

Look, Moustache,

have l won?

Lali should know. All those zeroes...

This is one million... The jackpot!

Then l won!

l scratched it. Right, Lali?

- l don't believe it. - l don't believe it.

l'll leave the force, see this? Are you happy, Moustache?

l'll get the hell outta here, Lali, get out.

Are you crazy, Rezs�?

He's crazy. Rezs�!!!

What are you doing?

ls that how much the force means to you?

This is incredible, it was there in my hand!

- Fucking one million! - Why did l give it to him?

l gave it to him, damn it. This can't be true.

Shall l marry you?

l'd marry you...

Lali!

How do you think l got here?

- Hello, come on back! - Gaben, the key.

Hang on, l'll turn round.

Not like that...

Made in Detroit.

When Detroit's finished, the world is finished.

My foot. My fucking Babetta is finished.

These guys bury my cylinder-head.

Blow it, damn you.

Gas to gas,

oil to oil.

Rest in peace, lmpala.

lf it hurts you so much, Lali,

l'll get back your Uaz. from Zsolti, l swear.

Come on, Lali!

Sorry.

Drink!

Puss, puss, pussy.

We're here.

Which one shall l buy you?

You want them both?

Whatever you want, my dear Lali...

Absolutely fine, but not now...

Screwing is best.

Especially with someone who knows how.

Betty did.

Do you know what it was like with Betty?

l do.

- But you screwed her mother... - Put some fucking wine in it...

Her mother...

Her mother, too.

Fuck you!

You screwed my girlfriend, fuck you.

But l'm not mad at you.

l'm not mad at you.

But then you buy them for me.

What's up, hombre?

Easy rider, brother.

Sister, easy rider.

This one for Moustache.

Vivien..

Moustache hasn't get discharged.

Okay...

Where's the iron?

Lali!!!

Where's the iron? Where's the iron?

- Where's the iron? - Over there...

- The boss's there. - What's the big rush?

Where's the iron?

Where's the iron?

What iron?

The piece l left here. When you were pissed off.

- Don't get pissed. - Lali's car got busted.

Don't interfere, Gaben. l've come for my iron.

- Don't be so dumb, Foxy. - That iron!

l've sold your iron, Fox. l got sixteen grand for it.

- Why did you sell it? - Why did you leave it here?

- l've been beaten for two days because of it. - Why?

How should l know?

Four bastards came for the iron. l don't know what's it called.

Stop fretting, Fox. There's the money, pay them.

Not enough. lt's worth 2 million.

Two mill? They should beat you for that all right.

- They will beat you, too. - Me? Come on...

lf l can't pay, you'll have to. Or bring the iron back.

- How could l, you idiot? - Who did you give it to?

No clue. How do they know it was here?

- l told them, you genius. - You're a bastard, Fox.

- Shut up, Choco. - Don't be so tough.

- l'll bust you, Choco. - Come, let's have it out, pal.

Get lost, Choco. Are you tough?

Why did you mix me into it?

What's it to you?

What'd you mean what? What would you do without me, stupid?

You've got a big mouth to bark with, you sissy.

Bark? Your mother barks.

l can get as much dough as l want, you pussy.

- Okay. Bring some. - l fucking will, too.

- l will. - Where're you going, Choco?

Where's he going?

Stop, where're you taking my car, you idiot?

Fox, the keys.

- ln there. - What do you want, Gaben?

Not my car... Stop!

Something stinks.

Where are you heading, Chicanos?

Why aren't there any seats in this wreck?

l need room for the stuff. l'm a businessman, Lajos.

- Business? Man? - Gaben! Watch the road!

There he is standing. Stop!

Where's my car?

Gaben,... where?

What is it, you ape?

lf he made as much as a scratch on my car l'll kill him.

- Congratulations! - l'll be damned!

- My car! - What car? You complaining?

- What're you doing, you ass? - Just you watch.

The cash delivery van will come in a sec.

One man goes in, leaves his gun behind. The other stays in the van.

- There's nobody around. - So?

No bells ring, Chicano?

An unarmed security man with a sack of money inside,

- another in the van with a hole above him and one on the side. - So?

Your brains won't kill you.

The village is empty.

Two of us at the car. Waiting with the engine running.

- Am l king or am l? - You're an idiot.

We have 5 minutes. When the van arrives, l'm off.

You want to get busted for a piece of fucking iron?

50 mill at least, ten for each.

- We'll be rich! - You really don't know where that iron is?

Tonight you can push the Tiger into the lake.

They'll kill me, Lali. They want it so much.

- That shit? - Yeah.

You can't do it.

l'll wait in the car. But l won't do anything.

Five's enough for me. Plus you get my car fixed.

No...

l don't know.

Couldn't l wait in the back? Two million's enough for me.

- Gaben! - Don't worry, chicken.

Lali!

- What? - Nothing.

- And those guys? - They're nobodies.

Now.

l'll count to ten. We'll be rich after five.

Assholes.

- The back is closed. - And the top.

Fine with us.

One...

two...

three...

four...

Look!

Please, let the cash delivery van pass.

Boss!

Boss!

Listen, haven't you seen the boss?

lnjured persons?

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Fox!

Come here!

How many pounds?

- Very many. - But it disappeared.

lt did...

Any clue to start with?

- lt disappeared in Vienna, right? - From the exhibition and...

lt is very heavy so it was either stolen by one strong man,

or many less strong men with a crane.

- l know one strong Austrian. - Schwarzenegger.

lron?

lron! What iron?

l don't go in for scrap metal.

To museums? l go regularly.

Not for a year. l've been playing music.

- Give it to me. - l'm reading it.

This is a good place.

There's fish in the lake. They will multiply.

What?

The caravan is in the wrong place.

No, no.

l did not run them at all... You don't have a canteen here?

That's good.

- l'll push it. - What? - The Tiger.

Where?

Over there.

People can see it better.

Okay! Okay!

- Where are we going? - Lali knows.

Push it, Chicano.

Throw it away!

- Push it now! - One, two, three!

Easy rider, brother, easy rider.

Stop!

What is it?

What shall we do now?

- Let's try it. - What? - Push it over.

Count to three.

One, two three.

lt broke off just like that.

lt was a shocking sight. We had to catch it there.

Thanks, Dad.

- Get off the horn. - Sorry.

Gentlemen,

we're open.

We caught it.

My friends... not my frie... my friends.

Please hand me...

hand me your lD cards.

Quick.

You get out of the car. Get moving.

- Your name? - Ott� Kecskem�ti. - Yours? - G�za K�ntor.

- G�za... - What's so funny? l'd shut up if l were you.

What's your name?

- Ferenc Zs�ros. - Stop laughing. Spit it out.

lmre Turb�k.

- Wassup, Turb�k? - l said, shut up.

You only speak when asked. The others stop laughing.

Sanyi, go away. He's Sanyi King.

- Hi. - What's your name.

Lajos Kakszi.

What did he say?

Lajos Kakszi.

Kakszi, Kakszi.

- My Dad's Kakszi, too. - Stop laughing.

You're done for.

My father once said: When you're down on the floor,

pick up something at least. Can l get my lD card back?

What's so funny? You're done for.

We are? For how much?

Excuse me,

l'm busy, if you don't mind...

On the main road a tireless stall created a jam.

Drivers have to wait for quite a while.

Especially because traffic is directed by the police.

Resolution about suspending the investigation.

No connection between the robbery at the Bienniale in Vienna

and the ''Glass Tiger'' group has been found.

Therefore the investigation is closed.

County police headquarters 3022/Xll.

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