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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,863 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 2 00:00:58,904 --> 00:01:01,517 - Good morning. - Thank you. 3 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:04,375 - I'll pay you well. - Okay. Okay. 4 00:01:14,906 --> 00:01:17,215 Oh! Look at you run! 5 00:01:17,248 --> 00:01:20,777 However, you don't last very long at the Olympics! 6 00:01:20,802 --> 00:01:23,735 Now get back to work, Mischo! You're not a runner! 7 00:01:27,222 --> 00:01:29,267 No more of that, Mischo! 8 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,775 - Good morning, Miss. - Good morning. 9 00:01:42,696 --> 00:01:45,012 Thanks! Did you put some Mortadella in for me? 10 00:01:45,037 --> 00:01:47,037 Yes, everything you want. 11 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:51,319 What beautiful prosciuttos! 12 00:01:55,187 --> 00:01:57,318 - Miss, here's your vegetables. - Thank you. 13 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,838 - Nini, I'll see you later. - Anytime. 14 00:02:14,012 --> 00:02:16,590 Guys! Guys! Guess who is outside! 15 00:02:16,615 --> 00:02:20,225 - But who? - It's the new gym teacher! Hold me up! 16 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,601 Otherwise, I'll jump on her and rip off all her clothes! 17 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:26,259 Listen, don't be a fool... don't be foolish! 18 00:02:26,283 --> 00:02:27,827 You'll just get burned by her! 19 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:29,311 Hello there. 20 00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:51,103 Guys, I've made up my mind. 21 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:54,208 How much do you want to bet that in 5 days that I will... 22 00:02:55,254 --> 00:02:58,536 - You will screw her? - Yes, I will screw her,yes sir! 23 00:02:58,561 --> 00:02:59,699 Are you opposed? 24 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:02,843 He makes a lot of noise then deflates like a balloon. 25 00:03:02,868 --> 00:03:04,869 So, do you know him well? 26 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,028 Who me? No! 27 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,809 But Carla told me that he seems to be a pansy! 28 00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:11,951 Against me, there isn't any match! 29 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,069 Listen guys. 30 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,301 We'll get the new gym teacher, 31 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:18,675 if only we can get rid of our old gym teacher! 32 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,871 Bravo, Mauro! That's a stupendous idea! A bomb! 33 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:24,620 No bomb! We have Italian class now. See you guys in gym class. 34 00:03:24,645 --> 00:03:27,812 We'll have to prepare something special! 35 00:03:27,837 --> 00:03:30,507 So! In any ancient or modern poem, 36 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:32,797 in every 500, 1000, or 7500 verses, 37 00:03:32,822 --> 00:03:35,482 there comes along a verse that is cacophonous. 38 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,385 Guys, excuse the expression but, 39 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:41,692 etymologically speaking, the word "cacophonic" comes from Greek, right? 40 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,606 "Caco" means ugly... 41 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:45,545 "Phonic..." sound. 42 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:47,912 So if "phonic" means sound and "caco" means ugly... 43 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:51,146 Then what happens is that the verse becomes a joke. 44 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:52,186 (Barese dialect) "Clear"? 45 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:54,946 Excuse me, Professor, is this class Italian or Spanish? 46 00:03:54,971 --> 00:03:57,444 Spanish! Your mother! Now she must be Spanish! 47 00:03:57,469 --> 00:04:00,701 How am I supposed to know? You said "clear" weird! 48 00:04:00,726 --> 00:04:03,048 That word means clear or sure... 49 00:04:03,072 --> 00:04:04,644 "Clear", I speak seamlessly! 50 00:04:04,668 --> 00:04:08,298 Don't give me a hard time and don't break my... "text." 51 00:04:08,955 --> 00:04:12,582 "Sorry, Professor, it's your "Barese" pronunciation from "Puglia!" 52 00:04:12,607 --> 00:04:14,340 Do I look like some kind of foreigner? 53 00:04:14,365 --> 00:04:17,308 Boys and girls, let's clarify this for the umpteenth time. 54 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,882 I pronounce words very clearly! 55 00:04:18,907 --> 00:04:20,137 and for your information, 56 00:04:20,162 --> 00:04:22,035 I am an academic from "Cluscola!" 57 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,681 Then I graduated in literature in Lecce. 58 00:04:23,706 --> 00:04:25,434 In literature or in law? 59 00:04:25,459 --> 00:04:28,010 In literature from Lecce, a city near Taranto. 60 00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:30,657 And I am unique... 61 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:32,382 in a country like Italy... 62 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:35,169 where bandits compete with bandits... 63 00:04:35,194 --> 00:04:38,259 without any connections or help... 64 00:04:38,284 --> 00:04:40,835 I won a competition for this position. 65 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,694 How many competitors were there? 66 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:44,458 One, me alone. 67 00:04:46,992 --> 00:04:50,240 Now let's talk about poetry and rhymes. 68 00:04:50,265 --> 00:04:52,425 The most important thing about rhymes and poems, 69 00:04:52,449 --> 00:04:54,449 is a clear Italian pronunciation. 70 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:57,828 For example, let's talk about a contemporary poet, 71 00:04:57,853 --> 00:04:59,244 Giosuè Carducci. 72 00:04:59,776 --> 00:05:02,514 "The tree where the camel lies..." 73 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:04,938 "The green of the grass..." 74 00:05:08,193 --> 00:05:11,356 Because poetry has a musical rhythm..."ooh" 75 00:05:15,564 --> 00:05:19,224 "... what do you know about the railway... what do you know..." 76 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,821 So! Now let's talk about peaceful rhymes. 77 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:29,277 The rhyme doesn't interest me as much as the meter. 78 00:05:29,302 --> 00:05:30,676 Let me give you an example... 79 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:33,250 "What do you know about a wheat field...", "ooh..." 80 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:35,539 "What do you know about a profane love", "ooh..." 81 00:05:35,564 --> 00:05:39,136 "... what do you know about the railway... what do you know?"... 82 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,024 "Stop!" 83 00:05:51,049 --> 00:05:54,188 How many times do I have to tell you to knock before coming in? 84 00:05:54,212 --> 00:05:57,399 Bastard... I’ll take your intestines out and wrap them around your neck... 85 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,023 - Coffee! - Right away! 86 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,242 - Excuse me... - How much sugar? 87 00:06:02,267 --> 00:06:03,839 I'll tell you when enough is enough. 88 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,604 For those who don't know, let me tell you that I'm not feeling well... 89 00:06:07,629 --> 00:06:09,964 So, the doctor recommended that I eat breakfast in class, 90 00:06:09,989 --> 00:06:12,562 because I have bit of depression... 91 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:14,507 (everyone) "I have permission"... 92 00:06:14,531 --> 00:06:15,868 Enough! 93 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:22,889 - You bastard! It's bitter! - Oh, really? 94 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:24,717 Enough! 95 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:36,193 - Well! Well! - Right away. 96 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:39,758 - Excuse me. - (everyone) "We know, we know". 97 00:06:49,483 --> 00:06:50,961 It's funny isn't it, huh? 98 00:07:00,192 --> 00:07:01,534 Anacleto? 99 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,712 - The straw! - What straw? 100 00:07:04,737 --> 00:07:06,064 Your mother's straw! 101 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:09,582 Where is the straw you damn sucker! You are a cream sucker! 102 00:07:09,607 --> 00:07:11,338 - Here it is! - A straw! 103 00:07:11,363 --> 00:07:14,773 Ah! I have to vent, Madonna. Now give me your hands... 104 00:07:14,798 --> 00:07:15,814 - What? - Your hands! 105 00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:17,838 - Ah, the hands. - The hands. 106 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,518 Out! 107 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:37,844 Regarding the teaching methods in our school, umm... that teaching... 108 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:38,996 That's what I wanted to say! 109 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:40,641 No, no, no... 110 00:07:40,665 --> 00:07:42,432 - Mezzoponte, no! - No. 111 00:07:42,457 --> 00:07:43,985 I'm talking, eh? 112 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,247 I didn't want to say anything! 113 00:07:45,272 --> 00:07:49,235 Regarding the teaching methods of Miss Gambetti... 114 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,704 Our physical education teacher, 115 00:07:52,729 --> 00:07:57,833 let me tell you that when she comes in, I'll immediately... Who is it? 116 00:07:57,858 --> 00:08:00,455 - Good morning. - Good morning. 117 00:08:09,914 --> 00:08:12,948 - Mr. Principal, what were you saying? - Eh? Ah! 118 00:08:13,691 --> 00:08:15,457 And no, Mezzoponte, no, no! 119 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,968 - I'm not talking! - You're standing! 120 00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:18,992 Ah, I didn't realize! 121 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:23,708 Miss, don't take this personally... 122 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:25,099 I understand... 123 00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:28,272 You are continuing to discuss my teaching methods. 124 00:08:28,297 --> 00:08:30,072 No, my dear. Hold on. 125 00:08:30,096 --> 00:08:32,494 Please, don't use the word method. 126 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,948 If only gives me goosebumps. 127 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,098 I'd have to say you are starting a revolution. 128 00:08:37,123 --> 00:08:39,217 Hey, listen to the Professor, Professor! 129 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:40,557 Mezzoponte, no, no! 130 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:42,281 Eh, no! Let Mezzoponte speak this time! 131 00:08:42,305 --> 00:08:43,861 Let me speak Mr. Principal! 132 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:46,471 So, as a Professor of Italian, 133 00:08:46,496 --> 00:08:48,755 as well as a professor of Italian Literature, 134 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,189 I want to clarify, 135 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,317 that each word has it's own etymology. 136 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:55,766 Let's first establish the etymology of the words... 137 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:58,046 system and education! "Clear"! 138 00:08:58,409 --> 00:09:00,202 In the year 1844... 139 00:09:00,227 --> 00:09:02,700 Ah... No, your time is up! 140 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:04,198 We need to move on... 141 00:09:04,222 --> 00:09:05,340 Excuse me, Mr. Principal, 142 00:09:05,364 --> 00:09:09,053 my system has a good track record in American schools. 143 00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:11,111 In the most advanced country in the world, 144 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,173 always a pioneer in progress. 145 00:09:13,198 --> 00:09:15,675 Bravo! Excellent! Long live the U.S.A.! 146 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:20,069 I don't see anything wrong with teaching methods based on, 147 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,936 rhythmic and hygienic gymnastics. 148 00:09:22,961 --> 00:09:24,305 Excuse me. 149 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:28,280 I agree! And long live the system, 150 00:09:28,305 --> 00:09:29,758 and long live the office of hygiene! 151 00:09:29,783 --> 00:09:31,710 And long live the good of the state! 152 00:09:33,396 --> 00:09:35,221 Mezzoponte you are ranting! 153 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:37,749 ...and long live Mr. Principal! 154 00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:46,949 Miss Gambetti, don't worry. 155 00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:48,866 Professor Fiorinti, without mentioning his name, 156 00:09:48,891 --> 00:09:52,251 pretends to be fearless and clueless, 157 00:09:52,276 --> 00:09:53,562 But it's just bullshit! 158 00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,138 Well, I don't even listen to him! 159 00:09:55,163 --> 00:09:57,548 You need to listen to a real man, 160 00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,663 without naming names, let's say... 161 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:01,806 - Professor, someone like you? - "Thank you", Miss. 162 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:05,637 I really admire your teaching methods. 163 00:10:05,663 --> 00:10:08,772 - Thank you. - Your method is out of this world. 164 00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:09,941 Professor, I... 165 00:10:09,966 --> 00:10:12,887 I could really use your method because it is very unique. 166 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,317 Your kindness gives me great comfort. 167 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:17,576 Well, speaking of that, Miss, 168 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:20,059 during the past 5 or 6 months, I wanted to tell you... 169 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:23,744 that about 5 or 6... private lessons would do us both good. 170 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:25,185 I am fat! 171 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,609 But you look fine! 172 00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:27,641 - So you say. - Yes. 173 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:31,383 I'm 40 years old, Miss. I want to make it to 50. 174 00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:34,182 When can we have a tete-a-tete lesson at your home? 175 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:36,472 - Professor... - Go away, janitor... so when? 176 00:10:36,496 --> 00:10:38,024 I don't know... 177 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:39,659 Just tell me when you want me to come. 178 00:10:39,684 --> 00:10:41,516 Okay... sooner or later. 179 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,066 - Tomorrow morning? - Professor. 180 00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:44,783 - What the fuck do you want? - It's urgent! 181 00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:46,964 Professor, go ahead with your business. 182 00:10:46,988 --> 00:10:48,672 In the meantime I have to run. 183 00:10:48,696 --> 00:10:50,637 See you later, bye. 184 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:53,120 - What a method! - Is that what you call a method? 185 00:10:54,702 --> 00:10:56,122 Ah, how disgusting! 186 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,401 You miserable asshole! 187 00:10:57,426 --> 00:11:01,060 You always mess up nice things! I was talking about her method! 188 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:02,603 - Take a look up there. - Yes. 189 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,935 No I have vented... so go ahead with what's so urgent. 190 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,382 I have everything you could want... 191 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,636 - Yes. - Here are the phone bills... 192 00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:12,990 and here is some shaving cream. 193 00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:15,807 What is this crap. Who ordered this? 194 00:11:15,832 --> 00:11:17,176 But the TV says it's better. 195 00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:18,217 The television says so... 196 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,131 Why don't we give it a try. 197 00:11:23,662 --> 00:11:24,910 Now I feel much better! 198 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,574 Go and tell them that their TV channel and their products are both assholes! 199 00:11:28,599 --> 00:11:30,243 - Understood? - What do have against them? 200 00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:31,365 No, I'm only against you! 201 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,422 I created you and I can destroy you, I'll transfer you to Sardinia. 202 00:11:34,447 --> 00:11:35,933 That's great! I have a house there! 203 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,339 Oh really! Forget about Sardinia! To the mountaintops! 204 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,921 8500 meters high and all frozen! 205 00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:42,256 - No, you're lying. - All still like this! 206 00:11:42,281 --> 00:11:44,115 I'm from Puglia! That's what I'm like! 207 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:46,830 - Where are your cigarettes? - I don't have any. 208 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:48,747 You give them to everyone, but for me, nothing! 209 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:50,006 They are easier on me! 210 00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,943 Umm, Anacleto, Anacleto... 211 00:11:51,968 --> 00:11:55,421 You know what I have become? I have become a masochist. 212 00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:57,796 I'll break you and squeeze your throat! 213 00:11:57,821 --> 00:11:59,601 - How many times have I told you? - 10 times. 214 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:02,142 Understand that I will become the principal here! 215 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,215 Yes, Mr. Principal. 216 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,355 Silence you idiot! 217 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,919 I don't want to be sent to Sardinia? I don't have a house there! 218 00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:08,087 - Use my house. - Oh, yeah? 219 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:09,620 - Take a look up there. - What is it? 220 00:12:11,805 --> 00:12:13,476 Why are you yelling? I didn't do anything! 221 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,212 Well it still hurts from before. 222 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:16,376 Damn it! I'll kill him! 223 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:18,956 Just like Agatha Christie, I will kill him ten times! 224 00:12:18,981 --> 00:12:20,758 I'll kill him! No respect! 225 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,573 I tricked him... I tricked him... 226 00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:24,693 - Call Domenico. - Domenico! 227 00:12:24,718 --> 00:12:27,177 - Yes. - Come over here! 228 00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:32,863 You know what I need and for what... right? 229 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:36,372 Boys! Boys! 230 00:12:36,397 --> 00:12:39,738 One of you has to go to the teachers' office. 231 00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:42,417 Hey, that little group over there! 232 00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:43,496 Who, us? 233 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,608 Are you crazy? 234 00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:46,317 They are missing four bars of soap. 235 00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:48,035 And you are looking for them here? 236 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,132 The professors won't miss them yet. 237 00:12:51,157 --> 00:12:54,807 - So you say... - That's all we have to say. 238 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:57,932 Pass it over here... 239 00:12:57,957 --> 00:12:59,623 Yes, over here. 240 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,020 Pass the ball over here. 241 00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:07,254 Okay, let's go on then... 242 00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:08,377 - I'll go up. - Yes. 243 00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,309 Who knows how much time we have? 244 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:13,695 You go up to the top first, then we'll hand you the soap. 245 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,583 Hurry up! Climb the rope! Go, go! 246 00:13:17,271 --> 00:13:19,968 Go on up. Go on! 247 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:21,917 Hand me the soap! 248 00:13:27,144 --> 00:13:28,629 Now I understand. 249 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,835 Hello? Red Cross? 250 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,860 This is the Fratelli Bandiera Institute. 251 00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:43,016 Send an ambulance! 252 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:46,344 Not right away! In exactly 10 minutes! 253 00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:58,000 The madman has arrived! 254 00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:01,311 Here I am, with acrobatic punctuality! 255 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:05,531 Today, as I promised you, we will face the climbing pole! 256 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,313 How does one climb the pole? 257 00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:10,283 How does one climb the pole? 258 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,763 How does one climb the pole? 259 00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:15,851 Assholes! 260 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:18,934 The initial effort must be concentrated on the arm! 261 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,189 The arm... 262 00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:22,612 The forearm. This is the perfect pose. 263 00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:23,982 Then the calf. 264 00:14:24,902 --> 00:14:27,708 The calf wraps around in a spiral. 265 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,318 Take this pose... 266 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:32,383 as if it were an ideal shape to climb. 267 00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:35,403 Then the initial effort is with the arm... 268 00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:38,067 then the forearm, then the calf. Ah! 269 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,903 Arm, forearm, calf. Ah! 270 00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:43,587 Arm, forearm, calf. Ah! 271 00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:45,733 He is getting a blow job! 272 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:49,223 Ah! Arm, forearm, calf. Ah! 273 00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:50,249 Clear? 274 00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:51,279 Excuse me, Professor, 275 00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:54,090 I understood that you have to wrap the leg correctly... 276 00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:57,235 I'm just afraid of hurting my balls! 277 00:14:57,261 --> 00:15:02,375 Assholes! It's never happened to me in the 25 years I've been climbing the pole! 278 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,306 They call me "balls of steel"! 279 00:15:04,331 --> 00:15:06,801 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 280 00:15:06,825 --> 00:15:09,058 Now slip in behind me! Move it! 281 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,142 Let's move on to the practical demonstration! 282 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,619 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 283 00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:19,506 Now everyone form a semicircle. 284 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:22,525 And now you larvae of men, larvae of gymnasts, 285 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:26,049 The monkey from Gallarate will show you how to tackle the pole. 286 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,867 Be careful, because I run the risk of going into orbit! 287 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,466 Don't overdo it! 288 00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:34,105 Like our fathers did before! 289 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,313 Arm, forearm, calf! 290 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:39,751 Arm, forearm, calf! Ah! 291 00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:42,618 Arm, forearm, calf! Ah! 292 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,134 Arm, forearm, calf! Ah! 293 00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:47,765 Come on! Come on! You monkey from Gallarate. 294 00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:51,488 - It broke! - Seriously! 295 00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:58,067 Poor guy, that was really a bad joke! 296 00:15:58,092 --> 00:16:00,178 It serves him right, he needs to learn how to teach! 297 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,863 Arm, forearm, calf! Arm, forearm... 298 00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:04,655 But I don't understand why you did it. 299 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,036 Let me explain... it's so he'll be out of class for a month! 300 00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:11,648 Hold on! This time you really over did it! 301 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:14,227 Over did it! He only broke a leg! 302 00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:29,313 So, you don't like what he makes you do? 303 00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:33,231 That's not it. He needs to change. Like your teacher, for example. 304 00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:34,434 By the way, 305 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,573 does your teacher dress scantily during class? 306 00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:37,602 Of course. 307 00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:42,139 Her system is based on freedom of movement. 308 00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:45,170 Holy shit! It must be beautiful. 309 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:53,404 What are you doing? We were talking about Claudia and freedom of movement. 310 00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:55,915 Now you want to have your way with me! 311 00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:59,199 - I think you're jealous! - And I think you're bold! 312 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,761 Yes I'm bold and you're irresistible! 313 00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:09,892 And you're stupid! You knew I would let you do it! 314 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:12,710 - So, do you like me? - I lack someone better at the moment! 315 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,103 In the region of Canosa di Puglia, 316 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:19,320 there is a poet I know... Zingarelli, 317 00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:22,623 who is from Cerignola, a place near Canosa di Puglia. 318 00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:25,189 So! He wrote these sublime verses. 319 00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:29,250 "Let's run away from this sad evil world"... 320 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,219 "Let's fly to the heights with a flap of wings..." 321 00:17:32,815 --> 00:17:35,454 "and leave crawling monsters on the ground"... 322 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,153 It's so beautiful, I can't go on! 323 00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:40,562 So, so, so... you! 324 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,383 - You. What you are looking at? - Who, me? 325 00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:45,732 - What's your name? I forgot. - It's Adam. 326 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:46,887 Adam, Ademi? 327 00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:48,835 What's your mother's name? It must be Eve. 328 00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:53,047 That was a good one! He doesn't like it! 329 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,833 I just wanted to make a joke. 330 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,337 Come here. 331 00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:02,936 Take it easy, eh? 332 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,664 - Don't worry! - Erase that! 333 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,607 What are these? Your sister's tits? 334 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,268 Asshole! Write! (Barese dialect) "Let's run away"... 335 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:20,709 "Let's run away"? 336 00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:24,967 "from this sad world"... 337 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,842 "from this sad evil world"... 338 00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:29,828 From this... 339 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,124 sad... 340 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,546 honey... 341 00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:37,542 Honey? 342 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,867 - What did you write? - "Honey!" 343 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:42,564 It's the same as your mother! 344 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,673 (Barese dialect) I said "evil" not "honey. You dummy! 345 00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,006 Give me the chalk! 346 00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:52,154 (Barese dialect) "Meli"... 347 00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,441 Ah,"Mali"! 348 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,009 Am I speaking Japanese? Now write... 349 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,478 "Let's fly to the heights"... 350 00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:00,996 to the... 351 00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:02,712 heights... 352 00:19:03,378 --> 00:19:05,378 - "To the heights"? - "with a flap of wings..." 353 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:09,567 What the hell, you damn bastard! 354 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:12,604 - "with a flap"... - Stop! 355 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:14,815 Let me write! 356 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,219 "of wings"... 357 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,015 Just so there's no doubt! 358 00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,104 Listen "Adam", Ademi. 359 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,474 You're just being silly... You are stubborn! 360 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,070 Your head is like a "sex"! 361 00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:28,873 What you mean is, like a "stone". 362 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,306 Don't make fun of my Barese accent, eh? 363 00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,561 Take your place! 364 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,184 And now boys and girls let's resume the metric. 365 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,442 It's like music... 366 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:44,715 Let's finish... "and leave crawling monsters on the ground"... etc. 367 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,710 This is the upbeat and the other is the downbeat. 368 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:51,347 Everyone, come on: "1 and 2. And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5." 369 00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:53,035 "Let's run away"... 370 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,858 "from this sad evil world"... Am I the only one reciting! Come on! 371 00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:57,987 (English) "Everybody". 372 00:19:58,011 --> 00:20:00,662 "And 1 and 2, 3, 4, 5"... 373 00:20:00,687 --> 00:20:06,472 "Let's run away from this sad "honey" world"... 374 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,394 Finally, you have got it! 375 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,939 That was good! Now pronounce it like me! 376 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:13,523 And 1 and 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 377 00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:18,962 "Let's run away from this sad "honey" world..." 378 00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:24,072 "and leave crawling monsters on the ground..." 379 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,980 May your souls burn in hell! 380 00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:29,085 Have you heard anything about Martorelli? 381 00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,237 They say he's in pretty bad shape. 382 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,545 Who knows how long he will be in the hospital. 383 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:36,050 I think it was on purpose so they would get our teacher. 384 00:20:36,075 --> 00:20:39,206 The joke was overdone. Don't you think so, Paola? 385 00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,192 It appear that that Mauro organized it. 386 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:44,035 - Mauro? Daniela's boyfriend? - Oh, yes. 387 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,883 He appears to have a crush on our gym teacher. 388 00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:53,265 Since you know so much, tell me when he sleep with her, eh? 389 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:56,608 When you were there, everything went well. 390 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,048 Everything went smoothly. 391 00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:01,639 I had no problems, no worries. Nothing. 392 00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:04,204 Why have you abandoned me? 393 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,904 Why did you leave me? 394 00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:12,037 "Ribo", when you ran, I could bet. Now I don't bet anymore! "Ribo"! 395 00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:15,336 When someone loves a horse like you, what's a gambler like me to do? 396 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,904 He kills himself! 397 00:21:16,929 --> 00:21:18,502 Oh, God, who is it? 398 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,630 I'm so sorry, eh. 399 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:26,378 - Come in. - Good morning, Mr. Principal. 400 00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:29,613 - Here I am. - Did you do everything? 401 00:21:29,651 --> 00:21:31,375 - Everything's okay, eh? - Not bad! 402 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,923 And voila, eh? 403 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,726 - Your fine from last month. - Paid? - Paid. 404 00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:37,582 - The light bill. - Paid? - Paid. 405 00:21:37,607 --> 00:21:39,555 - Very good! - The gas. - Paid? 406 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,057 - Paid? - Telephone? 407 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,901 - Disconnected? - No, paid! 408 00:21:42,925 --> 00:21:44,033 Ah, here! 409 00:21:44,057 --> 00:21:45,949 - The cigarettes... - Here! 410 00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:48,322 - The cigarettes... - And where is it? 411 00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:51,289 Here are the biscuits for diabetes. 412 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:52,522 Why do you scream? 413 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,722 Do you want everyone to know I have diabetes, eh? 414 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,078 - You already told me! - Anacleto! 415 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:59,245 - Well... - Anyway, thanks. 416 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:02,267 You're always a first-rate guy. 417 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,946 You run this school. 418 00:22:03,971 --> 00:22:05,281 But you're the principal! 419 00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:07,832 You're the janitor, but it doesn't seem to suit you. 420 00:22:08,832 --> 00:22:10,756 Dear, Anacleto. Unfortunately... 421 00:22:10,781 --> 00:22:14,663 yesterday, "Celestino", that bastard, lost the race. 422 00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:17,833 Do you know what they are saying about that horse? 423 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:21,107 - What are they saying? - He is not worth betting on! 424 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:25,765 Eh... now they say it, but they could have said it before I ruined myself! 425 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:29,320 - Now what do they say? - The next day they changed their tune! 426 00:22:29,345 --> 00:22:32,004 I understand! "Celestino" isn't going to win! 427 00:22:32,029 --> 00:22:34,328 What am I going to do tonight? 428 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,417 I've got to bet tonight! I've got to bet tonight! 429 00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:40,879 I'm going from bad to worse. I've already lost a salary and a half! 430 00:22:40,904 --> 00:22:42,074 Holy shit! 431 00:22:42,098 --> 00:22:43,666 I was hoping to make up for it tonight. 432 00:22:43,691 --> 00:22:46,046 - I actually have some information. - Yes... 433 00:22:46,071 --> 00:22:48,121 - A good horse? - A good horse! 434 00:22:48,146 --> 00:22:49,686 - The name? - "Beautiful Demon". 435 00:22:49,711 --> 00:22:51,139 - How old? - Five. 436 00:22:51,164 --> 00:22:53,430 - Time? - 1:20 in the dry, 1:22 in the wet. 437 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,755 - Odds? - 2 and a half. 438 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:55,786 - Son of... - of a bitch! 439 00:22:55,811 --> 00:22:57,975 - What is the birth line? - What do you mean? 440 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,368 - The father! - He's well, thanks. 441 00:22:59,393 --> 00:23:01,205 You're welcome, Anacleto. 442 00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:04,423 You know? Sometimes you make me lose my mind! 443 00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:08,533 But I trust you Anacleto! You don't say a thing! 444 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,327 - What do you mean? - Shut up, I got an idea. 445 00:23:10,352 --> 00:23:12,829 - What do you mean? - Shut up! 446 00:23:12,853 --> 00:23:14,660 Here you are go. Anacleto... 447 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,260 - This will stay between you and me, right? - Yes. 448 00:23:17,285 --> 00:23:18,635 - You are my friend? - Certainly! 449 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,343 Here. Do you see this? 450 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:23,402 - Here's the Olympic committee money... - Great! 451 00:23:23,427 --> 00:23:27,493 for our international school gymnastic events. 452 00:23:27,518 --> 00:23:30,960 Look here! This is what we will do! 453 00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:32,791 I won't say a thing... Shall we risk it? 454 00:23:32,816 --> 00:23:35,668 If we risk so much, it won't be lost on "Beautiful Demon".. 455 00:23:35,693 --> 00:23:38,036 It's too dangerous for me to go. 456 00:23:38,061 --> 00:23:39,489 Shall we bet it all on the winner? 457 00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:42,856 No. Let's put half to win and the other half to place. Just to be careful! 458 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:46,272 You are wise and prudent... You are wise and prudent... 459 00:23:46,297 --> 00:23:49,029 Yes, you are prudent and wise. I trust you. 460 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:52,343 Yes, I trust you. Go on. You are my strength. 461 00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:55,614 Yes, let's bet the whole money roll. 462 00:23:55,638 --> 00:23:56,762 Very well. 463 00:23:56,786 --> 00:23:59,805 By the way, let's go take look! 464 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:03,116 Let's go see how things are going... with that teacher! 465 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:25,185 What is Professor Gambetti's system? What does it consist of? 466 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:28,195 Well, do you hear that? 467 00:24:37,933 --> 00:24:40,070 - Enough, enough! - He said, "enough"! 468 00:24:40,095 --> 00:24:41,455 You shut up! 469 00:24:46,005 --> 00:24:47,334 Enough! 470 00:24:47,973 --> 00:24:50,235 This is not a gym... 471 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,506 it's a dance hall. 472 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,685 I must admit that Professor Fiorinti is right. 473 00:24:57,175 --> 00:25:01,069 Well, Mr. Principal, you should have a better look! 474 00:25:01,094 --> 00:25:02,308 These girls... 475 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:05,914 These girls have followed my method for a whole month. Take a look! 476 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:07,311 Look at them? 477 00:25:07,335 --> 00:25:09,885 - Take a good look. - I took a good look. So what? 478 00:25:10,431 --> 00:25:14,538 I'm looking at them! I'm here! I'm watching! 479 00:25:14,563 --> 00:25:16,179 I'm watching you! 480 00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:18,307 And now that I have taken a look... 481 00:25:18,332 --> 00:25:21,756 Tell me... Aren't they in perfect shape? 482 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,757 In shape! 483 00:25:24,782 --> 00:25:26,298 Damnation! 484 00:25:26,814 --> 00:25:30,612 Yes, I can't deny that they are in shape! 485 00:25:31,445 --> 00:25:35,908 But instead of looking like students, they look like television dancers! 486 00:25:35,932 --> 00:25:37,678 But now that they aren't moving... 487 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:42,706 And naturally, one can't help but see certain particular areas. 488 00:25:42,731 --> 00:25:47,558 Don't make insinuations! My eyes never seek any particular areas. 489 00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:54,494 Maybe his eyes are what you are alluding to. 490 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:58,723 Your system has a strange effect on simple, primitive men. 491 00:25:59,957 --> 00:26:04,437 Isn't that right, Anacleto? You horny caveman! 492 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,801 Mr. Principal, take a look at them in motion, 493 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,236 In a dance called "State Exam Fever". 494 00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:11,076 No, I can't do that now! 495 00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:14,213 No. Please wait. Just for a minute. 496 00:26:15,398 --> 00:26:18,495 Eh, if it's something quick! 497 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,198 Yes, thanks! 498 00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:28,514 - Are you dancing? - She is dancing also! 499 00:27:28,539 --> 00:27:31,432 I'm also dancing. I'm dancing. 500 00:27:41,848 --> 00:27:44,939 - Anacleto, are you dancing? - Eh... I can't help it! 501 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:47,654 I have to let it out! 502 00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:50,980 - Then go ahead and let it out. - Thank you. 503 00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:10,093 - And so? - And so what? 504 00:28:10,837 --> 00:28:12,861 Can't you tell me anything? 505 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,387 I can't tell you anything. 506 00:28:16,163 --> 00:28:20,765 I have a lot to tell you... but I'd rather see you in the office... 507 00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:25,892 So the square root of 625 is equal to A - B. 508 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:33,800 Then Y plus 45 divided by X is equal to X. 509 00:28:34,368 --> 00:28:37,737 Then X is what? It seems so easy. Right, boys and girls? 510 00:28:37,769 --> 00:28:39,818 Then X would be what? 511 00:28:40,189 --> 00:28:43,697 Maletti, so tell me what X is? It's what? 512 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,408 Uh, what do I know, ma'am? 513 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,279 X is uh... X is fine. Thanks. 514 00:28:49,304 --> 00:28:53,985 Shameless! You have truly hit rock bottom! 515 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:56,393 Better to hit rock bottom than float on the surface! 516 00:28:56,418 --> 00:28:57,982 What did you say? 517 00:28:57,983 --> 00:28:59,103 Oh, what arrogance! 518 00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:03,910 Do you think that I am deaf, blind, and stupid? 519 00:29:04,366 --> 00:29:06,337 You're doing fine by yourself! 520 00:29:06,362 --> 00:29:08,751 Come up to the blackboard since you talk so much! 521 00:29:08,776 --> 00:29:11,607 Well, Professor, I was actually being sincere. 522 00:29:11,632 --> 00:29:14,177 I'm don't care to hear it. Come up here to the blackboard. 523 00:29:14,202 --> 00:29:17,356 Show me what you can do. Hurry up! 524 00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:20,605 Now write. 525 00:29:21,175 --> 00:29:25,041 Take Pi with the coordinates 2 and 3. Two of coordinates 2 - 4. 526 00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:28,360 What's the equation of the line that passes between the two points? 527 00:29:28,385 --> 00:29:30,369 - Who, me? - Yes, you, huh? 528 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:31,394 Who else then? 529 00:29:31,419 --> 00:29:33,716 If I do it, we will be here all summer! 530 00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:37,098 - I'm going to eat this banana. - Banana? 531 00:29:37,099 --> 00:29:38,280 Yeah, this banana. 532 00:29:38,313 --> 00:29:40,597 - Put the banana away! - I don't want to! 533 00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:41,944 Give me that! 534 00:29:46,461 --> 00:29:48,898 Think about how long it's been since she's seen one. 535 00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:57,216 With your rhythmic method, is there a possible benefit... 536 00:29:57,241 --> 00:29:59,470 let's say for my size, eh? 537 00:29:59,495 --> 00:30:02,977 Size! Let's be frank. For my belly? 538 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,694 - Belly? - Yes, my belly is like a cabbage. 539 00:30:05,719 --> 00:30:08,753 Oh God, not that I'm overweight or old, 540 00:30:08,778 --> 00:30:10,247 But years have passed, 541 00:30:10,272 --> 00:30:12,298 and I have a sedentary lifestyle. 542 00:30:12,323 --> 00:30:13,704 Then, get up! 543 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:16,491 - I'm up. - Let me touch you please. 544 00:30:16,854 --> 00:30:19,233 - What do you want to touch? - Your muscles. 545 00:30:20,329 --> 00:30:21,753 - Raise your arms. - Arms are up! 546 00:30:21,785 --> 00:30:23,173 - Stay like that, eh? - Yes. 547 00:30:23,873 --> 00:30:25,089 - Well, yes. - Well, yes? 548 00:30:25,113 --> 00:30:28,402 - It's like a pillow. - The pillow is a bit loose... 549 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,163 - Turn around please. - Right away. 550 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,424 - Does that hurt? - No! 551 00:30:34,182 --> 00:30:35,282 Ouch! 552 00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:37,193 - You feel pain? - No. 553 00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:38,610 But it feels like stab wounds. 554 00:30:38,635 --> 00:30:40,653 Ay, ay, ay... 555 00:30:40,678 --> 00:30:42,837 - Oh God, is it serious? - Serious, no. 556 00:30:42,861 --> 00:30:45,277 If you don't hurry, it could become a problem! 557 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,627 Let's deal with it right away! I need your help. Understand? 558 00:30:48,652 --> 00:30:51,398 - Calm down, calm down. - I'm very calm! 559 00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:54,386 Oh my God, what is it? What is it? 560 00:30:54,411 --> 00:30:56,836 Let's try picking watermelons! 561 00:30:56,861 --> 00:30:59,933 Let's try picking watermelons. Right away! Eh. 562 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,725 Are we going to the countryside? 563 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:06,141 Listen, picking melons is exercise number 8 of my method. 564 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,639 Number 8! 565 00:31:07,664 --> 00:31:09,268 - If you have a moment... - Huh? 566 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:11,525 I'll show you what it's all about. 567 00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:13,056 - A moment? - Yes. 568 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,115 But I'm not going anywhere! 569 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,148 - Here. - Yes? 570 00:31:16,173 --> 00:31:17,386 - Are you looking at me? - Yes. 571 00:31:17,411 --> 00:31:19,945 - Now spread your legs. - Now spread my legs. 572 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:22,344 Chest upright, bend over... 573 00:31:22,368 --> 00:31:24,801 Slowly, slowly you lean forward. 574 00:31:24,826 --> 00:31:27,211 - With arms hanging down. - With my arms hanging down. 575 00:31:27,236 --> 00:31:28,881 - Swinging. - Swinging. 576 00:31:28,906 --> 00:31:30,105 - Slowly. - Slowly. 577 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:32,658 As if you wanted to pick something up off the ground. 578 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,352 Something off the ground... 579 00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:37,327 And then, stand up again. 580 00:31:37,351 --> 00:31:38,821 And then stand up again! 581 00:31:38,848 --> 00:31:40,893 Understand how to pick melons? 582 00:31:40,918 --> 00:31:43,315 Not really! Be kind and show me one more time! 583 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,469 Then, let me repeat. 584 00:31:44,494 --> 00:31:46,940 - The legs spread. - The legs spread. Very well. 585 00:31:46,965 --> 00:31:50,092 And you slowly bend forward. 586 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,356 And then, I pick it up, I don't pick it up. 587 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:54,311 - I pick it up. I don't pick it up. - Oh, no. 588 00:31:54,335 --> 00:31:57,481 - I pick it up. I don't pick it up. - No, I don't know that exercise! 589 00:31:57,506 --> 00:31:59,484 It's not so simple. It's slightly difficult. 590 00:31:59,509 --> 00:32:00,659 Oh, yes? 591 00:32:00,683 --> 00:32:03,512 You must have 40 to 50 kg on your shoulders. 592 00:32:03,537 --> 00:32:05,632 What an exercise! I understand. 593 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,802 40 to 50 kg. 594 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,924 - Take off your jacket. - What? 595 00:32:09,948 --> 00:32:11,663 Go on. Go ahead. 596 00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:14,139 - I take off my jacket? - Yes, remove it. 597 00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,775 - All of it? - Yes. 598 00:32:19,663 --> 00:32:21,721 No, that's enough. That's enough. 599 00:32:21,746 --> 00:32:23,529 That's enough? That's enough. 600 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:25,654 Now... 601 00:32:26,590 --> 00:32:28,932 Come closer! Press against me! 602 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,496 - Don't be afraid. Press against me! - I'm not afraid. 603 00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:33,867 I haven't done gymnastics in a long time, understand? 604 00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:35,713 - It's very easy. - It's easy, I know. 605 00:32:35,738 --> 00:32:38,017 - I told you it's easy. - It's very easy. 606 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,526 - Go on. Press! - Like this? 607 00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:40,948 - Like that. - That's it. 608 00:32:41,408 --> 00:32:45,277 Up and down. Up and down. 609 00:32:45,301 --> 00:32:47,162 I pick it up, I don't pick it up. 610 00:32:47,187 --> 00:32:48,694 I pick it up, I don't pick it up. 611 00:32:48,719 --> 00:32:50,953 - No, that's what I'm saying. - It doesn't matter. 612 00:32:50,978 --> 00:32:55,081 I pick it up, I don't pick it up. I pick it up, I don't pick it up. 613 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:57,721 - Beautiful! - Excuse me, Mr. Principal. 614 00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:02,208 What? What is it? 615 00:33:03,406 --> 00:33:05,685 Haven't you ever picked a watermelon. 616 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:07,280 Ah, picking watermelons... 617 00:33:09,252 --> 00:33:11,152 Nurse... 618 00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:12,672 Nun... 619 00:33:12,697 --> 00:33:15,752 Nurse! Oh my gosh... 620 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,947 - Let me read... - Nurse! 621 00:33:17,972 --> 00:33:20,961 What the hell do you want, you fat head! 622 00:33:20,986 --> 00:33:24,356 - I need a pee bottle! - What you need is a whore! 623 00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:27,235 You idiot, if you have legs, go to the toilet! 624 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:30,123 Mind your own business, I'll piss wherever I want. 625 00:33:30,148 --> 00:33:32,094 - Stupid, just piss on yourself. - Nurse... 626 00:33:32,119 --> 00:33:34,344 I'm not afraid to do it, stubborn! 627 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,228 Silence... Hello, who is this? 628 00:33:37,818 --> 00:33:39,214 Oh, Lord! 629 00:33:39,239 --> 00:33:41,760 No, no, no! Stay there! Stop, stop! 630 00:33:41,785 --> 00:33:44,139 No, no, no! Don't let her move! 631 00:33:44,164 --> 00:33:47,419 She can come up in 5-6 minutes. Alright? 632 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:48,769 Thank you. 633 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:51,949 Holy shit! What am I going to do now? 634 00:33:51,974 --> 00:33:54,260 - Nurse! - What can I do? 635 00:33:54,292 --> 00:33:55,763 Hey! Stubborn! 636 00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:57,859 - You're horrible! - I know what you want? 637 00:33:57,883 --> 00:33:59,809 - Isn't this nice? - Yes, it's nice! 638 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:02,729 See this? I have a pee bottle. 639 00:34:02,753 --> 00:34:05,759 - Eh? - I knew it, but I can't do it by myself! 640 00:34:05,784 --> 00:34:08,337 If you come to my bed, I'll lend it to you. 641 00:34:08,362 --> 00:34:10,277 Hey! Are you crazy or something? 642 00:34:10,302 --> 00:34:14,592 What are you thinking? Be good and I'll lend you the pee bottle. 643 00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:18,677 If you like, I'll give you my cock as well, since you like them so much! 644 00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:20,399 You suck on them like a straw, huh? 645 00:34:20,424 --> 00:34:22,426 Come on, do me this favor! 646 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,753 After all, it's really easy. You know? Come on! 647 00:34:41,237 --> 00:34:42,575 Come in! 648 00:34:43,924 --> 00:34:47,895 - Cheers, dear Professor. - Cheers to you, my dear. 649 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,144 Ah, I thought you would be in worse shape! 650 00:34:50,169 --> 00:34:52,585 They told me you were still in a cast! 651 00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:53,958 Those evil cuckolds! 652 00:34:53,983 --> 00:34:55,771 And that you couldn't even move your legs! 653 00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:57,166 Who me? 654 00:34:58,374 --> 00:34:59,573 Check this out, eh? 655 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,699 In spite of those morons! 656 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,472 Fantastic! A true miracle! 657 00:35:04,497 --> 00:35:06,633 Miracle? Fuck! Excuse the metaphor. 658 00:35:06,658 --> 00:35:08,488 It's my willpower! 659 00:35:08,513 --> 00:35:10,759 Excuse me, but will your visit be long? 660 00:35:10,784 --> 00:35:14,887 No... Just enough time to tell you that I've been entrusted with your boys. 661 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,231 But, no! 662 00:35:16,255 --> 00:35:17,551 For God's sake, no! 663 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:19,292 No one touches my students! 664 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:20,970 After all my work! 665 00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,597 My pride! 666 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:24,016 My work! 667 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,644 - I heard something. - Huh? 668 00:35:25,669 --> 00:35:27,160 Like someone was moaning. 669 00:35:28,006 --> 00:35:29,379 No, stop. 670 00:35:29,404 --> 00:35:32,219 - Maybe you don't hear very well. - No, I hear very well. 671 00:35:32,244 --> 00:35:33,492 Well, yes. Of course. 672 00:35:33,517 --> 00:35:35,190 It's just my stomach making noises. 673 00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:39,225 With this news like this, one is bound... to get a rush of bile. 674 00:35:39,249 --> 00:35:44,222 Damn, next week we will have the international basketball matches. 675 00:35:44,247 --> 00:35:45,712 Don't worry, 676 00:35:45,736 --> 00:35:47,907 your team is in very good hands. 677 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,088 You! 678 00:35:51,739 --> 00:35:53,558 Don't make me laugh! 679 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:57,042 Don't make me laugh! Silence! 680 00:36:00,206 --> 00:36:01,814 Don't make me laugh! 681 00:36:04,207 --> 00:36:06,345 You're being unfair, Professor Martorelli. 682 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:07,816 I don't understand. 683 00:36:07,841 --> 00:36:10,162 You're angry with me and I don't know why. 684 00:36:10,187 --> 00:36:12,702 No, no. I'm not mad at anyone. 685 00:36:12,727 --> 00:36:14,623 Yes, but everyone knows it. 686 00:36:14,648 --> 00:36:17,161 Yet, I have a lot of admiration for you. 687 00:36:17,185 --> 00:36:21,277 I know how much love and care you put into your work. 688 00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:23,891 Your generosity has always been... 689 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,533 a shining example! 690 00:36:26,430 --> 00:36:27,925 Really? 691 00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:29,237 Yes, certainly. 692 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,431 Really! 693 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,060 How beautiful! 694 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,198 But you never even realized it. 695 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:40,041 What are you doing, Professor? Do you realize it now? 696 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:44,007 Yes, yes. I can't help but realize it when you are here. 697 00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:46,125 I know. You are impulsive! 698 00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:47,578 Eh... 699 00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:49,678 But I wasn't offended at all, 700 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:53,593 for men like you, these must be compassionate gestures. 701 00:36:54,678 --> 00:36:56,409 - I understand you. - Thank you. 702 00:36:59,814 --> 00:37:02,579 What a long arm you have, Professor! 703 00:37:04,988 --> 00:37:06,770 To get to know you better! 704 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,826 The hand... the hand that sinned! 705 00:37:11,851 --> 00:37:15,470 It has to be punished. I'll punish it severely. 706 00:37:15,495 --> 00:37:17,285 Stop it, Professor. 707 00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,818 You are getting very agitated. 708 00:37:18,843 --> 00:37:20,875 - Don't you feel well? - I'm just very lively. 709 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,462 Hey, you have really overdone it! 710 00:37:24,823 --> 00:37:26,963 I'll get you good! 711 00:37:26,988 --> 00:37:28,783 Should I call the nurse? 712 00:37:28,808 --> 00:37:31,503 No, no, I can eat it myself. 713 00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:35,275 Enough! 714 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,610 That's enough! I've had enough! 715 00:37:38,635 --> 00:37:40,069 But who is this? 716 00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:43,245 A cast was put on over his diving suit. He's fine! 717 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:46,124 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 718 00:37:46,149 --> 00:37:49,484 This is worse than the Foreign Legion! 719 00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:51,353 1, 2, 1, 2 720 00:37:51,377 --> 00:37:54,774 Legs higher! Let's see your knees! 721 00:37:54,799 --> 00:37:56,354 Now, turn around! 722 00:37:56,379 --> 00:37:58,041 1, 2, 1, 2. 723 00:37:58,519 --> 00:38:00,990 1, 2. Legs higher! Legs higher! 724 00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:04,146 1, 2, 1, 2. Now, turn around! 725 00:38:04,171 --> 00:38:06,721 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 726 00:38:08,276 --> 00:38:09,282 Legs higher! 727 00:38:09,306 --> 00:38:11,722 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 728 00:38:13,018 --> 00:38:14,422 Class, stop! 729 00:38:15,004 --> 00:38:17,840 Boys, I'm sorry, but we have a lot of work to do! 730 00:38:17,865 --> 00:38:19,446 I'll give you 2 minutes of rest... 731 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,816 and then on to the parallel bars. Alright? 732 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,288 Excuse me, Miss. 733 00:38:31,235 --> 00:38:33,151 Why don't we try some music? 734 00:38:33,176 --> 00:38:36,264 Yes, that sounds good. After all, we have been waiting 6 days! 735 00:38:36,289 --> 00:38:38,189 I don't understand what you're saying. 736 00:38:38,214 --> 00:38:41,465 Yes, in short, we also want to try rhythmic exercises... 737 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:43,366 the same as our classmates. 738 00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:45,770 Everyone is talking about it. It must be a fantastic system! 739 00:38:45,795 --> 00:38:48,734 Think about it. Even our principal has authorized it. 740 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:49,830 Good idea, boys. 741 00:38:49,855 --> 00:38:52,085 Very well. Let's get started right away! 742 00:39:05,390 --> 00:39:06,934 Mamma mia! 743 00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:09,368 Hurry up, everyone line up. 744 00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:11,608 Come on, line up you guys... 745 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,298 Boys, I have to warn you, 746 00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:18,590 before we try it with music as you said, 747 00:39:18,615 --> 00:39:21,844 first we must prepare with some preparatory gymnastics. 748 00:39:21,869 --> 00:39:25,878 - We are screwed! - Let's start with some classic push-ups. 749 00:39:25,903 --> 00:39:27,425 Come on! 750 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,069 Everyone on the ground. 751 00:39:29,094 --> 00:39:33,929 On the floor. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 752 00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:43,070 All together, legs stiff like mine. Take a look, eh? 753 00:39:44,473 --> 00:39:48,636 1, 2, 1, 2. 754 00:39:50,189 --> 00:39:52,300 1, 2, 1, 2... 755 00:39:56,548 --> 00:39:58,553 You are doing very well. 756 00:39:58,577 --> 00:40:02,168 1, 2, 1, 2. 757 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:05,358 No, no. You need to stiffen up. 758 00:40:05,382 --> 00:40:07,033 Go on now. 759 00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:12,103 1, 2... What are you doing? 760 00:40:13,698 --> 00:40:15,615 1, 2... 761 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:18,027 No, with your buttocks all stiff. 762 00:40:18,052 --> 00:40:20,323 Don't just put your buttocks in the air. Come on! 763 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:21,741 Be resolute. 764 00:40:23,716 --> 00:40:26,668 2, 1... 765 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:29,498 What are you doing? Straighten up! 766 00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:31,194 Straighten up, be rigid. 767 00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:38,106 1, 2, 1, 2... 768 00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:44,250 All together. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... 769 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:53,397 1, 2, 1, 2. 770 00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:56,744 That's enough, boys. 771 00:40:56,768 --> 00:40:58,768 Ah... mamma mia! 772 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,676 At this point, 773 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:04,217 it seem like time for a cold shower. 774 00:41:04,611 --> 00:41:08,706 Thanks, let's go... 775 00:41:09,859 --> 00:41:12,650 Please, Miss. Make yourself at home. My house is your house. 776 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:16,753 Oh! How nice it is in here. 777 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,674 - It just like being in a discotheque. - You like it? 778 00:41:19,698 --> 00:41:24,141 I wanted to create an environment suitable for a dance teacher. 779 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,908 - Ah, you surprise me, Professor. - Eh. 780 00:41:28,096 --> 00:41:30,769 - I would never have imagined it. - Would you like a Fernet-Branca? 781 00:41:30,794 --> 00:41:31,998 Do you have anything else? 782 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,548 I have American gum, American Coca-Cola, 783 00:41:34,573 --> 00:41:36,706 American whiskey, and some "Chateau La Fontaine". 784 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:39,209 - What's that? - Tap water. Voila! 785 00:41:39,234 --> 00:41:42,778 Professor, I accepted your invitation to give a private lesson, 786 00:41:42,803 --> 00:41:45,513 let's not waste time, let's do what we planned. Don't you agree? 787 00:41:45,538 --> 00:41:48,500 Let's get right down to it then, that's why I'm here. 788 00:41:48,525 --> 00:41:51,235 Well, where are we supposed to do it? 789 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,959 Unfortunately there is very little space. 790 00:41:52,984 --> 00:41:56,562 Little space... we can make enough room here. 791 00:41:56,587 --> 00:41:58,443 It may appear that there is little space, 792 00:41:58,468 --> 00:42:00,366 It seems a bit tight, it's not very wide. 793 00:42:00,391 --> 00:42:02,121 Well, that's not the case here. 794 00:42:02,146 --> 00:42:04,610 - Not the case... - Look, Professor, follow me. 795 00:42:04,635 --> 00:42:08,814 Let's start off with 2 or 3 uncomfortable positions. What do you think? 796 00:42:08,839 --> 00:42:12,063 You want start with the uncomfortable ones and the good ones later. 797 00:42:12,088 --> 00:42:13,794 As you wish. Very well. 798 00:42:13,819 --> 00:42:16,937 Can we move the table and the two puffy pillows? 799 00:42:16,962 --> 00:42:20,146 - Move them wherever you want. - And I'll make myself more comfortable. 800 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:21,968 Make yourself as comfortable as you want. 801 00:42:21,993 --> 00:42:24,522 This is wonderful environment! 802 00:42:24,547 --> 00:42:25,830 I'll throw this one. 803 00:42:25,855 --> 00:42:29,182 And I'll take this one... help me Holy Virgin... 804 00:42:29,207 --> 00:42:32,132 and throw it here. What else should I do? 805 00:42:32,157 --> 00:42:33,752 Oh, that is nice! 806 00:42:33,777 --> 00:42:36,040 What is that? That is an interesting belt. 807 00:42:36,065 --> 00:42:37,267 What is that? 808 00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:40,423 I bought it in America, it's for glasses. Very original, right? 809 00:42:40,448 --> 00:42:43,587 My brother has one too. He uses it to hold... 810 00:42:45,921 --> 00:42:48,437 - What are you doing? - What? Is there something wrong? 811 00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:50,327 Aren't you going to take off... 812 00:42:50,352 --> 00:42:52,931 Ah, I need to make myself more comfortable. 813 00:42:52,956 --> 00:42:55,957 I feel hot as hell. I can't wait to start... 814 00:42:56,653 --> 00:42:58,763 "One, two, three" and voila! 815 00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:00,418 I have a nice outfit. Do you like it? 816 00:43:00,443 --> 00:43:03,817 - What a disaster! - What do you think, Miss? 817 00:43:03,841 --> 00:43:07,357 Fat, cellulite, flabby muscles... 818 00:43:07,382 --> 00:43:10,510 You're in bad shape, you know? 819 00:43:10,535 --> 00:43:13,597 Ah, should I throw myself in the garbage bin, huh? 820 00:43:13,622 --> 00:43:15,232 But, no, ah... 821 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:16,819 Let's start with... 822 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,040 - With the watermelons. - No, the watermelons, no. 823 00:43:19,065 --> 00:43:21,006 - The cucumber harvest? - Why a cucumber harvest? 824 00:43:21,031 --> 00:43:23,060 Aren't we harvesting something for a salad? 825 00:43:23,085 --> 00:43:24,566 I pick it up, I don't pick it up. 826 00:43:24,591 --> 00:43:26,893 - I don't have anything like that! - No picking then! 827 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,606 We need an egg? 828 00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:32,459 The egg? Let's take two and scramble them later, huh? 829 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:34,661 No, I changed my mind. Get on the floor. 830 00:43:34,686 --> 00:43:37,271 - I changed my mind. Get down. - I'll get down. 831 00:43:37,296 --> 00:43:38,523 - There we go. - Yes. 832 00:43:38,548 --> 00:43:39,604 - The basket. - The basket. 833 00:43:39,628 --> 00:43:42,100 The basket is better. Then we will pick watermelons. 834 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:44,479 No, no. Lie down, please. 835 00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:47,155 Professor, give the watermelon. Don't you... Ah! 836 00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:49,747 That's the way, eh? No comes the fun part. 837 00:43:49,772 --> 00:43:51,100 Good, the fun part is coming. 838 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,801 - See? This is how it is done. - Yes, but what do I do? 839 00:43:53,826 --> 00:43:55,693 Now lift your leg in the air. 840 00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:57,134 The leg, that’s all? 841 00:43:57,158 --> 00:43:59,444 I look like and idiot moving my leg up and down. 842 00:43:59,469 --> 00:44:00,859 I'm overweight. I can't do it. 843 00:44:00,884 --> 00:44:02,416 You have to balance. 844 00:44:02,441 --> 00:44:04,448 Ah! You will tear me apart, Miss. Ah! 845 00:44:04,473 --> 00:44:06,154 One moment. I have an idea. 846 00:44:06,179 --> 00:44:08,259 Ideas come to me immediately, eh. 847 00:44:08,284 --> 00:44:10,412 Now, let's take this "stone". 848 00:44:10,437 --> 00:44:12,651 I'll use it as a counterweight, 849 00:44:12,676 --> 00:44:15,735 I look like an idiot going back and forth. 850 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,065 Let's try it. Ah. 851 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:19,353 No, Professor, there is no need! 852 00:44:19,378 --> 00:44:20,384 Very well... 853 00:44:20,418 --> 00:44:22,947 - Okay, I'll do it! - You do everything! 854 00:44:22,972 --> 00:44:24,359 Lie down. 855 00:44:24,384 --> 00:44:26,920 I don't think I will succeed... 856 00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:29,236 No, get on your side. 857 00:44:29,261 --> 00:44:32,636 Oh well, let's roll around. Maybe that's better. 858 00:44:32,661 --> 00:44:34,694 - Professor... - Be careful. Watermelons... 859 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,169 Watermelon on top of me. 860 00:44:36,194 --> 00:44:41,728 This is so complicated... I can't! You roll me up like a Persian carpet... 861 00:44:41,753 --> 00:44:45,008 Oh, the "stone", ah! Ah, the "stone"! 862 00:44:45,033 --> 00:44:46,066 The "stone"! 863 00:44:46,091 --> 00:44:48,231 It's weird how Puglians pronounce "stone" like "sex". 864 00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:52,704 And damn, the "stone" is breaking my bones and neck. Excuse me. 865 00:44:52,729 --> 00:44:55,929 The first time you do it, it hurts. Is it better now? 866 00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:58,192 - Is it better? Damn! - Sorry, what did you say? 867 00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:03,153 Eh... no it's that record that "John Travolta" made with "Bee Gee's" 868 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:05,730 Written by the the great American saxophone player, Stan K. 869 00:45:05,755 --> 00:45:07,535 "You'll Never Know" 870 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,990 What damn horse did you suggest? Who the hell is this "Beautiful Demon"? 871 00:45:12,015 --> 00:45:13,845 You're right, Mr. Principal. 872 00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:15,357 He is worse than a rocking horse. 873 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,613 And you will put me in a rocking chair? 874 00:45:18,638 --> 00:45:20,637 You ruined me, you bastard! 875 00:45:20,662 --> 00:45:23,500 I'll have you transferred to a juvenile hall as a janitor. 876 00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:25,434 You're right! I'll go pack my suitcase. 877 00:45:25,459 --> 00:45:27,634 No! First prepare a stretcher, 878 00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:30,480 I'll send you to hospital first. Understand? 879 00:45:30,505 --> 00:45:31,557 - Running away? - No! 880 00:45:31,582 --> 00:45:33,900 I'll break everything! Are you trying to run away? 881 00:45:33,933 --> 00:45:37,056 - Yes... - Stay right there! 882 00:45:37,512 --> 00:45:38,801 - Come here! - No! 883 00:45:38,826 --> 00:45:40,729 - No, let me go! - Who is going to pay? 884 00:45:40,753 --> 00:45:42,208 - Help! - Where are you going? 885 00:45:42,232 --> 00:45:45,247 I caught you! Now listen, handsome Anacleto! 886 00:45:45,272 --> 00:45:46,721 And now listen carefully... 887 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,959 - Do you hear those slaps? - I'm not deaf! 888 00:45:49,984 --> 00:45:52,228 Each one is worth 10,000 Lira each! 889 00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:53,783 But I'm 2.5 million short. 890 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:56,694 - Oh, God. How many slaps are there? - I don't know, do the math... 891 00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,323 I can't calculate! 892 00:45:58,348 --> 00:46:00,444 I'll do anything... That's makes four! 893 00:46:00,468 --> 00:46:03,140 I won't do favors for anyone else, just you! 894 00:46:04,048 --> 00:46:05,233 How many does this make? 895 00:46:05,258 --> 00:46:06,782 Oh God, stop! Stop for a moment! 896 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,916 Hold on! I know how we can get back 2 million! 897 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:11,213 - Another horse? - No! Enough with the horses! 898 00:46:11,238 --> 00:46:14,055 - A robbery? - No! It's a dance contest! 899 00:46:14,435 --> 00:46:16,432 - A dance contest? - Damn, where is it...? 900 00:46:16,457 --> 00:46:18,075 What does a contest have to do with me? 901 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:21,315 Look at this announcement... "Dance Contest" 902 00:46:21,339 --> 00:46:22,892 "Joy Joy"! 903 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:25,579 "Big dance contest, First prize: 2 million." 904 00:46:25,604 --> 00:46:27,610 - What kind of contest? - For the best dancer, no? 905 00:46:27,635 --> 00:46:29,747 What the hell! I don't know how to dance! 906 00:46:29,772 --> 00:46:31,149 - I figured it out! - Do you dance? 907 00:46:31,174 --> 00:46:33,780 I've already thought of everything! We'll get Miss Gambetti! 908 00:46:33,805 --> 00:46:34,821 You'll dance with her? 909 00:46:34,846 --> 00:46:38,207 - I didn't say that, but rest easy! - Will she do it? 910 00:46:38,232 --> 00:46:39,976 - I'll convince her! - You're crazy! 911 00:46:40,001 --> 00:46:41,950 I'm not in the mood for jokes! 912 00:46:41,975 --> 00:46:44,642 Anacleto, listen to me carefully... 913 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:46,875 This is the last chance I'll give you. 914 00:46:46,899 --> 00:46:49,615 Get on it or otherwise nothing will save you! 915 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,008 Now stop crying! 916 00:46:51,032 --> 00:46:54,033 And if they can't pay the bills, those poor people... 917 00:46:54,058 --> 00:46:56,087 They all end up on the street! 918 00:46:56,112 --> 00:46:59,280 Father, mother... seven small children! 919 00:46:59,571 --> 00:47:02,406 All are very young! 920 00:47:03,834 --> 00:47:08,217 I don't understand how the principal has anything to do with this family. 921 00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:10,693 This family... What's their name? 922 00:47:10,718 --> 00:47:14,002 Cavalli... The Aristide Cavalli family! 923 00:47:14,027 --> 00:47:16,453 Mr. Principal is like a benefactor to them. 924 00:47:16,478 --> 00:47:18,292 He always helps them. 925 00:47:18,317 --> 00:47:20,146 He promised this intervention, 926 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,582 so they wont be evicted. 927 00:47:24,849 --> 00:47:27,156 Why doesn't this Cavalli family talk to a judge? 928 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,552 They already have? 929 00:47:28,576 --> 00:47:30,825 He said if they don't pay within two days... 930 00:47:31,408 --> 00:47:33,956 they won't be able to see the little girl again! 931 00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:35,529 So much pain! 932 00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:39,969 Come now, Anacleto, you're going to make me cry too! 933 00:47:39,994 --> 00:47:41,965 The principal is devastated! 934 00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:44,624 If you dont help the Cavalli family... 935 00:47:44,649 --> 00:47:48,905 He'll do something crazy! Something crazy! Something crazy! 936 00:47:50,517 --> 00:47:51,913 Did you read that? 937 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,717 Yes but... 938 00:47:54,742 --> 00:47:59,277 It doesn't seem right for a teacher to take part in a dance contest. 939 00:47:59,302 --> 00:48:00,780 What are you saying, Miss? 940 00:48:00,805 --> 00:48:03,296 It always best to do a good deed! 941 00:48:03,321 --> 00:48:04,937 And who will recognize you? 942 00:48:04,962 --> 00:48:06,882 You are so good, so brave! 943 00:48:06,907 --> 00:48:08,915 If you beat them all, you can win 2 million! 944 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,571 I'll hand it to the principal. 945 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:13,056 He'll hand it to the horse... to the Cavalli family. 946 00:48:13,081 --> 00:48:14,594 And we'll all be happy! 947 00:48:14,619 --> 00:48:15,848 Please tell me yes! 948 00:48:15,873 --> 00:48:19,367 If there is a dance contest, you will need two dancers. 949 00:48:19,392 --> 00:48:21,482 - What about you? Will you do it? - I wish! 950 00:48:21,954 --> 00:48:23,942 If I wasn't out of practice... 951 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:27,237 But don't tell me you don't have someone your height. 952 00:48:27,262 --> 00:48:29,891 With all the people that admire you, come on! 953 00:48:29,916 --> 00:48:33,255 Yes... yes, perhaps I know of a young man. 954 00:48:34,271 --> 00:48:35,679 A certain Mauro... Mauro... 955 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,339 Bertarelli. Good idea! 956 00:48:37,363 --> 00:48:39,966 Telephone: 580-5622. 957 00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:43,169 (Radio advertisement playing...) 958 00:48:53,106 --> 00:48:55,246 - Hi. - Hi. 959 00:48:55,271 --> 00:48:58,247 - You weren't expecting me? - No, I wasn't expecting you. 960 00:49:01,565 --> 00:49:03,771 You always say I don't take the initiative. 961 00:49:05,104 --> 00:49:07,489 As you can see, I came to visit you... 962 00:49:08,352 --> 00:49:10,210 in the wolf's den! 963 00:49:10,234 --> 00:49:11,691 Yes, yes. That's fine... 964 00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:14,539 I'm happy... but you should have warned me. 965 00:49:15,475 --> 00:49:18,060 I thought a surprise would please you more! 966 00:49:20,949 --> 00:49:22,753 Or are you waiting for a visitor... 967 00:49:22,778 --> 00:49:26,397 What visitor? Can't you see I dressed to go out? 968 00:49:27,008 --> 00:49:29,198 Oh, yes. And where are you going? 969 00:49:29,223 --> 00:49:32,538 Well... I can't tell you... It's a surprise. 970 00:49:32,997 --> 00:49:34,816 It's an evening full of surprises! 971 00:49:35,918 --> 00:49:37,877 You haven't even kissed me. 972 00:49:56,260 --> 00:50:00,282 Listen Daniela, I have to go... Please don't ask me any questions. 973 00:50:00,307 --> 00:50:02,922 But I'm not asking you anything at all. 974 00:50:03,516 --> 00:50:05,036 Don't worry. 975 00:50:07,459 --> 00:50:09,558 Well... now that I'm here... 976 00:50:10,672 --> 00:50:13,172 Are you going to deny me 10 minutes? 977 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,676 I don't think so, Mauro. 978 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,908 So... do you really want to leave? 979 00:50:26,933 --> 00:50:28,857 Look, how about another time? 980 00:50:28,882 --> 00:50:32,801 Look Daniela, it's important. If I'm late, it'll be a mess! 981 00:50:32,826 --> 00:50:35,150 I can't explain it now, but be assured. 982 00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:41,995 Attention... The Acrobatic Rock semi-finals are about to start. 983 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:45,845 Couples number 15 and number 32 are about to compete. 984 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:06,092 He said he would be punctual... 985 00:52:06,372 --> 00:52:09,475 The competition has already started... 986 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,657 - Anacleto... - What? 987 00:52:10,682 --> 00:52:11,834 Hasn't he got here yet? 988 00:52:11,859 --> 00:52:14,722 He had some car problems, he'll be here! 989 00:52:14,747 --> 00:52:18,192 - The rock contest started! - I know! I told them to start. 990 00:52:18,707 --> 00:52:20,699 If he isn't here in 5 minutes, I'm leaving! 991 00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:22,170 Yes... 992 00:52:23,901 --> 00:52:25,307 Where are you!? 993 00:52:26,201 --> 00:52:28,685 It must be a very important appointment. 994 00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:30,718 State business? 995 00:52:30,743 --> 00:52:32,640 Sorry Daniela, I can't talk now! 996 00:52:32,665 --> 00:52:34,478 I have to save the principal. 997 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:37,154 Tomorrow I'll explain everything to you. 998 00:52:37,885 --> 00:52:39,369 The principal? 999 00:52:39,394 --> 00:52:41,019 At this hour? 1000 00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:48,646 He isn't coming! 1001 00:52:50,381 --> 00:52:53,580 I'll kill him! I'll strangle him! 1002 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:56,826 Look at me, I'm failing my task! 1003 00:53:16,774 --> 00:53:18,641 "Ribo", help me now! 1004 00:53:19,652 --> 00:53:21,783 Help me at least this time! 1005 00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:25,848 Help me win this dance contest! 1006 00:53:25,873 --> 00:53:27,284 At least this time... 1007 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,592 the dance contest! 1008 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:32,308 But, what does "Ribo" know about dancing? 1009 00:53:32,824 --> 00:53:34,392 He didn't dance... 1010 00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:36,569 "Ribo" was a runner... 1011 00:53:36,594 --> 00:53:38,387 and a winner! 1012 00:53:38,412 --> 00:53:40,401 And I was winning too! 1013 00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:43,627 Those were good times, eh? Here we are "Blessed Luigi". 1014 00:53:44,540 --> 00:53:46,710 We've been together for 20 years. 1015 00:53:46,735 --> 00:53:48,765 20 years you have been living with me! 1016 00:53:49,154 --> 00:53:51,528 All this time together and all you do is think! 1017 00:53:51,553 --> 00:53:54,177 We have reached the "Acrobatic Rock" final. 1018 00:53:54,202 --> 00:53:57,793 Couples number 18 and number 35 are still in the competition. 1019 00:53:57,818 --> 00:54:00,700 The winners will enter the final competition, 1020 00:54:00,725 --> 00:54:01,805 for the first two prizes. 1021 00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:06,299 Please give a big applause in honor of these truly fabulous couples! 1022 00:56:58,522 --> 00:57:00,746 Alright everyone! Attention, attention! 1023 00:57:00,771 --> 00:57:02,892 We have arrived at the "Shake" final. 1024 00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:06,180 So who will get the 2 million Lira first prize? 1025 00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:08,835 To the "Rock" couple or to the "Shake" couple. 1026 00:57:09,196 --> 00:57:11,626 It's an unprecedented challenge, ladies and gentlemen! 1027 00:57:11,651 --> 00:57:13,741 Come on! A round of applause everyone! 1028 00:57:13,766 --> 00:57:15,206 Hey guys! 1029 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:42,801 Everyone, a big round of applause! 1030 00:59:42,826 --> 00:59:46,196 It's time for the award ceremony for the dance competition! 1031 00:59:46,221 --> 00:59:47,691 for "Rock" or for "Shake". 1032 00:59:48,197 --> 00:59:50,937 The second prize for 1 million goes to... 1033 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:53,499 The "Rock" couple, number 18! 1034 00:59:57,335 --> 00:59:58,546 Attention... 1035 00:59:58,571 --> 01:00:01,976 with 10 votes out of 10, the victory and the prize of 2 million... 1036 01:00:02,001 --> 01:00:05,608 Goes to couple number 44! 1037 01:00:23,258 --> 01:00:26,444 - Did the contest last four hours? - Yes. 1038 01:00:26,983 --> 01:00:29,941 - And they even beat out the "Rock" couple? - Of course. 1039 01:00:29,966 --> 01:00:31,974 That couple from Naples seemed very good, 1040 01:00:32,813 --> 01:00:34,672 but they were able to dominate everyone. 1041 01:00:34,696 --> 01:00:36,862 The final applause lasted 10 minutes! 1042 01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:38,811 - But how did he convince her? - I don't know. 1043 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,400 They told her she was doing charity for a family in need. 1044 01:00:41,425 --> 01:00:43,337 There isn't anyone like Mauro! 1045 01:00:43,362 --> 01:00:45,553 He danced all night with her! 1046 01:00:45,578 --> 01:00:47,409 I'd like to be in his place! 1047 01:00:47,433 --> 01:00:49,388 Guys, I'm going. 1048 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:52,439 - Have you seen Mauro? - He was here earlier... 1049 01:00:52,464 --> 01:00:54,608 I think he left, I can't see his car anymore. 1050 01:00:54,633 --> 01:00:56,652 Oh, okay. Thanks. 1051 01:00:56,676 --> 01:00:58,389 Listen, Daniela, if you like... 1052 01:00:58,978 --> 01:01:00,941 you can have a ride on my Vespa? If you want. 1053 01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:03,174 Alright. Let's go. 1054 01:01:04,697 --> 01:01:06,057 Take this... 1055 01:01:10,248 --> 01:01:11,452 Hold on tight! 1056 01:01:11,477 --> 01:01:13,663 - Keep your hands off! - I'm not going to eat them! 1057 01:01:19,369 --> 01:01:22,790 The recognition of her particular merits, 1058 01:01:22,815 --> 01:01:26,036 Professor Claudia Gambetti... 1059 01:01:26,061 --> 01:01:28,498 Ah... Mezzoponte! 1060 01:01:29,507 --> 01:01:31,524 - Excuse me. "Sorry". - He's uncontrollable! 1061 01:01:32,032 --> 01:01:34,585 I was saying Professor Claudia Gambetti, 1062 01:01:34,610 --> 01:01:38,116 will be the official coach... of the team. 1063 01:01:38,141 --> 01:01:39,968 And her own students will also go... 1064 01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:45,167 To, eh... inspire, encourage and support our vigorous boys. 1065 01:01:45,192 --> 01:01:47,265 - "Yes." - In short... 1066 01:01:47,289 --> 01:01:49,687 just like the Americans, we'll have our own "pom"... 1067 01:01:49,712 --> 01:01:51,428 Our... own pom pom cheerleaders. 1068 01:01:51,453 --> 01:01:53,344 Pom, pom, pom... 1069 01:01:53,369 --> 01:01:55,009 They will be part of... 1070 01:01:55,034 --> 01:01:58,111 our expedition group as well! 1071 01:01:58,136 --> 01:02:00,951 Also Professor Martorelli, 1072 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,643 despite his cast. 1073 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,123 because let's face it... 1074 01:02:05,148 --> 01:02:08,731 he always is... and he will always be... 1075 01:02:08,756 --> 01:02:11,813 their tireless and resolute supporter. 1076 01:02:11,838 --> 01:02:13,153 So in conclusion... 1077 01:02:13,177 --> 01:02:15,334 long live our high school, long live Italy... 1078 01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:16,916 and long live the principal. 1079 01:02:17,548 --> 01:02:20,391 - (Everybody) Long live...! 1080 01:02:20,416 --> 01:02:22,378 This is Calabrian champagne! 1081 01:02:22,403 --> 01:02:24,046 It's very good! 1082 01:02:24,071 --> 01:02:25,078 Please, go on. 1083 01:02:25,103 --> 01:02:27,204 Dear Gambetti, I have no words. My compliments! 1084 01:02:27,229 --> 01:02:30,009 Beautiful. Very beautiful. Beautiful. Stupendous! 1085 01:02:30,034 --> 01:02:31,696 Are you leaving? 1086 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,854 Weren't you supposed to stay seven more days? 1087 01:02:33,879 --> 01:02:34,880 Yes. 1088 01:02:34,904 --> 01:02:36,994 If you don't listen to the doctor... 1089 01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:39,033 You'll end up breaking your head too! 1090 01:02:39,058 --> 01:02:41,251 Hey diver! Go take a shit, eh? 1091 01:02:43,799 --> 01:02:46,406 Tell me the truth. Tell me the truth... 1092 01:02:46,431 --> 01:02:48,165 You are afraid of being alone, huh? 1093 01:02:48,189 --> 01:02:50,657 You'll miss me, huh? Confess it! 1094 01:02:50,682 --> 01:02:52,675 I leave a great impression on those around me. 1095 01:02:52,699 --> 01:02:54,275 I'm going back to my boys... 1096 01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:57,333 Without my leadership, they would lose every match. 1097 01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:59,331 But don't worry. Don't worry, 1098 01:02:59,356 --> 01:03:01,656 in a few days you will be out too! 1099 01:03:01,681 --> 01:03:04,377 You've been looking good for a while, you know, eh? 1100 01:03:04,402 --> 01:03:06,783 Oh, hey? Are you there? 1101 01:03:06,808 --> 01:03:07,811 - Yes. - Ah. 1102 01:03:07,835 --> 01:03:09,471 Does your eye still hurt? 1103 01:03:09,496 --> 01:03:12,303 - Does it still hurt? - You put out my eye. 1104 01:03:12,327 --> 01:03:14,327 I think it would be better not to leave... 1105 01:03:14,352 --> 01:03:16,595 The decision has been made. There's no turning back! 1106 01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:19,492 Martorelli Flangar, not Flecter! 1107 01:03:19,517 --> 01:03:21,058 What was that? 1108 01:03:21,082 --> 01:03:23,045 I said that Martorelli breaks... 1109 01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:25,502 but he doesn't bend! 1110 01:03:25,527 --> 01:03:26,797 What did you break? 1111 01:03:26,821 --> 01:03:28,012 My ass! 1112 01:04:06,396 --> 01:04:08,052 Boys and girls, get off! 1113 01:04:09,231 --> 01:04:10,303 C'mon! 1114 01:04:10,327 --> 01:04:12,477 Move it, fatty! You're always the last one. 1115 01:04:12,502 --> 01:04:14,108 Come on! 1116 01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:15,548 Let's go. Let's go! 1117 01:04:16,865 --> 01:04:18,241 Can I help you, Professor? 1118 01:04:18,266 --> 01:04:20,038 No way! Martorelli doesn't need any help! 1119 01:04:20,063 --> 01:04:21,478 Good. How do you feel? 1120 01:04:21,503 --> 01:04:24,035 In a few hours they'll take off my cast. 1121 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:27,155 A new life has been restored to me... 1122 01:04:27,179 --> 01:04:29,870 like the center of a historic city center! 1123 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:34,409 Who was the idiot that made bus steps so high? 1124 01:04:36,315 --> 01:04:39,372 I recommend that the boys go to bed immediately, eh? 1125 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:41,306 What? Go to bed at 10 in the morning? 1126 01:04:41,331 --> 01:04:43,506 - It's only 10 o'clock? - Sure, look. 1127 01:04:44,562 --> 01:04:46,143 This journey seemed forever to me. 1128 01:04:46,168 --> 01:04:49,793 Alright. Since we can't send them to bed, let's try to control them, eh? 1129 01:04:49,818 --> 01:04:53,322 Don't worry, Professor, I won't let them out of my sight for even a moment. 1130 01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:56,315 Very good. Ah... I also recommend... 1131 01:04:56,347 --> 01:04:58,206 Every hour, a cold shower. 1132 01:04:58,230 --> 01:04:59,446 Every hour, a cold shower? 1133 01:04:59,471 --> 01:05:02,262 And it tones the skin and the muscles, eh... 1134 01:05:05,061 --> 01:05:07,339 I don't understand. 1135 01:05:13,798 --> 01:05:15,373 Ah! 1136 01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:25,624 Looks like I have everything, yes. 1137 01:05:25,649 --> 01:05:28,596 - I'm finished. Who's next? - Finally! I'm coming! 1138 01:05:28,621 --> 01:05:31,349 - Where is my blouse? - Here is your blouse. 1139 01:05:31,374 --> 01:05:33,334 Here, catch it! 1140 01:05:34,515 --> 01:05:36,091 I'm taking a shower! 1141 01:05:36,504 --> 01:05:39,531 Hey, where are you going? It was my turn, ugh! 1142 01:05:39,891 --> 01:05:41,281 Be on guard! 1143 01:05:41,916 --> 01:05:44,918 Angela, can you lend me the mirror for a moment, please? 1144 01:05:46,502 --> 01:05:47,851 Excuse me... 1145 01:05:47,876 --> 01:05:49,422 It's all yours. 1146 01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,723 Does anybody know where I put it? 1147 01:05:54,748 --> 01:05:56,374 It's not here! 1148 01:06:00,002 --> 01:06:02,036 Daniela? How's it going with Marco? 1149 01:06:02,060 --> 01:06:04,006 - Mm, just okay... - How about you? 1150 01:06:04,031 --> 01:06:05,668 Ah, well, pretty good. 1151 01:06:05,692 --> 01:06:07,291 Hey, could you lend me that dress. 1152 01:06:07,316 --> 01:06:08,317 Who is it? 1153 01:06:08,342 --> 01:06:10,187 It's the upstairs maid. 1154 01:06:10,212 --> 01:06:11,732 Come in. Come on in. 1155 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:16,468 What a show, guys! Come on! 1156 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,564 Get out of the way! 1157 01:06:27,588 --> 01:06:30,969 Hey! Shameless! What the hell are you doing? 1158 01:06:42,484 --> 01:06:43,762 Where are you going? 1159 01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:46,713 I'm the new masseuse. I'm here to give a massage, right? Bye! 1160 01:06:46,738 --> 01:06:48,708 Right now, there's only one woman in the spa. 1161 01:06:48,733 --> 01:06:53,421 That's good! I'm a private masseuse, I'll give the massage. Bye! 1162 01:07:06,191 --> 01:07:07,648 Ah... what am I doing? 1163 01:07:09,913 --> 01:07:11,644 Good morning. I'm here. 1164 01:07:11,669 --> 01:07:14,817 Good morning. I'm also here. What do you want? 1165 01:07:14,842 --> 01:07:18,966 I am the new hotel masseuse. I'm at your disposal. 1166 01:07:18,991 --> 01:07:22,302 Good. There really is good service here. 1167 01:07:22,327 --> 01:07:24,657 Yes, I will provide a good service. 1168 01:07:24,681 --> 01:07:26,681 I'll have a massage. That's just what I need. 1169 01:07:27,385 --> 01:07:29,782 Well, I'd like a rubdown on my kidney muscles, eh? 1170 01:07:29,807 --> 01:07:32,836 Ahh... Kidney muscles are really my specialty... 1171 01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:35,061 It's my muscle specialization. 1172 01:07:35,086 --> 01:07:36,992 Do you use your hands or some sort of tool? 1173 01:07:37,017 --> 01:07:39,076 No, bare hands! For goodness sake. 1174 01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:40,892 I will use a tool later if needed... 1175 01:07:45,588 --> 01:07:47,223 I am speechless! 1176 01:07:48,282 --> 01:07:49,612 Is everything alright? 1177 01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:52,648 For goodness' sake, Miss. It's great. Better than you know! 1178 01:07:52,673 --> 01:07:54,363 If Michelangelo were here... 1179 01:07:54,387 --> 01:07:56,202 I would give him a hammer and say... 1180 01:07:56,227 --> 01:07:57,656 Why don't you say something. 1181 01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:02,098 Ma'am, I hope do mind if I tell you something? 1182 01:08:02,123 --> 01:08:03,719 Don't worry. Just say it. 1183 01:08:04,329 --> 01:08:05,879 - Your hands... - Yes? 1184 01:08:05,904 --> 01:08:07,867 They are strong and rough. 1185 01:08:07,892 --> 01:08:09,109 All the women tell me... 1186 01:08:09,134 --> 01:08:12,735 All the women tell me this when I massage their... 1187 01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:19,057 - Well then... - Well, is there something wrong, Miss? 1188 01:08:19,082 --> 01:08:21,034 Do you mind if I tell you something else? 1189 01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:23,169 Ah... something else... tell me. 1190 01:08:23,194 --> 01:08:25,214 - Your voice... - What about it? 1191 01:08:25,238 --> 01:08:27,473 It reminds me of a person I know very well. 1192 01:08:27,498 --> 01:08:28,990 - Yes, who? - It's Professor Mezzo... 1193 01:08:29,015 --> 01:08:32,699 "Mezzo this" and "Mezzo that" today... I am very exausted... 1194 01:08:32,724 --> 01:08:34,308 I have a cold so stay down. 1195 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:37,918 I have a cold. I have a sore throat and my heart if heavy... 1196 01:08:37,943 --> 01:08:39,119 I can't handle it! 1197 01:08:39,144 --> 01:08:42,125 My father was a great masseuse. I mean a great masseur! 1198 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:45,528 When he used some sort of tool, it got all heated up. 1199 01:08:45,553 --> 01:08:48,147 - Huh? - It's better to just massage! 1200 01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:50,402 Please, masseuse, please! 1201 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:55,338 How many times do I have to tell you not to disturb me when I'm working... 1202 01:08:55,619 --> 01:08:58,279 You have to go to the men's spa immediately. 1203 01:08:58,304 --> 01:08:59,436 What do I care about men? 1204 01:08:59,461 --> 01:09:02,300 - A customer doesn't feel well. - Call the Red Cross! 1205 01:09:02,325 --> 01:09:04,492 The nerve on his sacral bone hurts. 1206 01:09:04,517 --> 01:09:05,827 - What bone? - Sacral! 1207 01:09:05,852 --> 01:09:07,117 Call a priest! 1208 01:09:07,141 --> 01:09:09,071 He needs a rubdown. 1209 01:09:09,096 --> 01:09:11,639 What am I? A men's barber? 1210 01:09:11,664 --> 01:09:13,851 Come on, please. Hurry up! Let's go. 1211 01:09:13,876 --> 01:09:15,504 Go on. Don't worry about me. 1212 01:09:15,529 --> 01:09:17,339 I worry about me, not you. 1213 01:09:17,364 --> 01:09:18,484 Hurry! Come with me. 1214 01:09:18,509 --> 01:09:20,423 Don't pull me, please! 1215 01:09:20,716 --> 01:09:22,930 - Come on! - No, I'm massaging her... 1216 01:09:22,955 --> 01:09:23,962 Come on, be quiet! 1217 01:09:23,987 --> 01:09:27,399 You're messing with a highly specialized masseuse. Understand? 1218 01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:29,038 I'll complain to the union. 1219 01:09:29,063 --> 01:09:31,835 - Okay. - I'll only do it under duress! 1220 01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:33,610 Go on. Enter! 1221 01:09:33,635 --> 01:09:36,366 - Be calm, beautiful! - Stop with the stories! 1222 01:09:38,050 --> 01:09:39,488 Here he is. 1223 01:09:40,059 --> 01:09:43,365 - Oh God, what pain... - It's the Professor!... 1224 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:48,104 - What pain! - What happened? 1225 01:09:48,128 --> 01:09:49,715 - Oh, what pain! - Huh? 1226 01:09:49,739 --> 01:09:52,055 - This morning, they took off my cast. - Oh. 1227 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,794 I went to the toilet and crack! 1228 01:09:54,819 --> 01:09:56,252 That's normal... 1229 01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:58,190 Oh, no! Crack! 1230 01:09:58,215 --> 01:09:59,757 - Crack. - I just laid there! 1231 01:09:59,782 --> 01:10:01,069 - Oh, pain? - Ahh! 1232 01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:02,928 - Where? - On my coccyx. 1233 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:04,080 - Huh? - The coccyx. 1234 01:10:04,104 --> 01:10:06,113 - Ah, it's your coccyx. - The coccyx. 1235 01:10:06,138 --> 01:10:08,485 One moment. Is this your coccyx? 1236 01:10:08,510 --> 01:10:10,653 No! Not there! 1237 01:10:10,678 --> 01:10:12,788 - Maybe here? - No, no there either. 1238 01:10:12,812 --> 01:10:14,980 Where the hell is the coccyx? 1239 01:10:15,005 --> 01:10:17,061 Ahh, co... 1240 01:10:17,086 --> 01:10:20,503 Here we go! It's near the sacral bone next to your... 1241 01:10:21,432 --> 01:10:25,082 I wonder what happened to you... Is that better? 1242 01:10:25,107 --> 01:10:27,107 Oh, yes! Uh-huh! 1243 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:35,098 What hands! What golden hands! What golden hands! 1244 01:10:37,610 --> 01:10:39,317 But, what hands! 1245 01:10:39,341 --> 01:10:42,399 What hands! What hands! 1246 01:10:42,424 --> 01:10:43,799 The other side, huh? 1247 01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:45,823 No, no! Hang on! 1248 01:10:45,848 --> 01:10:48,690 - It's better for your coccyx. - Ah, the other side! 1249 01:10:48,715 --> 01:10:51,524 - Certainly! Better for the coccyx! - What hands! 1250 01:10:51,549 --> 01:10:53,514 - Or do what you want... - Yes, yes... 1251 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,865 Ah, what nice hands! Who are you? 1252 01:10:55,890 --> 01:10:57,839 Ah, your hands! Very nice... 1253 01:10:57,864 --> 01:10:59,127 - Ah, "thank you". - Luxurious! 1254 01:10:59,151 --> 01:11:02,199 - "Very nice". - Beautiful and strong luxuriousness! 1255 01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,562 Nice Oriental eyes? Where are you from? 1256 01:11:04,587 --> 01:11:05,735 - From Bari (Italy). - Where? 1257 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,206 Ah, from Bali. From the island of Bali. 1258 01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:11,289 The mysterious East... From what school? 1259 01:11:11,314 --> 01:11:13,930 Ah, the Fratelli Bandiera... Fratelli Bangkok! 1260 01:11:13,955 --> 01:11:15,789 Ah, Bangkok! 1261 01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:18,355 Keep your hands to yourself, please! 1262 01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:20,883 Fratelli Bangkok! I'm sure you know what to do! 1263 01:11:21,266 --> 01:11:22,307 - The massage... - Yes. 1264 01:11:22,332 --> 01:11:25,057 - How about my "piston"? - No, look, I've never done that! 1265 01:11:25,082 --> 01:11:27,849 I only do it with women! Men make me sick, please! 1266 01:11:27,874 --> 01:11:30,403 Please, show me your hands! How about that? 1267 01:11:30,428 --> 01:11:33,285 Your beautiful and cruel face shows me ambiguity! 1268 01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:34,466 "Merci beaucoup" 1269 01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:37,763 I met a Bali girl during the Olympics. 1270 01:11:37,788 --> 01:11:40,289 - A girl from your school... - Oh, really? 1271 01:11:40,314 --> 01:11:41,803 "Suckme" 1272 01:11:42,168 --> 01:11:44,170 - What's her name? - "Suckme". 1273 01:11:44,528 --> 01:11:46,826 - In do you mean? - It's your colleague's name! 1274 01:11:46,851 --> 01:11:49,525 - Speak clearly, Professor! - I very well did! 1275 01:11:49,550 --> 01:11:53,612 - Now massage my "piston"! - Yes, I already know! 1276 01:11:53,637 --> 01:11:55,209 Listen, Professor Martor... eh... 1277 01:11:55,234 --> 01:11:59,691 Don't torture yourself with that talk. I'm very professional. 1278 01:11:59,716 --> 01:12:01,369 Let's do a quick massage! Come on. 1279 01:12:01,394 --> 01:12:03,406 Your beautiful and cruel face shows me ambiguity! 1280 01:12:03,431 --> 01:12:05,447 You already told me that! 1281 01:12:05,472 --> 01:12:07,080 Say what I said! 1282 01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:10,798 I want to feel you! Torture me! Treat without mercy! 1283 01:12:10,823 --> 01:12:13,098 I want you to hold me more firmly! 1284 01:12:13,123 --> 01:12:14,854 - No. Forget it. - You prefer it that way. 1285 01:12:14,895 --> 01:12:17,502 - Let's avoid any surprises, please! - Come on! 1286 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,598 Please don't make me suffer! Massage my ankle! 1287 01:12:20,623 --> 01:12:22,519 I'd be happy to do the ankle. 1288 01:12:22,544 --> 01:12:24,484 - No, the other side. - The other side. Alright. 1289 01:12:24,485 --> 01:12:25,662 - The other side. - Good! 1290 01:12:25,687 --> 01:12:27,910 Ahh, stop it, Professor! 1291 01:12:27,935 --> 01:12:30,541 You're going to break them! You have strong hands! 1292 01:12:30,566 --> 01:12:32,366 Is this good? 1293 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:33,917 Ah, how luxurious! 1294 01:12:33,941 --> 01:12:35,941 What beauty are you hiding? 1295 01:12:36,278 --> 01:12:39,252 What do we have here? This is Bankok gold! 1296 01:12:39,277 --> 01:12:41,230 No, this is Puglia's ass! Understand? 1297 01:12:41,255 --> 01:12:44,465 - Your beautiful and cruel face... - You're mother is a whore! 1298 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:47,130 Who the fuck do you think you are touching? 1299 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:49,990 Understand? I'll break your damn bones! 1300 01:12:50,014 --> 01:12:53,509 Luxurious! What beauties are you hiding? 1301 01:12:53,534 --> 01:12:56,538 Please come back, Asian girl! 1302 01:12:56,563 --> 01:12:59,549 Shameless! I'm Mezzoponte, not a faggot! 1303 01:12:59,574 --> 01:13:01,972 - You are disgusting! - Who is it? 1304 01:13:01,997 --> 01:13:04,009 You! Professor Mezzoponte! 1305 01:13:04,034 --> 01:13:06,034 Yes, it's me, Miss. It's all your fault! 1306 01:13:06,059 --> 01:13:08,057 - You know it! I have to spit! - My fault? 1307 01:13:08,082 --> 01:13:09,367 - Of course! - Why? 1308 01:13:09,392 --> 01:13:12,541 Look what I did! I dressed up as a faggot because of you! 1309 01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:13,594 Understand? 1310 01:13:13,618 --> 01:13:16,308 And that bastard Mandelli, what the fuck is his name? 1311 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:19,514 He made me massage him, then he started touching me! 1312 01:13:19,539 --> 01:13:21,195 I touched him. Do you understand? 1313 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:23,352 Then he says to me, "Suck me"! 1314 01:13:23,377 --> 01:13:26,692 Filthy bastard! I'll rip out his intestines! 1315 01:13:26,717 --> 01:13:28,614 - I'm leaving! - Professor, where are you going? 1316 01:13:28,639 --> 01:13:30,720 I'm going... to vomit! 1317 01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:32,929 - I'm leaving! - So, what's going on? 1318 01:13:32,954 --> 01:13:35,851 Are you going to start on me too? This is stupid! 1319 01:14:03,756 --> 01:14:05,340 Stupid! 1320 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,378 Stupid! You need to shoot closer! 1321 01:14:10,639 --> 01:14:12,025 They are truly monsters! 1322 01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:14,734 We should cancel the match and go back home! 1323 01:14:15,443 --> 01:14:17,853 - They're weak! - But Professor, you have seen them! 1324 01:14:17,882 --> 01:14:20,257 My boys will drink them like mineral water! 1325 01:14:20,282 --> 01:14:24,176 Professor, their team won the cup! They will make salami out of us! 1326 01:14:24,201 --> 01:14:26,144 You shut up! 1327 01:14:26,169 --> 01:14:29,342 Instead of sports, you should go to a pissing contest! 1328 01:14:29,367 --> 01:14:31,697 No more stories! I'm going to galvanize my boys. 1329 01:14:31,722 --> 01:14:33,459 Only I know how to make them like lions... 1330 01:14:33,492 --> 01:14:35,414 We have to win and we will win! 1331 01:14:36,844 --> 01:14:38,092 Silence! 1332 01:14:49,033 --> 01:14:51,738 Cretin. You have to shoot from further away. 1333 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,638 I think I have the solution! 1334 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:57,682 What solution? 1335 01:14:57,967 --> 01:14:59,907 Let's defeat these robots! 1336 01:14:59,931 --> 01:15:01,301 And how? 1337 01:15:03,029 --> 01:15:04,100 No... 1338 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,989 Something harmless, yet more pleasant. 1339 01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:12,338 Let's hope that Professor Mezzoponte is still at the hotel. 1340 01:15:12,363 --> 01:15:14,297 For once, he can be useful. 1341 01:15:14,322 --> 01:15:16,146 Ah, that asshole! 1342 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:18,121 And this? 1343 01:15:18,573 --> 01:15:20,732 52,740 Lira! 1344 01:15:20,757 --> 01:15:23,642 Holy shit! If I had real tits, how much would it cost? A million! 1345 01:15:23,890 --> 01:15:26,641 Do you know what I am telling you, Mezzoponte. 1346 01:15:26,944 --> 01:15:29,762 You suck both as a man and as a woman! That's all I have to say! 1347 01:15:29,787 --> 01:15:33,394 Who is it? I'm not here! Go fuck yourself in the ass! 1348 01:15:35,023 --> 01:15:37,269 - Professor? - Ah, it's you. 1349 01:15:37,294 --> 01:15:40,063 I told you not to disturb me. Especially when I'm pissed off. 1350 01:15:40,088 --> 01:15:41,088 Go fuck yourself! 1351 01:15:41,112 --> 01:15:42,382 Don't shoot the messenger! 1352 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:44,120 Don't bust my balls! What is it? 1353 01:15:44,144 --> 01:15:45,457 Miss Claudia sent me. 1354 01:15:45,482 --> 01:15:47,876 I don't care anymore... I'm angry with everyone... 1355 01:15:47,901 --> 01:15:49,085 - Miss Gambetti? - Eh! 1356 01:15:49,117 --> 01:15:50,745 - Come there. - Shh. 1357 01:15:50,769 --> 01:15:52,008 Don't let anybody hear. 1358 01:15:52,032 --> 01:15:53,299 - Here. - Here? 1359 01:15:54,275 --> 01:15:56,212 - Shh. - Huh? 1360 01:15:59,944 --> 01:16:01,724 - Did anyone hear that? - No. 1361 01:16:01,749 --> 01:16:04,922 - Then talk! What do you want? - Miss Gambetti told me that... 1362 01:16:04,947 --> 01:16:07,214 - What is it? - That you don't have to leave! 1363 01:16:07,239 --> 01:16:09,378 - Me or her? - Not her, you! 1364 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:11,129 - And why? - I don't know. Just stay here! 1365 01:16:11,154 --> 01:16:13,552 - Really? - We entered the contest and we must dance. 1366 01:16:13,577 --> 01:16:15,378 I get it. She loves me and changed her mind! 1367 01:16:15,403 --> 01:16:18,608 - What do I care? - No! It's the honor of Fratelli Bandiera. 1368 01:16:18,633 --> 01:16:22,098 - Who are the Fratelli Bandiera? - No! Our school of course! 1369 01:16:26,435 --> 01:16:29,597 - "Stop!" What are you doing? - I'm helping you. 1370 01:16:29,622 --> 01:16:31,542 - Me? - Yes. - Oh thanks. 1371 01:16:31,566 --> 01:16:33,938 - I have to tell you something, janitor. - So tell me. 1372 01:16:33,962 --> 01:16:35,448 - Listen. - Yes. 1373 01:17:00,799 --> 01:17:02,510 One moment, please. 1374 01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:04,076 In the name of Italian hospitality, 1375 01:17:04,101 --> 01:17:07,227 we would like to raise a toast to your great team. 1376 01:17:07,584 --> 01:17:11,800 (Russian language) 1377 01:17:12,284 --> 01:17:15,288 Our captain says you are very kind... 1378 01:17:15,313 --> 01:17:16,871 but we are going straight to bed. 1379 01:17:16,896 --> 01:17:18,921 It only will take a little while. 1380 01:17:18,945 --> 01:17:21,968 We should have a glass of champagne together, that's all. 1381 01:17:22,725 --> 01:17:25,566 The champagne has arrived. Let's all have a toast! 1382 01:17:25,591 --> 01:17:28,412 - Well done, Anacleto! - Thanks. Let's have a toast! 1383 01:17:28,437 --> 01:17:29,711 Here you go. 1384 01:17:29,736 --> 01:17:31,890 A glass in the name of friendship... 1385 01:17:32,887 --> 01:17:36,330 Listen... In the name of the friendship that binds our people... 1386 01:17:36,355 --> 01:17:37,935 (Russian Language) 1387 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,427 - Yes. - Good luck! 1388 01:17:39,451 --> 01:17:40,452 Yes. 1389 01:17:40,477 --> 01:17:42,238 May the best team win! 1390 01:17:42,263 --> 01:17:44,263 Here's to what she said! 1391 01:18:07,368 --> 01:18:10,372 I don't know if your name is Natasha, Katusha or Katosha. 1392 01:18:10,397 --> 01:18:11,653 Please accept this rose.... 1393 01:18:11,677 --> 01:18:13,114 and to you it goes... the rose. 1394 01:18:13,138 --> 01:18:14,674 - Rose! - Yes. 1395 01:18:14,698 --> 01:18:16,272 - For me. - For you. 1396 01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:19,586 Oh, wonderful Italian! 1397 01:18:19,610 --> 01:18:20,611 "Thank you." Yes. 1398 01:18:20,636 --> 01:18:22,480 Oh, what is your name? 1399 01:18:22,504 --> 01:18:24,307 Travolta. Pasquale Travolta. 1400 01:18:24,332 --> 01:18:26,292 Pasquale Travolta! 1401 01:18:26,944 --> 01:18:28,475 American, Travolta? 1402 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:31,010 I'm blood related to John. 1403 01:18:31,035 --> 01:18:32,572 He's coming here tomorrow. 1404 01:18:33,090 --> 01:18:34,396 Can I meet him? 1405 01:18:34,421 --> 01:18:36,783 - How nice! I know him. - Will you introduce him to me? 1406 01:18:36,808 --> 01:18:38,745 I'll present him to you without a doubt, 1407 01:18:38,770 --> 01:18:40,774 I'll do everything, I really like you! 1408 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:42,195 We are good for each other. 1409 01:18:42,219 --> 01:18:44,734 Let's add together our heights and then divide it by 2! 1410 01:18:44,759 --> 01:18:46,938 I like you like vodka! You're beautiful! 1411 01:18:48,923 --> 01:18:52,233 You have the fragrance of Troika Vodka. I love Troika! 1412 01:18:53,216 --> 01:18:55,315 - "You dance for me"? - Oh, no! 1413 01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:56,342 - Yes! - No! 1414 01:18:56,366 --> 01:18:58,719 Dance "with me." Dance "with me!" 1415 01:18:58,743 --> 01:18:59,966 Yes, yes! 1416 01:18:59,991 --> 01:19:01,260 - Yes! - Then, let's go... 1417 01:19:01,284 --> 01:19:02,533 Yes. 1418 01:19:07,983 --> 01:19:09,809 You're better than Johnny Travolta, 1419 01:19:09,834 --> 01:19:11,187 Mezzaponte! 1420 01:19:30,311 --> 01:19:32,716 - Okay! - Ah, ah, ah! 1421 01:19:34,835 --> 01:19:36,691 Your turn for a pounding! 1422 01:19:36,716 --> 01:19:39,013 Change the record! Change the record! 1423 01:19:55,839 --> 01:19:58,010 And now boys and girls, 1424 01:19:58,035 --> 01:20:01,470 I am happy to present to you something truly exceptional! 1425 01:20:01,495 --> 01:20:04,207 The most beautiful show in the world... 1426 01:20:06,003 --> 01:20:07,472 And now... 1427 01:20:07,497 --> 01:20:08,970 Don't be surprised! 1428 01:20:08,994 --> 01:20:13,552 I also want to contribute to the success of this beautiful evening. 1429 01:20:49,233 --> 01:20:51,717 In our Russia, we have a great steppe. 1430 01:20:51,741 --> 01:20:54,328 Just snow! Not all these things. 1431 01:20:54,353 --> 01:20:57,685 We even have to pee when it's 40° below zero. 1432 01:20:57,710 --> 01:21:00,350 - And then... - Then you become a popsicle obviously. 1433 01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:02,297 - Then we make love... - Ohh... 1434 01:21:02,322 --> 01:21:05,043 - Love with... - With a frozen... 1435 01:21:05,067 --> 01:21:08,099 - Under the moon, with a pool. - Yes, huh... 1436 01:21:08,124 --> 01:21:09,879 - But beforehand... - Eh? 1437 01:21:09,911 --> 01:21:13,914 But first... first... we get hot by dancing... 1438 01:21:13,939 --> 01:21:16,660 - Don't squeeze me anymore, you fool... - Let's dance! 1439 01:21:16,685 --> 01:21:21,325 You be like "Fred Astaire" and I'll be like "Ginger Rogers"! 1440 01:21:21,349 --> 01:21:22,767 Holy shit! 1441 01:21:42,517 --> 01:21:46,635 "I'm dancing away. I'm dancing away." 1442 01:21:46,659 --> 01:21:49,999 "I'm running away from you, you know"? 1443 01:21:50,024 --> 01:21:51,063 "Oh, yes." Bye! 1444 01:21:51,088 --> 01:21:53,462 - Come here, you! - What are you doing? 1445 01:21:53,486 --> 01:21:55,020 Love! 1446 01:21:55,045 --> 01:21:57,022 Love! 1447 01:21:57,047 --> 01:21:58,515 Love! 1448 01:21:58,928 --> 01:22:01,819 Yes, yes, yes! 1449 01:22:01,843 --> 01:22:04,234 Stop it! You slapped me... 1450 01:22:04,259 --> 01:22:07,303 Do you want to break my neck, you Russian vodka bitch? 1451 01:22:07,328 --> 01:22:11,131 - I love it when the man gets angry. - No, no. 1452 01:22:11,156 --> 01:22:14,242 - You don't know Russian women! - Correct... 1453 01:22:14,267 --> 01:22:19,216 If she wants, she can become strong as a man! 1454 01:22:19,241 --> 01:22:22,707 I can lift you like a big balloon! 1455 01:22:22,732 --> 01:22:26,387 Now sing in the moonlight like real men do in Russia! 1456 01:22:26,412 --> 01:22:28,780 My love, let me pee. I can't take it anymore. 1457 01:22:28,805 --> 01:22:31,080 Also, when there is a full moon, I become a werewolf. 1458 01:22:31,105 --> 01:22:32,113 Werewolf? 1459 01:22:32,137 --> 01:22:34,537 It's someone who bites and acts like a wolf. 1460 01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:41,208 - I like that! - You like everything! 1461 01:23:04,260 --> 01:23:07,239 - Dance for your Russian woman! - Okay, I'll do everything. 1462 01:23:07,264 --> 01:23:10,572 I will perform a number from a film with "Fred Astaire." 1463 01:23:10,596 --> 01:23:12,676 On a cold day... I will sing in the rain! 1464 01:23:12,701 --> 01:23:14,131 "I sing in the rain." 1465 01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:15,635 Are you happy? That's better. 1466 01:23:15,659 --> 01:23:17,835 "I sing in the rain." 1467 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:19,915 "Who the hell made me do this?" 1468 01:23:19,939 --> 01:23:21,815 "What do you want from me?" 1469 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:24,165 "Damn, this is a disgrace!" 1470 01:23:24,189 --> 01:23:27,500 "I sing in the rain." 1471 01:23:27,525 --> 01:23:30,363 Ah, I'm all turned on... 1472 01:23:30,387 --> 01:23:32,356 I'm hot! 1473 01:23:32,381 --> 01:23:34,037 And I just pissed myself! 1474 01:23:34,062 --> 01:23:37,126 My love, come to your Russian woman's arms! 1475 01:23:37,151 --> 01:23:38,304 Forget it! 1476 01:23:38,329 --> 01:23:41,125 My love, now we make love! 1477 01:23:41,150 --> 01:23:43,191 - Now, what the hell! - Let's make love! 1478 01:23:43,216 --> 01:23:45,281 - Inside the pool? - "Niet." 1479 01:23:45,306 --> 01:23:47,270 Nothing in the pool. 1480 01:23:47,294 --> 01:23:49,065 I'm afraid, I don't like water. 1481 01:23:49,090 --> 01:23:51,271 That's better. Finally something you don't like! 1482 01:23:51,296 --> 01:23:52,656 - Can you swim? - "Niet." 1483 01:23:52,681 --> 01:23:53,683 - Really? - No. 1484 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:54,873 You swear you can't swim? 1485 01:23:54,897 --> 01:23:55,914 - Yes. - Oh, yes. 1486 01:23:55,938 --> 01:23:57,659 - No. - Now, I have decided. 1487 01:23:57,684 --> 01:23:59,364 - Let's make love underwater. - "Niet." 1488 01:23:59,389 --> 01:24:00,461 - Yes underwater. - "Niet." 1489 01:24:00,486 --> 01:24:03,109 Underwater! You liked everything, but now you don't! 1490 01:24:03,134 --> 01:24:04,576 Underwater! How about that? 1491 01:24:04,601 --> 01:24:05,803 - Yes. - What yes? 1492 01:24:05,828 --> 01:24:08,501 To be in love with a man like you... 1493 01:24:08,525 --> 01:24:10,900 I'll even make love underwater. 1494 01:24:10,925 --> 01:24:12,999 Hey. You would do this for a man like me? 1495 01:24:13,024 --> 01:24:15,391 Alright my love. You go underwater... 1496 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:18,571 I'll put on my pajamas and we'll have an underwater sleepover! 1497 01:24:18,596 --> 01:24:21,100 - Alright? - No. 1498 01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:22,777 - Why not? - Together! 1499 01:24:22,801 --> 01:24:24,048 Ahh! 1500 01:24:24,072 --> 01:24:27,527 Okay. We'll go together, my stork. Hold on a moment. 1501 01:24:27,552 --> 01:24:29,056 The right one has a ring! 1502 01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:31,444 That's more Russian-like. 1503 01:24:31,469 --> 01:24:34,555 Now close your eyes, my stork! Here's my hand! 1504 01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:36,734 Do you like that? Here you go. 1505 01:24:36,758 --> 01:24:37,885 Give me your hand. 1506 01:24:37,909 --> 01:24:39,869 It's nice. Yes, nice and cold! 1507 01:24:39,893 --> 01:24:42,438 1, 2... There you go! 1508 01:24:45,911 --> 01:24:48,170 Here is your hand, but where is your arm? 1509 01:24:48,194 --> 01:24:49,902 Here it is, my stork! 1510 01:25:04,369 --> 01:25:06,041 Well done, Professor... 1511 01:25:07,966 --> 01:25:10,290 The madwoman has been taken care of... 1512 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,571 We succeeded! 1513 01:25:11,596 --> 01:25:13,312 The match starts in 3 hours! 1514 01:25:13,337 --> 01:25:14,966 Nobody will be able to wake them up now! 1515 01:25:14,990 --> 01:25:17,166 They are going to get pulverized! 1516 01:25:21,084 --> 01:25:23,691 I knew we would crush them... 1517 01:25:23,715 --> 01:25:25,715 My theories are never wrong! 1518 01:25:26,785 --> 01:25:30,239 I have to admit that a lot of credit goes to you, eh? 1519 01:25:30,264 --> 01:25:31,772 Thank you, Professor. 1520 01:25:31,797 --> 01:25:34,210 Don't thank me... I'm giving credit where credit is due! 1521 01:25:34,235 --> 01:25:36,446 You are young, but you are very good! 1522 01:25:36,471 --> 01:25:39,504 You prepare, study, and train, eh? 1523 01:25:39,529 --> 01:25:41,325 Professor, you are too nice! 1524 01:25:41,350 --> 01:25:43,692 No, no... let's not be modest. 1525 01:25:44,113 --> 01:25:47,666 Let me say, truly, your theory of... 1526 01:25:47,707 --> 01:25:50,600 The theory of gymnastics, hygenics, and rhythm... 1527 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:53,947 That's what I mean, they compliment my theories! 1528 01:25:53,972 --> 01:25:55,556 But, I didn't do anything. 1529 01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:57,867 No, you actually did something. 1530 01:25:57,892 --> 01:26:01,489 In fact, let me say... if you'll allow me... 1531 01:26:01,514 --> 01:26:04,012 I would like to study further... 1532 01:26:04,052 --> 01:26:06,689 your theory of hygenics... 1533 01:26:06,714 --> 01:26:08,211 gymnastics, hygenics, and rhythm. 1534 01:26:08,236 --> 01:26:09,847 That's the one, yes! 1535 01:26:09,872 --> 01:26:12,640 In short, I would like to delve deeper into... 1536 01:26:12,665 --> 01:26:14,672 out of my inner necessity... 1537 01:26:14,696 --> 01:26:16,792 That's it. I would like to try... 1538 01:26:16,817 --> 01:26:19,545 This, liveliness, this... 1539 01:26:19,847 --> 01:26:23,550 1, 2, 3, 4, 1540 01:26:23,575 --> 01:26:28,312 5, 6, 7, 8, la... 1541 01:26:28,637 --> 01:26:31,958 No! No! No! 1542 01:26:36,064 --> 01:26:37,098 Martorelli! 1543 01:26:37,123 --> 01:26:38,813 More smoothly! More smoothly! 1544 01:26:38,838 --> 01:26:40,642 Right here! Right here! Over here! 1545 01:26:40,667 --> 01:26:42,000 That's the basis of dance! 1546 01:26:42,025 --> 01:26:43,827 That's the basis of dance! 1547 01:26:43,852 --> 01:26:45,754 That's the basis... the basis of dance... 1548 01:26:45,779 --> 01:26:49,384 That's the ass of Puglia! It's Puglia's ass! Understand? 1549 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:50,498 The ass of Puglia? 1550 01:26:50,522 --> 01:26:51,625 - Yes. - Right here? 1551 01:26:52,364 --> 01:26:53,953 Wait, this reminds me of something... 1552 01:26:53,977 --> 01:26:55,844 Nobody is perfect Martorelli. 1553 01:26:57,753 --> 01:26:58,996 Shut up! 1554 01:26:59,021 --> 01:27:01,391 Professor, sorry, give it a rest. 1555 01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:04,051 Now I think we can try it with some music. 1556 01:27:04,076 --> 01:27:06,000 Yes, of course, dear, with joy! 1557 01:27:08,255 --> 01:27:10,407 Follow my movements. Got it? 1558 01:27:10,432 --> 01:27:11,837 This is the basis of dance. 1559 01:27:11,862 --> 01:27:13,801 - That's the base of my ass! - And that's my ass! 1560 01:27:13,826 --> 01:27:16,907 1, 2, 3... 117087