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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,748 --> 00:00:10,585 Wait, look, look. 2 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,699 - Mr. O's underwear sticking out. - Oh, my God! 3 00:00:13,783 --> 00:00:18,877 I would like put my head in the butt part 4 00:00:19,211 --> 00:00:23,094 and I would wear it on my face as a mask to fall asleep. 5 00:00:23,177 --> 00:00:25,390 All right, settle down, settle down, people. 6 00:00:25,473 --> 00:00:27,352 All right, it's Monday. We got a lot to get through. 7 00:00:27,435 --> 00:00:31,652 But first and foremost is signing up for your mandatory community service project. 8 00:00:31,735 --> 00:00:33,824 More like community suck-vice. 9 00:00:34,449 --> 00:00:36,453 I doubt that you will be saying that 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:40,461 when you hear these extremely cool options. 11 00:00:40,587 --> 00:00:44,511 OK, Sam's dad is delivering meals to the homeless. 12 00:00:44,595 --> 00:00:47,225 PB&J making party at my house! 13 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:51,734 Yeah... all right. 14 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:53,779 There's a river trash pick up. 15 00:00:53,864 --> 00:00:56,285 - You can scrape gum off the bridge. - That one. 16 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:59,249 And finally, Heather's mom... 17 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:02,672 is hosting a fashion show at the nursing home. Huh? 18 00:01:02,756 --> 00:01:03,884 OK, now I am so excited. 19 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:05,136 Sign up sheets are in the hallway. 20 00:01:05,219 --> 00:01:06,597 OK, go now! Go, go, go! 21 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,267 Calmly! No running! 22 00:01:08,351 --> 00:01:12,317 Maya Ishii-Peters, sign it! 23 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,071 No! 24 00:01:14,948 --> 00:01:17,035 No, I'm getting in. I got it, I got it, I got it. 25 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:20,500 Guys, guys, stop it, stop it. It's my mom, not yours, OK? It's my mom. 26 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:23,089 Yes! 27 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:24,633 Personal space. Is it your mom? 28 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:26,428 - I don't think so. - Maya, we're gonna be supermodels. 29 00:01:47,762 --> 00:01:50,811 Litter and say bye to nature as we know it. 30 00:01:51,395 --> 00:01:53,524 Here. Pass this around. 31 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:55,737 She's at that group. Go ask her. 32 00:01:56,405 --> 00:01:57,908 Spending time with the elderly 33 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,996 - can be so rewarding. - Mm-hmm. 34 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:02,625 Whenever Heather and I visit her grandma in the home, 35 00:02:02,835 --> 00:02:04,087 I think to myself, 36 00:02:04,171 --> 00:02:07,135 no one else even notices these people besides us. 37 00:02:07,218 --> 00:02:08,220 So true, you guys! 38 00:02:08,805 --> 00:02:13,355 I mean, some of these older people haven't been noticed in 40, 50 years. 39 00:02:13,982 --> 00:02:16,028 Yeah. So let's fix that. 40 00:02:16,111 --> 00:02:19,869 Now what turns heads more than a big, beautiful hat? 41 00:02:20,536 --> 00:02:21,873 Almost nothing. 42 00:02:21,956 --> 00:02:23,751 Oh, my God. That's so true. Wow! 43 00:02:23,835 --> 00:02:26,215 Luckily, I have my own new line of hats... 44 00:02:28,094 --> 00:02:29,847 - Deb's Darling Designs. - Aw! 45 00:02:30,389 --> 00:02:32,143 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 46 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:37,195 And each of you will be wearing one of my creations as you walk the runway 47 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:40,994 with one of Franklin County's most forgotten old people... 48 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,709 Hey, um, why aren't you in your boyfriend's group? 49 00:02:45,294 --> 00:02:46,797 She can't leave her best friend. 50 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:49,344 Excuse me. Can you please go back to your own circle? 51 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,973 Go! 52 00:02:51,056 --> 00:02:53,519 Anyway, as I was saying. 53 00:02:53,602 --> 00:02:56,358 The actual fashion show is on Saturday... 54 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,195 ...but we'II have two rehearsals before that 55 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,739 to make sure you're good at modeling. 56 00:02:59,824 --> 00:03:02,120 The first rehearsal is tomorrow afternoon. 57 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:04,249 Heather, don't speak over me, sweetie. 58 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,380 So, please. This is essential. 59 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:10,636 Bring a professional photo of yourself to the rehearsal. 60 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,557 Headshots at the mall after school 61 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,269 - so we get the best hats. - Yay! 62 00:03:15,354 --> 00:03:18,235 So where... where are you guys meeting at the... 63 00:03:18,402 --> 00:03:20,740 Should we meet at the Orange Julius? Or like... 64 00:03:20,824 --> 00:03:23,537 Oh, we actually already have reservations. 65 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:24,999 Cool, so do we so... 66 00:03:25,082 --> 00:03:27,045 - Sorry. - Yeah, I know we can't come either. 67 00:03:27,128 --> 00:03:28,088 It's fine. 68 00:03:28,255 --> 00:03:32,013 - Well, bye, you guys. Whatever. - Bye, see you guys tomorrow. 69 00:03:32,347 --> 00:03:34,100 - I have a plan. - OK, what? 70 00:03:34,309 --> 00:03:36,396 There's a spot right near my house 71 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,402 and I feel like our pictures will look exactly like theirs. 72 00:03:39,444 --> 00:03:41,198 - Promise? - I pinky promise. 73 00:03:41,281 --> 00:03:43,535 So... what's the plan? 74 00:03:44,412 --> 00:03:45,958 Oh, you are still here? 75 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:51,970 Oh, my gosh, I knew yours was gonna be beautiful. Great. 76 00:03:52,053 --> 00:03:54,432 Oh, so nice. And you know, tomorrow, 77 00:03:54,474 --> 00:03:57,815 our next rehearsal, you'll be meeting your mature partners! 78 00:03:57,898 --> 00:03:59,359 Won't that be fun? 79 00:04:00,821 --> 00:04:02,198 Jeez! 80 00:04:03,492 --> 00:04:07,792 OK... These photos are just incredible. So beautiful. 81 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:11,133 The zig-zaggy part is so cute and so is your eye shadow. 82 00:04:11,299 --> 00:04:13,137 - Oh, my God, you guys. - Oh, my God. 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,978 I think your mothers knew what they were doing, 84 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:18,605 they got you dressed up. 85 00:04:19,065 --> 00:04:22,071 Oh, my God! That lip-shade! 86 00:04:22,155 --> 00:04:24,159 - Can I borrow that? - Yes! 87 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,258 Anna, you look so pretty! 88 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:34,012 Aw. Thanks. 89 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:38,478 Huh. 90 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,695 Anna, what... what? I don't know what that is in your photo. 91 00:04:42,779 --> 00:04:44,741 - That's a fan - It's a fan. 92 00:04:44,825 --> 00:04:48,165 OK, you know normally if you want that kind of the airbrush look, 93 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:49,835 you don't keep the fan in. 94 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:51,630 Um, thank you for the note. 95 00:04:51,713 --> 00:04:53,467 I don't know what you're doing here, Maya. 96 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,763 You know, you almost look like you were missing 97 00:04:55,847 --> 00:04:57,683 and I know you're not because you're right there. 98 00:04:57,767 --> 00:04:58,769 But I wouldn't even put that. 99 00:04:58,853 --> 00:05:00,648 Honestly I wouldn't even put that on a milk carton. 100 00:05:00,731 --> 00:05:01,901 Thank you for the note. 101 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:04,739 So, Terra, you know, she looks like she's from the 1800s. 102 00:05:04,824 --> 00:05:08,539 But it's on modern paper and that... that matters. 103 00:05:08,664 --> 00:05:10,793 I found that dress in the river. 104 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,092 OK, so let's go try out our outfits. 105 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,344 OK? Yay! 106 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:18,267 I can basically see my reflection in your lip-gloss. 107 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,729 - You look so cute! - So shiny! 108 00:05:20,814 --> 00:05:23,277 Oh, my God! 109 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,947 - Do you have any lip-gloss? - What? 110 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:27,285 Thanks for letting me borrow these shoes, Heather Feather. 111 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,579 Duh, babe. 112 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:33,589 - Oh, my God! - What? 113 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:37,555 - Heather's wearing a thong. - Oh, my God, no way. 114 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,515 Yeah. 115 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:41,856 Do I recognize that pink top, Miss Rebecca? 116 00:05:41,939 --> 00:05:44,027 Um, yeah, Heather let me borrow it. 117 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:48,870 Um, Heather do you have a pink tank that I could borrow? 118 00:05:48,995 --> 00:05:50,206 Because I lost mine. 119 00:05:50,289 --> 00:05:54,965 Um... I'm sorry I'm not really allowed to let people borrow my clothes. 120 00:05:55,049 --> 00:05:56,301 You know, sometimes people lose them. 121 00:05:56,426 --> 00:05:59,557 That's cool like we can buy some 'cause we have... 122 00:05:59,850 --> 00:06:01,228 - Money. - Money. 123 00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:02,146 Yeah. 124 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:03,732 OK, you three... 125 00:06:03,816 --> 00:06:05,736 can... can you come over here for a second, doll? 126 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,991 - You three... - Yeah? 127 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:12,792 OK can you, um, look more like the other girls with your outfits? 128 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:14,420 You know because I'd like the outfits to be 129 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,591 more uniform to match the hats. 130 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:17,635 Uh-huh. 131 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,349 My hats can do a lot of work but they can't, you know, do everything. 132 00:06:20,432 --> 00:06:23,397 So, can we jus... There we go. Like, just... yeah. 133 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,027 - Like this? - You know, back, back, back, 134 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:26,988 there we go. 135 00:06:27,113 --> 00:06:30,077 - Jess, you got the best hat. - Oh, thank you, 136 00:06:30,202 --> 00:06:31,746 but Heather definitely got the best hat. 137 00:06:31,831 --> 00:06:33,625 It is quite flattering for me. 138 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,629 - It's just so... oh, so amazing. - Your hat, like, 139 00:06:35,754 --> 00:06:36,590 - match matched your hair. - So cute. 140 00:06:36,631 --> 00:06:39,596 Guys, do you want to see my grandma's room? 141 00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:41,641 - Duh, yes! - Oh, my God! 142 00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:46,359 There's actually, like, not enough room for everyone so... 143 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:47,904 Um... 144 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:51,829 Ooh, how about raise your hand if you've been to Heather's house before? 145 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,123 That's who can come. 146 00:06:57,757 --> 00:06:58,675 When? 147 00:06:59,093 --> 00:07:00,889 Girl Scouts in second grade. 148 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:02,224 Follow me, guys. 149 00:07:04,897 --> 00:07:07,903 - Great idea, Becca. - Thanks. I know, right? 150 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,781 Your hat matched your hair. 151 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,008 What? 152 00:07:21,054 --> 00:07:22,306 Look in there. 153 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:28,235 - Oh, my God. I know. - This is what they were using. 154 00:07:39,799 --> 00:07:41,010 No! 155 00:07:48,442 --> 00:07:51,656 Oh... my... 156 00:07:53,618 --> 00:07:56,416 - Wait. Why did she take that off? - I don't know. 157 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,712 Wait, I dare you to try it on. 158 00:08:00,757 --> 00:08:03,513 What? I dare you. 159 00:08:04,432 --> 00:08:06,060 I triple dog dare you. 160 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:11,654 - Yeah! - This is... Oh, my God! 161 00:08:11,738 --> 00:08:12,991 - Wait. - Shh! 162 00:08:13,074 --> 00:08:14,995 I can't say no to a triple dog dare. I can do it. 163 00:08:16,331 --> 00:08:17,625 Wait, block me. 164 00:08:20,714 --> 00:08:21,967 - Oh, my... - Put it on, put it on. 165 00:08:22,051 --> 00:08:23,971 Put it on, put it on. 166 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:26,684 Oh, my God! How does it feel? 167 00:08:26,852 --> 00:08:29,106 - Crazy. - My God. Let me see. Turn around. 168 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,158 - Wait, I wanna try it on! - Ow! 169 00:08:34,242 --> 00:08:36,079 Wait, I wanna try it on. Let me try it on. 170 00:08:36,204 --> 00:08:39,043 - Stop. Stop. - No, I wanna try it. Let me! 171 00:08:39,126 --> 00:08:41,339 - Oh, my God! - Heather, stop! 172 00:08:42,842 --> 00:08:44,178 Put your pants on. 173 00:08:44,637 --> 00:08:46,558 Someone's coming here... 174 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:49,272 Put your pants on. 175 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:50,649 - Stop moving. - Stop. 176 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:53,154 Stop. 177 00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:54,782 Good one, Heather. 178 00:08:58,039 --> 00:08:59,918 Your mom's honking outside. 179 00:09:00,002 --> 00:09:01,337 - OK. - Thanks, Becca. 180 00:09:01,421 --> 00:09:03,758 - You're welcome. - Wait, Anna, Anna, Anna. 181 00:09:04,803 --> 00:09:06,639 Why are your pants off? 182 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,560 - They weren't. - They weren't. 183 00:09:09,061 --> 00:09:13,778 - Oh, here, that was so fun. - Yeah. 184 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,657 I had a great time. 185 00:09:16,242 --> 00:09:17,202 OK. 186 00:09:22,212 --> 00:09:23,757 See you tomorrow. 187 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:33,777 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - I can't believe that happened. 188 00:09:33,903 --> 00:09:35,949 I didn't mean to steal. I'm gonna give back to her tomorrow 189 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:37,242 - after I wash it. Yeah. - No, no, no. 190 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:39,664 - No, that's not fair. - What do you mean? 191 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,793 You got to try it on and I didn't it. 192 00:09:42,002 --> 00:09:43,713 Fine, you can have it. It's on you then. 193 00:09:43,797 --> 00:09:45,175 - OK, fine. - OK, then good. 194 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,221 Give it... give it... Give it to me in the car. 195 00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:48,808 I will, it hurts. Have fun. 196 00:09:49,141 --> 00:09:50,185 Hi, girls. 197 00:09:50,268 --> 00:09:51,897 How did the community service go? 198 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:54,568 I don't know, we learn stuff, Mom, like... 199 00:09:54,652 --> 00:09:55,905 All right. 200 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,576 - Seatbelt, girls. - OK 201 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,038 - Let's just drive. - OK. 202 00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:01,374 Maya... 203 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:09,557 I'm washing my hands for a while so no one bother me. 204 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:26,252 One, two, three. 205 00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:29,008 Freak! 206 00:11:33,057 --> 00:11:34,895 Damn, white lady. 207 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:42,534 - Yo - Hi, Shuji, is Maya there please? 208 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,786 Bitch here she be. 209 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,586 Woah, you sound different. Um... 210 00:11:47,669 --> 00:11:51,970 Anyways, I was just thinking I'm just, like, feeling a little, like, guilty. 211 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,935 - Are you feeling the same thing? - Yes, bothering me a lot. 212 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,064 You know, I just want to make sure that you wash it 213 00:11:57,481 --> 00:11:59,777 and that we give it back to her, like, put it in her bag tomorrow. 214 00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:03,701 Uh-huh. For sure, washing it right now. 215 00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:06,791 We're just not that kind of people, like... 216 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,419 we won't take something on purpose, you know. 217 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,092 Bye! 218 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:14,431 Bye! 219 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,820 Hey. 220 00:12:41,945 --> 00:12:42,947 Hey. 221 00:12:43,281 --> 00:12:46,120 You notice anything different about me? 222 00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:48,166 Baby got back. 223 00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:50,337 You still have... Are you serious? 224 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,424 - Maya, no. - What? 225 00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:55,013 You promised that we give it back, like, stop. 226 00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:58,269 Right, you seriously need to chill 'cause I'm gonna give it back tomorrow. 227 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,025 Like, nine people have looked at my butt and my boobs for some reason 228 00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:03,906 and I've literally only been here for ten minutes. 229 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:05,367 Nine. 230 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,371 Hey, bowl cut. 231 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,957 I mean Maya. 232 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,752 Don't look at me. 233 00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:13,299 Ten. 234 00:13:14,051 --> 00:13:17,140 OK, you got checked out ten times. Like I do... I do, too. 235 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,101 Like... 236 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,690 - Oh, Alex, look. - Oh, shit. 237 00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:27,702 - I need it. - What? 238 00:13:27,786 --> 00:13:29,498 It, it, it. 239 00:13:29,581 --> 00:13:31,210 - Anna. - Maya. 240 00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:33,339 - What? No. - Give it to me. 241 00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:36,011 Give me the... Give me the thing. 242 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,288 Hey. 243 00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:57,137 Let's make love. 244 00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,851 I do it all the time. 245 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,046 What happened to your neck? 246 00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:18,554 OK, I'm sorry. OK. 247 00:14:18,638 --> 00:14:20,475 She almost caught us. 248 00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:30,662 So, now that you've met your Fashion Show partners, 249 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:35,463 it's important between now and Saturday to really bond, OK? 250 00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:40,265 So turn to your partner and ask if you are a hat what kind would you be? 251 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,935 I don't really wear hats. 252 00:14:42,227 --> 00:14:44,356 Oh, Heather, you're so pretty, 253 00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:47,153 if I were a hat I'd be you. 254 00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:50,743 - You make my hair flat. - Oh, your hair is beautiful. 255 00:14:50,828 --> 00:14:53,040 - Your hair is beautiful. - No, it's not. 256 00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:54,751 I literally already love you. 257 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,965 I'm not kidding. 258 00:14:57,090 --> 00:15:00,013 - You're not? Wow. - No. 259 00:15:00,138 --> 00:15:01,850 Chew, chew. 260 00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:09,614 If I were a hat I would be of... a kind of like... 261 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,622 - Oh, my God. - We could get... 262 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,626 I'll give you... I'll give you a manicure. 263 00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:18,132 - OK. - You give me a foot massage. 264 00:15:18,299 --> 00:15:19,634 OK... now? 265 00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:29,446 Can... can... Hel... Can you... Can you let go? 266 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,949 You're hurting me. 267 00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:35,458 Pu, let go. Let go, Pu. 268 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,800 Pu diddly Pu, Pu diddly Pu, let go, yeah? 269 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:48,317 Heath, are you OK? 270 00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:50,279 Yeah, I'm fine I just... 271 00:15:51,573 --> 00:15:55,498 lost something. My mom is going to kill me. 272 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,920 Maybe one of us took it home accidentally. 273 00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:03,347 - What is it? - Um... it-it's private, you guys. 274 00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:07,188 I can't really tell you, but it's... it's pink. 275 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,190 OK. 276 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,986 - Let's look for it. - That's all we need to know. 277 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:12,240 OK, that's a good start. 278 00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:14,369 Look, don't worry. 279 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:15,998 - Can I look in your bag? - Yeah. 280 00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:20,381 Pink? 281 00:16:20,506 --> 00:16:22,887 - Anna, why aren't you looking? - I am. 282 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:26,518 Someone took it by accident, it's just really important. 283 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,813 Look in your bag. 284 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:30,944 I literally looked everywhere, you guys. I'm freaking out. 285 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,203 Oh, my God, I feel so bad for Heather. 286 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,207 I mean, like, we should definitely give it back. 287 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,169 Like tonight or like... 288 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:43,135 - Tomorrow, yeah. - Tomorrow, yeah. 289 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,391 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow. 290 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,044 - Tomorrow - Seriously, Anna... 291 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,967 give it to me between classes I'm gonna give it to her. 292 00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:05,596 Such a hypocrite! 293 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,830 Tomorrow. 294 00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:22,630 Tomorrow. 295 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,013 Hi, Anna. 296 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,295 - Tomorrow. - What? 297 00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:45,844 Twenty. 25, 30, I have thirty. Thirty, 35, 40, I have forty. 298 00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:46,888 I have forty. 299 00:17:47,013 --> 00:17:49,977 My tallies are through the roof. My gel pen is basically out of gel. 300 00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:51,898 - So, listen to me. - I'm listening. 301 00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:54,402 - OK, so we have the thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 302 00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:56,615 - We gotta give it back. - We gotta give it back. 303 00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:00,706 Tomorrow... 304 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:03,504 - So. To... - After the... 305 00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:05,633 - After the show. - ...the show. 306 00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,303 - After the show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the show. 307 00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,305 - After the show. - We are on the same page. 308 00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:09,307 We'll give it back after the show. 309 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:11,061 - OK, great. - After the fashion show. 310 00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,148 - Yeah. - Who has show dips? 311 00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:17,615 There, let's... 312 00:18:17,657 --> 00:18:20,413 - It's only fair rock, paper, scissor. - OK. I don't care. 313 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:22,083 On 15, go. 314 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:35,401 Oh, my God. 315 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,369 OK, ladies, listen up. 316 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,042 We don't have much time before the show 317 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,964 but as you know something of Heather's was stolen. 318 00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:47,050 A thong. 319 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,014 Please call it underwear, mom. 320 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,183 Shut up, sweetie. 321 00:18:51,224 --> 00:18:53,938 Everybody, stand up and get in a circle please. 322 00:18:54,022 --> 00:18:56,651 And whoever took Heather's thong 323 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,948 is going to put it in the middle of the table 324 00:18:59,032 --> 00:19:03,290 and no one will know because we're going to just turn around, 325 00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:07,673 close our eyes and hum on the count of three. OK? 326 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,385 One, two, three. 327 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:27,171 OK, open your eyes. 328 00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:32,933 - Yeah, yeah, you guys. - Really? 329 00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:34,734 - Gone. - OK, I see. 330 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,523 No one giving back. OK. OK. 331 00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,735 Well, I don't have time for this shit. 332 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,614 I have to take care of the elderly. 333 00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:43,997 So, Heather, you're gonna just have to wear the panties you have on. 334 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:49,382 Guys, seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Like, if someone took Heather's thong, 335 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:51,636 - just say so. - Yeah, you guys... 336 00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:54,642 It must have been Anna, Maya or Terra. 337 00:19:55,102 --> 00:19:56,646 - What? - What? 338 00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,860 The Bible says no thongs. 339 00:19:58,985 --> 00:20:00,571 Anna and Maya, you guys were in the changing room 340 00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:02,910 when all of us went to see Grandma Mary's room on Monday. 341 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,164 That's probably when you stole it, just admit it. 342 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,420 - That's insane, you're literally crazy. - What? 343 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:09,505 Show me your underwear. 344 00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:12,720 - OK, show you our underwear? - Show me just the top. 345 00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:13,890 Are you crazy? 346 00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:16,269 - Oh, Maya, show her your underwear. - OK, show your underwear. 347 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:17,898 Show me your underwear. 348 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:21,738 You guys, you guys, you guys, this is getting really out of hand. 349 00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,492 I agree and you're perverted. 350 00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:26,122 Can we just let it go, Becca? 351 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:30,882 Let's do the show, let's do the show, I'm really... I'm really sorry. 352 00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,385 I'm sorry you lost it. 353 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,138 Do you guys remember it's about the hats? 354 00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:43,240 Hello, welcome to the Hat Extravaganza. 355 00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:45,452 Thank you so much for coming. 356 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,085 I realized a lot of you were already here so thank you for leaving your rooms. 357 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:52,968 Also I'd like to thank my pals from my book club/wine club for being here. 358 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,180 So, please just enjoy yourself. 359 00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:57,643 OK, here we go, let's get crazy. 360 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,499 Liar! 361 00:21:39,227 --> 00:21:41,731 - She's gonna pull your pants down. - Who? 362 00:21:41,816 --> 00:21:44,237 Becca... Becca's gonna pull your pants down. 363 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:02,273 Oh, no, no, no, stop it. What's wrong with you? Come with me. 364 00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:03,275 Come with me. 365 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,797 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we got away with it. 366 00:22:14,882 --> 00:22:16,509 Oh, my God. 367 00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,846 Oh, my God. We got away with it, Anna. 368 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,056 What are you talking about, we got away with it? 369 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,352 I was embarrassed in front of the entire retirement community. 370 00:22:21,394 --> 00:22:22,771 - Oh, my God! - Take off the thong. We don't need it. 371 00:22:22,856 --> 00:22:26,279 - No. I'm keeping it. - "No"? 372 00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:28,533 - Anna, stop it, stop it. - Take it off, take it off. 373 00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:30,662 - Anna, stop it. You're gonna break it. - We're not stealers. We're not stealers. 374 00:22:30,787 --> 00:22:32,541 Stop! 375 00:22:32,876 --> 00:22:34,086 Stop! 376 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,797 No! 377 00:22:37,384 --> 00:22:39,555 Are you seriously serious? 378 00:22:39,639 --> 00:22:42,061 You, like, burned my asshole. 379 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,940 I'm freaking seriously dead serious 380 00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:46,444 'cause that thing was ripping everybody apart. 381 00:22:46,528 --> 00:22:49,659 You literally just, like, ruined my life! 382 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,706 That thong ruined you. 383 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,258 - Damn it. - And my vagina. 384 00:23:00,389 --> 00:23:04,188 I have to say sometimes things just don't turn out like you planned them, right? 385 00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:06,359 And I apologize for that. 386 00:23:06,442 --> 00:23:08,697 You should be apologizing to me. 387 00:23:10,325 --> 00:23:13,916 I literally can't talk to you right now when you have an attitude like that. 388 00:23:16,922 --> 00:23:22,349 Pu, can you please tell Anna that I'm not speaking to her either right now? 389 00:23:24,896 --> 00:23:25,982 Um, Pu... 390 00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:30,992 can you please tell Maya that sometimes you have to right your wrongs in life 391 00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:34,290 or karma will get you which is exactly what happened to me today? 392 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:35,960 - Thank you very much. - You know what, Pu, 393 00:23:36,085 --> 00:23:39,216 you please tell Anna that I'd like a karma to run me over 394 00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:40,887 because she destroyed the one thing 395 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:43,183 that actually made me feel pretty like a normal human. 396 00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:45,604 - But you're pretty now. - No, I am not. 397 00:23:45,646 --> 00:23:48,944 What is this thing? I mean I want one. 398 00:23:48,986 --> 00:23:51,157 - We can't talk about it. - You know, it's like pink... 399 00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:56,459 and it like, it's like, it has, it's like a stretchy. 400 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:57,544 It wasn't ours. 401 00:23:57,628 --> 00:23:59,966 Yeah, but when it was, it was really amazing. 402 00:24:00,384 --> 00:24:02,596 - See, you're overreacting right now. - No, I'm not. 403 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,350 - Truly... Tru... Maya... - Anna... 404 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:08,024 Truly your reaction is telling me that it's good that we destroyed it. 405 00:24:08,108 --> 00:24:10,737 That is literally the most messed up thing you could ever say 406 00:24:10,822 --> 00:24:13,159 because you weren't ugliest girl in school, OK? 407 00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:17,167 No, no, no, no, no, no, not to be corny, but I gotta say this... 408 00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:20,006 All my life I would grow a year older 409 00:24:20,132 --> 00:24:22,052 look back and think I was prettier the year before 410 00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:25,517 I never got to enjoy my beauty 411 00:24:25,642 --> 00:24:28,690 but I kept obsessing over it all the time. 412 00:24:29,525 --> 00:24:34,243 I wish someone had told me when I was younger that I was beautiful 413 00:24:34,326 --> 00:24:38,501 because of who I was not what I had. 414 00:24:47,227 --> 00:24:48,772 Is she choking? 415 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,951 "I... am... beautiful." 416 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,955 She's saying "I'm beautiful 417 00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:01,297 and I don't need things on my body 418 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,092 to make me feel beautiful." 419 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,265 - You got that from that? - Yeah. 420 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:07,684 Wow. 421 00:25:11,234 --> 00:25:14,156 How's everybody holding up? Pu? 422 00:25:15,325 --> 00:25:17,663 Something magical just happened. 423 00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:25,303 OK, Pu, stop it. 424 00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:28,560 I get it! OK? Let go. 425 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:30,940 You know what to do. 426 00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:43,214 - Maya? - What? 427 00:25:59,788 --> 00:26:02,252 I'm not abandoning you. I'm just letting you go 428 00:26:03,212 --> 00:26:07,972 and you're gonna be loved just like I... love you. 429 00:26:08,097 --> 00:26:09,516 Bye. 430 00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:11,646 Bye. 431 00:26:14,318 --> 00:26:15,362 OK, let's go. 432 00:26:15,445 --> 00:26:17,115 - Let's go. - Are you OK? 433 00:26:17,157 --> 00:26:18,181 Yeah. 434 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,374 - Proud of you. - Yeah. 435 00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:24,546 - Um, do I look OK? - Yeah. Do I? 436 00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:27,887 Yeah, but it's what's inside that counts, so... 437 00:26:27,971 --> 00:26:30,810 - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. - Right. 438 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,955 Pu? Pu? 439 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,708 I forgot your grapes, OK? 440 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:07,382 Gonna get you some purples, OK? Purples. I'll be right back. 32888

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