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They got to have it.
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It's like biological hormones
and pheromones and whatnot.
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I mean, haven't you heard
of the freshman 15?
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Yeah, the girl gains 15 pounds in
her first year of college, right?
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What? No, the 15 stands for
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the 15 guys they must have
sex with their freshman year.
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I'm pretty sure
you're wrong about that.
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( horn honks )
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Hello, hello.
What do we have here?
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Hey, babes, how's it going?
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We're going to a party.
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How would you lucky ladies
like to be our dates?
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( laughs )
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The blonde was into me.
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Don't you think she was a
little too old for us, dude?
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Dude, 40-year-olds are just teens
with decades of experience.
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All right.
What if they had said yes?
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They'd be pretty
disappointed when they find out
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we didn't actually have
a party to go to.
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Well, actually...
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Oh, man.
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Surprise!
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Sorry, man, I had to promise
not to blab, you know.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, there's my birthday boy.
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Make a wish.
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Maybe it'll come true.
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Yay!
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Sodas and pizza by the pool.
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Mark.
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Can you help me?
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Sorry, I, uh, need someone
to tie the back of my top.
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Yeah, sure.
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Let me help you
with that, sweetheart.
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Honey, why don't you go downstairs
and help entertain the guests?
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- Oh!
- There you go.
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He's on the Fulbright Fellowship
Board and we've been pals forever.
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Boy, I can tell
you some stories.
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Anyway, he's a good guy to know.
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I could give him a call
if you'd like.
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( audio blurs ) 'Cause you know what
they say, it's not what they know,
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it's who you know.
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- Mark?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
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And Mark, if you need anything,
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anything at all,
don't hesitate to call me.
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Actually, I was wondering...
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Yo! Have you seen
Melanie's new bikini?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna go see if
your mom needs help.
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- Uh, okay, thanks again, Randy.
- Who's that dweeb?
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Oh, he works with my mom
at the aquarium...
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Cool, man. Anyway...
Listen, here's the plan.
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Saturday night,
get your mom out of the house.
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We raid your dad's
liquor cabinet,
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invite over Melanie and whichever
friend has the lowest standards.
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I don't know if those
bottles are any good anymore.
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They haven't been touched
in, like, 10 years.
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Dude, scotch doesn't go bad.
It ain't like milk.
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Oh.
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I think everybody had fun,
don't you?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, the pizza was outstanding.
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No more Little Gino's.
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It is Brutelli's from now on.
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What did you think
of your presents?
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Hello. Earth to Mark.
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Sorry, mom, I'm... I'm writing a really
intricate line of code right now.
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But I had a great birthday,
thank you.
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You know, there's a church
social this weekend.
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I think there will be
a lot of nice girls there.
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Maybe we should go check it out?
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Okay, Mom.
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Okay, well,
happy birthday, baby.
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I hope you had fun.
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How we doing there, Mom?
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Mom?
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Almost ready.
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Thanks again for taking
her out, Randy.
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Oh, happy to do so.
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Ta-da!
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You look incredible.
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Yeah, really,
really pretty, mom.
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All right, we will
be home before midnight.
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No worries, it's cool.
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- Don't worry about it.
- All right, okay.
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I'll be fine.
I am safe and sound right...
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We're clear.
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Okay.
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* I feel the time has fallen
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* Down on me like a rain
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* And I know my days are
numbered... *
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Ever had a Harvey Wallbanger?
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Dude, that's all you got?
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My dad wasn't much of a drinker.
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How do you make
an Old Fashioned?
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Not with peppermint
schnapps and amaretto.
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- Okay.
- I've got an idea.
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Get some ice cream.
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Ice cream?
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Yeah.
Get some ice cream.
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Okay. I got mint
chocolate chip.
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Your drinks, my ladies.
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These are really popular
in France right now.
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Thank you.
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He watches those kinds of
videos on his computer, hours.
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He clears the search history,
but I know.
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You sneak through his laptop?
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Mark's a good kid.
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I mean, he's going
through some...
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Some big changes in his life,
lots of heavy stuff.
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And I just think that he's at that
age where he needs some space.
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That's soft.
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Yeah, they're denim.
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Maybe he could use a male
role model in his life.
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Do you know what, Randy?
I couldn't agree more.
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You do.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, this is great because...
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So I made a phone call and
I totally took care of it.
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Called who?
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( doorbell rings )
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What the hell is that?
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I don't know.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Mark.
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Hey, Deacon Williams, my, uh, mom's
actually not here right now.
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Oh, I'm here to see you, my boy,
'cause I understand
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you're heading off
to college in the fall.
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Princeton.
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That's right.
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Uh, but this really
isn't a good time.
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Your mother asked me to stop
by and see if I could offer
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some wisdom or advice about
the changes you're, uh...
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Oh, you have company.
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Yeah, just a few friends.
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Well, perfect 'cause
I brought Bible trivia.
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* You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine *
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( humming )
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So the Deacon said he had a
wonderful time with you last night.
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I'm glad someone did.
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Mark, I need you to go to the hardware
store and pick me up a new towel rack.
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The one I bought
is the wrong size.
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Okay.
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And pick us up a couple
of smoothies, my treat.
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Mmm.
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Oh, there you are.
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Excuse me, can you help me?
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What... what is GPM?
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I'm sorry.
Do you work here?
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Um, no, but I... I think
I can help you.
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Um, GPM is your flow rate,
gallons per minute.
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Um, this has a... an eco-flow.
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It's 1.5 GPM.
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It'll save you money,
but there's no...
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There's no oomph.
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Exactly.
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Now, uh, my mom
has this massager.
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It's got a strong
pulsating spray
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and I don't...
She swears by it.
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Is your mother single?
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Yeah.
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Then, this will do just fine.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what's your name?
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What? Excuse me?
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I'm Carissa Kensington.
And you are?
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Uh, Mark.
Mark Richards.
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Well, thank you for your
assistance inside, Mark.
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No problem.
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I'm just terrible at
this handyman stuff.
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Probably put it in and
it'll still leak.
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Oh, well, they make them
pretty intuitive nowadays.
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You might have to seal
the pipe with plumber's tape.
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Well, actually, I was hoping you could do me
a really big favor and install it for me.
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Would you mind?
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I... I live just up the hill.
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Uh, well, I... I'm supposed
to go back and help my mom.
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I'll pay you for your time.
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Princeton, wow.
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You must've gotten good grades.
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Uh, valedictorian.
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Yeah, I got a
full scholarship, actually.
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Wow, impressive.
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All I ever did was party with
my friends through high school.
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You know what that'll get you.
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Uh, what?
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An Arizona State degree and
a very rich ex-husband.
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Well, it seems
to be working now.
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Hmm.
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Better make sure.
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Would you care
to test it with me?
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Try it before
the hot water runs out.
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Get back in there, dude.
She's waiting for you.
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Go. Now.
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I won't bite.
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Unless you want me to.
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Where have you been all day?
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Just out.
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Hmm.
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Did you put up
that towel rack for me yet?
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I'm about to.
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These are pretty.
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Why are you so giddy today?
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Am I?
No reason.
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Just a good day, I guess.
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00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,254
Oh, I invited Wally over.
I hope you don't mind.
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No, I don't...
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Liar, liar, liar!
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00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,325
No, it's true.
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Three times, I'm telling you.
It was incredible.
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- Liar!
- No, it finally happened.
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I feel like a 5,000 pound
weight was just lifted off me.
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Okay, so what's this hot, rich
make believe nympho's name?
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Carissa Kensington.
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Yep, it's totally a fake name.
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And how old is she?
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- Like, 40.
- 40?
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You're the one that said that banging a
40-year-old's like doing it with two 20-year-olds.
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Yeah, I know I said that,
but what about Melanie?
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I don't know.
I'm with Carissa now.
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She's taking me out.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Mom, have you seen my phone?
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Check your jeans.
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Watch out.
Three in a row.
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Did you find it?
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Yeah, it was in my pants.
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Wow. Don't you look nice.
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Where are you off to tonight?
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Going out on a date.
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Oh. With that,
uh, Melanie girl?
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No, with someone else.
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- Who?
- Someone else.
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( clears throat )
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Mark, um, if you're not going
to tell me who you're going on
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a date with, then you
can't use the car.
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I don't need the car.
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- ( car honks )
- Gotta go.
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I'm just gonna...
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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That's a nice car for
a high school student.
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Uh, computer science for
information management systems.
245
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,466
So you want to be like
one of those IT guys?
246
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The nerd patrol that'll
come in and fix your laptop?
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More like a software developer.
248
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,607
Hmm, interesting.
249
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,379
Can't believe
they didn't card me.
250
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,315
Tell me more about
this computer program.
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00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:27,220
Oh, well, I've been working
on this app for the past year.
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My little man.
253
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Made it for my mom
for after I leave for college.
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It's a cross between
a lifestyle app
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and a personal assistant
for mothers.
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How to reset the universal
remote control.
257
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,403
Yeah, it's supposed to help with
everyday tasks and problems.
258
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,173
Uh, for example, how much
chlorine to put in the pool
259
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,509
or where do I find my car
in the parking lot.
260
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,211
How to install
a shower massager?
261
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,746
Exactly.
262
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,084
I think it's a
million dollar idea.
263
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,350
I love it.
264
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,187
- Really?
- I do.
265
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,290
In fact, I actually have
a friend
266
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,192
who works at Intel Digital Labs.
267
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,260
Oh, IDL, yeah, they're huge.
268
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,796
I can see him being
quite interested.
269
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,530
That'd be awesome.
270
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,733
Now, if I do this, I expect
something big in return.
271
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,641
I need to go powder my nose.
272
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,246
I'll be right back.
273
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,185
Run, kid, run.
274
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,287
Sorry, you talking to me?
275
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,155
Get out while you still can.
276
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,824
Trust me, she's bad news.
277
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,836
I paid the check.
Ready?
278
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,471
Yeah.
279
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,514
You know how to work a stick?
280
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,207
Sure.
281
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,144
Good. So do I.
282
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,557
I suppose since you are
all of 18 years old that
283
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,461
I don't need to know who you
were out with until 12:15 AM,
284
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:20,200
but I would appreciate a call
that lets me know you're okay.
285
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,902
Mark, I was worried to death.
286
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:25,305
Sorry.
287
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,839
I understand that you're
almost out of the house
288
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:31,644
and you need your space,
but I worry about you.
289
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,346
You haven't been acting
like yourself lately.
290
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,817
I just want to make sure you haven't
fallen in with the wrong crowd.
291
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,152
Wrong crowd?
292
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,686
Seriously, nobody's doing drugs.
293
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,522
- Marijuana's a drug.
- I'm not smoking pot.
294
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,392
Cocaine?
295
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,327
Is that why you're so happy
and full of energy lately?
296
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,596
No. I gotta go.
297
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,597
Put your bowl in
the sink, young man.
298
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,868
Um, I... I'm gonna pick up
some chicken after work.
299
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,371
Will you be home for dinner?
300
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,406
No, probably not.
301
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,664
These suits are
pretty expensive.
302
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,601
Don't worry.
You'll work it off.
303
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,739
Can you have it
ready by tomorrow?
304
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,240
Sure. I'll put a rush on it.
305
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,708
Thanks, Jim.
306
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:40,413
Today, I thought
we'd hang by the pool.
307
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,516
And I bought you these.
308
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,853
Though you probably won't
be wearing them much.
309
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,778
( chuckles )
310
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,286
This house is amazing.
311
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,654
What does your ex-husband do?
312
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,423
He used to be a broker.
313
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,326
What does he do now?
314
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,461
Worm food.
315
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,962
I'm sorry.
Whatever...
316
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,500
That's okay.
317
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,767
I thought you were divorced.
318
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,739
Nope, trophy widow,
five years now.
319
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,473
Sorry.
320
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,875
That's okay.
321
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,346
Hey, want to rub some
lotion on my back?
322
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,948
Yes, please.
323
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,820
This place is incredible.
324
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,056
What's in that shed over there?
325
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,959
Oh, that's my torture chamber.
326
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,765
I'm kidding.
327
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,567
It's an outdoor sauna.
328
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,949
That's nice.
329
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,747
Mark?
330
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,025
Markie, you in there?
331
00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:07,960
Mom, a little privacy.
332
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,761
I'm using the bathroom.
333
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,664
- ( water running )
- Okay.
334
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,567
I'll wait.
335
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:25,111
( shower running )
336
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,713
Okay, you're just
being ridiculous.
337
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,927
( clears throat )
338
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,130
Really?
339
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:52,070
It's too much to pick
up our own clothes.
340
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,917
Carissa?
341
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,895
( heavy breathing )
342
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,673
( shouts )
343
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,653
( screams )
344
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,463
( doorbell rings )
345
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,465
Could somebody please get that?
346
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,968
Yeah, I'm on it.
347
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,202
Hi, sweetie.
348
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,939
- Hi.
- Hi.
349
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,740
Uh, did you not get my text?
350
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,742
I... I thought
we were skipping tonight.
351
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,978
Well, I... I...
352
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,713
Hi, please... please
come on in.
353
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,781
Mark.
354
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,817
You must be Tanya.
355
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,751
- Hi.
- Hi.
356
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,953
- This is for you.
- Thank you.
357
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,087
Um, who are you?
358
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:20,926
I'm Carissa.
Kensington.
359
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,134
( Tanya clears throat )
360
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:32,971
Huh, hmm.
361
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,013
Mm, this wine is
really good, Carissa.
362
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,650
Oh, thank you.
363
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,817
It's my favorite Bordeaux.
364
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,086
Duax Melon.
365
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,758
Oh, that's strong.
366
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,066
Better.
367
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,939
The steak is delicious.
368
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,710
Not bad if I say
so myself and I do.
369
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,048
So, um, Tanya,
370
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:21,019
have you tried that new app that
your brilliant son here created?
371
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,221
App?
372
00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:24,990
Mm-hmm.
373
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,625
No, I don't believe
I have, have I, Mark?
374
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,694
Well, it was supposed
to be a surprise.
375
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:31,698
Yes, well, we are quite good with
secrets and surprises now, aren't we?
376
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,031
Well, it... it's
very inventive.
377
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,800
And who knows?
378
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,703
If it takes off, he might
be able to just skip college
379
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,306
and start his very own
fortune 500 company.
380
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,141
Skip college?
381
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,777
Hasn't Mark told you? He has a
full scholarship to Princeton.
382
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,712
Not exactly something you skip.
383
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,615
Uh, no, I didn't
mean to imply...
384
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:51,226
Do you have any idea how hard it
is to get into a school like that?
385
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,260
Mom, she wasn't saying that...
386
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,753
I'm speaking, young man.
387
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,989
The hours he has
put into studying,
388
00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:01,594
essays, the science fairs,
the volunteer work.
389
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:04,163
Would you really encourage him
to just throw all of that away?
390
00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:06,065
Mom, I'm not throwing
it all away.
391
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,209
That's an incredibly irresponsible
thing for you to suggest.
392
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,935
No one's suggesting
anything, mom.
393
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,238
You're... Randy, can you
help me out here a little?
394
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,073
You really do have some nerve.
395
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,075
Who do you think you are?
396
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:17,252
Look, I'm sorry
if I offended you.
397
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,345
You're damn right,
you offended me.
398
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:22,080
And while we're at it,
let me be very clear.
399
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,250
I do not approve
of whatever this is.
400
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:25,793
Mom, I can tell
you right now, this is...
401
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,653
I'm speaking!
402
00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:30,122
Miss Kensington, my son may
look like a man to you,
403
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,892
but I assure you,
he is just a boy.
404
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,326
Well, with all due respect,
Mrs. Richards,
405
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,364
you're very wrong.
406
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:41,333
He is very much a man.
407
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:44,971
A man who's more than capable
of making his own decisions.
408
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,807
Don't you think it's about time
you cut those apron strings?
409
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:51,410
Your audacity astounds me.
410
00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:53,846
You may very well be
the same age as me,
411
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,082
but you are not his mother.
412
00:26:56,115 --> 00:27:01,887
You don't get to suddenly show up and start
making decisions and passing judgment.
413
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,222
Now, I don't know you,
Miss Kensington,
414
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,157
but it seems to me
that you are simply
415
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:09,761
a lonely middle-aged woman who
is out to satisfy some sick,
416
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:14,701
sexual thrill and I forbid you to
drag my son into your perverse game.
417
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:22,208
Boy, that mother of yours
is a real piece of work.
418
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,676
I'm sorry.
She's just protective.
419
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:29,347
Mother sharks aren't that vicious
and they eat their young.
420
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:33,952
Can you believe
the nerve of that woman?
421
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,387
The gall to suggest
I'm too clingy?
422
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:41,126
I'm the one letting him go clear across
the country to go to college, aren't I?
423
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,030
What would an 18-year-old boy want with
a piece of work like that anyway, hmm?
424
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:51,369
Goodnight, Mark.
425
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,005
Hey, wait, wait.
426
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:54,874
Are we good?
427
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,450
Well, it's just really
upsetting to know
428
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:59,310
that when push comes to shove,
you fail to come to my defense.
429
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,311
I tried, she...
430
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:04,016
Yeah, no, boys try, men do.
431
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,853
A real man sees what
he wants and he takes it.
432
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,421
He doesn't ask permission
from his mommy.
433
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,991
You're right.
434
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:16,796
Do you even know
what you want, Mark?
435
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,869
When that boy gets back here,
I'm gonna sit his butt down.
436
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,147
We are gonna have
a conversation about this
437
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,481
because I am not
letting him out...
438
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,173
( car doors slam )
439
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,197
This is all I could find.
440
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,265
Hope it's all right.
441
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:59,337
Hi, handsome.
442
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:43,515
Are you ready to try something
a little more thrilling?
443
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:45,416
Isn't that what
we've been doing?
444
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,019
Child's play.
445
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:51,123
I'm talking about dangerous.
446
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,825
Dangerous is my middle name.
447
00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:54,226
Oh, yeah?
448
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,943
( gasping )
449
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:07,259
That was intense.
450
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:23,509
Don't do it, Tanya.
451
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:26,711
Give him his privacy.
452
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:31,116
He's a good kid.
453
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,451
You should be more trusting.
454
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:37,990
Darn it.
455
00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,333
Wow.
456
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,343
Oh, my God.
457
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,688
That's the way to wake up
in the morning.
458
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,157
You just know you're gonna
have a good day.
459
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,634
So what are we gonna do today?
460
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,502
Your choice.
461
00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:29,540
Uh, you mean like
what position or what room?
462
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,077
I think we should
take a breather.
463
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,346
A breather, who
needs a breather?
464
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:38,116
Just a couple of hours.
465
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,786
How about the beach?
466
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,422
Oh, yeah, yeah,
sex on the beach.
467
00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:44,556
That sounds cool.
468
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:46,557
My God, you are insatiable.
469
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,126
( doorbell rings )
470
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,295
Are you expecting someone?
471
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,230
No.
472
00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:53,365
Why don't you jump
in the shower and get dressed?
473
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,166
Okay.
474
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:00,771
( beep )
475
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,574
Yes?
476
00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:07,113
Hi, this is Tanya
Richards, Mark's mother.
477
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,181
Oh, this should be good.
478
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,681
( door buzzer )
479
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:29,635
I wanted to stop by
on my way to work.
480
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:32,737
I just think we got off
on the wrong foot.
481
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:35,240
So you're here to apologize?
482
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,809
Well, I can't say I'm all right
with you seeing my son, but,
483
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:41,480
um, I believe we both
have something in common.
484
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:42,681
Is that so?
485
00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:43,681
We're both widows.
486
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,583
Mm-hmm.
487
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:49,255
I understand the loneliness
and what you're going through
488
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,389
and you know what it feels like
489
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,759
to lose someone you care
about and love so much.
490
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,161
I do.
491
00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:58,164
But let's cut the crap.
492
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,731
You're... you're here
for Mark, right?
493
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:04,369
You're gonna, uh, save your
little boy from me?
494
00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:06,472
Mommy to the rescue?
495
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,905
Excuse me?
496
00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,340
You're pathetic.
497
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,342
Go home, Tanya, we're done here.
498
00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:12,710
Excuse me.
499
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,246
We're not done here.
500
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,315
I want to see my son.
Get him right now.
501
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:17,516
Listen, I don't like you.
502
00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,585
I don't like you one bit, Tanya.
503
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:22,621
You're a self-righteous,
condescending bitch
504
00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,631
who's afraid of letting her
son grow up simply because
505
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,291
she's afraid of being alone.
506
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:27,568
You have no idea what
you're talking about.
507
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:28,893
Don't I?
508
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:31,329
Mark is my son.
I'm his mother.
509
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:34,900
- Don't you... - Oh, please spare me
the sentimental family bond crap.
510
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,835
I came here to make amends.
511
00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:41,639
Clearly, that was a mistake.
512
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,608
Mark's not an idiot.
513
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,344
You know, in a couple of weeks,
he's gonna toss you aside
514
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,746
and then you'll be all alone.
515
00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:49,380
Possibly.
516
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,483
Or more likely, after
a month of me
517
00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,420
screwing his brains out
day and night,
518
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:57,489
I'll be able to convince him
to do anything I want,
519
00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:02,327
including cutting you out
of his life for good.
520
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,230
Have a nice day.
521
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:24,949
Whoa.
522
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,862
Mm, smells good.
523
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:38,530
Cream?
524
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:39,764
Please.
525
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,003
Mm, blueberry's my favorite.
526
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,706
Almost as good as Mom's.
527
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:53,512
You know, Mark, I was thinking,
528
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:58,849
maybe you should move in.
529
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:02,721
I've got this big house
all to myself and, well,
530
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,523
it would get you out from
under your mother's prying eyes.
531
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:10,728
Um, I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
532
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,364
Why not?
533
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,831
Don't you like it here?
534
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:17,402
Yeah, yeah, it's just
my mom still needs me.
535
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:19,637
And what's the point?
Summer's over in a month.
536
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,440
- Over?
- Yeah.
537
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,485
I'm gonna have to move all
my stuff to go to college.
538
00:37:23,509 --> 00:37:25,277
I don't want to move it twice.
539
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:32,884
You know, I think we should
skip the beach today.
540
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:37,523
I think you should go home.
541
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,625
What did I say?
542
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,731
Yo, this place is sick.
543
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,065
Let's go.
544
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,443
How many bedrooms
and more importantly,
545
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,512
how many bedrooms
have you done it in?
546
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,769
Just drive.
547
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,780
So what'd you do?
548
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,349
Did you eat all her
high fiber yogurt?
549
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:06,050
Did you TiVo over
her episodes of "NCIS"?
550
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,985
No.
551
00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:09,831
Did you ask her to take out
her dentures when she wa...
552
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:12,358
All I did was imply that we
were having a summer fling.
553
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,101
You don't tell that to a chick,
especially one
554
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,661
who's only got so many
good years left.
555
00:38:15,693 --> 00:38:16,903
She wanted me to move
in with her.
556
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,864
To the Pleasure Dome?
That's great.
557
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,831
My mom would kill me.
558
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,668
You gotta leave the nest at some
point so what's a few weeks early?
559
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,637
I think she's gonna
break up with me.
560
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,938
I got it.
561
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,708
We buy her flowers and butterscotch
toffees from the five and dime.
562
00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,445
Just shut the hell up.
563
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:52,498
She's an evil, conniving,
back-stabbing man-eating tramp.
564
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,699
Randy, I'm worried about my son.
565
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,969
I mean, he has no idea that he's
under this vicious siren's spell.
566
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,371
Siren?
567
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:01,907
Yeah, is that a thing?
568
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,675
Daughters of the Greek god,
Achilles, mermaid-like creatures
569
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,478
who seduce young sailors
with song
570
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,579
making them crash their
ships on the rocky cliffs?
571
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,648
Uh-huh, that's her.
572
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:14,119
Anyway, I have got to find a way
to snap Mark out of this trance.
573
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,454
- Or...
- Or what?
574
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:19,123
Nothing.
It's not my place.
575
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,592
Oh, come on, Randy,
of course it's your place.
576
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:24,829
Clearly, what I'm doing is not working
and you always tell me the truth.
577
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,998
So what should I do?
578
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:30,402
I think you should allow Mark
to make his own mistakes.
579
00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:33,003
He's a good kid.
All thanks to you.
580
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,974
You're a loving, caring mother and he
is the person he is because of you.
581
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:39,445
But Tanya, you can't protect him
from all the dangers of the world.
582
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:43,481
Sometimes, you gotta let
the baby get burned by the iron
583
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:46,617
if he's ever gonna learn, get
strong and, you know, grow up.
584
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:51,121
Really?
That's your big advice.
585
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,923
What?
586
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,693
How can you take that
insane woman's side?
587
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,736
No, I don't think I was...
588
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,429
That is horrible advice.
589
00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,898
What kind of idiot lets
a baby play with an iron?
590
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:03,434
The next thing you'll be telling me is I
drove him to her, that it's my fault.
591
00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:05,003
Unbelievable.
592
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,213
I'm just thinking that if
you wouldn't have made it
593
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,005
so difficult for Mark
to be independent,
594
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,641
he might have stayed
closer to home.
595
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,577
Who knows, you know?
596
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:15,213
Maybe he would've gotten together
with that girl from the party.
597
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,213
Melanie?
598
00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:18,717
The girl in the bikini.
599
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,719
Hmm, well, anything's
better than that woman.
600
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,621
I'm gonna call and
invite her over.
601
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,066
No, Tanya, that's
what I'm talking about.
602
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,527
You're going about
this all wrong.
603
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,228
You're right.
604
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:32,797
I'm gonna send her an email
from Mark's email address.
605
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,699
What? No!
That's even...
606
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:35,701
Thanks for the advice.
607
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,135
Tanya!
608
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,114
Oh, thank God.
609
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:51,849
Hello.
610
00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:53,518
Hey, uh, I was getting worried.
611
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:54,519
Did you get my texts?
612
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:56,688
I did.
613
00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:58,088
I'm really sorry.
614
00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,901
I didn't mean to say
those things to upset you.
615
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:01,626
No.
616
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,762
I certainly don't
want this to end.
617
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,996
It's been the best
time of my life.
618
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,766
I really, really like you a lot.
619
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,735
A whole lot.
620
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:13,704
I know you do.
621
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,606
So can I come over tonight?
622
00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:18,510
Gosh, do you think your
mommy will let you?
623
00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:21,646
What does my mom have...
624
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,124
I thought you were mad
about me going to Princeton.
625
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,615
Don't be silly.
626
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,227
Of course I want you
to go to college, Mark.
627
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,253
But only if that's
what you want.
628
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:34,259
I fear you make all of your decisions
based on what the queen decrees.
629
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,827
Hey, I know she's intrusive.
630
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,730
That's a very nice way
of putting it.
631
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:41,532
I'd use controlling
or manipulative.
632
00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,034
That's not exactly fair.
633
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,603
My mom's supportive
634
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,938
and not as domineering as
you make her out to be.
635
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,606
Mark, downstairs.
636
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,807
What was that?
637
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,009
Uh, nothing.
638
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,010
Right now!
639
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,143
Is that your mother?
640
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:57,548
No. Just hold on.
641
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,317
What?
642
00:41:59,349 --> 00:42:02,721
Uh, you're really pretty friend
Melanie's here to see you.
643
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:04,690
Hi.
644
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,936
Hey, sorry about that.
645
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:22,007
Hey, Carissa?
646
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:26,612
Okay, look, maybe
you can come over.
647
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:28,346
But you're gonna have
to promise me...
648
00:42:28,378 --> 00:42:29,715
No, that's okay.
649
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:31,081
Uh, my mom needs me
for something.
650
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:32,884
We can get together tomorrow?
651
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,284
Are you sure?
652
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:35,361
I... I'm gonna be up
pretty late tonight.
653
00:42:35,385 --> 00:42:37,956
Tomorrow's fine.
Gotta go.
654
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,626
Bitch.
655
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:45,664
That was very delicious,
Mrs. Richards.
656
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:46,864
It was my pleasure.
657
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,199
And thanks for
inviting me, Mark.
658
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:49,867
Mm-hmm.
659
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,070
So Melanie, where will you
be attending college?
660
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:53,639
I've been accepted at Columbia.
661
00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:56,842
Oh, an Ivy League school
as well.
662
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,244
You two will be close together.
663
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:01,112
I have a really good idea.
664
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,382
You should rent a moving truck and
drive across country together.
665
00:43:04,414 --> 00:43:06,059
Don't you think that'd
be kind of fun, Mark?
666
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,294
Melanie, would you
like some dessert?
667
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,019
Uh, yeah, sure.
668
00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:10,387
Oh, I didn't make any.
669
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:14,259
But you guys should go
get some ice cream.
670
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:17,262
You can take my car.
671
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,630
My treat.
672
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:21,833
It was lovely seeing
you again, Melanie.
673
00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,233
You, too.
674
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,202
And you two kids have fun.
675
00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:28,206
Stay out as long as you like.
676
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:33,378
I'm sorry.
677
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,213
It's okay.
678
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:46,257
( no audible dialog )
679
00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:57,434
I had to revoke her Facebook
privileges because she kept
680
00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:59,070
posting baby pictures
on my wall.
681
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:03,074
Wow. I thought
my mom was bad.
682
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,677
No, she means well.
She just has no boundaries.
683
00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:10,248
Yeah. Sounds like she needs
a hobby or a boyfriend.
684
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:20,057
Actually, there's this guy
she works with, Randy.
685
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,267
You met him at
my birthday party.
686
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,293
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
687
00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:23,795
He's a really cool guy.
688
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,731
He used to be really good
friends with my dad.
689
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:29,867
Um, I like him, but the guy won't
make a move to save his life.
690
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:34,139
The hypocrisy is pretty
thick out here, huh?
691
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,442
Are you ever going to kiss me?
692
00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:39,844
Um, yeah.
693
00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:42,313
Yeah, I... yeah, I want to.
694
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,050
I mean, it's just, uh,
695
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,385
I've kind of been
seeing someone.
696
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,186
You have a girlfriend?
697
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,222
Not exactly.
698
00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:57,795
It's... it's just like this little
fling that's... oh, screw it.
699
00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:10,942
( chuckles )
700
00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:12,010
Let's go.
701
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,710
Okay.
702
00:45:26,523 --> 00:45:28,760
( chattering )
703
00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,367
- So I'll call you tomorrow?
- Cool.
704
00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:38,869
Okay.
705
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,972
Goodnight.
706
00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:43,373
Goodnight.
707
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,981
( door opens )
708
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:57,288
You're home already.
709
00:45:57,322 --> 00:45:58,389
Yeah.
710
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,360
Did you have fun?
711
00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:04,228
Yeah.
712
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,530
What did you guys do?
713
00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:08,365
We went and had ice cream.
Your treat.
714
00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:12,070
Um, we went to the beach and,
I don't know, it was fun.
715
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,452
( radio blasts )
716
00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:35,226
( screeches )
717
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,594
Shh.
718
00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:40,030
Do you like her?
719
00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:42,067
Mom, we're just friends.
720
00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:43,969
Why?
721
00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:45,335
I mean, she's awfully cute.
722
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,304
It's complicated, all right?
723
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,307
Think you're so special,
don't you?
724
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,177
( whimpering )
725
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:56,081
That you can have anything
or anyone that you want.
726
00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:02,019
Listen to me and listen
to me very carefully.
727
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,259
Mark is mine.
728
00:47:08,293 --> 00:47:10,460
You can't have him.
729
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:14,032
And you will never,
ever see him again.
730
00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:15,300
Do you understand me?
731
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:20,271
Never!
732
00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:26,344
Now, just in case you forget,
this will help you remember.
733
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:29,179
( screams )
734
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:31,048
- Did you hear that?
- I did.
735
00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:33,083
( screams )
736
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:43,994
( car speeds off )
737
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,173
Hey.
738
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:57,507
Hey.
739
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,909
Just one now,
they're not for you.
740
00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:00,210
Okay.
741
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:06,317
So, um, do you think maybe
you'll call...
742
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,052
You'll call Melanie today?
743
00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:13,423
I might, but please
don't meddle in this, okay?
744
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,092
Just once, let me
do something on my own.
745
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,568
( chuckles )
746
00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:29,440
( video call ringing )
747
00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:59,503
Yeah, that's a good point.
748
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,514
( no audible dialogue )
749
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:16,186
Uh, hi. Hi, Sam.
750
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:18,989
Hey, Randy, can I, um,
talk to you for a second?
751
00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:20,625
Yeah.
Uh, to be continued.
752
00:49:20,657 --> 00:49:23,293
To be continued.
753
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:24,604
You here to tell me
that I'm right?
754
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,530
Your plan worked.
755
00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:28,766
Mark and Melanie
hit it off last night.
756
00:49:28,798 --> 00:49:31,335
That wasn't my plan.
757
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:37,208
Well, you gave me the idea, so they're
hitting it off and no more Carissa.
758
00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:39,010
You know what, Tanya?
759
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:42,347
I'm done playing your
manipulative games.
760
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:45,550
Look, Mark is gonna be
out of the house soon
761
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,052
and he's moving on
with his life.
762
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,653
And you know what?
So am I.
763
00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:52,389
I don't know what
you're talking about.
764
00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:54,659
I think you try to control
everything in your life.
765
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:56,126
Ever since Hal's been gone,
766
00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,762
I have been there for you
and Mark.
767
00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:00,465
I'm trying to fill this hole
in your life the best I can
768
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,536
and you... you find a way to somehow push
everyone who cares about you away.
769
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:11,208
You obviously don't know
what you want or maybe you do.
770
00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:12,809
It's not me.
771
00:50:12,842 --> 00:50:15,179
I really don't know
where this is coming from.
772
00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,347
I think you're just
overreacting.
773
00:50:17,382 --> 00:50:20,617
Why don't you just... just
calm down and take the muffin.
774
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,452
I don't want your damn muffins.
775
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,521
I'm tired.
776
00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:27,757
It's been 10 years,
way too long.
777
00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,360
It's my fault.
778
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,195
I should've said
something years ago.
779
00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:35,699
I'm sorry, but I don't want
to be your safety net anymore.
780
00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:41,806
Well, I... Randy, I...
781
00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:54,652
Throw me a soda, will you?
782
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,387
Yeah.
783
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,702
I don't get it.
I thought we had a good time.
784
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,204
I don't know why
she's not picking up.
785
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:04,594
You're such a pig.
786
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:06,063
I'm not a pig.
I'm into Melanie.
787
00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:08,642
So you're just gonna dump the woman
who stole your flower, that's it?
788
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,345
Dude, I already feel like a sleaze for
making out with Melanie last night.
789
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:12,802
I need to break it off
with Carissa.
790
00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:14,639
So, that's it.
You're done?
791
00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:17,242
Yeah, completely.
792
00:51:34,358 --> 00:51:35,592
Carissa.
793
00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:37,362
I just love this place.
794
00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:40,664
All the marine life,
so impressive.
795
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:43,333
Who's this big guy?
796
00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:44,668
That's MC.
797
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:48,239
- MC?
- MC Hammerhead.
798
00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:51,175
All the fish in the tank are
named after recording artists.
799
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,443
Oh, wow.
800
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:54,811
Uh, that one there
is the great Barry White.
801
00:51:54,844 --> 00:51:56,447
Mm-hmm.
802
00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,849
The fancy one shaking her
tail, that's Sharkira.
803
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,585
Her hips don't lie.
804
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:04,389
And, oh, uh, is the... is
the ray named Sugar or Charles?
805
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:05,822
Sting.
806
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:08,326
Very clever.
807
00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:10,460
What... what's that?
808
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:12,329
Oh, this guy here?
809
00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:13,431
Yeah.
810
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:14,931
- This is a trident.
- Wow.
811
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:15,932
Actually, don't touch.
They're very sharp.
812
00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:17,434
Okay.
813
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,644
It's the weapon of
Poseidon and Neptune.
814
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,271
- Okay.
- Pretty cool.
815
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:25,242
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
816
00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:26,710
So...
817
00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:30,315
Uh, Tanya's office is down
the hallway to the right.
818
00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:32,949
Oh, uh, well, actually, Randy,
819
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:37,954
I was, um, kind of here
to see you.
820
00:52:37,987 --> 00:52:40,324
I mean, it's pretty obvious
at dinner the other night
821
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:45,230
that neither one of us is having our
needs met by the Richards family.
822
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,565
I know what it's like
to give someone all your love
823
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:51,235
and have them reject you.
824
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,574
You are a siren.
825
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:57,574
Excuse me?
826
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,244
Could you please leave?
827
00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:00,478
What?
828
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,447
Just, um, could you leave?
829
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,947
Wait. Are you kidding me?
I'm...
830
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,421
- Yeah, I'm...
- Don't. Don't bother.
831
00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:07,318
I'm... I'm going.
832
00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:27,838
Can I help you?
833
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:32,409
Damn, he wasn't lying.
834
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:34,278
Who?
835
00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:37,981
Mark wa... Mark wasn't...
I'm Mark's friend Wa...
836
00:53:38,014 --> 00:53:39,416
I'm Mark's friend, Walter.
837
00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:42,420
I... it's very nice
to meet you.
838
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:47,824
Okay, yep.
839
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:51,262
All right. What are you...
I mean, did Mark send you?
840
00:53:51,295 --> 00:53:54,298
Yeah, he, uh, he confided in
me that you two were on the outs
841
00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:57,934
so I figured I'd come over
and lend a shoulder to cry or,
842
00:53:57,967 --> 00:54:01,539
you know, any other
services you might need.
843
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,972
He told you we were breaking up?
844
00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,708
Yeah, he's crazy.
845
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,586
I... I don't understand why
you would trade in for
846
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,689
the newer model when you have
vintage classic at home, you know?
847
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:11,849
Aren't you charming?
848
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:15,286
Women just love to be
referred to as vintage.
849
00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,289
Why don't you go ahead and
make yourself comfortable?
850
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,929
Um, so I guess I should
just tell you about myself.
851
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:28,733
I come from strong
Dutch and German stock.
852
00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:38,342
Come on.
853
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:41,746
Hey, uh, hello.
854
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,012
Uh, Melanie?
855
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:46,384
Uh, I can't really
see you, um...
856
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,918
Mark, I... I really
can't talk right now.
857
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,920
Well, I've been trying
to call you all day.
858
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,889
Yeah, I know, I... I'm not
feeling well.
859
00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:54,425
Um, I've got to go.
860
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,425
Uh, do you want me to come by?
861
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:56,561
I can bring you some soup.
862
00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,728
No, no, no.
No, no. It's okay.
863
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:02,800
Uh, I'm not sure... I... I don't think
that we should see each other anymore.
864
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,402
What? Why?
865
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:07,338
I'm sorry, I really have to go.
866
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:18,014
Hi, sweetie.
867
00:55:18,047 --> 00:55:19,016
Uh, hey, what's up?
868
00:55:19,048 --> 00:55:20,650
Great news.
869
00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:22,095
My friend from Intel
Digital's coming over tonight.
870
00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:24,021
You ready to pitch your app?
871
00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:27,023
Uh, tonight's not really
a good night for me.
872
00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:28,425
Can we do it some other time?
873
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,869
Mark, I asked him to
do me this favor.
874
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:31,596
His time's very valuable.
875
00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:34,364
I know. I... I'm sorry.
It's just...
876
00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:36,567
But you see, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
877
00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,503
You're never gonna get
anywhere in life
878
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,771
unless you get over your childish
fears and go after what you want.
879
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:45,909
I'm gonna pick you up
at 8:00. Dress sharp.
880
00:55:50,481 --> 00:55:51,715
All right.
881
00:55:57,086 --> 00:55:59,489
See you later, Mom.
882
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:02,135
Hey, honey, do you mind coming in here
and chatting with me for a minute?
883
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,460
I... I can't.
I'm in a rush.
884
00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:04,795
You going to see Melanie?
885
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,097
Oh.
886
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:10,067
So where did you
get those new...
887
00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:13,704
Never mind.
888
00:56:13,737 --> 00:56:15,539
Listen, have I
been overstepping?
889
00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:18,576
Mom, we can talk when
I get back, but I...
890
00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:19,577
I won't be out that long.
891
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,746
( car horn )
892
00:56:21,778 --> 00:56:25,949
Promise?
893
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:27,684
I promise.
894
00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:57,815
So it'll remind her when
to put oil in her car,
895
00:56:57,847 --> 00:56:59,115
when to buy her vitamins,
896
00:56:59,148 --> 00:57:00,851
uh, when her favorite
TV shows are on.
897
00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:02,987
But the best part
is the ad potential.
898
00:57:03,019 --> 00:57:06,657
My Little Man will make suggestions
to the user throughout the day.
899
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:10,226
So, uh, hey, there's a new low
calorie yogurt at the supermarket.
900
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,130
Um, you should
pamper yourself today.
901
00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:17,166
Uh, this spa has seaweed
wraps and, uh,
902
00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:20,704
well, basically, that's my app.
903
00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:21,972
Bravo.
904
00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,082
Very impressive
presentation, Mark.
905
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,942
Thank you, sir.
906
00:57:24,974 --> 00:57:26,251
It's hard to believe you're
just out of high school.
907
00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:27,521
It's a million dollar idea,
isn't it?
908
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,914
- It is.
- So what do we do now?
909
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:35,652
Well, Montgomery Technology's just put out
their version of your app last month.
910
00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:38,556
You had a great idea, but they
beat you to the punch, kid.
911
00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:41,157
They've had years of market
research and development.
912
00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:45,094
By the time we got your app up and
running, it would be obsolete.
913
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,632
Well, thank you for taking
the time to meet with me.
914
00:57:47,664 --> 00:57:50,034
You've got top notch
programming skills.
915
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:54,905
When you're ready to join the working
world, I better be your first phone call.
916
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,005
Okay.
917
00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:59,543
Carissa?
Always a pleasure.
918
00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:01,754
Thank you so much for coming
all the way out here, Trevor.
919
00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:03,514
Helen says you're playing
tennis Sunday.
920
00:58:03,547 --> 00:58:04,514
Maybe I'll see you at the club.
921
00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:05,782
Okay, great.
922
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,175
- I know the way out.
- Drive safe.
923
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:10,186
I should be going, too.
924
00:58:10,219 --> 00:58:13,690
Wait. You're leaving?
925
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,860
I... I got us
some nice champagne.
926
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:17,628
I... I thought
we would celebrate.
927
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:20,197
Celebrate what, that fact that
I just spent six months
928
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:22,967
developing something that I
could've bought for a buck 99?
929
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,101
Mark, he just offered you a job.
930
00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:28,113
You're gonna be working for one of the
top software developers in the world.
931
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,739
Yeah, in four years.
932
00:58:29,773 --> 00:58:31,942
Well, I mean, I really
don't understand
933
00:58:31,976 --> 00:58:35,311
why you're going to college to... to
get a job that you can have today.
934
00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:36,813
I don't know.
935
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:40,985
I... I just... I need to go away
and be my own man
936
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,920
and experience life
for myself, you know.
937
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:45,590
You want to party and get laid.
938
00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:46,767
No, that's not
what I was saying.
939
00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:50,094
No, no, no. It's okay.
I get it.
940
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:55,264
Need to, uh, sow your
wild oats, as they say.
941
00:58:58,235 --> 00:59:00,304
Just like our little fling.
942
00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:05,943
It'll be one of
your many adventures.
943
00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,614
Yeah, I guess so.
944
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,585
Well, then let's toast to that.
945
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:18,322
- Okay?
- Okay.
946
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,690
Grab those champagne flutes.
947
01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:09,940
Call me.
948
01:00:17,213 --> 01:00:19,282
Yeah.
949
01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:27,224
It really does open
the pores and
950
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:32,697
help to relax the muscles,
don't you think?
951
01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,699
Why are you doing this?
952
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:39,936
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm not doing anything.
953
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,905
You're the one doing it to me.
954
01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:45,976
Don't you see that?
955
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:50,246
Stringing me along, making
me believe that you want to be
956
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,284
with me and... and really,
really be with me.
957
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:58,922
All the while just using me
and waiting to leave me
958
01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:01,090
until you're done
getting what you came for.
959
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:04,829
Please let me go?
960
01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:07,063
No.
961
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:11,702
I didn't let my husband leave me
for that tight assed trainer.
962
01:01:11,735 --> 01:01:16,706
And he was old and
wrinkly and useless in bed.
963
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:19,208
What are you doing?
964
01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:23,246
This is all I am to you right?
965
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,483
A little plaything,
966
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:31,454
a toy to help satisfy
that teenage libido of yours.
967
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:41,931
Here's your most important
life lesson, sweetheart.
968
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,335
Women are not trophies.
969
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:51,407
We're not to be traded
like playing cards.
970
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,512
We're not levels
of a video game.
971
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,914
Ow! Get off of me.
972
01:01:57,947 --> 01:02:00,117
Please. You love it.
973
01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:05,822
Now, stay still and
don't make me hurt you, Mark.
974
01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:07,324
( crying )
975
01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,181
Mark?
976
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,418
Mark?
977
01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,896
Where the hell is he?
978
01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,088
Blocked.
979
01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,367
You've reached the
Walter Braunstein Experience.
980
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,202
For tickets and directions, please
leave your name and number.
981
01:03:26,235 --> 01:03:27,403
Thank you.
982
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:29,338
Uh, hey, Walter, this is Tanya.
983
01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:31,507
Um, have you seen
or talked to Mark?
984
01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:34,411
He didn't come home last night
and, um, well, I'm a bit worried.
985
01:03:34,443 --> 01:03:38,347
So if you could call me
back ASAP, please, uh, thanks.
986
01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:43,286
I'm sure he's all right.
987
01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:59,003
Ah.
988
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:07,077
You want some?
989
01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:09,846
Yes.
990
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:14,617
Too bad.
991
01:04:45,481 --> 01:04:47,150
Ah!
992
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:49,318
Somebody!
993
01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,987
Shh.
994
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,657
Relax.
995
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:56,626
You'll last longer if you do.
996
01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:10,340
Hi, Randy.
997
01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:12,275
Sorry to interrupt you, but, um,
998
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:15,211
have you spoken to Mark
in the last 24 hours?
999
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:16,947
I have not.
1000
01:05:16,981 --> 01:05:19,115
Yeah, he's mad at me, too.
1001
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:24,088
It's not just like him to completely
ignore my calls and texts.
1002
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:30,260
Yeah, well, if you talk
to him, would you, please,
1003
01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,461
tell him that his mother
is very, very worried?
1004
01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:35,398
Yeah.
1005
01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:38,168
Thanks, Randy.
1006
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,518
35 missed calls from Mom.
1007
01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:57,653
This bitch is crazy.
1008
01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:14,271
I'm at Carissa's.
1009
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,472
Come get me.
1010
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,018
( beeps )
1011
01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,320
Who is it?
1012
01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:31,387
Tanya Richards.
1013
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,722
I'm here to pick up my son.
1014
01:06:32,755 --> 01:06:35,791
Oh, hello, Tanya.
Did you bring muffins?
1015
01:06:35,824 --> 01:06:38,262
I'm in a bit of a rush,
thank you.
1016
01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:45,101
Mark? Mark!
1017
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,771
Where's Mark?
1018
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:50,106
Come on in.
Have a cocktail.
1019
01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:51,108
I don't want to have a cocktail.
1020
01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:53,043
Please send my son out now.
1021
01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:58,181
Well, Mark's... he's a
little hung up right now.
1022
01:06:58,215 --> 01:06:59,516
But, hey, do you mind
if we talk?
1023
01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:03,786
I... I mean, you know,
just until Mark's ready.
1024
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,322
It's kind of important.
1025
01:07:07,224 --> 01:07:08,391
Fine.
1026
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,094
Right this way.
1027
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:16,632
Help!
1028
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:19,469
Somebody! Help!
1029
01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:20,769
( Mark's voice echoing )
1030
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:38,288
Mm, a Napa Opus One.
1031
01:07:38,322 --> 01:07:40,824
It doesn't get much
better than that.
1032
01:07:40,856 --> 01:07:42,092
Can I get you a glass?
1033
01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:43,460
No, thank you.
1034
01:07:43,492 --> 01:07:47,396
- I'll water it down.
- No, thank you.
1035
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:52,635
Tanya, you have every
reason to hate me.
1036
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,403
And then some.
1037
01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:56,539
But I'm about to give you
a very rare opportunity.
1038
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:58,574
If you're selling
cosmetics, I'll pass.
1039
01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:01,177
I prefer not
to look like a whore.
1040
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:05,849
We're about to find out how
much you really love your son.
1041
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,684
I can save you the time.
1042
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,753
I love my son more
than you can imagine.
1043
01:08:10,786 --> 01:08:14,423
No matter what he has
done, unconditionally.
1044
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,426
I don't believe in
unconditional love.
1045
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:19,429
Even a mother has a child
with the selfish reason
1046
01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:21,530
to have something love her back.
1047
01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:25,435
But what if that child that
she gave birth to
1048
01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:28,637
one day grows up
and rejects her?
1049
01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:33,842
Stops loving her.
1050
01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:40,417
I'm done with this
conversation and I'm leaving.
1051
01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:44,188
Mark! Honey, come on.
Let's go.
1052
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:47,923
Put those on if you ever
want to see your son again.
1053
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:51,161
You really must think I'm crazy.
1054
01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:56,131
On the contrary, I think I am.
1055
01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:05,841
Mark!
1056
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,176
Oh my God.
1057
01:09:07,211 --> 01:09:10,779
Oh, my God, Mark!
Poor baby!
1058
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:12,349
He's been in here almost a day.
1059
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:14,551
I don't know how
much more he can take.
1060
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:16,386
Why are you doing this?
1061
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,630
He is a child, for God's sakes.
1062
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:20,423
Now, now, settle down.
1063
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:21,634
I thought you cared about him.
1064
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:23,493
But I do.
1065
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:27,463
That's why I'm gonna give
you a chance to save him.
1066
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:30,867
There's one round in this gun.
1067
01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,337
Mark's at death's door.
1068
01:09:33,369 --> 01:09:35,538
Now, you could either put him
out of his misery
1069
01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:40,409
or you could use the bullet on
yourself and I'll let Mark go.
1070
01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:42,811
What?
1071
01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:45,282
Why are you doing this to us?
1072
01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,317
Mark and I had something
very special, Tanya,
1073
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:50,287
and you went and
screwed it all up.
1074
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:53,289
Now, I have to clean up
this mess and I'll be damned
1075
01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,992
I'm gonna be the one to take
the blame for what you've done.
1076
01:09:56,024 --> 01:09:58,862
Your son tried to leave me
1077
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:00,529
and I couldn't let that
happen, Tanya.
1078
01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:03,500
Do you understand me?
He left me no choice!
1079
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,934
He did this!
1080
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,903
Hey!
1081
01:10:06,935 --> 01:10:08,671
Ah!
1082
01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:10,606
I'm speaking.
1083
01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:20,417
So what's it gonna be?
1084
01:10:20,449 --> 01:10:24,387
Mark dies or you die?
1085
01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:27,856
Seems to me that either way,
I win and you lose.
1086
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:33,262
So what do you say we put this whole mess
behind us and get on with our lives?
1087
01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:36,565
Well, or at least my life.
1088
01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:44,006
You really are the goddamn
devil, aren't you?
1089
01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:47,042
Okay.
1090
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:51,046
Well, I'll be waiting while
you sweat out your decision.
1091
01:10:51,079 --> 01:10:52,748
I know it's a tough one.
1092
01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:15,070
Mark. Mark, don't fall
asleep now.
1093
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,872
You stay with me, honey.
1094
01:11:16,905 --> 01:11:18,442
I'm gonna get you out of here.
1095
01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:20,310
Okay.
1096
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:22,384
I don't know how, but
I'm gonna get you out of here.
1097
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,947
Okay.
1098
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:37,360
( cell phone vibrating )
1099
01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:44,967
Pick up, pick up.
Come on, Tanya, pick up.
1100
01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:46,470
Can't get to
the phone right now.
1101
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:47,770
Please leave a message.
1102
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:51,507
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's not...
1103
01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:24,073
Come on.
1104
01:12:24,106 --> 01:12:27,577
Stick that pretty
little head in here.
1105
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:33,015
Mark, Mark, stay with me, Mark.
1106
01:12:33,048 --> 01:12:34,783
Come on, baby.
1107
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:39,722
Oh, God.
1108
01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:43,592
Oh, God.
1109
01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:45,595
Mark...
1110
01:12:54,503 --> 01:12:59,676
Mark, um,
1111
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:01,778
when your...
1112
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:07,783
when your father died, I, um,
1113
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:08,984
I was just so terrified
1114
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,087
of anything happening to you.
1115
01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:15,458
I have been so, so selfish
1116
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:19,695
and a coward.
1117
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,865
Baby, I just... I just
thought I was...
1118
01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,768
I thought I was protecting you
1119
01:13:24,801 --> 01:13:29,204
from dangers
of the world and I...
1120
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,608
I was only protecting...
1121
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,543
Protecting myself.
1122
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:39,682
And I'm so sorry.
1123
01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:41,585
I'm so sorry.
1124
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,606
I love you.
1125
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,679
I'm so proud of you.
1126
01:14:21,256 --> 01:14:24,226
One,
1127
01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:28,965
two...
1128
01:14:28,997 --> 01:14:30,033
( loud bang on door )
1129
01:14:30,065 --> 01:14:31,734
Hurry it up!
1130
01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:34,804
I'm not opening this door
until I hear a bang.
1131
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,743
Oh, that's it.
1132
01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:43,813
Honey, come on.
1133
01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:47,783
Your mom's about to kick
the shit out of this bitch.
1134
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:56,926
Oh, God.
1135
01:14:58,694 --> 01:15:00,564
( screaming )
1136
01:15:03,231 --> 01:15:06,135
That's it, mommy, do it.
1137
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,643
( doorbell rings )
1138
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:25,822
Who the hell is that?
1139
01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:28,757
( gunshot )
1140
01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:41,637
Wow. Look who had some
balls after all.
1141
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,768
You don't get to win!
1142
01:16:16,972 --> 01:16:19,876
I win! I win!
1143
01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,878
I win!
1144
01:16:34,422 --> 01:16:36,993
( screaming )
1145
01:16:37,025 --> 01:16:39,729
Burn in hell, you bitch!
1146
01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:48,136
No, Mark.
Come on.
1147
01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:52,841
You're okay.
I got you.
1148
01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:55,011
Watch out.
1149
01:16:55,043 --> 01:16:58,814
Here, watch your head.
Watch your head.
1150
01:16:58,847 --> 01:17:00,884
Stay with me, Mark.
1151
01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:04,319
Don't go.
You're gonna be all right.
1152
01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,421
I'm gonna get you...
1153
01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:08,091
I'm gonna get you to a hospital.
1154
01:17:08,123 --> 01:17:11,260
- Baby.
- No!
1155
01:17:22,404 --> 01:17:24,273
( shrieks )
1156
01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,025
( rattling )
1157
01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:55,137
( panting )
1158
01:17:58,474 --> 01:18:01,176
( police sirens )
1159
01:18:10,052 --> 01:18:12,121
All right, that
should be everything.
1160
01:18:12,154 --> 01:18:15,291
All right, thank
for your help, man.
1161
01:18:15,323 --> 01:18:17,260
Dude, it's still not too late.
1162
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:18,838
I could put in a good word
at the community college.
1163
01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:20,296
I'll see you at Christmas.
1164
01:18:20,328 --> 01:18:22,798
Okay.
1165
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:25,033
Um, I could make you
guys some sandwiches.
1166
01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:27,203
Oh, we have fruit
and chips and soda.
1167
01:18:27,235 --> 01:18:29,072
We'll be fine.
1168
01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:31,373
Okay. Well,
take care of him.
1169
01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:32,908
All right, I'll try.
1170
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:35,779
Don't let him get
into any trouble.
1171
01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:40,984
I just don't know what I'm gonna
do without my little man.
1172
01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:43,118
Well, I'm sure your new one
will pick up the slack.
1173
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:44,854
I'll do my best.
1174
01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:45,854
Thanks for everything, Randy.
1175
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:47,256
Yeah, you go it.
1176
01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:49,367
Okay, well, just keep it
under 60 and call us as soon
1177
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,460
you get over
the Arizona border and...
1178
01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,998
Call me whenever you want.
1179
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:58,768
Okay, love you, Mom.
1180
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:02,404
I love you, too.
1181
01:19:05,307 --> 01:19:09,011
- * Take back your gold
all the dreams that *
1182
01:19:09,045 --> 01:19:10,012
* Were sold to you
1183
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:12,849
- Bye.
- Bye.
1184
01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:15,150
He'll be okay.
1185
01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:16,561
Walter, would you like
to stay for lunch?
1186
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,453
Oh, I can't.
I'm going to the movies.
1187
01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:19,497
My girlfriend's picking me up.
1188
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:20,890
Girlfriend?
1189
01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:22,257
Whoa, look at you.
1190
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,792
( car horn honks )
1191
01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:25,127
Oh, and there she is now.
1192
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:27,930
*
1193
01:19:29,497 --> 01:19:32,100
Did you guys know that seniors
get half off on matinees?
1194
01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:35,404
It's awesome.
1195
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,972
All right, baby.
1196
01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:45,006
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