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Previously,
on "Dragula".

I understand we're in a
fuckin' hot ass fuckin' place,

but you guys are sitting
there fuckin' crying

like a fuckin' bitch, like...

I just think that
it's really interesting

that you're placing
the blame on me.

If it wasn't for my group,
I would've been on the top.

We've asked our remaining
drag artists to conceptualize

and create basic
bitch prom looks.

For the second
part of the challenge,

we've asked our drag
monsters to evolve

into undead zombie
versions of themselves.

Victoria, you have
secured the win tonight.

Heavy is the
head that wears the crown.

You will decide
the two competitors

who you feel will be up
for elimination tonight.

They're ruining my prom!

The two I have chosen
are Astrud and Abhora.

Abhora.

Oh my god.

You have been banished
back to the underworld.

The winner of

"The Boulet Brothers'
Dragula: Titans"

will headline the upcoming
Dragula World Tour,

receive a $100,000 grand
prize, courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next
Drag Supermonster.

Canal Tela Queer

Back again.

Still here!

Last week,
Victoria's already heavy brain

got to wear an
even heavier crown.

Abhora and Astrud went up.

Abhora dropped and I don't
know how to feel right now.

- So Astrud.
- Hi.

How was it up
there in the Gallery?

You know, it was scary
being up there in the Gallery,

but at the same time,

like there were two things
that I was thinking about.

The first is that like,

I just really didn't
wanna lose myself

in the emotions of the moment.

You know, last time I
was up for extermination

and I was in the bottom, it
was messy to say the least.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap.
- What did they say?

Well, they basically hated
everything about my look.

And I think it's ridiculous.

I mean, I won the first
goddamn challenge, you know,

like it's so fucking stupid.

But just the fear that it
could have been me, you know.

- Yeah
- It was a little scary.

And at the same time, girl,
it was Abhora's time to go.

I was really hoping
for a double elimination.

But it's sad Abhora
had to leave.

No, it's not.

It's about time, damn.

Victoria, I understand

that that was probably
like a tough call to make.

- Yeah.
- But I feel like

it was the right one.

You know, like in that moment

I was really just
feeling for my friend,

but they just couldn't
get out of their own way.

Now, Miss Victoria,
was it track record,

drama, or technicalities?

Which one was it, girl?

What you judging from?

I don't know, I'm the one
with the crown on my head.

Oh!

So if you wanna
make decisions,

win a challenge, bitch.
- Okay!

I really did pick
technical here.

You think it's drama,
but it was truthful.

Maybe it was Victoria's love
of foreskin, 'cause Melissa,

your zombie looked a little bit

like a circumcision
job gone wrong.

I don't know, maybe it was that.

Wow.

Either way, happy
that she's gone

so now we don't have to
deal with that energy.

So thanks for making it me.

I'm a little thrown
off by Victoria right now

because she said she was
going to put us in the bottom

based off of technical things

and then kind of went
more for the drama.

Knowing what Astrud could do,

and knowing what
Melissa could do

and knowing what Abhora
could do, I feel like Astrud

could have came even
harder with her zombie.

And I was impressed with Melissa

because as way out
of her comfort zone,

she did really fucking well.

Well-

- And what I heard,

she was going in,
smashing everything,

pulling her head around.

And I believe it.

I feel like I'm, I feel like
I'm busting my ass right now.

I'm working really,
really, really hard.

And it's frustrating that
maybe you guys don't see that,

and that's okay, that's fine.

No one's saying
you're not working hard.

We didn't say you're
not working hard.

So how do you two feel
now that Abhora's gone?

We talked a lot of things out,

but also there was
this unresolved tension

that I didn't see
resolving itself here.

I just, I really do wish that
the way you're thinking now,

that I wish you would've
thought about that

before when you would
always wanna save Abhora.

Oh, definitely, definitely.

I wish all
of what was just said

could have been said when I
was pointing the same thing out

time and time again.

Yeah, but I wasn't
thinking the same thing then.

I think that through
my experiences

and how other people experienced
her in this competition,

now I think that.

I feel like I kept getting
pulled into this shit

and I was like, I don't
want anything to do with it.

I wanna focus on myself,
I wanna have fun.

And it just kept
sucking me back in.

It takes three
to triangle, like.

What you might not realize

is like this shit with
me and HoSo and Abhora,

it goes back years

Yeah.

And it has been a
problem for years.

And I wish I cared, but
I came here to compete,

not witness that.

You don't have to care!

Yeah, you
don't have to care at all.

But when
I have to see it,

I get tired of that.
- I've been trying

not to see it either, girl.
- Same.

I've been trying not
to bring it out also.

It was day one

when I pointed out this issue.
- I've been agreeing with you

since right after
she first came back.

The moment she came back and
started being a shithole again,

I started agreeing with you.

I know you're
frustrated, Koco,

I know it feels like
people don't listen to you.

But I feel like we can all agree

that we're on the same page
now and six of us are here,

and I think that's an
important part of this.

I can agree with that.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I really don't think
that's gonna fix the tension

because these
girls don't realize

that they are the tension, so.

Put it to rest,
let it be known.

- That's her tea.
- Me and Astrud

does very well for ourselves

and we will keep it to ourselves
from this point onward.

But honestly, when you
break up with your partner,

I will be knocking.

Just letting you know.

Damn.

Damn.

I'm way cuter than him anyway.

Excuse me?

Fuck you!

I'm kidding!

No, that was actually
shitty, fuck you!

Oh my god, I was joking.

It was a joke.

New drama.

Oh shit!

Oh my god.

Goddamn it.

Bullshittery.

I'm scared.

Once again, once again!

I got a chill.

Hello, uglies.

Hello!

It's come to our attention

that none of you have really
gotten your asses kicked yet

this season.

But tonight we're going
to change all of that.

That's right, darlings.

It's time to tease up
those wigs and get ready

to eat a turnbuckle because
you have all just big cast

on our new show, "The
Ugly Ladies of Wrestling".

Starring... you.

For
tonight's challenge,

you'll have to
create your very own

badass rock and roll Ugly
Lady of Wrestling look

inspired by the gorgeous ladies
of wrestling from the past.

These ladies kept
the concept simple,

but the looks were explosive,
and we want you to do the same

with your custom creations.

As a second part
to your challenge,

you will be split up
into two wrestling teams

and will have to choreograph

a real tag team royal
rumble wrestling match

right here in our brand
new wrestling ring.

You're going down.

We wanna see leg drops,
suplexes, punt kicks,

and figure four leg locks

so you're going to have to
really put in some rehearsal

to pull it off, and you'd
better not disappoint us.

You will also have to choose
in style a wrestling wig

provided by our official
wig sponsor, Arda Wigs.

So I hope you all brought
your teasing combs

and a lot of hairspray.

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Oh my God.

Now, for your
Fright Feat this week,

we're going to keep it simple.

You're going to arm
wrestle one another

and the strongest
beast in the Boudoir

will be declared the winner

and will win the honor of
being able to assign the teams

for the wrestling match.

Fuck.

That's all for now.

You've all got a lot to do, so
head back to the locker room

and let's get ready to wrestle.

All right, y'all!

Let's fuck it up!

We got wigs!

I love when Arda
lends us their wigs

so we can feel our fantasy
'cause you can't tell me nothing.

This is my hair.

Speak to me.

Are you the one for me?

These wigs are
getting us in the mood.

I'm feeling the fantasy today.

I would just like say
that I'm super excited

for this wrestling challenge.
- Yeah.

See, I don't know how
I'm gonna do this challenge

because see I'm so petite
and small and feminine.

Just gaslight everyone.

I'm excited for
the wrestling challenge.

The last time I wrestled, I
fucking fucked Xochi Mochi up.

I'm gonna cut you, this
is my litter bitch!

I would like to
personally say,

now I will press all
the charges, bitch,

if you do me like you
did Xochi on that season.

Girl, I'm scared to
be paired with Melissa.

She's gonna beat you up.

All I know is I do not
wanna fight against Melissa.

I don't need a broken jaw.

I feel like Melissa's
one of them people

you just have to shoot
in the leg and just leave

'cause you might as well kill
her, she not gon' just stop.

I'd like the challenge
to wrestle you.

I feel like that should
be fun, I don't know.

- Bitch, let's do it, honey.
- Okay.

Whoever wins the arm wrestle,

they get to choose
whoever's on whichever team

so keep in mind when
you're going in there.

My only point I wanna make
is not to underestimate me

as the crazy lizard
person that I am.

Oh.

Astrud wants
to fight Melissa

because Astrud's a psychopath.

That's just how that goes.

No one in their right mind would
just want to fight Melissa.

The fuck?

Honestly, whoever wins this,

put me on a team
against this bitch

'cause I would love to go
in the motherfucking ring

with this hoe.
- Okay, all right.

I wanna wrestle with Melissa

because maybe she can get
out some of that aggression

towards me and then hopefully
we can be friends afterwards.

This is why drag
queens aren't paid to think.

That's dumb.

Fighting Melissa is not going
to bring them closer together.

I don't know what she's smoking

that brought her
to that conclusion,

but this your funeral, diva.

The only
thing I see happening

is Melissa destroying Astrud.

Now, let's get this arm
wrestling going, bitches,

let's get this.

- Y'all ready?
- I'm ready!

Bring it on!

Bring it on!

Let's go!

Let's fucking rock, bitches.

Let's do it!

- Let's go!
- Yeah!

Yeah, let's do the shit.

I'm roided up!

This week we get to arm
wrestle for our Fright Feat.

I think I'm gonna put
these guns to use.

Oh my God!

Oh, get you, bitch.

You got this!

Oh my God!

You know what,
that was so hot.

You can try topping
me next time.

Congrats, Vicky,
you get a free win.

I need a challenge.

Oh.

All right.

Let's fucking do it.

Come on, Evah.

Bitch!

This is a rowdy one.

I'm gonna cum!

Oh my god.

Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God.

Thanks, bitch.

I need a cigarette.

I was determined to have
Koco at like stalemate,

but she just found that
extra bit of strength

to take me down and
that fucking hurt.

Melissa, I think it's time
to work through some shit.

I'm gonna knock
this bitch out.

Hold my earrings, bitch.

Hold on.

All right, you ready, baby?

Let's do this.

Get it, bitches.

One, two, three!

Oh no, I lost.

She beat me.

We're not surprised.

Fuck.

All right.

Sorry, I'm a little
weak, Miss Evah drained me.

Come on,
bitch, come on, bitch.

Come on, bitch.

She had no chance.

Sorry, it's
the testosterone.

Yeah, you're like jacking
off every two minutes.

Five times a day.

Arm wrestling against
Koco, she's one strong bitch.

About to show them what the
legs, hips, and body do, baby.

Oh, so feminine.

So feminine.

Bitch!

This bitch has strength.

Koco!

Yes, sis.

Oh yeah.
- Yes, bitch.

It looks like I won the
Fright Feat this week.

- Congratulations.
- Congrats.

Yes, yes.

I'm not surprised, 'cause
that gym membership paid off.

It better at $27
a fucking month.

I better win.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, I do believe that means
I get to pick the teams.

I feel like Koco's
been pretty fair

this entire competition.

I don't think she's
gonna have any agenda

when she's picking, but
she's also a messy bitch,

so we'll see what happens.

I'm gonna stack
the teams unfairly.

That's my strategy today.

Miss Melissa Befierce.

And last but not least...
Miss Evah Destruction!

Were the weaklings.

That was a no-brainer.

Duh.

I feel like we have some
even distribution of stronger

and less strong.

Y'all be fine.

You'll be fine, you're good.

Well, go easy on us now.

When you think about
it, maybe not so even.

We're going down.

Oh, and Astrud, I
just had to make sure

I made your dream come true
of, you know, fighting Melissa.

Oh, well, you
know, we'll work it out.

We'll work it out.

All right, girls,
it's time to rehearse.

I hope y'all are
ready to tussle.

Yeah.

Let's go!

All right, all right,

all right, all right.
- Fuck yeah!

Hello!

Okay, here we go.

- All right.
- Come on in.

Come on in.
- Shit's about to go down.

This week we actually
have to learn real stunts.

I love throwing my body around,

so this is gonna
be an opportunity

for me to really show
off what I can do.

Hi, I'm Emmy.

I do stunts and fighting

and fight choreography.
- Work.

And I teach
rehearsed violence.

Fighting is, when
it's fake anyway,

a highly collaborative art.

Wait, wrestling's fake?

First things first, and this
is purely on a safety thing,

does anyone have any injuries
that I need to be aware of?

I'm tired of
the safety speech.

Let's wear these bitches out.

Let's just kick each
other's asses, let's go.

So I'm gonna invite someone

to help me out with a hair pull.

Yeah, you ready?

Okay, cool.

So we're gonna go
onto this thing.

You're gonna grab my hair.

I am in control of this.

She is going to sell it.

Come on, you stupid bitch.

Fucking stupid bitch!

Getting to learn these
stunt is really fun.

I didn't realize how
technical it was,

but I'm enjoying this.

Who wants to slap a bitch?

- Me!
- Oh, me!

It's any drag queen's fantasy

to just bitchslap a
hoe across the face.

Wait a damn minute.

Bitch!

Fuck you!

Fucking cunt bitch!

Cry, bitch!

Evah, you're minding your own

and Koco comes up really
mad about something.

You're cutting up Koco's wig.

That's the wigs you
stole from me, hoe.

You're
cutting up Koco's wig.

She's like, I'm gonna
sabotage this bitch.

You motherfuckin'
ruined this wig-

- What the fuck, bitch?

What the fuck!

All right, so now that
we've done our little primer

on violence, let's
break up into our teams.

We'll look at some
moves that we wanna do

and we'll make it look
pretty or preferably trashy.

I'm realizing now

that even though we're on teams,

this really is a group challenge

because we're gonna have to
choreograph these fights,

so now I guess I'm gonna
have to work with Melissa.

I think going me,
going up against Astrud

will definitely be some kind
of tension up in the ring

so I'm definitely gonna leave it

all in the motherfucking
ring and go off on a hoe.

We're gonna sell the
fuck out of it, because again,

this is like a
performance challenge too.

They're obviously
gonna turn a look,

but at the same time,
we've got like two people

that struggle in an acting
challenge over there.

- Ooh.
- Like, I'm just saying.

So on the other team,

two out of the three
of them struggled

with the acting challenge,

but this is more
of a group thing,

so everybody's gonna have to
be on their A-game to keep up.

I'm not worried
about fighting Melissa.

Are you kidding me?
- Oh, please.

You're gonna eat her.

I'm gonna, I am,

like a noodle.
- You're gonna eat her.

She has another
fucking thing coming

if she really thinks she's
gonna take me down that easy.

Listen, my arms
might be like this,

but my leg and my tail are like-

You know what I mean?

I'm still feeling a
little bit of tension

between Astrud and Melissa.

Hopefully they work it out
before the real fight, or not.

Thank you all for being
such wonderful victims

and aggressors.

You've really all take into
this like ducks to water.

Yes, thank you.

Not calling you trash,
but calling you amazing.

I'm so looking forward to
seeing what you come up with

and yeah, thank you
for a lovely rehearsal.

Thank you.

Let's do it!

All right, y'all.

It's floorshow day!

It is the day of the
wrestling challenge

and I'm gonna fuck Astrud up.

I'm gonna kick Astrud's
ass today, bitch.

You're gonna try,

- motherfucker!
- You are done!

Done, done, done, done.

Melissa and I have been
at it with each other

for a week now and I
can't wait to work it out.

I will say there is
a little bit of tension

that me and Vicky
need to take care of.

You better tell me
about this tea, girl.

Picture it, 1962.

It was prom night.

Victoria stole my crown.

Oh, is that what this is?

Koco, should
Victoria not be able

to fulfill her
responsibilities as Queen,

the crown would pass to
you to fulfill her duties.

So lemme get this straight.

Melissa and Astrud are fighting

'cause they've clearly got beef.

Koco and Victoria are bashing
heads because of the crown.

We're bumping purses.

So HoSo, what about us?

What do we have?

Mutual respect for each other?

Boring!

Oh my god.

I know you girls
like to tussle,

but we need to focus
and get some work done

for this floorshow, mama.

My inspiration
is a stag beetle

because they are the
wrestlers of the insect world

and I was specifically
inspired by this breed

that has this gorgeous like
emerald green color scheme

to them, and my looks
tend to be more matte,

but this time around I
use all the sparkles,

all the shiny fabric, and
all the tassels in the world,

so hopefully this will
show some versatility.

Yeah, I hope so too, honey.

I'm gonna beat your, bitch.

Well,
what's good, bitch?

I'll take on you
and Astrud, bitch.

- Same time.
- All right.

For my inspiration
for this week's challenge,

I thought of Chyna.

She was such a fierce wrestler.

She was pretty, but yet
masculine and she was buff.

This bitch is on steroids.

You wanna just see me naked?

I got this lovely little belt
that I'm gonna probably use

to smack Astrud in the head.

I wanna look
intimidated, Astrud.

- Intimidating.
- I'm gonna fuck her up.

Don't tell her.

So I'm going with this
black with blonde wig

that I'm making from scratch.

I glued on some blonde
tracks throughout the wig

to give you that
highlight moment.

Anything can work with a
glue gun and some tracks,

and baby it's working.

I was inspired
by honestly myself

because I've always been told

that I have pretty decent legs

so I came up with this
lovely, gorgeous gal.

Her name is "Thundra Thighs"
and she's all about leg day.

From the moment she was
able to walk, she said,

I want to build my legs as
big and ignorant as possible.

This is just upholstery foam

that was hand-carved with
a turkey carver knife.

I just stood and flexed
as hard as I could

and we patterned it
around my actual anatomy.

So right now, I'm taking
just some thin rope

that I got from the store and
then I'm hot-gluing them on

and I'm just imitating
veins on the legs

because, you know, when
you're fucking built,

you also have that vascular
thickness going on too,

so I just wanted to
accentuate that as a detail.

Everybody excited for
today's challenge?

Very, very excited, my love.

So excited.

I'm gonna fucking go in.

Astrud, nothing personal.

Bitch, let's have fun.

If I hurt you
bitch, I'm sorry.

Oh, trust me, I'll be okay.

Oh no, I'm not sorry then.

Don't be.

"Boulet Brothers
Entrance Theme" ♪

Welcome to the Inferno
Ring, my spectral spectators.

Tonight, on this very stage,

we're introducing a royal
rumble of epic proportions

that could truly raise the dead.

For the first part of
this week's challenge,

we've tasked our
remaining drag monsters

with creating punk rock Ugly
Ladies of Wrestling looks

inspired by glamazonian
wrestling stars of the 1980s.

As a second part
of the challenge,

our wrestling weirdos must
break up into two groups

and choreograph a tag team
wrestling extravaganza,

which must include real
life wrestling moves

taught to them by our
official stunt trainer.

Here to help us
judge tonight's show

is superstar wrestling
fanatic, fashionista,

and pop metal icon, the
one and only, Poppy.

Poppy, we're so thrilled to
have you back here with us

in the underworld.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having me back.

I'm ready to put the
beatdown on these, bitches.

And our next judge weighs
in at a svelte 110 pounds

of solid glamour and hails
from St. Petersburg, Russia.

She's the original
Russian doll herself,

please welcome the one and
only, Katya Zamolodchikova.

Katya, my darling, thank you
so much for being here with us.

Actually, that's 110 kilos

and it's St.
Petersburg, Florida.

But I'm so happy to be here.

I can't wait for these whores

to beat the shit
out of each other.

All right, the
crowd is ravenous

and our girls are
hungry for blood

so it's time we dim the lights,

Ring the fight bell,

And let the mayhem begin.

Michael, I can't tell
you how excited I am

for tonight's Royal Rumble.

I think that these drag artists

are really gonna show
us something unexpected.

We're gonna see tits,
we're gonna see ass.

I wanna see some blood, I wanna
see some guts on the stage.

Absolutely, these
competitors may be filthy,

but they showed up tonight for
a bath, a blood bath that is.

So let's get into it.

And in the
white corner we have Astrud,

a scaley bi-trade.

We know this lot lizard
is turning tricks

and really working
that cloaca tonight.

Weighing in tonight at
175 pounds of pure muscle,

we have Melissa Befierce

ready to pound all those
Latin twins into submission.

That lot
Lizard was asking for it

from the Gecko, some may say.

Fuck yeah!

Hit her!

Oh,
that's gotta hurt!

You better get up, bitch!

HoSo's
gonna play the rest of these

competitors like she's been
playing Astrud and Abhora

all season.

Next up, we've got
Evah Destruction

fueled by the tears
of season three.

Get her, bitch!

Get her, bitch!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You better get her ass!

Fuck this fucking bug!

Bitch, fuck her up!

Fuck this fucking
bug-looking ass bitch.

And
now, the icon herself,

Koco Caine enters the arena

with a jumbo size pair of jugs,

and coming in fresh off a cycle,

the mother of the
House of Black herself,

Victoria Elizabeth Black.

Oh my God, Koco is
taking those giant tatas

and smashing Victoria with them.

Oh, I can't watch, Michael!

I can't stop watching.

Yeah, fuck yeah!

That's right.

That's fucking right!

Fuck her up, bitch!

Come on, big titty hoe!

Come on!

And
here comes Victoria,

ready to say party's over, Koco.

Fuck her up, fuck her up!

Oh, Victoria says

it's lights out for Koco Caine.

The thing
about Koco Caine is she's down,

but she's not really down.

Oh my God!

This is an
unprecedented wig snatch

with a wig reveal underneath.

Come here, bug bitch!

Come here!

Ooh,
one knee to the face

and Evah is deadweight.

Get up, bitch!

I've seen
queens get dragged before,

but nothing like this, Michael.

Come
on, get up, hoe.

Here comes
Koco with the wind up.

Koco Caine is a double-D threat.

She's deadly and she's dangerous

and she is really
letting Victoria have it.

Oh!

Yeah, yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Koco
Caine is doubling down

a double D threat,
deadly and dangerous.

Will Victoria be able
to withstand her?

Utterly unbelievable.

Those are
truly some mommy milkers.

Fuck her up, fuck her up!

Vicky!

Yeah, she's tapping out.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh my
God, she's using the ropes!

Fucking right, bitch!

Suffocate her!

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Do you see this?

Unbelievable!

Unprecedented, Michael.

Melissa's asking Astrud to

have several seats.

Melissa
says, move over Xochi,

I've got a new
lizard in my sights.

Fuck her up!

That's right,
bitch, tap that hoe.

Fuck off!

It looks like
our lizard's slinking away.

You got her, bitch!

Get the fuck up!

Get the fuck up!

Get up, girl!

You got this, you
got this, bitch!

This is what we're about!

Furry trash!

The fuck you're not, bitch!

Yeah, fuck off!

Fuck her up!

This is our ring!

Fuck her up!

Oh my god!

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Yeah!

Here comes HoSo.

She's hungry for a win
and a slice of Evah.

Fuck you!

Bug bitch!

Fuck you!

Fuck you, bitch!

Yeah, you want some?

Come here, bitch.

Fucking bitch!

Trash!

It looks
like Victoria and Koco

are really showing us
how they beat their meat.

Oh, the humanity!

It's
too close to call.

I
Can't wait to see

what the Boulets
think about this.

It's a nail-biter
and they're acrylic.

So that was incredible.

I mean, that was
pure "Dragula".

The best thing I've
seen so far this season.

Everyone did really well,

like, everyone
looked incredible.

Well, most of them did.

And most of them did really
good in the performance too.

I don't want to drop anyone

into the pit of
oblivion tonight.

I know.

Which is very unusual for me.

That really is very unusual.

Let's talk about the fight
between Astrud and Melissa.

Probably my favorite
pairing of the night.

Melissa had that classic
pro wrestling character

and she really brought that
like tough bitch attitude

to the stage.

And Astrud gave us that
slinky, sexy lot lizard,

but very acrobatic too.

So I think when you put
those two elements together,

it was explosive.

The part I enjoyed the most

is when Melissa and Astrud
fell outside of the ring

and it started to
get really real.

I was into that.

Oh,
especially when she slammed

her lizard brain
right into the ground.

Are lizards'
brains in their tail?

I don't think so.

Oh, maybe it's a dinosaur.

Something
about Melissa and Astrud,

neither of them have a win,

and I think you could feel
that hunger from both of them

in tonight's performance.

But time is running out

and I think if one of them
don't secure a win soon,

it may be their time to go.

Question for you,

was Astrud wearing
a bodysuit again?

With a tail this
time, but yes.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

That's all I wanted to know.

So let's move on
to Koco and Victoria.

I loved their fight.

Oh, it was so
fun and so funny.

This battle of the boobs became
kind of like a porn show,

like very quickly.

I mean,
which happens sometimes.

Victoria had a lot of great
details in her look too.

There was like this neanderthal
forehead, a unibrow,

a missing tooth,
the battle armor.

It was a special show
tonight for Victoria.

She put the ugly in the
Ugly Ladies of Wrestling.

She really did.

Koco was fantastic tonight.

I think she's probably the
most memorable wrestler

of the night.

Koco did steal the show,

like my eyes kept getting
drawn right back to her,

However, the look was lacking.

But I kind of let it slide too

because the performance
was so amazing.

Although she
did have a double wig reveal,

which I appreciated.

Oh,
that was so good

Right?

- That was so good.
- So it was hard.

Her performance was like ten,

and maybe her look
was like a three,

but the tits were like a nine.

So what do you do with that?

What do you do?

So let's move on to
our next set of fighters,

which was HoSo and Evah, which
I'll start by saying easily

the weakest fight of the night.

I agree.

I didn't care for Evah's look,

I thought it was very quiet,

especially before she
took the pants off.

Before she took the pants off,

I felt like she looked
like a raver or something.

I'm like, I don't get
what this look is.

When it comes to the
classic ladies of wrestling

from the eighties, their
looks were two-dimensional

and instantly recognizable.

Evah's was not.

Tonight, she flopped.

This performance was a dud,
this look was a flop dud,

did not like it.

It was.

Let's move on to HoSo too,
Evah's fighting partner.

I didn't see
HoSo using many of the moves

that the stunt
trainer taught her.

On the contrary, I felt like
Melissa used all of them.

I could tell

that they really
took it seriously.

Yes.

And kind
of came at the fight

from a very disciplined
perspective.

Yep.

But I think it just sucked
the life outta the performance.

I really liked HoSo's look.

I thought the look was a 10.

I instantly
got the idea of this beetle

or insect and I thought it
was a modern interpretation

of a classic wrestling look.

But they weren't able to back
it up with the performance.

And literally, I feel like
she almost closed-lined herself

just getting into the ring.

I was like, is she even
gonna make it into the ring?

I did enjoy that though.

She's
gonna take herself out.

It actually makes me miss
our mud wrestling days.

Oh, those were the days.

Remember, we used to just
be able to jump in there

and beat the hell
outta each other?

And throw some bitches around.

Why don't we get the
guest judges out here

and begin the judgment.

I agree.

Before we begin, I
just wanna tell you

from all of us here
in the judges' panel,

this group performance
was fantastic.

Thank you all and
congratulations.

That's not just to
pretend we're nice

or give the illusion
that we like you.

You guys fucking
killed it this week.

I wanna remind you

that we are not here
to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and
art is subjective.

What we are judging
you on is your drag

as it relates to
this competition

and the challenges
we put before you.

Let's begin with HoSo.

I really love your outfit.

I love that you drew
inspiration from insects.

The performance was a little
bit more of a theatrical energy

as opposed to a
wrestling energy.

I wanted to see more of
a response to the hits

that you had received.

But I love the makeup, the hair.

It's very exciting and sky high.

I just wish your
wrestling was as exciting

as your outfit is.

I previously had thought
that I would send you to jail

for those go-go boots.

However, looking
at it right now...

You still hate it.

No, I just, house arrest.

The look is crazy, the
performance's a little clunky,

but I'd still fuck you.

Thank you so much.

My eye was getting
pulled all around the stage

and I don't know that you
were one of the stronger ones

where the action was.

The performance was
a little lost for me.

It didn't feel like you
nailed any of the stunts.

You didn't pop above
everybody else,

but you didn't
fall below either,

which is obviously something
with just this few people left,

you want to keep
your eye out for.

Honestly,
HoSo's look,

I thought it was really pretty.

I don't know if it was
wrestling enough for me,

but that's just my opinion.

Let's talk about Victoria.

So I absolutely
love your look.

I love the shoulder pads.

I would not wanna
cross you in the ring.

I was watching you and Koco
just about the entire time.

The energies played off
of each other very well.

I just loved your
overall performance.

Thank you so much.

Victoria, you are
the most handsome woman

on the stage tonight, clearly.

Stop it.

Like, full on power
lesbian vibrations.

It was really fun
to see you this way

because this is not how I'm
used to seeing Victoria Black.

I think
it was so fun to see you

in this persona,
making out with Koco

and getting mesmerized
by this breastplate.

And the look is fantastic.

I think I've seen this
body suit on Landon before.

Something of that sort.

I know about 8
to 10 West Hollywood queens

who would love to
be topped by you.

The energy was through the
roof from start to finish.

Thank you, thank you.

I think me and Victoria
worked great together.

I did not expect her
parts to be in my parts,

but apparently that's
how you wrestle.

Let's talk about Astrud.

You had
one of my favorite

wrestling matches of the group.

Thank you.

The tail reminded me of
one of my favorite wrestlers,

Bianca Belair with her braid
that she uses as a whip

so I loved that.

Thank you so much.

I have a very serious question

about those strappy
white fucking heels.

Uh-huh.

Could you just
bevel your foot to the-

You are a lunatic.

You know, she might go to jail.

You're going to the psych
ward for those fucking shoes.

Honey, what is wrong
with you, girl?

Those are so wild.

The tail was a great prop.

I love when you strangled
Melissa with it.

You did a great job and
you look fucking awesome.

Thank you.

Like a psycho
with those shoes.

Take those shoes off,
you fucking lunatic.

I think you were
one of the best

as far as absorbing what the
fight trainer was teaching you

and incorporating
it during the match.

I do have to ask you, do you
have a bodysuit on tonight?

It's the last one.

- It's my last.
- Let's hope so.

I feel like I got set up.

It's wrestling!

What was I supposed to do?

Yes, yes, yes.

But remember, there's only a
few of you up there now, right?

Indeed.

So please
incorporate the notes

that we give you or-
Yes.

You might not get anymore.

Yes.

I did hate the coat.

And those fucking
shoes, bitch.

Those
semi-formal shoes.

- Oh, sorry.
- Bitch.

But listen,
once that was gone,

you used your tail well,
you were slinky and trashy,

and sexy and nasty, which are
some of my favorite things.

Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- You're one of my favorites.

Thank you.

Even though
I didn't like this bitch

and I still don't, me and her
had the greatest chemistry.

We fucking made
that shit happen.

Let's talk about Melissa.

I have to ask, were you
inspired by Chyna the wrestler?

- Yes, I was.
- Oh.

I lost my voice
from wrestling.

My voice is gone, but yes.

I love Chyna as well.

I love the rhinestones
and all of the touches,

and I thought you had a
great energy in the ring.

Thank you.

Your performance
was fucking killer.

Thank you.

You and your partner
absolutely sold this.

I legitimately thought

you were beating the
shit out of each other.

If they didn't know before
tonight, now they know.

Don't fuck with
Melissa Befierce.

Yes.

Do not fuck
with Melissa Befierce

if you wanna live.

You brought so much energy
and life to this character.

It really just checked the box

of that classic
wrestling monster,

and I think you and Astrud

had probably the best
fight of the night.

Your performance was incredible.

Thank you, thank you so much.

One of my favorite
moments from "Dragula"

is looking back at the footage

of you destroying Xochi Mochi.

You brought a lot of
realness and raw punk energy

to that wrestling,

and I love that you
brought the same veracity,

the same energy to the fight,

but it was controlled
and it was a performance,

and I really appreciate that.

Thank you so much.

I think Astrud and Melissa
used the tension that they had

between each other
to their advantage,

and I'm happy they were able

to not only kind of squash that,

but also put on a stellar
performance in the process.

No, I don't think it
brought us together at all.

I don't have that connection
with Astrud whatsoever.

I don't think I
ever will either.

Let's move on to Evah.

Really loved your
commitment to the performance

and I just wish I saw you
more than I heard you.

My voice carries.

Read.

There was a lot of
unforgivable things happening

in your performance
starting with the pants

and continuing with
the performance.

I know you didn't have
a lot of time, but girl,

you just did not
nail these moves.

Are you sore?

- Hell yeah.
- Yeah.

How old are you?

I'm 30 now.

Okay, 30, yeah.

- Yeah.
- You're getting up there.

Goddamnit.

Evah,
I think you did

a very solid job this week.

It maybe felt a tinge more
nineties to me than eighties,

I will say that.

And also you did get a
little lost in the fight

for whatever reason,
I don't know why.

But I like that you had
a solid concept together

for your character.

Thank you so much.

I noticed that you and HoSo

both approached your
section of the fight

technically and methodically.

That's good to have that
level of communication

with your partner.

And I know a lot about
performing with a partner on stage

because I always have one, but-

- Luckily, you have the best.

But you can't let the
connection to your partner

become dominant because then
you miss the opportunity

to be electrifying on stage.

I saw HoSo and Evah trapped
in their heads a little bit.

I really tried

to put my best fucking
foot forward with this.

It just, it really
proved to be a challenge.

I don't know.

Let's talk about Koco.

Your performance was
one of my favorites

and I thought the titty
area would be limiting,

but it wasn't.

I really believe that the
creativity was at a 10.

Thank you.

So Koco, this is
completely insane.

You're at a clear advantage
just in terms of eyeballs

being glued to you.

You were wild, you were crazy,

you were outrageously sexual,
lewd, a slut, a mystery woman.

You killed it.

Thank you.

Koco.

Watching you entertained
me thoroughly.

I mean, you flying and
smashing Victoria with these,

what, maybe it's like a 38
quadruple F, I don't know?

Z.

Z, that's what I would expect.

Koco is ridiculous.

I don't fucking understand
how she even fit those tits

in her suitcase to get here.

Like what, girl, the
biggest tits I've ever seen.

The look was a
little haphazard,

but you did a fantastic job.

Before I judge, I
wanted to just ask you

were those choices,
you know, intentional

that this look was
a little haphazard?

Initially, this was not the
concept I wanted to go with.

I decided to change my concept

to be more cohesive
with my team.

That I did not regret.

What did catch me off-guard
was that a lot of my things

have been coming up
missing and or damaged

when they are found.

The bikini I had on earlier
today, as you now see,

has been cut, just like
the bitch who did it

when I find her.

Somebody's gonna pay.

Do you think
somebody sabotaged you?

I absolutely do.

Really?

I have reason to believe
this has been happening

since I got here,

and that's the only
way these bitches

is gonna catch me slipping, so.

Do you have any
idea who it is?

No, but as I narrow it
down, I'm sure I'll find out.

I really
don't know anything

about this sabotage thing.

I don't think it is real.

I'm gonna have to
see a little more evidence,

because I love Koco, I know
her, and a bit disorganized.

Whoever has to do with this

knew that I had a cut on my foot

as well as blisters
since episodes ago.

So being forced to be
in this specific shoe

on this specific foot, to
me, is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else
here know about this?

We've only been hearing
about it every now and then.

Definitely hearing about it.

But this is the first time
that this is like as big

as it was I think.

I don't know, this
is a competition.

Maybe there is someone
shady out there

that wants her to
struggle a bit.

For her shit to be
getting fucked up,

it's very suspicious.

This was the last
straw for me personally,

and I can safely say that I got
my eyes on not only my shit,

but everybody else's.

Well, I assure you,

we will be getting to
the bottom of this.

Thank you.

At this point, I
don't feel as though

any of them have a reason
to do that besides $100,000.

Now, Katya, I have to ask you,

you're the new
person in the room.

You weren't behind this
missing drag, were you?

Oh no, I stole all her shit.

And what, bitch,
I'd do it again.

Koco and Astrud,

you were incredible tonight.

But the fighter who truly
delivered the knockout punch is...

Melissa Befierce.

- Oh my God.
- Work, bitch.

Fucking work, bitch.

I'm so excited
that I won finally.

I felt like I was
fading out in the back

and I'm now here to
motherfucking keep going forward

and win this shit.

Evah,

the judges felt your
look and performance

was lacking tonight.

You are up for elimination.

Okay.

HoSo, while your
look was killer,

your performance was slammed
by everyone else on the stage.

You are also up for elimination.

Realistically, I
don't see myself going home,

but at the same time, I
don't see HoSo going either.

I don't know how it's gonna go.

We're going to release
you all to The Cauldron

where you can
celebrate your victory,

and... mourn your losses.

Thank you all
again for an incredible show.

We will call you
back to the stage

once we've made
our final decision.

Wow.

Woo, child.

That was a rowdy one.

Yeah, rowdy as fuck.

Baby.

Get more of these
goddamn drinks, honey.

It's my first
time in the bottom.

I knew it was coming
at some point.

I hope it wasn't going
to, but here I am,

and I'm just gonna
make the most of it.

I feel a range of
emotions right now.

I want HoSo to be here
because I fucking love her.

But I also am worried about
my emotions getting in the way

of me being able to move
through the competition.

Damn, had to put
the drink down.

I don't really know.

What's wrong, babe?

I mean, I fucking
like really want you to stay

obviously because of how
much I fucking care for you

and how much I
love you, you know?

Gay.

And I feel like
out of everyone here,

you've been the strongest
support system for me.

I'm so glad that you're gay

and you're both
just expressing it.

Having
somebody to get ready with

who I know is like
really here for me

and every single moment
is like something

that I will absolutely miss.

But I agree with just
everybody's like comments in that,

- it's so fucking tight.
- It is.

Anybody
going home now

is gonna be an absolute loss
and it's gonna suck, so.

Yeah.

Give me a kiss.

Aw, I'm throwing up.

Get a a room.

I know somebody's gonna-

Bitch!

I knew it the moment you
put it on that titties,

I was like, that dumb bitch
is gonna spill everything.

As much as you said that
you had pieces missing

from your look, that
just adds to it, girl.

Honestly, I feel like the
drink made it fucking better

because one of these
ghosts in this house

done snatch my shit,
unless it was one of y'all.

Baby, I don't know
if it was any of us.

I have too many
voices in my head

to like make myself like commit

any sort of sabotagery, girl.

Girl, if I tried to do it,

I would've gotten
caught a long time.

I ain't that smart, okay?

We all love you.

It had to be a ghost.

It just doesn't
make any sense.

It doesn't make
any sense, like-

- Yeah, for us to
do it, you know?

Unless my shit
learned how to grow legs

or I done put a hex
on it by accident,

the math ain't mathing.

The only way I can like relate

is that in that, like,
I'm also a, I mean,

a messy person, you know,

my shit's always a mess.
- Oh, no, no, no.

It's not mess.

I want
to believe Koco

so, so, so, so, so,
so bad, I really do.

But I know her, I love my sister

and she's really disorganized.

I don't know if
it's actual sabotage,

but something's happening here.

I don't know, gal.

This is a thinker.

We have a mystery on her hands.

You tell me.

I don't know.

Is she being sabotaged?

How do you feel, Evah?

It's like a conflicting
storm in my head right now

because a part of me would
love to show my vulnerability

to go into my anxiety
and just break down,

"oh my God, I'm going home".

But then the other
part of me is like, no,

that bitch belongs
back on season three.

Like, I am Evah
fucking Destruction.

I'm a badass
motherfucking bitch.

I built my fucking career
from the ground fucking up.

I'm here because I
wanted to prove to myself

that I could go farther than
I did in my original season,

because I left a little too
early for my taste, thank you.

I don't feel defeated right now.

I don't feel like
I let people down.

This season, we don't have
any extermination challenges,

so I just feel like The
Cauldron is the last place

that stands between
you and the Gallery

where you just have
to fight for yourself

and you can prove your case
as to why you should stay,

and that's why I'm
taking this moment.

Quite frankly, I still
have more to fucking show.

I fucking belong here.

You could really see
the fire under Evah's ass

in this Cauldron.

She is a passionate bitch
and she wants to be here.

I don't think
that this is my time

and I truly believe that

because I know who
the fuck I am now

and I'm not done showing it.

And I'll drink to that.

And I am HoSo Terra
Toma of Destruction.

No, I'm just kidding.

No, yeah, I, I
would love to stay.

I've been doing great in the
competition, so has Evah.

We both have one win.

I don't want to appear
like I don't care

about staying in this
competition because I fucking do.

This is my life.

This is too important to me
to give up and return now.

I came flying from all the way

from South motherfucking Korea,
came here to show my shit

and I think it's
been pretty fierce.

I see a drive in HoSo, but
HoSo doesn't like to drive.

Honestly, I don't see
either of them going home,

so I don't know what's
about to happen.

I wanna stay

because I have so much
more to fucking show.

I mean, obviously at this point,

it's such a tight competition

that even a little bit of a
slip-up can send you home.

But I think my work
speaks for itself.

I am so fucking proud and happy
to be a part of this cast.

I am filled with joy right now

because we all
fucking look sick,

we performed our
fucking hearts out.

This is the most important thing

that has ever happened to me.

And I care most in the world
that I get to show my art

in its fullest, in its
cuntest in this competition,

and that is all I'm caring
about right now in this moment.

And I have people back
home in HBC, South Korea,

my drag family, my family,

that depend on me
to show the world

what South Korea has got

and what the outcasts
of South Korea has got.

And that was my case.

- Period.
- Period, girl.

Period.

Period.

Evah and HoSo...

welcome back.

We have made our
final determination.

Please ascend the Staircase
of Souls behind you

to the Ghostly Gallery

where your final
fate will be decided.

Walking up
the Staircase of Souls

is just one of the most
terrifying things I think I've done

in this competition thus far.

This could decide my fate

and it is fucking
freaking me out right now

because I'm not ready to go.

"Dragula" is where I belong.

It showed me a lot about myself
before and it's pushing me

to learn even more now,
and I'm not going home.

I'm walking up
the Staircase of Souls.

I'm terrified, but
I'm not feeling down.

I don't think I'm going home.

But I know Evah's also thinking
that she's not going home.

And at this point in the
competition, who the fuck knows.

Evah.

HoSo.

Surprise, uglies.

It seems as though our
ringside announcers

may have been telling the truth

when they said that this
match was too close to call.

We have decided to spare
you from elimination.

For both of you and for the
rest of your fellow competitors,

the Battle of the
Titans continues.

But be warned,

saving you both tonight will
have future consequences.

Pleasant dreams, darlings.