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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,200 1944 - TOSCO EMILIANO APENNINES 2 00:02:08,287 --> 00:02:09,448 Good evening. 3 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:13,535 Of course you'll say you're an Italian farmer too! 4 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:17,015 Yes! I'm collecting chestnuts. 5 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,417 What is this? 6 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:22,976 A sack to put them into. 7 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:44,296 Ready. Attention! Load! 8 00:02:46,447 --> 00:02:47,448 Aim! 9 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,650 Just a moment! Don't shoot! For the love of God! 10 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:52,849 Wait for a moment! Halt! 11 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,653 Stop! Just a moment! 12 00:02:57,127 --> 00:02:59,937 Just a moment, lieutenant! 13 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,458 Yes, but hurry up! 14 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:09,453 In the name of the Father, of the Son... - Thanks, father, but I'm a Protestant. 15 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:12,047 You ought not to protest this time. 16 00:03:12,327 --> 00:03:13,817 Kiss and throw. 17 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:19,977 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 18 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:21,134 Hurry up! 19 00:03:21,247 --> 00:03:23,454 Two seconds, lieutenant! 8 and 9. 20 00:03:30,047 --> 00:03:31,048 Away! 21 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:38,728 Thanks, father! - Which father? Jump into the cemetery! 22 00:03:42,207 --> 00:03:44,574 It's Hippie! - Yes, it's him! 23 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:38,458 Nothing, it's just the password. 24 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:40,496 What do you want? - Let me come in. 25 00:04:48,967 --> 00:04:51,891 Who is? - Charles Harrison, captain... 26 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:54,931 ...of the English Army, parachuted yesterday night. 27 00:04:56,127 --> 00:04:57,936 May I introduce her? My woman. 28 00:04:58,327 --> 00:05:02,048 Elvira Spallanzani, the lady of the house, so to say. 29 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,938 Wife of a fascist, converted to my ideals. 30 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:07,015 Did you let her read Karl Marx? 31 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,290 No! We slept together on a barn one night... 32 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:13,292 ...and the day after she had the same ideals as me. 33 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:16,898 Hey! Why have you come here? She's getting stuck. 34 00:05:17,047 --> 00:05:18,048 Oh! 35 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:21,455 A row of German soldiers is climbing the mountain. 6 trucks! 36 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:24,537 Have you informed Benedetto and Fagiolo? - I haven't found them. 37 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:27,218 Never mind. I'll do by myself. - I'll come with you. 38 00:05:27,447 --> 00:05:28,972 No, you complete the sauce. 39 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:32,170 Pick up the tomatoes close to grandma Saveria, they're riper. 40 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:34,688 Olive oil is here, beneath uncle Italo. Give me. 41 00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:41,729 Let's check our watches. It's twenty two past eight p.m. 42 00:05:42,127 --> 00:05:44,334 Put the pasta in at nine thirty p.m. 43 00:05:46,287 --> 00:05:49,609 Bye, Hippie. I'll never forget you. 44 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:53,409 At London I'll tell what you did. - Say hello to Churchill. 45 00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:56,853 How handsome! 46 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,200 ROME TODAY 47 00:06:10,047 --> 00:06:11,572 Good morning. - Hello. 48 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,800 JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS 49 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,731 Boys, quick! Let the private students come forward! 50 00:06:33,647 --> 00:06:34,887 Andorra! 51 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,094 Anza! 52 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,248 Brioni! 53 00:06:40,047 --> 00:06:41,173 Castellani! 54 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,698 Tartufato! 55 00:06:44,287 --> 00:06:45,334 Torelli! 56 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:47,928 Tubini! 57 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,931 Urbinati! - Look at this guy! 58 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:54,290 Have you lost a year maybe? 59 00:06:54,727 --> 00:06:56,058 Keep still! 60 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:57,773 Quiet! 61 00:06:57,887 --> 00:07:00,333 Bags are not allowed. - I've got my books inside. 62 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:02,370 Right. You'll set it down along with the other ones. 63 00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:08,938 Bossi! Castracane! Cursi! Donato! Durini! 64 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,208 Miss... May I ask a question? 65 00:07:35,347 --> 00:07:37,337 Why I was made a member of Parliament without being asked... 66 00:07:37,342 --> 00:07:40,400 ...for anything and now I'm required to have a diploma... 67 00:07:40,405 --> 00:07:43,373 ...for a job at Registry office? - You were a member of Parliament? 68 00:07:43,487 --> 00:07:46,058 Yes, for the Action Party at the Constituent Assembly. 69 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:50,729 Focus your attention, Honourable. - What does it matter to Registry... 70 00:07:50,847 --> 00:07:53,214 ...office whether I know how much that stuff makes or not? 71 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:55,853 Focus your attention. You'll see it's not hard. 72 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,013 It's not hard... 73 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:22,851 Swap your test. - No! 74 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:26,133 Swap your test. I might be your father. 75 00:08:43,847 --> 00:08:45,258 Holy cow! 76 00:08:46,847 --> 00:08:48,292 Why have you said "Holy cow"? 77 00:08:48,407 --> 00:08:50,569 Because I've made alpha equal to X raised to the third power. 78 00:08:50,687 --> 00:08:53,930 So what? - We'd have done Y equal to X raised to the third power! 79 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:55,733 Oh, should we have done? 80 00:08:56,247 --> 00:08:57,658 Damn! 81 00:08:58,727 --> 00:09:00,456 The fact is that you don't study! 82 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,216 Hippie! 83 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:43,728 Hippie! 84 00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:51,491 Hippie, stop! Listen! 85 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:03,809 Go ahead! Get into the park! 86 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,734 Stop! 87 00:10:06,287 --> 00:10:08,938 Act as though nothing happened! Be free and easy! 88 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:12,448 Careful, Hippie! 89 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,216 Go behind the bush! 90 00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:22,097 Now open your bag! 91 00:10:23,527 --> 00:10:24,972 There's a mini radio. 92 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:30,170 Yes. Who put it into? - Put the head-phones on. 93 00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:34,258 You may even speak, but it's no use: you have to hear only. 94 00:10:35,847 --> 00:10:40,091 Who is? Is this a joke? - Get up. You'll know when we're sure of you. 95 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,889 If you obey, this will solve all your problems. 96 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:48,933 Which problems? What do you know? - We know everything about you. 97 00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:52,171 We've been watching you for a month. Careful with water! 98 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,736 Got it? Obey now. Put the head-phones on. 99 00:10:56,887 --> 00:11:01,973 We're breaking the contact with the loudspeaker. - Yes, I'll do. 100 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,008 Who? 101 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:06,971 Me? Where? When? 102 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,330 Excuse me, just a question: are you Martian? 103 00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,453 Forget what I've just said. 104 00:11:18,407 --> 00:11:19,533 What? 105 00:11:19,647 --> 00:11:20,933 Hell's bells! 106 00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:28,894 It's here. 107 00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:31,296 Tell me. Oh! Excuse me. 108 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,254 Yes, I got it. 109 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:46,174 I want "The Book of Phillip Sparrow",... 110 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:51,454 ...a poem by John Skelton, 1460- 1...? 111 00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:55,892 1525. - This way, please. I'll give you. 112 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,814 Here. 113 00:12:03,607 --> 00:12:08,898 What's going on here? - Pay there, please. 2,800. - 2,800. 114 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,693 That's a good start. 115 00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:16,978 1,000, 2,000...I can't reach it. I've got only 2,500. 116 00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:19,658 That's ok. - Thanks. Where has she gone? 117 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:40,492 Why? What's it in there? 118 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:45,091 In my pocket? It can't get in. Where will I go? 119 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,048 What? 120 00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,571 How can I do? 121 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:54,934 Inside the book? 122 00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,536 What will I say to Elvira? 123 00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:00,576 My wife's waiting for me for lunch! 124 00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:05,614 It's not even silver. - What?! - It's not silver! 125 00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:10,248 Look that I've already pawned it once and I was given 1,000 Lire. 126 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,131 Spallanzani, you're wanted on the phone. 127 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,052 It's your husband. 128 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:21,533 Hello? How did it go? Bad? - Why must have it gone bad? 129 00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:25,776 No, neither well. But, you know, noboby pulled a few strings here... 130 00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,935 Even for an exam! 131 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,374 That's the Italy you had promised me! 132 00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:33,457 I promised you the Italy that they had promised me! 133 00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:35,413 What's up? 134 00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:38,209 Anyway, I didn't call you... What? 135 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:42,218 Yes, now. I didn't...Hey! How messy with the both of you speaking now... 136 00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:45,816 Don't wait for me for lunch,... Don't worry, I'm eating out. 137 00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:50,416 Charles! - Hippie! 138 00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,058 Son of a bi... 139 00:15:57,927 --> 00:15:59,895 Ah! What's that? Oh my God! 140 00:16:00,607 --> 00:16:03,611 Natale! What's happened? Where have you been? - Take! 141 00:16:03,847 --> 00:16:05,975 What are those? - Money! Lire! 142 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,137 Are they fake? - When I bring money home, they must be fake! 143 00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:10,653 How much are they? - So many! 144 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,452 The failure, the dreamer, the fantasist brings them to you,... 145 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:16,776 ...the one who held on a past outdated by history! 146 00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:19,288 Take! Other 200 Lire! I've spent some of them! 147 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:21,654 Who gave you? - Forget that! 148 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,418 I can't tell you. 149 00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:26,775 What have you done? 150 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,776 Oh my God, who knows what have you done? 151 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,333 He failed the exam, lost his head and stole them! 152 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:34,018 Yes, fancy that! Even a thief! - I made a robbery! 153 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,415 Nice end! We must give them back! - Well said! Now she'll do it! 154 00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,211 How much were they? 155 00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:41,489 What have you been doing so far, Natale? 156 00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:45,737 Forget Natale! Natale's dead, no more Natale! Hippie's back! 157 00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:46,848 What's up? 158 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:50,535 Remember our first night on the barn? - Yes. 159 00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,810 Come here, we will go for seconds. - Calm. You're 20 years older! 160 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,329 It may be even bad for you! - Let me do. 161 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:58,768 You keep quiet and hold on tight. - Yes, Hippie. 162 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:02,334 Come here... - I won't until you don't tell me who gave you! 163 00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:06,657 I can't. They made me swear not to tell it, neither to my wife! 164 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:10,449 I was hired by American secret service. 165 00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:19,888 Natale... 166 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,175 Another cloth! - A little thing... 167 00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:26,336 So, say it clearly: my husband is a spy for the Americans! 168 00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:29,576 What is he doing? - Well, he's scratching. What are these packs? 169 00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:31,576 Will you keep in mind that we must keep a low profile? 170 00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:38,810 He doesn't appear to be a nazi... 171 00:17:39,087 --> 00:17:41,772 Why? Can nazism be visible perhaps? Nazism stays in men's souls! 172 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,852 Report no. 4. 173 00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:47,138 The neonazi's having a lunch at the restaurant of the hotel. 174 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:55,055 Menu: grapefruit juice, pineapple scampi and pear roast now. 175 00:17:56,647 --> 00:17:58,570 Who knows which fruit is he going to eat? 176 00:18:00,007 --> 00:18:02,613 Just a moment. Someone has come in his room. 177 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:04,450 It's the assistant porter, whom I've already reported as a... 178 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,600 ...suspicious person to you. 179 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:09,410 He's rummaging in his docs and is clearly an enemy agent. 180 00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:17,893 He's turned the lights on. 181 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,331 He's turned the lights on! 182 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:24,327 Turn the recorder on! - I'll change the reel! 183 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,290 Never mind. Write down, I'll dictate! 184 00:18:26,407 --> 00:18:27,613 It's fifteen past nine p.m. 185 00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:30,295 At last something's happening. 186 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:36,047 A Tiziano red English like woman dressing a mini,... 187 00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:38,978 ...has come in. - May I watch? - Write! 188 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:43,857 I deduce from her sneaky air that maybe she's his partner in crime. 189 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:50,338 No. Delete "maybe partner in crime" and write "maybe a whore". 190 00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:53,733 Delete "maybe". 191 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:57,936 Delete "sneaky air" as well. Hell's bells! 192 00:18:58,487 --> 00:19:01,058 Wow! - Let me watch! - This guy has never seen a woman! 193 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,931 Let me watch! - They have closed the shutters. 194 00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:05,653 Put it into an envelope, I'll go and deliver it. 195 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,848 The pasta is cold now! 196 00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:08,968 Phillip! 197 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:12,247 Here's Phillip the sparrow! Miss! 198 00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:14,168 Thanks. 199 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,730 Your book has arrived, sir. 200 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,288 What? - Come in. 201 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,847 No, thanks. - Please. This way. 202 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:28,129 The hotel porter assistant is an enemy agent! 203 00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:29,487 Please. Do not discuss. 204 00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:32,497 Go ahead. Stairway is over there. 205 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,728 What are you doing me? 206 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,489 Charles! Go to hell! - Hello, Hippie! Welcome! 207 00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:54,491 I introduce this gentleman to you,... 208 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,338 ...the agent of an enemy power you've unmasked,... 209 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,211 ...is our Tony. - Nice to meet you. 210 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:03,412 And that's our Rosalinda. - Nice to meet you. I'm the whore. 211 00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,651 Now me and you will have a talk. 212 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:12,336 Sorry, but, watching from far away, you looked like...- No worries. 213 00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:18,415 That's not a man of ours. 214 00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:22,657 He's definitively confirmed what we were suspecting. 215 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,816 We know everything about that neonazi. 216 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:28,931 Lucky you! I don't know and haven't understood anything,... 217 00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:31,608 ...least of all what kind of task you've assigned to me! 218 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:32,853 You're right. 219 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:38,257 You need for an explanation. - Yes, but quickly or I won't... 220 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:42,053 ...have the time to inform you if the neonazi has burped. 221 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,888 You've been charged with a test mission of no account. An exam. 222 00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:47,054 Another exam... 223 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,329 So, I must be under exams all life long! 224 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:54,328 But when I went to the mountains and shot, I was under no exams, damn! 225 00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:56,814 Here's our old Hippie! 226 00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,528 Maybe you'd have preferred I said to you immediately: 227 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:02,571 "There's a nazi bastard. Kill him!" - Oh, yes! 228 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,576 Well, I'll tell you now. 229 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:07,128 Hippie, kill him! 230 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,415 It's not that I won't have fun if I don't kill. 231 00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:17,656 You already had 4 people watching him! Get one of them to do it! 232 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:21,010 I need a man like you to kill a man of that kind. 233 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,851 Do you know what's the Black Spider? 234 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:27,288 It's a secret group funded by internazional neonazis. 235 00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:31,531 They want to cause the third world war shortly. 236 00:21:31,647 --> 00:21:33,934 The man you've been watching is their leader... 237 00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:36,414 ...and is American unfortunately. We must get rid of him,... 238 00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:39,611 ...but it has to look like a common murder, an accident,... 239 00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:42,970 ...as he's a highly visible man. 240 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:47,769 If you failed, our ideals, all that we've been fighting for,... 241 00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:50,049 ...would get lost. - Hell's bells! 242 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,249 Sorry if I'm mixing the sacred and the secular,... 243 00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:56,168 ...but it's a dangerous mission. Risk level 9. Fee is 100,000. 244 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,807 100,000? 245 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:03,408 Risk level 9, 100,000! And what will I do... 246 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:10,812 Ah, but 100,000...what's their name...- Dollars! 247 00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:13,653 Dollars! - Yes, they equal to... 248 00:22:13,847 --> 00:22:15,451 ...60 million Lire. - Yes, in Lire. 249 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,810 60 million. - One half right now and the other when the job is done. 250 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,931 It's no use that you deny, as I'd have to give them by force. 251 00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:24,768 What you can do! - Our rule is... 252 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,176 ...to pay a heavy price not only for a service,... 253 00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:31,770 ...but also for a mistake. Well, I don't mean you, sure. 254 00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:33,045 I'll give you what you need. Follow me. 255 00:22:36,715 --> 00:22:38,745 Oh, thanks. 256 00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:47,255 That's your own personal kit. - Thanks, I've got mine. 257 00:22:49,647 --> 00:22:51,331 No, this is different. 258 00:22:51,447 --> 00:22:52,733 Here're the usual things: 259 00:22:52,847 --> 00:22:56,613 ...gun, silencer, bullets, poisons, explosive suppositories... 260 00:22:56,927 --> 00:22:59,134 Only a shaving soap is missing. - Yes. 261 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:02,535 That's the self service. - What is this? 262 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,058 The self service. 263 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:05,578 Cyanide capsules. 264 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:11,291 If they capture and torture you, you bite and break it... 265 00:23:11,527 --> 00:23:14,417 ...and it's all over: death is certain in 20 seconds. 266 00:23:15,047 --> 00:23:16,412 Thanks for your concern. 267 00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:19,731 Now go home and stay tuned with the mini radio. 268 00:23:19,847 --> 00:23:21,895 Wait for our order to come into action. Bye, bye. 269 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,608 What are you searching? - I was looking if I forgot something... 270 00:23:27,727 --> 00:23:29,855 Ah! The dollars. - Ah, right. 271 00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:33,498 Will you count them? - No, I trust you. You divide. 272 00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:39,012 What are you doing? 273 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,888 One half right now and the other when the job is done. 274 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:45,328 That's how we use to do. - I didn't know. 275 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:47,928 What's up? 276 00:23:48,047 --> 00:23:51,130 Partisan, the German is on the valley. 277 00:23:51,247 --> 00:23:55,571 Let's break his balls... - Ok. Bye. 278 00:23:59,847 --> 00:24:01,008 Natale! - What? 279 00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:03,812 What's this stuff? - I told you not to open it! 280 00:24:03,927 --> 00:24:06,612 I knew you boggled. - What they want? Is it risky? 281 00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:10,209 Yes! To be a spy is trickier than a job at Registry! Don't touch! 282 00:24:10,327 --> 00:24:13,410 You make me worry. - No worries, you've to be calm. 283 00:24:13,527 --> 00:24:16,576 One can face a war alone with a case like that. 284 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:18,655 Everything's provided for. See this? 285 00:24:19,447 --> 00:24:23,577 You put it in your mouth. If they torture me and I feel I'll be ratting,... 286 00:24:23,727 --> 00:24:26,856 ...I'll bite it and be dead in 20 seconds! 287 00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:34,334 It's concentrated cyanide! Where can I put it? 288 00:24:34,447 --> 00:24:39,294 Natale! What do you have to do? - Nothing! Only to kill a man. 289 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,454 Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? 290 00:24:43,647 --> 00:24:46,048 Here's Phillip the Sparrow listening. Can you hear me? 291 00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:48,253 Are they speaking? 292 00:24:49,527 --> 00:24:52,007 The look on your face! - I'm not feeling fine. 293 00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:54,528 Natale! 294 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,215 Will you pay heed to me? - Again? 295 00:24:57,327 --> 00:25:00,376 You must not do that. - Keep quiet! 296 00:25:01,887 --> 00:25:03,651 I've no way out! 297 00:25:04,607 --> 00:25:06,814 Why shouldn't I have to do it? Explain! 298 00:25:06,927 --> 00:25:08,691 Because... - Keep quiet! 299 00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:12,136 I'm still the man I used to be, even if I'm white haired! 300 00:25:12,247 --> 00:25:13,692 I'm still Hippie! 301 00:25:17,607 --> 00:25:20,690 Also they and that guy are still the same! 302 00:25:21,007 --> 00:25:23,692 Why doesn't he have a swastika here and goose-step? 303 00:25:23,807 --> 00:25:26,458 Why do I have to kill him in cold blood? Who cares! 304 00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:30,290 Or maybe because once there was a war and I was given a medal? 305 00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:32,978 Now instead, if they catch me, I'll be sentenced to life! 306 00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:37,055 Who cares about that... - Natale... 307 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,897 Forget Natale! 308 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:41,214 Moreover, I'll waste 65 million Lire this way in your opinion,... 309 00:25:41,327 --> 00:25:43,534 ...when we can't find the way to pay the deli foods? 310 00:25:44,247 --> 00:25:46,170 How much do we owe the delicatessen owner? 311 00:25:46,287 --> 00:25:48,574 I've an idea to kill two birds with one stone. 312 00:25:48,687 --> 00:25:52,134 You'll make a good impression and keep your word but without... 313 00:25:52,807 --> 00:25:54,650 Without... - Without what? 314 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:57,657 I happen to meet people of any kind at the pawnshop. 315 00:25:57,767 --> 00:25:59,769 Come and see. Come. 316 00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:05,448 Who is? 317 00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:07,975 One who's ready to do it in your place. 318 00:26:08,327 --> 00:26:11,695 Did you tell it to a stranger? - I've only touched on it! 319 00:26:11,807 --> 00:26:13,047 No obligation! 320 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:16,331 If you don't like him, I'll send him away. - Forget sending him away! 321 00:26:17,687 --> 00:26:20,054 You choose one, tell him the whole thing and then send him away? 322 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:24,894 Why should he have to do it in my place? - For 50,000 dollars. 323 00:26:25,007 --> 00:26:26,816 We're still left with 50. 324 00:26:28,647 --> 00:26:30,217 Well... - Think about it. 325 00:26:45,287 --> 00:26:49,008 Does he drink oil? - I told you, he's frantic and ready to everything. 326 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:51,892 He's always in jail or at the hospital. He's in lack of fat. 327 00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:55,329 As a job he uses to make cars run over him to cheat insurance companies. 328 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,495 He's not afraid of anything and unscrupulous. 329 00:26:57,607 --> 00:27:00,087 At the pawnshop he hocked his mother's gold teeth! 330 00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:01,777 Dead? - No, she's still alive! 331 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:04,768 Talk to him at least. Let's go. - No, you stay here. 332 00:27:14,687 --> 00:27:15,848 Nice, aren't they? 333 00:27:22,327 --> 00:27:23,897 Good evening. - Good evening. 334 00:27:32,087 --> 00:27:35,011 The lady told me a man is to be murdered for 30 million Lire! 335 00:27:35,127 --> 00:27:36,970 Why are you screaming? - Aren't you deaf? 336 00:27:37,887 --> 00:27:39,969 No, it's a service radio. 337 00:27:41,247 --> 00:27:42,373 Speak quietly. 338 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:44,848 Yes, sir. 339 00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:50,649 Some questions to clarify. - I'll only ask questions. 340 00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:51,848 Yes, sir. 341 00:27:54,727 --> 00:27:56,616 What's your name? - Brass. 342 00:27:57,647 --> 00:27:59,411 Like the metal. 343 00:28:01,087 --> 00:28:02,134 Don't you like it? 344 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,976 Your age? - 34. 345 00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:10,167 But I look older. 346 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,373 Have you... 347 00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:22,490 ...other experiences about this ...kind of work? - No! 348 00:28:23,247 --> 00:28:25,568 No?! - But I will also explain why: 349 00:28:25,847 --> 00:28:28,930 ...I never found anybody giving me 30 million Lire! 350 00:28:31,247 --> 00:28:32,248 I see. 351 00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:34,132 Look into my eyes carefully... 352 00:28:34,327 --> 00:28:37,615 ...and just imagine the most desperate man ever. 353 00:28:37,767 --> 00:28:39,610 Did you imagine? - So what? 354 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:41,777 Well, I envy that man. 355 00:28:44,327 --> 00:28:45,658 Who died? 356 00:28:46,287 --> 00:28:49,177 Nobody. Why? - Why are you wearing mourning? 357 00:28:49,607 --> 00:28:52,338 No, it's for a hole. - Oh... 358 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:54,416 Got what's my condition? - Oh... 359 00:28:54,527 --> 00:28:56,734 I'm at the point that, if this were a bad joke and... 360 00:28:56,847 --> 00:29:00,374 ...there weren't those 30 million Lire, I could lose my temper! 361 00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:02,967 There're. Do you smoke? - No, thanks. 362 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,250 One half right now and the other later. 363 00:29:08,807 --> 00:29:10,650 So what? - Give me the money. 364 00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:15,496 I've already divided them: 50,000. - What about him? 365 00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:18,810 He'd do it even for 5,000. Megalomaniac! 366 00:29:25,407 --> 00:29:27,978 So, that's true! These are not the usual lies you're telling me! 367 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:31,330 Lawyer, God sees and judges me! - But that's half of it! 368 00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,050 One half right now and the other later. 369 00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:37,853 Arrigo, call Francalancia. Tell him we've won hands down... 370 00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:40,413 ...and they will refund the scratch on his car door and the light. 371 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:43,178 Do not let the token be heard. Insert it before they answer,... 372 00:29:43,287 --> 00:29:45,016 ...or it seems that we're calling from who knows where. 373 00:29:45,127 --> 00:29:48,336 But, if they don't answer, we'll waste 45 Lire. - So, dial first,... 374 00:29:48,447 --> 00:29:50,688 ...make sure they answer. Hang up, call again,... 375 00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:53,651 ...insert the token and say: "Lawyer Ramirez's office calling"! Got it? 376 00:29:54,807 --> 00:29:59,847 Lawyer, 30 million Lire! And I've no money to pay even a coffee! 377 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,049 Me too... 378 00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:05,978 The tokens have been inserted! 379 00:30:06,927 --> 00:30:08,372 The coffee is on me. 380 00:30:12,967 --> 00:30:15,049 What do you want from me? What I have to do with this? 381 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:19,768 Lawyer, you must put me in touch with Giuseppe De Dominicis. 382 00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:24,008 Who? - De Dominicis! The one who murdered the old tenor on Sunday! 383 00:30:24,127 --> 00:30:25,617 You must tell me where he's. 384 00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:28,493 What do I know? 385 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:31,688 Aren't you his lawyer? - So what? 386 00:30:31,807 --> 00:30:35,493 Am I his partner in crime maybe? Do I hide killers under my bed? 387 00:30:35,607 --> 00:30:40,056 Don't get angry! Listen to me! I'll pass the job and half the money to him. 388 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:44,138 He will go abroad and who will capture him? I'll give you 10%. 389 00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:47,568 Think about it. 390 00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:51,934 Yes, I did. - What? 391 00:30:52,047 --> 00:30:54,095 It doesn't work with De Dominicis. - Why? 392 00:30:54,207 --> 00:30:57,768 Police's hot on his heels, pictures of him are on papers, his eye's ruined. 393 00:30:57,887 --> 00:30:59,855 They will capture him immediately! No! 394 00:31:00,327 --> 00:31:04,855 You need a man above suspicion, out of your circle, with no criminal record. 395 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,493 Where will I find him? - We can find him! 396 00:31:07,647 --> 00:31:12,528 Every man has his own price and 25,000 dollars are a nice amount. 397 00:31:24,087 --> 00:31:25,213 Yes... 398 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,497 Yes, sir! What? 399 00:31:29,047 --> 00:31:31,095 Yes, I can hear you. 400 00:31:31,687 --> 00:31:33,052 I was listening. 401 00:31:33,687 --> 00:31:35,451 Sure, I'm ready. 402 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:37,453 Very ready! 403 00:31:38,047 --> 00:31:39,333 Is it for tomorrow? 404 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,248 Yes. 405 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,414 Yes. 406 00:31:44,927 --> 00:31:49,251 It's my business! Give me the green light, it's enough! How will I do? 407 00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:52,338 I've already got an organized and perfect plan! 408 00:31:53,127 --> 00:31:57,416 Who are you? Let me talk to ...Charles, the colonel. 409 00:31:57,767 --> 00:31:58,928 Well said. 410 00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:03,369 It's a mess. I must do it. - Why? Send the other man there! 411 00:32:03,487 --> 00:32:06,616 I can't. The assistant porter knows me and is waiting for me. 412 00:32:06,727 --> 00:32:09,048 Yes? I'm listening. Speak. 413 00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:12,088 I must not discuss your orders. Alright. 414 00:32:12,607 --> 00:32:15,531 Got it! 415 00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:19,055 Tomorrow at 7 a.m., dressed up like a chauffeur, I'll go to the car park... 416 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:23,729 ...in front of Arch of Janus. There I'll find a dark-blue limousine,... 417 00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:28,569 ...disguised as Herter car hiring, with license plate Naples 404347. 418 00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:32,049 Keys are under the seat. I must go to hotel Forum,... 419 00:32:32,247 --> 00:32:35,490 ...where the neonazi has hired a similar car for a trip to North. 420 00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:39,175 I'll be in touch with an agent of ours there, a well known assistant porter,... 421 00:32:39,287 --> 00:32:42,655 ...who'll deliver the victim to me. I'll have carte blanche on the highway. 422 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:45,936 It has to look like an accident. Easy! Over and out. 423 00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:56,656 No. I'll sit in front, close to you. - In front? - Yes. 424 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,054 Edward Stevens Jr. - Nice to meet you. 425 00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:02,416 Take. - Thanks. - You're welcome. 426 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:09,892 Have a good trip, sir. 427 00:34:29,327 --> 00:34:30,533 Engine's not working! 428 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,611 Perhaps a burned coil! 429 00:34:35,927 --> 00:34:37,611 There's a telephone luckily. 430 00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:41,494 I go and call my agency, which is not far from here, just 10 km. 431 00:34:41,887 --> 00:34:46,688 I'll make another car come. You stay here. - Yes. - Wait. 432 00:35:10,287 --> 00:35:11,413 Here I am. 433 00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:15,138 You've been quick. That old wreck? 434 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,328 But it's going very well! 435 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,451 Then, we're in countryside here, you, sir, must be satisfied with it. 436 00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:24,607 H! H is missing! - No, there's water, oil, everything! 437 00:35:24,727 --> 00:35:26,172 Sir, do you have a luggage? 438 00:35:27,607 --> 00:35:31,134 The H, asshole! "Herter": the first letter must be a H! 439 00:35:31,247 --> 00:35:33,614 What do you care? - Do you have the gun at least? 440 00:35:33,727 --> 00:35:35,536 Fully loaded! - Alright. 441 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:40,174 Can this car reach Florence? - Oh, till the end of the earth! 442 00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:42,290 To the other end too! Am I right? 443 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,373 See you and have a good trip! - Goodbye. 444 00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:52,696 No. - Yes. 445 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:43,693 Halt! Police! 446 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,334 Excuse me. 447 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,811 Good morning! Please may I see your license and registration? 448 00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:28,658 Who are you? - Traffic police in plain clothes. 449 00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:30,849 Excuse me, right now! Everything's in order. 450 00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:37,135 Look what's happening to me! 451 00:37:39,087 --> 00:37:41,294 You're not allowed to drive. - No?! Why? 452 00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:44,172 Flat tires, under the safety limit! 453 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:50,217 I'll go to Florence and change them, even if they're like new. 454 00:37:50,327 --> 00:37:54,093 If I tell you're not allowed to drive, you can't! - So, I won't! 455 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:58,978 I've got a customer. 456 00:38:01,087 --> 00:38:02,851 I've got a customer. - What? 457 00:38:04,487 --> 00:38:06,694 I've got a customer. 458 00:38:06,807 --> 00:38:09,253 Ah! I've to take my customer to Florence! 459 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,735 Do not ruin me, he's American! - Oh, all the worse! 460 00:38:12,847 --> 00:38:15,578 You're doing a car hiring service with a license of first degree. 461 00:38:15,687 --> 00:38:17,416 Double infraction! - Oh, great! 462 00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:21,657 You American? - Yeah. 463 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,498 - Traffic police. You understand Italian? - Yeah. 464 00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,578 He's not allowed to drive and is not in order. 465 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:29,371 It's dangerous, flat tires. 466 00:38:30,407 --> 00:38:33,934 I must go to Florence. It's important for me. 467 00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:37,136 I'll take you. I use to inspect and patrol till to Florence. 468 00:38:46,607 --> 00:38:48,450 Get in and take a seat. 469 00:39:06,207 --> 00:39:07,493 Let's fuel up? 470 00:39:40,567 --> 00:39:43,491 I shot him in his head. A little hole this tiny. 471 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,368 I went off the highway and threw him away. 472 00:39:48,047 --> 00:39:51,574 He passed with that fake policeman just 15' ago. - No! 473 00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:55,330 What's happened? Rotten! - God sees and judges me! 474 00:39:55,447 --> 00:39:59,247 I'm judging you! - Let me speak. He's a man of mine, not a cop! 475 00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,847 He will fix him, better, he must have already fixed him. 476 00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:06,058 A man of yours?! - If the job was done, why you care about how and who did it? 477 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,932 But it was a tricky mission and I put trust in you! 478 00:40:09,047 --> 00:40:10,412 Bad for you! 479 00:40:10,527 --> 00:40:12,336 Bad? - Oh, yes! 480 00:40:12,647 --> 00:40:15,935 Choosing me for such a thing means you're not informed on your men. 481 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:18,653 You had to tell me when we made the deal! 482 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:21,418 Would you have turned your nose up at 30 million Lire? - Well... 483 00:40:21,527 --> 00:40:22,688 Yes! 484 00:40:25,687 --> 00:40:29,169 Be patient, Honourable. I chose the right man,... 485 00:40:29,287 --> 00:40:31,893 ...the one who commits any crime and kills! 486 00:40:32,047 --> 00:40:33,811 Who is? - My lawyer. 487 00:40:34,527 --> 00:40:36,848 Why? Is your lawyer a killer? - Yes, he's! 488 00:40:38,127 --> 00:40:40,971 Let's try to solve this mystery. 489 00:40:42,727 --> 00:40:44,138 Well,... 490 00:40:44,647 --> 00:40:48,777 ...electric contacts in order. Let's look at the carburation. 491 00:40:49,687 --> 00:40:53,408 May I help you? - No, thanks. 492 00:40:55,407 --> 00:40:57,216 Carburation is in order. 493 00:41:03,887 --> 00:41:06,288 The whole thing stinks. Smell! 494 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:16,688 No. 495 00:41:18,207 --> 00:41:19,208 No... 496 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:23,137 Oh! 497 00:41:23,927 --> 00:41:25,975 Is the petrol over maybe? 498 00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:28,853 I've been suspecting for a while the marker were not working... 499 00:41:28,967 --> 00:41:31,698 ...and if we remain with no petrol, in this kind of Sahara... 500 00:41:33,687 --> 00:41:36,008 What's up? Who did close it this way? 501 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,770 Maybe that youngster has got a wrench? Right? 502 00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:43,609 Listen, have you got a wrench? - Yes. 503 00:41:48,487 --> 00:41:51,252 Where's De Dominicis? - He's given yourself up at 5 a.m. this morning. 504 00:41:51,367 --> 00:41:52,812 What? - He passed everything to me. 505 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,611 Pretend that you're searching. - Are you crazy? 506 00:41:54,727 --> 00:41:57,537 No worries. I'm his brother. I'll do that job! 507 00:41:57,647 --> 00:42:00,491 We could pay a real lawyer with those 6 million then! 508 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:04,492 But you could have picked up a normal car, couldn't you? 509 00:42:04,607 --> 00:42:06,848 I'm a nurse, I got this. 510 00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:09,618 How will I persuade him to get on the ambulance in your opinion? 511 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:11,536 Where will I put the luggage? 512 00:42:15,007 --> 00:42:16,497 Well... 513 00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:20,814 Right, I was going to ask the gentleman... 514 00:42:20,967 --> 00:42:23,811 The gentleman is just going to Florence and... 515 00:42:24,527 --> 00:42:27,451 If you're satisfied... - Sure he will! 516 00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:31,049 Let's help him out with luggage. - Give me! - I'll do. 517 00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:38,968 Me here. 518 00:42:43,967 --> 00:42:45,696 See? - Just as well. 519 00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:50,698 See you. Have a good trip. And excuse me if... 520 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:57,808 Here's the lawyer's car. He's already arrived. 521 00:43:03,327 --> 00:43:05,534 He's eating. See how calm he's? 522 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:12,489 So what? How did things go? Done? - What? 523 00:43:13,407 --> 00:43:17,128 Done what? I don't get it. - He's that Honourable. 524 00:43:17,487 --> 00:43:20,855 I had to tell him our agreement and he, rightly,.... 525 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:22,969 ...wants to be reassured directly. 526 00:43:26,487 --> 00:43:27,568 Very glad. 527 00:43:27,727 --> 00:43:31,170 Lawyer Ramirez. Take a seat. 528 00:43:38,087 --> 00:43:39,088 So what? 529 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:47,214 I emptied the gun magazine against his belly. 530 00:43:49,567 --> 00:43:51,729 He was collapsing like a puppet. 531 00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:57,247 Do not ask me for other details,... 532 00:43:57,687 --> 00:43:59,655 ...you'll read them on the newspapers tomorrow. 533 00:44:00,567 --> 00:44:06,609 Sitting at that café, I was not thinking of you. 534 00:44:08,087 --> 00:44:11,296 All of a sudden she... - Now you must tell me everything! 535 00:44:11,647 --> 00:44:15,777 Oh! Calm down! What are you doing? - Drive and speak! 536 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:18,174 Who are you? Who's your boss? 537 00:44:18,607 --> 00:44:21,338 What do yo want to do me? Speak! 538 00:44:23,207 --> 00:44:25,335 A double grappa. - A double grappa. 539 00:44:34,567 --> 00:44:36,774 A double grappa. - A double... 540 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,014 Hippie! 541 00:44:39,527 --> 00:44:42,212 Don't you remember me? - No. - I was with the fascists! 542 00:44:42,327 --> 00:44:44,648 You were with the partisans! You were about to hang me, then... 543 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:48,374 ...I shitted myself and you stopped everything as it was disgusting. 544 00:44:48,487 --> 00:44:52,253 Sorry, but I had to let you recognize me. I've a deal just made for you. 545 00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:55,098 Will you get rid of a neonazi for 1,000 dollars? 546 00:44:55,207 --> 00:44:56,777 One half now and the other after. 547 00:44:56,887 --> 00:45:00,369 I won't earn anything: I'll give you what I'm given. Come! 548 00:45:12,647 --> 00:45:13,648 Oil! 549 00:45:13,927 --> 00:45:16,009 Do you know that gentleman? 550 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,778 No, I haven't had the pleasure. 551 00:45:20,647 --> 00:45:22,012 And these ones? 552 00:45:23,527 --> 00:45:26,053 A nurse has passed the job to me! 553 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:27,407 What?! 554 00:45:28,687 --> 00:45:30,894 I did what you did... 555 00:45:59,607 --> 00:46:01,575 Can I know how many we're at least? 556 00:46:01,807 --> 00:46:05,448 I admit I made the job over but not to this wreck! 557 00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:09,094 I've made it over to a strong boy. - Who passed the job to him, though,... 558 00:46:09,207 --> 00:46:10,572 ...if there're no other people! 559 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:12,928 Do not dramatize, we still keep everything up and running. 560 00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:15,448 This gentleman has taken his responsibility. 561 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,695 Well, he will go and keep his word! 562 00:46:17,807 --> 00:46:21,175 You didn't kill him for 50,000 dollars, must I do it for 2,000? 563 00:46:21,287 --> 00:46:23,255 Alright. I'll take the job back. 564 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:27,610 Where did he have to pass him? - At Alberobello's car park. 565 00:46:27,727 --> 00:46:29,616 Did you have a plan? - Very cool! 566 00:46:29,727 --> 00:46:33,527 He pretends the ambulance breaks down and I stop and drop him off. 567 00:46:35,687 --> 00:46:39,294 Actually 4 trasfers and 3 breakdowns in not even 58 km... 568 00:46:40,087 --> 00:46:44,570 You have no imagination! I invented the signaling disk at least! - C'mon. 569 00:46:45,407 --> 00:46:46,647 Give me the gun. 570 00:46:46,767 --> 00:46:49,418 I gave it to the lawyer! - I gave it to De Dominicis! 571 00:46:50,247 --> 00:46:53,410 So, you've got it. - I sold it, along with the case. 572 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:57,088 Otherwise how could I get the vehicle? 573 00:46:57,207 --> 00:46:59,653 Don't give up. Don't blame me for excessive optimism, but... 574 00:46:59,767 --> 00:47:03,453 ...I'm sure that boy of mine had surely a moment of weakness... 575 00:47:03,567 --> 00:47:06,571 ...but now, as he doesn't see him coming, will act in his behalf,... 576 00:47:06,687 --> 00:47:08,655 ...do his duty... 577 00:47:10,047 --> 00:47:13,176 Here's him! What I told you? He's already back! 578 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,177 See how he killed him? 579 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:46,897 We're just fine now! 580 00:47:47,087 --> 00:47:50,409 Who charged me with this job doesn't play. Those ones kill! 581 00:47:50,527 --> 00:47:53,178 Who's mistaken will pay and they will kill all of us. 582 00:47:54,767 --> 00:47:56,656 May I? - Please, miss. 583 00:47:57,127 --> 00:48:00,529 So, if you say so, you know what? I don't know you. 584 00:48:01,287 --> 00:48:04,928 I'll give the advance back to the one who gave me and call it quits. 585 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:10,090 Well, I'll do the same and no hard feelings. 586 00:48:13,047 --> 00:48:15,778 You've already got mine. Bye, Hippie! 587 00:48:27,247 --> 00:48:28,487 Is it you, Elvira? 588 00:48:29,487 --> 00:48:30,488 Elvira! 589 00:48:33,847 --> 00:48:35,087 Blast you... 590 00:48:37,807 --> 00:48:38,808 I apologize. 591 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:54,248 Good evening. 592 00:48:57,047 --> 00:48:59,129 Elvira, haven't you realized that I'm in danger? 593 00:48:59,247 --> 00:49:02,137 I've been waiting for you for two days with money and passport! 594 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,569 How could I call you? Is there a telephone in the burial cell? 595 00:49:04,687 --> 00:49:05,813 What? 596 00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:08,977 On the newspaper of today? Impossible. 597 00:49:09,807 --> 00:49:11,047 Excuse me, I'll call you later. 598 00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:14,535 Do you have the telephone of today? - What? 599 00:49:15,407 --> 00:49:16,818 Excuse me for a moment! 600 00:49:18,925 --> 00:49:23,100 A MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT AN AMERICAN BURNED TO DEATH 601 00:50:38,447 --> 00:50:41,929 Professor, how long will your treatment take? 602 00:50:42,047 --> 00:50:44,129 Oh...24 hours. 603 00:50:44,287 --> 00:50:45,812 24 hours at most. 604 00:50:46,247 --> 00:50:48,818 Can I send the patient tomorrow in the morning? 605 00:50:48,927 --> 00:50:51,692 Sure. 606 00:50:53,847 --> 00:50:56,327 Hello? - Is it you, Charles? 607 00:50:57,367 --> 00:50:59,449 Sure, you can talk, I'm totally alone! 608 00:50:59,567 --> 00:51:02,491 Not even my wife is here. You've already heard about it. 609 00:51:02,887 --> 00:51:07,097 Oh, it's on any English paper! Well, a clean little job, yes. 610 00:51:07,887 --> 00:51:11,528 There's no hurry for that. You don't run away, do you? 611 00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:15,811 Alright, as you like. Agreed. Bye. 612 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,249 Will they pay? - Sure, they will. 613 00:51:18,447 --> 00:51:20,051 They will pay, lawyer! - Well done! 614 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,169 Hey! Aren't you happy? 615 00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:23,493 Honourable! 616 00:51:24,447 --> 00:51:27,132 The boy deserves a medal. - Yes? 617 00:51:27,247 --> 00:51:30,456 Will you please consider that this boy, introduced by me,.. 618 00:51:30,567 --> 00:51:33,810 ...got rid of him? How? He risked his own life! 619 00:51:33,927 --> 00:51:37,648 Overwhelmed by his foe, he frees himself, kills and hides him,... 620 00:51:37,767 --> 00:51:39,371 ...steals a 850. - A 600! - Yes, a 600. 621 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:41,694 He loads the corpse on the car, gets rid of him and is back! 622 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:45,493 He made a Giottesque portrait! - Yes, but what's the point? 623 00:51:45,607 --> 00:51:47,336 About how much we'll pocket. - How much? 624 00:51:47,447 --> 00:51:50,576 The half of what I get, the half of the half of what he gets,... 625 00:51:50,687 --> 00:51:53,531 ...the half of the half of the half of what you get. - So what? 626 00:51:54,047 --> 00:51:57,938 He will pocket less than us! Doing so seems fair to me. 627 00:51:58,047 --> 00:52:02,177 Speak! - The cake...snip snip! 628 00:52:02,967 --> 00:52:06,449 Lawyer, I didn't get it... - Please. - What's snip snip? 629 00:52:06,567 --> 00:52:07,978 Snip snip! 630 00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:13,613 The cake! 4 equal parts! - The towel! - Please. 631 00:52:13,807 --> 00:52:17,095 We're actually 5. Who is out? - You. - Why? 632 00:52:17,247 --> 00:52:20,217 You're neither instigator nor perpetrator, sold the gun and... 633 00:52:20,327 --> 00:52:22,489 ...were about to jeopardize everything. What have you to do with it? 634 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:27,568 So you'll pocket 25,000 dollars, instead of 12,500. Very well! 635 00:52:27,847 --> 00:52:30,054 I didn't think about it. - May I? 636 00:52:33,927 --> 00:52:34,974 Where are you going? 637 00:52:35,847 --> 00:52:38,373 To the police. - Nice idea! Why? 638 00:52:38,487 --> 00:52:42,094 Given that I'm neither instigator nor perpetrator, what will I risk? 639 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:45,894 2 years! - If you defend me, 3! I don't know about you. 640 00:52:46,007 --> 00:52:48,772 Sure, you're a cool criminal conspiracy. 641 00:52:48,887 --> 00:52:52,175 I knew that! 642 00:52:52,287 --> 00:52:55,177 Where are you going? - Let's reflect! 643 00:52:55,727 --> 00:52:59,971 See that? I'm in? - Enough! Divide everything in equal parts,... 644 00:53:00,087 --> 00:53:02,852 ...you're all killers for now! - Are you crazy? Cut it out! 645 00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:05,049 Killers like him! - Why do you have it in for me? 646 00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:09,058 Killers! - Enough! - All killers! Me too! 647 00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:13,530 Keep quiet, they can hear you! Stupid! 648 00:53:15,047 --> 00:53:17,334 And you too, enough! You got on my nerves! Get out! 649 00:53:17,607 --> 00:53:20,611 I only know him. Tomorrow they will give the other half of the dollars,... 650 00:53:20,727 --> 00:53:23,492 ...I'll give his part and you'll divide it as you like! - Well done! 651 00:53:23,607 --> 00:53:24,813 Give me your dollars! 652 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,374 Keep still! 653 00:53:26,607 --> 00:53:27,608 Why? 654 00:53:29,007 --> 00:53:32,295 Because they told me to take them to London to draw the rest. 655 00:53:32,407 --> 00:53:34,774 To London?! - What we're left with? 656 00:53:35,247 --> 00:53:36,533 You have to trust me. 657 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:40,817 With all the money in your hands! - Oh, no! 658 00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:45,087 So I'll draw only mine and give your half dollars back... 659 00:53:45,207 --> 00:53:47,414 ...which you'll use as cigarette papers! 660 00:53:50,687 --> 00:53:51,688 Give them to him! 661 00:53:51,807 --> 00:53:54,936 What's this mistrust? - He will cheat us and no longer be back! 662 00:53:55,047 --> 00:53:58,733 I would swear to the Honourable and I invite also you to do that. 663 00:53:59,047 --> 00:54:02,369 Do not worry. You did your part, let me do. 664 00:54:02,487 --> 00:54:05,457 I tell you to give them to him, do it! 665 00:54:07,047 --> 00:54:09,778 Good morning! - Ciro, you're always late! 666 00:54:09,887 --> 00:54:11,571 Oh, the traffic. - Yes... 667 00:54:11,687 --> 00:54:13,974 Listen, at 10 a.m. I'll pop round to a place. 668 00:54:14,087 --> 00:54:17,569 Fabricate a lie for the head nurse: you're in love with him almost like me! 669 00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:24,298 A piece is missing! - They must have picked him up! - No! 670 00:54:25,327 --> 00:54:26,977 He must be in the burial chamber. 671 00:54:27,087 --> 00:54:29,567 But he has already checked! How many are they? 672 00:54:29,687 --> 00:54:33,055 There's only the fatty. - So, I must have eaten him! 673 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:36,774 Let's count again! - Forget counting! They were 18: 674 00:54:36,887 --> 00:54:39,458 ...I sent 3 to the university for the students,.. 675 00:54:39,567 --> 00:54:43,253 ...I dissected 2 men and 1 woman, 3 were taken by their families. 676 00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:44,812 How many are they? - 9! 677 00:54:44,967 --> 00:54:48,414 Add the fatty and the intoxicated man who's under autopsy knife. How many? 678 00:54:48,527 --> 00:54:53,772 11! 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17. 679 00:54:53,887 --> 00:54:55,491 A corpse is missing! 680 00:55:00,287 --> 00:55:02,608 To the airport, international arrivals. 681 00:55:19,647 --> 00:55:21,888 My husband has left! - Just a moment! 682 00:55:26,007 --> 00:55:28,533 I told you... Oh my! Who is? 683 00:55:29,007 --> 00:55:30,657 Come in! 684 00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:35,254 Madam, don't boggle. I'll explain everything. 685 00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:36,892 We can be seen here! Down! 686 00:55:37,047 --> 00:55:40,017 Let's go over there! Come, madam! Keep calm. 687 00:55:41,567 --> 00:55:42,568 Take! 688 00:55:42,767 --> 00:55:44,576 You'll see how nice surprise! 689 00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,647 Here he is. See that I'm not a murderer? 690 00:55:56,647 --> 00:55:58,934 Madam, what are you doing? That's not the moment! 691 00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:03,248 Damn! She has fainted. Down, they can see us here! 692 00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:05,608 Listen, remember: 693 00:56:05,727 --> 00:56:08,776 ...she has to think her husband agrees. Let her recover her senses. 694 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:11,777 Throw some water on her face. Tell her you've to stay here,... 695 00:56:11,887 --> 00:56:15,050 ...you must be hidden here until they will pay. 696 00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:17,852 Where else could I place you? I can't at the hospital. 697 00:56:17,967 --> 00:56:20,573 Then she's good. She was sorry for your passing. 698 00:56:20,687 --> 00:56:21,927 I have to go. They're waiting for me. Bye! 699 00:56:31,367 --> 00:56:32,732 Are you feeling better? 700 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:39,093 Yes, thanks. 701 00:56:39,607 --> 00:56:42,178 Italian papers? - No, only English. 702 00:56:42,887 --> 00:56:44,013 Never mind. 703 00:56:48,607 --> 00:56:53,374 Do you happen to have a pencil? Pencil? - Yes. 704 00:56:53,687 --> 00:56:54,848 Here. 705 00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:04,056 What are you doing? - Who will let you go? 706 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,014 May I close the door? - Yes, please do. 707 00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:13,253 What are you writing? 708 00:57:14,207 --> 00:57:17,131 I'm translating a sentence of fundamental importance. 709 00:57:40,447 --> 00:57:43,371 Change of program. Bring him to the office here right now. 710 00:57:43,487 --> 00:57:46,172 No, not to Wollenkampf's. Here. There're big news. 711 00:57:52,967 --> 00:57:55,447 Good morning! Don't you recognize me? - Who are you? 712 00:57:55,567 --> 00:57:59,014 Phillip The Sparrow. - Oh, it's you! Will you follow me, please? 713 00:58:20,407 --> 00:58:22,409 Mister, read this note! 714 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:34,256 To the second floor. Charles is waiting for you. - Thanks. 715 00:58:49,287 --> 00:58:52,848 I go to the bridge, you to the door... 716 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:56,335 ...and the two of you to the rear! If he tries to escape, whistle! 717 00:58:56,967 --> 00:59:00,210 What are you doing? Run! 718 00:59:02,127 --> 00:59:03,458 Hello, cheerful! 719 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,016 Hello! 720 00:59:06,807 --> 00:59:09,174 Dear Charles, mission accomplished! 721 00:59:10,607 --> 00:59:13,008 It was a bit hard, but I made it. 722 00:59:13,807 --> 00:59:14,854 Here I am. 723 00:59:15,367 --> 00:59:19,497 I've brought the base money... What a nice day! 724 00:59:20,087 --> 00:59:21,418 Where will I put this? 725 00:59:21,847 --> 00:59:24,088 Hey! Look who's here! How are you? 726 00:59:24,567 --> 00:59:27,810 Who will check? Will I count? Will I? Do you trust me, don't you? 727 00:59:28,927 --> 00:59:30,213 Hippie. - Yes? 728 00:59:31,287 --> 00:59:34,131 You'd have to explain a detail. - Yes, which one? 729 00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:39,252 You read the papers today? - No, only English papers on the plane. 730 00:59:39,647 --> 00:59:43,413 Why? - Instead I've got also the Italian ones. 731 00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:48,294 What they say? - They report the results from the autopsy of your...man. 732 00:59:48,647 --> 00:59:51,048 Even if they discovered he didn't die by a car accident,... 733 00:59:51,167 --> 00:59:53,090 ...they will never catch me. Do not worry. 734 00:59:53,207 --> 00:59:57,292 I won't worry when you explain how and why... 735 00:59:57,407 --> 01:00:00,172 ...the corpse of the man you'd have killed... 736 01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:03,288 ...had been pregnant for 4 months! 737 01:00:07,527 --> 01:00:08,688 What have you said? 738 01:00:08,847 --> 01:00:14,456 How does the corpse of that man turn out to be a woman?! 739 01:00:15,447 --> 01:00:17,654 What are you saying? - Read it by yourself! 740 01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:21,214 Let's read. 741 01:00:40,247 --> 01:00:41,578 What have you read? 742 01:00:42,407 --> 01:00:44,853 They don't even talk about women here, excuse me. 743 01:00:47,127 --> 01:00:49,368 It's clearly about a man. Look! 744 01:00:49,767 --> 01:00:53,249 "The corpse pulled out of the smashed car still burning... 745 01:00:53,367 --> 01:00:55,131 ...belonged to a man"! 746 01:00:55,487 --> 01:00:58,570 Read you too! Have you read? Can't you read Italian? 747 01:00:58,687 --> 01:01:03,534 It says clearly it's a man and so it can't be a pregnant woman. 748 01:01:03,647 --> 01:01:07,094 It can't be clearer than that! It says "man" 4 times, there's also his picture! 749 01:01:07,207 --> 01:01:11,531 You speak Italian but never learned it, dear Charles. Read it carefully! 750 01:01:11,647 --> 01:01:13,217 Let it be translated! 751 01:01:19,607 --> 01:01:21,291 I thought there was the water. 752 01:01:29,007 --> 01:01:33,934 Ciro, he's below you and is running away with the money! Stop him! 753 01:02:19,327 --> 01:02:23,127 No, I've thought over it. Thanks. I no longer go there and go with you. 754 01:03:00,287 --> 01:03:03,928 I've caught him! - Not at all! I'll punch you! Wretch! 755 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:07,688 You're running away with the money! - You could take a man's corpse! 756 01:03:07,807 --> 01:03:10,208 It was dark, I couldn't see! - Even a pregnant woman! 757 01:03:35,847 --> 01:03:38,578 You've been condemned to 5 days in jail... 758 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,815 ...for public nuisance. 759 01:03:48,767 --> 01:03:51,816 How are 10 pounds converted in Lire? - What you care? You've no Lire anyway! 760 01:03:53,847 --> 01:03:55,178 Interpreter. 761 01:03:55,967 --> 01:03:57,048 Yes. 762 01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:03,571 How much is all this? 763 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,332 It's about 6 pounds. 764 01:04:08,367 --> 01:04:09,937 He cannot reach it either. 765 01:04:21,007 --> 01:04:22,008 And now? 766 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:24,374 What is this? - 500 Italian Lire. 767 01:04:24,687 --> 01:04:26,416 How much are they worth? - Little. 768 01:04:27,327 --> 01:04:29,728 Alright, I'll be staying in jail for 2 days and be paying 3! 769 01:04:34,647 --> 01:04:37,093 I ask leave to speak. - I object. - We don't! 770 01:04:44,607 --> 01:04:47,611 Your Honour, to set my and your minds at ease, if you consider... 771 01:04:47,727 --> 01:04:51,777 ...appropriate to assign me to a cell parted from them,... 772 01:04:52,447 --> 01:04:53,448 ...I won't take offence. No, right? 773 01:05:59,207 --> 01:06:00,538 Hello, Charles? 774 01:06:00,767 --> 01:06:02,007 Are you angry? 775 01:06:03,367 --> 01:06:06,132 Well, you'd better calm down and listen to me. 776 01:06:06,607 --> 01:06:09,338 I know where's the nazi for sure! I know that and you don't! 777 01:06:09,527 --> 01:06:13,088 I'll find, catch, torture, butcher you and make you talk! 778 01:06:13,207 --> 01:06:16,416 You leave me alone and I'll supply you with him dead in two days. 779 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,538 Where do you want the corpse? 780 01:06:19,647 --> 01:06:22,571 At St. Peter's square? Well, let's change the place! 781 01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:25,170 Alright, at St. Peter's square. 782 01:06:26,967 --> 01:06:30,414 Anyway, you can't do anything, you've no other choice. 783 01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:33,576 Will you do a thing? Start to stick the half dollars! 784 01:06:35,287 --> 01:06:37,938 Honourable, have they renewed our mandate? 785 01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:52,249 Why that look on your faces? 786 01:06:52,607 --> 01:06:55,656 The honourable has rejected us, and even rightly! 787 01:06:56,127 --> 01:06:58,733 If only we didn't have only an expulsion order for 5 people,... 788 01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:01,737 ...we should free him from our presence too! 789 01:07:02,087 --> 01:07:04,533 In the meanwhile he's decided to kill him by himself, hasn't he? 790 01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,811 But God sees and judges me, it's not fair! 791 01:07:12,927 --> 01:07:16,693 He will find him easily at his house. It's not his credit. - It's mine! 792 01:07:16,807 --> 01:07:18,969 Sure! - It's everybody's credit! - Sure, it's group's credit! 793 01:07:19,087 --> 01:07:21,772 It's like getting into the roost and wringing a chicken's neck. 794 01:07:32,567 --> 01:07:35,218 Honourable! - What? 795 01:07:35,327 --> 01:07:36,328 Listen to me. 796 01:07:36,847 --> 01:07:38,087 Another proposition. 797 01:07:38,447 --> 01:07:39,653 As always,... 798 01:07:40,367 --> 01:07:43,894 ...5 equal parts. You'll have the 20% of the profit,... 799 01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:47,648 ...but the 80% of the odds that another one will do the job. 800 01:07:48,527 --> 01:07:50,928 Do you propose casting lots to me? - Yes. 801 01:07:51,047 --> 01:07:53,653 We're all determined. It depends on you. Destiny will decide. 802 01:07:53,767 --> 01:07:55,690 5 names into the hat! - 4! 803 01:07:56,327 --> 01:07:59,456 What? We're 5! - You're 4! 804 01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:01,808 I'll keep out. 805 01:08:02,327 --> 01:08:04,489 Take or leave. Report. 806 01:08:05,687 --> 01:08:07,496 But this is putting the squeeze on us! 807 01:08:07,607 --> 01:08:10,690 If it's so, no need to report! I'll decide for everyone! 808 01:08:10,807 --> 01:08:13,651 We'll be back to our first position. - Which one? 809 01:08:13,767 --> 01:08:17,488 The blackmail: you'll kill him and we know that. 810 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:20,734 Well, I'll give you the first answer too. 811 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,737 I won't kill him and nobody will get anything. 812 01:08:23,887 --> 01:08:25,696 Not even you. - Not even me. 813 01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:27,088 Nice crap! 814 01:08:30,327 --> 01:08:31,408 Kid! 815 01:08:31,887 --> 01:08:32,888 Kid! 816 01:08:33,287 --> 01:08:37,531 Will you play with me? Do you like my hat, don't you? 817 01:08:38,927 --> 01:08:42,648 Madam, will you lend the child to me just for a little game? Thanks. 818 01:08:42,847 --> 01:08:44,008 Hup! 819 01:08:44,247 --> 01:08:45,453 Grab the hat! 820 01:08:52,687 --> 01:08:57,136 1, 2, 3, 4... 821 01:08:57,767 --> 01:09:00,577 ...and 5. Will you mix please? 822 01:09:06,527 --> 01:09:08,973 Choose one note only. 823 01:09:11,487 --> 01:09:12,488 Thanks. 824 01:09:12,687 --> 01:09:15,531 And the game? - It's over. Go to your mum now. 825 01:09:29,527 --> 01:09:30,528 It's not valid. 826 01:09:31,807 --> 01:09:34,936 How is it not valid? - Why? - Because it was you! - No. 827 01:09:35,207 --> 01:09:37,528 Why? - It was you! - Who was, if not you? 828 01:09:37,887 --> 01:09:42,256 Nobody knows. We have to do it again. You'll never know. It was like this. 829 01:09:42,367 --> 01:09:46,167 How? - Like this and that's enough. Or I'll do it by myself. 830 01:09:46,287 --> 01:09:50,292 What line of reasoning! And he even threw my bowler off! 831 01:09:55,327 --> 01:09:58,809 This is the last drawing. It will be how it goes. We're at Civitavecchia! 832 01:10:01,247 --> 01:10:04,137 Long! - So what? 833 01:10:07,927 --> 01:10:11,852 Long for me too! - Oh! Or we will call it off again, won't we? 834 01:10:25,007 --> 01:10:26,850 One cognac! 835 01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:30,012 Quick, there's a gentleman who's sick! 836 01:10:35,487 --> 01:10:37,330 C'mon, do not behave childishly. 837 01:10:37,447 --> 01:10:38,812 It might be the turn of any of us. 838 01:10:39,807 --> 01:10:41,457 Which small window? 839 01:10:42,527 --> 01:10:46,054 The last one! It's the only one! - Can't you see it? - At 8th floor! 840 01:10:46,607 --> 01:10:49,213 Are you sure? - What? It's my house! 841 01:10:55,687 --> 01:10:58,452 Does it shoot? - What?! It's my brother's gun! 842 01:10:58,767 --> 01:11:00,371 But it has no silencer! 843 01:11:00,487 --> 01:11:03,297 You put a cushion on his face and shoot through it. 844 01:11:03,328 --> 01:11:04,693 I know that it has the same effect. 845 01:11:04,807 --> 01:11:07,102 To pull out the cushion from behind his head and put it on him? 846 01:11:07,107 --> 01:11:08,732 Don't you think he will wake up? 847 01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:12,215 There's a little cushion on the sofa, at the entrance. Take that! 848 01:11:12,327 --> 01:11:15,774 Where is he sleeping? - It's dawning! - On a camp bed in the corridor! 849 01:11:15,887 --> 01:11:19,528 Lawyer, if it were like fun, I'd have come without drawing straws! 850 01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:22,173 It's dawning! - Alright, calm! I go. 851 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:26,687 Is there a lift? 852 01:11:26,807 --> 01:11:29,458 Yes, 10 Lire are needed. - I haven't got them! 853 01:11:31,407 --> 01:11:34,138 Who has got 10 Lire? - I've got 5. - I haven't got them. 854 01:11:34,727 --> 01:11:37,378 Oh! No, it's a penny. But go on foot! 855 01:11:37,487 --> 01:11:41,014 8 floors! My heart will be thumping, my hand will be trembling. 856 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:43,818 How is that possible with this? - Rotten! - Enough! 857 01:11:43,927 --> 01:11:45,338 I'll kill you! 858 01:11:48,967 --> 01:11:50,048 C'mon! 859 01:12:04,247 --> 01:12:05,408 Where are going? 860 01:12:06,807 --> 01:12:09,856 We go whoring. - Do you really think it's the right moment? 861 01:12:10,327 --> 01:12:13,217 It's for our alibi! - We'll ask someone what's the time. 862 01:12:15,727 --> 01:12:18,936 Let's go. - Hey! There's a car! 863 01:12:22,127 --> 01:12:25,415 Excuse us! Don't you know what's the time, please? 864 01:12:26,287 --> 01:12:28,255 It's ten past three. 865 01:12:28,567 --> 01:12:34,017 You said it's ten past three? Thanks! - Look at us carefully. We're here. 866 01:12:34,127 --> 01:12:37,336 I'm like that. He has got a beard. He's that handsome boy. 867 01:12:37,447 --> 01:12:39,097 And this gentleman... - Quiet! 868 01:12:39,207 --> 01:12:41,687 I had told to your boss to leave me alone! 869 01:12:41,807 --> 01:12:43,172 We're only awaiting. 870 01:13:41,007 --> 01:13:42,008 He has gone away. 871 01:13:57,327 --> 01:13:58,374 Oh! 872 01:14:02,087 --> 01:14:03,213 The signal! 873 01:14:12,287 --> 01:14:13,334 So what? 874 01:14:14,007 --> 01:14:15,008 Done? 875 01:14:16,407 --> 01:14:17,454 Who knows? 876 01:14:20,967 --> 01:14:22,617 What? Haven't you killed him? 877 01:14:23,247 --> 01:14:25,409 No! - I thought so. 878 01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:32,458 But you made the signal! - There're some news. 879 01:14:32,567 --> 01:14:34,490 Has he gone away? - No. 880 01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:41,295 Rather, I'd say he's...settled down. - Why didn't you shoot? 881 01:14:43,007 --> 01:14:47,331 Well, because I was afraid to hit your wife while sleeping. 882 01:14:47,527 --> 01:14:49,530 What she has to do with it? 883 01:14:49,535 --> 01:14:51,930 If he sleeps in the corridor and my wife in bedroom... 884 01:14:55,047 --> 01:14:56,970 What's happening? - He's a cheated-on husband! 885 01:15:03,935 --> 01:15:05,935 That's not true, it's just an excuse. 886 01:15:06,725 --> 01:15:10,365 You're a liar. - No, I wish. 887 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:15,005 Things like these may happen. That's why I didn't shoot. 888 01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:18,505 It's your turn. I didn't want to deprive you of this sacrosanct right. 889 01:15:19,970 --> 01:15:23,800 And, from a certain point of view, it's a bit just what the doctor ordered. 890 01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:29,340 Which doctor? - Anything may happen, it'll always be a honor killing. 891 01:15:30,647 --> 01:15:33,173 We still have the law section no. 58, thanks to God! 892 01:15:34,847 --> 01:15:38,135 The gun! - No! By my own hands! 893 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:41,496 I'll strangle that whore, that slut! 894 01:15:41,927 --> 01:15:44,658 What, will he strangle a whore? - He will kill his wife! 895 01:15:50,247 --> 01:15:52,932 No, Natale, please! 896 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:54,777 Do not hurt me! 897 01:15:59,127 --> 01:16:01,573 Oh! No! Help! - Clear off! 898 01:16:03,087 --> 01:16:05,408 No! - I'll kill you! 899 01:16:05,607 --> 01:16:06,893 Here he is! 900 01:16:07,327 --> 01:16:08,328 Let me go! 901 01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:09,773 Stop him! 902 01:16:12,967 --> 01:16:16,210 Stop him, boy! - No, Natale! Help! 903 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:18,495 Honourable, you're missing the target! 904 01:16:19,407 --> 01:16:22,536 First him, as long as you're rash! Him! 905 01:16:24,047 --> 01:16:27,529 Honourable! Are you going mad? You'll carry out a slaughter! 906 01:16:27,647 --> 01:16:31,094 One dead is enough! - No! It's me! I'm Femore! 907 01:16:31,727 --> 01:16:34,810 Honourable! Pay heed to a lawyer! 908 01:16:35,607 --> 01:16:36,608 Make room! 909 01:16:36,727 --> 01:16:39,617 Do not let him run away! Where are you, yucky? 910 01:16:40,567 --> 01:16:44,288 Open! I met you in a grave and will take you back to a grave! 911 01:16:44,407 --> 01:16:47,490 Honourable! Do not pick on your wife. Women are weak. 912 01:16:47,607 --> 01:16:49,894 He actually seduced her. - Kill him brutally! 913 01:16:50,007 --> 01:16:53,011 Do not hurt him! - Take the gun in the bedroom! 914 01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:55,012 Honourable, you're cheated-on! 915 01:16:55,207 --> 01:16:57,016 Extend the avenging arm! 916 01:16:57,247 --> 01:16:59,056 The door! - Excuse me. 917 01:16:59,567 --> 01:17:02,650 Open! Your husband's arm! You will break it! 918 01:17:02,767 --> 01:17:03,928 Open! 919 01:17:04,047 --> 01:17:06,334 Madam, please! 920 01:17:18,247 --> 01:17:19,692 He was going to shoot himself. 921 01:17:20,727 --> 01:17:21,728 What? 922 01:17:22,287 --> 01:17:23,857 And you have blocked him? 923 01:17:26,287 --> 01:17:27,971 Oh my! 924 01:17:28,927 --> 01:17:31,931 He wants to shoot himself and you block him? Wretch! 925 01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:33,856 Quiet! Turn the light off! 926 01:17:34,407 --> 01:17:36,694 The whole building must have heard! Quiet! 927 01:17:38,727 --> 01:17:39,728 No. 928 01:17:45,047 --> 01:17:48,415 Go ahead, it's your turn! - What a shame! 929 01:17:49,567 --> 01:17:54,733 Hippie cheated-on by a nazi. - Right! He's a nazi! 930 01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:57,208 I can't think about it. - He's not a nazi! 931 01:17:57,327 --> 01:18:00,695 Shut up, whore! - Madam, at least have a good taste! 932 01:18:00,887 --> 01:18:03,493 Shoot. Oh, no! First th small pillow! Give him! 933 01:18:04,607 --> 01:18:08,009 With a nazi! - No, you don't know who is. They have swindled you. 934 01:18:08,127 --> 01:18:10,016 He's the boss of Cola-Cola! 935 01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:13,770 She said she wants Cola-Cola? - Madam, please, clear off! 936 01:18:13,887 --> 01:18:17,448 No! He's a benefactor for human kind. He knows the formula of Cola-Cola... 937 01:18:17,567 --> 01:18:21,049 ...and wants to give it to Russians to make them be better. - Let us work. 938 01:18:21,167 --> 01:18:22,771 Keep still! Let me understand. 939 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,369 He's not a nazi? - No! 940 01:18:29,367 --> 01:18:34,248 What's that story, the Cola-Cola, the formula? Make yourself clear! 941 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,657 Do you want to hug me? 942 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:42,456 Without you forgiving me, it's impossible for me to live. 943 01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:44,253 I'm Quacker. 944 01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:47,296 What? - Quake! 945 01:18:47,687 --> 01:18:53,410 No, Quacker! - Yes, what is that? - A kind of duck. 946 01:18:53,527 --> 01:18:56,576 Quacker! A Protestant sect which migrated to USA in the 16th century. 947 01:18:56,687 --> 01:18:59,657 They have everything in common, women included too. - But even our women? 948 01:18:59,767 --> 01:19:02,088 We Quackers are all brothers in Christ... 949 01:19:02,207 --> 01:19:03,971 ...and you're my brother too. 950 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:06,338 And I've offended you. 951 01:19:06,807 --> 01:19:11,096 I never knew before an Italian woman, who's a real woman. 952 01:19:11,927 --> 01:19:14,897 That's why I fell into sin! I've offended you. 953 01:19:16,007 --> 01:19:20,456 Will you forgive and hug me Christianly? 954 01:19:20,927 --> 01:19:24,727 Again! I want to know what this Cola-Cola has to do with it. 955 01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:27,851 Hug me, please! - Nooo! 956 01:19:30,407 --> 01:19:32,774 Hug him or he won't speak. - No! 957 01:19:32,927 --> 01:19:35,373 Ok, he's a Quacker, but he seems to exaggerate to me! 958 01:19:35,487 --> 01:19:36,648 Will I hug him? 959 01:19:39,127 --> 01:19:41,971 I'll hug you: I'm his lawyer, I can hug you by proxy! 960 01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:46,809 Look what I have to see! 961 01:19:47,807 --> 01:19:50,970 Only we, twelve heirs of the founders of Cola-Cola,... 962 01:19:51,607 --> 01:19:54,338 ...are aware of the secret of its production. 963 01:19:55,327 --> 01:19:57,933 And I've all here in my head,... 964 01:19:58,847 --> 01:20:01,612 ...how to make the syrup which is its basis. 965 01:20:01,727 --> 01:20:06,289 Cola-Cola has become bigger than Ford and Fiat! 966 01:20:06,407 --> 01:20:10,776 Any people like it as it's salutary, healthy and it's a great drink! 967 01:20:11,127 --> 01:20:14,734 It has changed the world and brought happiness. - Not at all! 968 01:20:15,887 --> 01:20:17,969 Everyone's more happy, apart in Russia. 969 01:20:18,687 --> 01:20:21,930 There's no Cola-Cola there. I was in Russia. 970 01:20:22,447 --> 01:20:25,815 I drank their bad drinks from automatic machines. 971 01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:27,498 Awful! 972 01:20:27,807 --> 01:20:30,538 I had to spit. A crisis has started... 973 01:20:31,007 --> 01:20:32,691 ...not a political but a human crisis! 974 01:20:33,447 --> 01:20:38,089 I read and studied several books about atomic scientists. 975 01:20:39,527 --> 01:20:42,371 When America had got atomic bomb but Russia hadn't,... 976 01:20:42,927 --> 01:20:46,648 ...the scientists Fuchs, Oppenheimer, Pontecorvo... - Who are they? 977 01:20:46,807 --> 01:20:49,890 ...gave the bomb to Russia too to create a world stability. 978 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:53,855 I've decided too. 979 01:20:54,927 --> 01:20:58,488 Today Cola-Cola's a symbol of peace, joy, wealth,... 980 01:21:00,687 --> 01:21:02,576 ...gorgeous women, walks. 981 01:21:04,047 --> 01:21:07,608 I also have to create a stability as half the world... 982 01:21:08,287 --> 01:21:13,214 ...has got Cola-Cola and the other half hasn't. It's risky! 983 01:21:15,047 --> 01:21:20,008 Right? Got it? - Sure, it's! They got it! 984 01:21:20,127 --> 01:21:21,253 Shut up, whore! 985 01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:25,833 Well, you want us to believe they will get rid of your for that trifle. 986 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,305 This is not a trifle. - Really? 987 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:32,105 So CIA and American government come in action, I'm called to a meeting... 988 01:21:32,110 --> 01:21:35,500 ...at London and they will pay me 60 million Lire for a fizzy drink. 989 01:21:37,710 --> 01:21:40,850 Not CIA or government, you don't know, it's industrial espionage! 990 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,750 My country is big but cruel, capitalism is cruel! 991 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:50,150 A terrible industrial war, more terrible than real war! 992 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:55,310 It may be true, you know. It's all about tons of money! 993 01:21:55,777 --> 01:21:59,650 I was contacted by Russian agents here, later one of them was captured,... 994 01:21:59,655 --> 01:22:02,540 ...tortured, forced to speak and killed! 995 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:05,315 Also you saw him at the bookstore! - Do not touch me! 996 01:22:06,010 --> 01:22:08,940 But now he was able to regain his contacts here. All is ready. 997 01:22:08,945 --> 01:22:10,530 They will come and get him this morning. - What? 998 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:12,850 Yes! Come and see, if you don't believe it. 999 01:22:15,967 --> 01:22:17,173 It depends on you. 1000 01:22:18,247 --> 01:22:20,409 Let me accomplish my mission, please! 1001 01:22:30,367 --> 01:22:31,528 What is this? 1002 01:22:32,527 --> 01:22:35,133 The case by which the Russians will bring home... 1003 01:22:35,967 --> 01:22:37,457 ...mr Cola-Cola. 1004 01:22:47,247 --> 01:22:48,612 Hello, who's speaking? 1005 01:22:49,807 --> 01:22:51,172 Just a moment, please. 1006 01:22:52,127 --> 01:22:54,607 Hello? Just a moment. 1007 01:22:57,047 --> 01:22:59,049 Who is? - The two men outside. 1008 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:03,852 What will we tell them? - I know what to tell to that traitor of their boss! 1009 01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:05,500 Let's not lose our heads! 1010 01:23:05,527 --> 01:23:08,576 Let me do, I'll speak! 1011 01:23:10,007 --> 01:23:11,577 What's up? What do you want? 1012 01:23:11,727 --> 01:23:14,253 We're working! Why? Which gunshot? 1013 01:23:15,047 --> 01:23:17,095 Yes, it was the deathblow. 1014 01:23:17,927 --> 01:23:19,975 We're not here to have fun! 1015 01:23:20,127 --> 01:23:23,609 We have to wash the blood and erase the tracks... 1016 01:23:27,367 --> 01:23:34,012 Have you heard? How can we do it with those two awaiting us outside? 1017 01:23:34,647 --> 01:23:39,494 Anyway, I realize that with such a deal... 1018 01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:44,333 Out of curiosity, how much will the Russians give you for the formula? 1019 01:23:44,727 --> 01:23:46,536 One dollar. - What? 1020 01:23:46,967 --> 01:23:49,971 How much is it? - 625 Lire. 1021 01:23:50,327 --> 01:23:53,695 Are you crazy? - It must be a symbolic price. 1022 01:23:54,007 --> 01:23:56,453 Who knows how much they will give him, if the gentleman... 1023 01:23:56,567 --> 01:23:58,695 ...weren't a dreamer! Right? 1024 01:23:59,087 --> 01:24:02,933 Sure, there's no price, but I'd be a traitor of my nation. 1025 01:24:03,487 --> 01:24:05,376 Right, you'd be a traitor... 1026 01:24:05,847 --> 01:24:06,848 I see. 1027 01:24:07,007 --> 01:24:09,214 Thanks, my friends. - You're welcome. Don't mention it. 1028 01:24:11,527 --> 01:24:13,734 Excuse me, I'm starting to get ready. 1029 01:24:20,687 --> 01:24:22,769 What to do? Will we throw him out this way? 1030 01:24:22,887 --> 01:24:27,609 Honourable, we have to take a decision. - Which one? 1031 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:29,607 You tell me! 1032 01:24:31,407 --> 01:24:35,128 I'd have to kill her as she betrayed me and him as he made me a cuckold. 1033 01:24:35,247 --> 01:24:39,616 So I'd play into the hands of Charles, who has swindled me. That crummy! 1034 01:24:39,727 --> 01:24:42,731 Well, first I've to kill Charles and then his two men outside. 1035 01:24:42,847 --> 01:24:45,737 Well, I've to carry out a slaughter! What to do? What? 1036 01:24:46,127 --> 01:24:47,492 Or will I kill myself? 1037 01:24:48,567 --> 01:24:52,492 My head is splitting! Oh my! My head! 1038 01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:55,852 My head! How it hurts! 1039 01:24:56,847 --> 01:24:58,053 That's because he's a cuckold. 1040 01:25:12,647 --> 01:25:16,572 Done. He will leave for St. Peter closed in the double bass' case. 1041 01:27:21,767 --> 01:27:24,611 If you don't speak Italian, I won't understand anything. 1042 01:27:24,727 --> 01:27:27,936 Mr Stevens, we welcome you to the Soviet territory. 1043 01:27:28,047 --> 01:27:31,733 Excuse me, you're American and don't understand English? 1044 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:34,054 Because I'm not American. Surprise! 1045 01:27:41,367 --> 01:27:44,735 So, who are you? - I'm the leader of the Italian Secret Service,... 1046 01:27:44,847 --> 01:27:46,895 Industrial and commercial espionage. May I? 1047 01:27:52,647 --> 01:27:53,648 Can it be opened? 1048 01:27:53,767 --> 01:27:56,532 Our commercial responsible was waiting for another person. 1049 01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,536 We ask for an explanation. - I'll give you. 1050 01:27:58,647 --> 01:28:00,968 Mr Cola-Cola is my hands now. 1051 01:28:02,487 --> 01:28:05,730 I'm here in order to negotiate his selling. Translate! 1052 01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,093 I didn't get the sense of it. 1053 01:28:11,207 --> 01:28:14,848 If you want Cola-Cola, the price is 5 million dollars. 1054 01:28:15,687 --> 01:28:19,169 Cha-ching! - What does "cha-ching" mean? 1055 01:28:19,287 --> 01:28:20,254 Cash. 1056 01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:23,294 Here. 1057 01:28:23,767 --> 01:28:25,417 Again that howl! 1058 01:28:27,207 --> 01:28:31,337 It'll be having an effect for 7 hours... 1059 01:28:32,127 --> 01:28:35,574 It's midnight. The next one at 6:30 a.m. 1060 01:28:41,247 --> 01:28:45,491 That was the wind. I give him chicken and vegetables to eat. 1061 01:28:48,127 --> 01:28:52,132 Here's the pap. That's for the love of Ramirez the lawyer,... 1062 01:28:52,247 --> 01:28:57,208 ...son of a bitch! He had to bring me cognac and cigarettes, but doesn't care! 1063 01:28:57,807 --> 01:28:58,968 Will be they still awake for long? 1064 01:28:59,087 --> 01:29:02,170 We're awaiting an important call. - A long-distance one! 1065 01:29:02,287 --> 01:29:03,618 Go to sleep! 1066 01:29:05,567 --> 01:29:06,568 So what? 1067 01:29:06,727 --> 01:29:08,491 Two 7. - Very good! 1068 01:29:12,047 --> 01:29:15,290 Oh! If we will succeed in this affair, this means 1 million,... 1069 01:29:15,407 --> 01:29:16,408 ...otherwise it'll be 100 Lire. 1070 01:30:08,047 --> 01:30:11,654 Oh, the countryside! By living in town we have forgotten it. 1071 01:30:11,767 --> 01:30:14,213 Hey! Where are you going? 1072 01:30:15,447 --> 01:30:17,415 What are you doing there? - What are actually you doing?! 1073 01:30:17,527 --> 01:30:20,690 Are you gathering flowers? - At least a justification to get into... 1074 01:30:20,807 --> 01:30:22,969 ...the cemetery to bring you the supplies, right? 1075 01:30:23,087 --> 01:30:26,136 It's about time! All night long without smoking amid deads and howl! 1076 01:30:26,247 --> 01:30:28,693 If I didn't get out to look for a cigarette, I'd have driven crazy! 1077 01:30:28,807 --> 01:30:31,651 Have you left him alone? - One minute! He's sleeping anyway! - Boy! 1078 01:30:32,327 --> 01:30:33,977 Lawyer! - What? 1079 01:30:34,087 --> 01:30:37,011 Isn't strange a guy who goes and takes cigarettes with a cover? 1080 01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:38,811 Yes, that's a strange and suspicious thing. 1081 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:43,168 Here he is! 1082 01:30:44,967 --> 01:30:47,129 What is he doing? Is he praying? - He's the quake! 1083 01:30:47,247 --> 01:30:48,817 Quacker! 1084 01:30:49,127 --> 01:30:51,528 Mr Edward! - Seller of drinks! 1085 01:30:51,727 --> 01:30:53,377 He's fallen asleep again, what did I tell you? 1086 01:30:55,807 --> 01:30:58,572 Now I'll give him another little injection, so he will sleep happily. 1087 01:31:07,367 --> 01:31:08,414 What's up? 1088 01:31:09,647 --> 01:31:12,651 He has got the... -...gun. 1089 01:31:12,927 --> 01:31:13,974 What's up? 1090 01:31:15,607 --> 01:31:16,733 There's the... 1091 01:31:18,887 --> 01:31:20,173 ...gun. 1092 01:31:20,367 --> 01:31:23,018 And he has also a hole... 1093 01:31:23,207 --> 01:31:24,447 A hole. - Right. 1094 01:31:25,527 --> 01:31:26,528 Here. 1095 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:30,728 He has shot himself. 1096 01:31:30,927 --> 01:31:33,931 Hurrah, boys! Hippie has just called! 1097 01:31:34,047 --> 01:31:39,087 The Russians are ok with it! Deal! They agree! 1098 01:31:39,687 --> 01:31:41,530 Deal! 1099 01:31:46,047 --> 01:31:49,051 He says that they are coming and taking him by a hearse today! 1100 01:31:50,247 --> 01:31:51,772 Can he pass for a dead? 1101 01:31:52,527 --> 01:31:54,529 Can he pass for a dead through customs? 1102 01:31:57,967 --> 01:32:04,816 Yes, I'd say so. - Fine! It's 3 billions! We're rich! 1103 01:32:09,007 --> 01:32:11,008 Why are you coming to blows? 1104 01:32:23,767 --> 01:32:26,418 Draw the coffin down. The coffin! 1105 01:32:32,207 --> 01:32:35,416 Hey! Can he pass for a dead? - No worries. 1106 01:32:39,367 --> 01:32:42,018 We're rich, boys! 3 billions! 1107 01:32:42,567 --> 01:32:46,288 Who's in troubles, forget them! A new life! I'll go to Tahiti! 1108 01:32:46,807 --> 01:32:50,653 What's happened to you? - He felt down. - I'm sorry. 1109 01:32:50,767 --> 01:32:52,610 Is he ok? Did you give him the injection? 1110 01:32:52,727 --> 01:32:55,207 You decide. - He must wake up once he has reached his destination. 1111 01:32:55,327 --> 01:32:57,250 No point in waiting for him to wake up. 1112 01:32:57,367 --> 01:32:58,528 Look. 1113 01:32:59,527 --> 01:33:01,370 Perfect. A corpse. 1114 01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:04,288 He seems to breathe. - He breathes for sure! 1115 01:33:09,407 --> 01:33:10,488 Here he is. 1116 01:33:27,847 --> 01:33:31,454 He says that it's alright. - Quick! Help me! Let's place him into the coffin! 1117 01:33:33,287 --> 01:33:38,612 Comrade! Have you made some little holes on the coffin for air? 1118 01:33:39,247 --> 01:33:42,968 To breathe? Because if he dies... - You'll keep him! 1119 01:33:43,127 --> 01:33:44,697 Yes. - Well said! 1120 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:46,969 What about the money? - When will they pay? 1121 01:33:47,087 --> 01:33:48,168 Everything's ok. 1122 01:33:48,287 --> 01:33:50,250 Everything's ok, but I can't see... - These billions! 1123 01:33:50,255 --> 01:33:51,496 They'll leave shortly... 1124 01:33:51,607 --> 01:33:54,258 Only one man will leave. The one with the case will stay. 1125 01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:56,369 Oh! Does he keep the money in the case and will he give us? 1126 01:33:56,487 --> 01:33:58,300 No, there're only his pajamas and underwear in the case. 1127 01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:01,162 Such a huge amount won't be paid without a control. 1128 01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:04,091 What does it mean? - He's already controlled and said it's ok. 1129 01:34:04,207 --> 01:34:05,857 Where are going? - Careful! 1130 01:34:10,767 --> 01:34:15,056 They want to check the formula. They leave us the man with moustache as a hostage. 1131 01:34:15,247 --> 01:34:19,172 We can even kill him if the sum won't be paid within 3 days. 1132 01:34:19,447 --> 01:34:20,608 Us?! 1133 01:34:21,567 --> 01:34:23,137 Go ahead! 1134 01:34:25,687 --> 01:34:29,009 It's a mere formality. There will no need for it, as soon as he... 1135 01:34:38,407 --> 01:34:42,571 As soon as the American awakes, he'll give them the formula and we'll be paid off. 1136 01:34:42,687 --> 01:34:44,815 We're on a sure ground! - No. 1137 01:34:45,327 --> 01:34:48,092 Why not? - Because he won't give them the formula. 1138 01:34:48,247 --> 01:34:50,215 Why? Isn't his dream? 1139 01:34:51,527 --> 01:34:52,972 They're leaving. They're taking him away! 1140 01:34:54,127 --> 01:34:55,128 So what? 1141 01:34:55,247 --> 01:34:58,296 Idiot! What are you doing? - Let's draw the coffin down! 1142 01:34:59,727 --> 01:35:02,014 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1143 01:35:04,847 --> 01:35:07,453 I've come to an agreement with Soviet government! 1144 01:35:07,687 --> 01:35:09,451 Who cares! 1145 01:35:11,087 --> 01:35:13,135 But he's dead! - Is he dead? - Yes! 1146 01:35:13,247 --> 01:35:15,090 Who has killed him? - He shot himself. 1147 01:35:15,207 --> 01:35:17,733 Let's get back the coffin, at least we'll sell it to the Americans! 1148 01:35:22,807 --> 01:35:26,129 What? I sell him alive for 3 billions and you make me find him dead? 1149 01:35:26,247 --> 01:35:28,853 He's still 100,000 dollars worthy! 1150 01:35:31,367 --> 01:35:34,450 Catch his leg, Femore! - Be good! 1151 01:35:34,567 --> 01:35:36,410 At least come and help us! 1152 01:35:38,487 --> 01:35:43,095 Catch his arm, Honourable! - The other one! We're already two on this! 1153 01:35:43,207 --> 01:35:45,096 Block his arm! 1154 01:35:45,687 --> 01:35:47,177 Here, this way! 1155 01:35:49,887 --> 01:35:52,493 Done. Now we can take the coffin. 1156 01:35:53,327 --> 01:35:55,091 I we take the coffin, we have to let him go. 1157 01:35:55,207 --> 01:35:57,335 And if we let him go, he won't let us take the coffin. 1158 01:35:57,447 --> 01:36:00,257 So, what to do? Will we stay here forever? 1159 01:36:00,367 --> 01:36:04,213 We must hit his head. - Yes, let's do it! 1160 01:36:04,327 --> 01:36:05,328 I cannot reach it. 1161 01:36:05,807 --> 01:36:08,777 Let's bang him against the van as a battering-ram! - Yes! - Alright! 1162 01:36:10,207 --> 01:36:12,608 C'mon! - Oooh... 1163 01:36:14,287 --> 01:36:15,334 What? 1164 01:36:17,487 --> 01:36:21,856 What has he said? - Who knows. More and less, hands up. 1165 01:36:35,887 --> 01:36:39,608 What do these ones want? - It's the same in English! 1166 01:36:58,727 --> 01:37:00,491 Hello, Hippie! 1167 01:37:02,927 --> 01:37:05,168 Hi! How were you able to find me? 1168 01:37:05,407 --> 01:37:06,897 We'll talk about it another time. 1169 01:37:08,607 --> 01:37:12,578 Just hope that I've come in time. Where's the nazi? 1170 01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:15,609 Mission accomplished, mr colonel. 1171 01:37:15,727 --> 01:37:18,731 Boys, c'mon! Show him! - Sure! - Quick! 1172 01:37:18,847 --> 01:37:21,930 This way, please, if you want to observe his corpse by your eyes. 1173 01:37:39,127 --> 01:37:40,538 Well done! 1174 01:37:40,647 --> 01:37:42,331 All is well that ends well. 1175 01:37:42,447 --> 01:37:47,738 Rather, excuse me if I talk about trivial things, but...- Oh, the money. 1176 01:37:47,847 --> 01:37:50,248 How much did we say? - 100,000 dollars. 1177 01:37:50,367 --> 01:37:52,768 5 equal parts! - Well! I'd given up hope of it. 1178 01:37:53,407 --> 01:37:56,729 Also this time Hippie has not missed his nazi. 1179 01:37:58,407 --> 01:37:59,454 No. 1180 01:37:59,607 --> 01:38:02,008 What? But if... - I never cheated anyone. 1181 01:38:03,207 --> 01:38:06,336 I didn't kill him. He killed himself. 1182 01:38:06,447 --> 01:38:09,053 What does the colonel care for it? - Quiet! 1183 01:38:10,247 --> 01:38:12,249 I don't want your dirty money. 1184 01:38:12,607 --> 01:38:15,736 I'm just feeling sorry because I didn't left you nailed onto that wall... 1185 01:38:15,847 --> 01:38:18,612 ...20 years ago. - These are old things! - It's all water under the bridge! 1186 01:38:18,727 --> 01:38:21,890 Quiet, idiots! We'll get the triple from the newspapers... 1187 01:38:22,647 --> 01:38:26,208 ...for a bomb like this. - A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! 1188 01:38:26,407 --> 01:38:33,370 Or your Cola-Cola will pay us 3 billion Lire. And...cha-ching! 1189 01:38:34,207 --> 01:38:36,335 If you want us to keep our mouths shut. 1190 01:38:42,007 --> 01:38:43,247 You're sly, aren't you? 1191 01:38:43,767 --> 01:38:46,657 Alright. It seems a reasonable request to me. 1192 01:38:47,927 --> 01:38:50,214 Come to London and we will come to an agreement. 1193 01:38:50,327 --> 01:38:53,217 If we leave right now, we will be in time for a tea. 1194 01:38:53,447 --> 01:38:56,178 I prefer the coffee, to be honest. 1195 01:38:56,487 --> 01:38:58,694 My head's splitting! 1196 01:39:01,247 --> 01:39:04,137 Is it sure they won't remember anything? - Almost nothing. 1197 01:39:04,887 --> 01:39:09,768 Only a few things: man, woman, hunger, thirst, sleep. 1198 01:39:10,087 --> 01:39:13,569 All the rest will be erased and their brains totally washed! 1199 01:39:38,887 --> 01:39:40,457 Well, that's the Kremlin. 1200 01:39:41,807 --> 01:39:44,378 So, we must be in Paris for sure. 1201 01:39:46,167 --> 01:39:49,455 Or at Pisa. - No. And...what's the name of? 1202 01:39:49,807 --> 01:39:51,252 Pisa is good for me. 1203 01:39:51,607 --> 01:39:53,848 Rome! It's written here! 1204 01:40:01,247 --> 01:40:02,817 Do you know her? - What? 1205 01:40:02,927 --> 01:40:04,577 Have you already been in this Rome? 1206 01:40:04,687 --> 01:40:08,055 No, never. - Me neither. Maybe as a child, with my parents... 1207 01:40:08,487 --> 01:40:09,773 What a beautiful woman. 1208 01:40:09,927 --> 01:40:12,578 She's not my type. - Instead she's just my type. 1209 01:40:13,207 --> 01:40:16,529 So refined, delicate...a woman like that is very serious. 1210 01:40:21,247 --> 01:40:24,774 It may better if...Thanks for your company and goodbye. 1211 01:40:24,887 --> 01:40:28,334 We've been making this trip together and didn't even introduce ourselves! 1212 01:40:28,447 --> 01:40:31,974 May I introduce myself? My name's...thing... 1213 01:40:32,287 --> 01:40:35,131 Well...mine too. - Yes, sure. 1214 01:40:35,247 --> 01:40:37,488 Nice to meet you. - I am me. 1215 01:40:37,767 --> 01:40:39,849 Nice to meet you! - As you like! 1216 01:40:40,527 --> 01:40:43,690 Oh! Nice to meet you! - Bon appetit! 1217 01:40:43,887 --> 01:40:45,835 Thanks. Anyway, when moving on to the introductions... 1218 01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:47,448 ...everybody never gets the names. 1219 01:40:47,567 --> 01:40:49,251 Sure. 1220 01:41:05,047 --> 01:41:08,938 If I accept an invite by a stranger, what will you think about me? 1221 01:41:10,767 --> 01:41:13,850 I'll answer to you with a question: are you married? 1222 01:41:14,687 --> 01:41:16,530 No, I don't think so. 1223 01:41:16,847 --> 01:41:18,008 Are you engaged? 1224 01:41:18,807 --> 01:41:19,933 I don't think so. 1225 01:41:20,047 --> 01:41:25,008 Well, will we get on... what's its name? - Horse! 1226 01:41:25,967 --> 01:41:28,129 No, the...Oh! 1227 01:41:29,367 --> 01:41:30,493 Coach! 1228 01:41:31,607 --> 01:41:32,654 Are you talking to me? 1229 01:41:33,687 --> 01:41:34,688 Where are we going? 1230 01:41:34,807 --> 01:41:38,334 Wherever you like. We're stranger! Show us this Rome! 1231 01:41:49,700 --> 01:41:56,100 That's how it's gone in the end... 1232 01:41:56,105 --> 01:41:58,999 fansubs by quidtum June 2014 98732