All language subtitles for Fantasy Lane USA

Uh, yeah, well, my son and me want to go
away for about a week, you know, get,

uh, maybe two, three hundred dollars,
you know, want to maybe take a cruise

a week. Sorry, but we have nothing under
seven hundred dollars. That's it,

that's the bottom.

Oh, well, that's, that's, sorry, thanks
anyway, I'll get back to you.

I'll get a station.

Hey, Vic. No, he won't be in today.

Vic, look at this.

Real estate business is booming in Los
Angeles.

Aspiring actresses are becoming real
estate brokers in pursuit of a more

and financially rewarding career.

Real estate?

Yeah, well, listen. A prospective buyer
is often chauffeured around town, dined

in wine by a gorgeous young starlet,
with measurements often bigger than the

price tag.

Let me see that.

Look it, I got some names right down
here.

Hollywood star...

Hollywood Star Realty, Karen speaking.

Hollywood Star Realty?

Yes, this is Victor Durgis III from
Columbus, Ohio.

How can I help you, Mr. Durgis? Well,
we're opening up a little branch of my

company out your way, and I'll need a
place to stay and to entertain guests

clients. How big a place do you need?

Oh, eight or nine bedrooms.

Plus room for my house staff and
personal valet.

Durgis Oil is expanding, and we're
looking for a real showcase.

What price range are we talking about,
Mr. Durgis?

Well, a million and up.

We have several listings that might suit
you.

When are you coming into town?

Well, I have to fly in on the 4th for a
stockholders' meeting.

If you'd like, we have a special VIP
service.

We'd be glad to have our guillotine pick
you up at the airport and bring you to

our private hillside retreat, where you
can stay while you're in town.

Hello?

Are you there, Mr. Durgess?

Hello?

Yes, I was just conferring with an
associate.

Something important's just come up. I'll
have my secretary get right back to

you. Thank you very much, Mr. Durgess.
I'll be waiting for a call. Bye.

You sly son of a bitch.

To hell with pumping gas. You're not
going on this one alone.

Well, I, uh... I could use a personal
valet. Personal valet? Fuck you. I ain't

going to be nobody's valet.

Well, how about a secretary?

Up yours, V .D.

You want to go or not?

Yeah.

Cut out that V .D. crap, you fuck.

How about a little pet?

Enjoy your stay.

Hi, girl.

Hi, girl. We're here.

The dog one. I like the dog one.

Not bad.

Come over here, please.

Come on. Do you

like it? Yeah.

Right this way.

And this is the dining room.

This is Mr. Durgess III.

How do you do, Mr.

Durgess? Hi, Victor.

Thank you.

Karen?

Karen, this is John Poster, my
secretary.

How do you do?

Come in. Make yourselves comfortable.

Thank you.

Thank you, girls.

Would you care for some champagne?

Oh, wonderful.

Champagne's on.

Excuse me, Karen, I have something
important to show you here.

What an incredible set.

Yeah, is it sterling? No, it's silicone.

Keep hoping, honey.

I'm sure we'll enjoy doing business
together.

Excuse me for just a moment.

Make yourselves at home.

Did you get a load of those tits? I
could get lost in there for a week.

Jesus Christ, what is this place?

This place has got more pussy than a
fucking cat house on Saturday nights.

fucking Taj Mahal.

That's the whole point.

take you to your room.

Thank you, Karen.

Very kind.

John? Come on.

Karen, are all these girls in real
estate?

That's right. It's sort of like a
glorified dormitory. We all live here

these stuff.

How many rooms do you have?

There's 36 bedrooms.

Wow.

36 bedrooms.

I'm here.

This is too good to be true.

God.

Guys at the station are never going to
believe me.

I have a question to show you. Oh, well,
all right. Show it to me.

Well, I can't right now, but it's very
big and warm.

It has the coziest little fire pit, and
it can handle anything you want.

It's only a million dollars.

Sounds like a real bargain.

When can I see it?

Later.

Hmm.

Since your bid for $1 million has been
accepted, now if you'll just sign these

papers, we'll get into escrow.

Well, I must say, you girls do drive a
hard bargain, but you're very, very

convincing.

But working for you, it was worth it.
You girls can work for me any time you

want.

Oh,

Mr. Durges!

Yes, Captain?

I'd like you to meet a fellow oilman,
Hubert Fielder, Victor Durgis III.

What company did you say you were from?

Durgis.

Durgis Oil.

I don't believe I've ever heard of that.

Yes, well, excuse me. I had an engineer
once by the name of... Victoria was just

trying to show me a house.

I have the perfect house for you.

Olivia and Samantha are going to take
you there right now.

Well, what about Victoria?

Don't you have something to do,
Victoria?

Oh, well, all right.

You'll just love it.

to enjoy myself.

Hey, John.

Pick a memo.

I'd like you to contact the Houston
branch and find out what's happening

that offshore deal.

Can you really read that?

He's got his own form of shorthand.

Oh, really?

Sure, I'd love to teach it to you. How
about tonight, baby?

And contact McFarland.

I want to find out about that shipping
agreement.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it. I've got it all taken care of.

Samantha?

Pull over.

Why are we stopping?

I've got some business I want John to
take care of.

What business, V .D.? I'd like to read
that lease agreement for the new

I want to have it ready for me tonight.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on,
John.

Of course, probably the most special
part of the house is the view.

Isn't it beautiful?

Well,

how do you like it?

Well... Uh, I buy it.

Oh, great.

If the two of you will move in with me.

I think that could be arranged.

Yeah?

If you want, we can stick the bid in
today.

I think we should stick it in right now.

But, Mr.

Jurgis... Call me Victor.

But we could lose our jobs.

Hey, what are you worried about your
jobs? You got me.

How could we be sure?

Listen, trust me.

You girls look after me, and I'll look
after the two of you.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Yes.

Hmm. Okay, let me see. I forgot.

Ooh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Rub them together now. Come on,
rub those tits together.

Oh, yes.

Yes, babies. Rub those tits. Come on,
rub them together. Let me see those

Let me see those tits, babies. Come on,
let me see.

Let me see. Get them together.

Oh, yes. Get them together.

That's it. Oh, lick it up.

Oh, lick that nipple.

Mm -hmm.

once you get under here.

Come on up here now. Lick my balls. Come
on.

Good girl.

Good.

Good.

Come on. Lick it.

Good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

I miss you, honey. Come on back up here.
I miss you.

That's it. Lick those balls, honey.

Lick those balls. Come on. Lick them.

Come on, honey. Lick those balls for me.
Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes. Wow.

Faster. Up and down. Go on. Go get it.
Go on. Get that gun.

Yes.

do this, but it's extremely important.
What the hell is so important? The

Security Exchange Commission has to meet
with you right away.

Get out of here, Tom.

You better look at this, Dick.

The SEC is going to suspend the trade of
your stock in 20 minutes unless you get

down there right away.

You take care of it, you hear me?

You're telling me a false already from
me.

I've already done that, Vic.

They won't deal with me.

You better get down there yourself,
otherwise it's going to cost you

Hey, hey.

Who's standing?

A taxi?

Yeah, wait a minute. He'll be right out.

Okay, John.

Come on.

I want to talk to you.

I'll be right back, girl. Just wait
right there.

Victor hated to leave you alone.

So I'm filling in.

Who's that one over there?

Oh.

Don't miss my test.

Oh, yeah?

It's my test.

Especially this one.

Especially that one.

I just come on out.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yes, honey. Thank you very much. I
made it just in time. Oh, good. Well, I

hope you still want the house.

Of course, yeah. So I'll just get the
papers ready and we'll sign them. We'll

get it right away.

Great.

Well, hello there.

Hiya there, sweetheart.

How are you doing?

So, uh, how'd you like it?

That was really great. You know, you
give the best tips.

the girls showed you. It wasn't big
enough.

You know, I'm looking for someplace
really nice with a pool.

Well, I know a place like that for sale,
but it's a lot more money. Excuse me.

Sure. Do you have anything in the
mountains?

I'd like to spend some time alone.

You know what I mean?

You know, that was really weird the way
that they were talking this afternoon.

Yeah, there's something suspicious about
that.

Is his name Victor?

You check him out the other day?

No, don't worry. I think the girls have
got his head spinning.

Yeah, well, what's got me worried is
that I'm afraid that Victoria's moving

on him.

Don't worry.

We'll show him the house with the indoor
pool tomorrow.

We'll get him to sign financial forms,
and we're going to let him check.

Okay. Well, you're the boss, Karen.

Uh, see you in the morning. See you all
later.

Come on.

Come on. Oh, my hat.

Get my hat. Put it on.

I'm going to have to start all over
again.

Oh, Cam,

by the way, I have 500 G's of undeclared
money that I want to give you for the

deposit on my house, okay?

Sure, anything you say.

Okay, I'll give it to you next week, all
right? Mm -hmm. All right. Let's ride

them.

Yeah,

ride them. Come on, cowboy. Come on,
girl.

Come on, baby.

Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.

Ride them, cowboy.

They're crazy if you sign those papers.
When they run a credit check, we have

had it.

Listen, asshole, I know what I'm doing.
It's five o 'clock in the east. They

won't find out anything until Monday.

I'll put things in motion and you'll be
in the house before you know it.

Oh, yeah, you've been great, Karen.

Thanks a lot.

I'll catch you back at the house a
little bit later.

Hollywood Star Realty.

Hi, Hubert.

Yeah, Karen.

I just got word from my home office. I'm
going to have to be heading out

sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Is there some time you and I can get
together?

I don't know. I'll have to get back to
you.

Hey, you find anything out on those two
clowns yet?

No, I won't know anything until Monday.

Everything's closed for the weekend.

If you want, I can make some phone calls
for you if you're worried. Not really,

but it can't hurt.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

time I played tennis was with Princess
Margaret, Wimbledon.

Wow, you're such a big shot.

I didn't know Princess Margaret played
tennis.

Yes, our London office is the next door
to Buckingham Palace.

I happen to play with her quite often.
Oh, I've always wanted to go to London.

Well, if you play your cards right, I'll
take you with me.

Hey, what about me?

I want to go too.

That's right, take us all to London.

Wait a minute!

Listen, I got an idea.

I'll play all three of you in tennis,
and if you win, I'll take you all to

London.

This didn't work.

Well, girls, I guess that's it. You
lose. Oh, that wasn't fair. It really

wasn't. Come here, John.

Nice. Oh, did these float?

Oh, no, it's just that we like to see
all of our customers come clean.

Oh, I see.

I'll do my best.

Oh, my.

I am pretty dirty though, girls. You'll
have to work hard.

We know you're dirty.

You know how it is in the oil. It just
gets all over you. Oh, that's just too

bad. Yeah, it takes weeks to get out.

That's a little more in the genital
area.

I love you like your cock.

Suck my cock, yeah. Suck it, baby. Suck
it.

Who's the smallest there?

Is that you, Charlie?

Thank you.

But I guess I...

you know

Thank you.

new shafts every day.

You never know when you're going to hit
another gusher.

The important thing is we're always
looking for new places to drill.

Well, do you think that this is the
place?

Yes, ma 'am.

I think California is going to open up a
whole new area of untapped resources.

Yes.

Excuse me, Karen. Hubert is waiting for
you. Oh, could one of you guys help me

up?

Yes, baby.

Hi. How's my sweetheart?

Hi. Here's your money, honey. Can I
look?

Go on.

Now, you take good care of that.

Look, sweetheart, I'm running real late.
I've got my plane that's waiting for me

at the airport.

I want to be a good girl.

I want to do everything we talked about.

I'll give you a call when I get back.

Um, by the way, those two idiots you've
been running around with,

they're as phony as $9 bills.

No, I don't believe it.

You better believe it, because... All
right, Mr. Oil Man, come out now.

Karen, call the police.

I don't think you want to call the
police with all that illegal cash lying

around.

Hey, I'm getting money.

Looks like I can be doing business now.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, old man, we're pulling the shots
from here on in. It's just cold.

And it's over.